Characters in the [[Website/{{Superdickery}} website]] documenting the [[SuperDickery trope]]:


The Last Son of Krypton, who uses most of his time and incredible powers to be a total dick to ''everyone''.

* BewareTheSuperman: Given how many times he's destroyed things, attacked Metro City, denied water to people dying of thirst, ruined his friends' lives, and generally tormented everything around him, ''yes, you should''.
* DisproportionateRetribution: And the victims are ''lucky'' if he's going after them out of spite. Often he'll just assault innocents.
* EnfanteTerrible: Even as a young child, he did stuff like releasing criminals from prison, destroying his parents' home, and other such acts of unapologetic dickery.
* EvilIsPetty: His crimes range from genocide to harassing Jimmy.
* {{Jerkass}}: They don't call the site ''Superdickery'' for nothing.
* MindRape: When physical destruction feels bland for a while, he'll move to slowly torturing victims mentally.
* NiceHat: The Pope Hat. Only appeared on one cover but was frequently mentioned and praised by the writer. [[AscendedMeme Actually appeared in the Superdickery tribute episode of]] ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''. [[ And the cover itself on which it appears is declared by]] ''Blog/DialBForBlog'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as the second most famous comic cover ever, following]] ''[[ComicBook/TheFlash The Flash #179]]''.
* NotAsYouKnowThem: Compare this Superman with [[TheCape the]] [[NiceGuy actual]] [[IdealHero Superman]].
* OmnicidalManiac: At times.
* SmugSmiler: Whenever dishing out his dickery, he always have a smug grin on his face.


Supposedly 'Superman's Pal', but in reality it's more like 'Superman's Favorite Victim'. Usually he's a normal human, but he definitely has a tendency to attract strange, temporary superpowers.

* ButtMonkey: The most common victim of Superman's dickery.
* TheDogBitesBack: There are covers where he turns the tables on Superman.
* SuperpowerSillyPutty: He gets powers so often it's a drinking game.


The Caped Crusader, fellow hero to Superman and also a dick. He is totally not in a gay relationship with Robin.

* AmbiguouslyGay: The website keeps trying to claim that he's not gay, dammit, but the evidence winds up damning him to the point that the commentator can't even form a defense.
* AssholeVictim: The times Superman has killed him/exposed his identity.
* DependingOnTheWriter: He's either a victim of Superman's dickery, attempting to stop Superman, or sometimes teaming up with him for "double dickery".


A reporter obsessed with Superman (who, naturally, is a dick to her). A lot of other people are equally obsessed with making her a DamselInDistress.

* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: Said by her to Superman, or by someone else to her. Including two months in a row for the latter.
* AssholeVictim: She gets hurt a lot, but the lengths she's gone to to get Superman's identity/force him to marry her make it hard to feel sorry for her.
* ButtMonkey: Keeps getting killed by Superman.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: See above.


Superman's cousin and equal in dickery.

* BestialityIsDepraved: Supergirl seems to a [[ Comet the Superhorse]]
* ButtMonkey: Whenever she isn't engaging in dickery, she's most often a victim of Superman.
* DistaffCounterpart: Possibly the only character who can match Superman's dickery.
* {{Jerkass}}: What do you think Superman was training her for?
* NotAsYouKnowThem: The actual Silver Age Supergirl was a sweet, naive girl who developed into a mature, nice woman. This Supergirl is... not nice.
* WomanScorned: As the annotation said, "[[ Note to self: Do not date Supergirl]]"


Amazon warrior who gets tied up a lot, [[TooKinkyToTorture not that she really minds]].

* DepravedBisexual
* DistaffCounterpart: Of Superman. In the sense that they're both dicks.
* TooKinkyToTorture: The site regards her habit of getting tied up as this.


Batman's sidekick. Totally not also his boyfriend.

* AmbiguouslyGay
* ButtMonkey: Often the victim of mean pranks courtesy of Superman and Batman.
* DistressedDamsel: This most famously occurred when Green Lantern, Flash, Atom and Batman were all worried about their wives... all, that is, except for Batman, who expressed his fear for Robin in the same tone.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: It seems Mr Wayne goes through orphans faster than most of us go through out shoes. Notably Batman's reaction to finding Robin's hanging corpse is "Oh no, not again!".

!![[SecretIdentity Clark Kent]]

Superman's civilian identity. Superman is a dick to him too, however that's supposed to work.

* ButtMonkey: Superman seems to hate him and at least once [[ had thugs beat him up]]
* {{Cyborg}}: He seems to be one in [[ this cover]]
* DrivenToSuicide: Superman fakes this for Kent with surprising regularity.
* MindScrew: How exactly are Clark Kent and Superman able to interact at all, let alone Clark be the victim of Superman's dickery?

!!The Kents

Clark's adoptive parents. They appear in the 'Superbaby' comics, where they really don't want anyone to know that Clark has super powers.
* SkewedPriorities: They're more worried about people finding out about Clark's abilities than the havoc he's wreaking.