->''"Hi, I'm Monica. I'm 14 years old, and as you can see, I am, like, SO TOTALLY in love with [[Music/JustinBieber JUSTIN BIEBER]]!!!!!! Ahh! Oh, and Music/OneDirection too."''
-->-- '''Monica, the alter-ego'''

->''"Name's James, and don't wear it out. I'm 20 years old, and as you can see, I am, like, SO NOT TOTALLY in love with JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!! Ahh! (My leg!) Okay, now that was just wrong. But the point is, I'm not really that crazy about Justin Bieber."''
-->-- '''James, the actual person'''

Monica Gilbey-Bieber, also known as James, is a retired internet {{Troll}} who is the author of the FanFics ''FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl'' and ''[[FanFic/PlanktonsEyeView Plankton's Eye View]]''.

He can be found in FanfictionDotNet ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3015923/Monica_Gilbey_Bieber link]]), DeviantArt ([[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/ link]]), and {{Blogger}} ([[http://trollseyeview.blogspot.com/ link.]]) His artworks can also be found in the pages for ''FanFic/JoBekkeAtHugwrts'', ''FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl'', and ''FanFic/DaIvyCuvrdWalsUvHigwsrts''.

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[[folder: The Works]]
* AdaptationalAttractiveness: C'ren isn't really very unattractive in his artwork of her in the 'real world.' She has a nice, healthy-looking body with almost-flawless skin for a [[NubileSavage homeless woman]] who lives in the snowy streets of Russia, if not for her smeared make-up and slight grunge. Her [[BuxomIsBetter ample breasts]] aren't really sagging either, despite the fact that he described her with [[FanDisservice sagging breasts]], possibly done because of ArtisticLicense and AuthorAppeal. Well, [[MaleGaze James is still a male after all.]] See SceneryCensor for links to the artworks.
* AlternateUniverse: Both his fanfics are set in this. FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl is set in a world where the WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants characters (except for Sandy and Karen) are humans, while FanFic/PlanktonsEyeView is set in an alternate history where Plankton is freed after ten years in prison.
* AuthorAppeal: Despite having admitted that he is Monica's antithesis, this is a case where this trope is both played straight and subverted at the same time. This is still being played straight because James seems to be fond of drawing [[BuxomIsBetter curvy]] [[MaleGaze women]]. He also uses SceneryPorn in his works quite often. All his works have RealitySubtext. Also, Plankton's second name is James, and both James and Plankton are said to be short. FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl has been said to read like something written by a deranged Music/JustinBieber fangirl, which James is obviously not, so that is when the trope would be subverted.
* AuthorAvatar: [[Fanfic/OneLessLonelyGurl C'ren]], himself in the MST of ''Naruto: Veangance Revelaitons'', and Rainblood (My Metal).
* AuthorFilibuster: Seen in My Metal, where Rainblood, the ParodyStu, rants against incest and misogyny, two things that James personally dislikes.
* BadassLonghair: Rainblood
* BecomingTheMask: Rather gruesomely deconstructed in his poem ''[[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/004-Rivalry-352393140 Rivalry,]]'' which features an evil seamstress who symbolically sewed a dress onto the skin of her victim, who is the narrator.
* CallBack: In Chapter 20 of My Metal, [[spoiler: a {{Squick}}ed-out Rainblood repeats Dumbledore's famous FanFic/MyImmortal quote, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" when he sees Snape and Lupin having sex in the hallway. Also, Rainblood takes a picture of them as revenge for that time when they took a picture of him in the bathtub.]]
* ChivalrousPervert: Rainblood shamelessly says that [[Music/TheAgonist Alissa White-Gluz]] is sexy and so fucking hot, but he dismisses misogyny as something 'for posers and HipHop wussies.'
* ClothingDamage: C'ren's shirt faded and got ripped beyond repair over the years she has worn the same thing and never changed clothes. At some point, it would have been just destroyed enough to cover the important bits while still show a lot of flesh.
* CurvesInAllTheRightPlaces: James often describes female characters in his works, especially in ''My Metal'', as having an hourglass figure. Possibly because of AuthorAppeal.
* DeadpanSnarker: [[AlterEgo Monica]] and [[SelfInsert James]] in his {{MST}} of ''[[http://lejimster.blogspot.com/2012/10/prologue.html Naruto: Veangance Revelaitons.]]'' (link is {{NSFW}} because of the contents of the fanfic he is MSTing on.)
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Often played for laughs.
** James refers to My Metal as a chapter in the "[[TomeOfEldritchLore unholy tome of unholiness]]"
** In his [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/To-the-Popular-Gorgeous-PERFECT-Sally-Anne-Avery-353059692 very sarcastic love letter]] for [[FanFic/DaIvyCuvrdWalsUvHigwsrts Sally-Anne Avery]], guyliner-lined orbs. (Now deleted, but to summarize, it provides a link to the Shinedown song ''Bully'' after James writes that he wants to serenade her with a beautiful song and after all the PurpleProse.)
* DesignStudentsOrgasm: The site headers for [[http://trollseyeview.blogspot.com his blog]] and the [[http://onelesslonelygurlfanfic.blogspot.com One Less Lonely Gurl rehost site.]] He made the banners by himself.
* {{Determinator}}: Both works have at least one. This is said to be C'ren's redeeming trait.
* DrivenToSuicide: Plankton in ''FanFic/PlanktonsEyeView'' and the narrator's younger sister in ''[[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/002-Complicated-344981032 Complicated.]]''
* DudeLooksLikeALady: [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Rainblood-Oystein-Cross-Vulture-White-353477490 Rainblood]], according to the comments.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Plankton tells [[FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl C'ren]] that she is going too far. Plankton also loses his desire to conquer the world in [[FanFic/PlanktonsEyeView Plankton's Eye View.]] Also Rainblood, to some extent. He claims to have [[AgonyOfTheFeet stepped on Converse-clad poser foot]], worshipped Satan, and been [[NightmareFetishist fascinated with torture]], but he does not condone [[StrawMisogynist misogyny]], [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil domestic abuse]], and incest.
* ExposedToTheElements: C'ren as seen in the artwork linked at SceneryCensor in this page. Despite her lack of clothing, she manages to survive the cold temperature. She is thus characterized as brave and determined.
* GodivaHair: Written example in My Metal.
-->She was crying tears of blood that dripped onto the gray, gravel floor, head down with disheveled, greasy hair that covered the nipples of her breasts.
* HeavyMetalUmlaut: Mercilessly parodied in My Metal.
* HeelFaceTurn: James just loves this trope enough to make it the entire point of ''Plankton's Eye View''.
* HellBentForLeather: Rainblood loves to wear outfits made of leather.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: In the MST of Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, James, 20, and Monica, 15, seem to be close friends despite their differences.
* LimitedWardrobe: C'ren in the 'real world' never changed her shirt since she was seven. She is now 35. The elements and time took their toll on the shirt, though.
* LongHairedPrettyBoy: Rainblood, and James jokes about metalhead hair in My Metal in this scene:
-->[[Main/AngryBirds "Do I look like a green pig to you!?"]] I shouted at it after the droppings fell on my panna cotta and tangled my otherwise silky, black hair that rivals those of shampoo models. The bustard then transformed into a cloud of smoke.
* ManlyTears: Rainblood often sheds these.
* MetalHead: Rainblood.
* NightmareFetishist: Rainblood. He has the complete set of Music/CannibalCorpse [[ContemptibleCover album artworks]] on top of his bed, thinks that Creator/MarquisDeSade and HRGiger are awesome, and can also name every torture and execution method.
* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Rainblood in Chapter 14 of My Metal, or at least he tried.
-->"...and I did my best not to be distracted by Chö's naked, perfect, hourglass figure tied up on a pole. I knew that I should do what should be done!"
* NumberOfTheBeast: The font color of the text in his blogs in hexadecimal code is #666
* {{Parody}}: ''[[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/My-Metal-Chapter-1-346243920 My Metal]]'', a Music/HeavyMetal elitist version of FanFic/MyImmortal featuring a ParodyStu named Rainblood [[MayHem Öystein]] Cross [[HeavyMetalUmlaut Vülture]] [[Music/TheAgonist White]] as [[OverlyLongName Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.]] He also lampshades the nonsensical stuff in the original story, such as why Ebony wants to be [[IncestSubtext related to]] [[Music/MyChemicalRomance Gerard Way.]]
* PleasePutSomeClothesOn: Rainblood summoned clothes for [[HotWitch Cho Chang]] to wear after he saves her from [[TortureTechnician Wormtail.]]
* ParodyStu: Rainblood. He also seems to be an [[FlanderiZation exaggerated caricature]] of [[SelfInsert James]]. He shares at least 70 percent of James's personal beliefs, including {{Feminism}}, hatred of incest, loathing of {{Literature/Twilight}} and Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey, fascination for torture, and love of female metalheads. He is also of Asian heritage. He is said to have artistic skills and mathematical prowess, both of which James has. Just like James, he is also [[DudeLooksLikeALady androgynous]] and described to be short. Just about the only things they don't have in common are Rainblood's metal elitism and Satanism. James believes in Christianity and is a fan of both the 'poser' and 'true metal' bands mentioned in the fanfic.
* PurpleProse: Seen in FanFic/PlanktonsEyeView occasionally and played for laughs [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/To-the-Popular-Gorgeous-PERFECT-Sally-Anne-Avery-353059692 here.]] Also in ''My Metal'', whenever Rainblood describes Cho's [[CurvesInAllTheRightPlaces perfect, tattooed body]] and [[SceneryPorn his bedroom.]]
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/journal/To-Bully-Anne-Avery-353502228 This]] against Sally-Anne Avery. It contains a ClusterFBomb after his BerserkButton has been hit badly by her. Also a rather foul-mouthed TakeThat against AbuseIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale, DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale,and DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale. The part against Sally has now been subverted, however after she apologized to him, but he is still against the double standards that she implied in the statement that offended him, in which she said that only males can be rapists.
* RunningGag: James often replaces don't with [[RougeAnglesOfSatin donut]] when referring to FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl. This all began with the very first author's notes of the same fanfic.
* SceneryCensor: Found in [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/#/d5g1a7z this]] {{NSFW}} artwork of C'ren. There is also an [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Harsh-Reality-Uncensored-329265761?q=gallery%3AMonicaGilbey-Bieber%20randomize%3A1&qo=0 uncensored version.]] Again, {{NSFW}}.
* SceneryPorn: Another trope that James loves to use in his works, most likely because of AuthorAppeal. (He is an architecture student.)
* ShapedLikeItself: The [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Boats-Of-Mithridates-Logo-352543851 logo]] of the fictional DeathMetal band Böats of Mithridates, My Metal's version of Bloody Gothic Rose 666, looks like a boat. FridgeBrilliance kicks in when you consider where James got the band's name.
* ShapeshiftingSeducer: [[SdrawkcabName Ymmij]] in his future original work, Image.
* ShoutOut: His works often have shoutouts to MyImmortal.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Rainblood and Plankton.
* SpearCounterpart: Rainblood is this to [[FanFic/MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]].
* StealthParody: ''FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl'' is this. WordOfGod says that the fic is a {{Satire}} of MarySue as a product of one's dreams and insecurities.
* {{Streetwalker}}: C'ren is one.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: Several examples, both illustrated and written:
** C'ren's "reality outfit." Despite her ridiculously skimpy outfit that covers almost nothing (her breasts are ''completely'' exposed and her vulva can be partially seen below her pink miniskirt in the uncensored artwork), C'ren manages to survive the harsh Russian winters.
** And a male example for Rainblood in Chapter 10 of My Metal: His outfit for that chapter is a leather thong resembling the one on {{Music/Accept}}'s album art for Balls to the Wall and the ones that the guys of {{Music/Manowar}} wear, which, of course, showed off his [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal majestic]] [[BiggerIsBetterInBed member]], a black studded leather vest that resembles what [[Music/JudasPriest Rob Halford]] wears, and [[ZettaiRyouiki thigh-high leather boots for men.]] He also wears a similar outfit in another chapter.
** Several of his artworks depict women wearing skimpy outfits.
** Several of Chö Chang's outfits in My Metal also fit this trope.
* TakeThat: Plankton's Eye View and My Metal both have these against {{Literature/Twilight}}. Also, My Metal, against metal elitists, misogynists, Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey, and [[http://100sean.deviantart.com/journal/have-sex-344770385 100sean]], a deviantArt user who has been sexually harassing others. Also, the poem ''Rivalry'' against [[AlphaBitch Sally-Anne Avery]] and in general, people who are forcing others to change into someone they are not comfortable being. Also, FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl against rock music and [[FanFic/MyImmortal goff]] culture, although this one is a subversion in that it is a rather underhanded shoutout.
* TextualCelebrityResemblance: Characters in My Metal are often compared to RealLife metalheads. Some notable ones are [[Music/DragonForce Herman Li]], [[Music/TheAgonist Alissa White-Gluz]], and [[Music/ArchEnemy Angela Gossow.]]
* TooSpicyForYogSothoth: Seeing Snape and Lupin having sex disgusted Rainblood the NightmareFetishist.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Donuts for Monica, and raw steak for Rainblood.
* TrollFic: ''FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl'' is one, and so is ''My Metal'', although the latter is more of a parody.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Patrick, Larry, and a rare female example, C'ren.
* VaporWear: C'ren, obviously.
* VillainProtagonist: Both his SpongebobSquarepants fanfics feature this.
* YourMakeUpIsRunning: C'ren's makeup is smeared in the artwork in this page's example for SceneryCensor. Also, his [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Ebony-Dark-ness-Dementia-Raven-Way-341157040 artwork]] of [[FanFic/MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.]]
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[[folder: The Person]]
* AlphaBitch: Monica was characterized as one.
* AlterEgo: [[GirlyGirl Monica]] and [[MetalHead Jïmblöød Røtringpën]]
* AlterEgoActing: Type 3, with "The Monica Persona", as he puts it often.
* ArtistsAreNotArchitects: Literally averted. James is an architecture student.
* AsianAndNerdy: James is part-Filipino. He is a writer, an artist, an architecture student, and an amateur web designer. [[PintSizedPowerhouse Don't mess with him, though.]]
* BadassBookworm: James.
* BecameTheirOwnAntithesis: James when he pretended to be Monica.
* BecomingTheMask: James seems to already warm up to his Monica persona as seen in his MST of ''Naruto: Veangance Revelaitons.''
* BerserkButton: Never, ever make it a point to insult him about his height or make seriously misogynistic remarks around him.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: See this page's entries for BerserkButton, WifeBasherBasher, and PintsizedPowerhouse.
* BrownEyes: James's real eye color. This has nothing to do with the personality, or lack of, associated with the eye color. This is only here to serve as contrast to Monica's green eyes.
* TheCheerleader: Monica was one.
* ChickMagnet: There is a girl who told James that had there been more girls who shared her personality, he would be this. Also, when he uploaded a picture of himself on deviantArt, he received comments from girls saying that he looks cute or great.
* ChivalrousPervert: Judging from his DeviantArt favorites, his artworks of scantily-dressed women, and his [[FetishFuel fetishes]] for BlackBraAndPanties and female metalheads in contrast to his {{Feminism}} and his usually gentle demeanor, James can be considered this.
* {{Crossplayer}}: James has his {{OC}} C'ren, a blonde girl, as his deviantArt icon, and he still uses his pseudonym as his username.
* DarkSkinnedBlonde: Monica, although her tan looks more like a sunburn.
* DisguisedInDrag: James photoshopped a picture of himself in order to be disguised as Monica. This is so that he can investigate why {{Troll}}s troll, and thus, he became an internet troll himself.
* DistaffCounterpart: [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Monica-and-Female-Me-351258104 Here]] and [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Me-as-a-Pin-Up-Girl-347004816 here.]] Yeah, she does look like the real guy.
* DrivenToSuicide: Thankfully [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/journal/I-Will-Be-Back-341154857 defied.]] Furthermore, he is also helping other people defy this trope as well.
* DudeLooksLikeALady: James has said this about himself. One of his friends on DeviantArt also said that he does look like a girl. He now attempts to defy this trope by growing a stubble.
* DumbBlonde: Monica's characterization is this.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: James.
* FallenPrincess: Monica is depicted as this now. This is seen in his MST of ''Naruto: Veangance Revelaitons.'' In the story of the MST, Monica has been cast away because she wrote FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl. All she really wanted was to chase her dreams of becoming a famous writer just like StephenieMeyer. Because of this, she got kicked out of the cheering team, bullied, and dumped by her ex-boyfriend. She acknowledges this as her own fault, however, and accepts James's offer to beta-read the fanfic, which is possibly the fictional explanation of why it will have TheRemake soon. In a span of one year, Monica has apparently matured quite a lot.
* GenderBlenderName: Monica Gilbey-Bieber is this, along with being a NonIndicativeName for James.
* GlurgeAddict: Monica is said to be this, although James, while being a NightmareFetishist, is also this. James has confirmed that he thinks [[CuteKitten kittens are adorable]], and that [[RealMenWearPink he isn't afraid to use the word 'cute.']]
* GreenEyes: Monica's eye color.
* {{GIRL}}: Monica's real name is James.
* {{Guyliner}}: James admits to wearing this.
* IKnowKarate: James. He was able to beat up a bully bigger than him back in high school, and he uses this trope to threaten people who attempt to cross him.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: Some of James's friends on deviantArt are under the age of 18. He is 20 years old.
* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: James plays dress-up, as he puts it, ForTheLulz. Also, the color scheme of his blog is pink. His favorite colors are hot pink, neon green, and black. He also enjoys [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/#/d5hxvey baking donuts in Photoshop]]. To top it all up, he is a feminist and is [[BiTheWay openly bisexual.]]
* MartialPacifist: James.
* MeaningfulName: Monica Gilbey Bieber is an alteration of the word moniker and the name [[MyImmortal Gilesbie]]. [[JustinBieber Bieber]] is self-explanatory.
* MenUseViolenceWomenUseCommunication: James mostly averts this by negotiating with the internet Trolls instead of fighting back. However, when forced to physically fight, he will do so.
* MetalHead: James. He's the open-minded variant of one.
* MetalScream: Non-musical example. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
* MostFanficWritersAreGirls: Subverted. But then again, he is InTouchWithHisFeminineSide.
* MulticoloredHair: Monica has pink and green streaks in her hair.
* TheNapoleon: James, but at least he is man enough to not lie about his height on the internet, acknowledge that he does have a Napoleon Complex, and do his best to 'accept what little God gave him.' ([[IThoughtItMeant Not]] ''[[TeenyWeenie that]]'' meaning of 'little'.)
* NiceGuy: James, but it is important to know that he also very well embodies the trope BewareTheNiceOnes.
* NightmareFetishist: Apparently, you can ask James about [[BreadEggsMilkSquick feminist theory, fanfiction writing, and ancient and medieval torture methods.]] Furthermore, one of the rules in his DrinkingGame for his parody fic My Metal involves taking a shot for every torture or execution method mentioned in the fanfic. Despite his mostly gentle and cheerful personality, he was able to describe scaphism, a torturous method of execution, in [[TorturePorn vivid]] detail [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/312359008/2849987492 here]] and [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/345745646/2915351543 here.]] For some reason, he seems to be quite interested in this one specific execution method.
* NonIndicativeName: Monica Gilbey Bieber actually likes [[MyImmortal goff]] stuff, Music/HeavyMetal, and the color black. He is not a girl, his surname isn't Gilbey, and he is not a Belieber.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: James declares this as one of his reasons for trolling.
* OlderThanTheyLook: James is 20 years old. He said so himself that he still gets mistaken for a 14-year-old scene kid because of his ridiculously short stature of 4'10, his feminine face, and his shoulder-length black hair.
* OneOfUs: He has confirmed that he is a TVTropes fan, although he doesn't edit articles here.
* PeekABangs: James's hairstyle is this.
* ThePerfectionist: James described himself as this. He tries to defy this trope now.
* PerkyGoth: James, a male example.
* PintSizedPowerhouse: James is 4'10. He draws, writes, studies architecture, and designs his blog. Seems too nerdy? Well, back in high school, he was able to beat up a bully. It wasn't easy though. He also plays four sports: taekwondo, badminton, soccer, and eskrima.
* TheReveal: The last chapter of FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl is a major turning point in the life of "Monica Gilbey Bieber" as a persona. It is revealed in this chapter that Monica is actually a troll named Jimmy/James.
* RousseauWasRight: James strongly believes in this. Heck, he even tried to pinpoint [[FanFic/JoBekkeAtHugwrts Jo Bel's]] redeeming traits. Also, most if not all of his stories and works are founded on this principle.
* SirSwearsalot: James. He tends to be SophisticatedAsHell, but uses ClusterFBomb when his BerserkButton gets pressed.
* SmarterThanYouLook: Monica is actually this. Despite James saying that he was ObfuscatingStupidity as the Monica persona, Monica actually did show some signs of intelligence when 'she' corrected the grammar of 'her' flamers and wrote the insane sci-fi stuff that an average ValleyGirl would not think of writing about. Also, 'she' seems to also be aware that men can be victims of domestic violence, as seen in Chapter 5 of FanFic/OneLessLonelyGurl. Also applicable for James, who looks like an EmoTeen, a type of person often stereotyped as being shallow and dumb.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Oh, so very much. It has become one of his signature writing styles.
* TeenGenius: James came across as this, at least until he turned 20.
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: James's DistaffCounterpart and Monica, [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Monica-and-Female-Me-351258104 respectively.]] It's in reverse order in the picture, though.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: [[http://monicagilbey-bieber.deviantart.com/art/Monica-aka-James-367989661 Yes]], [[DudeLooksLikeALady that's him.]]
* WifeBasherBasher: James.
* WritersCannotDoMath: Literally averted with James. He has tutored people in trigonometry and aced the subject as well.
* WouldHitAGirl: Justified [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/353502228/2937337321 here]]. Since he believes in gender equality, he thinks it is an underhanded insult to a girl to tell her that he will not hit her simply because she is a girl if she really deserves it. He is doing this for the reason of the good guy as said in the trope page.
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