!!Betty Baloney
->Voiced by Rocko the Wallaby [[note]]Who is, in turn, voiced by Creator/CarlosAlazraqui[[/note]]
* CatchPhrase: Oh boy! What a beautiful day!
* CloudCuckooLander
* GenkiGirl
* InnocentBlueEyes
* TheSmurfettePrinciple
* SpeciesSurname

!!Sal Ami
->Voiced by Heffer Wolfe [[note]]Who is, in turn, voiced by TomKenny[[/note]]
* AntiHero / VillainProtagonist: Can be either one.
* AxCrazy
* CatchPhrase: I HATE BALONEY!
* FantasticRacism: He '''really''' hates baloney.
* IAmAHumanitarian: Devours Mr. Cheese in one episode.
* PunnyName
* NoIndoorVoice
* WouldHitAGirl: Has no qualms about whacking Betty with a telephone.

!!Mr. Cheese
->Voiced by Filburt Turtle [[note]]Who is, in turn, voiced by Doug Lawrence[[/note]]
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Does this a lot, as seen from his CatchPhrase.
* CartoonCheese
* CatchPhrase: I am the cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the baloney combined!
* FlatCharacter
* SmallNameBigEgo