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[[caption-width-right:350: Dairy Products Gone Bad!]]

->''"On your knees, undeserving bastards! Comedy has arrived!"''

''Fun with Milk & Cheese'' (often referred to as simply ''Milk & Cheese'' out of convenience) is a comic book by Creator/EvanDorkin (and occasionally colored by Dorkin's wife, Sarah Dyer) and published by various companies, later collected by Creator/SlaveLaborGraphics and more recently in a deluxe hardcover by Creator/DarkHorseComics. It follows the misadventures of an anthropomorphic, misanthropic carton of milk and a wedge of cheese. The eponymous "dairy products gone bad" tend to drink copious quantities of gin and become embroiled in unbelievably violent situations. They hate everything except for liquor, TV, and each other. In short, they hate what you hate... and they hate YOU!

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!!Tropes:

* ADogNamedDog: A milk carton named Milk and a wedge of cheese named Cheese.
* AnthropomorphicFood: Milk and Cheese are an anthropomorphic carton of milk and an anthropomorphic wedge of cheese respectively.
* BigOlEyebrows
* BlackComedy: The comic runs on this trope. The level of brutality involved is so excessive that at one point, a guy from the Guinness Book of World Records appears as they're beating a hippy pot dealer to a bloody mess and crowns them as "World Class Abuse Kings".
* CatchPhrase:
** "Creator/MervGriffin!" for no reason at all.
** Also "Eerie!" on the rare occasions that they encountered something that genuinely unsettled them.
* ComedicSociopathy
* {{Crossover}}: With ComicBook/HackSlash, and they also appeared in a ComicBook/{{Shi}}/[[ComicBook/{{CyberForce}} Cyblade]] special which also featured ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} and ComicBook/CerebusTheAardvark among many others.
* FaceOnAMilkCarton: Milk has his childhood face featured on him in this fashion.
* FreudianExcuse: Parodied in a story called "Society is to Blame!", where the duo commit their usual horrific fit of violence, but this time decide to do so all the while spouting cliched excuses as to why they're doing it.
* UsefulNotes/FurryFandom: Violently attacked in ''Dark Horse Presents'' #10, [[http://myspace.com/darkhorsepresents?issuenu=10&storynum=2 "The Fur Suit Of Happiness"]].
-->'''Cheese:''' "Is this for real?! Or have we finally gotten so goddamned drunk we've slipped into some hallucinatory dipso hell?!?"
* GrievousBottleyHarm: A regular tactic, usually with gin bottles.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: They seem absolutely inseparable, but give no indication they're in a romantic relationship of any kind.
* WhiteGloves: Both Milk and Cheese wear these
* UnusualChapterNumbers: The first 6 issues were numbered #1, Other #1, Third #1, Fourth #1, "First Second Issue," and #666.
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