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[[caption-width-right:339:[-The smudges are [[https://thatguywiththeglasses.fandom.com/wiki/File:3year.jpg autographs]]. Left to right, top row: [[Creator/DarkMazeStudios Ed Glaser]], WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows, WebVideo/PawDugan, [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], WebVideo/{{Phelous}}, WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede, [[WebVideo/TheGameHeroes Handsome Tom]], [[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]], WebVideo/MarzGurl, WebVideo/BennettTheSage. Bottom row: Holly Brown (TGWTG show runner), WebVideo/ObscurusLupa, [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]], WebVideo/{{Benzaie}}, [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]], WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob, [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Ma-Ti]] (Bhargav), [[WebVideo/LukeMochrieAndTheInners Luke (Kinley) Mochrie]], [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]], [[WebVideo/TheGameHeroes 8-Bit Mickey]], That Other Guy (Rob Walker).-]]]

A list of characters from the Website/ChannelAwesome anniversary special ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''.
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[[folder:Group One]]
! WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic as [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]
-> Played by: Creator/DougWalker

* BecomingTheMask: After spending ages [[DefiedTrope actively averting it]], when he's had enough of everything he rants about all the crap that's happened to ''Link''. Although, ranting about his life as the Critic would probably take up an episode of its own.
** Also done at the end in a sadder way with [[spoiler: Ma-Ti]], he throws away his tie when he's rushing over and [[spoiler: Ma-Ti]] knocks his glasses off. Those were the last two "Critic" identifiers left.
* BreakTheHaughty: Done nicer than in ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'' (he does get to be a good guy instead of just being willing to commit murder-suicide) but he still gets punished for being greedy. And with his reaction to Ma-Ti's [[spoiler: death]], it overlaps with BreakTheCutie.
* CallBack: He reviewed ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda1989'' cartoon in an earlier review.
* CharacterDevelopment: From being a greedy asshole to a capable leader who can boost morale with a RousingSpeech. Not only that, but he keeps himself ''relatively'' stable compared to how he was in WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}. At the end, he even considers going on another quest to [[spoiler:resurrect Ma-Ti]]. He also seems to have gotten his greed under control as he decides to hide the Gauntlet rather than profit from it after seeing the magic it uses is real.
** The development also seeps into his usual episodes, in both a good and bad way. Good news is that he's learned all actions have consequences and pain is necessary, bad news is that his MilesToGoBeforeISleep side has gotten worse.
* CoolSword: The Master Sword, in fact... which unceremoniously [[ThrowItIn (and unexpectedly)]] breaks in part 6.
* DespairEventHorizon: Starts ranting about in-character woes when he grows sick of all the magic he's encountering.
** Until Linkara gives him the idea of another quest, he really doesn't take [[spoiler:the death of]] one of his comrades well. And the failure feeling isn't even constricted to this one special, as his GuiltComplex in reviews got more apparent because of it. Especially [[DespairEventHorizon the Scooby-Doo review when he goes on a rant on the pointlessness of his career]] and WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee, where he doesn't even bother to hide his depression.
* TheDitz: Although he gets some intelligence back in part five.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: Maybe he was GenreSavvy to know he'd get saved, but he looked surprisingly okay with things when [[spoiler:Jaffers]] was about to kill him both times.
* FlatEarthAtheist: He refuses to believe in magic ''after meeting a lightning-spewing witch'', but he still thinks a broken chain letter will bring bad luck.
* GenreSavvy: He's aware of his BadBoss tendencies in a crossover, and seems to be more receptive to other people's ideas and regrets having said WellExcuseMePrincess to Lupa.
* HypocriticalHumor: The Critic complains bitterly about the frequent spelling errors in the map. Note that Doug has, in the past, spelt "Nostalgia Critic" incorrectly in his reviews and manages to mess up the spelling in the credits of Suburban Knights.
* InnocentFanserviceGuy: Until it was pointed out to him, he had no idea that he was wearing such a... revealing costume.
** ReluctantFanserviceGirl: Genderswapped version. According to Iron Liz, Doug requested strongly on the first day that nobody look up his skirt. But due to wind and an apparently ungainly falling over, everyone did.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Film Brain, Ma-Ti and (to a lesser extent) 8-Bit Mickey get treated badly, but he listens to his team, sulkingly accepts the "lady lessons" Lupa teaches him and worries about the others when he realizes that the BigBad is tracking them. [[spoiler: He's also VERY upset about the death of his comrade.]]
* ManInAKilt: Yes, one more skirt trope.
* MeanBoss: He starts off like this to everyone but he's nicer when he's with his team. But his treating Ma-Ti badly comes back to bite him in the ass. ''Hard''.
* MrViceGuy: Oblivious, greedy, bitchy, bratty as hell... but still sympathetic and ultimately a good man.
* PapaWolf: After seeing [[spoiler: Malachite effortlessly blow up people]], he looks back at his team and is the first to confront him. It [[GroinAttack doesn't work]], but it's the thought that counts.
* RealMenWearPink: He claims that his outfit is "a manly costume."
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Repeatedly, once the Witch shows her RedEyesTakeWarning. Iron Liz and Linkara's commentary says that they were on the other end of the trail about half a mile away and could ''still'' hear him doing it.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: That skirt is mini and the boots are short for no reason. Well, maybe [[RuleOfFunny one]] or [[{{Fanservice}} two]] reasons...
** According to the commentary, Doug was both freezing and sunburned everywhere. So it wasn't practical in real life either.
* ThrowTheDogABone: After his DespairEventHorizon, he gets to have a EurekaMoment about the map and then he's one of the happiest to see [[spoiler: Suede back]].
* WellExcuseMePrincess: Says this to Lupa, then promptly tells the party to never let him say it again.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: [[spoiler:He makes Chester search for the necronomicon because he really is desperate to a) not accept death and b) get Ma-Ti back.]]

! WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick as [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Arwen]]
-> Played by: Creator/LindsayEllis

* BettyAndVeronica: It's in the background, but she's (intentionally done, Lindsay said in the commentary) {{Ship Tease}}d with Critic, Benzaie and Creator/JewWario. As we know, Critic's the femme, bratty, fucked up ball of need, while [=JewWario=] and Benzaie both prove to be men she can cling to and offer silent support. But in the end, those two seem to have lost.
* BilingualBonus: In part one, the Chick says a line in gaelic- "pog ma thoin" (kiss my ass) which is translated as "it's cool".
* BishieSparkle: More like Bishie White Flash.
* CallBack; In her ''Top 11 Embarrassing and Nostalgic Dance Crazes'' video, she puts The Macarena in Number 1.
* ConfusionFu: Her weaponized montages are this; she circles the enemy, waving her arms and babbling to sufficiently confuse them before punching them in the face. Lampshaded by Todd and Bennet.
* DullSurprise: It's especially obvious during the scenes in Doug's house and the elf montage sections.
* GratuitousForeignLanguage: She arrives in an Arwen costume and starts spouting Elvish words (which no one else could understand, and she had to angrily tell them to read the subtitles). [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign It's not actual Elvish, though]], but a mixture of Hindi, Irish, [[WaxingLyrical song lyrics]], complete gibberish, complaining about her tight her dress is, quoting Music/LadyGaga lyrics and an odd choking sound.
* InnocentFanserviceGirl: In her first close-up inside Doug's house (before they all dress up), she showcases quite some cleavage, which Lindsay said to not have noticed before watching.
* MustHaveCaffeine: In all the pre-Arwen scenes, she's drinking coffee.
* TheStoic: Most of the time she's not really bothered by anything.
** NotSoStoic: She's visibly distressed by the idea of [[spoiler:Malachite getting his gauntlet back]] ("From the sound of it, everyone's gonna be screwed if he gets a hold of it!"), and is clinging to Jew Wario and teary-eyed [[spoiler:during Ma-Ti's funeral.]]
* VitriolicBestBuds: With the Critic. Although they're still snarky and ShipTease-y, they're a lot less belligerent than they have been before.
* WaxingLyrical: While doing her "Arwen Montage" and speaking elvish, she inserts the line, "[[Music/BarenakedLadies Chickity China/The Chinese Chicken/Have a drumstick/And your brain stops tickin']]."
** Her montage against the BigBad includes lyrics from "Music/BadRomance".

! [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] as Myth/KingArthur, as played by [[Theatre/{{Camelot}} Sir Richard Harris]]
-> Played by: Creator/LewisLovhaug

* ChekhovsGunman: His persistence of a song [[spoiler:inadvertently leads to the Critic learning about the Necronomicon at the end.]]
* ChestInsignia: The costume bears the Atop the Fourth Wall hat-brick-fire logo.
* CombatPragmatist: After fighting the Guardians for a while with his sword, he exclaims "Screw this!" and pulls out his gun.
* TheGlassesComeOff: Doesn't wear them when in costume.
* ThatRemindsMeOfASong: To the annoyance of everyone else.

! WebVideo/{{Phelous}} as [[Film/TheNeverendingStory Rockbiter]]
-> Played by: Phelan Porteous

* AxCrazy: Believes his figurines are alive. 8-bit Mickey thinks he's a little ''too'' into character.
** In Part 2 Mickey questions his belief that his "friends" are alive... to which Phelous replies, "'''They're more alive than you!'''"
** In Part 3 he talks to his "little friends" about killing Bennett... in front of Bennett.
* BecomingTheMask: To a ''far'' greater extent than the others. He truly believes that he's the Rockbiter and that his action figures are alive.
** [[spoiler:Subverted in Part 6; he's just ''really'' good at staying in character.]]
* CharacterDevelopment: From ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''. He went from gleefully strangling the Critic and telling the others to "have fun" as return for all the idea-stealing, to coming out of a funk to protect him and calls him a friend.
* CompanionCube: He starts treating a pair of action figures as being alive as soon as he puts on the costume.
* ConsultingMisterPuppet: His "little friends."
* HeroicBSOD: "They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?"
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: When Malachite [[UnflinchingWalk walks off]] an exploding car crash.

! WebVideo/{{Benzaie}} as Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian
-> Played by: Benjamin Daniel

* ByThePowerOfGrayskull: Attempted; when his sword gets hit by lightning and starts glowing, he shouts [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 "I have the power!"]]... before the thing "blows up" in sparks.
* CallBack: In a previous video, he claimed that ''Conan'' was his favorite film of the 1980s.
* RageAgainstTheHeavens: When Crom doesn't help in his hour of need.
* StealthPun: Unintentional -- he was supposed to say "Crom" when he makes his entrance, but Benzaie said "Come". This fits however with Nostalgia Critic's review of the ''Conan'' movies, where he includes a clip of Arnold comparing working out to "cumming".
* WalkingShirtlessScene: He was going to have a latex chest, but found he couldn't easily move in it.

! WebVideo/ObscurusLupa as [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Snow White]]
-> Played by: Creator/AllisonPregler

* ActionGirl: During the battle with [[spoiler:Jaffers']] group.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: She stays in character most of the time, but gets scary once she's pissed off.
* BlitheSpirit: At least when in-character.
-->'''Lupa:''' I'm just gonna hang back here and be enchanted and shit.'''
* ContractualGenreBlindness: Argues that due to her choice of character, she is required to be useless in battle.
* DeadpanSnarker: "Oh yeah, fairy tales are ''SO'' based on reality."
* DudeMagnet: We can add Sage, Joe and Critic to the list of guys who are attracted to her.
* DudeShesLikeInAComa: Sage and Critic fight over who gets to pull this on her, but she wakes up before they can.
* {{Fainting}}: Does so in battle.
* FieryRedhead: '''"YOU'RE GONNA BE A LADY AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!"''' ''(flawless smile)''
* HellBentForLeather: Wears a black leather jacket after really getting into the action in the final battle. For Lupa herself, it was a practical move given the heavy wind.
* LetsGetDangerous: In the battle against [[spoiler:Jaffers]].
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: With the Critic when she's not being princess-y. Eventually, he's learned his "bending like a lady" lesson while she's most happy with a gun.
* MoreDakka: [[spoiler:Borrows an SMG from Joe when she decides to [[LetsGetDangerous cut the crap]].]]
* NecktieLeash: Pulls this on the Critic a couple of times.
* {{Tsundere}}: Type B. She's trying so very hard to be delicate and princess-like, but The Critic's brattiness isn't exactly easy to put up with.

! WebVideo/BennettTheSage as [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Aslan]]
-> Played by: Bennett White

* IceCreamKoan: He makes them by randomly switching words around.
* {{Irony}}: The man [[EvilerThanThou who can make Ask That Guy]] [[VillainousBreakdown a crying heap in the corner]] [[PlayingAgainstType is playing]] [[MessianicArchetype a Jesus-like character]].
* MaliciousMisnaming: He is ''not'' [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz the Cowardly Lion]].
* PantheraAwesome: While his costume is somewhat lackluster compared to the others', he is able to get in a few punches during the fight scenes and can make a very epic roar.
** According to Iron Liz on Linkara's commentary, the tail (which eventually fell off because Bennett stepped on it) was even worse, since it's positioning at the bottom of the suit rather than at the tailbone made it look like a penis.

! Handsome Tom as Film/{{Willow}}
-> Played by: Thomas Hanley

* ADayInTheLimelight: In Part 4 he defeats a witch by [[CherryTapping pepper-spraying her in the face]] as she rains down lightning bolts.
* DemotedToExtra: He's had three lines, one spoken three times, in six episodes.
** In the commentary, other cast members said he was to have gotten a slightly bigger role, but he begged off, saying "I'm just here to have fun" and doesn't think he's an especially good actor.
* FastballSpecial: Attempts to throw Mickey into battle. Emphasis on "attempts".
* LampshadeHanging: His "I'm Willow" lampshades the fact that most viewers probably aren't familiar with the film.
** Or that those who ''are'' familiar with it wouldn't expect him to be well over six feet tall.
* NervesOfSteel: When everyone else is freaking out about he Witch, he calmly walks up and pepper sprays her.
* PrecisionFStrike: When the Critic reveals that they've been following a chain letter, he simply says "You fucker".
* RunningGag: "I'm Willow." (in [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/32013-suburban-knights-character-descriptions a video]], he even lampshades saying "Basically my only line in this is 'I'm Willow'")

! 8-Bit Mickey as Literature/PeterPan
-> Played by: Michael Paradis

* AscendedExtra: This movie gives him so many more lines, and showcases the emotions he goes through, than in ''Kickassia''. His MyFriendsAndZoidberg running jokes from the two first specials is all but forgotten.
* BerserkButton: Don't point out how similar (i.e. short) he is to Peter Pan or comment on him never growing up.
* ButtMonkey: In order to get rid of him, The Critic tells Mai-Ti that Mickey has erectile dysfunction and can [[BestialityIsDepraved only get off to goats.]]
* DontExplainTheJoke:
-->'''Lupa:''' [''addressing The Critic''] Listen here, you skirted little green fairy!\\
'''Mickey:''' It's funny because she isn't talking about me.
* FastballSpecial: Tries to have Tom use him for this. It fails miserably.
* NonActionGuy: So much that after flying around the villain, he says "That's all I got". (though he tries to fight Jaffer's team with a dagger, but the Critic is forced to "borrow" it...)
* NonSequiturThud: After the attempted FastballSpecial with Tom.
-->'''Mickey:''' The current time is 3:55. Thank you for flying Painful Airlines. *thud*

! WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede
-> Played by: William [=DuFresne=]

* DefeatMeansFriendship: Played for laughs.
* DualWielding
** [[EnforcedTrope Enforced]] - the katana used was actually real and he had to be careful not to accidentally cut anyone with it.
* EleventhHourRanger: Joins the team just in time to take part in the battle for Malachite's Hand.
* FriendlyEnemy: Despite being there to stop them from finding [[MacGuffin Malachite's Hand]], he essentially lets the Critic defeat him with a FingerpokeOfDoom before [[SixthRanger joining the team on their quest]].
* KatanasAreJustBetter
* PunchClockVillain: The actual obstacle got a desk job, he's filling in for him.
* TheMole: Unintentional yet effective example. By getting a job with the obstacles, he was in the position to betray their best-kept secret to the heroes when no one else would.
* SirNotAppearingInThisTrailer: Averted. He did the voice-over at the beginning and there was a quick close up of him being masked.
* SixthRanger: Make that Nineteenth Ranger.
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: In Part 6 he calmly walks to the witch while she's shooting lightning everywhere, quietly tells her "I find that very vexing", and then [[OneHitKO punches her out]].
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[[folder:Group Two]]
! [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]] as [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]]
-> Played by: Creator/NoahAntwiler

* AccidentalMisnaming: The Critic briefly refers to him as [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]].
* BigDamnHeroes: Leads Group Two into doing this when Group One and [[spoiler:Jaffers' group]] are fighting, turning a deadlocked battle into victory for the reviewers.
* CallBack: He previously appeared as the character in his ''VideoGame/UltimaI'' review, and his instructing of the Cloaks is a reference to his past work as a [[WebVideo/SpoonysCampaign dungeon master]].
* DodgyToupee: In the commentary, he expresses much hatred for his wig/beard - specially as the indoor scenes had him [[DyeingForYourArt inside a hot house under hot lights wearing "ten pounds of fucking hair"]].
* MadeOfIron: He ''has'' to be if he can survive [[spoiler:being finger-flicked into a double orbit and crash-landing]]!
* NonSequiturThud: After crashing into the BigBad.
* RealMenWearPink: Gandalf is keeper of the Red Ring of Anor. Spoony wears a [[Comicbook/GreenLantern pink Star Sapphire ring]].
* RedHerring: An unintentional one, but because the illustration of the gauntlet's origin had Aeon wearing a pink ring, viewers thought that it was Spoony's. According to Spoony this was completely unintentional and he wishes he hadn't worn the ring because of this.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: He says all his lines Tolkien style, forcing Todd to translate.
* WrongGenreSavvy: He tries to apply ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' and [=LARPing=] rules to get the Cloaks out of the way... and they don't comply to his attempt. Neither does the BigBad.
* YouShallNotPass: Tries this with The Cloaks. Subverted in that he only gets his hat shot off for his troubles, and they do end up passing him.

! WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob as Franchise/IndianaJones
-> Played by: Creator/BradJones

* CallBack: His intro illustration shows him holding a [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Crystal]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Pepsi]].
* TheCastShowOff: Rob and Doug chose the role because Brad kept on imitating Indy during filming of both the ''Leprechaun'' crossover and ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''
* TheCharmer: Effortlessly talks a random person into letting a group of 9 oddly dressed strangers into her house, even after Joe messed things up first.
* DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff: Airport security forced him to adopt this as opposed to the expected whip. Which is [[HilariousInHindsight hilarious]] when you learn that he actually arrived for the shoot by train. Doubly hilarious when one recalls that he hates flying.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:This is his reaction to seeing Malachite do a fancy staff kata.]]
* StealthPun: His real name's Brad ''Jones''.
* ThemeMusicPowerUp: [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong An 8-bit version of]]... the "Raider's March", of course.
** Brad said it is his cellphone ringtone, and even speculated that if it rung on the train (where he was in full costume), people would think "That's the biggest Indiana Jones fan ever!".

! [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] as [[Film/ThePrincessBride Inigo Montoya]]
-> Played by: Joe Vargas

* AmazonChaser: Angry Joe seems to approve of the ActionGirl of Snow White.
* AnachronismStew: Is playing Inigo Montoya... yet he still has his gun.
* BadassBoast: [[Film/TrainingDay "King Kong ain't got nothing on me!"]]
* {{Hammerspace}}: Where he keeps his guns.
* {{Leitmotif}}: A Spanish guitar can be heard whenever he speaks his signature line.
* {{Malaproper}}: He keeps getting [[YouKilledMyFather part]] of his own line wrong.
** In the final part, he screws up [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya another]] (a ThrowItIn by Joe, as he was supposed to say it right).
* MoreDakka: Twice he pulls his machine gun (though once, because the other side was also using it, and another [[CombatPragmatist for the sake of it]]).
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: He appears to be going in and out of Creator/MandyPatinkin's accent from ''Film/ThePrincessBride'', most likely for comic effect.
* PrecisionFStrike: "My name is Inigo Montoya, ''motherfukers''!"
* RunningGag: He keeps screwing up which relative died in the YouKilledMyFather line. The one time he gets that part right, he screws up the MyNameIsInigoMontoya part. The commentaries reveal that he was supposed to get the last one right but [[ThrowItIn accidentally messed it up and they kept it anyway]].
* TriggerHappy: Joe is very, very happy when he realizes he can use his machine gun.

! WebVideo/{{Marzgurl}} as [[Anime/PrincessMononoke San]]
-> Played by: Kaylyn Dicksion

* ActionGirl: She can wield a mean spear.
* ClothesMakeTheSuperman: Seems to have gained an enhanced sense of smell after donning her costume.
* DidYouThinkICantFeel: Her response to "Yeah, your mother was a bitch and your mother was a bull! Guess it makes you a bullshitzu!" is "I have feelings, too!"
* GratuitousJapanese: Which is actually genuine!
* SilenceYouFool: Shouts it to stop Film Brain and Luke's argument. In Japanese, of course.
** "''Urusai!''"
* TheSmurfettePrinciple: At least within Group 2.

! [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] as Literature/HarryPotter
-> Played by: Mathew Buck

* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Luke is this as far as he's concerned.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
-->'''Cloak #1:''' Oh, look, a butterfly.\\
'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' WHERE?!
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: [[spoiler:But he gets better.]]
* ButtMonkey: Though to a lesser degree than Ma-Ti.
* CrazyJealousGuy: Toward the Nostalgia Critic.
* DistressedDude: [[spoiler:Got left behind and captured by the cloaks.]]
* HiddenDepths: He tried to add a darker side to the overtly happy character, by having fights with Luke and such.
* TheLoad: [[spoiler:To the Cloaks. You can't really blame them for ditching him.]]
* PityTheKidnapper: [[spoiler: Film Brain as Cloak 4 is so incredibly useless (including having to be carried at some point) that the Cloaks end up ditching him for being more trouble than he's worth.]]
* ThePollyanna: He's always with a smile in his face. Which can be rather unnerving when he's obviously angry.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl
* WeakWilled: The Cloaks easily hypnotize him to their side.
--->'''Cloak:''' Look into my eyes.
--->'''Film Brain:''' I can't see your eyes! They're covered up!
--->'''Cloak:''' Oh. Well, pretend you can see my eyes.
--->'''Film Brain:''' Okay!
--->'''Cloak:''' ''LOOK INTO THEM''!
--->(Film Brain lets out girly scream)
* {{Yandere}}: As he sees Luke with The Critic.

! [[WebVideo/LukeMochrieAndTheInners Luke Mochrie]] also as Literature/HarryPotter[[note]]While Kinley appears male in the movie, she has since come out as female (and subsequently changed her name). As such she will be referred to with female pronouns. The Luke name is in reference to the character in the film, Kinley in reference to the actress.[[/note]]
-> Played by: [[AsHimself Kinley Mochrie]]

* CostumeCopycat: Debatable. If you look closely, Film Brain wears the costume seen in the first two films, Luke wears the uniform from the remaining films.
* TheRival: For Film Brain.
* YouWouldDoTheSameForMe: Says this after saving Film Brain, marking the point where their relationship starts to thaw.
-->'''Film Brain''': Well ''now'' I would!

! Creator/JewWario as [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Jareth]]
-> Played by: Justin Carmical

* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: His main use of his Fushigi Ball.
* BlindedByTheLight: He inflicts this on the enemy by unzipping.
* CallBack[: He previously appeared as the character in his [[http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/03/ycpt-3-20-labyrinth-famicom/ Labyrinth]] review and in his own WA☆RI☆ON story line. And of course, The Nostalgia Chick's review on the movie, as the [[PerverseSexualLust female reaction shows.]]
* ClothesMakeTheSuperman: Merely wearing the Jareth costume causes the ladies of TGWTG to fawn over him.
* FacialMarkings: Has Jareth's eye-makeup on in costume.
* GagPenis: With magical powers to [[spoiler:deflect lightning balls and [[BlindedByTheLight blind enemies]].]]
* IAmNotLeonardNimoy: He is referred to as "Music/DavidBowie from ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''" as opposed to simply "Jareth."
* MrFanservice: Complete with [[GagPenis The Codpiece]].
* NiceGuy: Even though he does have some fun acting flirty and just a touch raunchy as Jareth, it's still Creator/JewWario. In the special he really goes out of his way in giving [[spoiler:Malachite]] more kindness than he deserves.
* NonActionGuy: Despite his lack of direct attacks, he makes for one hell of a "debuffer".

! WebVideo/PawDugan as [[Film/DungeonsAndDragons2000 Profion]]
-> Played by: Paul Schuler

* AnachronismStew: Despite portraying a character from a medieval setting, he still retains his iconic headphones.
* AscendedExtra: Technically not an extra, but he arguably had the smallest part in WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}. Here, he gets plenty of opportunities to ham it up.
* BatterUp: He does so with a tree branch to [[spoiler:the Voice of the Ancient World.]]
* BecomingTheMask: Not quite at the level of Phelous, but does seem to be rather concerned with gaining everybody's rage. Including that of the trees.
* CallBack: Obviously to the "Dungeons and Dragons" reviews on the site.
* EvilIsHammy: Normally Paw would be the more mellow of the reviewers, but he dishes out the ham like no other when in costume.
* IAmNotLeonardNimoy: Luke calls him "Creator/JeremyIrons" rather than the character's name. Averted when Paw himself says "Home run for Profion!"
* IKnowMaddenKombat: Uses his staff to perform a "home run" on the Voice of the Ancient World.
* LargeHam: Seems to be trying to one-up Creator/JeremyIrons' hamminess in his take on the role.
* VerbalTic: Tends to end his sentences with "AHHTSTSTSTS."

! WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows as [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Dread Pirate Roberts]]
-> Played by: Todd Nathanson

* BlindMistake: A common result of his mask.
* CoolMask: Which somewhat restricts his vision during the fight scene.
* DarkIsNotEvil: Just as how it was in the original ''Princess Bride''.
* DeadpanSnarker: Like most of the cast, but he's pretty much the OnlySaneMan on his team.
* PlayingWithFire: Was the one who dealt with the cremation.
--> '''Nostalgia Critic:''' We'd like to thank Todd for handling the cremation, even though I don't think any of us want to know ''how'', or ''why'' he did it.
--> '''Todd:''' *holding a lighter* Yeah, it's probably best you don't ask.
* RecognitionFailure: At first, he thinks the cast didn't know who he was dressed as (even though they have an Inigo Montoya). Then he notices that they aren't recognizing ''Todd''. Presumably the hoodie was his sole identifying mark to them.
* TranslatorBuddy: Translates Spoony's high-flown fantasy dialogue into mundane terms for the rest of the group.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Apparently with the ''entire cast''. When the Cloaks attack, he tells them to stop because:
-->'''Todd:''' I barely know these guys, I just do music reviews! I don't even like these people!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Antagonists]]
!Malachite
-> Played by: [[Characters/TheNostalgiaCritic Orlando Belisle Jr.]]

* BadassLongcoat: He might be evil, but he's got a kick ass coat- long, leather, and still manages to flap in the wind.
* BerserkButton: His hatred of technology and all those who use and depend on it.
* BigBad: The main antagonist of the movie.
* BlackEyesOfEvil: It's a side effect of using too much magic without the gauntlet, as magic drains its user's life force.
* BroughtDownToNormal: A follow-up vid reveals [[spoiler:he has been stripped of his powers and banished to a cafe in Wisconsin where he now works as a server]].
* BulletCatch: Done with Linkara's gun.
* CastFromHitpoints: Magic drains his life force. He starts feeling the effects in Part 5.
* TheCastShowOff: Orlando Belisle, Jr. is an accomplished martial artist and is able to showcase a lot of his moves in Part 7.
* CharacterCatchphrase: "What do you think of the 21st century?" Usually said whenever he's talking to someone who refuses to stop using their technological gadgetry.
* TheChessmaster: Malachite set everything in the story into motion and everyone dances to his tune.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: At least in regards to StupidEvil below.
* CoolShades: Always wears sunglasses. He uses them to hide his BlackEyesOfEvil.
** ScaryShinyGlasses: Which the cast note in the commentary for the special, often shows the reflection of the cameraman in front of him.
** SinisterShades: Since he is the villain, they give him an air of menace.
* CurbStompBattle: Does this to both [[spoiler:Jaffers and his group]] and the TGWTG crew. Of course, they're a bunch of geeks with barely a real weapon between them and he's an immortal MagicKnight.
* TheDreaded: Jaffers and his friends are doing their best to prevent Malachite from reclaiming his gauntlet.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: He is walking in an open field and tries to hitch-hike. He is picked up by a very flighty, materialistic guy, which prompts him to complain about the effects of this century's modern technology on humanity, and eventually kills him with supernatural powers.
* EvilLuddite: Given his backstory, it's no wonder he loathes all technology.
* EvilMentor: [[spoiler:Malachite taught Jaffers magic when he tried to trick Jaffers into finding the gauntlet for him.]]
* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler: Malachite was not destroyed. Instead, he was banished to a little corner of Hell known as... [[PlaceWorseThanDeath the All Around Cafe, in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin]], where he is a barista and the owner's resident ButtMonkey.]]
* TheGift: According to WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall, [[spoiler: normally any wizard who became evil would eventually lose all powers, but Malachite is one of the few exceptions able to ''somehow'' ignore that weakness. The wizard who explains this also points out that Malachite was [[TimeAbyss already ancient when the modern form of magic was young]]; modern wizards just aren't in his league.]]
* HellbentForLeather
* HiddenAgendaVillain: For most of the story it's hard to tell just what his deal is, killing two people for relying on technology and walking around with an evil {{Leitmotif}}, but then helping Group 2 by returning their map. [[spoiler: Turns out that Malachite couldn't find the gauntlet on his own, so he used the Website/ChannelAwesome crew to find it for him, sending the map as a chain letter and putting a tracking spell on it.]]
* HomeRunHitter: A MegatonPunch throws [[spoiler:Jaffers]] away, and a finger flick turns Spoony into ATwinkleInTheSky.
* {{Hypocrite}}: For all his anti-technology preaching and killing people for relying on it, it's later revealed in the last part that [[spoiler:he has a smartphone (an EVO 4G specifically)]]. Oddly, he specifically states he's not a hypocrite.
** It's implied that [[spoiler:he doesn't even know what the word 'hypocrite' actually means (and doesn't care to find out)]].
* ImplacableMan: A car hits him and explodes as he crosses the street. It blows up and [[UnflinchingWalk he continues on normally]].
* TheJuggernaut: Probably the main reason why he's so intimidating. No matter what the critics throw at him during the final fight, he keeps shrugging it and continues to fight.
* KnightOfCerebus: Any time he's onscreen, [[MoodWhiplash things get grim]].
* LuddWasRight: His perspective is shown to lie here from the very beginning.
* MagicKnight: In a way. He is a powerful mage, but also a strong physical fighter, and demonstrates several times that he knows martial arts.
* MeaningfulName: His name is a reference to a [[spoiler:green crystal and probably what the crystal that powers the gauntlet is made of.]]
* MundaneUtility: Occasionally uses his incredible, earth shattering magic powers to do things like... pick up his fallen hat.
* NietzscheWannabe: He wants to destroy the world and all its technology.
* OmnicidalManiac: [[spoiler:It's implied a few times that he may not be as hypocritical as Team TGWTG think he is and may have just been after the destruction of the world out of revenge for not being the founder of modern civilization.]]
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: He's an immortal wizard from ancient times.
* TheSociopath: He's a very self-centered hypocrite.
* SparingTheFinalMook: Surprisingly enough, yes. Despite never having shown an ounce of mercy, having murdered people simply for relying on technology while in his presence, and having killed or attacked several members of Jaffers' gang despite them not resisting (Jaffers) or not having attacked him, (the Witch and Cat) when the last [[BlackCloak Cloak]] says "ScrewThisImOuttaHere" and runs away rather than fight him, Malachite just lets him go rather than take a second to finish him off.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: The special shows his name as both [[spoiler:Malachite]] in the actor credit and [[spoiler:Malachite]] elsewhere. Given Doug's propensity for misspelling words, it is unknown at this point which is the correct spelling (though probably "Malachite", which is an actual word and makes it a MeaningfulName).
* SpinToDeflectStuff: Done with the bullets shot by Joe and Lupa's machine guns.
* StupidEvil: Downplayed. At the very least, [[spoiler: he seems to be unaware of his hypocrisy. Stating he's not a hypocrite could mean that he might not even know the meaning of the word.]]
* TheUnsmile: After he's [[spoiler: banished to the All-Around Cafe]] he's forced to smile for [[spoiler: the customers]], but is only capable of giving one of these.
* VileVillainSaccharineShow: The world of That Guy With The Glasses is by no means a happy-go-lucky land, and the special is no exception. But he's still a far more imposing and sinister villain than you would expect from the site's productions, and accumulates a fairly large body count to his name.
* WouldHitAGirl: He's an equal opportunity bad guy. Though in Nostalgia Chick's case, he allows a switch for a stunt double, [[ButtMonkey Nella]].

! Chuck Jaffers
-> Played by: Rob Walker
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: He was heard raving about Malachite's Hand in the days leading up to his disappearance.
* HarmlessVillain: [[spoiler: Ultimately. When you're so pathetic that you make the Critic look competent in comparison, you know you're in trouble.]]
* HeroAntagonist: [[spoiler: Jaffers just wants to keep Malachite from the gauntlet and thinks the reviewers aren't worthy guardians. Never mind that he's blatantly incompetent and that the TGWTG crew massively outnumbers Jaffers' group, which means they might have a slightly better chance of guarding the gauntlet.]]
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: [[spoiler: He completely misses everyone in Team 1 at point blank range!]]
* KnightTemplar: [[spoiler:After hearing how TheInternetIsForPorn, he decides Channel Awesome can't possibly be pure enough for his purposes.]]
* LonersAreFreaks: [[spoiler: Subverted, he is actually a perfect normal person(even if a little odd due to [[FishOutOfTemporalWater being from the past]]), who is perfectly aware Dungeons & Dragons is just a game, and even comments that he started to get suspicious when Malachite seemed to take the search for malachite's hand as real.]]
* MadlibsCatchPhrase: [[spoiler:"A little too ..."]]
* PosthumousCharacter: Presumably; he's been missing for just over 30 years before the special began. [[spoiler:Turns out he was just sealed in a book.]]
* SealedGoodInACan: [[spoiler:Though technically a good guy in that he's against Malachite, he's an antagonist to the Channel Awesome crew for deciding they aren't worthy of finding the gauntlet.]]
* ShadowArchetype: Personality-wise, he's the Critic without the likability.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Critics deemed not worthy of protecting the Gauntlet? Kill them all.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: [[spoiler:When Malachite sends Spoony flying into the air, he eventually falls back on the battlefield. Jaffers, meanwhile, never reappears. Then again, he did get shot ''up'' instead of at an angle...]]
** Also, note that [[spoiler: Spoony is only finger flicked into the air, while Jaffers is sent flying with a MegatonPunch.]]
** [[http://channelawesome.com/critics-creatures-last-angry-geek/ Now we know what happened!]] [[spoiler: He was launched into space, the gravity of various objects in the solar system pulling him into an elliptical orbit. A piece of debris from Turrell's exploded ship knocked him back to Earth five years after the events of Suburban Knights, Cloak 1 cushioning his fall. He was kept alive by a trance spell keeping him in suspended animation. Although it's also suggested he got back long before and Cloak 1 is paying him to fake it for his video.]]

! WebVideo/TheLastAngryGeek, Jim Jarosz, and WebVideo/IronLiz as The Cloaks
-> Played by: [[WebVideo/TheLastAngryGeek Brian Heinz]], James Jarosz, and [[WebVideo/IronLiz Elizabeth Skochil]]
* AnachronismStew:
-->'''Cloak 1:''' Unleash the fire of a thousand arrows!
-->'''Cloak 3:''' You mean the machine gun?
-->'''Cloak 1:''' [{{beat}}] Yes.
* CastFromHitpoints: Magic drains life energy, causing Cloak 1 to start panting after several lightning balls.
-->'''Cloak 3:''' Don't use the magic. You know what it does to you! [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy And besides, you're a lousy shot]].
* DistinctiveAppearances: Despite being dressed identically, it's possible to tell which Cloak you're looking at. The one played by [[spoiler:The Last Angry Geek]] because of his size compared to the other two, and the one played by [[spoiler:Iron Liz]] due to having boobs and wearing gloves (which were actually driving gloves).
* EnemyMine: [[spoiler:Kind of. When Malachite shows up they stop fighting the reviewers and go after him instead.]]
* EvenEvilHasStandards: One of the Cloaks hits Angry Joe when he says Santa doesn't exist to a little girl.
* EvilSoundsDeep: Their normal speaking voices are whispery, but the howl they give off when angered certainly qualifies.
* {{Expy}}: For the [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Ringwraiths]] and possibly the [[VideoGame/UltimaV Shadowlords]].
* TheFaceless
--->'''Cloak:''' Look into my eyes.
--->'''Film Brain:''' I can't see your eyes! They're covered up!
--->'''Cloak:''' Oh. Well, pretend you can see my eyes.
--->'''Film Brain:''' Okay!
--->'''Cloak:''' ''LOOK INTO THEM''!
* GenreSavvy: They can quote Film/ThePrincessBride!
** WrongGenreSavvy: On the other hand, they believe the reviewers are honorable opponents...
* HelpImStuck: Covered slides were not designed for husky gentlemen like Cloak 1.
* HonorBeforeReason: When the battle of the playground is interrupted, the parties find another playground to resume. As the Cloaks take their places, the heroes just leave and make fun of their "too assuming" adversaries.
** [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Minions With An F In Evil]]
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Neither Cloak 1 with his lightning blasts or Cloak 3 with the "fire of a thousand arrows" (a machine gun) are very accurate.
* MookChivalry: [[spoiler:Two of the cloaks do this while fighting Malachite. It doesn't end well.]]
* MoreDakka: When they pull a machine gun.
* PityTheKidnapper: After [[spoiler:brainwashing Film Brain into their ranks]], they spend the next part trying to get rid of him.
* TheReveal: Cloak 1 is revealed to be [[spoiler:the Last Angry Geek]] as he does his ScrewThisImOuttaHere moment.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: After seeing [[spoiler:Malachite effortlessly beat the other Cloaks and give Jaffers a MegatonPunch into orbit]], Cloak 1 does this.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: [[spoiler:Cloak 1 flees the field as the Last Angry Geek, but 2 and 3 are unaccounted for at the end. They aren't shown to be killed like Cat's puppeteer and the witch, nor are they shown being knocked away like Jaffers. They just... vanish.]]
** RealLifeWritesThePlot: [[spoiler:Iron Liz and Linkara's commentary says that while fighting Malachite, he accidentally kicked her in the knee ''really hard'', to the point that she was limping for the better part of a week, so for the rest of the filming of that scene she was inside lying down.]]
* YouAreNumberSix: Refer to each other as Cloak 1, Cloak 2, and Cloak 3.

!Cat
->Played by: Dave Myers

* ADogNamedDog: [[spoiler:Subverted in that he's just the arm of an actual human.]]
* ConsultingMisterPuppet: When the cat puppet is removed and hit, the puppeteer faints.
* DemonicDummy: WordOfGod states that either the puppet is in control of the human, or they're both the same entity.
* EarlyBirdBoss
* HandPuppet
* MindScrew: His reaction to the montage, which leads to getting punched.
* OneSteveLimit: Is in no way related to The Cat, a female contributor to the site who cameoed during the Year One Brawl.
* ShapedLikeItself: "What? It's straightforward and self-explanatory!"
* SomeCallMeTim: "I am a creature of the ancient world simply known as... Cat."
* SpecialEffectsFailure: In-universe and PlayedForLaughs. The actual puppeteer gets up and starts fighting against our "[[DesignatedHero Heroes]]", but no one mentions that, apparently still believing it was a magical creature with a stupid name.

!Witch Warrior/The Good Witch Of The Woods
->Played by: N. Cardena

* AffablyEvil: Acts like a sweet old lady, even when talking about how she's going to kill everyone.
* AmbiguouslyEvil: [[http://atopfourthwall.tumblr.com/post/168386633308 As pointed out]] by Linkara, her character wasn't doing anything wrong per se.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: See AffablyEvil above. She also tries her best to tolerate being tormented by Critic and the others. It doesn't end very well.
* CherryTapping: Is defeated by ''pepper spray''.
** She is defeated again in part 6 by a simple punch in the face from [[spoiler:Suede]].
* DarkIsNotEvil: Certainly better than the [[DesignatedHero "heroes"]].
* DoNotTauntCthulhu: She may be relatively pleasant, but she's still a frigging ''witch.'' [[BewaretheNiceOnes Not exactly smart to push her buttons.]]
* EurekaMoment: Gets one when Critic mentions the chain letter, and almost instantly guesses who sent it and why.
* FateWorseThanDeath: Promises that this will happen to the Critic and others when she gets fed up with their teasing, saying among other things that {{Eldritch Abomination}}s from H.P Lovecraft will eat their eyes.
* GlassCannon: She can deal out lightning like nobody's business, but can't seem to take a hit.
* HaHaHaNo: She takes the abuse of Critic and his team in stride, for a while.
* IAmAHumanitarian: Intends to smash in the brains of the reviewers and drink from their bleeding skulls.
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy
* MercyKill: Believes she's doing this to The Critic's group.
-->"Oh, oh dear. Perhaps it's better if you die now rather than wait for what's coming. I know what hunts you, and believe me it's much kinder if I just smash your brains in and drink from your bleeding skull."
* NonIndicativeName: Unless shooting lightning at people and saying they'd be better off dead counts as "Good".
* PunnyName: The map refers to her as "Witch Warrior" in order for the riddle to work.
** Technically it calls her "Wich Warrior", Jaffers forgot the T.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Her eyes glow red when she loses her patience.

!The Voice of the Ancient World
-> Voiced by: Creator/JamesRolfe

* HardLight: He's just a ball of light that speaks. And punches people.
* UnexpectedCharacter: Who would have thought that this voice that's older than time [[spoiler: sounded like a Jersey born [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd foul mouthed video game reviewer]]]]?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Supporting Cast]]
! [[Characters/TheNostalgiaCritic Ma-Ti]] (from ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}'')
-> Played by: Bhargav Dronamraju

* ButtMonkey: Oh so ''very'' much.
* DiedHappilyEverAfter: [[spoiler:He saved the world and finally feels reassured that Critic and the others actually do give a shit about him.]]
* LastWords: [[spoiler:"The power is yours..."]]
* MeaningfulFuneral: Played for bittersweet laughs.
* ReallyDeadMontage: [[spoiler:Played for dark comedy, as most of the clips are either of the group mistreating him or him getting fed up with that treatment]]
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: The Nostalgia Critic does this right to his face, though it doesn't seem to register at first. He clues in by Part 5 and gives him a WhatTheHellHero back.
** HeartIsAnAwesomePower: [[spoiler:He's the only one able to beat Malachite.]]

! Bill
-> Played by: James Troken

* NoSenseOfDirection: He's driven into lakes. ''Four times.''
* TheStoner: "Dude, what are you on? Cause I totally want some!"

![[Characters/TheSpoonyExperiment The Gate Cleaner]]
-> Played by: Noah Antwiler

* AccidentalMisnaming: Doug didn't know the character's name, and wrote him in the script as "Dungeon Master." This resulted in Spoony not realizing that he was expected to film those scenes until the main shoot was over, and Doug asked him to get the shots to him within two weeks.
* CallBack: He played him in his ''[[TabletopGame/AtmosFear Nightmare]]'' review and one of his ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}'' reviews.
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: He even says he's contractually obligated to start every appearance with "DOOOOOM!"
* HenpeckedHusband: His scene ends when he gets a call from his wife (also played by Noah) asking if he remembered the croutons.

! [[Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian Crom]]
-> Voiced by: [[Creator/LordKaT Jason Pullara]]

* {{Jerkass}}: Crom sees anyone who openly prays to him as a weakling. Benzaie is ''very'' lucky Crom didn't smite him on the spot, as Crom has done in those cases.

! [[Characters/TheNostalgiaChick Elisa]]
-> Played by Elisa Hansen
* BoundAndGagged: Minus the gag.
* NoNameGiven: She plays an anonymous homeowner.

! [[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With the Glasses]]
-> Played by: Creator/DougWalker

* CharacterCatchphrase: Gets two of them in as his first two lines: "Oh, _____, didn't hear you come in" and "That's a very good question".
* ObfuscatingStupidity: He makes it ridiculously easy for Team B to get both things they want.

! Aeon
* PosthumousCharacter: Died thousands of years prior to the events of the film.
* WeUsedToBeFriends: With Malachite, until their differing philosophies pitted them against each other.

! [[Characters/TheNostalgiaChick Nella]]
-> Played by: Antonella Inserra
* ButtMonkey: It's Nella, what do you expect?
* StuntDouble: She'll gladly cover the Chick's stunts, even putting her own life on the line!
* WrittenInInfirmity: Lindsay said she would be "my [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Patsy]]", but as Nella couldn't get enough time off work, it was reduced to a cameo.

! Larry Prince
-> Played by: Barney Walker
* AndThatsTerrible: "Sad. Very, very sad."
* WorstNewsJudgementEver: His top story is the disappearance of an obscure game store clerk, followed by [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan the president]] getting shot as being [[HumorDissonance "On a lighter note"]].
[[/folder]]
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