[[caption-width-right:350:The gang's all here.[[note]] Left to right: Wade, Cody, Lanolin, Booker, Orson, the Worm, Sheldon, Bo, Blue, Roy.[[/note]]]]

''U.S. Acres'' was a short-lived comic strip created by Jim Davis, far better known for his role as the creator of ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', and assisted by Brett Koth. The strip focused on a cast of {{talking animal}}s who lived together on an unnamed farm:

* Orson, a pig with an overactive imagination and fondness for books
* Roy, a prankster rooster
* Booker, a yellow chick
* Sheldon, a partially-hatched chick
* Wade, a paranoid duck who is afraid of everything
* Lanolin, a really mean sheep
* Bo, her really kind (but not too smart) brother
* Cody and Blue, a puppy and kitten, respectively

The strip, begun in March 1986, was not a success (especially compared to ''Garfield''), and it came to an end just three years and one month later in April 1989. As a result, ''U.S. Acres'' and its cast are much better-known in [[AnimatedAdaptation animated form]], due to appearing in ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''. There, it existed for seven years as [[ThreeShorts the "B" in that series's A-B-A format]] that's right, the animated version lasted more than twice as long as the strip did!

They also have their own [[https://www.facebook.com/usacres Facebook page]].

The characters also appeared in the Android and iOS ''Garfield's Defense''' games to help said title character against food aliens and zombies.

Known as ''Orson's Farm'' [[MarketBasedTitle outside the US]] and on the ''Garfield and Friends'' DVD set, since the versions used are international instead of domestic. The strip is also referenced as such on the "Professor Garfield" children's educational website.

Paws, Inc. has reposted many of the strips (aside from the final ones) on its website, [[http://garfield.com/us-acres here.]]

!!Tropes present in the strip:

* FiveFiveFive: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/08 This strip]] contains one.
* AccordionMan: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/11/02 This worm's never been so humiliated.]]
* ACMEProducts: The worm family owns products by ACME.
* AdultsAreUseless: ...and so are all other humans. The only humans who appear in the strip are a farmer and his daughter, who picks up a young Orson. They are only seen from the waist down, and never appear again afterward.
* AllPartOfTheShow: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/09/11 A worm named Marty invited friends named Waler and Orville to watch a shadow show.]] when Booker started stomping on Marty, his guests thought it was part of the show.
* AndNinetyNineCents: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/12/11 Roy tricked some of his friends into falling into a waller]]. When the mud dried rendering them immobile, he tried to sell them as "lawn ornaments" and charged $4.99 for each.
* AndroclesLion: Parodied. [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/15 A tree lets Sheldon have its apples]] because he "once pulled a thorn from its trunk".
* AntiSneezeFinger: In [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/09/05 this]] comic, Roy does this to Orson, resulting in himself finishing the sneeze Orson started.
* ArtEvolution: The art goes from round and cutesy to very loose and frenetic, a radical departure from ''Garfield'' either way.
** The U.S. Acres cast remain in their 87-88 designs throughout ''Garfield and Friends''.
* AscendedExtra: Jim Davis's assistant Brett Koth gained a co-writer's credit in the strip's last couple years, even though he did no more work on the strip than he had as assistant on ''Garfield'' at that point.
* AsianSpeekeeEngrish: In one strip, Orson sneezes and later receives a phone call from China. The caller says "Bress you".
* AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption:
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/25 Roy while drinking hot chocolate]].
-->'''Roy:''' Boy, there's nothing better than a good cup of... [=HOT=] chocolate.
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/04/14 Roy's debut.]]
-->'''Orson:''' (reading from a book) And the big, ugly monster crept up on its unsuspecting prey and said...
-->'''Roy:''' Hi there
-->'''Orson:''' Arrrgh!
* BaitAndSwitchComment:
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/04/05 During his first day at the barn]], Orson comments that, "if this place had a few curtains and a fresh coat of paint... it would still be a dump".
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/06/05 Orson's reaction]] when Booker suggests they could take their corncobs to the store and get a refund.
-->'''Orson:''' Ha! Ha! Booker, you are so naive. See? It says "No deposit, no refund".
-->'''Booker:''' Oh, yes...
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/06/01 Roy wanted his eyes to be bigger. Too bad for him it was Lanolin who granted that wish.]]
* BeeAfraid: [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1987/08/02 Wade and Roy run away in fear from a Big Stinger Bee.]]
* BlandNameProduct: Orson is driven off in a "Furd" truck.
* BoxAndStickTrap: One arc includes Booker's several attempts to catch worms with that kind of trap. One of the strips features a worm using Booker's trap as a bait to capture Booker and Sheldon with a bigger version of the trap.
* CameraObscurer: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/03/16 Wade forgot the lens cover on when he tried to take a picture of the Through Ness Monster]].
* CapeSnag: [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/06 Power Pig's cape is stuck at the phone booth's door]].
-->'''Power Pig:''' This looks like a job for... (phone booth falls on him) the paramedics.
* Catch22Dilemma: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/08 This strip]] shows why Wade will always have claustrophobia.
* CatchingSomeZs: Yes, they look like they do in ''Garfield'', and yes, [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/10/30 they also play with them sometimes]].
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/03/31 Orson told Booker and Sheldon]] the story of the boy who [[CryingWolf cried wolf]] and Booker learned the boy... needed a big club to hit the wolf with.
** Also, [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/11/03 A worm trying to sell gloves to another worm.]] When his potential customer got inside home without even speaking to him, he thought she went inside to pick up her ''hand''bag.
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/08/26 Orson believes goalies must be ready to spring at any moment to avoid being hit with the ball.]]
* DebutQueue: The entire cast was introduced one at a time, starting with Orson, followed by Roy, then Booker and Sheldon, then Wade, then Bo and Lanolin, and finally Cody and Blue.
* DelayedReaction: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/07/22 Sheldon asked for a lick of Booker's ice cream. It took a few seconds for Booker to realize Sheldon couldn't lick through his shell.]]
** Also, when [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/07/12 a worm impersonated a chopstick to trick Booker]], the worm talked to Booker, who called him "Mr. Chopstick" and only later realized how odd it was for a chopstick to talk.
* DeniedFoodAsPunishment: [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1988/06/23 A worm boy named Willy is denied dessert for refusing to eat his dinner]]. He doesn't consider it too much of a punishment because his parents were having dirt for dinner and a mud pie for dessert.
* DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale: Lanolin Sheep almost always responds to Roy's pranks with extreme violence.
* DownerEnding: In the final weekday strip Orson looks at the newspaper only to realize their strip wasn't there and he disappears. The Sunday strip offered a more heartwarming farewell.
* DownOnTheFarm: Played straight. Jim Davis is from just outside of Muncie, Indiana.
* {{Duck}}: Occurs in [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/07/20 this strip]].
* EarlyBirdCameo: Bo and Lanolin appear to [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1986/07/20 offer a one-liner in a Sunday comic]] long before their "official" introduction.[[note]]On a related note, they, along with Cody and Blue, also appear on the back of the first book's cover, even though their debut strips aren't until the second book.[[/note]]
* EekAMouse: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/07/16 A worm had this reaction after entering a mouse hole to hide from Booker.]]
* ExactWords: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/03/04 Booker dared a worm to show his face.]] The worm then showed a portrait.
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/11/30 During the ugly face contest arc, Roy told Lanolin she couldn't "make a reeeally ugly face".]] He forgot to specify ''whose'' face was supposed to be made ugly.
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/07/21 Orson was trying to take Bo's photography and asked him to show his teeth.]] Bo removed them from his mouth.
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/08/02 Roy declares that "Water that touches pig lips will never touch" his.]] Aside from the fact that he doesn't have any lips, he drinks Orson's water through a straw so any lips he could have wouldn't be touched.
* ExpressiveAccessory: The duck head on Wade's innertube, which looks exactly like his actual face and often mirrors the expression on his actual face.
* FalseReassurance: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/11/26 The worm dressed as a chicken to trick Booker and Sheldon told them he knew what he was doing.]]
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/03/27 When Lanolin knitted Orson a scarf]], Bo was worried Lanolin was pulling a trick on him (Orson). She said she wasn't and then it's revealed the scarf was made of Bo's wool.
* FootballHooligans: Some strips had UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball as a theme. [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/08/25 In this one]], Lanolin showed the area where the parking lot would be. She explained that's where that'd hold "the fight after the game". Her face held an expression she was looking forward that monent.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: In the 1987 [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/12/25 Christmas strip,]] Bo gives one of his trademark circulation-cutting hugs to the entire main cast at once while shouting "Merry Christmas". Orson directs him toward "them out there", and in the final panel, Bo is charging through the fourth wall to give the reader a circulation-cutting hug.
* FrivolousLawsuit: When Orson [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/05/11 read the tale of]] Goldilocks and the three bears and asked if any of the listeners knew what she did after trying the too hot and the too cold bowls of porridge, Lanolin suggested she sued the bears.
* FurIsClothing: One strip has Lanolin remove her fur so she can cool off in a pond on a hot day. Roy attempts [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen stealing it,]] before she grabs him and drags him into the water. Next panel, Lanolin is wearing Roy's feathers, and he's chasing after her to get them back while wearing her wool.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
** When Orson explains to Booker that he's named that because he loves books, his response is "I'm just glad you don't love kumquats". While this was probably just a use of InherentlyFunnyWords, he may have been implying his name would be "Kummer". Say that out loud.
** In one Sunday strip, Orson, Roy and the chicks wanted to teach Wade to swim, and so the cute little farm animals went to Wade and said they'll be with him the whole time, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and carry him to the pond and]]-[[http://garfield.com/usacres/1986/08/17 WHA-uh-doo-Watch where your hands are, Roy!!]]
* GoneHorriblyRight: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1986/10/19 In several early U.S. Acre strips]], Orson uses hypnotism on Wade in order to make him not fear anything. It works, and Wade goes from being a LovableCoward to shortly being a fearless and ''reckless'' JerkAss who fears absolutely [[TooDumbToLive nothing]].
* GrandFinale: Two, actually - one for the dailies and one for the Sundays (there were still four more Sunday strips to go when the last daily strip was published). In the daily finale, Orson looks in the funny pages, sees that U.S. Acres isn't in it, and disappears. In the Sunday finale, Orson, Booker, and Sheldon watch their own cartoon show.
* GratuitousGerman: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/04/04 Booker tried to trap a worm by sitting on its hole]]. The worm used a spiked helmet like those from German soldiers and said "Ach du lieber! A flyink chicken!"
* HartmanHips: Parodied [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/07/13 here]] when a female worm [[TertiarySexualCharacteristics who only has eyelashes]] eats a peanut and gains the appearance of having broad shoulders and hips.
* HeadDesk: Booker's reaction [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/04/20 here]] when he realises he'd been tricked by a worm.
* HenpeckedHusband: A certain worm seems to have this problem. The below are just a couple of examples of his feeling dominated by his wife:
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/04/06 He was brave enough to fight Booker but cowers when his wife scolds him for being late for dinner.]]
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/09/01 Also, when a hole-to-hole salesworm shows up at a hole and asks if the worm who answered was "the man of the house"]], he responded "I'll get her".
* HollywoodVoodoo: Booker comes along with a balloon which looks like Roy. When Roy wants to know what this is about, Booker claims it was a voodoo balloon. Roy isn't impressed, so Booker stabs it with a pin, result: [[YourHeadAsplode Roy's head asplode]].
* HypnoFool: Wade gets hypnotized to calm his fears and HilarityEnsues when the hypnotism ends up performing a total 180° on his personality.
* ICanSeeMyHouseFromHere:
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/01/08 "Hey, I can see the barn from up here"]].
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/08/08 "I can see our house from here"]]
* IdeaBulb:
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/06/02 Orson deciding to turn his lemonade stand into a shade stand]].
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/05/07 Orson greeted Bo because Bo's greetings bring wind.]]
* IKnowYouKnowIKnow:
-->'''Wade:''' Who's in there?\\
'''Max:''' You don't know me.\\
'''Wade:''' Are you sure I don't know you?\\
'''Max:''' I don't know.\\
'''Wade:''' You don't know what?\\
'''Max:''' I don't know that you don't know that you know me.\\
'''Wade:''' But how do I '''know''' that?!?
* ImagineSpot: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/03/11 Two concerning]] [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/03/26 Sheldon's future]].
* IMeantToDoThat:
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/12/28 Roy hits Sheldon with a snowball and celebrates by banging on the wall, making the roof's snow fall on him.]] He claims he "meant to do that".
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/06/18 Orson's attempt to pole vault over a fence.]]
-->'''Sheldon:''' What's Orson doing?
-->'''Booker:''' I'd say he's trying to pole vault over the fence but his pole is too flimsy and it will probably break (snap!) and he will crash into the fence (crash!) then he will try to play it down.
-->'''Orson: I meant to do that!'''
* InsistentTerminology:
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/06/29 Booker was afraid he and a worm would fall off a cliff. From that height, the worm believed "plummet" would be more like it".]]
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/11/21 Whenever it rains, Bo says it's "partly dry"]].
* InstantCosplaySurprise: Done on Roy [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1986/07/20 here]].
* InsultBackfire: Roy Rooster decided it was time for Booker to [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/01/11 start rooster training]].
--> '''Roy:''' Okay, Booker. It's time you started rooster training.\\
'''Booker:''' Why?\\
'''Roy:''' Because you need to practice if you want to be like me.\\
'''Booker:''' I'd rather drink pond scum!\\
'''Roy:''' Good! You've got the Obnoxious part down!
* IWillShowYouX: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/07/12 "I'll good morning you!!"]]
* {{Jerkass}}: Roy and Lanolin, both of whom often tried to one-up the other.
* LastRequest: ''[[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/11/10 Booker asks if a worm has "any last requests"]] and the worm suggests "Melancholy Baby".
* LetsSeeYouDoBetter:
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/01/22 Booker showed Sheldon a hand trick and Sheldon said it's an old one.]] Booker then dared Sheldon to do it and somehow, Booker did see Sheldon doing it despite Sheldon living [[MeaningfulName inside a shell]].
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/06/16 Roy says he can swim better than Orson can.]] When asked to show it, he says he doesn't want to get his feathers wet so Lanolin [[ExactWords takes them away]] so he can swim without getting them wet.
* MarketBasedTitle: The strip was known as ''Orson's Farm'' outside the U.S.
* MeaningfulName: Orson gave Booker that name because he (Orson) likes to read, making Booker glad Orson didn't like kumquats. Lanolin is named for a type of wax secreted by sheep.
** And Sheldon is called Sheldon because [[DontExplainTheJoke he's just an egg shell with legs.]]
* MediumAwareness: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/04/14 Orson told Sheldon their days were "not only numbered, but signed and dated" and he lived each moment as if it was his last panel.]]
* MortonsFork: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/10/15 Orson asked Booker and Sheldon if they wanted him to read a book or if they wanted to watch [=TV=].]] They both eagerly replied "Television!" so Orson then got inside a [=TV=] and started reading a book inside it.
* NeverSayDie: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/02/13 These worms said "go".]]
* NoFourthWall:
** After passing a sign reading "The end is near," [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/07/29 Orson smacks into the end of the (truncated) last panel.]]
** The whole last week and final Sunday comic were about the strip ending in one way or another. [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/otherpeople2/cutsthecorn56.JPG This strip]] addresses the strip's end quite literally.
* NobodyCallsMeChicken: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/10/29 A worm dared]] Booker (a literal chicken, mind you) to cross a line and vanished inside his hole before Booker responded. After Booker crossed the line, the same worm (or another one) showed up from another hole and acted like Booker had yet to decide if he'd accept the challenge or not. Booker was confused.
* NotHyperbole:
** Because of his allergy to flowers, Roy doesn't like it when Booker brings any to the chicken coop. [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/07/17 One time]], he said "Don't bring those flowers in here! You want me to sneeze my feathers off?!" Enraged, Booker picks a giant flower and brings it to Roy in retaliation. The sneeze was so strong that both Roy and Booker lost their feathers.
** In one strip, Lanolin threatens to slap Roy's beak to the moon. She literally does that later.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: In the strips final week, Wade finally conquers his fear of everything, which causes Orson, Roy, and Booker to run off screaming.
* PaperThinDisguise: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/11/23 This worm's chicken disguise.]]
* ParentalAbandonment: While Booker and Sheldon were still unhatched eggs, their mother, having decided she was tired of sitting on eggs, literally just got up and walked away. The eggs remained unguarded in their nest until Orson found them the following week.
* PayPhone: [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/28 Orson is inside a phone booth when the phone rings.]] It's for Bo, who just takes the phone away, dragging the booth and Orson with him.
* PhoneBooth:
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/03 A chicken opens a phone booth]] and is horrified to find Orson a.k.a. Power Pig in the middle of putting on his superhero uniform. Orson believes "it was bound to happen someday".
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/04 Once again, Orson tries to change into Power Pig inside a phone booth.]] This time, he [=DONKs=] into the other side of it.
-->'''Orson:''' All right! Who waxed the phone booth?!
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/06 This time]], [[CapeSnag Power Pig's cape is stuck at the phone booth's door]].
-->'''Power Pig:''' This looks like a job for... (phone booth falls on him) the paramedics.
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/02/08 Wade sees a newspaper ad about a way to cure claustrophobia.]] Unfortunately, he decides to call from a phone booth.
* PorkyPigPronunciation: Orson does this while impersonating [[WesternAnimation/PorkyPig the]] TropeNamer doing ThatsAllFolks at [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/05/07 the last strip]].
* PortableHole: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/10/15 Booker ripped one from the ground so the worm he was chasing would be stuck underground.]]
* PowerUpFood: [[ParodiedTrope Parodied]] by Orson as Power Pig. [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/04/20 He claims to eat "power corn for energy"]].
* PuffOfLogic: In the final daily strip from 15 April 1989, Orson is reading the newspaper and discovers that ''U.S. Acres'' is no longer on the comics page. He has just enough time to shout "HEY! WHERE'S-" before he vanishes in a puff of logic.
* PunnyName: U.S. Acres was supposed to be a pun on "U.S.A."
* PushoverParents: [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/03/29 A kid offers to take Orson in]] and tells him not to worry about the kid's Dad because he's a pushover.
-->'''Orson:''' Thank you, pushover fathers everywhere.
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/03/31 When it's finally time to convince the girl's father to let Orson live with them]], Orson does the trick by crying.
-->'''Orson:''' The hours I spent as a homeless waif taught me to live by my wits.
* RakeTake: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/03/02 Wade believed that, if he were fast enough, he could race right by danger before it could do anything to him.]] A rake proved him wrong.
* RunningGag: The series pretty much runs on them. Sign gags, face gags, scaring Wade, slop jokes, imagination jokes, etc.
* SarcasmMode: The Echo Canyon in [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1988/12/09 this strip]].
-->'''Orson:''' Yodel-lay-hee-hooo.
-->'''Echo Canyon:''' Oh, reeeal original, pig.
* TheScream: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/01/15 Wade sees a fake spider and screams so loud, it circles the world.]]
* ShoutOut:
** The AnimatedAdaptation is directly addressed in [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/04/14 the pentultimate daily strip]].
** Binky the Clown makes a cameo in a thought balloon in one strip. Also, Booker had a duck call whistle that sounded "Hey, Duck!"
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/10/28 "Power Pig!]] [[{{Superman}} Fast as a speeding bullet! Strong as a locomotive!"]]
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/07/11 Sheldon was wondering what an old tree would say if it could talk.]] A worm pranked him by making it seem it sang "Shooby Dooby Doo".
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/04/03 Once he realizes his imagination took him to pre-history]], Orson says [[Literature/TheWizardOfOz "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"]].
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1986/05/11 In retaliation for Roy intruding on Orson's "swimming pool",]] Orson dives on Roy, prompting the intruder to say [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/ChickenLittle "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"]]
* ShownTheirWork: [[spoiler:Orson is abandoned at the beginning of the strip's life because he's the runt]], just like pigs do in real life.
* SleepsWithBothEyesOpen: Booker and Sheldon watch in astonishment as Wade sleeps with his eyes open. Booker asks how he's able to do it, and Sheldon explains that it's easy for Wade because he's afraid of the dark.
* SneezeOfDoom: Occurs [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/otherpeople2/hamsitup6.JPG here]].
* SphereEyes
* SpitTake: [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/otherpeople2/cutsthecorn32.JPG March 22, 1989]], and again on [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/otherpeople2/cutsthecorn43.JPG April 2]].
* SpySpeak: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/09/19 Bo takes it literally.]]
* StockYuck: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/06/05 A worm tries to eat spinach but doesn't like the flavor]]. The remaining spinach moans over the fact "Nobody likes spinach".
* StopDrowningAndStandUp: Wade in [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/05/08 this comic.]]
* TalkingAnimal: Unlike in ''Garfield'', the cast of U.S. Acres actually talks. (This might also be the reason for why Cody and Blue weren't in the cartoon.)
* TemptingFate: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/11/03 Orson said even Lanolin couldn't ruin that day. She shouted "I just washed my car!" and it rained.]]
* ThatsAllFolks: The [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/otherpeople2/cutsthecorn60.JPG last strip]].
* TooDumbToLive:
** Bo. For example:
--->(Bo is [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/08/19 staring at the TV]].)\\
'''Lanolin''': What's on TV tonight, Bo?\\
'''Bo''': Nothing.\\
'''Lanolin''': (''[[DopeSlap smacks Bo]]'') Then turn it ''on'', stupid.
** Wade is this as well. He falls off cliffs, when he can just fly to avoid injury. He goes ahead and just sits under a place where a boulder above him could easily fall and squish him. [[spoiler: He even places his bed right on the cliff, where he ends up falling from, once he got out of bed.]]
* YouAndWhatArmy: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1986/10/17 Orson once used hypnosis to make Wade no longer afraid of anything. The first sign it was working was when Wade responded to a command by asking "You and what army, waller breath"?]]
* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses:
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/04/20 A worm invoked the trope to avoid a beating from Booker]]. Booker was initially proud to have shown "chickens do have hearts" but later banged his head on a tree out of frustration once he remembered "worms don't have eyes".
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/10/16 A worm wondered if a fish would eat a worm with glasses.]]
* YourCostumeNeedsWork: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/08/28 Roy once dared Orson to dress like a bear.]] When a real bear showed up, Roy said it was the worst bear suit he'd ever seen.
* YourHeadAsplode: [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/06/09 June 9, 1987]].
* YourMom:
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/10/07 One strip featured Booker plugging a hole]] and then yelling that the worm's mother was a garden hose. When the worm tried to return to the surface, it hit its head on the cork.
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/10/16 A later strip had a worm telling Booker]] his mother swam after garbage scows. Guess what Booker's "Mom", Orson, was ready to do at the end of the strip?
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1987/12/11 Feeling bored, Wade told Cody his mother had fleas so Cody would chase him away.]]
** Orson wondered why Roy considered himself qualified to be the judge of an "ugly face contest". When Roy said he knew ugly when he saw it, Lanolin jokingly mentioned "he should". Roy then asked [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1988/11/28 "what was that about my (Roy's) mother?"]]
** [[http://garfield.com/usacres/1989/01/21 Roy, over a frozen lake, teasing a fish]]. "Hey, fish! Your mother wears waders!" Then a strong fish breaks through the ice and drags Roy's face into water. Roy ends the strip with a broken and frozen face.