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[[caption-width-right:300:Quantum and Woody, the world's most dysfunctional superhero team. But they're not a couple.]]

'''''Quantum and Woody''''' is a comic book series created by Creator/{{Christopher Priest|Comics}} and Mark D. Bright. it was originally published by Acclaim Comics, and later folded into the ValiantComics label after Acclaim's buyout of the Valiant catalog.

The comic chronicles the super-heroic adventures of Eric Henderson and his longtime friend Woodrow "Woody" Van Chelton. Though their childhood friendship was abruptly terminated fifteen years ago, the two were bitterly reunited when their fathers were killed in a suspicious helicopter crash. Named as the primary suspects, the duo attempted to clear their names, but instead fell victim to an industrial accident. They survived the accident with the ability to fire energy blasts, but with a caveat: every 24 hours, they must slam together a pair of metal wristbands to prevent discorporating into pure energy.

GenreSavvy Woody decides that -- having survived an origin story -- they must now become heroes. Despite some skepticism, Eric soon leaps at the opportunity to be TheCape; he augments his military fighting skills with an arsenal of gadgets, dresses up in a full-body costume (with cape), and takes the codename "Quantum". Rejecting costumes and code names as stupid, Woody simply charges in with a 9mm Beretta and a Zippo lighter.

Now the question is whether Quantum and Woody (and their pet goat Vincent) can clear through fifteen years of emotional baggage, repair their fractured friendship, and use their powers to help the helpless? Or will they simply strangle each other first?

''Quantum And Woody'' quickly became an underground cult favorite for its unique blend of sharp writing, irreverent humor, social/racial commentary, and multifaceted characterization. Due to the closure of Acclaim, the series only ran for 22 issues and ended in the middle of a revival story arc.

Fast forward to the 2010's and the series is experiencing a second wind, a reboot of the series begun in June 2013 with [[http://www.newsarama.com/comics/quantum-and-woody-valiant.html a new creative team.]] consisting of James Asmus (''Gambit'', ''Runaways'') as writer and Tom Fowler (''Venom'') as artist though the storyline will be slightly different offering something for those who read the original run whilst being accessible to new readers. As well as that, it's been [[http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=48361#storyContinued announced]] that there will be a miniseries set many years after the ending of the original series. It will be written and drawn by original creators, Christopher Priest and M.D. Bright, respectively.


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!!This series provides examples of the following tropes:

* AccidentalHero: The duo's first case was an investigation into the murder of Ed Palmer's wife. They follow clues all around the world until they captured Terrence Magnum, a global financier with a stolen computer chip that could decrypt military codes. Unfortunately, he had nothing to do with the murder -- Mrs. Palmer was killed by her husband, as the police had originally surmised.
* AllJustADream: Sometimes used as a BatmanColdOpen, such as the beginning of issue #5, where Woody, Quantum, and Amy Fishbein are working as a tightly-synchronized counter-terrorism team to stop a criminal called Othello. It's all a dream induced after Quantum was accidentally blasted off of a building in the previous issue.
* AmbiguouslyBrown: Inverted with Eric; though his father was black and his mother was white, he is drawn with unambiguously African-American traits (most notably his hair, nose, and skin tone).
* AnachronicOrder: Sometimes invoked as a series of cuts between flashbacks and the present day. WordOfGod is that it was done in the first issue to break up the monotony of typical origin stories.
** In addition, the computer the writer was using kept dying on him, forcing him to re-start the story again and again. He later decided that the style was a good fit.
* AngryBlackMan: {{Deconstructed}} with Eric, a child of uninterrupted privilege, who becomes instantly convinced he's in sync with the struggle of the inner-city ghetto after watching ''{{Roots}}''. Truth is, he's not even in sync with the ''suburbs''.
** He's not any better with the ghetto -- when Eric was lost in the inner city after one of Woody's pranks, he tries to get directions from three gang members by ''[[InsufferableGenius speaking very slowly and condescendingly]]'' to them. After a brief scuffle, he quickly asks a taxi driver to drive him to a tailor because "[[YouKnowImBlackRight those black kids]]" tore his blazer.
* BashBrothers
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Done several times.
** The first time was in the introduction to issue #4, "Noogie", where Quantum and Woody explain to the reader how and why they'll avoid using [[TWordEuphemism "the N-Word"]] in the story. Acclaim's lawyer hovers in the background and gives a thumbs-up sign of approval.
** The second time was at the end of issue #17, where after a climactic battle, Woody picks up a ringing telephone, has a quick chat, then informs Quantum (and the reader) that they're been cancelled. A year later, issue #18 starts with Quantum and Woody bemoaning how they'll cease to exist once they leave the room, only for Woody to get a ''second'' phone call telling them the comic has been reinstated.
* BreakoutCharacter: Vincent Van Goat was originally intended as a one-issue gag, but was added to the comic at the request of Fabian Nicieza. He became so popular that fans brought goat-themed toys, drawings, and memorabilia during promotional tours.
* CantStayNormal: Woody suffers from this; even after losing his powers and a breakup with Eric, he's shocked when he answers police calls unbidden due to ChronicHeroSyndrome.
* TheCape: Despite his Franchise/{{Batman}}-style methods and general skepticism, Eric is a Cape -- he has a highly idealistic sense of heroism, is a strict adherent of ThouShaltNotKill, and can become blinded by his attempts to frame everything in a context of BlackAndWhiteMorality.
* CharacterTitle
* ChekhovsGun: Woody's Zippo lighter is ignored until issue #16, when [[spoiler:the duo are locked in a cage being slowly lowered into a pool of toxic waste. Woody, blinded by the fumes, desperately tries to strike the lighter to see... whereupon the flame ignites the fumes and blasts them clear.]]
* ContinuityNod: In issue 6 of the reboot, a crazy secessionist soldier is going on about a bizarre conspiracy theory involving Wall Street bankers in gold masks fighting nuns. Even his comrades think he's crazy... when in fact, he's talking about the Sect Civil War arc that was going on at the same time in ''ArcherAndArmstrong'', in which that exact situation happened.
* CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot: Eric Henderson believes his best friend Woody abruptly left because of simmering racism, surfacing only once to leave him a rude note demanding a phone call. In reality, Woody left because he and his mother ran away from an abusive relationship and soon fell into poverty; the note was intended for Woody's father to finally call his long-abandoned son.
* CostumeTestMontage: Appears when Eric and Woody are trying on costumes for their new crime-fighting identities. One of the costume pairs they try are LukeCage and [[ComicBook/ImmortalIronFist Iron Fist]], a ShoutOut to Priest and Bright's work on ''Heroes For Hire'' and the inspiration for ''Quantum And Woody''.
* CrazyPrepared: Quantum, who can pull an electronics-disrupting bolo, a portable forensics kit, a grappling hook gun, and a pocket Tibetan dictionary out of his costume.
-->'''Woody:''' "Geez, Eric -- how much junk ''do'' you have taped to your back?"
-->'''Quantum:''' "I've got enough."
* CutShort
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Woody. Abandoned by his father, he falls into poverty with his mother, who becomes a junkie with a quasi-pedophile boyfriend. Left to fend for himself on the streets, he eventually falls in love with a HookerWithAHeartOfGold who gets killed by her pimp.
* DeadpanSnarker: Woody, almost always to Eric.
* DeathByOriginStory: Eric and Woody's fathers.
* DistaffCounterpart: Near the end of the series, Quantum ends up partnered with a female black version of Woody.
* FreakyFridayFlip
* FunWithAcronyms: Vincent Van Goat is nicknamed HAEDUS -- '''H'''eavily '''A'''rmored '''E'''spionage '''D'''eadly '''U'''ber-'''S'''heep.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Invoked when Woody develops a television pilot based on their adventures, and two gratuitous lesbian co-stars are added.
* GoldDigger: Eric's mother, who flatly admits that she married his father for his wealth.
* GrapplingHookPistol: Just one of Quantum's many gadgets.
* HandBlast: Quantum and Woody's wristbands allow them to shoot energy blasts based on their shared quantum energy. Quantum fires a heat beam while Woody fires beams of force.
** David Warrant can do both, thanks to his mastery of the energy he shares with the protagonists.
* HandsomeLech: Woody, who thinks nothing of flirting with a cute girl while in the middle of a hostage situation... even after he ''shoots'' her. [[spoiler:With a paintball pellet.]]
-->'''Woody:''' "So, hey, I'm Woody. Maybe I can call you sometime--"
-->'''Hostage:''' "--?! You ''shot'' me--?!"
-->'''Woody:''' "So, what, meet for drinks, then--?"
* HermitGuru: DoubleSubverted when Eric travels to Africa to learn "The Way of the [[ComicBook/BlackPanther Black Lion]]". After the desert shaman sends Eric off with a mystic pendant and a quest, he loots Eric's wallet and drives off in a car loaded with pendants. However, after Eric confronts the black lion without a fight, the shaman reappears and accepts him for training.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Enforced by their quantum bands.
-->'''Christopher Priest:''' "These two guys, who get on each others' nerves, can never live more than a half-day's drive from one another."
* HopelessSuitor: Eric is this to Amy Fishbein, due to his childhood crush on her. Unfortunately, Amy has the hots for Woody, who's casually indifferent.
* ILoveNuclearPower: Eric and Woody got their powers after they were accidentally bombarded with quantum energy.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Woody gives Eric lots of grief, but when the chips are down, he'll do anything to help.
** WordOfGod is that (before the series stopped publication) Woody was going to [[spoiler:[[DealWithTheDevil sell his soul]] for a MacGuffin to stop Quantum's lethal PhlebotinumOverload.]]
* JumpedAtTheCall: Eric, despite some initial skepticism at Woody's idea that they become heroes. It is later revealed that Woody suggested the idea simply to help Eric work out various emotional issues after his father's death.
-->'''Woody:''' "The only reason I'm even wearing this stupid costume is because ''you'' couldn't score with Amy Fishbein! Because your parents dropped you on your head too much -- screwed up my best friend!"
* JustFriends: Woody regularly insists to anyone within earshot that he and Quantum are "not a couple".
* KickMePrank: See the page image.
* TheLancer: Woody.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Done when Woody first reads the "Dark Kitty" comic book, an {{Expy}} of MarvelComics' ComicBook/BlackPanther (also written by Christopher Priest at the time). Woody badmouths the book with criticisms that are entirely applicable to ''QuantumAndWoody''...
-->"The story is told all out of order -- you can't follow the damned thing... God, they just let any idiot write this stuff, don't they..."
* LeeroyJenkins: This is Woody's preferred approach to everything.
-->"Plan schman. Beat the crap out of 'em while yelling a lot. It's in every movie."
* LoveDodecahedron: As the story continues, one develops between Eric, Woody, Amy Fishbein, Tempest Sheridan, and Holly Williams. Just don't ask how Vincent Van Goat fits in there...
* LoveMakesYouCrazy: Eric's infatuation with Amy Fishbein sometimes reaches borderline-creepy levels, such as the time he had a meticulously-researched skintight costume made for when she'd join the team... before she was even asked to work as a receptionist.
-->"Makes me wonder who he designed it for, though -- 36C seems a little optimistic, yes? ...And I'm just a tad weirded out about the amount of ''thought'' the man gave to the antibacterial microweave nestling [[ICallHimMisterHappy Miss Kitty]]..."
* MissingMom: Happens to both Eric and Woody. Eric's parents went through a divorce after an auto accident, and she happily left after securing a huge alimony payment. Woody's mother got a divorce to leave an abusive relationship and ended up an impoverished drug addict, emotionally absent as she left Woody to fend for himself.
* MistakenForGay: Happens often enough that "We are '''not''' a couple" is Woody's CatchPhrase.
* MistakenForMurderer: David Warrant, whom Eric believes engineered the accident that transformed himself and Woody. In reality, David was trying to shut down the reactor and prevent the accident.
* NaughtyByNight: Amy Fishbein appears to be a prim and proper white-collar professional, but she starts [[ReadyForLovemaking dropping obvious innuendos and undressing herself]] as soon as she's alone with Woody. [[spoiler:Who's actually [[FreakyFridayFlip Eric in Woody's body.]]]]
-->"God, Woody, you didn't tell him about 'Cats', did you? It's not every girl who loses her virginity in a Broadway show... I'll bet I can get us some tickets. ''Meeoww.''"
* NoodleIncident. Lots, usually brought up by either Woody or Eric during their incessant bickering.
* NWordPrivileges[=/=]TWordEuphemism: The story "Noogie" begins with the characters introducing the issue by saying that they've been forbidden to use the "N-Word", and will use the word "Noogie" instead. The idea is later subverted when a poor black character repeatedly calls Quantum "noogie". Quantum demands to know how the man knows he's black, only to be told "You're '''black?''' S-Word!"
** The title of the third TPB is "Quantum & Woody: Holy S-Word, We're Cancelled?!"
* OddCouple
* OnlySaneMan: Eric often believes this is his role. Given his obsession with super-heroism, that's debatable.
* PlanningWithProps: Done briefly when Woody talks about Eric's plans to romance Amy Fishbein. See WhereDaWhiteWomenAt below.
* RichIdiotWithNoDayJob: Technically, Woody is this; after the death of his father, he's inherited a fortune and a sizable stake in the company. Subverted in that a messy divorce settlement and several inheritor clauses means he has no ''direct'' access to his fortune, but must instead get regular payouts from the estate's executor -- Eric.
* SaltAndPepper: Inverted; Eric (who's black) is the straight-laced, middle-class serious hero, while Woody is the irreverent street-smart punk.
* ScaryBlackMan: DoubleSubverted by Eric; while he ''is'' a tall, muscular, and physically intimidating black man, his full-body costume and articulate speaking patterns means he's inevitably assumed to be Caucasian. People don't ''really'' freak out until they find out he's black underneath.
* ShootTheHostage: Done by Woody in issue #4. [[spoiler:He shot her with paint pellets to distract the hostage-taker.]]
* SuperheroesWearCapes
* TeamPet: Vincent Van Goat.
* TechnicalPacifist: Quantum.
* TheyFightCrime
* ThouShaltNotKill: Enforced by Quantum's heroic ideals. This proves very frustrating to Woody when they face Terrence Magnum's private army while armed with ''rubber bullets.''
-->'''Woody:''' "I got armored goons in air sleds firing lasers at me, and ''you're'' playing paint ball and laser tag!"
* TimeSkip: Played metaphysically due to RealLife circumstances. The comic was delayed for eleven months after issue #17, so the next issue (#34!) starts off with some unexplained major changes to the characters -- Woody has become a villain and married Amy Fishbein, Quantum has a black girl called Woody as his partner, and Vincent Van Goat could fly. The issue after that resumed numbering at #18, building towards the events seen in #34. [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Sadly,]] [[CutShort they didn't quite make it.]]
* TriangRelations: Eric, Amy, and Woody are a classic Type 4.
* UnrequitedLoveLastsForever: Eric to Amy Fishbein, which has been going on since his early teenage years.
* UtilityBelt: Quantum, whose utility belt is equipped with numerous gadgets for any occasion.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Very much so, as the two titular heroes spend more time fighting each other than the bad guys.
* WhereDaWhiteWomenAt: Played with in Eric's [[HopelessSuitor longtime unrequited love]] for Amy Fishbein, despite Woody's repeated warnings that her white suburban Jewish family would ''strongly'' oppose such a relationship.
** [[PlanningWithProps A flashback scene at a diner.]]
-->'''Woody:''' (Picks up pepper shaker) This is you. (Picks up salt shaker) This is Amy Fishbein. (Picks up ketchup bottle) This is her cousin, you know the one with the eye. (Grabs a handful of fries) This is the angry mob of her relatives. This is the judge who looks the other way...
* WindmillCrusader: Eric is convinced that David Warrant engineered the deaths of his and Woody's fathers, and tried to kill them in the accident that gave them their powers. He ''still'' suspects this even after repeated non-violent encounters with Warrant, including one time when Warrant helped save Woody's life. It reaches cataclysmic proportions when [[spoiler:Quantum absorbs all of their shared power, neutralizing Warrant at a critical moment as he tried to save the [=LunaWatch=] Eternals on the Moon.]]
* WithFriendsLikeThese: And how. Compounded when they casually throw racial insults at each other.
-->'''Eric:''' "Woody, my people have been pulling the weight for yours for centuries--"
-->'''Woody:''' "Christ, not that 'me so ethnic' crap again. Only cotton ''you'' ever picked was the lint balls out of your drawers."
* YouKnowImBlackRight: Quantum gets this from time to time. Justified as his full-body costume ''completely'' covers him.
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'''Klang!'''