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->''"[[ShrugOfGod I cannot give you an overview of the plot.]]"''\\
--'''Neal Adams''' illuminates his readers

->''"Really, the plot of the series would make a lot more sense if it were a porno. People show up out of nowhere, get physical for the most bizarre, tenuous reasons and then cut to other scenes at unconnected times where it all happens again with different configurations of people."''\\
--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/ Laura Hudson]]'''

''Batman: Odyssey'' is a ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' miniseries drawn by legendary illustrator Neal Adams, one of the defining artists of DC Comics. On the downside, it is also ''written'' by Neal Adams, author of the famously execrable ''Skateman''. His latest opus sets out to lampoon ''Batman'' in all his incarnations (both [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver]] and [[TheModernAgeOfComicBooks Modern Age]]), {{Crisis Crossover}}s, homoeroticism in comics, the comics industry as a whole, people who ''[[StrawFan read]]'' comic books, good taste, and perhaps sanity itself.

Over drinks (really), [[WalkingShirtlessScene a nude Bruce Wayne]] relates '[[KudzuPlot a story]]' to the reader, seated BehindTheBlack. The tale he spins is meandering and bizarre even by comic-book standards, but eventually coalesces into the tale of Batman traveling BeneathTheEarth to battle a deadly new enemy, save Talia Al-Ghul, and solve an ancient riddle.

The writing and plot are simply ''weird'' in every way, and as such the comic has developed a following to track [[http://comicsalliance.com/tags/batman-odyssey/ the insanity of it all.]]

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!! ''Batman: Odyssey'' provides examples of:
* AllMythsAreTrue: Trolls, gnomes, aliens, wizards, Egyptian gods, cyclopse and the Roc, are all denizens of the Underworld.
* AllTrollsAreDifferent: The trolls encountered in the Underworld are scrawny, cowering humanoids with grey-skin, blue-hair, and green-eyes who "thrive on abuse and small rewards." They also happen to be the oldest upright creatures on the planet, and a product of "separate evolution". Whatever that means...
* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Primus and his people: They are a race of "evolved dinosaurs" descended from the raptor line with five fingers, ear flaps, hair, and [[NonMammalMammaries mammary glands]]. Oh, and Neal Adams has no idea how bat anatomy works.
* ArtisticLicensePaleontology: Zigzagged. Adams seems to have a passing knowledge of paleontology, and gets a few things right, including the correct spelling of ''T. rex'', and the portrayal of neanderthals as intelligent and human, but still manages to make some common anatomical errors in the illustrations. And then there's Primus. Just Primus.
* AuthorAppeal: Neal Adams believes the world is hollow, and thus Batman fights foes in a LostWorld BeneathTheEarth. Most of the characters which appear are also his co-creations.
* BadBoss: Sensei casually kills his own underlings, and even forces them to fight to death for little apparent reason. Batman is a pretty bad boss too, the way he talks to Robin and Alfred.
* BaldOfEvil: Sensei.
* BatDeduction: Batman deduces the name of an old lady on a train, Sylvester the wizard's musical instrument of choice, and ''the existence of the Egyptian gods!'' How? He's a detective.
* BeastMan: Some of the Underworld's residents.
* BeneathTheEarth: Featuring trolls, giant bats, dinosaurs, wizards, and all-around weirdness.
* BilingualBonus: Neal Adams likes playing around with foreign language translations of "Batman" such as "Senor Murciélago" and "Fledermaus Mann".
* BrickJoke: Alfred's "Tiniest violin in the world" joke, and the ice axe Batman threatens the reader with, are both (surprisingly) alluded to again near the end.
* CallingTheOldManOut: Talia verbally, ''and physically'' beats up Ra's al Ghul after she learning about how he used her.
* CaptainObvious: Characters frequently point out things that the reader, and other characters can clearly see.
* CarpetOfVirility: Naked Bruce Wayne.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Everyone!
* CrazyPrepared: Batman, Batman, Batman. Specialized weaponry? Check. FauxDeath tricks? Check. [[ActionBomb Rigging Robin to explode?]] ... Check.
* CoversAlwaysLie: The cover (see page image) shows Batman riding what appears to be [[PteroSoarer a badly-drawn pterodactyl]]. This never happens anywhere in the comic. There are pterosaur-like creatures in the underworld, but they look nothing like this.
* DeconstructorFleet: Considered to be TheAce in DC fandom, this Batman seems designed to annoy the reader as much as possible.
* DeadpanSnarker: Alfred. [[UpToEleven Even more so than usual]].
* DeusExMachina: Aquaman shows up at the perfect moment to defeat Ubu, and is never seen or heard from again for the rest of the story.
* EroticEating: [[http://i2.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Banana-Batman-520x820.jpg?resize=520%2C820 Nude Bruce eating a bananna]].
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs
* FantasyKitchenSink
* FelonyMisdemeanor: Batman chews out some scientists he meets in the underworld for making their kids live in there with them, thus "denying them the surface world". To clarify: the underworld has wizards, living dinosaurs, mythical creatures, cool technology, and ''the freaking Library of Alexandria!'' Contrast this with the CrapsackWorld of Gotham.
* GiantFlyer: The giant bats used as mounts by the people of the underworld.
* GodGuise: The Egyptian Gods are actually ancient genetic experiments. [[VoodooShark Wait, what?]]
* {{Gorn}}: Batman getting shot, El Maniaco getting shot, Batman getting shot, [[TheJoker the Joker]] slicing a guys face open, [[RunningGag Batman getting shot]]...
* HollowWorld: Neal Adams does not believe in plate tectonics.
* HumiliationConga: Poor Ra's al Ghul.
* IAintGotTimeToBleed: Sensei is so incredibly badass that he can stem blood loss through sheer force of will. Even Batman is awed by his "discipline."
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne: This exchange between Talia and Ra's al Ghul:
--->'''Talia:''' I'm safe because my beloved crushed my kidnappers. Kidnappers my father paid. THAT MY FATHER PAID!
--->'''Ra's:''' Daughter, control. What poison has this witless idiot been filling you with?
--->'''Talia:''' PAID... so that I can be used for bait... to draw my aged brother... the Sensei, out. Why? Why? why? So he can humiliate you by killing me... [[CallingTheOldManOut YOU SCUM!]]
--->'''Ra's:''' But... you escaped... I sent Batman.
--->'''Talia:''' Batman? So he would kill my deadly brother... while you sipped ouzo and watched sports.
--->'''Ra's:''' Sports? What? I don't...
* MachoCamp: Bruce's hirsute forearms take up 90% of his introductory splash pages. He's about as sharp as a Calvin Klein model (deploying the DreamworksFace on numerous occasions), pitches fits and takes naps like an overgrown child, and arguably is a bigger threat to public safety than his rogues gallery.
* MindScrew: A meandering plot that wanders from flashback to flashback, fights coming out of nowhere, Batman verbally assaulting Alfred, all narrated by a [[CarpetOfVirility shirtless Bruce Wayne.]] Things like coherency and sanity do not fly here.
* MoodWhiplash: All over the place.
* MrFanservice: Bruce Wayne.
* MythologyGag: Batman at one point actually says the line "Same bat-time, same bat-channel" from the 1960s TV series.
* NestedStory: Naked Bruce's recollection is not the only flashback going on, which makes things rather confusing in the early issues.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Included among Batman's allies in the underworld are wizards, aliens, "evolved dinosaurs", neanderthals, "animen", and ''Egyptian gods.''
* OffingTheOffspring: King Epochh kills his own son out of some vague sense of honour. Ra's al Ghul plan is to manipulate Batman into killing his son Sensei.
* OnlySaneMan: Deadman's role seems to be to comment on the ridiculousness of the situations in the comic, and the Batman franchise in general.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: The thugs hired by Sensei can not decide what accent they speak with.
* OurHeroIsDead: Batman is killed by his one weakness. [[Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja Bullets. From a gun.]] [[spoiler:He's faking it]].
* OurGnomesAreWeirder: They're wiry, pointy-eared humanoids with bulbous noses.
* OutOfCharacterMoment: The whole comic is an extended one for Batman and pretty much everyone else.
* PintsizedPowerhouse: Sensei.
* PteroSoarer: The creature ridden bay Batman on the cover, as well as the one that attacks robin are never explicitly identified, but they certainly fit the criteria.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Though the Joker is depicted as a genuine threat, he accuses Batman of wasting his entire life chasing and arresting circus clowns. Bruce searches his mind for a rejoinder and can't come up with one.
* RememberTheNewGuy: Throughout the story, new characters show up with no introduction, and everybody just acts like they've always been there. The most blatant examples have to be Sylvester the jive-talking beatnik wizard, and the Roc, which had apparently been terrorizing Jamroth Bok's people for years before Batman blew it up.
* TheReptilians: Primus and his people. Humanoid to the point that they don't really resemble reptiles that much at all.
* TheReveal: The person who Naked Bruce is telling his story to? It's [[spoiler:Franchise/{{Superman}}.]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Superman]]''': '''''WHHHOOOSSSSHHHH.'''''
* SadlyMythtaken: One of the Egyptian gods is an anthropomorphic hippo who does not resemble anyone in particular from Egyptian mythology. To make matters more confusing, he is addressed as "Wepwawet". Wepwawet was a wolf, not a hippo.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Everyone. It's like they think they're in a Shakespeare play. And they're all played by Creator/WilliamShatner.
* SickeninglySweethearts: Batman and Talia have their moments.
* SnakeTalk: A very sssstrange example from Batman of all people.
--->'''Batman:''' Sssssscum! Stay with me.
* SociopathicHero: Batman, and - to a lesser extent - Robin both come across like this. Even Alfred has his moments, where he offhandedly states that he'd willingly kill Ra's al-Ghul.
* TheStarscream: Sensei wants to take over Ra's Al-Ghul's underworld empire. It turns out "underworld" is literal.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: Talia's dress.
* StuffBlowingUp: A train blows up in the first issue, and the explosion lasts several pages! A much [[{{Gorn}} gorier]] example happens later when Batman blows up the Roc.
* SuperDickery: Several examples, but the one where Batman [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/3554261.html detonates Robin]] after Robin [[RecklessSidekick gets himself captured]] takes the cake. [[spoiler:Naked Bruce explains in the next issue how he designed Robin's armor to self-destruct without harming him]].
* TalkingIsAFreeAction: And how!
* TotallyRadical: Sylvester the clarinet-playing wizard talks like this.
* TyrannosaurusRex: Inevitably, one of the prehistoric creatures encountered in the underworld. The dinosaur people traditionally ride, and even eat them.
* UnfortunateNames: Dr. Slattern? Does Adams know [[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/slattern what that word means?]]
* UnstoppableRage: Batman nearly beats a fake Riddler to death after he believes that he shot a little girl.
* VerbalTic: This is really the only trope which this can go under, but ''everybody'' has absolutely bizarre speech patterns, being generally grammatical but just ''utterly weird''.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Batman gut-punches a thug, causing him to throw up.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Narrator!Bruce for the first few issues.
* WhatsAHenway
* WizardClassic: Sylvestor, and his fellow wizards.
* WouldntHurtAChild: The real Riddler.
* WriterOnBoard: Neal Adams is an advocate of "Expanding Earth Theory".
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: Neal Adams' grasp of language is... interesting at times, contributing to the general weirdness.