->''Candy is dandy,\\
Ogden Nash (1902-1971) was one of the great writers of American humorous poetry, noted for couplets or other poems that rhyme, but [[PainfulRhyme the lines are of different length and irregular meter]]. He lived in Baltimore most of his life, and included several paeans to it in his work. Also noted are his series of poems set to Camille Saint-Saens' "Carnival Of The Animals".
He was also verified by the ''GuinnessBookOfWorldRecords'' as having composed the shortest published poem: "On the Antiquity of Fleas", which consists of the single line "Adam had 'em."
!!Tropes in Ogden Nash's work:
* AnalogyBackfire: The poem "The Romantic Age", about a lovestruck teenage girl who:
--->Presses lips and tosses head,
--->Declares she's not too young to wed.
--->Informs you pertly you forget
--->Do not argue, do not shout;
--->Remind her how that one turned out.
* AssholeVictim: In the first verse "Polterguest, my Polterguest", the narrator claims such exasperation as to tempt him to throw the bitch under a train. In the last verse, we learn that [[spoiler:he has already tried, unsuccessfully, to drown her]].
** DoubleSubverted with Pinball Pete in ''A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor'':
--->"...[[spoiler:''I'' turned the heat upon Pinball Pete]]\\
"[[spoiler:You see, I had a daughter, too]]."
* ButLiquorIsQuicker: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" is the TropeNamer.
--->We might love the people upstairs wonderous
--->If, instead of above us, they lived just underus.
--->There are no rhymes for orange or silver,
--->Unless liberties you pilfer.
* LittleDidIKnow: "Don't Guess, Let Me Tell You".
* MissingFloor: "A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor".
* PainfulRhyme: [[invoked]] Though done deliberately, and often lampshaded by changes in the spelling.
--->More than a catbird hates a cat,
--->Or a criminal hates a clue,
--->Or the Axis hates the United States,
--->That's how much I love you....
--->"The Self-Effacement of Electra Thorne":
--->As for egocentricity, good heavens!
--->What's egocentric about wanting the marquee to read
----->OPHELIA AND HAMLET
* StuffyOldSongsAboutTheButtocks: "The Clean Platter"
--->Some singers sing of ladies' eyes
--->And some of ladies' lips,
--->Refined ones praise their ladylike ways,
--->And coarse ones hymn their hips.
* TermiteTrouble[=/=]FloorboardFailure: "The Termite"
--->Some primal termite knocked on wood
--->Tasted it, and found it good
--->And that is why your Cousin May
--->Fell through the parlor floor today.
* TheSoCalledCoward: "Custard the Dragon" is about a woman named Belinda who lived with a kitten, a mouse, a dog, and a dragon. Counter-intuitively, the kitten, mouse, and dog were all described as being very brave, while the dragon was a coward. However, when a pirate broke into the house and threatened Belinda, the three supposedly 'brave' animals ran and hid, and Custard stood his ground, fought the pirate, and ate him.
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: [[http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~keith/poems/polterguest.html "Polterguest, My Polterguest"]].
--->The Wendigo, the Wendigo
--->I saw it just a friend ago
--->Last night it lurked in Canada
--->Tonight on your veranda!