Characters in the [[Website/{{Superdickery}} website]] documenting the [[SuperDickery trope]]:

!!Franchise/{{Superman}}

The Last Son of Krypton, who uses most of his time and incredible powers to be a total dick to ''everyone''.
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* AssholeVictim: Occasionally, covers will have him as the victim of ''someone else's'' dickery, such as [[https://superdickery.com/when-olsen-sold-out-superman/ Jimmy betraying him to a gang of criminals]], the other Justice League members [[https://superdickery.com/superman-gets-the-crap-kicked-out-of-him-world-rejoices/ beating him up]], and [[https://superdickery.com/batman-imprisons-superman/ Batman imprisoning him]], but with all the horrible things he's done, it's hard to say it wasn't warranted.
* BewareTheSuperman: Given how many times he's destroyed things, attacked Metropolis, denied water to people dying of thirst, ruined his friends' lives, and generally tormented everything around him, ''yes, you should''.
* BlatantLies: Claims he "wouldn't hit a lady", followed by him hitting the lady in question in the very next panel.
* BrutalHonesty: [[http://www.superdickery.com/a-brutal-sort-of-honesty/ Sometimes]]. Given what a dick he usually is, it comes as no surprise.
* DefaceOfTheMoon: Once used his heat vision to [[https://superdickery.com/do-good-to-others-by-defacing-the-moon/ write a message on the moon]].
-->''P.S. Fuck you, non-English speakers, and fuck your moon.''
* DisproportionateRetribution: And the victims are ''lucky'' if he's going after them out of spite. Often he'll just assault innocents ForTheEvulz.
* DomesticAbuse: [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-wife-beater/ This cover]]. Though the cover points out that the woman got off lightly, if she came out of a beating by ''Superman'' with just a few bruises.
* DumbMuscle: He's apparently none too bright, along with being none too heroic.
* EnfantTerrible: Even as a young child, he did stuff like releasing criminals from prison, destroying his parents' home, and other such acts of unapologetic dickery.
* {{Hypocrite}}: Despite being willing to kill for anything petty, he still acts like he actually has a code against killing.
* EvilIsPetty: His crimes range from genocide to harassing Jimmy.
* {{Jerkass}}: They don't call the site ''Superdickery'' for nothing.
* KickTheDog: Basically every other cover has him doing something horrible to someone (sometimes his friends, sometimes random bystanders) for no apparent reason.
* MindRape: When physical destruction feels bland for a while, he'll move to slowly torturing victims mentally.
* NotAsYouKnowThem: Compare this Superman with [[TheCape the]] [[NiceGuy actual]] [[IdealHero Superman]].
* OmnicidalManiac: At times.
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: [[http://superdickery.com/superman-threatening-to-rape-wonder-girl/ Once]] threatened to ''rape'' Wonder Girl in probably his most overt display of "super-misogyny" yet.
-->"You're very beautiful, Wonder Girl. There are ''[[DeadlyEuphemism other]]'' things we can do ''before'' you die".
* SmugSmiler: Whenever he dishes out his dickery, he'll generally have a smug grin on his face.

!!ComicBook/JimmyOlsen

Supposedly 'Superman's Pal', but in reality it's more like 'Superman's Favorite Victim'. Usually he's a normal human, but he definitely has a tendency to attract strange, temporary superpowers.
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* AlmightyJanitor: Most literally when he gets various super powers, but he's also apparently [[http://www.superdickery.com/jimmy-on-the-moon/ an astronaut]] and a [[https://superdickery.com/jimmy-performs-brain-surgery/ brain surgeon]].
* ButtMonkey: The most common victim of Superman's dickery.
* TheDogBitesBack: There are covers where he turns the tables on Superman.
* SuperpowerSillyPutty: He gets powers so often it's a drinking game.

!!{{Franchise/Batman}}

The Caped Crusader, fellow hero to Superman and also a dick. He is totally not in a gay relationship with Robin.
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* AmbiguouslyGay: The website keeps trying to claim that he's not gay, dammit, but the evidence winds up damning him to the point that the commentator can't even form a defense.
* AssholeVictim: The times Superman has killed him/exposed his identity.
* DependingOnTheWriter: He's either a victim of Superman's dickery, attempting to stop Superman's dickery, or sometimes teaming up with him for "double the dickery".
* TheGrinch: Hates Christmas with a passion, and will ruin other people's Christmas experience because his hatred of the holiday runs ''that'' deep. Likely has to do with his parents' deaths happening on Christmas.

!!ComicBook/LoisLane

A reporter obsessed with Superman (who, naturally, is a dick to her). A lot of other people are equally obsessed with making her a DamselInDistress.
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* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: Said by her to Superman, or by someone else to her. Including two months in a row for the latter.
* AssholeVictim: She gets hurt a lot, but the lengths she's gone to to get Superman's identity/force him to marry her make it hard to feel sorry for her.
* ButtMonkey: Keeps getting killed by Superman. It's even the page picture.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: See above.
* WhatDoesSheSeeInHim: You really have to wonder why Lois is so obsessed with Superman despite all the terrible things he's done to her.

!!Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}

Superman's cousin and equal in dickery.
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* BestialityIsDepraved: Supergirl seems to a bit...attached...to [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/41140651837/comicbookcovers-action-comics-336-april Comet the Superhorse]]
* ButtMonkey: Whenever she isn't engaging in dickery, she's most often a victim of Superman.
* DistaffCounterpart: Possibly the only character who can match Superman's dickery.
* {{Jerkass}}: What do you think Superman was training her for?
* NotAsYouKnowThem: The actual Silver Age Supergirl was a sweet, naive girl who developed into a mature, nice woman. This Supergirl is... not nice.
* WomanScorned: As the annotation said, "[[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9430968788/note-to-self-do-not-date-supergirl Note to self: Do not date Supergirl]]"

!!Franchise/WonderWoman

Amazon warrior who gets tied up a lot, [[TooKinkyToTorture not that she really minds]].
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* DepravedBisexual: Takes pleasure in being tied up by (and sometimes tying up) both women ''and'' men.
* DistaffCounterpart: Of Superman. In the sense that they're both dicks.
* FreudianExcuse: It's [[https://superdickery.com/hippolytas-into-it-too-who-knew/ implied]] that the reason why she's such a kinky BDSM enthusiast is because it was because she got it from her mother.
* TooKinkyToTorture: The site regards her habit of getting tied up as this.

!!{{ComicBook/Robin}}

Batman's sidekick. Totally not also his boyfriend.
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* AmbiguouslyGay
* ButtMonkey: Often the victim of mean pranks courtesy of Superman and Batman.
* DamselInDistress: This most famously occurred when Green Lantern, Flash, Atom and Batman were all worried about their wives... all, that is, except for Batman, who expressed his fear for Robin in the same tone.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: It seems Mr Wayne goes through orphans faster than most of us go through out shoes. Notably Batman's reaction to finding Robin's hanging corpse is "Oh no, not again!".

!![[SecretIdentity Clark Kent]]

Superman's civilian identity. Superman is a dick to him too, however that's supposed to work.
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* ButtMonkey: Superman seems to hate him and at least once [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9416553430/superman-just-hates-himself had thugs beat him up]]
* {{Cyborg}}: He seems to be one in [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/11340493262/there-is-nothing-about-this-cover-that-makes this cover]]
* DrivenToSuicide: Superman fakes this for Kent with surprising regularity.
* MindScrew: How exactly are Clark Kent and Superman able to interact at all, let alone Clark be the victim of Superman's dickery?

!!The Kents

Clark's adoptive parents. They appear in the 'Superbaby' comics, where they really don't want anyone to know that Clark has super powers.

* SkewedPriorities: They're more worried about people finding out about Clark's abilities than the havoc he's wreaking.

!!ComicBook/LexLuthor

Superman's arch-enemy, who really ought to be counting his lucky stars that he's survived so many of Superman's dickish antics.

* AssholeVictim: Superman let him get shot in the gut as punishment for [[AndThatsTerrible stealing cakes]].
* EvilIsPetty: The site really plays up how Luthor's hatred of Superman stemmed from the incident where he lost his hair.
* MadeOfIron: One cover has Luthor survive being punched through a brick wall. Note that Luthor is usually portrayed as a BadassNormal.

!!ComicBook/TheJoker

Batman's nemesis, who has a weird fixation with the word "boner."

* AmbiguouslyGay: The site implies him as this, particularly with his aforementioned fixation on the word "[[HaveAGayOldTime boner]]."

!!ComicBook/TheFlash

The Fastest Man Alive, he appears in frequent covers on the website in...less-than-desirable situations. Also in a forbidden relationship with his nephew-by-marriage Wally.

* ButtMonkey: He's been chased by a penis-shaped rocket and punched out by Superman, among other things.
* EpicFail: [[http://www.superdickery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/6276.jpg Getting somehow stuck in a hole that's only maybe three feet deep at most and dying of apparent starvation down there?]] Yeah, not his finest moment.
* ForcedTransformation: He's been transformed into a marionette and a grotesquely obese man, just for a few examples.
* SuperSpeed: Although he's had to deal with the indignity of Superman out-pacing him while rubbing it in his face.
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