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[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera Peter Chimaera]]: one of the better known [[SoBadItsGood/FanFic BadFic]] artists (if you will call it that) on FanfictionDotNet. He has been posting typo-laden nonsense since 2002, and has sought to capitalize on his infamy with the original works ''FanFic/PeterChimaeraBookOfHsitoricalFaFfiction'' (sic) and ''Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter Chimaera''.

Responsibility for the madness has been claimed by one [[http://www.heisanevilgenius.com/fun/fanfic.html "Heisanevilgenius"]], the host of ''WebVideo/WeirdVideoGames'' at Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.


[[folder: A brief listing of his fics thus far: ]]

* ''Franchise/{{DIGIMON}} SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111''
* ''GundamWing Final Battle''
* ''Film/TheMatrix Return''
* ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}: Wisps of Dracula''
* ''[[DevilMayCry DEVIL MAY CRY]]: [=THe=] CRYING OF THE DEMON''
* ''[[WebVideo/DesertBusForHope Desert Bus]] Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies''
* ''Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction''
* ''Digimon 3: Franchise/{{Predator}} Vs Digimon''
* ''[[Franchise/ResidentEvil Resident Deadly]]''
* ''FanFic/TheSimpsonsDinner''
* ''PlanetOfTheApes Secret of Planet''
* ''[[SonicTheHedgehog Knuckles]] Vses the Fox Power''
* ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Litte Ponly Friendship is Danger]]''
* ''Cowboy [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Bebop]]''
* ''[[BabylonFive Babylon 13]]''


[[folder: And two more since removed from FF.net but available on [[http://www.peterchimaera.com his website ]]

* ''FanFic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil'' - His best known work, and a [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie trope namer]].
* ''Franchise/{{BATMAN}}: [[FanFic/BatmanNemesisFight NEMESIS FIGHT]]''


[[folder: Books written: ]]

* ''FanFic/PeterChimaeraBookOfHsitoricalFaFfiction''
* ''[[http://www.lulu.com/product/file-download/dracula-2010-and-other-things-bu-peter-chimaera/5634429 Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter Chimaera]]''

Now has a [[Characters/PeterChimaera Character Sheet]] of all characters that appear during his stories.
!!Tropes featured in this guy's work:

* AdaptationExpansion: ''Desert Bus''
* AlternateHistory: In ''Dracula 2010'', John [=McCain=] is president.
* ArtEvolution: ''Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter Chimaera'', being [[OriginalGeneration his first work not based on any existing property]], features seven stories with lengths and plot development comparable to novellas. They're still just as badly written, but there are discernible characters and plots.
* AuthorAppeal: From ''Quarter-Life''
-->''"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.''
* BeigeProse: Works reasonably well in ''Doom'', but leaves ''Quarter-Life'' somewhat confusing. His latest record for brevity is ''Resident Deadly'' - 132 words spread out over two chapters.
* BerserkButton: Turns out Heero doesn't take killing penguins very well.
* BigEater: From ''DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON'':
--> ''Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.''
--> ''He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.''
* CainAndAbel: Evil Digimon is revealed to be Digimon's brother in ''DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON''.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: In ''The Simpsons Dinner'':
-->''""OH DOH" and he dropped his hammer on foot because he was fixing dog house of Sanas little holper when the big news came and he was so shocked of anger that he dorped it right on his so much toes."''
* DownerEnding: "Digimon" doesn't get a break until his third appearance, [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie John is a zombie]], Robin abandons Batman for abandoning his no-kill rule, [[spoiler: Richter Belmont's son dies]], and [[spoiler:Fluttershy]] also dies a long, painful death that leaves everyone else distraught.
* EvilCounterpart: Evil Digimon from ''DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON'' is this to the eponymous character.
* FaceHeelTurn: Played to some degree in ''CRYING OF THE DEMON''; the story claims that [[spoiler:Simon Belmont]] was in fact "turns ''more'' evil by Darcula."
* {{Flanderization}}
-->'''''ComicBook/{{Catwoman}}:''' taht was a trick. I am not good lkie I sad. I am alyaws evil!!''
* FollowTheLeader: Averted - ''Quarter-Life'' was apparently not a deliberate attempt by Chimaera to follow-up on the success of ''HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'', but rather was written at the suggestion of "[[Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}} Uncycyclopedia]]".
--> "Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and [[GodNeverSaidThat dontn't know where come]] [[AscendedFanon but I decide to write anyway]]".
* GunsAkimbo: In ''Black Crisis With Master Chief'', the Chief duel wields two ''[[{{BFG}} rocket launchers]]''.
* GladToBeAliveSex: The conclusion to ''Resident Deadly''
* HowDoIUsedTense: Particularly worrying once he starts applying tense to nouns ("Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried")
* IAmNotShazam: [[invoked]] Explained in an author's note. He's well aware that there's no Digimon called Digimon, but he made up a new one for the story.
* InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt: Peter Chimaera's name is part of the title of both of his books.
* InNameOnly: His ''Cowboy Bebop'' story actually has nothing to do with ''CowboyBebop''. Instead, it's about [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Bebop]] from ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' as a [[LiteralMinded cowboy]].
* IntercontinuityCrossover: Besides ''Predator VS Digimon'', we also have [[spoiler:"Simonn Belmont from Castalvania"]] taking on ''Devil May Cry's'' Dante.
* LampshadeHanging: While dubious on whether or not it was intentional or not, [[spoiler:Richter Belmont's use of a fake MacGuffin full of ''Holy Water'']] on Dracula prompts Dracula to say:
--> '''Dracula''': No that is not make sense
* LargeHam: Quite a few, but ''Digimon 3'' has:
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: A lot of the time the protagonists' powers are kept ambiguous and only referred to as "(character's name) powers", but early on into ''Batman: Nemesis Fight'' the titicular superhero "(shoots) a big fireball like on {{Dragonball}} Z" and uses "gohst powars" to subdue the disembodied enemy's spirit.
* PrecisionFStrike: The final line of dialogue in ''Knuckles Vses the Fox Power'': "Ha ha you are too slow this time you fucking."
* ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud: In ''Digimon 3''
--> "I will get the mail he opened the door and there was another Predator"
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: The police, as per the second chapter/epilogue of ''Digimon 3''
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: For example, ''Quarter-Life'' is preceded by the "ATUHOR'S NOSE"
** It would not be too hard to argue that every sentence in his stories contains elements of this trope.
* SecondPersonNarration: ''You Are The Crime Detective'' (from ''Dracula 2010'') uses this. Unfortunately, you suffer a GameBreakingInjury early on, so most of the action is carried by your partner, Johnsman.
* SecretIdentityIdentity: Peter is the construct of real person, though there is some signs of BecomingTheMask.
* ShoutOut: His nickname may refer to [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter]] [[MixAndMatchCritters Griffin]].
* StealthParody: The whole point of most of his works.
* TrollFic: May not apply anymore due to Chimaera's notoriety, but according to Heisanevilgenius at least one reviewer took the time to explain in detail how he got Batman's characterization wrong in ''Nemesis Fight'' while it was still on the pit.
** The big reasons BATMAN and Doom were removed from Fan Fiction.net was due to the flame wars between people who took it seriously, people who wouldn't spoil the joke, and those who were laughing too hard.
* TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture: ''Dracula 2010'' was written in 2009.
* UnexplainedRecovery: In ''My Litte Ponly'', Fluttershy is pretty clearly stated to have ''died'' after getting caught in the bear trap. However, just a couple of sentences later, she goes from being dead to simply being injured and complaining about how her leg is "very much blood". Of course, it's eventually rendered moot when she dies ''again'' after inexplicably getting shot.
* WhatCouldHaveBeen: In his reveal thread, Mattimer (the one behind the infamous [[FanFic.HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Squirrel King]]) revealed that Peter Chimaera once offered to collaborate with him, but he turned him down since he was done with the fanfiction scene. But my god, can you imagine?
''[[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And then the Internet was a zombie.]]''