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[[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickTheOrderOfTheStick The Order of the Stick]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickTeamEvil Team Evil]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickTheLinearGuild The Linear Guild]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickTheOrderOfTheScribble The Order of the Scribble]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickAzureCity Azure City]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickGreyskyCity Greysky City]] | '''The Empire of Blood''' | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickNorthernLands Northern Lands]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickAnimalCompanions Animal Companions]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickDivineBeings Divine Beings]] | [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickOthers Others]]

Beware '''MASSIVE''' spoilers.

->''Gladiators WILL fight! Prisoners WILL die! And you WILL be distracted from our brutal oppressive regime until Saturday!\\
'''ALSO: [[BreadAndCircuses Bread! Circuses!]]'''''
-->-- [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0741.html poster]] announcing special mid-week games in Bleedingham

[[folder:In General]]
* AllCrimesAreEqual:
** No papers means prison for life. Don't worry, you'll be in the gladiator arena -- your sentence shouldn't last too long.
** The Dewey Decimal system is ''strictly'' enforced.
** Thog got sent to the gladiator arena for ''public urination.''
* AllThereInTheScript: [[https://twitter.com/RichBurlew/status/435651746556149760 According to]] [[WordOfGod Word of the Giant]] on Website/{{Twitter}}, Tarquin's adventuring party is called the "Vector Legion".
* TheEmpire: Empire of Blood.
* EqualOpportunityEvil: The Empire employs humans, kobolds, and lizardfolk indiscriminately.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: The villain variant is a major theme here, as each of the leaders of the three desert empires, from Malack on down to Tarquin is dangerous enough on his own for their defeat to be the object of a major quest. This applies especially strongly since it's repeatedly hinted that the Order will eventually have to deal with them, but cannot do so until their quest against Xykon is finished.
* GladiatorGames: Both a form of entertainment and an important part of the legal system ([[CaptainObvious the punishment part]]).
* GovernmentConspiracy: Not only is the Empress in fact a figurehead and true power in the hands of General Tarquin (who is the ''de facto'' Prime Minister and Head of State) and his High Priest associate, Tarquin secretly rules two ''other'' empires with four ''other'' associates and every war on the continent, including wars between said empires, are ruses designed to make sure that Tarquin and his gang will one day be the only real game in town.
* KangarooCourt: In the Empire's legal system. Whether or not you pissed off the General is more important than your guilt or innocence.
* KentBrockmanNews: As showcased in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0755.html comic #755]], the Empire's newscasters [[StepfordSmiler exchange witty banter with painfully fake smiles]].
* MeaningfulName: This may or may not be the case, but both Elan and Haley meet very close blood relatives here, particularly their fathers. Even more meaningful after we have learned that Malack is a vampire, and what his [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0875.html plans for the future]] are.
* MedievalPrehistory: Civilized humans and lizardfolk with dinosaur mounts.
* MookCarryover: Invoked. When an empire is toppled, its resources and minions go to the conquerors. If the Empress of Blood is taken down, well, the next ruler gets a powerful high priest and competent general for their forces. This keeps Malack and Tarquin employed, and prevents them from ever losing power, as they begin ruling behind the throne of each successive overlord.
* {{Obstructive Bureaucra|t}}cy: The empire runs on red tape about as much as it runs on blood. Just as an example, besides entry papers, a bounty hunter needs a license, a change of address forms for the last three places of residence... and a receipt for the teleportation scroll used (if they don't have an arcane spellcaster registration).
* PleaseSelectNewCityName: The Empire of Blood and its capital Bleedingham have been through many name changes in the past. One of those names was Terrorburg, capital of Tyrinaria.
* StrawmanNewsMedia: As showcased in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0755.html comic #755]], the Empire's newscasters don't go against the regime (or if they do, they will run afoul of the odd ninja death squad).
* ThemeNaming:
** Most of the place names (and other things) have a blood theme:
*** Bleedingham (the Empire's capital)
*** Bloodstone Correctional Facility
*** Bluddy (national mascot)
*** Clotsburg High School
*** Hemorrhage Road
*** Miss Bloodstain pageant
*** Platelet High School
*** [[Series/SesameStreet Sanguine Avenue]] ({{puppet show|s}})
*** Sunrise Bloody Sunrise (bed & breakfast)
** There is also an [[UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill Empire of Sweat and an Empire of Tears]].

!The Vector Legion
A group of mainly LawfulEvil adventurers who have been around since a long time, they've now settled down into prestigious positions and play powerful roles of influence in the Western continent. They're "led" by Elan's father General Tarquin, though they don't adhere to his authority seriously and he's only considered leader in the sense that it is his master plan they're all following. And given that we know only Tarquin's [[UnreliableExpositor version of the story]], it might not even be his plan.

[[folder:In General]]
* BadassCrew: The fact that they've been able to essentially conquer most of a continent in only a couple of years is a testament to this, and they're no slouches on the battlefield either. Only half of the group (Tarquin, Laurin, and Miron) is needed to [[CurbStompBattle curb stomp]] the entire Order without even breaking a sweat.
* CoolOldGuy: They're all in their older years and definitely old enough to be grandparents. They're all also highly capable and powerful individuals. They're basically older versions of the Order of the Stick.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Between pulling strings of (somewhat) legitimate organizations behind the scenes, an emphasis on putting business before pleasure, and keeping as few people in the loop as possible, everything about the Legion carries heavy undertones of TheMafia. It's cemented by Laurin referring to the group as "this thing we do", similar to how Mafia members in RealLife refer to the organization as "our thing".
* EvilCounterpart: The Vector Legion consists of this toward the Order of the Stick:
** Tarquin is to Elan, being both happy and cheerful individuals with a love of theatrics and knowledge of tropes and story structure. However, Tarquin weaponizes his knowledge to a ruthless degree and he's an egomaniacal ControlFreak unlike the humble Elan. [[spoiler: Furthermore, he's Elan and Nale's father.]]
** Malack is this to Durkon. Both of them are the clerics of the team and serve as the number twos to the leaders. They're also among the more serious members of their team. They're also pretty headstrong at times in what they want to do. Their commonalities as fellow clerics help forge a friendship between them [[spoiler: though it's ruined with the reveal of Malack being a vampire.]]
** Laurin is this to V. Both are powerful magic-users and the "heavy fire" of their teams, though V is a Wizard and Laurin is a Psion. Furthermore, both of them are parents who are fiercely protective of their children and have short tempers and pride issues. Ironically, Laurin is a better parent than V.
** Miron is one to Belkar, though to a lesser degree. Both of them are smartasses with a penchant for giving nicknames to everyone and they're also laid-back individuals with sadistic streaks. They also [[GlassCannon hit hard, but suck defensively.]] Of course, Miron is a spellcaster and certainly more cautious than the impulsive and manic Belkar. Alternatively, Miron can be one to Haley. Both are greedy and money orientated, and Miron does represent a lot of Haley's problems in her arc. In addition, they function as the pragmatic hind mind of their teams, focusing on the simplest solutions that gain the most coin.
** Jacinda is this to Haley despite little being known about her. They are both the Rogues of their team. Furthermore, Jacinda is partnered up with Laurin during their plan, which mirrors the OddFriendship V and Haley have.
** By default, this leaves the Shoulder-Padded Guy with Roy, though not much else is known outside of being dark-skinned sword wielders.
* EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily: The Legion are all quite friendly with one another and do care for one another, even if it doesn't show often with some more than others. They're also all Evil, mainly being LawfulEvil.
* TheManInFrontOfTheMan: The crux of their long-term plan (along with MookCarryover).
* NoNonsenseNemesis: They don't bother with speeches or overly complicated plans like most of the Order's other antagonists, which is a major contributor to why they're so much more dangerous than most of said antagonists. If they want somebody dead, it gets done.
* PragmaticVillainy: Their main rule appears to be "business before pleasure," which makes them an effective team unit, especially in contrast to the Linear Guild's excesses, like RevengeBeforeReason.
* TheTeam: A villainous example of the power of teamwork. See PragmaticVillainy above and VillainousFriendship below.
* VillainousFriendship: Aside from the Order itself, the Vector Legion appears to be the most cohesive group seen so far. This is because they aren't a [[DysfunctionJunction gang of petty and vindictive bullies with chips on their shoulders]] (like the Linear Guild) nor are they [[WeAREStrugglingTogether a group of individually powerful adventurers that hate each other's guts]] (like the Order of the Scribble), nor are they run by an insane lich whose chief lieutenant [[TheStarscream is subverting him at every turn]] and [[spoiler:[[HeKnowsTooMuch is very thorough in cutting off loose ends.]]]] While the Legion all have their own agendas, they have rules in place to ensure these agendas don't lead to too much internal strife, and they seem like very good friends. [[spoiler:Nale found this out [[AvengingTheVillain the hard way.]]]]

[[folder:General Tarquin]]
!!General Tarquin

->''"My son -- making the world safe for tyrannical oligarchy! It's so perfect, I think I'll start implying it was my plan all along."''

->'''Race:''' Human\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Unknown (probably Fighter or Warblade)\\
'''Alignment:''' LawfulEvil

A warlord at the Empress of Blood's service, and extremely GenreSavvy.
* AboveGoodAndEvil: Claims to be this in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0760.html "Realizations & Rationalizations"]]. Though he later [[CardCarryingVillain openly refers to himself as a villain]], so it's hard to tell if he believes it at all. As the story progress it's pretty clear he is too insane to actually have a moral system, he simply believes in narrative role and he takes the villain role.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Labels like "good" and "evil" are just words. Words with many possible [[CharacterAlignment capitalizations]].
* AbusiveParents: He considers even his own children to be pawns in his schemes, and any attempts they make at outside-the-box thinking are met with increasingly brutal reactions. He also corrupted Nale into becoming LawfulEvil like himself, for which Tarquin suffered the consequences [[spoiler:[[TheMoralityMortalityEquation when Nale murdered Malack]].]]
* AndYourLittleDogToo:
** In one of his bigger ([[GenreSavvy and quite deliberate]]) VillainBall moments, he orders his army to kill the Order of the Stick except for Elan and Haley, believing that it will solidify Elan's resolve to one day [[ItsPersonal come back and challenge him]], [[INeedYouStronger forcing him to become more central to the story and competent in the process]]. He's annoyed that instead of a tragic execution, it turns into a climactic battle that makes Roy look like a badass.
** Much more horrifically, he plays this off in [[DissonantSerenity complete calm]] after boarding the ''Mechane'', as noted in a quotation below directed at Elan, followed up directly after by UnstoppableRage.
--->'''Tarquin:''' It has become clear to me now that [[TheOnlyWayTheyWillLearn the only way for you to accept]] your proper role is for me [[ToThePain to utterly crush you here and now]]. So I am going to murder your lowlife girlfriend, burn this ship and everyone on it to ash, and [[ShoutOut chop]] [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack off your hand]]. '''[[SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting THAT]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting IS HOW THESE THINGS ARE]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting DONE!]]'''''
* AnthropicPrinciple: {{Invoked}} and exploited: For a "hero topples the evil empire" plot to work, the evil empire must exist, must have existed for some time, and must be in a position to continue to exist unless the hero topples it. And all that requires that somebody ''rule'' the empire, with all the privileges that come with that position... so why not him?
* AppealToTradition: An unhealthy side to his narrative fixation is his failure to understand how stories have moved on and developed since his day. Notably, Julio Scoundrèl riles him up ''because'' his stories are subversive.
* ArchnemesisDad: A fact that he is ''thrilled'' about, considering his GenreSavvy and [[EvilIsCool personal slant]] [[LoveToHate about heroic stories]].
* ArcVillain: Of Book Five, much to his chagrin, as he refuses to consider himself as anything other than the ultimate BigBad.
* ArrowCatch: Repeatedly. First time he catches Haley's arrow, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0851.html he uses it to stab Belkar.]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0858.html It backfires the second time]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html and the fourth time.]]
* AnAxeToGrind: "I may even get my axe out of storage for the occasion." It's an intelligent, EvilWeapon named Soul Muncher.
* BadassNormal: Takes on the entire Order of the Stick (except V), and while it's not quite a CurbStompBattle it's still decidedly one-sided in his favor. And according to Malack, he isn't even trying. When we see him get serious, he breaks Haley's arm after shrugging off a sneak attack.
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: Permanently disposes of his son, Nale, who was unlikely to be killed by the heroes despite being a thorn on their side.
-->'''Tarquin:''' It's just as well, [[LampshadeHanging he was cluttering up]] [[ThePlotReaper the obvious narrative arc]] [[ItsAllAboutMe between myself and Elan anyway]].
** Also [[DiscussedTrope discussed]] between him and Elan. Elan tries to convince Tarquin to help out against Xykon in a more direct manner, but Tarquin declines because to him, it tends to be "messy" when EvilVsEvil comes into play.
* TheBadGuyWins: Tarquin figures that he has to keep winning until a hero comes along to kill him, and then he will just become a legend. This appears to have been subverted with his actual defeat, which consists of being [[spoiler:dumped off an airship and abandoned in a desert, disregarded as an unimportant distraction from the main plot, which [[{{Pride}} is utterly unbearable for him.]]]]
* BaitTheDog: He initially comes across as so likable and essentially a ReasonableAuthorityFigure, that you'd be forgiven for thinking he's the nice, NobleDemon variety of LawfulEvil. You would be very, very wrong indeed. For example, after Girard's Gate's destruction, where Tarquin reveals he was going to destroy the gate himself and offers to help Elan get to the next one... Only to then reveal he's framed Haley's father for murder after killing Nale, then ordering his soldiers to kill Roy, Belkar, and Durkon so Elan can be TheHero.
* BerserkButton: In short, any affront to his ego. A patron of his wife's tavern grabs her butt? He murders everyone in the tavern. Talk to him like an equal? Frames you for murder. Make him a second-fiddle villain and allow his son to be a ''minor'' character? THAT is the last straw. When Elan defers to Roy ''again'' -- in front of him, no less -- in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0927.html #927]], you can see Tarquin's palpable rage.
* BigBadDuumvirate: ''Technically'' this with Malack in Book Five as the masterminds behind the Empire of Blood, though not in the long run.
* BigBadWannabe: He feels it only fits narrative convention for him to be the main villain for Elan and thus tries very hard to force the set up. Even among his own party, Tarquin is not the leader. Neither Malack, Laurin, or Miron have any interest in doing what he says, they mostly just put up with it because Tarquin's narrative logic assists in their own personal motives, and is quite profitable to boot. He has to cajole and run on a system of favors in order to get them to do anything for him. His military prowess is stated to come from elsewhere in the party. Even Julio Scoundrél only considers him one of his "B-list villains". [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0865.html Lampshaded]] by Durkon when he came up with a plan to push him back. The plan sounds good to stop Tarquin, but he knows it would just be a speed bump for Xykon, who is the real threat.
* BloodKnight: A rather literal example. His initial reaction to being attacked head on by the entire Order sans V?
-->'''Tarquin:''' ''[-[[StageWhisper Magnificent]].-]''
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: He considers the structure of a story to be more important than who or what that structure affects. He even has some idea of what good and evil are but acts evil anyways because he figures that heroes are interchangeable, while ''villains'' are the part of the legend that everybody remembers.
%% TheBluebeard: Unproven trope, and just source of natter, so don't add it back unless confirmed.
* TheBrute: Although he hardly fits the character type, he replaces Thog in this role in the Linear Guild.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Though he is not as scatterbrained as Elan (and possessing a very dark and intelligent serious side that Elan lacks), the two share a gleeful childishness and a passion for [[GenreSavvy narrative conventions]] which borders on the silly. Malack and V briefly bond over how annoying it is to work with someone like this.
* CantKillYouStillNeedYou: Tarquin [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0913.html tries to]] [[InvokedTrope invoke]] this with Nale. Nale was a screw-up who was already marked for death for killing Malack's spawn, so Tarquin sends him to secure Girard's Gate hoping that he'd prove himself a useful ally and could justify not killing him.
* CardCarryingVillain: While refusing to be placed in the ''D&D'' alignment system, he says he is running an evil empire. [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0050.html Also divorces his wife on grounds of being Lawful Evil]].
%%%%%%%%%% "Possesses one." is not context. Why does it matter?
* CarpetOfVirility:
* CassandraTruth: He states that his latest wife died due to "mysterious circumstances", which everyone believes to mean he killed her [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} (except Elan, who thinks it's an actual disease/condition)]]. It turns out she was killed by [[spoiler:V's ''Familicide'' spell]].
* ChekhovsGunman: First seen on page #50, but not again until #722.
* TheChessmaster: As demonstrated in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0758.html "Spins of the Father"]] and on the [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0759.html next page]]. Possibly Averted since we know only the story according to Tarquin and he might very well be an UnreliableExpositor.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: [[WordOfGod The Giant]] notes that this is a big clue that he's not really the leader of his party. The rest of his team act as his [[CloudcuckoolandersMinder minders]], keeping his crazy notions rooted in reality, not as the people who work for him.
* ControlFreak:
** His central motivation is to unite the world (or at least the Western Continent) in accordance with story structure, genre narratives, and tropes:
--->'''Tarquin:''' As I've said before, procedure matters.\\
'''Elan:''' But the safety of the world --\\
'''Tarquin:''' -- is meaningless if everyone is going to run around doing whatever they feel like, without regard for proper story structure. There must be some sense of ''order'' -- personal, political, or dramatic -- and if no one else is going to bring it to this world, I will.
** The fact that Elan persistently refuses to accept what Tarquin views as his role in Tarquin's epic narrative is one of the few things we've seen that has driven Tarquin to pure, naked fury.
--->'''Tarquin:''' I'm sorry, Elan, but you brought this all on yourself. I tried to give you a dramatically significant death scene to swear vengeance over, but you seem to prefer this... this disjointed anarchy. There's no unity of theme here at all!\\
'''Elan:''' Didn't we... already do the scene... where you try to convince me to do things your way?\\
'''Tarquin:''' ''[grabbing Elan, face twisted with rage]'' Yes, and it didn't go right, so we are DOING IT AGAIN. And we will CONTINUE to do it until you understand that it is in your best interest to...
** Also, the only time he has shown anything resembling fear is when he has no idea what will happen next.
* CrazyJealousGuy: Implied to have been this toward his first wife. He promised her he would liquefy everyone in the bar if a patron grabbed her butt again. When someone did, Tarquin proved the threat was NotHyperbole. The marriage ended shortly after that.
* CrazyPrepared: He knows the counters to a great many obscure combat techniques, up to and including [[YouFightLikeACow Dashing Swordsmanship]]. [[JustifiedTrope Granted]], he was a recurring foe of the man who taught Elan.
* CruelMercy: Part of his evil overlord persona is making sure that, no matter how badly some of his victims are hurt, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0929.html "You'll live."]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html It becomes]] an IronicEcho by Elan.
* DarkChick: This is his actual role within his party. His job was to take five powerful evil villains and keep them working together and not making the mistakes normal villains make. Only Tarquin's delusions make him think he's TheLeader, even though their master plan was his.
* DarthVaderClone: Downplayed. He's got the outfit and the references to go with it, but his actions make it brutally clear to Elan that there's no redeeming him. Given [[GenreSavvy what he is,]] most likely {{Invoked|Trope}}. He [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall seems to reference]] ''Franchise/StarWars'' pretty often, and he would most likely know what set of armor would fit his role, in this case, [[BigBadWannabe the final boss of Elan's story]].
* DeconstructedCharacterArchetype: Of the GenreSavvy villain. While it does make him a smart and deadly opponent who can form plans efficiently, he also treats other people as nothing more than plot devices and has a chilling LackOfEmpathy towards those he kills.
* DespotismJustifiesTheMeans: An interesting version. He likes having power, sure. But he mostly wants to be a [[EvilOverlord despot]] because he thinks it's what [[WrongGenreSavvy he]] is ''supposed'' to do.
* {{Determinator}}: He is one tenacious bastard. After the Order tries to escape his whole army's ambush on an ''Allosaurus'', he calls in his favors and his team chases them down on a ''Triceratops'' boosted with wormholes. After they get rid of both the ''Triceratops'' and Tarquin's mage, Tarquin and his psion topple the order by themselves. After TheCavalry show up to save them, the two of them teleport onto the ship to chase them down ''again''. The last part is notable because the entire team had split apart to go recover and get some rest like the conclusion of any arc, and no-one thought about the possibility of them gating ''up into a pirate airship''. And then, when his ride home bails on him and he's hanging off the side of the airship with no allies left, he's ''still'' trying to find a way to remain relevant to the plot.
* DirtyOldMan: He's not above [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0726.html flirting with Haley]] or an [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0742.html attractive female petitioner]]. So far, Tarquin has had no less than nine wives -- and that amount would've been higher if it wasn't for Julio Scoundrél.
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** He murdered every guy in the bar his first wife worked at, then ground them into fertilizer, in response to one of the patrons grabbing her butt.
** He has the bounty hunters sent to their deaths via gladiatorial combat because they joined in on the barrage of ''Franchise/StarWars'' references he just made, and Gannji had the bad sense to reenact the infamous thermal detonator extortion scene with a can of tomato soup for the sake of the joke.
** He has Ian Starshine framed with assassinating an ambassador and announces a reward for his death because of the disrespect Ian treated him with. Tarquin is particularly offended that a lowly thief like Ian spoke to him as an equal, and regards Haley's management of the situation as a test of her worthiness to marry Elan.
* DoWrongRight: Is a big believer in this. Doing things the right way is more important than your reasons for doing them in the first place.
* DragonInChief: Technically, Tarquin is TheDragon to the Empress of Blood (who is herself a ''literal'' dragon), but in practice he's the one who runs things and the populace seems to think of him as their actual leader. Despite his protestations to the contrary, he also proves to be this to Nale in the Linear Guild.
* DramaticUnmask: He ''loves'' doing this. Not just playing it straight either, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0852.html he loves joking about it too]].
* EngagementChallenge: Upon learning that his possibly soon to be daughter-in-law, Haley, is the child of a lowly thief, he decides to see how she deals with her father's FrameUp to test her worthiness.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Despite his tyrannical attitude, he still cares deeply about his family. He legally divorced his first wife due to "irreconcilable differences" (he's a LawfulEvil warlord, she's a ChaoticGood barmaid) and she's still serving drinks on the Eastern Continent. He endlessly dotes on Elan and takes every step to avoid killing Nale. [[spoiler: After he finally brings himself to kill Nale,]] he decides that he needs to be more careful with managing Elan. His former party also seem to be genuine friends, given their reactions to Malack's death. [[WordOfGod The Giant]], pointedly, warns us that this is very misleading. Tarquin, he says, probably believed that he loved his son right up until the moment when he has to choose between letting his son live and relinquishing the least bit of control over his life. Then he (and the audience) get to see what ''really'' matters to him.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Subverted; he casually declares Laurin disintegrating Nale's corpse "perhaps a bit overkill", but ultimately deems it "just as well" in spite of it taking place in the middle of Elan mourning over Nale's corpse.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: While the attraction shown on [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html "Slash Attack"]] is [[FauxYay obviously a put on]], Tarquin is used to men being attracted to him. [[ItRunsInTheFamily His sons inherited his good looks as well.]]
* EvilCannotComprehendGood:
** It caused his divorce because he is lawful evil and his first wife was chaotic good.
** And an argument over a sign with Elan.
--->'''Elan:''' I don't enjoy watching people suffer [[DisproportionateRetribution just because they got the better of me once!]]\\
'''Tarquin:''' You don't? Huh. Weird.
** He also fails to understand why Elan isn't incredibly happy about the fact that Tarquin just murdered Nale in front of him.
** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html "End of the Line"]], Tarquin believes that Elan will save his life to prove the hero is better than the villain. Elan refuses and abandons his father, turning this trope into Evil Cannot Comprehend GoodIsNotDumb. In that same speech, he also claims that Elan hasn't lost anything over the course of the story arc.
* EvilCounterpart:
** To Elan. Unlike Nale, who is an "evil opposite" to Elan, Tarquin is a lot like Elan personality-wise. In fact, Rich Burlew admitted that Tarquin's creation basically followed the line of thought, "take Elan's GenreSavvy and fondness for stories, make him evil and smarter..."
** He also comes across as something of an EvilCounterpart to Roy (which is part of why Elan initially trusts him). Like Roy, Tarquin is a fighter who totally inverts that class's stereotype of being DumbMuscle, and Tarquin's total amorality gives an idea of what Roy would be like if instead of being pragmatic and good, he was just pragmatic. He's also a foil to Roy in fighting style: where Roy relies on BoringButPractical heavy attacks and heavy armor to power through combat situations, Tarquin uses defensive feats and counterattacks to turn his enemies' strengths against them. (His class hasn't been explicitly identified, so he isn't necessarily a single-class fighter either.) He's also best friends with Malack, similar to how Roy is best friends with Durkon.
** Incidentally, he replaces Thog as Roy's counterpart in the latest incarnation of the Linear Guild.
** His subtle machinations and keen political savvy show him as an evil counterpart to Lord Shojo. To elaborate, he rules The Empire of Blood with an iron fist through [[DecoyLeader decoy leaders]] while pretending to be a high-ranking citizen. Meanwhile, Shojo rules Azure City benevolently while letting the high-ranking citizens believe they're TheManBehindTheMan. Lord Shojo is happy to manipulate people from the background while Tarquin [[BigBadWannabe has to be the leader.]]
** He can be seen as an EvilCounterpart to Ian Starshine, Haley's dad; like Ian, Tarquin believes that Elan is a lot more competent, capable and intelligent than he truly is, and both believe that their offspring is the "real" leader of the Order of the Stick, acting as Roy's [[TheManBehindTheMan Bard/Rogue Behind the Fighter]]. The biggest difference, besides their alignment, is Ian Starshine believes Elan is a ruthless evil dictator-in-training, while Tarquin knows Elan isn't.
** After it is revealed that Julio Scoundrèl is an old foe of Tarquin's, the parallels between the two become apparent. Both men have a SilverFox characterization, although Tarquin likes to [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe force women to marry him]], whereas Julio rescued a number of Tarquin's forced brides. Both are also obsessed with genre savvy/genre conventions, although Tarquin takes this farther and with more harm to others than Julio (Elan explicitly considers both a DeliberatelyBadExample). Whereas Tarquin is a LawfulEvil tyrant, Julio is a ChaoticNeutral rogue who hates authority. Julio considers Tarquin (accurately?) to be a second-tier antagonist of his, and Tarquin [[SmugSnake predictably]] feels likewise. Julio being Elan's mentor in becoming a Dashing Swordsman makes him a father-figure in contrast to Tarquin, who is Elan's blood father and wants Elan to become a brooding avenger. Finally, while Julio is just as GenreSavvy as Tarquin, and loves tropes, he enjoys ''defying'' them too (he initially avoids going with Elan due to the MentorOccupationalHazard, but later Elan convinces him that doing a DefiedTrope would be so much more awesome).
** Commentary from the Giant in the "Blood in the Family" book reveal Tarquin is one to Miko Miyazaki in a narrative sense. As Miko obstructed the Order of the Stick despite being completely in tune with their ethics, Tarquin was nothing but helpful [[spoiler:at least in the beginning]] despite being completely ethically opposed.
* EvilFeelsGood: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html As he himself puts it]], when an evil overlord lies dying, he will remember...
-->'''Tarquin:''' [...]that he got to live like a god for three decades! Sure, the last ten minutes sucked, but you can't have everything.
* EvilGenius: A case of PlayingWithATrope. His team's military record is impressive but he's mostly familiar with [[HollywoodTactics the tactics that make for good theater]]. [[WordOfGod The Giant]] has implied that the vast majority of his organization's military talent came from other quarters. His only "genius" is [[GenreSavvy recognizing the narrative conventions at play]] but he has a number of big points incorrect; such as himself as the BigBad when he's only an ArcVillain. [[{{Irony}} Like the estranged son he disdains]], Tarquin's genuine talent and intellect have huge gaping blind spots whenever they intersect with his ego.
* EvilIsCool: {{Invoked|Trope}}, in that he certainly seems to think so (though he does not like to see it in [[AboveGoodAndEvil terms of "good" and "evil"]].)
* EvilIsOneBigHappyFamily:
** Defied. As the villain of his particular story, he has no intention of competing with the other villains out there.
** Played straight with him and the rest of the Vector Legion. They're all Evil and they all care for one another, even if most are exasperated with him.
* EvilIsPetty: He kills a whole tavern full of people because ''one'' of them grabbed his wife's butt, sends the bounty hunters to the arena for trying to get in on ''his'' StarWars joke(s), frames Haley's father for the murder of the Reptilian ambassador for daring to speak to him as an equal, and goes into a VillainousBreakdown because his escaping son is ''[[RailRoading doing it wrong]]''!
* EvilOverlord: His long-term goal is to rule the Western Continent with an iron fist, and he would qualify already if he wasn't TheManInFrontOfTheMan.
* EvilOverlordList: He has read it. [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0766.html In fact, he seems to be trying to standardize it.]]
-->'''Tarquin's Tips:''' We do not have surprise inspections. Ever. Especially not at night, when the other guards have been called away to another event. Those inspectors in front of you? They're intruders. Get them.
* EvilPlan: Conquer a place, rule like an evil overlord, die at the hands of a hero and be immortalized as a fearsome villain in the saga of said hero.
* EvilVersusOblivion: Since he effectively rules nearly a sixth of the continent, he's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0762.html not interested]] in any other villains usurping the ''entire'' world, or worse, blowing it up.
* ExactWords:
** Tarquin offers to send 500 of his troops to "join the battle" between the Free City of Doom and the Empire of Tears, to attempt to get a petitioner to sleep with him. He fails to mention ''which side'' his troops would be on.
--->'''Tarquin:''' Here I was worried all night that you were going to figure it out early. I mean, I thought I made it, like, WAY too obvious, but I guess it all worked out, huh?
** Later, when asked where he managed to obtain a magic carpet, Tarquin says that one of his friends stole it from a man that was very wealthy and owned six others, and that he only missed it for a few seconds. What he doesn't mention is that said friend stole it while the previous owner was riding it and presumably caused him to fall to his death.
* FalseFlagOperation: He and his adventuring partners serve as advisers to the continent's greatest rulers and manipulate them into conquering smaller nations, "liberating" them, and then assimilating them under the guise of protection. This way, Tarquin's six-person party are each the ''de facto'' ruler of one-sixth of a continent.
* FauxAffablyEvil: He initially comes off as cheerful, friendly, and all-around pleasant despite his tendencies towards brutality and petty revenges; but when he's under pressure, the façade snaps. As he tries to separate his life as an evil overlord and his personal life, one corrupts and colors the other.
* {{Foil}}:
** Tarquin's purpose was to take advantage of [[GenreSavvy his knowledge of story tropes]] and keep the villains from killing each other and that he's really a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, albeit a high-functioning one, making him appear to be an EvilCounterpart to Elan... but that's where the similarities end. Elan knows his place in the grand scheme of things, and is [[HumbleHero perfectly content with Roy taking the spotlight with him serving as a supporting role]], while Tarquin is [[{{Pride}} too full]] [[ItsAllAboutMe of himself]] to realize that he's merely providing support for the group.
** More directly, he and Julio Scoundrél throw each other into sharp relief. Both owe their success to weaponizing GenreSavvy, both are locked into their roles by this, both withhold crucial information for plot convenience, and both serve as father figures for Elan. Elan actually works this out in-universe, and ends up deeply disturbed by it. However, when it comes down to it Julio is willing to risk falling victim to story conventions himself when it's time to save the day, while Tarquin is willing to stop the heroes saving the world in the name of making his inevitable defeat a better story.
* FourStarBadass: Conquered eleven different nations over the course of eight months shortly after appearing on the Western Continent -- and was only deposed through the combined efforts of ''twenty-six'' others. His [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0851.html personal combat prowess]] is as impressive as his military savvy. However, most of the military savvy came from elsewhere in his team. He's just a delusional control freak who's convinced himself that he's more important than he is.
* FrameUp: After releasing Ian Starshine, he decides to frame him for some of the crimes he (Tarquin) has committed. (Ian's ''real'' crime, as far as Tarquin is concerned, is daring to speak to him as an equal.)
* GenreBlind: For all his [[GenreSavvy savviness]], for all of his [[TheChessmaster scheming]] and [[GenreSavvy using tropes]] to become the [[EvilOverlord evil general]] destined for a [[FinalBoss one-on-one duel]] with TheHero for the fate of the world, he has one enormous blind spot, which [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html Elan points out]].
-->'''Elan:''' And [[BigBadWannabe you're not the]] ''[[BigBadWannabe real villain]]''.
* GenreSavvy: He is Elan's father and a particularly interesting case. Being GenreSavvy isn't merely something that he ''does,'' like most of the characters in the comic, but the whole basis of his character and ultimately the crux of his motivation. The desire to [[CardCarryingVillain fulfill his role in the genre to the fullest]] drives him. Too bad he's [[WrongGenreSavvy wrong]] about what that role is. One of his main flaws is refusing to admit that the genre has moved on. The story he's in isn't as formulaic as fantasy often was years ago, so many of his predictions are simply wrong.
* GiantFlyer: He uses a pteranodon as mount.
* {{Glamour}}: Tarquin has [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0849.html his armor enchanted with a glamour spell]] that allows it to give the appearance of having another shape and color. He says that for someone who has to change flags as often as he does, it comes in handy by saving him a lot of money on re-enchantment costs.
* AGlassOfChianti: Tarquin [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html keeps several handy]], just for dramatic speeches.
* GloryHound: Everything Tarquin does is to build his legacy, and he is willing to sacrifice anything to that end (though he tries to be [[PragmaticVillainy pragmatic about it]]).
* GodzillaThreshold: Given the way Laurin reacted to it, [[spoiler:calling in his favor with [[PunchClockVillain Miron]] is this.]]
* GoldenMeanFallacy: In Strip [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html #936]] he uses this trope as a last resort. He says he will fund a legion of adventurers with Roy as the DaChief, so Elan can be TheLeader of his own team while still working under Roy.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Everyone gets what they want with this plan!
* GracefulLoser: His reaction to finding out about the Order beating him and Nale to Girard's Gate and destroying it basically boils down to "Good game. Anything I can do to help you find the next one?" This is because the Gate was never seriously a part of his plans; he reacts to Elan rejecting what Tarquin views as his role in Tarquin's grand epic narrative a lot less gracefully.
* GradualRegeneration: Thanks to his Ring of Regeneration.
* HairAntennae: Sports two, just like his two sons.
* HeartIsAnAwesomePower: He legitimately feels that ''Bards'' are wasting their skills, because with their awareness of [[GenreSavvy genre conventions,]] they should be unstoppable.
* TheHeavy: Definitely {{invoked|Trope}}, but unfortunately for him, only during this arc.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: Villain variant; Tarquin recognizes the world is filled with villains seeking total world domination and that any one of them could be a rival to his own bid for conquest. However, he also considers himself to be the BigBad of the Order's story -- in particular, Elan's. The rest of the Order is [[TheyWereHoldingYouBack disposable]].
* HobbesWasRight: His opinion on civic stability. Specifically he thinks that dictatorships inevitably lead to uprisings and coups, and the best way to maintain order in the wake of that is for the true power to be the ManBehindTheMan, who can remain in the regime undisturbed.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Tarquin's fixation with being GenreSavvy leads to his downfall as his plans to force Nale to prove Nale's worth as a valuable asset and Elan to take on his "designated role" as a hero end up with one of Tarquin's closest allies dead and Tarquin's being left alone in the middle of the desert, broken and unaware of what's going to happen next.
* HumanHammerThrow: Tarquin [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0851.html demonstrates his skill at dwarf-throwing]] while disguised as Thog, grabbing Durkon by the beard and spinning in a blur of movement (shown in a rare-for-the-comic top view) before tossing him away inside the ziggurat.
* HumblePie: Receives a ''massive'' slice when Elan lets him fall from the ''Mechane'', causing him to crash into the middle of the desert as a broken mess with no clue of what to do next, or how to even get back home.
* IAlwaysWantedToSayThat: ''Constantly''. The first was the "Elan... I am your father" line.
* IHaveYouNowMyPretty: He "convinced" some of his reluctant previous wives to marry him forcefully, and plans to do the same to Amun-Zora. LoveableRogue Julio Scoundrél saved some of them.
* IKissYourHand: For the charming effect.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0726.html To Haley.]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0742.html To Amun-Zora.]]
* {{Irony}}: What he says at the end of the arc is completely backwards. [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html Elan has lost a lot during the arc.]] His brother is dead, his friend was killed and raised as a vampire, his naivety died, and he realizes that his father is completely irredeemable, among other things. Many of the heroes have marked growth as well. From both a subjective and objective point of view, the ending to the arc can be considered very satisfying and the team has enough closure to put off taking out Tarquin for the "sequel". If anything, Tarquin lost MORE than anyone else during the arc. He lost his wife, a lot of resources including an entire army squad, he spent the favor that Miron owed him, he lost the Gate and the chance to study it to Laurin (though that may have saved his life), he has lost both his sons and his best friend, and now has an entire resistance organized against him ([[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0941.html running with a very decent plan that they got from ELAN]]). Despite this it seems that he is the ONLY character that had no real growth besides a VillainousBreakdown. No word yet as to whether that will make him wise up and become more savvy for the future, though.]]
* IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow:
-->'''Tarquin:''' ... So they went back to their quarters to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0740.html give their pet orangutan a bath?]]
* ItsAllAboutMe:
** Tarquin doesn't "get" that his horrible deeds could bother anyone, whether it is good-aligned people he interacts with, or sometimes, even the victims of those same deeds. He's basically a sociopath who can be a nice guy to others when things are going his way, and takes badly to people who act against him.
** He also tends to assume that ''any'' odd plot development is about him unless proven otherwise. He's obsessed with the idea of a narrative that stars himself as the villain and Elan as the hero. As they both have noted, he treats his sons Nale and Elan like nothing more than pieces of that narrative. He also is willing to try to kill off most of the Order, jeopardizing the world's freedom (best case) or existence (worst case) to improve his story's structure. In fact, he clearly considers himself to be the main villain of the story, dismissing "Zyklon" as a mere "sub-boss"; a little side-quest that Elan can undoubtedly resolve by himself since he's '''his''' son. To top it all off, when the arc finishes Tarquin rants about how there's no sense of closure and how nothing's changed... when in fact this arc has the biggest CharacterDevelopment for most of the Order.
--->'''Julio Scoundrél:''' I think that's half your problem, T-- You always think everything that happens is about '''''you'''''!
** He also thinks he's a natural, charismatic leader, but it's actually the opposite. In order for Malack, Laurin and Miron to do what he asks, he essentially has to either ''bribe'' them or call in favors. Malack is the most loyal simply because Tarquin promised him the biggest prize: leadership of the Empire of Blood after he's dead -- and Malack has no problems waiting.
* JustTheFirstCitizen: Officially, he's just a general.
* JustToyingWithThem: When he goes up against all of the Order's melee fighters at once he holds back just to enjoy the fight, which Malack calls him on. He still comes close to taking them out regardless.
* KickTheDog:
** Not that it wasn't there before, but pages [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0756.html #756]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0757.html #757]] go a long way in proving that underneath all his [[AffablyEvil affability]], Tarquin is a monster.
** Page [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0759.html #759]] [[MoralEventHorizon is what finally convinces Elan beyond a shadow of a doubt]].[[invoked]]
** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html #763]] he explains to Elan that his death would inspire other villains, and that even if Elan kills him, his last thoughts would be that he got three decades worth of being a god and that only the last ten minutes sucked.
** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0913.html #913]] he kills his own son by stabbing him in the chest with a dagger without blinking an eye after being rejected by Nale for the final time.
** Just two strips later, he reveals he's had Ian Starshine framed for challenging his beliefs as though they were equals.
** And [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0916.html after that,]] he sends his own personal army to attack Roy for no other reason than that Elan telling him that Roy's their leader instead of him as well as the best hero, leading him to believe he was ruining his son's heroic potential, setting the course for a far less impressive story.
** Played for laughs when he plans to [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0916.html punch a bunny in front of Elan's face]] at a later confrontation.
* KnifeNut: Even though Tarquin has a wide variety of weapons at his disposal, for the most part he likes to use a psionic dagger the most.
* LackOfEmpathy: An incredible lack of it to anyone outside of his inner circle. Even in it, you aren't exempt. He tells Malack he's sick of hearing about his dead children and to man up to work with Nale. On the other hand, when Malack later points out he's being a hypocrite regarding how he's treating their respective families, he apologizes and agrees not to do it again. To hammer the point home, he tries to kill Roy and the others so that Elan can become a brooding avenger who will have a climactic battle with him.
* LastSecondChance: In spite of Nale's rebellion, and the fact that he murdered Tarquin's best friend, Tarquin offers Nale one last chance to reconcile. Nale rejects it and dies at Tarquin's hands.
* LaughablyEvil: His obsession with plot devices results in a lot of amusing dialogue, but at the same time, it causes him [[LackOfEmpathy to see people as nothing more than actors]] in his preferred narrative.
* LawfulEvil:[[invoked]] He's lawful because of his obsession with "imposing" order on the world, including a desire to ''force'' the messy chaos of reality to follow the outline of a neat, well-organized story and his wish to conquer a continent and rule it with an iron fist. The evil comes from the fact that he tends to see people as mere characters in a story rather than people; disposable characters, at that.
* LawOfNarrativeCausality: Follows this ''in-universe'', and feels obliged to execute anyone who threatens to derail the Narrative (or what he ''thinks'' the Narrative is).
* LukeIAmYourFather: Invoked, but ultimately subverted. Although, he was looking forward to making this kind of revelation.
* LukeYouAreMyFather: Elan and Nale's father, to be precise.
* MadeOfIron: Survives a fall from an extreme height, notable because this is [[spoiler:how ''Roy'' died]]. It helps that he's an very high-level character with plenty of levels in a fighting class. And that he didn't [[spoiler:get hit by a (possibly maximized/empowered) Meteor Swarm]] before [[spoiler:he fell]].
* MakeItLookLikeAnAccident: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html Tarquin lost his last wife to "mysterious circumstances."]] At first that familiar term seems like the use of this trope... but it's {{subverted|Trope}}, because she genuinely ''did'' die in mysterious circumstances thanks to [[spoiler:V's use of Familicide]].
* TheManInFrontOfTheMan: He's not ''technically'' in charge, but he and Malack are clearly the brains behind the Empress of Blood. They're also behind the rulers of two other empires to boot.
* ManipulativeBastard: He's honest about it. He'll manipulate people into doing what he wants, but by making people do things they would probably do anyway, while he's the one pulling their strings. For example, he tries to help Elan find the next gate because it's in his interest to keep them out of the hands of other {{Evil Overlord}}s; he's helping the heroes, but he's also making them dependent on him.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Nale, please, I'm trying to manipulate your brother into tacitly accepting my authority.
* MeaningfulName: The name "Tarquin" calls to mind either [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarquin_the_Proud Rome's tyrannical last king]] or his [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sextus_Tarquinius rapist son]], both of which are fairly apropos for this Tarquin. Also, Tarquinia was an Etruscan city where some of the early Kings of Rome (before the establishment of the Roman Republic) were from. However, despite the plethora of ''Star Wars'' jokes when he was introduced, there's no connection to Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin.
* {{Metaphorgotten}}:
-->'''Tarquin:''' You can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others.
* MetaphoricallyTrue: A lot of what Tarquin says is truthful, but he's especially fond of ExactWords. For example, he tells Elan that the previous owner of the flying carpet "only missed it for a few seconds." -- which was the time it took him to hit the ground.
* MoodSwinger: He can switch from patient explanation to furious assault and back again, literally from one panel to the next.
* MoralMyopia: Cares very little for people not friends or family. If a family member proves to be dedicated to being a hindrance to Tarquin's plans rather than being an asset he can control, he isn't about to hesitate offing them either. In his mind, they are "side characters".
* MultilayerFacade: He disguises himself as Thog wearing a helmet. When Roy tries to unmask him, underneath is another mask [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments with the word "Nope!" written on it.]]
* MultiMeleeMaster: While most ''D&D'' fighters would pick a weapon and stick with it, since Tarquin is CrazyPrepared, he's mastered a lot of different weapons. He's utilized the widest arsenal of melee weapons of any character to date, including [[CoolSword a longsword]] [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe with a shield]] (in a flashback), [[KnifeNut a dagger]], [[AnAxeToGrind a greataxe]] and [[WhipItGood a whip]]. He also borrows Roy's greatsword during the battle in the desert.
* MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning: It hasn't happened yet, but he's revealed that this forms the core of his EvilPlan. He will be immortalized in the story of the hero who kills him and this will inspire a new generation of villains.
* NarrativeCausality: A great believer in [[GenreSavvy the trends in stories]] (a trait that Elan has inherited).
* NerdInEvilsHelmet: He can't go for long without making a ''Star Wars'' joke or some casual troping.
* NervesOfSteel: Rarely loses his cool even when faced with the Order of the Stick (minus V).
* NeverMyFault: Insists that Elan is forcing him to slaughter the Order by not abiding by "proper narrative structure".
* NotSoDifferent:
** Although he deplores Nale's ego-driven behavior because it makes him a less effective villain, he falls for the same trap as Nale: believing that Elan is (or at least ''should be'') TheHero when he's actually the PluckyComicRelief, and then having a VillainousBreakdown when things [[WrongGenreSavvy don't go the way he had planned.]] He also denounces Nale as one of Elan's B-list villains, while Julio Scoundrél [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0938.html considers Tarquin one of his B-list villains]].
** He's also this for Elan. He's infuriated that Elan happily accepts his role as a second-stringer who uses his GenreSavvy to help his team rather than using them to be the team's leader. Thing is, Tarquin himself is apparently a second-stringer whose primary use to his team is his Genre Savvy -- he's just too egocentric to accept it.
* NotSoStoic: He starts [[VillainousBreakdown losing his cool]] as the Order continues to one-up him and evade his attempts to kill Roy.
* NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist: Claims to be a WellIntentionedExtremist to Elan. He's an EvilOverlord, but the people will be better off without the constant wars and regime changes. Considering what he intends to let Malack do after he is gone, all for a bigger statue, he really doesn't have anyone else's best interests in mind. He just wants to build and run (three) [[TheEmpire Evil Empire(s)]] because his [[CloudCuckoolander eccentric worldview]] demands that he do so for (what he thinks is) Elan's story. Anything and anyone outside of that specific context is, at best, irrelevant to Tarquin.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: As shown in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0818.html "Also, the Desert Is Dry"]], it's clear he knows Elan, Haley and Vaarsuvius are secretly working together with Roy, Belkar and Durkon.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Better to look the fool than be one.
* OffhandBackhand: With a dagger, to stop Nale from escaping.
* OffingTheOffspring:
** After a climactic battle on the rooftop, Elan assumes his father is going to finish him off, and requests to be stabbed in one of the "less hurty organs." [[DefiedTrope Tarquin just helps him to his feet]] and tells him that he's not going to stop loving his son because they have different ideologies.
** Later, Nale believes that his father is willing to let Malack kill him once Nale has outlived his usefulness so Nale preemptively kills Malack to avoid this. When he rejects his father's offer to reconcile, it leads to his death at Tarquin's hands anyway.
* OldMaster: Is old enough to be a grandpa. Still is able to take on the entire Order of the Stick, minus V, with absolutely zero magical abilities save his gear.
* OrcusOnHisThrone: This is how Nale sees him, and it pisses him off to no end, as he feels that Tarquin has more than enough power to conquer the world and can't get it through his head why his father has no desire to.
* OverlyPrePreparedGag: According to Malack, he's always willing to go the extra mile for a punchline, which is confirmed a few times, notably [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat him waiting forever to say the line,]] "Elan... I am your father!"
-->'''Tarquin:''' Totally [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0852.html worth wearing a mask under my helmet for two days.]]
* OverprotectiveDad: Now that he knows that his hero son turned out pretty well, he can't just have anyone of lowly stock marrying him, and frames Haley's father for the murder of the ambassador of Reptilia partly to see how she handles the situation as a test of her worthiness.
* PetTheDog:
** Despite being a vicious warlord, he's still willing to have a day of bonding with his long-lost son. Unlike Elan, however, readers get to see the true nature of the façade.
** He admits that because of how Elan turned out, Nale's upbringing is his fault.
** The [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html first display of blatant homosexuality]] in the comic ([[FauxYay though very obviously BS to try and keep secret]]), and Tarquin just tells the "admirer" that he's engaged.
** Roy convinces him to release Ian Starshine from prison. {{Subverted|Trope}} later on when he frames Ian for murder.
** He gives a genuine apology to Malack when he gets called out on toying with the Order of the Stick just to see how good Elan is, after having forced Malack to work with his children's murderer.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Though he's charming to women in general (Haley, being his son's paramour gets nothing more than [[IKissYourHand a kiss on the hand]], and later notes that he's rather attractive), his actions towards women he desires that ''aren't'' receptive to his attentions are repulsive. Haley figures out it's him pretending to be Thog because he stops to tell a casually sexist anecdote in mid-battle. His opinion of Haley takes a nosedive when he learns who her father is. "Now that I know you come from such lowly stock..."
* PragmaticVillainy:
** Has no desire to outreach his grasp, knows the difference between family and philosophy, and is even willing to help the heroes prevent world domination. [[GenreSavvy This last one is because that would interfere with his regional domination.]] This makes him a wonderful {{foil}} for Nale, who is ''crippled'' by his [[ItsAllAboutMe gigantic ego]].
--->'''Tarquin:''' Remember, Nale: Who knows that you know is as important as knowing it in the first place.\\
'''Nale:''' But you look like a fool for being ignorant!\\
'''Tarquin:''' So what? Better to look the fool than be one.
** He refuses to work with Thog, citing a dislike of working with "loose cannons". Smart move -- for all his lovably dim charm, Thog was one of the reasons the Linear Guild were borderline {{Harmless Villain}}s.
** In #912 it's revealed that he intended to destroy Girard's Gate himself after studying it rather than using it to TakeOverTheWorld or something, because he figured that Nale's plan to control it had too many holes, and that he probably wouldn't be able to get anything out of having the Gate anyway. Nale, naturally, is incredulous.
--->'''Tarquin:''' Honestly, Nale, that "{{plan}}" of yours had way too many moving parts. A Gate, an abomination, a ritual, and you don't even have the ritual but a friend of a friend does? We were never in any position to realistically pull that off. I would have preferred to secure the area and study it for a bit first, but--\\
'''Nale:''' You pompous buffoon! Do you have any idea how much power--\\
'''Tarquin:''' Power I can't access is no power at all.
** On the other hand, he's willing to throw away the lives of many of his soldiers just to motivate Elan to step up as the hero. His former party members aren't willing to waste their own time and resources indulging Tarquin unless he gives them compensation in favors. This is justified, though -- just two strips ago [[spoiler:he killed his own son for completely disavowing him and murdering his best friend, and Malack is too dead to rein him in]]. The Giant has noted that Tarquin has become a very different person from strip #913 onwards.
* PsychopathicManchild: In direct contrast to Elan's common naïveté about reality for anything but how a story generally works, Tarquin is ruthless and pragmatic most of the time, but his entire view of how people think is based upon how ''he'' and a ''story'' revolving around him would think or act. He doesn't work "with" a story, but tries to impose his own interpretation of it upon said story, to the point of murder and {{railroading}}. Instead of letting the Order eventually return to his dictatorship, he forces them to remain in the desert near the Empire of Blood like a little boy who refuses to do anything unless it is done ''his'' way when ''he'' wants it to happen, and no sooner or later than that.
* RageBreakingPoint:
** [[PlayingWithATrope Downplayed]] in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0913.html strip #913.]] He's given his children every chance to clean up their acts -- Nale to be more intelligently Evil and Elan to be more proactively Good -- but when [[spoiler:Nale not only confesses to killing Malack, but boasts he's an UngratefulBastard, Tarquin [[TranquilFury calmly]] drives a dagger into his heart with nothing save a DisapprovingLook. Some readers doubt there was any fury at all.]]
--->'''Tarquin:''' What did you think the price for [[spoiler:killing my best friend]] was going to be? Really, Nale, you would have been dead years ago if it weren't for my protection.
** Things ''really'' take off in the aftermath, however, when [[spoiler:Elan becomes every bit as determined to reject him, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0916.html resulting]] in Tarquin trying to kill all Elan's friends to increase his importance, and ultimately degrading into [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0934.html rabid screaming and flailing]] that makes him a ''lot'' easier to defeat.]]
* {{Railroading}}: Attempts to force Elan into what Tarquin perceives as his (Elan's) proper narrative role by any means necessary, up to and including attempting to brutally murder the rest of the Order of the Stick because he believes they are overshadowing Elan.
* ResemblanceReveal: When he pulls off his helmet, it is immediately obvious to Elan, Haley, Vaarsuvius and the audience that he's Elan's father, confirming what he just said moments previously. He gets another one later for Roy and Belkar.
* TheReveal: Oh, he ''loves'' these. In addition to the reveals that Tarquin has personally delivered, he has an entire army division trained for "ominous plot-critical reveals".
** He's Elan's father.
** He and Malack are the real powers behind the throne.
** He and his adventuring buddies are the real powers behind the throne of the three biggest empires in the Western Continent, and they're playing a three-way con to absorb the rest.
** One of the aliases used by Tarquin's ever-changing empire was Tyrinaria, which means he is responsible for the unfair arrest of Ian Starshine, Haley's father.
* ReverseArmFold: Very fond of this pose, as a military man of great patience and understanding.
* RingOfPower:
** He never leaves home without a Ring of Regeneration.
** He also owns a Ring of True Seeing which was a birthday present from his departed wife.
* SanitySlippage: Tarquin has been steadily growing more unhinged over the Order screwing up his plans and Elan defying Tarquin's attempts to railroad him into being the hero of his narrative. The loss of Malack contributed to this, as the vampire's main role in their association was to rein him in.
* ScarpiaUltimatum: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0757.html Strip #757]] makes it fairly clear that his seduction of Captain Amun-Zora from the City of Doom are more like threats. The same comic reveals that he "convinced" previous brides to accept him through ColdBloodedTorture and will likely be doing the same to Amun-Zora.
* SecretTestOfCharacter: Tarquin gives one of these with Nale regarding his feud with Malack; prove yourself too useful to kill by leading the securing of Girard's gate. Nale fails miserably on two accounts; first the mission itself and playing the role of a sidekick to Tarquin.
* ShouldersOfDoom: His regular armor sports them because he is a general and (in his mind) the most important villain.
* SilverFox: Haley sees him as evidence that Elan will still be attractive in his old age.
* SmugSnake: While considerably more intelligent and competent than Nale, his GenreSavvy image is little more than a veneer, as considering his obsession with "proper" story structure (and subsequent fury when things don't go the way he thinks they're "supposed" to) combined with a ''hugely'' inflated sense of his own importance in the grand scheme of things (he thinks he's the BigBad when he's really no more than an ArcVillain) as well as the [[VillainousBreakdown petulant, childish tantrums]] he flies into when events don't go exactly as he wants them to, point to this trope.
* SmugSuper: He won't shut up about his martial superiority. The difference with the SmugSnake is that he can back some of his boasts up, as shown when he fought the entire party (sans V) single-handily, and when he was within an inch of defeating them alongside Laurin before Julio intervened.
* TheSociopath: He doesn't view anyone as anything more then assets to be used or plot-elements in the grand tale of Tarquin. Friends and family get more sympathy, but he still killed Nale with little remorse when this particular character refused to have anything to do with him or his schemes. He also shows an oft-overlooked trait of Antisocial Personality Disorder, that of irrational behavior, as shown in his entry under PsychopathicManchild. He refuses to listen to the reasoning of his friends that it would be easier to just wait for his son to come back or off the rest of the Order in some other fashion, and his goal is shown to be a sick fantasy produced by his deluded mind, rather than the grand scheme of an EvilOverlord with a true vision.
* SoProudOfYou: He's very happy Elan didn't turn out like his brother did, but for rather off reasons:
-->'''Tarquin:''' Your brother was [[ComplexityAddiction a disorganized buffoon]] who cared more for [[DisproportionateRetribution satisfying his own ego]] than any realistic plan for world domination. All he ever cared about was that [[CardCarryingVillain everyone knew]] ''[[CardCarryingVillain he]]'' [[CardCarryingVillain was the victor]], even when the situation [[PragmaticVillainy called for keeping a low profile]].
* SoreLoser: Though it's hard to tell (he has a broad view of "winning"), when he feels like he's losing, he suffers a VillainousBreakdown in an attempt to bring everything back to what he feels is the proper course. Elan refusing to be TheHero sends Tarquin into a cold rage, where he does everything in his power (''starting'' with throwing an army at the problem) to kill off Roy and force Elan into his "proper" role.
* SpikesOfVillainy: His helmet and shoulderpads have spikes, as befitting of his well-groomed EvilOverlord look.
* TheStoic: Tarquin rarely shows any emotion at all, and when he does it's nothing more than a smile or AngryEyebrows. It makes it unclear exactly how much he cares for his sons and his former adventuring party.
* StoneWall: His fighting style is based on defending against enemy attacks and counterattacking. Which leads him to break Haley's arm when she literally stabs him in the back with her knife.
* TheStrategist: {{Defied}}. Believes himself to be the source of both military and political long-term brilliant plans. He's not. His real contribution to his group's plans of conquest, besides his considerable personal fighting prowess, is simply pointing out the clichés that always lead to the failure of other Overlords. Being a master strategist is just something he convinced himself of.
* StrongFamilyResemblance: He looks like his sons, but with gray hair. Haley is pleased by this, because it means Elan would be just as attractive in forty or so years.
* StuffedIntoTheFridge: At first he was willing to put up with Haley, but post-VillainousBreakdown Tarquin flips out and declares that everyone in the area, including Haley, would now be killed in front of Elan to force him down the "proper" narrative path.
* SweetAndSourGrapes: His [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html interpretation]] of ruling an empire; though it's inevitable that some random hero will eventually kill him for his countless crimes, he ''still'' gets to have whatever he wants whenever he wants it until then. And if he does it [[RuleOfDrama stylishly]] enough, he'll be immortalized in epic song afterwards. Win/win.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Somewhere between "villain of the week" and "good triumphs over evil," there's a sweet spot where guys like me get to rule the roost for years. As long as I go into this accepting the price I may eventually pay, then '''I win''' -- no matter what actually happens.
* TautologicalTemplar: Tarquin ''utterly refuses'' to accept that the Story could be anything other than a grand battle between him and Elan over the Western Continent. When confronted by the fact that Elan is ''not'' the hero, he [[InsaneTrollLogic feels that Elan has given him no choice but to kill off all Elan's friends and allies to give him the proper motivation]].
* TheyWereHoldingYouBack: At first, he wrongly believes that Elan is the leader of his adventuring party. He later notices that Elan doesn't take the lead in battles, and Elan reveals that Roy is the leader. Wanting his son to reach his full potential rather than risk becoming a side character, Tarquin orders Elan's teammates killed.
* TinTyrant: He usually wears a helmet, so that he can pull off TheReveal when necessary.
* ToughLove: He believes that Elan has the makings of a terrific hero but is holding himself back by playing second fiddle to Roy. If he has to kill Roy in front of Elan in order to motivate his son to reach his full potential, then so be it.
* {{Troperiffic}}: Intentionally, so that he'll be remembered. It's working, judging by the [[EntryPimping number of trope pages he's either quoted or pictured on]], including WhatIsEvil, FightSceneFailure, BreadAndCircuses, MultilayerFacade, and (when it was a trope) Dangerously Genre Savvy.
* TrueCompanions: Despite all his machinations, he considers his old adventuring party to be friends whom he values beyond their skills or place in his grand narrative. He even considers Malack to be his best friend and kills Nale when he learns that the latter murdered him and rejected all forms of reconciliation.
* UnreliableExpositor: It is safe to say that any flashback narrated by Tarquin is off by a few details. Firstly through his fondness for ExactWords and leaving crucial elements out, and secondly as a result of his personal delusions. For example, the fact that he's presenting himself as the leader of his adventuring party, when in truth his teammates tolerate him at best as long as it is in their interest, and he has to haggle for favors with them when it isn't the case.
* TheUnreveal: Not as far as the readers are concerned since we already know who he is, but as far as the Order is concerned... Tarquin disguises himself as Thog when battling them. It quickly becomes clear to the Order that he isn't who he claims to be because the fighting style is different, but when Roy tries to remove Tarquin's helmet, underneath is a mask (with a humiliating response written on it to boot). Defied in that Roy and Elan figure out who he really is after their second battle.
* UriahGambit: When his troops invades the Free City of Doom, he makes sure that one of the casualties is the husband of the woman he wants to bed.
* UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans: He claims that the natives of the Western Continent are better off under a few big oppressive empires than they were under smaller countries and nation-states that were always at war with each other. Given that he plans to hand off control to Malack who will [[spoiler:sacrifice 1000 people a day]], all he'll be doing is [[DystopiaJustifiesTheMeans replacing chaotic slaughter with an organized one]].
* VillainousBreakdown:
** He starts to lose his cool upon seeing Elan embrace his role as the support for his team instead of being the leader in #927. Notably this is the first time in comic he genuinely looks ''angry''. He follows this up in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0930.html #930]] by abandoning his GenreSavvy trappings and pride in his son's use of plot in favor of attempted {{Railroading}} of Elan's role in the Order of the Stick.
--->'''Elan:''' [[LampshadeHanging Didn't we...]] [[ThisIsThePartWhere already do the scene]]... where you try to convince me to do things your way?\\
'''Tarquin:''' [[ShutUpKirk Yes, and it didn't go right, so we are DOING IT AGAIN.]] And we will CONTINUE to do it until you understand that it is in your best interest to... listen to my...
** He gets ''way'' worse after Elan and the Order escape to the ''Mechane'' and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0934.html Laurin wormholes him aboard]]. See AndYourLittleDogToo above.
** The arc basically ends with him standing in the middle of the desert, having been thrown off the ship, ranting and screaming for Elan to come back to finish the "plot" ''this instant'', because without a sense of closure he has no idea what to do next.
* VillainousFriendship: This appears to be the case with Tarquin's whole adventuring party -- his extensive ploy for the Western Continent wouldn't work without a remarkable amount of trust and cooperation. The reaction by Laurin to Nale gloating about Malack's death suggests that the rest of Tarquin's party have close, friendly ties to one another. He even openly calls Malack his best friend.
* WeHaveReserves: Played with. When a dinosaur breaks loose from its cage, Tarquin complains that soldiers don't just grow from trees, but when it comes to losing an undead minion in the Draketooths' ziggurat, he dismisses Malack's concern about wasting them.
* WhatIsEvil: He provides the page image.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Labels like "good" and evil" are just words. [[CharacterAlignment Words with many possible capitalizations.]] They're outdated concepts that do nothing but cause conflicts.
* WhipItGood: Tarquin kept a whip with him on his excursion to Girard's pyramid and he puts it to use when he grabs a flying Vaarsuvius with it and flings V into Durkon.
* WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou: If he had his way, it would be more like, "Why did you make me slaughter all your friends, kill your girlfriend in front of you, and then cut off your hand to turn you into a brooding hero?"
-->'''Tarquin:''' And when you are off brooding and healing for our inevitable final duel, I want you to remember one thing: That you '''forced''' me to do this. Just like Nale did.
* WorthIt: Tarquin figures that even though his death as a dictator is inevitable, it will still be awesome until the end.
-->'''Tarquin:''' If I win, I get to be a king. If I lose, I get to be a '''legend'''.
* WorthyOpponent: He sees Roy as this. It's part of why he decides to join the Linear Guild, and in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0863.html strip #863]], he acknowledges that Roy is a "wonderful challenge". He's so impressed that he tries to recruit Roy into his organization.
* WouldHitAGirl: He's tortured women into agreeing to marry him before, and stabs Haley in the back and breaks her arm, although the latter was out of self-defense.
* WrongGenreSavvy: While he's usually the opposite, Tarquin's massive ego has him convinced that he is the BigBad of the story, rather than an ArcVillain. Though he acknowledges Xykon as a threat, he believes that the Order of the Stick's quest for the rifts is merely a side-story compared to his grand conflict with Elan, despite everything pointing to the other way around. He also doesn't see how Elan could be effective unless he's TheHero. He believes the RuleOfDrama to be more effective than a well-prepared team, so that killing Roy, Belkar and Durkon will ''increase'' the chances of the Order stopping Xykon. He also believes that nobody would care about him killing Nale. [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes Sabine]], who does care, promptly informs Vaarsuvius of the Vector Legion's weaknesses, allowing V to act accordingly when their soul returns to their body. Elan finally [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0936.html tells]] Tarquin he's not the villain of the story, gives a brief AndThisIsFor by stating he's not going to rescue him partly because he's not a twin anymore, and abandons him in the middle of the desert without a resolution satisfactory to Tarquin -- which he ''hates''.
-->'''Tarquin: THIS IS A TERRIBLE ENDING!!!'''
* XanatosGambit: Eventually, a hero is going to kill him and he knows and he's happy about it because he'll be immortalized as a legend by the same bards singing songs of his defeat. In the meantime, he'll be living the high-life as a king for X amount of years until that eventuality occurs.
-->'''Tarquin:''' That's the beauty of it all, my son. If I win, I get to be a king. If I lose, I get to be a '''legend'''.
* YouAreWhatYouHate: He frequently mentions that Nale's ego is Nale's FatalFlaw and talks about how he despises that trait and how it holds Nale back, but Tarquin proves himself to be NotSoDifferent when he refuses to accept that he's just an ArcVillain rather than the BigBad, and that his other son is the PluckyComicRelief rather than TheHero. In Tarquin's mind, he and his progeny are obviously far too important to play a mere supporting role; they ''must'' be the center of the story. This causes his legendary GenreSavvy status into becoming increasingly WrongGenreSavvy. The same ego that he despises in Nale is the source of his own VillainousBreakdown.
* YouCantMakeAnOmelette:
-->'''Tarquin:''' You can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others.
* YouCantThwartStageOne: His awareness of this trope forms the core of his whole lifestyle. While a hero will ''eventually'' rise up to oppose him, he gets to live in obscene power and luxury right up to that point. In his view, a more than even trade.
* YouFightLikeACow: He's capable of the same pun-dueling as Elan, and their initial fight goes full ''Monkey Island''.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: An interesting variant. For a very long time, Tarquin was willing to overlook Nale's staggering incompetence and overall detrimental effect on his plans, simply because [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes he was his son and he loved him]]. (Or thought he did, at least.) However, when Nale boasts about killing Malack and then rejects Tarquin's LastSecondChance to reconcile, Tarquin stops treating him like his son and starts treating him as an asset. [[YouHaveFailedMe A pragmatically evil overlord like Tarquin only has one reaction to a useless asset]].
-->'''Tarquin:''' Is that really how you feel? [...] *sigh* As you wish, son.
* YouOweMe: He and his teammates trade favors this way. He sat on a favor Miron owed him for ''twelve years'', and gets Laurin's help by agreeing to help her.

[[folder:Minister Malack]]
!!Minister Malack

->''"Ah, the life of an adventuring cleric. I remember it well. A perpetual struggle to maintain the {{hit point|s}} totals of four or five nigh-suicidal tomb robbers determined to deplete them at all costs."''

->'''Race:''' Lizardfolk ([[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0876.html actually snakefolk]]) Vampire\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Cleric\\
'''Alignment:''' LawfulEvil

A reptilian albino, high priest of Nergal. Spiritual adviser to the Empress of Blood and old adventuring companion of Tarquin. Warning, spoilers are unavoidable below.
* AffablyEvil: Like Tarquin, he can be a very pleasant guy. He even greets Durkon in a friendly and respectful manner, despite their differences in alignment and deities, and proceeds to have a good-natured theological debate with him. [[spoiler:Even ''after'' his vampiric nature is revealed, he tries finding a happy medium with Durkon rather than slaying him outright, and once Durkon clarifies that there can ''be'' no such happy medium, he is genuinely upset. Like Tarquin though, this does not make him nicer, only likable.]]
* AlasPoorVillain: [[spoiler:He is destroyed while trying to avenge his vampire spawn and begging his god Nergal to save him.]]
* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:What happened to the original shaman after being vampirized until Malack was slain, [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?339912-Vampire-question-settled&p=17327934&viewfull=1#post17327934 as is the case with all vampires in the setting.]] However, the High Priest of Hel claims that, after absorbing enough memories or outliving the need for them, the "host" simply sinks into "eternal dormancy," so there's that at least.]]
* AnimateDead: Although he claims to be against that sort of thing, upon finding a room full of mummified corpses he considers it a waste of resources to not animate them as mummies. He's put out when his boss casually uses the "gifts of Nergal" as unliving trap-springers.
* AvengingTheVillain: [[spoiler:Tarquin kills Nale for killing Malack.]]
* BaitTheDog: The revelation [[spoiler:that he's a vampire]] casts a new light on a lot of his earlier comments [[spoiler:about his children]], and give them a much more sinister implication... or, [[StraightEdgeEvil given who he is]], [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes possibly not]]. A later strip takes this way further, [[spoiler:revealing his plans for a future of orderly mass execution as a sacrifice to his god]].
* BashBrothers: [[spoiler:He planned to forge this relationship with Durkon. While vampirizing the dwarf, he mused that he wasn't longing for ''children'' as much as ''siblings'', and believes he and Durkon will make a magnificent team.]]
* BerserkButton: His children were killed by Nale. Needless to say, he doesn't take very well the following sentence once he meets him again:
-->'''Nale:''' Malack. How's the family?
* BigBadDuumvirate: ''Technically'' this with Tarquin in Book Five as the masterminds behind the Empire of Blood, though not in the long run. Not that he cares anyway.
* BlackCloak: Naturally, as a Lawful Evil cleric for a god of Death.
* BoxingLessonsForSuperman: Tarquin taught him martial arts, which combined with his [[spoiler:vampiric super-strength]] makes him even more dangerous up close than your average cleric.
* CloudcuckoolandersMinder: It is made evident extremely early that, as [[OnlySaneMan beleaguered as he is]] by the duty, he tends to get annoyed by Tarquin's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html love for drama]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html by his habit of breaking the 4th wall]].
* CombatMedic: As it turns out, he can not only use his dark magic offensively, [[spoiler:he can use it to heal himself as well.]]
* CommonalityConnection: He and Durkon quickly bond over the life of the adventuring cleric. Also with Vaarsuvius over Elan and Tarquin's sense of drama.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler:Nale removes his protection from sunlight, whilst he's standing in the desert at high noon, in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0906.html comic #906]]. Malack promptly bursts into flames and crumbles to ash, screaming in vain for his god to save him.]]
* DeaderThanDead: [[spoiler:He originally died 200 years ago, and it'd take a 20th-level caster with True Resurrection to even try to bring him back. On top of that, the person it'd brought back wouldn't be truly Malack, since the vampire calling himself Malack is sort of a separate entity, while the lizardfolk shaman who became him was a very different person.]]
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: He can use his [[spoiler:Bolster Undead]] class feature on himself. Tarquin apparently insinuates that [[ADateWithRosiePalms this will lead to his going blind]].
* DragonWithAnAgenda: He is aware he's going to be around far longer than Tarquin or the rest of his party, [[DragonAscendant and wants to rule the unified Western Continent once he's gone]]. However, Tarquin is aware of this, and the only stipulation he had for Malack inheriting his empire is that he gets a bigger statue.
* EnemyMine: With Nale. [[spoiler:It ends with Nale killing him.]]
* EverybodyHatesHades: Insists that deities and clerics of Death should be seen as Neutral by default because they reap both heroes and villain, without stating his own alignment. [[spoiler:Since he is a vampire and therefore canonically Lawful Evil and planning to sacrifice a thousand a day to his god, the point is merely academic.]]
* EvilAlbino: His pale skin is highlighted both by his BlackCloak and the fact that he lives in a desert. [[spoiler:It's not clear if this is a consequence of [[OurVampiresAreDifferent being a vampire]] or not]].
* EvilCounterpart:
** [[spoiler:He joins the Linear Guild just to fill the role of Durkon's counterpart after being persuaded by Tarquin.]]
* TheEvilsOfFreeWill: "Living or dead, we are all of us marching to our orders... It does not matter from whence these orders come, be it man or god. Our place is as an obedient slave to those who command us. Through service, we are rewarded. That is the true natural order."
* EvilVirtues: He's peeved by the idea of treating undead like slaves, and legitimately cared for [[spoiler:his vampire spawn]] and grieved for them.
* FamilyValuesVillain: Just watch him discuss parenthood with Vaarsuvius, pursue vengeance against Nale for the death of his children, [[spoiler:and forcibly turn Durkon into a new member of his vampiric "family" when their moral differences prove insurmountable, and even then he was going to release Durkon from his thrall so they could be "siblings".]]
* FamousLastWords: [[spoiler:"NERRRGHHALLL! SSAVE MEEE!"]]
* FatalFlaw: Malack, regardless of his actual behavior, always feels the need to present himself as "civilized" and "rational". [[spoiler:His "Protection from Daylight" spell, the thing that lets him function in society, has become such a crutch that he's happy to stand in an open desert in broad daylight. Nale, despite being much weaker than him on paper, proceeds to kill him.]]
* FriendlyEnemy:
** When he and Durkon clash, he remains civil and tries to find a happy medium where they can stay friends.
** This is very much averted with Nale, due to the fact that he had murdered his children.
* GameFace: When he reveals himself as [[spoiler:a vampire]], his eyes go from pink to red, his speech bubbles become black and the connectors lose their irregular shape.
* TheGrimReaper: Downplayed. He looks the part and serves a god of Death, but Elan thought he was the real deal when he first met him (and assumed that he had been killed with the rest of the party without knowing it), referring to him as the "lizgreaper".
* HealingHands: With cleric spells.
* HighPriest: Of Nergal, lion-headed god of Death and Destruction.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[spoiler:Turning Durkon and then casting [[DaywalkingVampire Protection from Daylight]] on him took out one of his redundant sources of the spell and made him vulnerable to Nale dispelling it and then taking away the remaining backup.]]
* HPToOne: Or close enough, at least. He uses "Harm" from [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons the source material]] on Nale, and nearly finishes him off with a quickened attack before he escapes to safety.
* IGaveMyWord: [[spoiler:Malack does not finish off Belkar, as per Durkon's final request. Neither does he inform Nale that the Order of the Stick is hiding behind an illusionary wall, though that may just be a way to spite Nale.]]
* ILoveYouVampireSon: [[spoiler:Despite going with "brother" with the vampirized Durkon, he shows him the utmost respect, even though Durkon is currently just a thrall, and does not overtly take advantage of his current place as "master".]]
* IndustrializedEvil: [[spoiler:His ultimate plan for the western continent is to offer a thousand [[HumanSacrifice Human/other sentient Sacrifices]] a day to Nergal. This will be done very efficiently in special chambers designed to harvest their blood for his vampire ruling class.]]
* ItsPersonal: He has a grudge against Nale for killing three of his children. However, Tarquin uses his team's rule of "business before pleasure" to get Malack to put aside his desire for revenge and work with Nale. It crops up again when Tarquin starts toying with the Order of the Stick sans V, instead of simply killing them so Malack can stop having to work with Nale.
* KickTheDog: His ultimate plans for the Western Continent fully cement him on the LawfulEvil part of the wheel. This guy could give most devils a run for their money.
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Nale kills him by having Zz'dtri dispel his ''Protection from Daylight'' ward, causing him to die from the [[WeakenedByTheLight vampire weakness against sunlight]]. Since his body is reduced to ash, there is no way to revive him.]]
* KryptoniteProofSuit: [[spoiler:He has spent a considerable amount of time amassing a large library of divine lore so he could research a ''Protection from Daylight'' spell, which is what makes him a DaywalkingVampire. He casts it every morning, which allows him to move about freely during daytime.]] He's genre savvy enough to keep two redundant sources on hand as well. [[spoiler:Too bad he didn't keep them secret.]]
* LevelDrain: [[spoiler:As a vampire, he inflicts energy drain with his touch as shown in [[WhamEpisode strip #870]]]].
* LikeASonToMe: Brother in this case. He holds Durkon in very high regard, [[spoiler:and outright says, after draining his blood, that it reminded him of consuming his family long ago. As that last part may indicate, this doesn't stop him from killing Durkon and creating a vampire from him]].
* LizardFolk: Of the trope-naming race. [[spoiler:At first glance. His robe hides a lack of legs, putting him rather into SnakePeople such as Yuan-Ti.]]
* MadeFromRealGirlScouts: His preferred blend of bloodwart tea is not made from the herb bloodwort, but from a mixture of blood and warts.
* MagicStaff: He mainly uses it as a walking stick, but it can also be used to cast spells. Malack states he has researched several obscure spells, and he crafted the staff to hold them. However, its design is quite unassuming, and could be confused for a SimpleStaff at a glance.
* ManOnFire: [[spoiler:How Nale kills him, burning up in the sun.]]
* TheMedic: He was the healer for Tarquin's six-person adventuring party back in the day.
* TheMoralityMortalityEquation: [[spoiler:Malack dies because Tarquin was a bad influence to his son Nale.]]
* ANaziByAnyOtherName: The meaningfully-titled strip [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0875.html "Calm, Orderly, and Efficient"]] reveals that Malack plans to take over the Empire after Tarquin's death and expand it further so that he can offer a thousand sentient sacrifices a day to his god. He finds Tarquin's arenas inefficient and plans to develop some kind of "special chamber" to speed things up. [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=14808112&postcount=125 it was an intended reference]] to ''Film/SoylentGreen''. See OutsideContextProblem below for details.
* NobleDemon: He honored Durkon's request to spare his friends [[spoiler:after he killed him.]]
* NotSoStoic:
** [[spoiler:His FamousLastWords are crying out in anguish for his god to save him.]]
* NotUsingTheZWord: While the strip notably does not address the type of SnakePeople he is rather than the LizardFolk he appears to be. This may be because at least one of those likely options, the Yuan-Ti, are [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope copyrighted]].
* ObviouslyEvil: His appearance -- the albino scales, the black cloak, [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast the name]] and [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent the fact he's a lizardfolk]] all point to "EVIL". This has led to suggestions that no-one so obviously evil-looking could actually be evil (which is either GenreSavvy or WrongGenreSavvy). [[spoiler:We later learn he's a vampire of Lawful Evil alignment, [[AffablyEvil but he's still not an actively malicious figure]], he just so happens to want to turn an entire continent into a HumanSacrifice [[IndustrializedEvil factory]] for Nergal. "Obviously Evil" is [[ZigZaggingTrope Zig-Zagged]] with this guy.]]
* OutsideContextProblem: As noted in ANaziByAnyOtherName, his commented intention of creating "special chambers" for purposeful and efficient slaughter of humanoids comes off as a gas chamber reference, but was intended to be a ''Film/SoylentGreen'' reference (plus a nod to real-life slaughterhouses). The comic lacks the forum-posted explanation that, when Malack takes control of the Empire, he will turn it into a combination of theocracy and [[spoiler:TheNecrocracy, by creating a legion of vampire spawn priests of Nergal to administer to the mortal populace. The sacrifices to Nergal will serve dual purpose as holy offerings and as a way to feed the haemovoric nobility he will lead]]; the "special chambers", then, are butchering rooms.
* PapaWolf: He wants to kill Nale out of revenge for killing his children [[spoiler:-- which is how he views his vampiric spawn]].
* PlayingWithFire: "Flame Strike."
* PrayerIsALastResort: [[spoiler:As his FamousLastWords would indicate, he screams for Nergal to save him right before he is reduced to ash.]]
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: [[spoiler:He's over 200 years old, making him predate even the Order of the Scribble and Xykon.]]
* RedEyesTakeWarning: [[spoiler:When Malack "vamps out".]]
* ReligionOfEvil: Invoked, and defied, when he admits that he does worship a death god, but insists that such gods should be seen as Neutral rather than Evil. [[spoiler:Played straight when it turns out he was lying; his patron god is Nergal, Mesopotamian god of Death, Plague and Destruction, who is given an InUniverse alignment of ChaoticEvil in ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''.]]
* ReviveKillsZombie: [[spoiler:Since Malack is undead, Durkon's Heal spell inflicts damage on him.]]
* SarcasticDevotee: Malack has endured Tarquin's antics for 35 years; as a result, he won't hesitate to put his friend into place if needed -- and Tarquin ''will'' listen.
* SinisterMinister: Aversion [[spoiler:at first]]: he's pleasant, friendly, and while a servant of the God of Death and working for the Empire of Blood, is downright civil to Durkon and apologizes to Elan and Haley. [[spoiler:Once it's learned he's a vampire and his plans for the future are revealed, it will send chills down your spine.]]
* SnakePeople: His long cloak and evidently-hissing voice make him seem more snakelike than his fellow {{lizardfolk}}. Haley even calls him "Whitesnake" at one point. [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0876.html His fight with Durkon]] reveals that he's actually a serpentfolk, putting him firmly into this trope. Hel herself refers to Malack as "Nergal's snake".]]
* SpeechBubbles: The connectors from his speech bubbles are always irregular, hinting of a raspy or hissy voice. [[spoiler:He also displays black speech bubbles when using his vampire powers]].
* TheStarscream: Discussed with Durkon. [[spoiler:He plans to take over the whole continent when Tarquin and the rest of the party passes away. Durkon mentions that Tarquin won't be happy, but Malack reveals that they've discussed it at length, and Tarquin is thrilled that what he's built will survive him]].
* StormOfBlades: The Blade Barrier spell.
* SuperSmoke: [[spoiler:Gaseous form is a standard vampiric power]]. Although with artistic license added, since Malack shouldn't be able to speak in this form by ''D&D'' rules, but exposition prevails.
* TakingYouWithMe: [[spoiler:He tries to do this to Nale after Zz'dtri removes his Protection From Daylight spell and he realizes that he has nothing to shield himself from the sun's rays with. Unfortunately, Nale drinks a Negative Energy Protection to prevent this.]]
* ThatManIsDead: [[spoiler:Considers his living self and the vampire he is now two different people; resurrecting past Malack would destroy present Malack. Also foreshadows some things about vampire Durkon, since in this universe vampires ''are'' different from the beings they used to be.]]
* TouchOfDeath: Uses one of the best cleric spell combos in the game.
-->'''Malack:''' '''''HARM.'''''[[note]]Strips 150 HP off the target, [[HPToOne to a minimum of 1]][[/note]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Nale]]:''' I'm... still alive...\\
'''Malack:''' I'm not done. Quickened Inflict Moderate Wounds.[[note]]Between 12 and 26 HP of damage, but it's still Malack's turn, so his foe's options to dodge are extremely limited[[/note]]
* UnderestimatingBadassery: [[spoiler:He fully expected to be able to kill Nale at will, and that Nale would be stupid enough not to see it coming. Unfortunately for him, Nale and Zz'dtri beat him to the punch by taking him out with a disarm check and one spell. Additional commentary reveals that Malack believed Nale would never make a move because it would be a foolish move to do so due to being more powerful and having an alliance with Tarquin. But he did not account for the fact that Nale is willing to put himself at such a disadvantage to kill Malack.]]
* VampireBitesSuck: [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0870.html Look at it!]] Does that look pleasant?]]
* VegetarianVampire: [[spoiler:Downplayed. He feeds on the runoff from all the executed prisoners, but not only are they in an AllCrimesAreEqual state, but he's got no qualms against eating non-condemned people aside from the problems involved in revealing his true nature to people for which it would be disadvantageous. The excessive runoff is simply more than what he needs to survive comfortably.]]
* VerbalTic: "Hrrrrm."
* VillainousFriendship: He puts up with Tarquin's [[GenreSavvy constant citing of narrative trends]] with more patience and has done so for longer than Roy with Elan.
* VillainousRescue: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0811.html HARM.]] Fun fact: that particular spell immediately burns up to 150 hit points off the target, to a minimum of [[HPToOne a single hit point]]. Nale was one successful attack away from death.
* TheVirus: [[spoiler:Malack did not create many "children", and he's long gone by now. But the legion of Vampires in the Godsmoot created by The High Priest of Hel could trace their lineage back to him.]]
* WalkingSpoiler: Just look at the amount of spoilered entries.
* WeUsedToBeFriends: The [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0872.html mutual realization]] that [[spoiler:he and Durkon]] can never be friends again due to their alignment differences is quite a powerful moment.
* WorthyOpponent: [[spoiler:To Durkon, in the new Linear Guild.]] As with so many things about Malack's character, this takes on some more sinister implications now that we know [[spoiler:Malack is a vampire who's interested in recruiting.]]
-->'''Malack:''' [[spoiler:...I alone shall handle the dwarf. He deserves that honor, regardless of his minor deception.]]

[[folder:Laurin Shattersmith]]
!!Laurin Shattersmith

->''"Hannah is a plumber, thank you, and she thinks I'm just a well-connected interior designer. I do this thing we do so she can have a good life '''away''' from all this."''

->'''Race:''' Human\\
'''Gender:''' Female\\
'''Class:''' Psion (probably Nomad)\\
'''Alignment:''' Unknown (probably LawfulEvil)

An old adventuring companion of Tarquin and Malack, and their team psion. Currently an adviser for [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Queen Shvitzer]] of the Empire of Sweat.
* AntiGravityClothing: Her Ioun Stones floats around her head, falling into this category.
* BerserkButton: Do not gloat over killing her friends. It ends badly. [[spoiler:She also doesn't like people making off with her dead friends' possessions.]]
* ChekhovsGunman: She first appears in flashback panels, but doesn't show up in person until a long time later, after a bit of {{Foreshadowing}} by Tarquin.
* CurseCutShort: "You arrogant little sh--"
* DisintegratorRay: She can call upon the psionic version of this power, notably [[spoiler:turning Nale's corpse to dust]]. She also uses it during her duel with V to disintegrate his force spells.
* DispelMagic: Like Miron, she can dispel magic, in her case through psychic powers.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Her motivation for evil is to provide a good life for her daughter, and she doesn't tell her child of her villainous activities. Instead, she attributes the profit from them as derived from a legitimate occupation, and refers to those villainous activities as "[[TheMafia this thing we do]]".
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes:
** She is really mad when Nale casually brags about [[spoiler:how he murdered Malack.]]
** #921 reveals she has a daughter, Hannah, and that her motivation for her involvement in her team's scheme is to give her a good, safe life. She only went along with Tarquin's "kill Roy" plan so she could [[spoiler:claim the rift valley, figuring the ocean on the other side would make for a lot of work.]]
* EvilCounterpart: The Vector Legion is composed of evil counterparts to the Order. With her heavy-hitting powers and HairTriggerTemper, she is most similar to Vaarsuvius. On a more personal level, she is willing to commit the most heinous of crimes for her children.
* EvilParentsWantGoodKids: She wants to provide a good life for her daughter, far away from the team's shenanigans, and her daughter doesn't know of Laurin's villainous activities. She's lead to believe that her mother is just a very well-connected interior designer.
* EyeColorChange: Hers turn yellow when she uses her powers. [[spoiler:They abruptly turn an odd shade of blue when she uses her powers to peer into the Rift, though that may just be the color reflecting off her eyes.]]
* FanGirl: She was one for Julio Scoundrél when young. As an adult, she admits she had terrible taste at the time.
* FantasticRacism: Seems to have a grudge against elves for living what she thinks is an idyllic forest life while people in the southern part of the continent have to fight for everything they get. She dismisses most of what Vaarsuvius says as arrogance and ordering her about.
* HonoraryAunt: Nale calls her "Aunt" in a sarcastic manner, suggesting that she was supposed to have been considered this before Nale's rebellion.
* KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: [[spoiler:Coldly disintegrates Nale's corpse ''right in front'' of Elan, not even giving the latter a chance to properly mourn his brother.]]
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Teleports off the ''Mechane'' when she realizes that V has way more spells remaining than she has unspent power points.
* LimitedWardrobe: As with Tarquin and Miron, she always wears identical clothes and shoes ([[PaletteSwap only changing the color]]), whether she's in a desert or in a sauna.
* LivingLieDetector: She can read thoughts to tell if someone is lying. [[spoiler:This allows Tarquin to confirm that Malack is dead and that Nale killed him.]]
* LukeNounverber: Another name in an already long list (although strictly speaking this is Verbnouner).
* TheManInFrontOfTheMan: One of two advisers to Queen Shvitzer, and the real power behind the throne, just as Tarquin is to the Empress of Blood. And like him, she's done it to several different nations for years.
* MassTeleportation: She can open wormholes big enough to transport an ''army''.
* MindRape:
** As a telepath, she can stun victims with her will.
** Ends up on the receiving end when [[spoiler:she telepathically connects with the portal into the Snarl's prison, and goes practically catatonic.]]
* NoodleIncident: Miron makes reference to "that time with the marids" when [[spoiler:Laurin looks inside the ocean-filled Rift.]] Though given her desire to make the desert a more habitable place, it probably involved trying to steal water from the Elemental Plane of Water.
* OhMyGods: "Ishtar's crown..."
* PayEvilUntoEvil: [[spoiler:She disintegrates Nale's corpse so he can't be brought BackFromTheDead, as Malack cannot be brought back either due to being reduced to ash..]]
* PowerCrystal: She's always seen with three Ioun Stones floating around her. [[spoiler:Well, two after Blackwing steals one of them.]]
* PsychicPowers: Her abilities as a psion. Quite varied, though her most common and powerful tricks are instant displacements, so probably of the nomad specialization.
* PunchClockVillain: She works with Tarquin only for her daughter's well-being. See EvilParentsWantGoodKids.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: After learning [[spoiler:that V has 25 spells plus cantrips left]], she teleports away without another word.
* ScrewYouElves: She has some choice words on the subject while fighting Vaarsuvius.
* SupernaturalGoldEyes: Her eyes glow yellow while she uses her powers.
* TeleportSpam: She uses ''Dimension Door'' a lot in battle, mostly to avoid ever getting pined down.
* TwoGirlsToATeam: With Jacinda in the Vector Legion.
* UncertainDoom: [[spoiler:Last seen being rendered catatonic by The Snarl's MindRape before it bursts out of Girard's Gate, though Miron is seen trying to pull her away at the last second]]
* UnderestimatingBadassery: To Vaarsuvius. As soon as V tells her how many spells (s)he has left for the day, Laurin bugs out.
* VillainExitStageLeft: [[spoiler:Given that she's low on energy and so doesn't have enough power to defeat Varsuuvius, she teleports away instead of wasting her time fighting.]]
* VillainousFriendship: Judging by her reaction to [[spoiler:Nale's gloating about killing Malack,]] it was clear that she and Malack were very close. Also, she and Miron get along very well.
* WeHaveReserves: Inverted. She criticizes Tarquin for this attitude towards his soldiers by using them to influence Elan, pointing out that he had already lost a member of his team due to being a bad influence to Nale.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Wants to make her homeland a stable place and shows interest in the rift so that she could provide water to said homeland (which is a barren desert).

[[folder:Miron Shewdanker]]
!!Miron Shewdanker

->''"I wrote you that ransom letter 'cause I figured if he was willing to pay to hold him, you might be willing to pay more to free him."''

->'''Race:''' Human\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Unknown (either Wizard or Sorcerer)\\
'''Alignment:''' Unknown (probably LawfulEvil)

An old adventuring companion of Tarquin and Malack, and served with Tarquin as Chancellor during the reign of Lord Tyrinar the Bloody. Currently serves as an adviser to the [[TheEeyore Weeping King]] in the Empire of Tears.
* AffablyEvil: He's nothing but friendly to the Weeping King, but he's working behind his back with Tarquin. He and Tarquin also deposed Lord Tyrinar by letting him get eaten by a dragon.
* BaldOfEvil: Like Durkon, he's been bald for decades, ever since Tarquin's flashback.
* BalefulPolymorph: He has this spell and uses it to turn a powerful ''Allosaurus'' into a little lizard.
* BuffySpeak: Calls a bidet a "splashy butt-washing thing".
* ColdBloodedTorture: Emphasis on cold; he uses a magic wand to freeze someone's feet while they're tied up.
* CoolMask: Wears a face wrap (constantly) that covers the bottom half of his face.
* CrazyPrepared: Miron has a Contingency prepared to teleport him out of danger if he takes too much damage. Unfortunately, it triggers regardless of Miron's intentions and teleports him away instead of staying for the fight.
* DispelMagic: Uses ''Greater Dispel Magic'' against V's spells.
* EvilChancellor: He was the chancellor of Tyrinaria, and held Ian Starshine for ransom for 200,000 gold pieces.
* EvilCounterpart: Tarquin's team is similar to the Order. Between his laid-back attitude, "straightforwardly" sadistic tendencies, habit of referring to people by [[TheNicknamer nicknames]] and GlassCannon status, he has several parallels with Belkar.
* ExhaustedEyeBags: If you look closely, there are little crescents underneath his eyes. They don't seem to be there in flashback panels; probably just old-age indicators.
* {{Greed}}: His primary motivation. Besides attempting to ransom Haley's father, he also initially refuses to assist Tarquin's troops against the Order because he doesn't see the profit in it.
* IHaveYourWife: He's the one who sent Haley the message that her father was captured and being ransomed.
* LimitedWardrobe: Like Tarquin, he only changes the color of his clothes when changing nations.
* LukeNounverber: Common in the Stickverse.
* MagicWand: Has at least one of them, which casts cold spells.
* TheManInFrontOfTheMan: Worked with Tarquin as one, and still does it, just in a different nation.
* TheNicknamer: Tarquin is "Tarkie", and Roy is "Greatsword Dude".
* NoodleIncident:
** Has owed Tarquin a favor for twelve years for some unstated reason.
** He and Laurin had an unspecified incident involving the Plane of Water and some marids.
* PetTheDog: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0945.html When]] [[spoiler:large purplish tendrils come out of the Rift, Miron immediately pulls a catatonic Laurin away.]]
* PoisonousFriend: To Tyrinar and to the Weeping King. His advice is genuine, but he is always working behind the king's back.
* PragmaticVillainy: He initially refuses to help Tarquin against the Order, because there is no profit to it.
* PunchClockVillain: Like Laurin, he's part of Tarquin's scheme for the money.
* SarcasticDevotee: He's fine with Tarquin's schemes as long as they bring coins to his purse, but he's openly dismissive of the latter's obsession with story and drama, and even calls him by a casual nickname.
* ShootTheMageFirst: V signals the entire Order to attack him with "Lord Xykon is looking quite chilly today" (referencing his scarf). A wise move, considering the amount of damage he has been doing.
* SquishyWizard: Played with: he's squishy compared to a fighter-type like Tarquin, but still very high level. He gets shot by Haley twice, eats a lightning bolt from V, falls off a dinosaur, gets blasted with the highest-damage ray from Prismatic Spray, slashed across the chest by Roy, stabbed twice in the back by Belkar, and shot four more times by Haley. While he does survive all this, it is enough damage to trigger his ''Contingency'', [[spoiler:teleporting him to safety.]]
* StatingTheSimpleSolution: Is openly dismissive of Tarquin's grandiose schemes to kill Roy, stating it would be simpler to have Jacinda kill Roy in his sleep.
* UncertainDoom: [[spoiler:Last seen trying to pull a catatonic Laurin away from the The Snarl as it bursts out of Girard's Gate.]]
* VillainousFriendship: He's close enough to Tarquin to refer to him with a nickname, and willing to repay a favor ''twelve years'' after the fact. He and Laurin are also quite friendly to each other.


->'''Race:''' Catfolk\\
'''Gender:''' Female\\
'''Class:''' Unknown (probably Rogue and/or Assassin)\\
'''Alignment:''' Unknown (probably NeutralEvil)

An old adventuring companion of Tarquin. Currently serves as an adviser to the ruler of the Empire of Sweat.
* AbsoluteCleavage: Her [[StealthPun cat suit]] has quite the plunging neckline.
* BackStab: She kills [[spoiler:Ambassador Gourntonk]] in one strike, probably with a sneak attack or death attack.
* CatFolk: Humanoid with the ears, tail and tan, striped fur of a feline. Exact ''D&D'' species unknown.
* EvilCounterpart: As the rogue of the group, she obviously would be Haley's Vector Legion counterpart.
* ImpossibleThief: In a flashback, she steals a flying carpet from ''under the feet of its owner''.
* TheManInFrontOfTheMan: Assisting Laurin as adviser to Queen Shvitzer of the Empire of Sweat.
* ModestyTowel: In the flashback showing her in Queen Shvitzer's sauna.
* TwoGirlsToATeam: With Laurin in the Vector Legion.

[[folder:Shoulderpads Guy]]
!!Shoulderpads Guy

->'''Race:''' Human (presumably)\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Unknown\\
'''Alignment:''' Unknown

The sixth member of Tarquin's old adventuring party. Currently working with Miron as an adviser to the Weeping King.
* EvilCounterpart: By process of elimination, to Roy.
* LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe: Unlike Roy, he uses a one-handed sword and a shield.
* TheManInFrontOfTheMan: Working with Miron as adviser to The Weeping King.
* NoNameGiven: As he's only appeared in flashbacks and had one single line of dialogue, next to nothing is known about him, not even his name.
* ShouldersOfDoom: His shoulderpads are massive, as high as his head. It's why he's most often referred to by fans as "Shoulderpads Guy".

!Other characters in the Empire

For the dinosaur Bloodfeast, see [[Characters/TheOrderOfTheStickAnimalCompanions Animal Companions]].

[[folder:Chancellor Kilkil]]
!!Chancellor Kilkil

->''"I lost the paperwork."''

->'''Race:''' Kobold (winged)\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Unknown\\
'''Alignment:''' LawfulNeutral
%% Alignment confirmed by Word of the Giant.

First introduced as an accounts clerk for the Empire of the Blood when dealing with Gannji and Enor. It quickly comes to light that he's more of a "do anything in admin" kind of guy. In short, he's Tarquin's glorified personal assistant.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: What's not to like about "Kilkil" for a name?
* BadassBureaucrat: It's yet to be determined if he rates as this, action-wise, but it's implied. He's very good at getting some very dangerous things done. Who do you think arranges those spur-of-the-moment fix-ups, pageants, slave-burnings, fancy dinners and circuses? When you carry the full clout of an armed and ruthless LawfulEvil [[TheEmpire Empire]] behind you, you can get a lot done quickly with next-to-no backtalk.
* BeleagueredBureaucrat: He seems to be the face of the Empire's whole administration and the poor guy who has to deliver on each of Tarquin's big ideas. Did we mention the Empire runs on paper as much as it does on Blood and that Tarquin tends to kill those for whom he has no use?
* EvilCounterpart: [[spoiler:Well, "counterpart", at least to [[ChaoticEvil Belkar]] in the brand-new, sparkly, reforged ([[QuirkyMinibossSquad and completely devastated]]) version of the Linear Guild.]]
* {{Flight}}: Why walk when you have wings?
* GoodWithNumbers: No surprise for an accountant.
* LizardFolk: Small, orange, ''D&D''-style draconic kobold, at your service.
* LudicrousPrecision: He can estimate the deadliness of an attack spell to the exact percent.
* {{Nerd}}: He likes things to be organised, is clever, doesn't get from behind the desk much, is short and wears NerdGlasses.
* NerdGlasses: Kobolds, too, can wear gold-rimmed specs if they have to do desk-work all day.
* ObstructiveBureaucrat: "You want to get those papers 'lost' to condemn some annoyances? Perjure myself in court, too? You got it, boss!" It's not quite enough to accuse him of [[CorruptBureaucrat corruption]] because he's [[JustFollowingOrders following his orders]].
* PunchClockVillain: He doesn't seem in it for the personal gratification of stomping on the unwashed masses or to do the EvilLaugh, but you can't organize half of what he does with anything like a conscience.
* RunningGag: [[spoiler:The kobold race continues being Belkar's personal nemesis. Lampshaded at first, then eventually subverted: he escapes without even meeting Belkar.]]
* TheShortGuyWithGlasses: Short, check; glasses, check; brainy nerd type, check.
* ThemeNaming: Like the other kobolds, he has a repeated syllable name. Now, we've moved to "K"s from "Y"s.
* TokenGoodTeammate: The only canonically non-Evil member of the Empire's hierarchy. [[spoiler:This is part of what makes him a Counterpart to TokenEvilTeammate Belkar.]]
* TheWatson: The annotations for Book 5 refer to him as this; he's mainly there so Tarquin can bounce ideas off somebody. Unlike Jirix, the Giant never found more of a use for him.
* WingedHumanoid: No explanation for why he's a winged kobold.

[[folder:The Empress of Blood]]
!!The Empress of Blood

[[caption-width-right:150:The dragon Empress, with a couple human soldiers for [[{{Pun}} scale]].]]

->''"No one gets all up in my business, I get all up in THEIR business! OR POSSIBLY THEIR GRILL!!"''

->'''Race:''' Red Dragon\\
'''Gender:''' Female\\
'''Alignment:''' ChaoticEvil

The gluttonous ruler of the Empire of Blood; an obese red dragon who believes she can get more powerful by growing bigger (instead of growing bigger as a result of getting older and more powerful).
* AdiposeRex: The Empress of Blood is deliberately invoking this trope. As a Red Dragon (and either a very immature one or a very dumb one), she knows that all dragons grow larger as they grow more powerful, and believes the reverse also holds. Thus she is purposefully eating more than even her draconic metabolism can handle in order to become more powerful. ([[ArtisticLicensePhysics Yet, she can]] ''[[{{Flight}} fly]]''...)
* BigEater: She's capable of eating entire cows, and probably would clear out a buffet if it meant getting [[LogicalFallacies "stronger."]]
* BreathWeapon: She breathes fire.
* ChewingTheScenery: She likes to do this every now and then.
-->'''Empress of Blood:''' I am here! I am your ruler! Look at me! I am cool, but also very warm! Woooo!
* TheDitz: We see in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html "Plotting Something"]] that she's been present for the last eight strips, including Tarquin talking about how he's using her as a puppet, but is simply too stupid and/or oblivious to respond.
* FatIdiot: A draconic version. To whit, an ambassador from Reptilia [[spoiler:figures out Tarquin's ManBehindTheMan scheme with the Empire of Sweat and Tears, only to be promptly assassinated right in front of her. She simply asks Miron (whose country her country is enemies with) for a snack.]]
* {{Flight}}: Yes, she can still get airborne despite her mass and ridiculously small wings.
-->'''Tarquin:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0754.html Quite a stumper, isn't it?]]
* IsItSomethingYouEat: She asks this about Nale/Elan, because adventurers are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
* IWasQuiteALooker: Sort of. In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0725.html a flashback]] depicting Nale's betrayal, she looks like a regular dragon rather than the bloated lizard she is now.
* JabbaTableManners: Unsurprisingly, her eating habits are rather revolting for humanoids.
-->'''Tarquin:''' We've decided it's best if the Empress avoids eating in front of guests from now on.\\
Too much clean up, both from her meal and from guests losing theirs.
* LogicalFallacies: Specifically confusing correlation with causation. Bigger dragons are more powerful, therefore getting bigger will make a dragon more powerful. How many whole cows must you eat for breakfast before you can cast arcane spells? In fact, both are simply governed by [[StrongerWithAge the dragon's age]].
* OurDragonsAreDifferent: Most dragons in ''D&D'' have genius-level intelligence. The Empress... doesn't.
* PuppetKing: First hypothesized by Haley, and it is soon confirmed that she's right on the money.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Among other things over-inflated, there's her opinion of herself.
-->'''Empress of Blood:''' If anyone needs me, I will be up here on my throne, '''being awesome'''.
* StoutStrength: Sure, she's roughly the size of a blimp now, but she's still a ''red dragon'', and in the comic with a flashback of two years earlier, she was fighting well against the Linear Guild. She probably hasn't lost the ability to hold her own if need be.
* VillainousGlutton: Due to confusion over how draconic power works.
* UnwittingPawn: She's a figurehead for Tarquin and Malack.


->''"As a reptile, I've gotten through my whole life without sucking on a teat, I'm not about to start with the government's."''

->'''Race:''' Lizardfolk\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Rogue\\
'''Alignment:''' TrueNeutral
%% Alignment confirmed by Word of the Giant.

A green lizardfolk who's wishing he'd never have crossed path with the Order of the Stick, or with Tarquin. The brains of his and Enor's bounty hunter duo.
* BigGuyLittleGuy: With Enor as the big guy.
* BladeOnAStick: He uses a ranseur.
* BountyHunter: He makes a living bringing in criminals, and he's quite up-to-date on the relevant paperwork a Lawful Evil nation requires.
* ColdSniper: With poisoned magical crossbow bolts. Also, [[{{Pun}} he's cold-blooded]].
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: He's not exactly evil, but he's definitely a jerk. Despite this, he was willing to sacrifice himself to give Enor a chance of survival.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He makes a living beating people unconscious and dragging them across international boundaries for their bounties, but it's still an honest living. He brings the people on the wanted poster and no-one else; petty fraud is beneath him.
* ExoticEquipment: Not seen onscreen, but he invites a guard to "look up 'hemipenes' because you can [[CurseCutShort suck both of my]]--"
* FantasticRacism: He frequently quips something demeaning toward mammals.
* FightSceneFailure: In-universe example: A real TearJerker ensues, after he and Enor fail to convincingly stage [[spoiler:their gladiator fight against each other.]]
* HalfDressedCartoonAnimal: "I don't need your standard-issue loincloth, I've been walking around without pants this entire time!"
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler:After narrowly escaping from the arena, he and Enor join up with Amun-Zora to get some revenge on the Empire. He describes it as "pro bono work with the goal of settling some outstanding debts".]]
* {{Jerkass}}: He's not the nicest of lizardfolk around, especially if you're a mammal. But he makes the transition to JerkassWoobie [[spoiler:by being forced to fight Enor. He tries to force Enor into killing him so Enor has a chance to survive, and just maybe revive him at a later date. Roy puts it plainly:]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Roy:''' Jeez, that lizardfolk is a jackass, but he still doesn't deserve '''this.''' [[KickTheDog It's like forcing someone to duel their own puppy.]]]]
* LizardFolk: Technically, Greenscale lizardfolk are supposed to be small-sized, but he's still medium.
* PetTheDog: He may be a real jerk (at least to mammals), but has a genuine, touching affection for Enor.
* ShorterMeansSmarter: He's half the size of his partner and does the thinking for the both of them.
%%* WeaponOfChoice: A ranseur and light crossbow.
* WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou: Says this to Roy when he meets him in the gladiator jail.
* YesNoAnswerInterpretation: During an exchange with Haley:
-->'''Gannji:''' So, no hard feelings on the whole kidnapping thing?\\
'''Haley:''' If anything happens to [my father], you'll make a very stylish handbag.\\
'''Gannji:''' I'm going to choose to hear that as, "We cool."

->''"Well, we screwed up and got yummies anyway. We should do that more often."''

->'''Race:''' Half-ogre/half-blue dragon\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Unknown (probably Fighter)\\
'''Alignment:''' TrueNeutral
%% Alignment confirmed by Word of the Giant.

A towering half-ogre, half-blue dragon hybrid. The muscle of the bounty hunter duo.
* BigGuyLittleGuy: With Gannji as the little guy.
* BountyHunter: Works as muscle for Gannji.
* BreathWeapon: He can breathe [[ShockAndAwe lightning]].
* TheDitz: There's a reason Gannji does most of the thinking for him.
* DraconicHumanoid: He's half-dragon and looks draconic.
* DragonAncestry: Enor is the son of an ogre and a blue dragon.
* DumbMuscle: He does the heavy hitting against their marks, and leaves the strategic planning to Gannji.
* FightSceneFailure: In-universe example: a real TearJerker ensues, after he and Gannji fail to convincingly stage [[spoiler:their gladiator fight against each other.]]
* {{Flight}}: From his dragon heritage. Although his wings are clipped in the gladiator prison and the arena, preventing escape by flying away.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler:Along with Gannji, he eventually decides to try to overthrow Tarquin.]]
* HornedHumanoid: One big rhino-like horn, as befits his blue dragon heritage.
* HybridMonster: As noted above, half-ogre, half-dragon.
* LizardFolk: Unlike the ''other'' lizardfolk in the comic, that's not his race.
* MagicFeather: The "Lizardfolk Victory String" Gannji ties around his wrist "so [he] can be brave and win" his gladiatorial match. When they get pitted against each other and Gannji tells him the Victory String is the reason why Enor has to kill him.
* MoralityPet: Serves as one to Gannji, because without his concern for the big oaf, he's a straight-up jerk.
* NonHumanHumanoidHybrid: Half-dragon, half-ogre.
* NoSell: Unaffected by Elan's pun attacks.
-->'''Enor:''' Puns are for girls.
* TalkToTheFist: As above, his response to Elan's {{pun}}ny attacks [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0714.html is a morning star to the head.]]
%%* WeaponOfChoice: A big morning star.
* WingedHumanoid: Large-sized half-dragons in ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' always have wings, and he is no exception.


->'''Race:''' Human\\
'''Gender:''' Female\\
'''Class:''' Unknown (probably Fighter)\\
'''Alignment:''' Unknown

A captain from the Free City of Doom, she appealed to the Empire of Blood for aid when her home was attacked by the Empire of Tears. However, she learned too late what kind of people (particularly the head general) she was dealing with.
* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: Tarquin at one point has her imprisoned so he can force her into marriage. Elan lets her go when he stumbles onto her cell.
* CrusadingWidower: Widow since she's female, but she fulfills the trope to rescue her nation and avenge the death of her husband.
* EnemyMine:
** Nale was going to recruit her to the Linear Guild, although Sabine wasn't keen on the idea. Doesn't go anywhere since [[spoiler:Nale is killed by Tarquin.]]
** [[spoiler:Teams up with Ganji, Enor, and Ian Starshine for her rebellion against Tarquin.]]
%%* GoodLookingPrivates
* HappilyMarried: Until her husband is killed, at least. Also refuses Tarquin's advances precisely because she is married.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: She's not part of the Order's battles to protect the Gates because she's too busy retaking the Free City of Doom from conquest.
* ItsPersonal: Tarquin made sure that her husband, another soldier, was killed when the Empire of Blood helped the Empire of Tears conquer the Free City of Doom. While Amun-Zora doesn't mention him to [[spoiler:Ian Starshine]], it's a prime motivator for her.
* MistakenIdentity: PlayedForLaughs but also used as a clever plot point. Elan looks into a prison cell, hoping to get help in his fight against Nale. Unfortunately, Amun-Zora believes Elan to be her foe, since he's Tarquin's son. However, Elan uses it to his advantage by freeing Amun-Zora and slipping her a sword, causing her to charge out of her cell straight into Nale, whom she mistakes for Elan, allowing the real one to get away.
* LaResistance: [[spoiler:Begins one to fight back against the Empire of Blood -- and Tarquin.]]

[[folder:Ambassador Gourntonk]]
!!Ambassador Gourntonk

->'''Race:''' LizardFolk\\
'''Gender:''' Male\\
'''Class:''' Unknown\\
'''Alignment:''' Unknown

The Ambassador to the Empire of Blood from the country of Reptilia. The spies of Reptilia have uncovered Tarquin's plot with the three Empires. He goes to warn the Empress of this under the guise of a diplomatic mission.

* {{Ambadassador}}: Despite being a diplomat, he knocks out the Empress of Blood's guards in order to tell her crucial information.
* BackStab: He is killed in one strike, probably with a sneak attack or death attack.
* FrameUp: [[spoiler:Ian Starshine is framed for his murder. See his character sheet for more details.]]
* HeKnowsTooMuch: He tries to reveal evidence of General Tarquin's conspiracy to the Empress of Blood, and is KilledMidSentence by [[spoiler:one of Tarquin's allies.]]
* HeroOfAnotherStory: Possibly if he's a hero, but his murder makes it a ShootTheShaggyDog story.
* HighClassGlass: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0742.html Ambassador Gourntonk]] is a lizardfolk with a monocle.
* HisNameIs: He tries to tell The Empress of Blood [[spoiler:[[ManBehindTheMan that Tarquin is controlling the Empires of Tears and Sweat.]]]] He is killed right as he is about to say it.
* KilledMidSentence: Ambassador Gourntonk is killed mid-report of Tarquin's conspiracy to the Empress of Blood [[spoiler:by Tarquin's CatFolk ally Jacinda]].
* TheLawOfConservationOfDetail: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Tarquin in regards to him and [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0915.html Ian Starshine.]]]] To [[ManipulativeBastard Tarquin]], both of them are just another plot device in his story.
* ShootTheShaggyDog: He tries to warn the Empress of Blood that [[spoiler:that her two enemies are being manipulated by Tarquin]] not realizing that [[FatIdiot she's too stupid to do anything about it.]] [[{{Ambadassador}} He knocks out her guards]] and gets into the chamber only to be KilledMidSentence. Due to his interference, [[spoiler:Miron Shewdanker, Tarquin's ally,]] says that because of these events, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0915.html Reptilia should probably be invaded next.]]