''Actually, I'm a Wotch...''
The main protagonist of the webcomic.
* ChaoticGood: As the Wotch, she's the AnthropomorphicPersonification of Chaos.
* [[spoiler:PowerMakesYourHairGrow: During her UnstoppableRage.]]
* [[spoiler:UnstoppableRage: When she does this, it's so powerful that it makes tornadoes and thunderstorms appear in other webcomics' universes.]]
''Don't come back till you regain your sanity!''
''I'm too female to die!''
* GenreSavvy: ''and how''.
* HeroesWantRedheads: taken UpToEleven.
!!Samantha "Wolfie" Wolf
''My parents would be so paranoid that I might get found out. I guess I was frustrated and lonely.''
A female wrestler who is part of a werewolf clan.
''I suppose this is what one calls a blessing in disguise.''
Wolfie's best friend turned [[WereCat werecat]].
!!Mingmei Wu/Professor Sorgaz
Initially one of Anne's school teachers, but when her personified anger becomes enraged with him she uses an "instant anime girl" spell on her which had been developed by an semi-inept otaku wizard. Due to a misunderstanding Anne's personified joy then innocently altered Sorgaz's mind to fit the new body. Later after getting the memories back decides to merge the personalties to to take advantage of her renewed youth as it turned out Sorgaz's life was rather lonely.
* [[BlackLikeMe Asian Like Me]]
* GenderBender (permanent)
The previous Wotch.
* LawfulGood: Debatably LawfulNeutral...but DEFINITELY GoodIsNotNice.
* FreudianExcuse: Had her own team once. Something happened.
* MoralityPet: Her familiar, a phoenix named [[PunnyName Arizona]].
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Given what she did to Ivan.
!!The Soldiers of [[LaResistance the Resistance]]
* HeroAntagonist: She's out to destroy the Wotch to save the world, but only because she misunderstands the relationship between her and Xaos.
The main antagonist of the webcomic.
* LawfulEvil: As the Worlock, he's the AnthropomorphicPersonification of Order.
* NonindicativeName: His name is pronounced like "Chaos".