Obviously, we of TV Tropes Wiki need our own Main/VillainSong for this page! Let's get to writing one!

-->More than [[TheDatabaseHatesMe the Database hates you]],
-->We're sometimes rather cruel,
-->Not that we want to berate you,
-->But it's [[CardCarryingVillain our job to try and rule!]]

-->We're worse than the [[DataVampires Vampires Datorum]],
-->No spilling our plans while we [[NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine dine]],
-->We'll smash you into dust and then atoms,
-->We don't even need to finish this [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion rhyme]].

-->We've all read the EvilOverlordList,
-->Even made our own [[TVTropesAdditionalEvilOverlordVows additions]].
-->But we're not [[JustBetweenYouAndMe telling all our best plans]],
-->'till we've [[TakeOverTheWorld beat all into submission]]!

[[CrowdSong EVERYBODY]]!

-->Simply put, we're the best of the worst of the worst!
-->Our [[EvilIsSexy beauty's sublime]] and with [[CursedWithAwesome talents unnumbered we're cursed,]]
-->and just so you know, [[Main/LampshadeHanging we're doing this number unrehearsed...]]
-->we're the best of the best of the worst of the worst!

-->We'll [[PetTheDog hug small fuzzy animals]]
-->And you will [[VillainWithGoodPublicity sing our praise]]
-->But then we'll do a [[FaceHeelTurn turnabout]]
-->And [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt bring the end of days!]]

--> We'll [[{{Wangst}} sulk]], but we'll [[OneWingedAngel turn monsterous]]
--> And while we may be [[{{Yandere}} oddly kind]]
--> But then we will [[UnstoppableRage go on a rage]]
--> And then we'll crush [[MindRape your mind!]]

--> We're [[TheChessmaster manipulative, cunning, and endlessly clever]]
--> We're [[MasterOfDisguise never the person we seem]]
--> [[UnwittingPawn You're doing exactly what we want right now]]
--> [[XanatosGambit Our defeat's only part of our scheme!]]

-->''[[VideoGame/CaveStory Huzzah!]]''


* um can anyone tell me what tune this goes to?
** no. we're evil like that.
*** Or are we?
*** It's complicated.
*** I suggest [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4 UN Owen Was Her]].
*** How about the '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyC5eWJhCr8 Original?]]'''
*** Try [[MajorGeneralSong I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General]]. It doesn't quite scan, but that's because it's EVIL! [[EvilLaugh Laughter!]]