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->''"Darkness falls early. From the horizon comes the wail of creatures pretending to be human. The red tide has come in, and shapeless things float toward the shore. He stands before the altar of Art, naked and with fists raised, and he vows: ''I will not be lied to''.''

->''Hello. My name is Harlan Ellison and I am a writer."''

-->--'''Introductory paragraphs of Ellison's first ''An Edge In My Voice'' column'''

Harlan Ellison® (yes, he's [[DisneyOwnsThisTrope made his own name a registered trademark]]) is a famously grumpy [[BerserkButton science fiction wri-]] erm, that is, [[InsistentTerminology writer]], who is strongly associated with the NewWaveScienceFiction movement of the 1960s. His work has won eight and a half Hugo Awards, three Nebula Awards (plus a lifetime achievement award), five Bram Stoker Awards (including a lifetime achievement award), two Edgar Awards, and four Writers Guild of America Awards for Most Outstanding Teleplay -- more awards than almost any other living writer -- but it's his personality that everybody remembers about him. [[{{Jerkass}} For some reason.]]

!!Works by Harlan Ellison with their own trope pages include:

* ''Film/ABoyAndHisDog''
* ''Literature/DangerousVisions'' and ''Literature/AgainDangerousVisions''
* ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream''
* ''Literature/SpiderKiss''

!!Other famous works:
* "Demon with a Glass Hand" and "Soldier", episodes of ''Series/TheOuterLimits''. Creator/JamesCameron used them as the basis of creating ''TheTerminator'' (by accident, so Jim claims), and Ellison caught him red handed and got a cash settlement and an official acknowledgment in the credits.
* "'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Ticktockman", Hugo- and Nebula-Award-winning 1965 short story. Which, he writes in an intro to the story in [not sure what anthology], that he wrote it all in one sitting, the night before he had to hand it in for a writing-workshop.
* "Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream", Hugo-Award-winning 1967 short story and [[VideoGame/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream the 1995 computer game]] based on it, which he wrote and [[LargeHam starred in]] as the voice of AM.
* Editor of ''Literature/DangerousVisions'' and ''Literature/AgainDangerousVisions'', ground-breaking sf anthologies published 1967 and 1972; ''The Last Dangerous Visions'' [[DevelopmentHell was announced in 1973]], and [[BlatantLies he still insists that he'll get around to releasing it one of these days]].
* "The City on the Edge of Forever", Hugo-Award-winning 1967 episode of ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''
* "The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World", Hugo-Award-winning 1968 short story
* "ABoyAndHisDog", Nebula-Award-winning 1969 short story made into Hugo-Award-winning 1974 film
* ''Phoenix Without Ashes'', a screenplay written in 1972, which became the 1973 TV series ''Series/TheStarlost''. The series suffered so badly from ExecutiveMeddling that he insisted on being credited only under a derisive pseudonym. ([[RhymesOnADime "By Cordwainer Bird" means you know it's a turd!]]). With Edward Bryant, it was expanded into a novel shortly after; and in 2010, the original screenplay was adapted into a comic book miniseries.
* ''Harlan Ellison's Watching'', a movie review column for the ''Los Angeles Free Press'' and ''The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction''.
* ''The Glass Teat'' and ''The Other Glass Teat'', a two-book collection of television and social criticism.
* Was hired by WarnerBrothers in the late 1970s to write a film adaptation of Creator/IsaacAsimov's ''I, Robot''; the script (which is available in book format) is highly-regarded by those who have read it, but the project fell apart after Ellison accused a studio exec of having the intellectual capacity of an artichoke. IsaacAsimov loved the script, and it was most certainly TruerToTheText than the actual ''Film/IRobot.'' Ellison considers it nothing less than [[TearJerker one of the great tragedies of his life]] that the film was never made, and his dear friend Issac never got to see it.
* Was also given a crack at the script for ''Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture''. His take forced the ''Enterprise'' crew to choose whether to destroy an alternate universe in order to rescue their own, but (as usual) [[ExecutiveMeddling an executive wanted to toss in his own two cents]] - in this case, a good deal of [[{{Mayincatec}} space-Mayan mysticism]]. Ellison told him to go soak his head, and the script was eventually written by [[Creator/AlanDeanFoster another writer]].
** For the record, Ellison's only writing credit on a feature film is ''The Oscar''. [[OldShame He will not thank you for reminding him of it]].
* "Jeffty is Five", a Hugo- and Nebula-Award-winning 1977 short story.
* Conceptual consultant on ''Series/BabylonFive'' (and made a couple of guest appearances)
* "Funny Money", collected in ''Franchise/{{Batman}}: Black And White'' Vol.2. Find it. ''Borrow'', '''steal''', '''''kill'''''. FIND IT.
--> '''''[[{{Awesome/Batman}} YOU*ARE*SO*BUSTED*]]'''''
* ''Literature/SpiderKiss'' (aka ''Rockabilly''), a 1961 novel about a sociopathic teen idol and the publicist who has to keep the singer's drunken rampages out of the scandal sheets. His only full-length novel, and also the only novel given a spot in the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.
* Two third season episodes of ''Series/TheManFromUNCLE'': "The Sort of Do-it-Yourself Dreadful Affair" (Season 03, Ep. 02) and "The Pieces of Fate Affair" (Season 03, Ep. 23). The latter was, for a long time, the series' "MissingEpisode", as Ellison had unwisely parodied a number of his literary acquaintances, and used several friends' names for characters, resulting in a lawsuit against Ellison and the removal of the episode from syndication packages until 1985. (Ironically, the friends themselves didn't have a problem with it!)
* A still unproduced and recently published TV pilot script ''The Dark Forces'' which Ellison describes as [[CaptainErsatz his version]] of ComicBook/DoctorStrange.


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[[folder: Things he's famously grumpy about include, but are certainly not limited to: ]]

* People who [[ScifiGhetto discount all science fiction]] as being no better than the worst of film and TV {{sci fi}} ("that hunchbacked, gimlet-eyed, slobbering village idiot of a bastardized genre").
** In fact, as of ''Dream Corridor'', he hates the label "science fiction writer", which he sees as too limited, and ''really'' doesn't like the label "sci-fi writer".
* People who ask him about the jellybeans in "'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Ticktockman".
** Which were lampshaded in the story itself.
* People who ask him when ''The Last Dangerous Visions'' is going to be published.
* Similarities between his ''OuterLimits'' episodes and the film ''{{Terminator}}'', which led to a lawsuit and a credit for him in subsequent releases of the movie.
* The changes made to his script for "The City on the Edge of Forever" before it was filmed. It's worth remembering that his original version of the script won him one of his Writers Guild of America Awards -- but on the other hand, it was the final broadcast version of the episode that won the Hugo. (It's also been suggested that his version of the episode, had it been filmed, would have murdered the budget and then been murdered in turn by [[MediaWatchdog Standards and Practices]].)
** Creator/WilliamShatner said he attempted to talk to Ellison during the ordeal to try and calm things down. According to Shatner, Ellison responded by yelling at him.
** Apparently Creator/{{Paramount}} has taken the tactic of declaring most, if not all, elements of the story off-limits for the ExpandedUniverse after Ellison sued them (and the Writers Guild of America) for 25% of the royalties for every time they were used from 1967-2009. Paramount settled out of court.
** Ellison's own book about the controversy includes both versions of the script. Comparing both, one is reminded of the words of Creator/JMichaelStraczynski, with whom Ellison would later work on ''Series/BabylonFive''; "You wait a week or two, then the writer comes in, and you expect to hear a great story about your characters... And what you get is a story about an outside character who comes in and has adventures, a story in which your regular characters are passive participants or downright irrelevant."
* ''Series/TheStarlost''.
* [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2005/09/26/the-story Penny Arcade]].
* ''Franchise/StarWars'', because people consider it a [[SturgeonsLaw good science fiction story]] but it doesn't really examine the effect of the setting on humanity as a whole. He also feels that the film has no humanity or soul, and feels it "keeps people stupid" and ruined the public cultural perception of science fiction. It's especially evident in his infamous rant "Luke Skywalker is a Nerd and Darth Vader sucks runny eggs", collected in his book "Watching".
** Which feeds back into [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDNrnpefGio the distinction between "science fiction" and "sci-fi"]].
* [[TheNapoleon His height]].
* [[http://www.laweekly.com/2007-10-11/news/the-life-and-death-of-jesse-james/ Jesse Jubilee James, firefighting llama cowboy.]]
** Which was more than justified, considering that [[spoiler: what this Janna person did was, for all intents and purposes, MindRape one of his friends. For nearly 2 years.]]
* Racism, as best illustrated in "From Alabamy, With Hate".
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godel%27s_incompleteness_theorem Anything not on this list.]]
* The longtime blackballing of A.E. van Vogt for the SFWA [[DamonKnightMemorialGrandMasterAward Grand Master Award]]. [[note]]Which he finally received in 1995, largely due to Ellison's efforts.[[/note]]
* [[SmallReferencePools Cultural illiteracy.]]
* Website/{{Snopes}} (possibly because they relayed the rumor about his being fired from Disney).
* Mistreatment of writers by studios. Which is ironic, because he also is rather contemptuous of TV.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj5IV23g-fE Attempts to persuade him that he should do something for free]] that he feels entitled to be paid for.
* [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060801/ This movie]]. [[SchmuckBait Ask him]] about it if you get the chance.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harlan_Ellison/Archive_1#Text_of_Ellison.27s_Comments Wikipedia.]] He terms it "dangerous and hurtful crap".
* The film ''Film/SavingMrBanks'', which hit rather close to home for him by falsely portraying PL Travers as approving of the film adaptation of ''Film/MaryPoppins'', since Harlan was one of Travers' friends. He was also furious that "they turned a warm, conscientious, empathic woman and turned her into an Ice Queen").

Harlan Ellison isn't really grumpy all the time, and he does have friends, and there are also stories demonstrating that he's [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold capable of being a wonderful human being]]. He also appeared as a [[SelfParody grumpy]] [[AdamWesting caricature]] of himself in ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryInc'', giving a lecture that concluded "... and that's why nothing good has been written since the 1970s". The stories about Grumpy Harlan Ellison are a lot funnier, though (example: allegedly once mailing an executive roadkill -- ''fourth class'' -- along with a recipe for gopher stew).

For an in-depth look at the man's genius, madness, and general [[JerkAss assholery]], check out the documentary on his life and career: ''[[http://hotdocsaudience.bside.com/2008/films/dreamswithsharpteeth_hotdocs2008 Dreams with Sharp Teeth]]''. The film features commentary by RobinWilliams, NeilGaiman, [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Ronald D. Moore]] and others who have known, worked with, or have been influenced by Ellison and his writings.

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!!TropeNamer:

* AndIMustScream:
** The eventual fate of the last living human character in the titular work, reduced to a mobile protoplasmic blob.
** The fate of the antagonist in "Broken Glass", as [[spoiler:his mind is trapped in continuous torture inside the mind of the main character, leaving him in a vegetative state in the real world]].
** [[RuleOfThree The fate]] of Kostner in ''Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes'', who is tricked [[spoiler: by the soul of a dead prostitute into transferring his soul into the slot machine that previously trapped the woman, leaving him a weary purgatory that will be burned into scrap metal]].

!!Other works by Harlan Ellison provide examples of (subjectives can be found [[YMMV/HarlanEllison here]]):

* AdamAndEvePlot (parodied)
* TheAntiNihilist: A CentralTheme in many of his stories, especially "The Man Who Rowed Christopher Columbus Ashore."
* TheAtoner: "With Virgil Oddum At The East Pole"
* BlackAndWhiteMorality: Intentionally avoided and openly disparaged by Harlan, who explains how childish and inapplicable to reality it is in his "Luke Skywalker is a Nerd" rant.
-->"But that's the point! Is the single defense I get when I alienate myself at dinner parties by my negativity. It's supposed to be mindless, I'm told. And then those professional types who are safe in loving Star Wars where they might be attacked for reading the latest Robert Silverberg or Thomas Disch sf novel, explain to me as carefully as one would a retarded child, that Star Wars is a return to the worship of the Eternal Verifies: honor, truth, fighting Evil. All black and white. Try black and white in a world of credit cards, punk rock, mastectomies, Watergate, the rise of homegrown Nazism, Anita Bryant, and the terrifying fact that more than half of all serious crimes in the United States are committed by people between the ages of ten and seventeen---and that includes rape, murder, robbery, aggravated assault and burglary."
* BlatantLies
* BoldlyComing: "How's the Night Life on Cissalda?"
* CursedWithAwesome: "Seeing" revolves around a woman whose mutated eyes allow her to see in ways that normal eyes (and brains) can't begin to process. She hates her vision because it's made her life miserable.
* DeathBySex: Implied for [[spoiler:humanity as a whole]] at the end of "How's the Night Life on Cissalda?"
* DevelopmentHell: ''The Last Dangerous Visions''
* DrugsAreBad: "Shattered Like a Glass Goblin"
* EarnYourHappyEnding: "Paladin of the Lost Hour."
* EarthThatWas[=/=]MercyKill: "The Deathbird".
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: "How Interesting: A Tiny Man".
* GainaxEnding: "How Interesting: A Tiny Man" was published with two possible endings. One is more straight and tragic, the other makes your head hurt as it can ''almost'' understand it.
* GodIsEvil:
** Probably the best way to explain "The Region Between."
** He wrote a whole collection - ''Deathbird Stories''- around this trope.
* GrandTheftMe: "Mefisto In Onyx". ([[spoiler:But [[GoodIsNotNice done by the protagonist]].]])
* HumansAreBastards[=/=]HumansAreMorons
* InMediasRes
* {{Jerkass}}: He is to writing what Creator/QuentinTarantino is to film - a man with great ideas, but ''impossible'' to work with.
** Case in point, he once managed to get kicked out of a convention at which he was the Guest of Honor.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: For all his faults, he is an outspoken supporter of human rights, often helps out struggling writers and is a fiercely loyal and devoted friend.
* JewishMother: Taken to a horrifying extreme in "Mom"--the titular mother comes back as a disembodied voice after she dies just so she can continue nagging her son.
* LargeHam:
** His voice acting in ''VideoGame/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream.'' (TEEEEEEEEDDDD!)
** Also, debateably, his whole life. As Creator/NeilGaiman said (In ''Dreams with Sharp Teeth'') "I think all of Harlan's work is actually a giant piece of performance art, called...Harlan Ellison."
* LaughTrack: In-story in "Laugh Track". The ghosts of those whose laughter was recorded are now trapped in it, and one of them gets out and starts jeering at the awful comedies it's being used for. (An explicit comparison is made to the idea of a [[SpookyPhotographs soul-stealing camera]].)
* MagicalNegro: Explicitly averted in "Paladin of the Lost Hour" and "Mefisto In Onyx".
* MindRape: Made very literal in "Broken Glass"--the antagonist is a telepathic voyeur/rapist who watches the main character's torrid fantasy and then assaults her fantasy version of herself.
* MindScrew: His latest short "How Interesting: A Tiny Man".
* MissingEpisode: ''The Last Dangerous Visions''
* OddJobGods: "Deathbird Stories" has several.
* OhCrap: The ending of ''Sleeping Dogs''.
* OurGodsAreGreater: "Deathbird Stories" is all about a supposed new pantheon of gods and how they affect the lives of people they encounter.
* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent: "Footsteps"
* ReligionOfEvil: "The Whimper of Whipped Dogs"
* RockMonster: The title character of "Rock God"
* SacredCow: Considers it nothing less than his mission in life to go after these, heaping sneering contempt on ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''StarTrek'', ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' and [[FanHater all those who enjoy them]]. He does [[EveryoneHasStandards love]] the ''Literature/LandOfOz'' books, however.
* ShownTheirWork: Ellison has [[GeniusBonus esoteric and obscure references]] coming out the wazoo, and oftener than not, even the really ''weird'' (for him, that's a special level of weird) ones are things you can look up.
** In "Grail", the demon [[LockedDoor Surgat]] is a minor demon who specializes in opening locks. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgat He has his own Wikipedia page.]]
* SpaceJews: In "I'm Looking For Kadak".
* UnreliableNarrator: ''Many'' of his stories about his interactions with Hollywood/other writers have gotten called into question by the rest of the science fiction community. Ellison is one of those people who won't let the truth get in the way of a good story; take anything he says with a salt mine.
* WhatCouldHaveBeen: His script for a film adaptation of ''Literature/{{I Robot}}''.
* WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings: Wrote an essay on it (sci fi/fantasy literature, specifically), called "Xenogenesis", which included a number of examples of the awful things that have been done to him and other writers by fans.

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