Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Doombly]] (to-be author of ''[[FanFic/BeingHumanAPortalFanfic Being Human]]'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10283509/1/ Robert & Rosalind are Dead]]'') saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a ParodySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

Today, Doombly manages two separate trolling identities. Sue Mary has gone her own way, parodying everything from the Epic of Gilgamesh to ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''. In addition, as an experiment, in 2011 he created [=MarissaTheWriter=], allegedly to see how far a trolling identity could be pushed and still be seen as legit, and thus wrote ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]''. Both continue to write trollfics to this day, albeit at rates much slower than those in their heyday.

These stories have their separate pages on TV Tropes:

* By Sue Mary:
[[index]]
** ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede''
** ''FanFic/SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper''
** ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs''
** ''FanFic/LovesHeartstrings''
* By [=MarissaTheWriter=]:
** ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'' and series (other installments include ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'', ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE'' and ''ITS MY LIFE!: THE FLAMES AWAKENS'')
** ''FanFic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian''
[[/index]]

Due to their notoriety, these stories have been {{MST}}ed at least a couple of times. This includes:

* Script/TelltaleFanficTheater3000 [=MSTs=]:
** [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LmSxXQZMMjux8LtOz7FjoPQebBVBnTSD9wJBk3GqkMs/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1 for Sue Mary]]
** [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Uv_Gp_q4BodvPTxAhOhNHRtIfwEs4qtBPwU_GqmUmE/edit?hl=en_US for MarrissaTheWriter]]
* Loveable Freak's Sue Mary [=MSTs=]: [[http://ramblingsofaloveablefreak.blogspot.com/2012/05/1st-mst-sherlock-holmes-vs-jack-ripper.html 1]] [[http://ramblingsofaloveablefreak.blogspot.com/2013/01/mst-2-doctor-huh.html 2]]
* Many more [=MSTs=] for [=MarissaTheWriter=], listed on the ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'' page.

Sue Mary has changed sites at least two times, first after she was banned from Website/FanFictionDotNet and later when Doombly forgot her Website/{{Tumblr}} password. Therefore, they are scattered, but nonetheless available to read:

* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YlRQQNxXvxSgoTcikZyanLyR4EFzV260149d92hdbw4/edit Backup of her FanFiction.Net stories]]
* [[http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/tagged/Sue-Mary Her own Tumblr]]
* [[http://doombly.tumblr.com/tagged/Sue-Mary Doombly's Tumblr]]

While she was on [=FanFiction.Net=], Sue Mary had favorited ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!'' and Doombly himself. [=MarissaTheWriter=] has favorited ''Fanfic/MeInInvaderZimOhKami'' (which since then has been lost forever), ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/ Love Knows No Race]]'' and ''Oh Kami''[='s=] author [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3260689/ sinkittytail]].
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!!Sue Mary and [=MarrissaTheWriter=]'s other works include:

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!!!Sue Mary:

[[folder:'''''SamB ecomes a [=Halfa1111=]''''']]
Sue Mary's first story, set in the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' fandom, has Sam develop ghost powers while "fixin repears" at the ghost poratl. Sam then decides to be "Stam Fantom" and fights a "ghetos dinosore" and later [[strike:Dracula]] [[{{Dracula}} DARCULA]], who then reveals himself to actually be "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitlerd]]". Sam defeats him but gets cancer and has an operashun which removes her powars. She and Danny then go on a date and have "sexk".
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[[folder:'''''Zeke and Luther Skateboard Tragedy''''']]
The first ''Series/ZekeAndLuther'' story to be posted on fanfiction.net begins with Sue Mary explaining that "Zeek nd Loother aer alyaws wear helmuts but I dond think they wuld in reel lif so i maek story were dey dont and face TEH CONSKEUNCES!" Of course [[NonIndicativeName that's not what most of the story is about]].

[[strike:Zeeke]] Zeeje is killed when "him baord brakens" and at his funeral [[strike:Luther]] Luterim announces that he was planning on proposing to him. Then [[strike:ghosts]] goats attack the city and Luther "[[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} gotted a porton pack]]" and kills them all, including Zeeke's ghost by accident. A character known only as "it" then says "It was a hard tragedy" to the night moon.
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[[folder:'''''Dragon Age: Orgins''''']]
Consiting of two seperate stories, ''Dragon Age: Orgins'' and ''Dragon Age Origans 2: Jonson verus Zombies'' are a retelling of the events of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' from the perspective of "Commander Jonson" (or sometimes Joson, or Josnon, ect.) who is an "army guy" that ends up becoming a [[strike:Grey Warden]] Grey Army Guy who sets off the fight the [[strike:darkspawn]] "monster things". Notable that every characters name is misspelled (though this is a staple of Sue Mary's stories its particularly bad in these two) and features all manner of CanonDefilement such as Jonson "[[Manga/DragonBallZ going super sayin]]" to fight an orge like Shrek.

Part 2 ends with a setup for a third story set in [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] thought it has yet to written.
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[[folder:'''''Arthur An Da Merder!''''']]
Claiming to be "a trial storee liek Creator/JodiPicoult bookz" ''Arthur An Da Meder!'' has WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} witness a murder and then accused of said crime. Despite the attempts of his lawyer "[[Franchise/AceAttorney Feniox Rite]]" Arthur is found guilty and sent to jail where is regularly "rapped" and "beated up and other stuffs".

Fortunately his friends team up to catch the real killer, though "one of the dues" is killed in the process. Arthur is freed, but "had a harsh outlook on life form now of from the hard abuse of prizon."

The story was later [[AdaptationExpansion expanded into]] Sue Mary's story ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs'', which reveals the real killer to be none other than Hannibal Lecter.
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[[folder:'''''STAR WARS: YODA'S QUEST''''']]
Yoda gets a call on his spacecellfone from Anakin, who is being kidapped by Darth Vader (even though Anakin and Darth Vader are the same person). He gets involved in a rival gangerster challenge for a race (which he clearly wins), but by the time he gets back to the Dead Stark, Al Capown goats that Anakin was killed after they feeted him to space sharks. So Yoda gets angary and turns into a Super Sayin and bows up the Deth Star and everyone on it.
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[[folder:'''''Harry Potter's Twilite''''']]
Edward and Bella are defectives, and find the entrance to the wizard school Howgarts, where Dummydore and Sanpe have no choice but to let them enrolls. Voldenort and "Drawde", who is Edward's evil twin (because there "isn't no villian in Twilite so I made him up to be one") plan to fire a cannon at Hogwars, and a formal battle of good vs. evil takes place.
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[[folder:'''''Cloudy With a Chance of HATRED''''']]
Starts off in FlatWhat territory by being a ''Literature/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'' story concerning "Racial tenshun running high in Swallow Falls," [[DudeNotFunny Crosses The Line]] when it is revealed "[[UsefulNotes/MartinLutherKingJr Marton Luter King 2]]" is the "leader of the blak strong hold". CrossesTheLineTwice when Morton Luter says lines like "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin HATTERS GONNA HAT!]]" and "[[MemeticMutation Run an tell DAT homeboy]]". Plus, "Flin's" father suffers "Alzhemers", which causes him to start the racial wars in the first place.
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[[folder:'''''The Hangover Part II: Rise of the Planet of the Apes''''']]
Sue Mary's "offisial rewrite" of ''Film/TheHangoverPartII'', this time mashing the story together with Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes because "Hanged over is not good movee but Planet of the Apps is!". It is her longest story so far, at nearly 3000 words.

The insanity begins with the "Hangover Gang" consisting of "Smart Guy", "Fat Guy", "ADDS Guy" and a tiger hanging out at a bar. ADDS guy takes drugs but "the needle was uncircumcised and gave him ADDS". While on his way to the hospital ADDS Guy finds a baby ape whom he names Ceaser (becos it sownds cool), and donates him to science in exchange for a cure for ADDS.

From there, things get into weirdness levels rivaling ComicsNix, with attacks by the "unaborted" love child of "a cooger" and BillO'Reiley, a rap battle between Ceasar and VideoGame/PaRappaTheRapper, and a final showdown where [[{{Gorn}} Stephen Jacobs uses his own gutted intestines as nooses to hang the apes with]].
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[[folder:'''''Dexter's Old Technology''''']]
In a twist that no one saw (or wanted to see) coming, ''Series/{{Dexter}}'' (the SerialKillerKiller) turns out to be [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]] as an adult. While working for the police to murder a serial killer named Tom Dynamo, he is informed that [=DeeDee=] is "deading of kancerous". Dexter must return to his old home to see his sister's final hours.

Of course, nothing of the sort actually happens. Dexter ends up running over [[Series/LeaveItToBeaver Beaver Cleaver]], getting into a drag race with [[WesternAnimation/Cars1 "Lighting Queen"]], and being sent to prison where he teams up with guest stars Creator/RickyGervais and [[Creator/SachaBaronCohen "Sasha Bearhands Conan"]] to escape from prison. Meanwhile Tom Dynamo's more evil brother, Joe Dynamo, is out for revenge against Dexter...

Needless to say, by the story's end Dexter has not reached [=DeeDee=]'s house.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''''Doctor Huh?''''']]
Allegedly a ''Series/DoctorWho'' story, it instead follows [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]] as he goes to stop a bank robbery. However Clark tries to change into his superman suit inside the TARDIS and is recruited by "[[IAmNotShazam Doktor Who]]" to fight his evil twin "Doctor Huh". In the meantime they make fun of [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]], fight "trasscan robots", and Superman [[FullFrontalAssault exposes himself]] to a group of schoolchildren, leaving them "scarred for life".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''''Alien Begin''''']]
Sue's first story post-move to Tumblr, Alien Begin is a sequel to Film/{{Prometheus}} and a prequel to Film/{{Alien}} and Film/{{Predator}}. "[[IAmNotShazam Predator]]" is on a routine mission when he discovers a moon with "life scans" on it. Upon landing he discovers the moon is under attack by "zeenomorfs" and teams up with a Space Jockey to fight them off. However Pretador gets challenged by "Ahnuld" to fight in the jungles of Earth, while the Space Jockey is impregnated by one of the zeenomorfs.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''''THE STRAIN COMES TO SESAME STREET''''']]
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A crossover between]] Literature/TheStrain and Series/SesameStreet in which Dr. Ephraim Goodweather, Nora Martinez, the [[Game/BioShockInfinite "Lettuce twins"]] and [[OriginalCharacter The Robot]] team up with Big Bird to save Sesame Street from a vampire-causing parasite outbreak. [[DownerEnding It doesn't work out all that well]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''''Zero Gravity''''']]
In the "original and offisal" sequel to {{Film/Gravity}}, [[Creator/SandraBullock Sundra Bollocks]] must return to space to stop UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin from harnessing the power of Gregor Rasputin's corpse (through his nipples, which are the power conduits) and taking over the world. Meanwhile UsefulNotes/BarackObama goes in sear of a "pikel pizza" and ends up battling the animatronics from VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''''The Big Maltese: Stark Terror''''']]
Perhaps Sue Mary's most bizarre MassiveMultiplayerCrossover yet, it combines Literature/TheMalteseFalcon, Film/TheBigSleep, Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari and Franchise/CthulhuMythos. Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe decide to team up, but get distracted and go to a fair. While there they witness the performance of Dr. Caligari and conclude he is a villain. Things go horribly wrong and Spade accidentally karate-chops a puppy's head off. Later, Dr. Caligari kidnpas Marlowe and sacrifices him to summon Cthulhu. Spade discovers the actual Maltese Falcon, and that it was in reality built as a weapon to defeat Cthulhu with.
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!!![=MarrissaTheWriter=]:

[[folder:'''''Real Beauty''''']]
Marrissa's fifth story. It appears to be a ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012''/''Film/AmericanBeauty'' crossover, and the main plot is the romance between the Once-ler and Jane Burnham, while Skepkitty, under the alias "Von Kramer", attempts to intervene. At three chapters, it is shorter than the other stories that Marrissa has written, but still longer than Sue Mary's longest, ''The Hangover Part II: Rise of the Planet of the Apes''.
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!!These authors provide examples of:

* ArtifactName: Sue Mary originally was a ParodySue. Then she became more of a parody of trollfic writers.
* TheCameo: Sue Mary is quite fond of putting celebrities in her stories. Creator/MrT appears in "Gottam Gridlock", Creator/StephenMerchant and Wrestling/DwayneJohnson star in "Tooth Fairy 2: Red Dragon Rising", Music/MickJagger and [[Literature/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]] are villains in Hangover Part II, Creator/ZooeyDeschanel and Creator/StephenMerchant [[spoiler:are a couple]] in Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, and Creator/RickyGervais and Creator/SachaBaronCohen are the "spesal guest stars" in Dexter's Old Technology.
** In addition, many stories will feature at least some characters not related to their fandoms; for example, [[Literature/{{Dracula}} "Dracola"]]/[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler "Hitlerd"]] in a ''Danny Phantom'' story, or [[VideoGame/BioShockInfinite Robert and Rosalind Lutece]] in a ''Sesame Street'' story.
* CrackFic
* DarkerAndEdgier: Unless it's based on a work with an already dark setting, then it will usually be LighterAndSofter.
* DramaticReading: Some can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL047E08EFC9968439&feature=plcp here]]. There are nine of them so far, and counting! Even more can be found by Marionetta Susette [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYRgitUcrsIYwxpuMkfYn1AQDOrJ_VBCT here]].
* ExpansionPackPast: From the author him/herself:
--> Infromashun: im a [[TooManyHalves haf goast haf vampeir haf gurl]] wif ma pet gohst unikorn Spunky. My mom deded be4 she wuz born cus of butt trouble and my ddad is domb LOL
* HypocriticalHumor: [=MarissaTheWriter=] often makes references making fun of {{MST}}ers. Doombly [[http://fanfictiontheater.wordpress.com/ ran an MST blog himself]] before joining Script/TelltaleFanficTheater3000, one of the groups who actually ''did'' [=MSTs=] of Marissa's stories.
** And usually the [=MSTers=] and people giving bad reviews will be called "falmer trollz".
* MassiveMultiplayerCrossover: It is a given for each of her fanfics to cross over at least three established universes. And those stories are oneshots.
* MeaningfulName[=/=]SdrawkcabName: Sue Mary.
** "Marissa" seems to also follow this logic, as it sounds similar to "Mary Sue" and is an actual English name, but per WordOfGod, she is named after Fanfic/MarissaPicard.
** Drawde is "Edward" spelled backwards.
* NobodyPoops: Lampshaded and averted in ''THE STRAIN COMES TO SESAME STREET''.
-->And F went to poop. In most storis people never poop but they does all the tim in realisitic life so F poops to in this.
* PoesLaw
* RougeAnglesOfSatin
* ShoutOut: The title of "Dexter's Old Technology" may be a reference to the infamous ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' badfic, [[https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups&hl=en#!msg/alt.toys.transformers/rzUxFaGSCvQ/qNU_EJ7bUu4J "Dinobot's Old Technology"]].
** Another one comes in ''Doctor Huh?'': "[[Series/DoctorWho Doktor Hoo]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy is a pretty cool dude eh doesnt afraid of anything.]]"
* SmallReferencePools: {{Averted|Trope}}. She's written an ''[[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Epic of Gilgamesh]]'' story.
* StealthParody
* TrollFic
* WorldOfChaos: Sue Mary's stories basically follow the same logic as ''Webcomic/AxeCop'', only without the justification of being written by a small child.

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