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''Killer Condom'' (original title: ''Kondom des Grauens'', "Condom of Horror") is a comic book series, published together with its direct sequel, ''To the Bones''. The series is a loving parody of gritty crime films by the German QueerMedia comic artist Ralf König. It tells the story of a troubled, sarcastic police inspector named Luigi Maccaroni, who runs into a mysterious case involving severed penises in the gutters of New York.

TheMovie, starring some ''very'' famous German actors, was made by Creator/{{Troma}}. It's considered an excellent PragmaticAdaptation.

!!This work provides examples of the following tropes:

* [[AllGaysArePedophiles All Gays Are Ephebophiles]]: When Plumley is answered at Maccaroni's door by Maccaroni's young lover.
-->'''Plumley:''' "That one didn't even have pubes!"
-->'''Maccaroni:''' "True. You assume that I'm banging underage boys here! Well that's not the case here. We shaved him last night, Plumley, gee how [much] fun we had."
* AttackOfTheKillerWhatever: A condom, of course.
* TheBear: Maccaroni.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Zigzagged all around, mostly in the flavour of deconstruction.
** Maccaroni's previous acquaintances have "all liked it very much"; however, he feels they like it too much and tend to ignore the person hanging from it. The other confirmed "heavy loader" in the work is also having emotional trouble because of his penis.
* BodyHorror: The Killer Condom is just like any old innocent safety rubber. Except that it has the teeth of a shark and [[HorrorHunger insatiable lust]] for human genitalia.
* BuryYourGays: Behind the existence of the killer condom and the gay-eating monster is [[spoiler:an insane male transvestite/crossdressing Christian fanatic who believes that Jesus is about to return and that the world should be "cleansed" of homosexuals before a set date]].
* CassandraTruth: No one takes witness stories of the killer condom seriously.
* DepravedHomosexual: Ms. Riffleson, arguably.
* GayMoment: Subverted when Maccaroni shows the scars from his encounter with the killer condom. Plumley blushes and protests, but never makes a number about not being gay.
* GroinAttack: This ''is'' a movie revolving around condoms that kill men by biting off their dicks once they're put on, after all.
* HungryMenace: The Killer Condom and the gay-eating monster.
* TheLoinsSleepTonight: Of all people, a porn actor has a problem with this during his shoots. Justified as he's actually a gentle man who only really has passion if there's emotions involved.
* LaserGuidedKarma: The first people we see in the movie are an older man and a college-age young woman. The older man states that her grades in school aren't enough for her to pass but there is something she can for him, afterwhich he leans into a kiss, clearing attempting to coerce her into having sex with him against her will so she won't fail, ie rape. She loudly denies him, only for him to say her parents won't be too happy once they hear she's failed out of college. While crying, she begins relunctantly taking her clothes off while he puts a condom on... only to find himself getting his dick bitten off.
* LoveHotel: The gritty Western equivalent, Robinson's ''Hotel Quickie''. Mainly a host to prostitution.
* ManlyGay: Maccaroni.
* MomentKiller: The mother of them all when Maccaroni breaks into a hotel room where he suspects the killer condom to lurk, his safety measures (read: gunplay) ruining it totally for a prostitute and his customer.
* {{Parody}}: Of gritty crime films.
* PitbullDatesPuppy: Eventually, huge [[TheBear bear]] Bob "Bladder" and Plumley. Plumley is a normal sized mature man but manages to look quite like a puppy next to Bob, the [[CarpetOfVirility incredibly hairy]] meat of mountain.
* SexualExtortion: A would-be graduate has "failed her exams by a few measly points". Luckily, the professor has always had a fondness of her...
* StraightGay: Every gay character except for a few background characters.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: "Billy Bullock" the porn star. [[spoiler:This Billy in question was actually a man-eating creature in a human suit deliberately chosen to be a porn star for attracting gay men.]]
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Maccaroni to Plumley, when the latter finally admits he has been thinking about their earlier drop by a gay bar.