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[[caption-width-right:228:Francis' CreatorCameo from ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats''.]]

->''"Director Coleman Francis uses edits like blunt instruments. [[ShapedLikeItself He uses blunt instruments like blunt instruments.]] His major themes are death, hatefulness, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment death]], pain, and [[RuleOfThree death]]...He hurts us and I want him to know it, except if he's still alive[[note]]Kevin has nothing to worry about since Coleman Francis went to that big movie studio in the sky in 1973[[/note]], because there's the small chance that he's still strong enough to crush my windpipe with his bare hands."''
-->--'''Kevin Murphy''', ''The Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide''

->''"Any discussion of ''Film/RedZoneCuba'' would be remiss without a mention of its writer, director, and star, Coleman Francis, who's also singlehandedly responsible for two other cinematic abominations, ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats'' and ''Film/TheSkydivers''. (...) Probability dictates that every now and then, a totally clueless director like [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Hal Warren]] or [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Night_of_Horror_1981.aspx Tony]] [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/The_Curse_of_the_Screaming_Dead_1982.aspx Malanowski]] might punch through and end up making one of the worst movies ever just by pure chance, but to make three of them clearly requires active hatred towards paying audiences''."
-->--'''Albert Walker''', Website/TheAgonyBooth's [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Red_Zone_Cuba_1966.aspx recap of Red Zone Cuba]]

[[{{Horrible/Film}} Imagine the worst possible film you can.]] Pretty awful, right? Now imagine that film is just the best film in an achingly bad film trilogy [[ThematicSeries linked only by the director]] (who also happens to be writer, producer and star), and a bizarre emphasis on coffee, light aircraft and soul-crushing tragedy. You now have an inkling of what the Coleman Francis trilogy is like.

Each of Coleman Francis' films easily fall alongside such "gems" as ''Film/BabyGeniuses'', ''[[MonsterAGoGo Monster A Go-Go]]'', ''OldDogs'', or ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'', but what makes them really notable is that he managed to produce three of them, each utterly terrible, but in completely different ways. All three films have been featured on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[{{Hellevator}} elevating]] Francis into that elite circle of bad movie directors that also includes Uwe Boll, [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Hal P. Warren]], Creator/EdWood, [[MonsterAGoGo Herschell Gordon Lewis]], [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]], [[Film/{{Birdemic}} James Nyugen]], SeltzerAndFriedberg, and many more.

!!!The Coleman Francis Trilogy:
* ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats''
* ''Film/TheSkydivers''
* ''Film/RedZoneCuba'' (''Night Train to Mundo Fine'')
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'''Coleman Francis' films contain examples of:'''

* {{Bookends}} - Almost certainly unintentional, but his first film, ''The Beast of Yucca Flats'' starts with [[spoiler:Lanell Cado's character being killed by the mutated Dr. Javorsky]], and his last film, ''Red Zone Cuba'' ends with [[spoiler:another character played by Cado being wounded (and possibly killed; it's not very clear) in a shoot-out]].
* {{Cameo}} - Anthony Cardoza, Coleman's financier and producer, appears in every one of his films. Additionally, quite a few of the extras in ''The Skydivers'' are all members of Coleman's and Cardoza's extended families.
** Francis himself narrates ''Beast'', appears as a gunman at the end of ''Skydivers'', is the gas station attendant and newspaper buyer in ''Beast'', and plays the lead in ''Cuba''--a performance only enjoyable due to his [[CelebrityResemblance physical resemblance]] to [[Film/TheThreeStooges Curly Howard]].
** Francis appeared in a bit part in ''ThisIslandEarth''.
* DullSurprise - A disease endemic among Coleman Francis' casts.
* {{Fanservice}}: Coleman Francis makes sure large breasts are thrust into the camera OncePerEpisode. Not that the male viewers ''object'', mind you.
* FauxlosophicNarration - The narrator from ''Beast of Yucca Flats''. ''Red Zone Cuba'' also experiences this at the very end when, out of nowhere, a voiceover suddenly says "Griffin. Ran all the way to hell with a penny, and a broken cigarette."
** [[MemeticMutation "Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"]]
** Reportedly, "Beast" ended up this way because all the audio was accidentally erased after filming. It is more likely that it was filmed without dialog, however.
* LeaveTheCameraRunning - Used far too many times to count - the scene where Griffin tries to put up the roof of the convertible in ''Red Zone Cuba'' comes to mind.
-->'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Servo]]''': "Ok, I'm just a bush, you can pan away from me now."
* {{Motifs}} - Coffee, death, cigarettes, terrible depressing tragedy, light aircraft, Tony Cardoza, people getting shot from light aircraft, the Yucca Mountain, women getting brutalized and vigilante justice.
* PropRecycling - Alleged actor Eric "I ''like'' coffee!" Tomlin's white Ford Ranchero appears in both ''Yucca Flats'' and ''Skydivers''.
** In ''Film/RedZoneCuba'', the above-mentioned convertible shows up again later (this time with its top up) as a police car.
* ShaggyDogStory - All three films. ''Film/RedZoneCuba'' goes one step further and [[ShootTheShaggyDog Shoots The Shaggy Dog]].
** Not a very sympathetic one, though.
* WomenInRefrigerators - Only four female characters survive to the end of a Coleman Francis movie. One a blind/deaf girl who is raped and left without any means of support; the second is widowed and lives the rest of her life as a depressed hermit. Another is shot and wounded by Coleman's character. The last one is left with a husband who's been winged with a bullet by a gun-crazy policeman and two sons who were nearly killed by the Beast.
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