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[[caption-width-right:350:[[GroinAttack They'll chop your gronch off]].[[note]]Left to right: Bowie, Zuzu (orange clump), Orctzar, and One-Eye.[[/note]]]]
A [[BlackComedy darkly funny]] fantasy comic by James Stokoe, first published in 2010 by ImageComics.

For a million millenia, orcs have been raiding and killing, with thousands of gangs and tribes warring with other races--and each other--the world over. However, one chieftain known as the Orctzar has united dozens of tribes under his banner, creating the largest orc empire anyone has ever seen. He's searching for a "God Organ", which he believes will make him even more powerful; but a seer tells him a certain one-eyed orc is his only hope to unlock its power. The Orctzar's armies begin their search...

Our hero, One-Eye, is tired of brutal orc society, and is busy trying to make a living on his own as a thief (a decidedly non-orcky pursuit), and just wishes the Orctzar's minions would leave him alone. Things, of course, do not go as planned.

!!This comic book contains examples of:
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Being orcs, it's a given. The Orctzar is the most obvious example.
* AttackItsWeakPoint: One-eye's preferred method of combat, since his eye allows him to spot the weakest point in the structural integrity of any object--including living things.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: One-Eye's power, taken to ridiculous levels in what it can accomplish. For example, striking Pointy-Face in three seemingly random locations on his body results in very little visual damage. Until his dick falls off.
* BadassCape: Bowie has a literal one, in that the fur cloak she wears is alive, named Zazu and expresses a constant desire to crush orcs.
* BerserkButton: For One-Eye, it's seeing Beard.
* BlindSeer: The Orctzar gets his information about seeking a one eyed orc from one.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Bowie may seem a little off her rocker, but nobody's better than her when it comes to poisons.
** One-Eye is this to orcs, lacking many orcish qualities. However, if you want something broken, there's nobody better than him.
* CoolShades: Boss Beard Sersa wears a pair.
* CreepySouvenir: Orcs wear the genitalia of their defeated enemies as jewelry.
* DropTheHammer: One-Eye uses hammer as his primary weapons. Whether they be claw hammers, sledge hammers, or just something hard on the end of a stick.
* FanService: The love nymphs...
* FanDisservice: ...who are usually accompanied by very naked orcs.
* FantasticRacism: Orcs seem to be universally reviled.
* GodivaHair: Boss Beard Sersa. You can probably figure it out.
* HandicappedBadass: One-Eye.
* {{Hypocrite}}: One-Eye criticizes the Poxa-Gronka (orc vendetta) when Pointy-Face declares one on him. However, as soon as he sees Beard, the first word to come out of his mouth is "'''POXA-GRONKA!'''".
* MedievalStasis: Almost certainly, if the orcs really have existed in their current form for a million millenia.
* NiceHat: The Orctzar. [[http://images.imagecomics.com/c/2010/IMG100632.jpg Holy crap.]]
* LivingWeapon: Hand-in-hand with OrganicTechnology below, most weapons more complex than a blade involve tugging on bits of some strangely-shaped animal.
** Choppy's axe appears to be alive for no apparent reason, with eyes and vaguely avian features.
* [[HumanResources Orc Resources]]: After One-Eye loses his tools, he fashions a new hammer by binding an unusually hard orc skull to the end of a stick.
* OrganicTechnology: All over the place. Of note are the [[StuffBlowingUp 'Splody Shells]], [[TinCanTelephone Talky Lines]] and strongboxes built out of [[BearsAreBadNews Gurpas]].
* OurMonstersAreWeird: Every. Single. One.
* OurOrcsAreDifferent: In this case, lanky technicolor fellas with an affinity for biological tech, whose social hierarchy boils down to [[{{Squick}} how many severed penises you own]]. They also appear to be the dominant race in the world, with humans completely absent.
* [[RedEyesTakeWarning Red Eye Take Warning]]: One-Eye's eye turns red when he scans for weaknesses. Which is promptly followed by large amounts of carnage and/or destruction.
* SceneryPorn: Stokoe draws huge, bizarre vistas absolutely packed with detail.
* ScheduleSlip: Seven issues in over the course of two years for what was started as a bi-monthly series.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Bowie with the help of one of her potions transforms into an orc to go undercover.
* UnusualEuphemism: GRONCH!
* WeaponOfChoice: One-Eye uses a carpenter's hammer.
* WeirdCurrency: And how. "Chits" are...well...slices of petrified orc junk.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: The painstaking detail of the artwork, combined with the bizarre biological constructions and the prevalence of orange, pink and neon green, certainly gives off this impression.
* XMeetsY: ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' meets ''ComicBook/TankGirl'', or perhaps ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' meets copious quantities of LSD.
* YouAreNumberSix: Orcs don't get proper names. Especially {{badass}} ones are assigned a number, which is engraved in a statue of them after their death. Everyone else just goes by their title or nickname.