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->''"I'm the [=FanFiction=] Critic, and this is what you do with a B.A. in English!"''

->''"In the future, if I happen to review your fanfiction, I'm not doing it to insult you; [[DeadpanSnarker I'm making fun of your poor writing skills.]]"''
-->--'''Episode 1 "Disney Seven"'''

The [=FanFiction=] Critic is a reviewer on Website/YouTube, with currently over 1,000 subscribers. Her forte is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, bad fanfics. But not just any fanfics, oh no. She reviews some of the dumbest, worst written, most perverted, and just plain oddest fanfics out there, armed only with her snark and her never-ending fountain of {{shout out}}s to things much, much better than the things she's reviewing. Wish her luck, everyone, she's gonna need it.

[[http://www.youtube.com/user/AFanFictionCritic Her Youtube channel is here.]] [[http://blip.tv/the-fanfiction-critic Alternatively, go here for her channel on blip.tv.]]

Not to be confused with WebVideo/TheFanficCritic.

This article NeedsMoreLove.
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!!Tropes featured include:
* AuthorCatchphrase: Several reviewed fanfics have these to the point where she makes fun of it, especially "ne'er-do-wells" and "furry friends" in The Disney Seven.
--> '''Fanfiction Critic''': Stop saying "furry friends"! Because every time you do, I picture ''this''! (Shows picture from [[FurryFandom Anthrocon]])
* BerserkButton:
** Homophobia, see the review of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdR-dVa2mI&feature=related Face the Strange.]]
** Most Mary Sue tropes.
** Run-on sentences really tick her off.
** As shown in the review of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmD9v5Ll6ts Marie,]]'' she doesn't take kindly to plagiarism.
* BigNO: More of a big "Why?" during her review of FanFic/FaceTheStrange when [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] makes an appearance.
* CaptainObviousAesop: The sheer depravity, stupidity, and ValuesDissonance of the writers she reviews occasionally forces her dispense one of these. Paraphrased.
-->'''The Fanfiction Critic:''' Okay. Let's just be clear. Sweetie, if your uncle is molesting you, it [[CaptainObvious doesn't count as cheating on your boyfriend.]]
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs: In episode 39, whilst reviewing 'Quasimodo and Marie's Baby', pointing out all of the flaws in the author's description of Marie's pregnancy.
-->'''The Fanfiction Critic''': That's not what a craving is. A craving is when you want to eat something specific- for example, if you really want to eat chocolate. Or spaghetti. Or chocolate-covered spaghetti.
* CatchPhrase: The page quote.
** "Oh NO!"
** I'd like to thank _____ for sending me this fanfiction. I'd also like to kick them in the shin, but we can't always get what we want, now can we?
** [Musical artist], play me out!
** [[ShowDontTell SHOW! Don't TELL!]]
** PrecisionFStrike *[[TheSwearJar Clunk]]*
* DeadpanSnarker: In all of her reviews. She seems to have trouble leaving sarcasm mode.
** Diane, the text reader, acts like this in the review of several of her reviews.
* [[DeadFic Dead Series]]: It's starting to appear this way since she hasn't updated in over a year.
* DrinkingGame: She often starts one up when a fic gets particularly bad, usually when she finds something incredibly repetitive or annoying about it (PurpleProse descriptions of a MarySue, run-on sentences, et cetera). She tells her viewers to join her if they want, but warns them not to drive and to have their hospital number on speed dial in case of alcohol poisoning.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: She was going to review good or bad fanfiction. RuleOfFunny nixed that.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: 'The Fanfiction Critic', obviously, mostly due to the fact that it's part of how she introduces herself at the start of every video. Her real name is Linnie, which generally only her online friends and hardcore die-hard fans call her.
* ForScience: In the introduction of episode 43, 'TheHumanCentipede Double Feature', she say this word-for-word whilst explaining the premise.
-->'''The Fanfiction Critic:''' It was a shocking horror film about an evil German scientist who wanted to join three people togther, ass to mouth, for the sheer purpose of- um... hang on a minute, it was 'cause he wanted... because of, um... it was... um... h-he did it for... science? Oh hell, do people even need reasons for doing anything anymore?
* HeroicBSOD: After reviewing her own fan fic, which follows onto the beginning of her review of "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo", where she's plastered/recoverng from a hangover.
** The beginning of the second [[TheHumanCentipede review for Human Centipede fanfiction.]]
* INeedAFreakingDrink: During her review of "FanFic/LegolasByLaura".
** Reappears in several subsequent reviews, usually of particularly heinous fanfics. She often makes a DrinkingGame out of it when there's something repetitive and annoying, encouraging her viewers to join in but to also have their hospital on speed dial, and not to drive.
* TheLongList: In one review, she gives a Long List of warrior goddesses (complete with pictures) to comment on how she always saw nice fluffy IncorruptiblePurePureness goddesses in fanfic and actual mythology wasn't like that. Sometimes her explaining what's wrong with a fanfic can go into this territory as well, because most of the stuff she reviews, well, ''does'' have a lot of things wrong with it.
* OldShame: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Fanfiction Critc Reviews Her Own Fanfiction]]. [[http://underdog.hhgerbilry.com/stories/notso.txt This Fic in Question]].
* OlderThanTheyLook: Even though she says in every episode that she has a B.A. in English, people frequently mistake her for a teenager. She is in fact twenty-seven.
* OneOfUs: She's used the names of tropes several times- most frequently ShowDontTell- and in a commentary admitted to being familiar with TV Tropes.
* OutDamnedSpot: A rare humorous version. She feels dirtied by quoting a racist fanfic, and begins scrubbing her mouth with a toothbrush. Overlaps with ShowerOfAngst below.
* ReasonYouSuckSpeech: Done on multiple occasions, most notably with "FanFic/FaceTheStrange" and "FanFic/BackToTheFrollo," where she calls the writers out on their homophobia and misogyny (respectively). Paraphrased:
-->"Author, you are a bad person. I do not say this lightly, nor do I say it in jest, simply put, you are a bad person."
* TheRival: Whenever she sends a bad movie to ''WebVideo/TheyMadeMeWatchThis'', he sends her a bad fic.
* RunningGag: The Cube of Profanity becomes this in some reviews.
** In Episode 18, referring to the illustrations of [[HarryPotter girl!Harry,]] [[GenderBender girl!Ron,]] etc. "You can never un-see that. ''Ever''."
** Every time the stuffed wolf toy appears, it has a different name (examples include Smoopykins, Mister Snickerdoodle, Fluffykins, and Grumpytumpkins).
* SanitySlippage: During the worst of her reviews, she edges into this. In her (paraphrased) words:
-->"You think this can drive me mad? Well, the joke is on you, because I went mad a long time ago! HAHAHA!!!
* SitcomArchNemesis: Detroit, who reviews bad movies, is basically this.
* ShoutOut: All of her reviews include several.
* ShowerOfAngst: Fanfiction Critic had to keep on taking showers because she was reading a fic involving Bella Swan getting raped by Edward Cullen and Bella was okay with it. Later parodied, as she leaps up for showers repeatedly over the course of a single review. Eventually, she has a [[UpToEleven toothbrush of angst]] after quoting a racist fanfiction and claiming it made her mouth "feel dirty."
* SnarkyNonHumanSidekick: Diane the text reader in the review of "[[{{Titanic}} Seven Years Later]]"
* SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe, her alter ego the "Fanfiction Devil's" horns.
-->'''Critic:''' They look like {{steampunk}} goggles painted red.
-->'''Devil:''' They're just filed down, like in ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}''!
-->'''Critic:''' Oh, [[OffTheShelfFX the costume store was out of horns]]?
* TheSwearJar: She uses the Cube of Profanity.
* ToThePain: Her descriptions of what she'd like to do with the author of FanFic/BackToTheFrollo get . . . vivid, especially when she dresses up as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "The Fanfiction Devil"]] and begins describing the center of Fanfiction Hell. This is a running trend during the worst of her reviews.
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