->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Who're you?
->'''David Hasselhoff''': I'm David Hasselhoff.
->'''[=SpongeBob=] and Patrick''': ''Hooray!''
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie'''''

The Hoff [[SelfExplanatory needs no explanation]]. He simply is the embodiment of ''Series/KnightRider'' and ''Series/{{Baywatch}}''.

Rumors of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yhni12dB-c links]] between him and a man known simply as "[[DarkMessiah Kane]]" (due to [[http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Image:CNCTS_Install_Kane_Article.png very]] [[http://lbtoronto.typepad.com/lbto/2006/07/the_hoff.html subtle]] similarities in their situations) remain unsubstantiated.

He was NickFury long before Creator/SamuelLJackson.

[[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Also, the Germans love him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SebarSe6u4c really]].
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