[[caption-width-right:242:Mallard Fillmore demonstrating the premise of his comic]]

->''"I think papers carry this strip for 'balance', i.e., to shut up the ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' critics so they can keep it on the comics page."''
-->--'''[[http://joshreads.com/?p=932 The Comics Curmudgeon]]'''

''Mallard Fillmore'', by Bruce Tinsley, is about an anthropomorphic duck journalist and the struggles he finds in dealing with a liberal world. It started out as a non-political strip for ''The Daily Progress'', which had asked Tinsley to create a mascot strip for their entertainment page. After several rejections, the eponymous duck won out and the strip was launched. After Tinsley expressed his conservative political views, he found himself out of a job. He successfully sold the strip to ''The Washington Times'' in 1992 and eventually got it syndicated nationally by King Features Syndicate.

!!This strip provides examples of:

* AmbiguouslyJewish: Mr. Noseworthy strikes one as rather this way, what with his long nose, frizzy hair, and spouting of leftist intellectual gobbledygook. (Then again, maybe the frizzed hair is just supposed to identify him as a BourgeoisBohemian, and the nose as a sign of superciliousness.)
* AuthorFilibuster: The cause of every Wall of Text, mentioned below.
* AuthorTract: Every strip.
* DearNegativeReader: Occasionally, Mallard addresses his complaining readership, though it's hard to say if the author is quoting actual e-mails or not.
* {{Expy}}: More than a few critics have noted Mallard's incredible similarity to [[ComicStrip/BloomCounty Opus the Penguin]]. This is less obvious on the rare days that Mallard's head is colored -- his head is canonically green (being a mallard), but on weekdays, his head is jet black, making the resemblance uncanny.
* HalfDressedCartoonAnimal: Like many cartoon ducks, Mallard never wears pants.
* HonoraryUncle: A baby hopes a man is this.
* InteractiveNarrator: Tinsley occasionally interacts with Mallard, represented as a pair of floating fingers with a pencil.
* IntrepidReporter: Technically Mallard, though we don't actually see him doing anything suggesting he researches or sniffs out stories - just that he reports on them.
* NoAnimalsWereHarmed: In one comic strip, the TV that Mallard is watching says, "The following heartwarming holiday special contains 100 percent faux snow; no actual snow was harmed in the production of this program."
* Parody: SomethingAwful started a trend of rewriting every strip in YeOldeEnglish to hammer home how incredibly ass backwards and regressive Tinsleys views are. THey call it [[http://fowlherald.tumblr.com/ Ye Fowl Herald]].
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: A frequent target of mockery.
** The strip started with Mallard going out for a job as a reporter and being declined because he's just a duck. He gets the job by pointing out that he's an "Aquatic-American".
* PunnyName: The title character is an obvious play on UsefulNotes/MillardFillmore.
* StrawFeminist: This strip has a recurring one, and she's an ugly and bitter hag. Then again, Tinsley also regularly features a [[BrainlessBeauty brick-brained, glamorous model]] named [[MeaningfulName Purge Daley]], showing that he at least doesn't discriminate against HollywoodHomely women.
* StrawmanPolitical: There's a few stock characters that to serve this purpose and appear only in strips covering their topic (education, feminism, race, etc.). Outside of these, Noseworthy often plays the role of the smug, line-toeing liberal for Mallard to easily criticize. He's also Mallard's boss, but this is really not an issue outside of the initial strips in which Mallard is hired by him.
* WallOfText: Many strips are a pile of word balloons crowding out, at best, a character's head.
* WithUsOrAgainstUs: Mallard once pre-empted a professor from invoking GodwinsLaw over then-President UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush's use of the phrase by remarking that the professor's generation made [[NotSoDifferent "You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem."]] a famous rallying cry.
* WorthyOpponent: Chantel, a newscaster who works with Mallard. She's the token non-straw-liberal and appears in the strip on the rare occasions Tinsley agrees with the liberal argument or wants to call conservatives to task over something. However, she started out as a much more empty-headed criticism of liberals like the rest of the cast and the official comic page from King Features still insinuates Mallard only barely tolerates her opinions.