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John Moschitta Jr. (born August 6, 1954 in New York City, New York) is an American actor notable for his uncanny ability to [[MotorMouth speak really, really fast]]. He's appeared in over 100 commercials as "The Toys/MicroMachines Man," as well as in a 1981 ad for [=FedEx=], and provided the voice for Blurr in the ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' television shows and film.

Moschitta had been credited in the Guinness Book of World Records as the World's Fastest Talker, with the ability to articulate 586 words per minute. His record was broken in 1990 by Steve Woodmore who spoke 637 wpm and subsequently by Sean Shannon who spoke 655 wpm on August 30, 1995, but Moschitta's notoriety as a TV and film personality lives on today.
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!!Films
* ''Film/YoungDoctorsInLove'' (1982; as Complaining Man)
* ''WesternAnimation/StarchaserTheLegendOfOrin'' (1985; as Z'Gork)
* ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'' (1986; as Blurr)
* ''Film/DickTracy'' (1990; as Radio Announcer)
* ''Film/{{Blankman}}'' (1994; as Mr. Crudd)
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!!Television
* ''Series/SesameStreet'' (1985-1990; as Man with Long-Name Baby and various others)
* ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers'' (1986–88; as Blurr, Punch, and Blowpipe)
* ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' (1989; as George Testaverde)
* ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'' (1997; as Kurt Sackett, senior supervisor of the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker Factory)
* ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares'' (2004; announced for the final season of the ''H2'' era)
* ''Balderdash'' (2004; game show for what was then [[Creator/IonTelevision PAX TV]], based off the board game; announcer, and as a celebrity in the final episode)
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (2007-12) as Elrond / Azmuth / auctioneer / NASA crew member / hostage / Micro Machines Man / Trap-Jaw
* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' (2008-09; as Blurr)
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' (2010; as Key-per)
* ''Series/{{Oddities}}'' (2013; AsHimself)
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