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Back in the early [[TurnOfTheMillennium Aughts]], Creator/WarrenEllis watched an episode of ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. The man who {{Bromance}}d Creator/PatrickStewart described it as "Creator/KatharineHepburn impersonating Creator/WilliamShatner". Out of sheer exasperation, he cried out, "They should get Creator/RayWinstone as captain". The result was a July, 2003 graphic novel using said idea. HilarityEnsues.
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[[ExtyYearsFromPublication Two Hundred Years From Today]], Earth is [[strike:fighting]] ''losing'' an interstellar war with a JerkAss [[HiveMind Herd Mind]] known as the Chasta. GeneralRipper comes up with a desperate strategy. "We can't be the U.S. Marines anymore. Now we have to be the Viet Cong." The result is the experimental guerrilla space destroyer ''Switchblade Honey''. He hoped to build eight more. He got the one.

Meet The Crew.

* Captain: John Ryder - Imprisoned and awaiting execution for disobeying direct orders in the face of the enemy and assault on military property. (Command ordered him to destroy a crippled friendly vessel as a proxy suicide attack. He refused, and fired on and disabled a vessel that attempted to follow those orders in his stead.)
* First Officer: Susan "Switchblade" Niles - Imprisoned and awaiting execution for assault on a superior officer. (She caught her captain raping the Communications Officer. She cut his dick off, then jettisoned it into space.)
* Chief Engineer: Jack Rhodes - [[RuleOfThree Imprisoned and awaiting execution]] for disobeying direct orders in the face of the enemy. (After his captain decided to abandon his engine crew on a Chasta world to save weight, he sealed all of them in the engine room and lifted off anyway.)
* Gunner: Aliya Jones - [[RunningGag Imprisoned and awaiting execution]] for disobeying direct orders in the face of the enemy, assault on military property, and assault on military personnel. (She refused to fire on civilians, then destroyed her gunnery station with a pistol taken off a guard who was trying to make her do it. Then she shot the guard.)
* Electronics station: Milligan - Imprisoned and awaiting execution for disobeying direct orders in the face of the enemy and substance abuse. (He hacked an enemy vessel and opened its airlocks, killing its entire crew while sparing prisoners in its sealed hold, rather than let his captain, an admiral's son, destroy the vessel for personal glory. But he really ''was'' stoned out of his fucking mind when he did it.)
* Pilot: Harwood, B. - Imprisoned and awaiting execution for disobeying direct orders in the face of the enemy. (He refused to ram an enemy vessel.)

They've all been fucked by the Navy. They're all pretty disgusted with the human race. Hell, they're probably only three steps from trying to kill ''each other''.

And they're pretty much the only hope we have left.

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!!Tropes associated with Switchblade Honey:

* AliensStealCable: Chasta are using their knowledge about humans to telepathically torture them during the battle. The problem is that they don't have too firm a grasp on it, resulting in threats like:
-->''While you are here, fighting in vain, your children are being abused by famous Earth actors like [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]."
** Possibly a HistoricalInJoke to the first Gulf War, where the Iraqis allegedly dropped leaflets on US soldiers which read, "Your wives are at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds." It's referenced in ''Film/TheMenWhoStareAtGoats''.
* ArmyOfThievesAndWhores: The crew of the ''Switchblade Honey'' are all technically prisoners, freed only as part of the military's desperate plan to send out a rogue crew of guerrillas against the Chasta. Almost all of them are surly misanthropes at the start, and by the end the sole idealist is drinking and swearing with the rest of them.
* ChekhovsSkill: The crew stop the Chasta from [[spoiler:incinerating Earth with a sun-powered X-ray laser]] by [[spoiler:having Milligan hack the Chasta vessels and opening the airlocks, spacing the crew -- the same stunt that got him imprisoned at the beginning of the story]].
* {{Expy}}: John Ryder is clearly based or Creator/RayWinstone in LondonGangster mode.
* {{Jerkass}}: Basically everybody in some way.
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Basically everybody in some way; the main characters are the result of crossing ''Franchise/StarTrek'' with [[ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}} Spider Jerusalem]].
* KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter: The crew of the ''Switchblade Honey'' ignite the ice in an asteroid field to hurl metallic asteroids at a wing of Chasta ships.
* KirkSummation: Ryder gets ''two.'' Why isn't this an ongoing series, again?
** On being a starship captain;
--->'''Ryder''': I joined the Navy because I wanted to explore. I wanted to captain a starship and say, "We don't know what's over there. Let's go that way."\\
'''Niles''': We can do that.\\
'''Ryder''': Not if we don't have a home to come back to. Not if we don't have a place to return to and say, "This is what we learned, this is what we saw, this is what's out there." We went to war and I stayed in the Navy because I knew that '''I needed the human race.''' I needed to '''take it with me, out there.'''
** On being a hero in a CrapsackWorld;
--->'''Ryder''': We've all been fucked by the Navy. We're all pretty disgusted by the human race. Hell, we're probably only three steps away from trying to kill '''each other.''' But you need to choose: do we have a responsibility to the race or not? Do we have a responsibility to all the people on Earth who never started a war, didn't want a war, and really only looked to living their lives as well as they can? Or do we say, "screw 'em", and go somewhere and hide and pretend none of it ever happened? I'm not talking about Navy duty or procedure or any of the shit we've put up with until now. '''This''' is the decision. There's no semantic dancing around here, no ifs or buts.
* RagtagBunchOfMisfits: In case the description didn't make it clear enough...
-->'''Niles''': Okay. We've got an engineer who locks himself in the engine room on bad days. We've got a gunner who won't fire her guns unless she wants to. Probably the most brilliant man in the navy, can't operate e-station unless he's all fucked up on drugs. And a pilot who humps procedure books at night.
-->'''Ryder''': We're doomed. But we got a nice boat.
* ThrownOutTheAirlock: The backstory for e-station helmsman Milligan is that he hacked an enemy Chasta vessel and opened all of its airlocks simultaneously, sending the crew into space and instantly killing them. [[spoiler:He repeats the same stunt to stop the Chasta from firing a giant X-ray laser on Earth, saving the planet]].
* WaveMotionGun: The Chasta are able to assemble a giant lens above the corona of a star, focusing its radiation into a planet-destroying X-Ray laser.