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[[folder: Main Characters]]

!!Liz Lemon
->'''Played By:''' TinaFey[[quoteright:250:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/liz_lemon_6591.jpg]]
The {{showrunner}} of TGS who [[OnlySaneEmployee pretty much has to babysit everyone else.]]
* {{Adorkable}}
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Subverted to show her unfeminine side. Not having heels makes her shorter than most everybody else, which adds an element of elfin charm.
* AuthorAvatar: She's based on TinaFey.
* BigEater
* BlindWithoutEm: Averted. She is seen frequently without her glasses. {{Lampshaded}} when she and Jenna got into a fight.
--> '''Jenna''': At least I'm not a fraud. She doesn't even need those glasses!
* BrainyBrunette
* BrainySpecs: Jenna mentions that she only wears her glasses to look smarter.
* ButtMonkey
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Blerg" and "I want to go to there".
* TheChewToy: "There's no chance that I'm blowing this."
* DeadpanSnarker
* FanGirl: For ''StarWars'' and only ''Star Wars''. She dressed like Princess Leia for her wedding and scoffed at visiting Franchise/HarryPotter World in Orlando: "I'm not some kind of nerdery slut!"
* GoofyPrintUnderwear: Of the childish kind: blue with yellow buses.
* HotLibrarian
* HollywoodDateless
* LostFoodGrievance: Do not even think of touching her food.
-->"WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEESE!?!
** Also doubles as HulkingOut when she [[FlippingTheTable flips the writers table that]], in a later episode, almost twelve people cannot even budge.
* MasochistsMeal: "What time do you start throwing out the doughnuts?"
* MsFanservice: Fey shows off her cleavage many times every episode, but rarely exposes any other flesh.
* NotSoAboveItAll: She may be the OnlySaneEmployee, but she has her occasional crazy moment as well.
* ObfuscatingInsanity: She's gotten out of jury duty several times by acting like a delusional Princess Leia cosplayer. Sadly, this doesn't work half as well in [[CityOfWeirdos New York]].
* OneOfUs: Like Tina Fey, she is a huge fan of ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* OnlySaneEmployee: While it's clear that she has her own stock of crazy, she's the one who holds things together between the egotisical stars, dozy writers, {{executive meddling}} and everything else that befalls the show.
* PlatonicLifePartners: Witch Jack
* SchoolyardBullyAllGrownUp: Revealed to be one when she attends her high school reunion.
* ShowRunner: Liz is TGS's ShowRunner. TinaFey, [[AuthorAvatar who plays Liz, is 30 Rock's show runner.]]
* UnusualEuphemism: Lizzing. Also, Snarting, a {{Portmanteau}} of sneezing and farting.
* WhiteGuilt: Has her fair share of this, as when she finds it difficult to break up with an annoying black boyfriend played by Wayne Brady for fear of being thought racist. She also admits that she voted for Obama primarily out of WhiteGuilt. She mostly gets over it after a couple seasons of Tracy playing the EverythingIsRacist card a few times too often, although characters like his wife Angie can still throw her off-balance by playing off of this trait.

!!Jack Donaghy
->'''Played By:''' Alec Baldwin
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NBC Executive who [[ExecutiveMeddling regularly calls for changes on TGS]].

* BadassInCharge: Beyond. He not only has emotional depth, he is an honest, snarky, confident alcoholic, with keen wisdom to boot.
--> '''Jack:''' ..because it's winning time, you magnificent son oF A BITCH!!!!!!!!
* BigEater: Not to the same extent as Liz, but it's still there.
* BunnyEarsLawyer
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Zig-zagged.
* DeadpanSnarker: He gets all the best lines.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Horrified that Devon Banks would destroy thousands of jobs for personal reasons.
* ExecutiveMeddling: He does this regularly.
* {{Flanderization}}: Initially he was only a moderate Republican and even set Liz up on a date when convinced she was gay. Overtime, he's called Barack Obama a "communist", keeps a framed picture of Nixon in his office, has Avery wear a Reagan mask on webcam, and is constantly making fun of anything he considers Liberal. This is likely a joke about Alec Baldwin's staunch left-wing views. In the finale, he reels off a list of "liberal foes" he's "defeated", [[ActorAllusion including Al]][[CelebrityParadox ec Baldwin]].
* FreudianExcuse: His mother wasn't exactly the nicest one.
* {{Guttural Growler}}
* TheIrishDiaspora: Jack is ''staunchly'' Irish American.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* LimitedWardrobe: He has almost never been seen without a suit.
--> '''Liz:''' Why are you wearing a tux? \\
'''Jack:''' It's after six, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
* ManipulativeBastard
* OnlySaneMan: At times.
* RaisedCatholic
* PointyHairedBoss: He starts the series as one.
* SidekickExMachina: A lot of the plots have Liz struggling when she is unable to call on Jack's omnipotence or her surprise when he steps in and resolves issues far beyond her mortal ken.

!!Tracy Jordan
->'''Played By:''' Tracy Morgan
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The famous movie star that [[ExecutiveMeddling Jack brings on to TGS]]. Played by [[TheDanza Tracy Morgan]].

* CloudCuckoolander: ''Especially'' when he's off his meds.
* TheDanza
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He is disgusted with the writers making up a religion to deceive Kenneth.
* EverythingIsRacist: Uses this frequently to try and avoid being blamed. It never works.
** Uses a physical "race card" in the episode "The Natural Order"
* FantasticRacism: Trained his dog to attack white people, because most ghosts are white.
* GeniusDitz: Tracy is an American History buff.
* HappilyMarried: He visits strip clubs regularly to maintain his image, but he still loves his wife, Angie.
* HiddenDepths
* ItsAllAboutMe: Has this, but not as bad as Jenna.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* LargeHam
* LethallyStupid: He once almost stabbed Conan O'Brien for no reason other than that he was pretending to be a "stabbing robot".
* MadHatter
* ManChild: Part of his image since, as a celebrity, he basically gets to be a KarmaHoudini.
* MultipleChoicePast: Generally, he always grew up poor in the Bronx. Details beyond that seem to be somewhat variable and change according to the needs of the current gag. Of course, you can never be sure how much of what Tracy says about himself is true.
* NoFourthWall: When he's off his meds.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Gets brought up from time to time, that his ManChild antics are actually an act.
* RichInDollarsPoorInSense
-->'''Jack:''' Tracy, we think your spending has gotten out of control.
-->'''Tracy:''' (while wearing a shirt made of money) Give me an example.
** Later:
-->'''Tracy''' I've put more money into this than my money pit in Conneticut.
-->'''Jack''' You have a house in Conneticut?
-->'''Tracy''' ...no.
** Tracy actually admitted he spends money foolishly because he assumed he'd die young. When Dr. Spaceman told him he would live another 30-40 years, he panicked, because he'd have to consider the future.
* UltimateJobSecurity: He has it because of his celebrity status.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: After starring in a tough social drama, he can't get anyone to view him as crazy anymore, much to his annoyance. "I can't stop the horrible respect people have for me."
* WealthyYachtOwner: Invites everyone to his yacht for a party in one episode. [[SubvertedTrope Only it turns out the yacht is not his]], and everyone is arrested for trespassing.

!!Jenna Maroney
->'''Played By:''' Jane Krakowski
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TGS's crazy, [[AttentionWhore attention loving]] star.

* AttentionWhore: Big time. She even considered having a baby to get more attention.
** Though she does resort to SuspiciouslySpecificDenial to try to put bad attention behind her: "I don't know what you're talking about, and that was two years ago."
* DreadfulMusician: Played with, she's actually a fairly competent singer, but always overdoes it to the point where most people find her singing unbearable.
* DumbBlonde: Surprisingly averted. She is, however, monstrously self-obsessed and will do anything for attention.
* HiddenDepths: Once proved herself a surprisingly efficient businesswoman.
* ItsAllAboutMe: She has this bad.
* LackOfEmpathy: "You look like that flash card they told me means sadness."
* NoodleIncident: Has an unspecified feud with Raven Symone.
** She also views Jenny [=McCarthy=] as her nemesis.
* ManipulativeBitch
* {{Narcissist}}: A fairly accurate portrayal of a more extreme case. She lacks empathy, has a disproportionately large ego, and is threatened easily by the opinions of others -- but she does have genuine affection for a small handful of people, and is capable of (limited) remorse.
** To a point where she ends up dating a man who dresses up as her for a living. Who takes her ''whole'' name when they get married.
* ParentalAbandonment: "My mother's boyfriend raised me to believe..."
* TheSociopath: In one episode, Pete and the writers test her to see if she is one. When she shows genuine remorse for hurting Kenneth, however, he deems her an "extreme [[{{Narcissist}} narcissist]]" instead.
* WeirdAside: "That's a double edged sword, like the one Mickey Rourke tried to kill me with." "Telling Dennis off last night was so empowering, I was so pumped on the way home that I tossed a brick through the window of a Banana Republic!" "I still think the album would have sold better had he shot me in the face!"
** In the finale, it's Implied in a MediumAware moment when she says "I've never met Mickey Rourke" that she made up all those stories.
* WhiteDwarfStarlet: She's trying to avert this.

!!Kenneth Parcell
->'''Played By:''' Jack [=McBrayer=]
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The NBC page who is a WideEyedIdealist despite how he's treated by the staff of TGS.

* ActorSharedBackground: Jack [=McBrayer=] is also from Stone Mountain, Georgia.
* {{Adorkable}}
* TheAce: Perfect at nearly everything he does, and rarely faults. He's also selfless, well kept, and much smarter than initially apparent. He is so good that he actively predicts what Tracy wants. ''Tracy''.
** In one episode, he arrives with pizza, only for Tracy to chime in that he wanted waffles instead. Kenneth opens the box.. containing a pizza-sized square of waffles.
* ButtMonkey: Everyone is horrible to him but he seems to enjoy being so badly mistreated.
* CloudCuckoolander: Maybe not as bad as Tracy, but definitely up there.
-->Bird Internet
* DeepSouth: He's from Stone Mountain, Georgia.
* ExpansionPackPast: Along with most people on the show, but him especially. He's lived forever/300 years/at least long enough to coach ShirleyTemple, spent a summer captured by hill folk, his family joined a militia, he randomly speaks Latin...
* GoshDangItToHeck: "Sir, I don't mean to swear, but I am ''irritated'' right now."
** "You are being a real [[CountryMatters C-Word]]. That's right, a Cranky-Sue."
* [[spoiler:HonestCorporateExecutive: By the end of the series, he has succeeded Jack as CEO. And holds the position for the next hundred or so years.]]
* HumanoidAbomination: To begin with, [[TheMirrorShowsYourTrueSelf he sees only a white haze when he looks in a mirror]]. He's also implied to be ''very'' old, and according to his mother, said the following when he was born:
--> Mama, I am not a person. My body is just a flesh vessel for an immortal being whose name, if you heard it, [[BlackSpeech would make you lose your mind]].
* KindheartedSimpleton:
--> '''Kenneth:''' There are only two things I love in this world: Everybody, and television.
* IncorruptiblePurePureness: Everyone on the staff treats him horribly, but he doesn't complain because he loves his job.
** Jack goes so far as to fake a "not enough oxygen, SomeoneHasToDie" scenario just to see how far he'll go. Kenneth tries to sacrifice himself without the slightest hesitation, weirding Jack out.
* InnocentBigot: Kenneth is by no means spiteful but this doesn't prevent him from saying rather ghastly things because of his religious upbringing.
* LivingBodysuit: According to Kenneth's mother, he told her ''when he was born'' that he was an immortal being using Kenneth's body as a vessel.
* NeverGetsDrunk: He's able to outdrink the Teamsters in a contest after he realizes he's been drinking that stuff since he was a baby.
* NiceGuy
* OlderThanTheyLook: Born "May 27, 1781"
* PerpetualSmiler: Seriously, its becoming a bit creepy.
* ThePollyanna: He regards a guy he's known for a few days as his "best friend ever... tied with everyone else he ever met!"
** "I'm gonna be upset until the end of this sentence".
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld:
--> '''Tracey:''' Ken, you don't wanna be a page ''forever''!
--> '''Kenneth:''' Who said I've been alive forever?
* StarMakingRole: For Jack [=McBrayer=].
* StepfordSmiler
-->''"Every morning when I wake up, I tell myself everything is gonna be alright. I don't know how long I can believe it".
* WideEyedIdealist: Maybe.

!!Pete Hornberger
->'''Played By:''' Scott Adsit
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The beleaguered producer with a big family and a fatalistic outlook.

* BaldOfAwesome
* CreepyChild: One of Pete's kids is frequently referenced as "the creepy one"
* TheCynic: Arguably the most jaded in the entire cast of TGS
* DeadpanSnarker: To Liz at times.
* DemotedToExtra
* ExpansionPackPast: as told by Pete in season 6 "My father was a congressman, I was valedictorian at St. Andrew's, an Olympic Archer, fourth guitarist in Loverboy as a teenager." Immediately lampshaded by Jack " If it weren't all true I would say it doesn't even make sense."
* HiddenDepths: He's an impeccable archer and a pretty good musician.
* JadedWashout: Definitely jaded, though not exactly a washout. Although he did get denied the chance to participate in the olympics, and a DUI prevented him from being a Congressman. He still manages to keep his sanity and tends not to relive his past glory.
* NotSoAboveItAll: Has been becoming increasingly unstable as the series goes on.
* OnlySaneEmployee: Slightly less sane than Liz, but that's just because he's far more cynical
* ParentalAbandonment: Inverted. Pete confesses to wanting to run away from his wife with each of her seven pregnancies, but he always comes back.
* TheStraightAndArrowPath: It's rare that it's relevant, but there have been a few times where his archery skills resolved the episode's conflict.

!!Frank Rossitano
->'''Played By:''' Judah Friedlander

* CakeEater: He also likes younger women, but older women are the only ones he has success with.
* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk
* ManChild
* MommasBoy
* OedipusComplex
* OnceAnEpisode: His hat has something different written on it each episode.
* IfItsYouItsOkay[=/=]SingleTargetSexuality: He becomes convinced that he's gay after meeting Liz's date in one episode.
* TheSlacker

!!Cerie Xerox
->'''Played By:''' Katrina Bowden

Liz's young, airheaded assistant, who is treated as the resident hot girl.

* HiddenDepths: She disapproves of Greek treatment of Cyprus, she knows the exact speed of light, and she's just saner in general than most people at TGS.
* MeaningfulName: She's a copy girl, and [[spoiler:Los Angeles is apparently brimming with girls who look exactly like her]].
* MsFanservice
* SexySecretary
* SpoiledSweet: She's obviously from a wealthy background but is consistently sweet and kind.
* ValleyGirl

!!James 'Toofer' Spurlock
->'''Played By:''' Keith Powell

* BaldOfAwesome
* BoomerangBigot: James himself isn't one, but he's horrified when he learns that his ancestor, whom he thought was the highest-ranking black officer in the [[AmericanCivilWar Union army]], was actually a ''Confederate'' officer.
* IvyLeagueForEveryone: Graduated from Harvard, and he makes sure everyone knows it.
* StopBeingStereotypical: He's not very approving of Tracy's behavior.
* TwoferTokenMinority
** Liz states early on that they call him Toofer because he's black and from Harvard, but it's repeatedly implied as the series goes on that he's gay, which actually makes him a Threefer Token Minority.

!!Warren "Grizz" Griswold
->'''Played By:''' Grizz Chapman

Part of Tracy Jordan's entourage.

* BadassBeard
* TheBigGuy: He's seven feet tall.
* TheDanza
* GentleGiant: Often shown with a very tender side, and generally quite soft spoken.
* GeniusBruiser
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With [=DotCom=]
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Pretty much all his relationships.
* IncrediblyLamePun: "You wouldn't think a movie called Somewhere would go absolutely Nowhere"
* OddFriendship: He and Liz had minimal contact in season one but are later revealed to be close enough for him to call her "Beth".
* PunnyName: Grizz's fiancee (and later, wife) Feyonce.
* NoodleIncident: Used to be secret lovers with Liz.

!!Walter "[=DotCom=]" Slattery
->'''Played By:''' Kevin Brown

Part of Tracy Jordan's entourage.

* BaldOfAwesome
* ButNotTooBlack: Occasionally called out on this by Tracy.
* GentleGiant: Not as big as Grizz but he's equally soft-spoken and polite.
* IvyLeagueForEveryone: Went to Cornell.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Grizz.
* HiddenDepths: Speaks French, did theater in college, and goes on exotic foreign vacations.
* TeamChef: Able to whip up a gourmet French meal for Kenneth and his date on Valentine's Day.
* NoodleIncident: He used to be part of Phil Spector's entourage....
* TheSmartGuy

!!Jonathan
->'''Played By:''' Mauilik Pancholy

Jack's assistant, who seems to have a gay crush on him.

* AmbiguouslyGay
* BerserkButton: Insulting or lightly joking about Jack is not a good idea around him.
* ButtMonkey
* ChewToy
* OutOfFocus: Due to Pancholy taking a job on [[Series/{{Whitney}} another show]]. Lampshaded in an episode.
* SingleTargetSexuality
* StalkerWithACrush: To Jack.

!!JD Lutz
->'''Played By:''' John Lutz

* AmbiguouslyGay
** In the finale we find out [[spoiler: he's [[BiTheWay bisexual]].]]
* TheDanza
* ButtMonkey
* ChewToy
* DirtyCoward
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[[folder: Recurring GE/NBC/Kabletown employees]]

!!Danny Baker
->'''Played By:''' Cheyenne Jackson

* CanadaEh
* OutOfFocus
* OneSteveLimit: His name is actually Jack, but Jack Donaghy forces him to change it to Danny.
* SixthRanger

!!Don Geiss
->'''Played By:''' Rip Torn

* KilledOffForReal
* PointyHairedBoss

!!Josh Girard
->'''Played By:''' Lonny Ross

* BackForTheFinale: [[spoiler: In a very blink-or-you'll-miss-it fashion; he's in the brief TGS sketch in Greek, standing behind Tracy.]]
* DemotedToExtra
* {{Expy}}: Very clearly based on Jimmy Fallon.
* PutOnABus
* OutOfFocus

!!Kathy Geiss
->'''Played By:''' Marceline Hugot

* AdultChild: To a frightening degree.
* TheDitz
* OralFixation: She has a tendency to shove things into her mouth, such as pocket watches or toy racecars.
* TheQuietOne: She hardly ever speaks.

!!Devon Banks
->'''Played By:''' Will Arnett

* AllGaysArePromiscuous
* EvilSoundsDeep
* EvilCounterpart: To Jack.
* GutturalGrowler
* ManipulativeBastard
* PsychopathicManchild
* SitcomArchNemesis
* StalkerWithACrush: Is this to Kenneth.
* StraightGay
* VillainWithGoodPublicity

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[[folder: Liz's Love Interests]]

!!Dennis Duffy
->'''Played By:''' Dean Winters

Liz's boyfriend at the beginning of the series. Generally disliked by all the characters but keeps on finding ways back into Liz's life every so often.

* AffectionateNickname: "Dummy" for Liz, though she's not really a fan.
* {{Jerkass}}
* [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Licensed Sexist]]
* OddFriendship: Has signs of this with Criss in season 6.
* OnceASeason
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: In "Subway Hero".
* YourCheatingHeart

!!Floyd [=DeBarber=]
->'''Played By:''' Jason Sudekis

* {{Adorkable}}
* TheAlcoholic
* EmbarrassingTattoo: Courtesy of his season four relapse.
* [[spoiler: HappilyMarried:]] Presumably, after season 4.
* NiceGuy
* PutOnABus
** TheBusCameBack: In season 4.
* OffTheWagon
* ShoutOut: To Floyd the Barber from ''TheAndyGriffithShow''.

!!Drew Baird
->'''Played By:''' Creator/JonHamm

* BrainlessBeauty
* TheDitz
* [[spoiler:HookHand: Ends up with two of these by his reappearance, once from waving from a helicopter and once from a fireworks accident.]]
* HospitalHottie
* TooDumbToLive

!!Wesley Snipes
->'''Played By:''' Michael Sheen

* FateDrivesUsTogether: The only reason him and Liz keep interacting in season 4.
* JerkAss
* NamesTheSame
** This is referenced in the season 4 episode, "Don Geiss, America, and Hope"
-->'''Liz Lemon:'''Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane!
-->'''Wesley Snipes:''' This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked "who should be named Wesley Snipes", you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!
* SmallNameBigEgo

!!Carol Burnett
->'''Played By:''' Creator/MattDamon

* NamesTheSame
* PutOnABus
* SpecialGuestStar: Granted, most of Liz's boyfriend actors fit this trope but arguably an A-lister like Matt Damon tops any others.

!!Criss Chross
->'''Played By:''' James Mardsen

* MistakenForPedophile when selling hot dogs from a van, because he can't afford a food truck
* NamesTheSame
* NiceGuy

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[[folder: Jack's Love Interests]]

!!Bianca
->'''Played By:''' Isabella Rossellini

Jack's ex-wife.

* BitchInSheepsClothing
* RichBitch

!!Phoebe
->'''Played By:''' Emily Mortimer

* HowsYourBritishAccent
* OohMeAccentsSlipping
* TheVamp
* YokoOhNo: [[invoked]] In "Cleveland" she says she wants to be Jack's Yoko, much to Liz's horror.

!!Celsete "C.C." Cunningham
->'''Played By:''' Edie Falco

* LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek: Had one made about her life. Kristen Wiig played the fictional actress who played her.
* PutOnABus
** TheBusCameBack: In the season 2 finale.

!!Elisa Pedrera
->'''Played By:''' SalmaHayek

* BuxomIsBetter: Played by one of the trope's patron saints.
* DerailingLoveInterests: Ooo boy.
* FakeNationality: Puerto Rican, played by a Mexican.
* HospitalHottie
* MsFanservice
* PortmanteauCoupleName: Jalisa with Jack.
* PutOnABus
** TheBusCameBack: Makes a cameo in the finale, appearing so she can [[spoiler:join in a threesome between Jack and Nancy]]. Apparently [[spoiler:it was so good it turned her British]].
* {{Yandere}}: She [[spoiler:killed]] her husband because she thought he was cheating on her.

!!Nancy Donovan
->'''Played By:''' JulianneMoore

* BettyAndVeronica: Betty to Jack's Archie and Avery's Veronica.
* TheCameo: Appears for the finale during Jack's quest for happiness and meaning. [[spoiler:It involves getting into a threesome with Jack and Elisa]].
* HollywoodNewEngland: Some of her characteristics--including her accent, sports fandom, and attitude towards marriage--are almost ludicrously stereotypically Boston Irish.

!!Avery Jessup
->'''Played By:''' Elizabeth Banks
Jack's second wife
* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten
* ClingyJealousGirl: At times she gets jealous of Jack's relationship with Liz, which is the very definition of platonic.

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[[folder: Others]]

!! Dr. Leo Spaceman

* AmbiguouslyEvil: He is extremely sinister. Becomes less ambiguous when it is all but stated that he killed his wife.
* BackAlleyDoctor
* DrFeelgood: He's introduced as this to Tracy.
* InNameOnly: He's legally required to put quotation marks around his title of "Doctor".
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: Everyone but Tracy pronounces it sp'TCHEM-in.
* TheQuisling: Served as a doctor in the First Gulf War. On the Iraqi side.
-->'''"Dr." Spaceman''': You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished. Now, I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people in Operation Desert Storm. I actually wrote a report on it, but the commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam. Kooky times!
* WorthlessForeignDegree: He got it from the Ho-Chi Minh School of Medicine.

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