[[caption-width-right:225:[-[[GoodIsNotNice I'm not the nicest bloke you've ever met]], but I do me best-].]]

->''"So. Magic. What's it all about, then? I wonder what you were after when you got into the game. It's usually something. Something specific that you think is worth taking risks for. Money. Sex. Revenge. Power. Enlightenment. Thinner thighs in thirty days. It's a long time ago for most of you, I know. Maybe you don't remember. Fuck, maybe you don't even want to. But I'll tell you something for free. At rock bottom, it's always about the same thing. It's always about entropy. The Universe is winding down. Things fall apart. The moving finger writes, and what it writes is 'Tough shit.'"''

A long-running Creator/VertigoComics horror title that spun off from ''Comicbook/SwampThing'' in 1988, ''Hellblazer'' followed ConMan, OccultDetective, gambler and magician of ill repute, John Constantine (rhymes with "turpentine"), as he tangled with Hell, Heaven, the police and the criminal underworld. The comic typically combined horror and fantasy elements (demons, ghosts, vampires. etc.) with a gritty 'real world' setting and an occasional dash of political and social commentary. The majority of the series was set in modern urban Britain, particularly UsefulNotes/{{London}}. Virtually every British comic writer of repute has written for Constantine, such as Jamie Delano, Creator/GarthEnnis, Creator/WarrenEllis, Creator/NeilGaiman, Brian Azzarello, Denise Mina, Paul Jenkins, Andy Diggle, Ian Rankin and Peter Milligan among others.

''Hellblazer'' was notable for averting ComicBookTime, with John steadily growing older along with the rest of us. An ancestress of his, [[DistaffCounterpart Johanna Constantine]], appeared in some issues of ''ComicBook/TheSandman'' and was [[BadassFamily fairly badass]].

For the tropes specific to John himself, regardless of his incarnation, see the ComicBook/JohnConstantine page.



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* AbsurdlySharpBlade: The blade crafted from the remains of [[spoiler: the First of the Fallen's two not-brothers, which is sharp enough to kill the First himself... but not permanently.]]
* AdultFear:
** John and his sister Cheryl are always looking out for her daughter, Gemma. One story in particular has her being kidnapped by a psychotic religious fanatic who plans to sacrifice her. Of course, John came to the rescue.
** But Gemma herself is an AnnoyingYoungerSibling, who somehow gets to follow in her uncle's (and whole lineage's) footsteps. John does everything to make sure she don't follow the path of occultism. [[spoiler:But she does so anyways.]]
** [[spoiler:And then there's the time when John discovers Gemma having sex with his father-in-law. John's face was priceless.]]
* AdventuresInComaland: in Hellblazer #100. It might have been AllJustADream, but this is left ambiguous; [[spoiler: while John is comatose in the hospital, did the First of the Fallen ''really'' spirit him away to have some fun watching John confront his damned father, or did John just dream the whole thing?]]
* AlienAbduction: Happens when Shade: The Changing Man took John for a ride.
%% * AllMythsAreTrue
* AlternateContinuity: The John Constantine who's now showing up in the DCU in ''Justice League Dark'' is apparently the young thirty-something who first helped Swamp Thing come to terms with his identity, rather than the one in Vertigo's ''Hellblazer'' who's possibly pushing 60. The ComicBook/New52 book continuity also has a number of differences with the classic. In the traditonal Hellblazer, John cast roughly less than one spell per book, and those were typically low-level scrying or hypnotism. He used wits and deals instead of wands. New 52 Constantine has some of the same characteristics, but while he still doesn't blast toe to toe in wizard duels, there are a lot more glowing lines and magic tricks spurting around.
* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The demons. But The First is the most evil of them all.
* AncientConspiracy:
** In the "Fear Machine" story arc, Constantine has to fight the Freemasons, who were trying to summon a Chthulthu monster that eats reality.
** The Order of St Oran in "Empathy is the Enemy" (also a {{Cult}}).
* AnonymousRinger: In "Royal Blood", various members of the royal family are portrayed as braying, cocaine-addled, incestuous perverts - but to appease DC's lawyers, they go unnamed.
* AnotherDimension: In "The Magus", John went to an alternate dimension where he died in the womb, not his twin brother. Also, a 2006 tie-in novel describes the ill-fated movie as taking place in an alternate universe.
* AntiChrist:
** John's thwarted him a few times. If it comes to it, he'll take an axe to a newly-born devil spawn (which just so happens to resemble a human baby) if it gets the job done.
** [[spoiler: And yet became the one to summon it. In the ''Son of Man'' arc, John finally came across the newly born Anti Christ. After bluffing away the demon who summoned it, John was the one who ended up killing it with an axe. Though it was never seen.]]
* AnthropomorphicPersonification:
** John encounters the embodiment of rape in "Son of Man."
** In "The Horrorist", John's hot on the trail of "Angel", the embodiment of oppression, famine and murder. White guilt, basically.
** Then there's Havoc, who resembles a skinned human with horns and is the demonic representation of chaos and violence everywhere. It takes a particular interest in causing riots at football grounds. Constantine only met it once, when was it was trying to cause another bloody football riot. [[spoiler:John convinced him to take the life of a single thug rather than allow the stadium to descend into violence.]]
** First of the Fallen, who is the Devil in the series, is the embodiment of sin and evil.
* AnyoneCanDie:
** Many characters, those who were long-lived and short-lived, die horribly. Only [[spoiler:Chas and Gemma]] got lucky.
** [[spoiler: Even John Constantine got the end of it too. When the three Fates try to tell him he was going to die, John instead accepts death rather than cheat it like he always does, having lived a good and awesome life. But then he seems to find somewhat of a loophole in it, too]].
* ApocalypseCult: Freemasons, Order of St. Oran, Damnation Army, and many other unnamed cults.
* ArchEnemy: Nergal. Later, the First of the Fallen. [[spoiler:Then Nergal again.]]
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Papa Midnite's description of his building's defenses.
--> First are the pits. My army of the undead, penned and waiting for command. They are unchained, unmastered, and without my totem, they will tear us apart.\\
Should we manage to pass through their lair, we will come to a room of eyes, which will see through every aspect of your mind, every little self-deception. You will hear whispers, whispers of your true self that will shatter your identity.\\
Then you come to the room of fire. A cleansing fire that erases your mind, so that you may never find the handle that may lead to your escape. There are ''things'' in the fire you would never want to find you, but they will.\\
Beyond that is the room of spirits. The souls of those I've rendered lifeless, screaming in agony, ready to teat the spirit out of your body.\\
Then you find yourself in the humans pens. The few who have even made it through the gates emerge soulless, lifeless, and I then sell them to the highest bidder. This is the most guarded room in all of Midnight, and the antechamber to my personal quarters.\\
And then, of course, I have a very sophisticated electronic alarm system on my loft.
* ArtificialAfterlife: A late arc has a corrupt politician arrange to create one for himself (called a soul cage) filled with unwilling {{Sex Slave}}s and other perversions, preventing his soul from reaching its richly-deserved place in Hell. Instead, he gets trapped inside forever, along with the sadistic mage he contacted to build it for him, who was trapped in the cage by Constantine and is ''not'' happy about it.
* AssholeVictim: Virtually everyone whom John Constantine has tricked and ''intentionally'' gotten killed had it coming.
* AuthorTract: This is a major theme in ''Hellblazer''. Since the beginning of its publication, writers have been putting their own political and philosophical British ideals in it, and since it follows real time than ComicBookTime, a lot of those ideals are come from what was happening in contemporary UK. Examples of this include Jamie Delano's negative views of Thatcher's regime and by 2005, includes the War against Terrorism. When Garth Ennis took writing, he included racism, drugs, and religious fanaticism which was popular at that time. The most controversial writer, Brian Azzarello, tackled issues such as Neo-Nazism, prison rape, and homosexuality. During Warren Ellis' run, he included American school shootings in a one-shot issue which led to a major controversy. As such, much of Hellblazer's horror often comes in the crisis and controversies of its time.
* {{Autocannibalism}}: A bodybuilder in the first issue of ''Hellblazer'' falls victim to a demon's curse that makes people ravenous for what they desire most; he starts devouring his muscular arms.
* BackFromTheDead:
** The First, in "Critical Mass", also Nergal.
** By the time of ''The Roots of Coincidence'' arc, John's long lost [[spoiler:dead twin brother, whom John killed in the womb, comes back to visit in flesh, now showing he's more powerful and righteous.]]
* {{Backstory}}: Hinted at in ''Comicbook/SwampThing'', explained in detail in ''Hellblazer''.
* BadassGrandpa:
** The serial killer Family Man. Also including Clarice Sackville, an aging but powerful magician who used to work for the Kray Twins.
** Chas as well, in the later years.[[spoiler: John, briefly, in "Reasons to Be Cheerful".]]
%% * BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil: In "Critical Mass".
* BawdySong: Constantine frequently sings these when drunk.
%% * BecomingTheCostume
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: Sir. Francis Drakewood and Aleister Crowley was portrayed as a powerful sorcerer.
* BeleagueredChildhoodFriend: Gary Lester in "Hunger", Chas in "Son of Man".
* BewaretheQuietOnes: The djinn or genie in ''Pandemonium''. It clearly showed those U.S. Marines some Middle East hospitality.
* BiTheWay: John notes in his narration "the odd boyfriend."
** The DCU version is seen openly lusting over [[MrFanservice Dick Grayson / Nightwing]] during a brief meeting in the 2016 Annual comic of the [[ComicBook/{{Grayson}} ''Grayson'' series.]]
%% * BlackMagic
* BlackSpot: In an issue where one of Constantine's friends finds himself stalked by characters from fiction, he is warned of his fate by Blind Pew from ''Literature/TreasureIsland'' slipping him the black spot.
* BodyHorror:
** This being a horror comic, there a lot to pick from any of the writer's taste and style.
** Demons tends to be like this to show they really are physically evil, like having animal and inorganic parts in their bodies. One particular demon, named Fuckpig, [[spoiler: was a demon that resembles a big penis with no eyes]]
** And then there's the mobster who gave birth to Antichrist. [[spoiler: The poor man got himself pregnant, and his womb was twice bigger than his old body. Not to mention his limbs being thin, and blood was coming out from every hole in his body.]]
** The demon Nergal is an artist concerning this trope. [[spoiler:By sewing and combining the dead bodies of four soccer hooligans, the demon created Ironfist the Avenger; grotesque creature with four heads, six arms, and eight legs.]]
** Then there's the ''Newcastle Calling'' arc. A creepy story about a gang of punk documentary who got cursed one by one when they stumbled upon a haunted club. [[spoiler:One of the poor sods, after seeing a rope seemingly attached inside his hand with the words "pull me" written on it, started pulling the rope out of his hand. He ends up pulling his organs, eyes, and bones off his body, and he never stopped. And let's not get started with the other guy who ends up fucking a dead rotting dog.]]
* BreakingTheFourthWall: John Constantine does this from time to time. The "Son of Man" arc has John Constantine speaking to the reader where narration boxes or thought bubbles would more typically be used.
* BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu: Though no arm was broken, Chas did tried to punch the demon Beroul, and he got teleported to somewhere in Los Angeles for doing it.
%% * BuryYourGays: John's friend Ray Monde.
* ButtMonkey: The amount of crap the universe slings at Chas is unbelievable.
* TheCameo: [[ComicBook/TheSandman Morpheus]] in #19; Comicbook/SwampThing, ComicBook/ThePhantomStranger and ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} in ''Forty'' (#63).
** CreatorCameo: During the 10th anniversary issue (#120), many people who made John the MagnificentBastard he is today appeared, such as Jamie Delano, Garth Ennis, and even Creator/AlanMoore.
* CannibalismSuperpower: Mako, who eats other magicians to gain their magical powers.
* CharacterOverlap: John has appeared in dozens of other comics. Other characters to appear in ''Hellblazer'' include Comicbook/SwampThing, ComicBook/{{Zatanna}}, ComicBook/ThePhantomStranger and Comicbook/{{Lucifer}}.
* TheChessmaster:
** Aside from John himself, many of his enemies such as Mako the [[ImAHumanitarian cannibal]], homosexual politician/magician Stanley Manor, The Beast, gangster/demon Ronnie Cooper, Joshua Wright, Domine Fredericks,Myrddin, John's twin brother, and Roscarnis and her demonic children.
** God and The First of the Fallen, where the mortal realm is their playing field.
* ComicBookTime: Played straight. An early incident in the series is heavily implied to have produced side-effects like prolonging John's life and youth, but everyone else in the comic ages in real time. Gemma, when first introduced, is about eight years old, and has gone through grade school and her early 20s at appropriate times.
* ConspiracyKitchenSink: Constantine trolls a reporter by claiming that British royalty are in fact space reptilians who first mated with German royalty in the 1700s who killed Princess Diana so that they could retrieve the unholy fetus implanted inside her. A network of tunnels runs under Buckingham Palace and around the world, including Roswell (TheGreys are also reptilians). [[HeKnowsTooMuch He tops it all off by faking his own death in the pub restroom.]]
* ContinuityDrift:
** Since the series has been written by different British writers from the past, it has its own share of the trope. One particular instance is Chas Chandler and Gary Lester's relationship. During Jamie Delano's arc, Chas says he doesn't know who Gary Lester is (which John Constantine described as an "old" acquaintance in his band years), but in Azzarello's run, both Chas and Gary is shown to have been best mates together with John Constantine in early years.
** Near the end of Jamie Delano's run (the first writer for John's ongoing series) John says that most of his old friends are dead. While most of Jamie Delano's supporting cast were dead by that point, later writers would make it a tradition to introduce old friends of John, most of whom ended up dying horribly.
* ContinuityOverlap:
** The Family Man/serial killer convention overlapped with ''ComicBook/TheSandman''; the vampires and The Ace of Winchesters overlapped with ''Comicbook/{{Hitman}}''.
** In a funny continuation thereof, Kathryn O'Brien from ''Hitman'' is explicitly the same character who later shows up in several arcs of Garth Ennis's run on ''The Punisher'' under Marvel's MAX imprint. That connects ''Hellblazer'' to ''The Punisher'', one step removed.
%% * CorpseLand: Hell and Limbo
%% * CorruptChurch: In "Stations of the Cross".
* CrapsackWorld: Constantine's world is NOT a nice place to live in. It's filled to the brim with demons, a spiteful entity first created by God known as The First who wants nothing more than to see Constantine suffer, said God being [[UnreliableNarrator supposedly insane]], and humanity's hope lying in a cynical, cancer ridden man whose life is doomed to continue soaked in bloody death and misery. As for humanity itself, they're often just as bad as any demon or angel when it comes to sheer depravity or blind zealotry.
* CrossoverCosmology: Death of the Endless called him in to help spread the message on AIDS and practicing safe sex. His embarrassment over the demonstration of how to use a condom with a banana is a crowning moment of funny.
* DarkIsNotEvil: The succubus Eli, even though being a demonic seducer, tends to be a sweet young lady.
* DealWithTheDevil:
** Every variation used, too, including both figurative and literal ones. Whenever someone asks John for help, it's a crapshoot as to which one of them's the devil in the deal, too, even if the real Devil is involved.
** The worst one, though, goes to [[spoiler: John's just-murdered sister. The Devil tells her she's free to go to heaven or back to the world of the living, but her husband -- her murderer -- killed himself, too. The Devil tells her that if she stays in Hell with her now twice-damned husband, he'll fairly divide the infinite torment for eternity between them. She still loves her husband, and accepts the deal.]]
* DeusExMachina:
** Played literally in the series. One of John Constantine's signature and most powerful magic is synchronicity wave travelling, an ability he inherited from his bloodline as the Laughing Magician. This allowed him to literally make his own luck, reshape the battlefield to his own accordance, and be on the right place at the right time.
** Very helpful when the demon Nergal tried to hit a dazed Constantine and his wife on the road (who have just finished their time-travelling adventure). John's wave travelling automatically set in, and the car just suddenly skedaddled and fell over a cliff.
* DemonOfHumanOrigin: Nergal lived in ancient Babylon before he was [[BurnTheWitch burned as a witch]] for sexually abusing children. He was then tortured in hell for thousands of years before he was initiated into demonhood. He would later oversee Anton Arcane's transformation into a demon.
* DemonSlaying: John Constantine isn't called the "Hellblazer" for nothing. He's so good at this profession, that he can kill a demon with just a one sharp glance in ''Hellblazer #50''.
* TheDescendantsOfCain: The "Third Worlds" story arc has John meet with a tribe consisting of Cain's descendants, living near the entrance of the Garden of Eden in the Middle East in a state of perpetual penance. Their religious zeal leads his current girlfriend to mistake them for Islamists.
* TheDevilIsALoser: The First of the Fallen is supposed to be the most powerful demon in Hell and one of the most powerful magical beings around. However, he is repeatedly tricked by everyone, for decades fails to accomplish much against Constantine compared to other demons, barely knows the rules he is forced to work within, and for years his greatest victory was sitting on his butt and entire story and flipping John off at the end. All in all, a lazy, guileless, petty being who cannot accomplish anything outside of brute strength.
* DiabolusExMachina: John's getting married, all his friends are and ex-lovers are coming, there's no DealWithTheDevil waiting to backfire on him... [[spoiler:and then his demon half shows and rapes Gemma (who doesn't know he has an EvilTwin. She ends up thinking her own uncle raped her]] until it's explained to her, by which point it's too late to recall the vengeance demon she sicced on him.
* DistaffCounterpart: John's ancestor Lady Johanna Constantine (premiered in ''ComicBook/TheSandman''), who lived at the time of the American and French Revolutions. Her miniseries implies that the Constantine/the Laughing Magician is the same entity reincarnating along their bloodline (and killing his/her twin in the womb each time).
* DontFearTheReaper: When the three Fates tried to tell John Constantine of his impending Death, John just snarks them off.
* DoomMagnet: It really doesn't pay to be John's friend. In one issue, it's even implied just knowing John too well is enough to damn someone to Hell. [[spoiler: In another issue, an unlucky idiot who just seemingly sat beside Constantine got immediately axed by the King of the Vampires, and that guy didn't even know Constantine.]]
* DownerEnding: Many stories. Especially [[spoiler: #300, the last issue of the original Hellblazer series]].
** [[spoiler:Much of this are caused by John trying to save the day. Like that time John attempts to save his dying sister but ends up sending her soul to Hell, or when he tries to save a little girl from an elemental demon but ends up with the girl in pieces, or that time in ''Rake at the Gates of Hell'' arc when one-by-one John's closest friends either sacrifice themselves or get killed trying to save John.]]
** [[spoiler:In the one-shot issue by Neil Gaiman ''Hold Me'', Constantine celebrates the life of a dead friend; meanwhile, a spirit torments people because it just wants to be shown a little bit of human kindness. Caught up in the mess is a lesbian couple looking to have a kid and a little girl who lost her mother. A touching story.]]

* EarlyBirdCameo: "Original Sins" contains two exceptional examples, [[spoiler: a nameless shaman who tells Constantine the history of the opening arc's demon, and a crime boss quoted in an article as an old friend of Constantine's.]] Neither show up again until Andy Diggle's run, nearly 20 years later.
%% * EasyAmnesia: In "Ward 24".
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: "The Fear Machine", "Staring at the Wall" and "The Red Right Hand".
* EldritchAbomination: John Constantine met and defeated two Lovecraftian gods from different story arcs. Jallakuntilliokan, a two headed dragon/floating meat [[SpacetimeEater who eats reality]], and M'Nagalah, who is the god of cancer.
* EnfantTerrible: Little Harry in "Son of Man". He's actually the dead son of a crime boss whom Constantine was blackmailed into bringing back to life. Since he was unable to do so, John settled for summoning a demon into his body.
%% * TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: The Highwater arc goes to lengths to show one guy as a loving father and a neo-Nazi murderer.
%% * EverybodyLives: "How to Play With Fire".
* EvilIsPetty: For all of his power and status as the ruler of Hell, the First of the Fallen is primarily a vulgar, petty being prone to taunting Constantine from a distance leaving it up to other demons to battle him, flying into rages at any perceived slight, being an UngratefulBastard, and for years his greatest "victory" over Constantine was one time flipping him and walking away.
%% * EvilSorcerer: Many. Most notable is Mako and Stanley Manor.
* ExactWords: Nergal's daughter saves John's life in exchange for a day of his life. A GroundhogDayLoop ensues, during which John sires and raises a child with her over more than a decade (while she looks like his ex-lovers no less), three times over, in twenty-four hours.
* ExtremeOmnisexual:
** The Archangel Gabriel is no stranger to this. Among those he bedded and raped are the Virgin Mary (resulting in you know ''who'') and a disguised succubus (although that one was consensual, and it's implied that was the first time he'd done so).
** Speaking of succubi, Ellie has the powers of seduction for being one, which she used to seduce angels and Vatican priests quite rather easily.
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption:
** Perhaps the closest to an unequivocal victory John ever has is in the issue End of the Line, where he kills an ancient ancestor and dissuades his Gemma from a magical initiation, apparently ending the Constantines' Weird Shit heritage. He maintains that "I beat fate. It's no failure to be the last Constantine, cause now no one else has to be." You know your life sucks when your ultimate success is removing yourself from the gene pool.
*** [[spoiler: And it doesn't stick. Not only does John have an estranged biological daughter in Tefé Holland, Gemma still goes back to magic.]]
* FantasticRacism:
** Being a "Suggested for Mature Readers" comic, ''Hellblazer'' plays this trope very nicely.
** Angels and demons tend to be this to all mortals. The former itself are sometimes portrayed to be more racist than the latter, treating human beings like lower-life forms and toys. One issue involves luring a living human being to Heaven just for the fun of it. [[spoiler: Somehow changing the history of literature forever]].
%% ** Neo-Nazis in ''Highwater''.
* ForTheEvulz: One of the trope that introduces the First of the Fallen. Being the sole personification of evil himself, John is surprised to discover the Devil and his friend Brendan had made a deal to give the latter the biggest wine collection, even though John knew Brendan was just a simple pathetic drunkard. The First, of course, responds by saying he made the deal because he found Brendan to be amusing, and wanted to see him fail as he tried to cheat the Devil. This of course triggers John to try and save his friend. The rest was history.
* FriendOnTheForce:
%% ** Inspector Watford of Scotland Yard.
** During John's adventures in America, he has FBI Agent Turro tracking his tail until he gets murdered.
* FromBadToWorse:
** John ends up with this trope in many of his greatest battles. Seen thoroughly when John's plan of tricking the First backfires with the latter killing everyone John ever loved.
** Lampshaded greatly during John's battle with the Beast. At first, John thought that the Shadow Dog was the one which was causing the end of the world, and thus succeeds in destroying it. Suddenly, the nigh-omnipotent being called the Beast appears and relatively took over the world in a small amount of time, to the shock of John and his team. The Beast later explained that the Dog wasn't the one which was causing the end, but was actually the sole thing preventing it by keeping the Beast locked up. With the Dog gone, the Beast finally took every consciousness in the world and seemingly accomplishes what John was trying to prevent in the first place.
* FukuFic: The absolutely delightful CrackFic [[http://www.thekeep.org/~rpm/vertigo/sailor-hellblazer/ Sailor Hellblazer]]
* GagPenis: The demon Fuckpig, who is also the total embodiment of rape.
* GainaxEnding: The final issue takes a sudden, unexpected, ''ComicBook/TheInvisibles''-ish swerve right into this trope in the last five pages or so.
* GenuineHumanHide: In an early issue, John clashes with yuppie demon soul brokers. He is sitting in the house of a pair of them and thinking how normal everything looks when he notices that the lampshade has a tattoo.
* GodAndSatanAreBothJerks: And John won't hesitate to tell the minions of either one of them that, either.
* GodsNeedPrayerBadly: Gods in the ''Hellblazer'' mythos oftentimes disappear when not worshipped. Others, such as Nergal, became demons in order to survive.
* GoodIsNotNice: Well, "good"... When a Crowley wannabe turns one of John's exes into his SexSlave, then gets bored and forces her into prostitution before finally raping and sadistically murdering her, John has him [[spoiler:ingest acid and locked up naked inside the morgue drawer containing her mutilated body. And the refrigeration is turned off, so it's starting to run...]] Inverted when it comes to her ghost, as John arranges for her to meet another bitter, lonely ghost, and both are seen walking off together in the end.
* {{Gorn}}: Most prevalent when Garth Ennis is writing the series (it's practically his calling card), but crops up occasionally in other writers' runs as well.
* GreaterScopeVillain: The Devil. Many of John's other enemies who are BigBad bows down to this guy.
* TheGrimReaper: Two version appear in the series. Mictlantecuhtli the Aztec God of Death, and Death from ''ComicBook/TheSandman''.
* GuileHero: Constantine. He far more often wins through wits, trickery and luck than brawn. His magic isn't particularly powerful, either.
* HamToHamCombat:
** Brendan and O'Flynn's first meeting which degenerates into actual combat, since they're both the type who need to be the center of attention.
** John and Ellie's fight in "Mortification of the Flesh". [[spoiler:Since they were in the Vatican, they used the corniest lines they could think of.]]
--> '''Ellie:''' We meet again, my old adversary! I should have devoured your soul in Rotterdam!\\
'''John:''' Do your worst, hellspawn!
* HatePlague: Inverted in "The Red Right Hand", in which the plague makes people incredibly empathic - to the point that they share each other's misery and cause mass suicides.
* HaveAGayOldTime:
** "Fags" being British slang for cigarettes, and Constantine being a chain-smoker, lines like "...you'd better go and get yourself three days worth of food and fags" can sound rather odd to American readers.
** Though in the case of John it could also be [[BiTheWay male homosexuals.]]
** Naturally, during American Brian Azzarello's first storyline, the double meaning is exploited as Constantine emerges from a shower in prison and claims, "We're all out of fags."
* {{Hell}}: Hell in the series aren't often the fire and brimstone of myth. It constantly shifts and shapes to accomodate to different kinds of sinners. So everyone has his/her own Hell. If you think you'll like Hell because you like fire, well guess what, Hell isn't that generous and will make sure you WILL NOT LIKE IT.
* HideYourChildren: So horribly, horribly averted.
** Its also a reason why John Constantine is ExiledFromContinuity.
* HiddenBadass:
** Chas Chandler. Expanded more in ''The Knowledge'' when [[spoiler: Chas defeated a demon without John's help.]]
** Also seen in Rich the Punk Sleuth Kid, who was portrayed earlier as a lovable idiot, but [[TookALevelInBadass then suddenly was crowned King Arthur's descendant and England's rightful ruler]]. Unlike Chas however, this only gave Rich the rightful choice of leaving John.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: When Nergal visits John in the hospital to get him to help in bringing down the Resurrection Crusaders, he brags about [[spoiler: being the demon that screwed John over in Newcastle, thus letting slip what that demon's [[IKnowYourTrueName real name was.]]]] John catches the slip-up and files the information away for later use when he's in a better position to take advantage of it.
* HolyGround:
** Played with in one arc. John makes a deal with a bunch of demons to get a little girl's soul back. The summoning takes place in an old church, so they're trapped in the circle. Which is when John brings in the other party to the deal, an Aztec death god who, having been around for longer than Christianity, has no problem with the holy nature of the church, and starts eating the demons.
** He also once sets up an ambush by waiting for chasing demons to reveal that they're standing on the grounds of an old church that was later turned into an insane asylum.
** Seen also in Brendan's vain attempt in cheating the First, by entrapping himself in a fountain blessed by a saint. This however gave Constantine the edge to finish the job.
%% * IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming
* IDrankWhat: Happens to the First of the Fallen when he and John are drinking from a spring with a working spell that turned the spring-water into pure stout. [[spoiler:John then reveals that the spring was blessed -- making it a holy water spring -- before [[HolyBurnsEvil cutting off the spell...]]]]
* IKnowYourTrueName: Comes up every now and then.
** Newcastle went the way it did mostly because 'Sagatana' wasn't the real name of the demon John was conjuring up like he thought. [[spoiler: It's Nergal.]]
** In one story, Constantine was tied to the bottom of a pier by a mobster who'd disposed of quite a few unfortunate souls by letting the tide wash over them. Constantine eggs him on until he blurts out the names of the people he's killed, and is more than a little surprised to find his victims suddenly rising from the water, looking for revenge.
* ImAHumanitarian: In the ''Damnation's Flame'' story arc, castaways stranded in a different dimension tried to eat Constantine when he was thrown there.
* ImperfectRitual: ''Hellblazer'' 108 - "Day of Wine and Roses": John is hired to do some fertility magic to spice up an orgy. He fully intends to con his employer by doing a bogus ritual with the added bonus of gaining {{blackmail}} material on the rich participants. His secret "[[MagicalIncantation magical chant]]" is the list of ingredients off a packet of muesli. The ritual still manages to summon spirits called the Mendw that possess the participants and wreak havoc.
* InfantImmortality: As with older children, this is averted. Babies die. A lot.
** [[spoiler: One example shows John putting all of his weakness and fears into a form of a baby...before throwing the poor thing off a cliff. What a MagnificentBastard.]]
** [[spoiler: And let's not forget all those babies used as a sacrifice in the ''Son of Man'' arc. There were a LOT.]]
** One of London's bridges is haunted by the many, many ghosts of babies who were dumped in the river there by a witch who ran a daycare.
* InsaneTrollLogic: A racist justifies that Adam was white because his names means "to blush".
* InterspeciesRomance:
** The tragic relationship of Ellie the succubus and Tali the angel. Ellie also has her own share of romance with John Constantine.
** Then there was the Archangel Gabriel and the Virgin Mary... though that was more of the rapey kind...

%% * KilledOffForReal: All the time. Well, in a world with afterlives and resurrections.
* KillEmAll:
** Garth Ennis' final story killed off most of the characters he introduced.
** This is becoming something of a tradition in the comics, with outgoing writers butchering most surviving cast members they introduced. By the end of Mike Carey's run, he killed off not only a surviving member of Ennis' cast [[spoiler: Mange]], but also [[spoiler: almost every surviving character of any significance in the series' run before even then. Only Chas and Gemma survive from Delano's days, but Constantine's thoroughly alienated the both of them.]]
* KnightTemplar: Usually the forces of Heaven; also the Order of Saint Oran in "Empathy is the Enemy".
%% * LightIsNotGood: Angels, of all things.
* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: InUniverse, John threatens an Aztec death god (in a way that involves murdering a little girl by setting her hair on fire). The god backs off, John gets punched for his trouble... before revealing [[spoiler:the hair was from a wig.]]
* LongRunner: With the DC relaunch and cancellation of ''Uncanny X-Men'', ''Hellblazer'' became the longest running series from the Big Two to never have been cancelled or renumbered (noting that ''Action Comics'' and ''Detective Comics'' went back to #1 without being given the chance to get to #1000).
* MagicalSociety:
** John once was member of the Tate Club, a London-based sorcerer's guild.
** John later becomes part of the TrenchcoatBrigade to fight the Cult of Cold Flame and save Timothy Hunter.
** ComicBook/JusticeLeagueDark
* MadeOfEvil: The First of the Fallen, being the Devil and Satan, is the embodiment of sin and evil.
* {{Magick}}: Unlike other fantasy genre magic who is filled with shooting lightning from your hands, and casting spells with wands. Magick in the ''Hellblazer'' mythos (and the whole Vertigo universe) is spontaneous and invisible. This means that although Magick is powerful, it is not flashy as seen in many fantasy genre.
* MagicVersusScience: Magick in ''Hellblazer'' is heavily differentiated by users from science, though both can be combined to create greater effect. Magic and science are two different logical reasoning. But Science is greater accepted as it is easier to apprehend, where as magick is complicated. This is the reason why mages are executed in ancient times because of their powers. This can be further explained in ''Books of Magic''.
* TheMagicVersusTechnologyWar: John once defeated the god-demon Nergal by trapping him inside a computer, before the computer opened a gateway to Heaven where angels ripped Nergal apart.
* MemoryJar: A particularly horrible example: John encounters a sweet, grandmotherly old woman who [[spoiler: sends her son to kill prostitutes and hack off chunks of their flesh with a razor which she then keeps floating in jars. She can then relive the victim's happiest memories, which John compares to a drug high.]]
* MisterSeahorse: A {{London gangster}}'s pregnancy goes undetected, as everybody thinks he's just overweight. An enterprising demon wants to emulate the immaculate conception, only in reverse: gang boss Harry Cooper was selected for his sterling record of sadism (he raped his aunt at age 13). Making London the birthplace of the ''anti''christ was no accident, either. ("Where the misery is built into the bricks and mortar...)
* MonsterProgenitor: The King of the Vampires is this to the Vampires.
* {{Mundanger}}: In "The Family Man", the titular monster turns out to be an elderly SerialKiller. In "Good Intentions", a creature that is killing people in the wilderness around a mountain village turns out to merely be an enormous boar.
%% * NearDeathClairvoyance: In "Sex and Death" and "Sins of the Father".
%% * NearDeathExperience: In "Sex and Death", "Sins of the Father", "Staring at the Wall" and "Empathy is the Enemy".
* NoodleIncident:
** The Newcastle seance - until "Critical Mass," in which more details are revealed.
** This may also count as a DoubleSubversion: you do see the exact incident in issue #11 (Newcastle: A Taste of Things To Come), but until recently, issue #11 had never been re-released in a trade paperback.
* NoOneCouldSurviveThat:
** Chas also has his few shares. The guy survived from almost being raped by a demon, to having a long nose fuel truck dropped unto his head... before exploding. And he even had no scratches.
** The god-turned demon Nergal also has this. Years of fighting with Constantine, the demon survived the end of John's wit. This included being ripped apart when John bait him to the gates of Heaven (but not before trapping him in a computer!), to being completely destroyed by the First of the Fallen.
* NotSoInvincibleAfterAll: Done to the First of the Fallen twice in Ennis' run. [[spoiler: Constantine tricks him into drinking stout transmuted from holy water, then transmutes it back. At the end of Ennis' run, Ellie kills the First outright, making him wonder where the Devil goes when he dies.]] Answer: [[spoiler: Greece, if you ''must'' know.]]
* OffScreenMomentOfAwesome: Seen in ''Hard Times'' story arc. During John's days incarcerated in a penitentiary, a gang of inmates decided to rape the Englishman while he was taking a shower. Unfortunately John isn't too keen in getting butt-plugged. Although readers never saw what was going on inside the shower room, John seemingly saves his ass by cursing the would be rapists with catatonia. Apparently it was ''too awesome'' to be seen.
** When a prison riot breaks out, John makes the lead rapist look like a naked woman to all the other inmates. Several days later, they're ''still'' at it.
%% * OldFriend: Loads, usually doomed.
* OnlyGoodPeopleMayPass: The "All His Engines" story has John exploit this by summoning a bunch of demons inside a church (so they can't pass the door). Cue an Aztec death god, who is older than Christian rituals and thus could not care less about them, plowing through the wall and devouring them all.
* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent:
** Werewolves in the ''Hellblazer'' mythos looked vaguely different from traditional animalistic werewolf. Although still retaining their bloodthirsty instinct, they are still capable of communications, and can ride horses too.
** The demon Norfulthing is a powerful werewolf/demon/elemental who eats people, and it can even detach its head and home in on its prey.
* OutWithABang:
%% **"Tainted Love", "Fear and Loathing" and "Bred in the Bone".
** The 'fuckpig' ("[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer You're taking the piss.]]") has a three-foot phallus and isn't afraid to use it. ("Son of Man")
** John's dong saved the world once. It involved having sex with ''all the suffering in the world''. ("The Horrorist")
* PayEvilUntoEvil: A gang of neo-Nazis kills their gun supplier when he makes the mistake of noting the irony of neo-Nazis using Israeli-made weapons. The gunrunner's boss Stanley Manor (himself a serious nutcase) ends up offering a SadisticChoice to the Nazis' boss: either Manor jizzes in his mouth... or his daughter's. [[spoiler:The old man spares his daughter from being raped... who all but spits on him, since he taught her that homosexuality is a sin.]]
%% * PhotographicBackground
* PietaPlagiarism: Literally, on the cover of [[http://www.insanerantings.com/hell/gallery/hb217.html issue 217]].
* ThePlan: Too many to count, perpetrated by John as often as his enemies. It makes sense, for a hero who is so much more about using cunning than using his fists. These frequently spin off into GambitPileUp played straight, as John's enemies are both numerous and rarely fools themselves. If John's inadvertently pissed off the wrong bastard, odds are good he's relying on plans that his enemies have already countered, if not co-opted themselves.
* PostModernMagik: In the ''Hellblazer'' mythos, magic exists even in the modern world, albeit mixed in with its culture. There are even sorcerers who can blend magic and technology as technomancers such as Ritchie Simpson who can open portals to different realms using computers.
* PrisonRape:
%% ** In "Confessional", "Son of Man" and "Hard Time".
** [[spoiler: During the ''Hard Time'' arc, John almost gets this while taking a shower ala "drop the soap". But John, being one step ahead, curses the would be rapists with catatonia.]]
** The inmate who wanted to rape him first ends up raped over several days by inmates who think he's a woman.
* PsychoForHire: Gestapo, from the ''Son of Man'' arc. His employer even remarks that he's "[[LampshadeHanging to all intents and purposes a serial killer]]".
* RageAgainstTheHeavens: In "Original Sins", John fought off an attempt to create a new messiah.
* RazorApples: When John gets locked up in prison, an inmate attempts to spike his food with ground glass. Tables get turned, but God only knows how. Results are messy.
* {{Retcon}}: In ''Comicbook/SwampThing'' John said he was in a mental hospital for "a couple of weeks" after something terrible happened in Newcastle. In ''Hellblazer'', that was retconned to several years. Additionally, the comic adds old (but hitherto unseen) friends and enemies on a relatively regular basis.

* {{Satan}}:
** The First of the Fallen, the leader of Hell, is John's arch-enemy.
** A bit more complicated than usual: the actual Lucifer, the former Devil, quit his job in Sandman... a plot point which was eventually carried over to Hellblazer, but then it had to be explained who the current Devil was. Turns out the First was God's first creation, and predates even angels. In the Hellblazer mythos, Lucifer and Satan are different.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers: Many magic users or persons with access to magic in the comic has this to some degree particularly the First of the Fallen and John Constantine. Human magicians use their magic to break human laws to varying degree with Terry Greaves and Joshua Wright as stand out examples. Demons cannot break certain magical rules, but twist twist them to the best of their ability and when they can break them do. By Hell's laws, The First of the Fallen was supposed to suffer the torments intended for Constantine in Hell after Constantine bested him three times. Thanks to being the strongest demon, the First ripped to pieces the demons who tried to enforce the law.
* SelfInflictedHell: Which now contains John's [[spoiler:father, sister and brother-in-law. Also his evil half (don't worry, he got a new one)]].
* SerialKiller: In "The Family Man", "Dangerous Ground" and "Out of Season".
* SexMagic: Used at least twice:
** One arc involved the summoning of a giant dragon. It was neutralized by summoning its counterpart... via threesome.
** Another had a young woman chosen by a cult to bear the Second Coming of Christ, ensuring humanity would be enslaved to the angels. John (who had demon blood in his veins at the time) thwarted that by having sex with her, tainting her so the angel wouldn't go in her.
* ShellshockedVeteran:
** Ross in "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."
** [[spoiler: Not only Ross, but his whole deranged platoon. After surviving Vietnam and each sent home, Ross and the boys were traumatized to a pulp. His family and the town attempt to pray for theirrecovery, but [[DownerEnding ends up]] with Ross and the others going AxCrazy from it all and killing everyone in town, even his own wife and kids.]]
-->"[[MadnessMantra Hut, two, three, four... I love the Marine Corps...]]"
* {{Sidekick}}: His best mate and occasional {{foil}} Chas Chandler.
* ShoutOut: Issue 214 had the screen names of various Hellblazer fans as graffiti on a wall; issue 229 featured one of the fans as a character; issue 230 featured two fans as ghostly apparitions.
** A TricksterGod manifesting as a kangaroo tells Constantine that [[Discworld/TheLastContinent only he can enter the Dreamtime and save Australia]]. And in a different story, [[Discworld/MovingPictures a foul and loathsome demon specialising in soccer hooliganism]] has a showdown with Constantine.
%% * ShroudedInMyth: John ''is'' this trope.
%% * StuffedIntoTheFridge: Isabel Bracknell in "Haunted".
* TakeThat:
** One of Creator/GarthEnnis' stories features an unnamed member of the British royal family as a member of a particularly depraved club for the rich and bored, who ''volunteered'' to possessed by a demon in the hopes of becoming a leader capable of ruling uncontested.
--->'''Marston''': I wanted to restore the monarchy of this country to its rightful power. I wanted a king who would have the iron will to rule '''absolutely'''. And believe me, he '''was ''willing''...''' He would be backed by the military and advised by me. There would be no parliament. No opposition. No radicals. No liberals. No thinkers. No immigrants. There would simply be the rulers and the ruled... and we could do '''''anything.'''''\\
'''Constantine''': You're talking about putting the ''thing'' that used to be ''UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper'' in charge of us? The bastard '''''eats''''' people, you headcase!\\
'''Marston''': ''Ah'', but Constantine... What has our royal family '''ever''' done... '''Except feed off the ''blood'' of the ''people?'''''
** Also features said member's equally-deviant brother who wouldn't mind the possessed guy being killed, as this would put him one spot closer to the throne. Why, yes, Garth Ennis ''is'' Irish, why do you ask?
** And the usual British comic jabs at UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher. One of John's punishments by demons is left hanging upside down in front of a TV covering an election, ending with Thatcher winning, while the First of the Fallen mentions how hard it is to get an Adolf or Maggie up to speed.
* ToHellAndBack:
** In various stories, most notably "Down in the Ground Where the Dead Men Go".
** John goes there many times like some strolling place. One demon even remarks that John himself "belongs" to Hell.
* TookALevelInBadass: Many of Constantine's associates become one. Namely his best mate and sidekick Chas Chandler, who took down a powerful demon by himself and a few others.
* UngratefulBastard: John Constantine and The First of the Fallen. The latter condemned the demon Buer to torture for being tricked by Constantine despite Buer restoring the First back to his throne and later killed Nergal and his family despite them inflicting more pain on Constantine then he ever did. Constantine himself regularly gets people to help them only to abandon them or turn on them when their usefulness runs out. The succubus Ellie stands out since she helped him corrupt the Archangel Gabriel and bring down the First of the Fallen only to be abandoned by him when The First was restored to power and later used by him to get his mojo back. John at least sometimes feels bad about it though.
* UnwittingPawn: If you're a friend of John, odds are you're one of these and you don't know it. Same goes for his enemies too.
* UnfazedEveryman: Chas. He survived what his best mate John's adventures for years...
* TheVicar: Rick the Vic, a vicar who cheerfully takes drugs and has sex with prostitutes, not to mention helping John acquire rare books from higher-ups in the church.
* VillainDecay:
** The First of the Fallen was intended to serve as a powerful, terrifying enemy for Constantine, but a string of defeats and being outwitted by John made him such a joke that John once claimed that if he (John) were to be sent to hell he could easily run circles around the First and Hell, and would eventually take control from him.
** Writer Paul Jenkins did tried to return him back to badassery during his run (the First even flipped the finger back on John), but ultimately it was Mike Carey who finally gave John his greatest loss, and the First's most powerful blow on him after getting the soul of John's sister.
%% * VillainTeamUp: In "How to Play With Fire".
%% * ViolentGlaswegian: Header.
%% * TheWarOnTerror: In the graphic novel "Pandemonium".
%% * WhateverMancy
* WhereEverybodyKnowsYourFlame: The place where Constantine "died".
%% * WomanScorned: Ellie, and pretty much every girl John met.
* WretchedHive: London is repeatedly shown to be populated with junkies and homeless people wallowing in their own filth, vapid socialites, and members of the British royal family.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Epiphany Greaves in the more recent books.
* YourMindMakesItReal: A journalist was persuaded that a box containing the immortal aborted Antichrist had grafted itself to his chest, that it had pissed its evil into his veins, and caused him to murder people. When John graphically rips it from his chest, his wounds disappear, and the box is revealed to be a cereal box with a hole containing a dead rat.