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->''"We have it in our power to begin the world again."''

Thomas Paine (9 February 1737 – 8 June 1809) was an English-born Pennsylvanian citizen,[[note]]He acquired Pennsylvanian citizenship when he moved before UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution and, years after independence, gained citizenship of the new country that was the UsefulNotes/UnitedStates [[/note]] political activist, author, [[UsefulNotes/TheEnlightenment Enlightenment]] figure, propagandist, and radical. He was born the son of a corsetmaker, and died one of the most hated figures of his time. About a century after he died, [[VindicatedByHistory he had an enormous growth in popularity]] and his accomplishments started to get some recognition.

Pain (he hadn't added the 'e' yet) meant to join [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Death Captain William Death]] on his ship "The 'Terrible'", but was stopped from doing so by his father. Death influenced Pain's writings.

In 1760, Pain's wife and first child died during childbirth, and his corset business went under. This drove a depressed Pain to drink, and he started voicing his opposition to British politics and especially the monarchy during his drunken fits. Within a few years, he had added the -e- to his name and his situation improved somewhat. Concurrently, this was the beginning of Paine's involvement in radical politics. He started writing campaign songs for politicians and writing articles in favor of reforms, such as higher pay for excise officers. After gaining a reputation in UsefulNotes/{{England}} for being a rabble-rouser and a drunkard, Creator/BenjaminFranklin, impressed by his writing skills, invited Paine to the other side of the Atlantic in 1774.

Most of you probably know him for writing the pamphlet ''Common Sense'' in 1776 during the early period of UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution. Paine used very, ''very'' blunt arguments in favor not just of rebelling against Parliament in the King's name, but actually fighting for full independence. Until then even the most dedicated rebels, such as UsefulNotes/JohnAdams, weren't talking about independence - but Paine used beautiful speech and direct, confrontational arguments that swayed many of the richest and most powerful colonists in favor of it. The pamphlet sold hundreds of thousands of copies in just a few months (in fact, in proportion to the population of the time, it is the most circulated non-religious book in the history of UsefulNotes/UnitedStates), and it even caught the attention of many European countries' intellectuals and nobles (the two overlapped, particularly in UsefulNotes/{{Russia}}). Not so coincidentally, the colonies agreed upon a formal Declaration of Independence just a few months later. Paine also wrote a series of equally-popular papers known as ''The American Crisis'' papers, which famed rebel leader UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington had read to all of his militia soldiers to rally them when times got tough. Paine had to write these anonymously because these actions constituted treason. Franco-Spanish military might and Dutch finance may have won the colonies their independence (albeit as a united-ish country), but they wouldn't have fought for it in the first place if it wasn't for Paine; Adams once said that "Without the pen of Paine, the sword of Washington would have been wielded in vain."

Now, here's what then happens to Paine that most history books don't mention.

Paine was named the secretary of the Congressional Committee on Foreign Affairs by the states' 'Continental Congress' in 1777. However, he started publicly releasing information which proved that certain members of the Congress were using war funds to gain personal profit. In the process, he also leaked certain information to the public about just how they were getting these funds from UsefulNotes/{{France}}, so he was kicked out in 1779. Paine then served as an aid to general Nathanael Greene and raised funds to help improve conditions for the militia. Additionally, he was one of the first people to realize that the Articles of Confederation would be an ineffectual disaster, and he [[{{Foreshadowing}} called on the other 'Founding Fathers' of the United States (landed, monied aristocrats and businessmen) to hold an international convention and subordinate their countries to a strong central government.]]

After the Revolution's end, Paine turned his eyes back to UsefulNotes/{{Europe}}, moving back to Great Britain in 1787. He tried to inspire a revolution against the country's constitutional democracy, but only ended up gaining the disapproval of many of his former allies. Many historians have noted the influence of Paine's writings in this period upon strengthening the liberal cause in Britain, later allowing the passage of laws which made the country more democratic - such as the Reform Bill of 1832, which gave every MP a constituency of similar population and at one stroke eliminated the infamous 'rotten boroughs' which had plagued the system for centuries. In 1789 UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution broke out across the Channel, and many intellectuals in Great Britain initially wrote passionate pieces sympathetic to the revolutionaries, but the political elite saw the events in France as an invitation for homegrown radicalism and mounted a backlash.

Paine wrote his ''The Rights of Man'' in 1791 as a rebuttal to Edmund Burke's famous critique in his ''Reflections on the Revolution in France''[[note]]A key text in conservative ideology that although highly critical of radicalism, managed to predict both the Terror and the rise of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte.[[/note]]. Paine took Burke's criticism as a form of betrayal, since Burke supported the American Revolution but argued against the French for its far more radical and thorough democratic framework. Paine was charged with seditious libel and forced to flee England before he could be arrested and stand trial for it. He was found guilty ''in absentia'', for failing to attend the trial . [[YouCantGoHomeAgain He never returned to England again]]. In France, Paine was declared an honorary citizen for his support of the French Revolution and was even elected to the French National Convention in 1792.

He served on the Constitutional Committee headed by the Girondins, the pro-war faction of the Revolution who, like Paine, advocated for war against neighboring powers to "spread the Revolution"[[note]]Ironically, despite being highly anglophile, the Girondins declared war on England[[/note]]. Paine didn't speak French and did not really make a great effort to learn the language. This made him dependent on the English-speaking multilingual elite of the Girondins, rather than the Jacobins who were populist and Parisian in base, ironically putting the famous radical (by Anglo-American standards) in a moderate position. Paine did not win himself favors, when he argued against executing King UsefulNotes/LouisXVI. He instead suggested that Louis should be sent to the United States as a noble hostage.

During the ReignOfTerror, Paine and many English expatriates trapped in France were placed under arrest and imprisoned at the Palais de Luxembourg. While in prison, he began to write ''The Age of Reason'', a pamphlet that advocated {{UsefulNotes/Deism}} while also criticizing organized religion, particularly {{UsefulNotes/Christianity}} and Literature/TheBible. He had actually began work for this before his arrest and was conducting research at Saint-Denis when he was captured. This highly controversial book earned Paine a good deal of condemnation, since it put forth criticism of traditional Christianity in an accessible manner for the common man. This meant that it would eventually be read by a far bigger public than other anti-religious pamphlets put forth by Creator/{{Voltaire}} and Denis Diderot, among others. He remained imprisoned for the entirety of the Terror, and was released six months after Thermidor, upon the arrival of the new American ambassador to France, future President UsefulNotes/JamesMonroe.

Paine continued to live in France until 1802. Despite his imprisonment during the Terror, Paine was critical of the Directory government that followed. He was especially disappointed by the post-Thermidor Constitution which reversed many of the proposals in the 1793 Constitution (finished by the Jacobins but based on the groundwork done by the Girondin Committee on which Paine had served), chiefly universal [[SuffrageAndPoliticalLiberation male suffrage]] and lack of property restrictions. He also met UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte during this time and discussed [[NotSoAboveItAll an invasion of England, for which he wrote a pamphlet]]. He wrote an infamous open letter where he declared that George Washington was the head of a wild conspiracy that was responsible for his imprisonment. He was not without his reasons: the order of his arrest, written in UsefulNotes/MaximilienRobespierre's own hand, stated that he was arrested for the interest of "America and France". Considering that then-ambassador Gouvernor Morris refused to intervene and continued to do so after Robespierre's downfall, proved in the opinion of Paine, and some historians, complicity on the part of the American government to get him guillotined[[note]]There is a record that petitioners on Paine's behalf appealed to the revolutionary tribunals for his release on the grounds that Paine was an American citizen, representing an allied country. The judge in question stated that Paine was technically a British subject, since he had never officially taken citizenship with the new American government. He would have qualified for asylum status but Ambassador Morris did not give him this recognition despite Paine staying in Paris during the entire period of the Terror and Paine's imprisonment, not even helping him after Robespierre's downfall. Morris was opposed to Paine's vocal support for the Revolution because he felt it upset America's neutrality, and likewise served as an invitation and endorsement for radicalism back home[[/note]].

At this point, Paine's loss-of-favor with his former allies turned to outright hatred. He continued writing controversial and radical pamphlets, most notably 1795's ''Agrarian Justice''. In this pamphlet, Paine introduced a concept that is now called "guaranteed minimum income," a sort of welfare program where all citizens and families are paid a sufficient living income. He also gave the world an early argument for providing welfare for the elderly and public education for children. Because of this, the Social Security website credits Paine as the first American to promote the idea of a welfare system. Paine's other activities during this period involved founding several deist temples and societies in France.

In 1802, President UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson invited him back to America. Paine, however, was widely disliked by this period, and spent his last few years living alone and with little money. In the run-up to the Louisiana Purchase, Paine wrote a letter to Jefferson. In the letter, Paine strongly advocated the idea of peacefully purchasing the land from France, which helped sway Jefferson in favor of it. [[LonelyFuneral Only six people attended his funeral, after he died in 1809.]] Most newspapers throughout the nation printed a line from a New York paper's obituary: "He had lived long, did some good and much harm." Over a century later, though, Paine's legacy saw a resurgence in popularity, with some people even declaring him to be the English {{Creator/Voltaire}}. Indeed, it is a fine thing to see Paine finally getting proper credit for spreading support for democratic ideals and egalitarianism in English-language culture, and for The Frogs and their wacky Revolutionary ideals to finally be seen in their contemporary international context.

He ended at #34 in ''Series/OneHundredGreatestBritons''.

!!Works by Thomas Paine
* ''Common Sense'' (1776)
* ''The American Crisis'' (Series; 1776-1783)
* ''Rights of Man'' (1791)
* ''The Age of Reason'' (1793-1794)
* ''Agrarian Justice'' (1797)
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!!Thomas Paine in fiction:

* He's played by Creator/HarveyKeitel of all people in ''Film/ThatNightInVarennes'' (1982)

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!!Tropes that apply to Thomas Paine's works:
* BeigeProse: Compared to many other philosophers of the time. There's no denying that Paine immediately got to the point.
* DeadManWriting: Paine, imprisoned by the French revolutionary regime, expected the ''The Age of Reason'' to be an example of this. It didn't work out that way.
* DeadpanSnarker: From ''Common Sense'': "Small islands not capable of protecting themselves are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something very absurd in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island."
* FantasticLegalWeirdness: Paine wondered briefly if the risen saints mentioned by the [[Literature/TheFourGospels Gospel of Matthew]] tried to reclaim their property and spouses in ''The Age of Reason''.
* ForGreatJustice: The point of all of his writings. He never even accepted money for them, since he believed that spreading the ideals of his works was more important.
* JusticeWillPrevail: The basic theme of all of his writings was that eventually the people of the Earth will free themselves of all of the shackles of corrupt society and be free to choose their own destiny.
%% * TakeThat: His work is full of these. ''Common Sense'' notably has some great jabs at Great Britain.
* TropeNamer: Thomas Paine is the first person known to say the words "United States of America" together. Yes, he '''named the country'''.
%% * UnPerson: In his lifetime he witnessed his importance being dismissed and his contributions basically being forgotten, though [[VindicatedByHistory eventually this changed]].
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: In his book ''The Age of Reason'' Creator/ThomasPaine wrote that, assuming this happened, the [[MassResurrection mass rising of the dead]] described in the [[Literature/TheFourGospels Gospel of Matthew]] at Jesus' death must have been one, since no one appears to have written down any other accounts. Matthew is also the only Gospel that mentions it. Nor does it say [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse what had happened afterward]]-did they return home to their families, attempt to reclaim their property, or just go back into their graves?
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