->''"For every bowl of borscht there is a Music/NeilYoung album of equal value."''
-->-- '''[[BlatantLies Confucius]]''

''Dan Meth'' (born 1970-something) is an American graphic artist, cartoonist, flash animator, and director. An outstanding example of the successes and excesses of Web 2.0, he is known for creating ''[[{{WebAnimation/TheMethMinute39}} The Meth Minute 39]]'', as well as numerous cartoons for ''[[Creator/{{Dropout}} [=CollegeHumor=]]]'', absurdly specific pop-cultural charts, reviewing restaurants that serve borscht, and documenting the history of a [[{{Ruritania}} absurdly stereotypical Eastern European country known as Kelv.]]

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!!His works provide examples of:

%%* BigApplesauce
%%* EmoTeen
* ForeignQueasine: Among Kelv's many dishes are ox lung stuffed with horse tongue, smothered with jellied blood.
%%* MindScrew: Zyzxx-735X1
%%* {{Ruritania}}: Kelv.
* StandardizedSitcomHousing: Has a chart just for this.
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