Here is the list of characters in Sailor Moon Abridged.

!Heroes [[BlackAndGreyMorality (we think)]]
::'''The Bitchez in general'''
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: In-universe. To the characters in the actual show. Serena is a TooDumbToLive bulimic [[ComedicSociopathy comedic sociopath]] instead of the GeniusDitz, ThePollyanna, and TheHero rolled into one. Raye is a whole bunch of {{goth}}, {{emo}}, junkie, and satanist stereotypes rolled into one instead of a wannabe temple priestess who takes everything she does seriously. Lita is a girl who used to be a man rather than an ActionGirl trying to be more feminine. Amy is a book smart ButtMonkey rather than the shy, quiet, book smart voice of reason. Mina is a ValleyGirl prostitute rather than a slightly ditzier, yet ultimately caring version of Serena.
* CallingYourAttacks: Mina and Lita have both noted that bit[[note]]Probably mocking inconsistent English dubs[[/note]].
--> '''Mina:''' Venus Anal Beads Vaginate!
--> '''Lita:''' Whoa! What the hell did you just say, yo?! I thought it was Venus Love Chain Encircle!
--> '''Mina:''' Duh! I totally figured out that you can say anything you want, and it still works!
--> '''Lita:''' How did you figure that out?
--> '''Mina:''' 'Cause I can never remember what the hell to say.
--> '''Lita:''' Hell yeah, let me try! Jupiter Hoe-Slap Nipple Shocker!
* CatchPhraseSpoutingDuo
-->'''Amy:''' But Molly, he's evil!\\
'''Raye:''' AND NOT THE GOOD KIND!
* TheTeam: The Scouts and their allies would fit typical FiveManBand roles, but they are all women making Mina's role as TheChick slightly different (she is the most girly, but not the only girl). Regardless they fight together as a unit and refer to themselves as a team.
--->'''Lita:''' We're totally a full-fledged team now, [[JiveTurkey yo]]!\\
'''Amy:''' Why are we ''now'' a team? Were we ''waiting'' for a fifth person for some time?\\
'''Raye:''' Shut up, Amy.\\
'''Amy:''' No, really, why is this a team? We have four planets, and a moon. What about the other planets-\\
'''Raye:''' ''SHUT! UP! AMY!''
* {{Leitmotif}}: For the girls' transformation sequences.
* [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg My Friends And Amy]]
* PowerOfFriendship:
** Spoofed, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment mocked, ridiculed, lambasted, derided]], and, shockingly ''played straight'' for the season finale. [[spoiler:Almost]].
-->'''Serena:''' Now that I'm here without you, I realize how much you all really meant to me. [[ButtMonkey Even Amy]]. I can't... I can't do this without you! Guys... my friends... [[spoiler:Ah, forget it, this is '''*honk*'''ing boring. ''[[{{Kamehamehadoken}} HAAAAAAAA!!!]]'']]
** Likewise for TheMovie, where the characters pretty much acknowledge that it's [[DefiedTrope completely irrelevant]].
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch:
** "I'm Sailor Venus, bitches!"
** "I'm Sailor Mars, bitch!"
** In Episode 46/47, Lita adds a "Bitch!" to the end of her German transformation phrase.
* {{The Hero}}ine - Serena, [[DesignatedHero supposedly]]
* TheLancer - Raye
* [[TheSmartGuy The Smart Girl]] - Amy, again, [[InformedAbility supposedly]]
* [[TheBigGuy The Big Girl]] - Lita, also [[{{Crossdresser}} supposedly]]
* TheChick - Mina is the girliest.
* TransformationSequence: Parodied, lampshaded and accompanied by SuspiciouslyAproposMusic for each of the Sailor Scouts.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Raye and the rest of the cast, mainly Serena.
-->'''Serena:''' You've been such a good friend...
-->'''Raye:''' I'M COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS TIL YOU'RE DEAD.
** Or this:
-->'''Raye:''' SERENA, YOU ''FAIL'' AT BEING A SUPERHERO. YOU ''FAIL'' AT HAVING AN IQ HIGHER THAN AN INFANT! ''AND YOU '''FAIL''' AT WEARING A MINISKIRT, '''FATASS!'''''
** Or this little number from Episode 31:
-->'''Raye:''' DON'T WORRY, SAILOR MOON. WE'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
-->'''Serena:''' Thanks!
-->'''Raye:''' WITH A KNIFE.
-->'''Serena:''' Oh...
-->'''Raye:''' TO STAB YOU.
-->'''Serena:''' I get it...
-->'''Raye:''' AND TWIST IT!
-->'''Serena:''' Okay...
-->'''Raye:''' I HATE YOU!!!
-->'''Serena:''' Thanks, Raye!


::'''Serena/Sailor Moon'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Megami33=]

-->''Sorry, Molly, but if I'm not eating I'm leaving.''

TheHeroine of this story, Serena is a fat, bulimic and stupid young girl. One day, she meets a space cat named [[ThemeNaming Luna]], and becomes the super-hero Sailor Moon. She ''tries'' to use her powers to fight the evil Negaverse, but usually ends up being [[DamselInDistress saved by Tuxedo Mask.]]

* AntiHero: ClassicalAntiHero; the kind where she's flawed, a coward, and lacking in the both the departments of brains and combat.
* BigEater: She is constantly the butt of fat jokes.
* CharacterDevelopment: YES!! Even in a Abridged series like this!!...In season one, Serena took 30 episodes to realize [[spoiler: Darien and Tuxedo Mask were the same person, despite receiving her share of obvious hints ("Hmm. He was in a tuxedo with his eyes covered. That's not reminiscent of anyone else I know!")]]. In the second season, Serena figured out the [[spoiler: Moonlight Knight was really Darien]] right when [[spoiler: he first saved her, simply because he threw a white rose. (It's possible she also noticed his eyes looked similar to Darien's.)]]
* CloudCuckoolander: She has her moments. "No, a small rabbit just appeared next to my head!"
* TheDitz
* DumbBlonde
* ExtremeOmnivore: Serena's digestive system does not discriminate. She has expressed the desire to eat, among other things, diamonds, wristwatches, that dust defeated monsters crumble to, and a small child.
-->It wasn't dust, It was powdered sugar!
** She refused to eat "complimentary soap" once, though.
* FoodPorn: Serena has a very romantic dream.
--> '''Tuxedo Mask:''' Hey Serena. Lets go get an ice cream sundae. With LOTS of preservatives...
--> '''Serena:''' Oh, that's so romantic!
* GirlishPigtails
* TheHeroine: We think.
* [[IdiotHero Idiot Heroine]]: Even moreso than in the original.
* HeavySleeper: She's constantly late for school.
* KnightInSourArmor: Hates the Sailor Moon gig enough to pretend to have memory loss to get out of it.
* {{Leitmotif}}: Her first transformation sequence, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
*** SMA Remix: "Hungry Hippo" by Parry Gripp;
---->"Oh, '''*honk*''' you, SMA!"
*** Movie (and [[strike:Season 2]] Episode 45 - Present): "Candy Store" by Hyper Crush
*** '''[[MasterOfDisguise Disguise Pen]]''' - "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake.
* LetsGetDangerous: [[spoiler: "Did someone say ''pizza''?!]]
* NoodleIncident: The pool party mishap that ruined Serena's bathing suit.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: In episode 41. Turns out Serena ''didn't'' lose all her memories, she was just pretending to not remember because "this Sailor Moon gig sucks!"
* {{Odango}}
* OrgasmicallyDelicious: Serena orgasms while eating donuts with creme filling, and later again while licking a vanilla ice cream cone.
* RunningGag: [[spoiler: When she is Princess Serena, she constantly mentions her pizza she never got.]]
* YouAreFat: Serena's bulimia and obesity form running gags for the series.

::'''Amy/Sailor Mercury'''
!!!'''Voiced By:''' [=KrisRix=] (Main SMA Series), [=Megami33=] (Remix Episode)

-->''You guys never listen to me anyway!''

TheSmartGirl [[{{Flanderisation}} (at first)]]. Amy is a ShyBlueHairedGirl who becomes Sailor Mercury after an incident with the Negaverse.

* BlessedWithSuck: Constantly [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] every time Amy uses her [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway totally useless power.]]
** [[spoiler: Even Amy was surprised after the one time it actually did something useful.]]
* BerserkButton: Don't hurt children while you're around Amy.
* CaptainObvious:
-->(''while trapped in Malachite's dome'')
-->'''Amy:''' Wait a second guys! I just realized that he was using a fake Sailor Scout to trick us!
-->'''Raye:''' YOU'RE '''*honk*'''ING BRILLIANT, AMY!
-->'''Serena:''' And you guys think ''I'm'' the stupid one!
* CatchPhrase: Amy's "Aww" whenever she's disappointed.
* CharacterisationMarchesOn: She was a shy, quiet and intelligent girl in the first couple of episodes, like she was in the actual ''Anime/SailorMoon'' show, but eventually became an annoying dumbass who constantly states the obvious.
* TheChick: Referred to as "the useless girl".
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: And if what Raye said in Episode 50 is anything to go by, it also matches the carpet.
* TheDitz: They protray her that sometimes just for fun.
* {{Leitmotif}}: Amy's first transformation sequence, "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.
*** SMA Remix: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65;
*** Movie (and Season 2): "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3.
* TheLoad: Constantly lampshaded by the other members of the team and by Nephlite at one point.
** When a group from the Negaverse attacks, and one of these Negaversers ends up being laughably ineffective, Sailor Moon quips, "You must be the Mercury of the group."
* PokemonSpeak: Amy got this exclusively for the remix episode, saying nothing but "[[YouGottaHaveBlueHair Blue!]]"
* RunningGag: No one ever hears her.
* ShyBlueHairedGirl: Well at the start, at least.
* TheSmartGirl: At first.
* TaremeEyes
* TookALevelInDumbass: Amy starts out as a genius nerd who thinks too much, more of a StraightMan to Serena's idiocy, whose main shtick is that her voice is such a whisper that no-one can hear her and her powers are useless in combat. As the series goes on she gets increasingly ''stupid'' (especially when Lita joins and becomes the StraightMan), usually invoking CaptainObvious and her voice is replaced by a grating falsetto.
* UselessUsefulSpell: Mercury's [[FanNickname "Useless Attack Blast"]]. [[LampshadeHanging Mercilessly Lampshaded]] - [[spoiler: the one or two times it actually accomplished something, no one could believe it.]]
** More often, it just ends up obscuring vision, negatively affecting ''everyone''. And when it's used during the flashback to the attack on the moon kingdom:
--->'''Crowd:''' I can't see anything! Where's the exit? All this fog - we're gonna die!
--->'''Raye:''' MARS FIRE IGNITE!
--->'''Amy:''' Mars, why did you light them on fire?!
--->'''Raye:''' ''I CAN'T SEE!''
* VocalEvolution: Amy/Sailor Mercury plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was shy quiet and kind of cute, and alot of the time, characters would say they can't understand her. As the series progressed, she started having more of a squawky falsetto and spoke much more dramatically, as well as the characters being able to understand her perfectly.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Her useless bubbles attack.
** HeartIsAnAwesomePower: [[spoiler: Managed to destroy a bad guy all by herself by using freezing bubbles. Unfortunately, nobody witnessed and the [[JerkAss Moonlight Knight claimed to be the one defeating the monster.]] ]]

::'''Raye/Sailor Mars'''
!!!'''Voiced By:''' [=KrisRix=]

--> '''''''I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN!!!'''''''

A violent, masochistic emo/goth/punk/satanist, Raye is Sailor Mars.

* AntiHero: NominalHero; she's a villain pointed in the right direction
* AxCrazy: One of many things to love about Raye.
* BerserkButton: Raye REALLY isn't happy when one of Alan and Anne's henchmen wrecks her music. Probably the first time that's been unhappy that she's unhappy.
* CharacterExaggeration: Remember in the [[{{YMMV/SailorMoon}} original series' Milage Varies tab]] that the dub often portrayed her in a [[RonTheDeathEater negative light]]? In this series, she's as negative [[UpToEleven as negative can be]].
* CombatSadomasochist
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Of Ark Music Factory. Yeah...
---> "I'M MAKING LOADS OF MONEY OFF THIS [[Music/RebeccaBlack REBECCA BLACK]] CHICK!"
* EmoTeen: Taken up to eleven.
* EvenTheGirlsWantHer
* [[GlowingEyesOfDoom Glowing]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning Red Eyes]] [[GlowingEyesOfDoom Of Doom]]: Raye is portrayed to have such eyes in the [=SMA=] Xmas video.
* {{Goth}}: May not actually, but Serena did address her as one once in the eighth episode.
* HairTriggerTemper
* HeroicComedicSociopath
* HotBlooded
* TheLancer
* {{Leitmotif}}: Raye's first transformation sequence, "We Be Burnin" by Sean Paul.
** SMA Remix: "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps;
*** Movie (and Season 2): "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston.
* LovesTheSoundOfScreaming
* MisanthropeSupreme: You could probably count the people she ''doesn't'' hate on one hand.
* MoneyFetish: Shown in one episode.
* NightmareFetishist
* NoIndoorVoice: In one episode, she becomes sick and speaks at a relatively normal volume.
* PurpleEyes
* RunningGag: Raye's masochism and worship of Satan.
* SirSwearsALot
* SkewedPriorities: Cardian attacking while she's at the movies? "[[SoundEffectBleep *HONK*]] THAT NOISE! I PAYED $10.50 FOR THIS MOVIE, I'M STAYING!"
** And later on:
---> ''(After the Cardian gets away)'' "SO HOW ABOUT THAT MOVIE?"
* TheStoner: Makes references to marijuana use in the abridged movie and in a couple of episodes.
* TokenEvilTeammate
* TooKinkyToTorture
* TsurimeEyes
* VillainProtagonist
* [[WhatTheHellHero What The Hell, Supposed Hero?]]: In Episode 38, Sailor Mars stole Sailor Moon's wand while the latter is being choked by Ninjana (MonsterOfTheWeek). Sailor Mercury found it so [[FelonyMisdemeanor heinous]], her falsetto voice dropped by an octave.
-->'''Amy:''' Out of all the things you done, Raye, this is the most '''*[[PrecisionFStrike honk]]*'''ed up.

::'''Lita/Leo/Sailor Jupiter'''
!!!'''Voiced By:''' [=Roll002=] (Episodes 21 - 24/25, 28 - Present), [=Judgement915=] (Episode 26/27)

-->''Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that we take orders from a talking cat?''

[[{{TheBigGuy}} The Big Girl]] (or [[{{Transsexual}} guy]], whatever).

* EverythingsSparklyWithJewelry: Leo/Lita wears rose earrings.
* FakeBoobs: Maybe.
* GenderBender: Leo/Lita mentions that she used to be a man before her sex change in episode 21.
* GreenEyes
* JiveTurkey: If the 'yo' at the end of her sentences are of any indication.
-->'''Lita''': Peace out, home skillet biscuit dizzle slices!
-->'''Lita''': Zeus! Why have you forsaken me, homey?!
* {{Leitmotif}}: Lita's first transformation sequence, "The Church of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship.
** SMA Remix: "Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths;
*** Movie (and Season 2): "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers (Josh Harris Club Remix).
* OnlySaneMan / StraightMan
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Admit it. There's a LOT of comedy potential for a [[BiTheWay bisexual]] [[{{Transsexual}} trans-woman]] [[DidNotGetTheGirl and her inability to score]].
* RunningGag: Mentioning her sex change or the hormone pills she takes.
* ShockAndAwe: Her/His Thunder Crash attack.
* {{Transsexual}}: Lita is really named Leo in this series. Mentioned in the Abridged Movie during a flashback where a girl and a boy are talking about Lita/Leo. The girl says, "I heard that Lita used to be a man." The boy replies, "I heard she still is."
* WholesomeCrossdresser

::'''Mina/Sailor Venus'''
!!!'''Voiced By:''' [=KrisRix=]

-->''I am, like, so totally happy to meet you guys. Like, whoa, aren't you guys happy to meet me? Like, you should totally be happy to meet me.''

The last member to join the group. The best way to describe her is if Paris Hilton was a Super-heroine.

* AnythingThatMoves
* BrainlessBeauty
* CaptainObvious: One of Mina's very few contributions to the team.
-->'''Mina:''' Oh. My. God, it's Tuxedo Mask!
-->'''Raye:''' WOW. THANKS, VENUS. HELPFUL. REALLY.
** Lampshaded Episode 31:
-->'''Mina:''' I, like, point out the obvious over and over again!
* Catchphrase: Says "giggle!" at the end of her statement, once in a while.
* TheChick
* TheDitz: See a pattern here?
* DumbBlonde: "I'm not blonde, I'm just dumb! Oh, wait..."
* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: "Well I was looking at this bug and its wings were all, like, iridescent, and it reminded me of glitter and I '''*honk*'''ing love glitter! I wish I like, PISSED glitter!!"
* GlobalIgnorance: During the opening of ''Promise of the Lost Rose'', Mina mistakes the Tokyo Tower for the Eiffel Tower, remarks that she thought the Eiffel Tower was from New Zealand, and asks if she and the other Sailor Scouts live in Korea.
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: {{Invoked|Trope}} because she really likes boasting of her beauty.
-->'''Mina:''' Helloooo! Like, look at my flowing, long locks! Aren't you excited? Guys, you don't look excited, you should TOTALLY be excited!
* HotWind: Provides the quote for the trope.
* [[IgpayAtinlay Pig-ay Latin-ay]]: Mina-ay is not clear-ay on the concept-ay.
* {{Leitmotif}}: Her first transformation sequence(only used once), "Wanna Do Your Makeup" by Scotty Vanity.
** SMA Remix: "Venus" by Bananarama;
*** Movie (and Season 2): "[=LoveGame=]" by Lady Gaga.
* ReallyGetsAround
* RunningGag: Mentioning her promiscuity. Also, she can never remember the name of her attack.
* SimpletonVoice
* TooKinkyToTorture: She qualifies as this.
--> '''Mina:''' There's tentacles everywhere! It's like a dream come true!
** And when they join forces:
--> '''Mina:''' This isn't what being molested feels like!
--> '''Raye:''' THIS IS EVEN BETTER!
* TotallyRadical: As a nod to the original series.
-->'''Mina''': Okay, guys, [[LampshadeHanging this is the episode where I use as much 90's teen lingo as I can!]] So here's the ''buzz''!
-->''(...)''
-->'''Raye''': [[NoIndoorVoice WHO THE F**K GAVE]] [[TheDitz HER]] [[NoIndoorVoice THE RIGHT TO DO THE INTRO?!]]
-->'''Mina''': And here's the real kicker: [[TheUntwist I'm ''not'' the Moon Princess!]] Like ''even''! OMGWTFBBQSQUIDFACE!
-->'''Raye''': OH MY GOD, KILL ME, PLEASE!
* ValleyGirl: "[[OhMyGods Oh my Buddha]]. Okay?! OMB."

::'''Luna'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Megami33=]

-->''I can't take it anymore! All the girl talks about is food, food, food!''

Serena's long-suffering cat mentor.

* AssShove: All those devices the scouts get (transformation pens, Serena's locket, the communicators, etc) are kept in Luna's butt until needed. Or until she manages to finally poop them out.
* DeadpanSnarker
* FakeBrit
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Luna's reaction after succumbing to Artemis' advances, and two seasons later when [[EarlyBirdCameo Diana]] shows up.
* NeverLiveItDown: In-universe, the Sailors needed a few episodes to start trusting Luna's hunches about evil activities again after her hunch about Amy working for the Negaverse became disproved.
* OnlySaneMan: Is in charge of giving out exposition and at least trying to point the scouts in the right direction.
* SarcasticDevotee: To all the scouts, but especially to Serena.

::'''Artemis'''
!!!'''Voiced By''' [=Judgement915=]

Mina's Australian drunk cat mentor.

* TheAlcoholic: Artemis is ''always'' drunk, and tries to justify making an early start on his boozing as compensating for the time zone difference for Australia's happy hour.
* AustralianAccent: He has a nearly incomprehensible one.
* CaptainObvious:
--->'''Artemis:''' Wait a second... wait... wait... Wait a second.
--> '''Amy:''' What is it?
--> '''Artemis:''' I... am a cat!
--> '''Mina:''' Shut Up!
--> '''Raye:''' CAN WE TALK SHIT ABOUT MINA AND ARTEMIS, TOO?!
--> '''Mina:''' Sure, we won't notice. Giggle!
* TheUnintelligible: when he's being particularly drunk.

::'''Darien/Tuxedo Mask'''
!!!'''Voiced By:''' [=MaxSkate2001=] (Episodes 1-3, 6-12, 15/16, 17, 19-22, 24/25, 26/27 & 29), [=Roll002=] (Episodes 4, 5, 13/14, 18, 23, 28, & 30-43), [=EvilChicken25=] (Episodes 44 - Present)

-->''Jesus, those girls make me want to ''actually'' jump off a cliff.''

Serena's love interest, rescuer, and constant source of annoyance.

* AntiHero: PragmaticHero. He's pretty nice really, just don't get in his way.
* BadassCape
* ChickMagnet: Usually to his displeasure, seeing as his main fangirls are [[TheDitz Serena]], [[NightmareFetishist Raye]], and [[BigBad Beryl]].
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience:
-->'''Brainwashed Tuxedo Mask''': ''See my rose? It's BLACK! That means I'm EVIL!''
* DeadpanSnarker
* DudeShesLikeInAComa: "Unconscious girls can't say no!"
* FlowerMotif: ''Rose!''
* IWasYoungAndNeededTheMoney:
-->'''Darien''': Let's just say I've done ''my'' share of... modeling.
-->'''Serena''': ''Ew! What the-?!''
* {{Jerkass}}
* KnightInSourArmor: He'll always come to Sailor Moon's rescue without fail, but he won't like it.
* {{Leitmotif}}: "Lost" by Anouk.
* TheOtherDarrin: It isn't called [[JustForPun 'The Other Darien']] on the main page for nothing.
* PaperThinDisguise: Darien is constantly being mistaken for Tuxedo Mask, and vice versa.
* [[spoiler: ReallyGetsAround]]: According to episode 50, [[spoiler: he had sex with Raye, Mina[[note]]while dressed as Tuxedo Mask[[/note]], and Lita ([[{{Buttmonkey}} but not Amy]]) before becoming Serena's boyfriend. Justified in Raye's case, since they used to date.]]
* SarcasticDevotee: To Serena.
* TallDarkAndHandsome


::'''Molly'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=KrisRix=]

-->''Wow, what a weird dream! It never gets old waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me.''

Serena's MuggleBestFriend who has a thick Brooklyn accent and usually serves as rescue fodder.

* AccidentalMisnaming: Nephlite can never get her name quite right.
* AmericanAccents: She has a Brooklyn accent in Japan.
* Catchphrase: Whenever Nephlite gets her name wrong: ''It's MAAAAWWWWLLLY.''
* DamselInDistress
* DesignatedVictim: She's targeted by the MonsterOfTheWeek in almost every episode.
* GreenEyedRedhead
* HairDecorations: Molly usually wears bows in her hair.
* TheLoad
* TogetherInDeath: Attempts to be this with [[spoiler: Nephlite]] in Episode 28. It doesn't work.

::'''Andrew'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=KrisRix=] (Main Series), [=Judgement915=] (Real Voice)

* GreenEyes
* FunnyForeigner
* NiceGuy: One of the only nice characters in the cast.
* [[CanadaEh Northern Mexico Eh]]

!Villains

::'''Queen Beryl'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=KrisRix=]

-->''You don't bring me the crystal but you bring me an unconscious teenage boy?!! [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Wait, I have an unconscious teenage boy?]] Ohh...''

The main antagonist of the first season. Has an obsession with hot teenage boys, Kelly Clarkson songs, and the internet.

* AbsoluteCleavage
* BrownEyes
* EvilRedhead
* GodSaveUsFromTheQueen
* {{Hermaphrodite}}: -->'''Malachite''': Um, Your Majesty, You... don't have a... cock...
-->'''Queen Beryl''': [[ArtShift Says]] [[RobotChicken you!!!]]
* [[spoiler:IfICantHaveYou: At the end of the first season when she kills Darien after he gets [[BuffySpeak de-brainwashed]] thanks to ThePowerOfLove]]
** [[spoiler:{{Yandere}}]]
* LovableSexManiac: She seems to enjoy video taping men wrestling in mud pits. [[YaoiFangirl Hmm...]]
* NoIndoorVoice: A minor example compared to Raye. Considering they have the [[ManOfAThousandVoices same voice actor...]]
* TokenGoodTeammate: Queen Beryl in the alternate universe episode. Although the villains fail at villainy as much as the sailor scouts fail at heroism.
* YaoiFangirl


::'''Jedite'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Roll002=]

-->''These charms are now infused with the Negaverse, now with 33% more evil essence!''

* AmbiguouslyGay: Seems to have been in an on-and-off relationship with Queen Beryl prior to the start of the series, but also [[SweetOnPollyOliver flirted with a crossdressing Serena]]. And then the disguises...
* AndNinetyNineCents
* BlondeGuysAreEvil
* ButWaitTheresMore!
* CampGay: Several of his {{Paper Thin Disguise}}s. Beryl chews him out for it at one point.
* DevilInPlainSight: Most of Jedite's schemes for sucking energy were not what you'd call subtle.
* TheDitz: "You see, the humans have this thing called... "time"!"
** "I are super strong!"
* PaperThinDisguise: Serena even notices this at one point, but [[CassandraTruth no one believes her]] for [[TheDitz obvious reasons]].

::'''Nephlite'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Roll002=] (Main Series), [=KrisRix=] (Remix Episode)

-->''Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. [[OverlyLongGag Those stars? They rule.]]''

* [[spoiler:AlasPoorVillain]]
* LargeHam: Whenever he goes off on a tangent about the ''STARS.'' (Which rule.)
* LongHairedPrettyBoy
* NeverLiveItDown: In universe, no one can forget that Nephlite [[spoiler: died on Molly after becoming her boyfriend]]. In fact, characters refer to him more often now as "[[spoiler:Molly's dead boyfriend]]," as opposed to his name.
* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Molly tears her shirt to make a bandage for Nephlite while he gets his jacket off.
* PaperThinDisguise
* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove: It's just indigestion. In his heart.

::'''Zoicite'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=KrisRix=] (Main Series), [=Judgement915=] (Remix Episode)

-->''Here's my crystals. Now, [[AccidentalInnuendo you show me yours]]. Your crystals, I mean!''

* AmbiguousGender
** NoGender: Zoicite's genitals are a Void.
* BlondesAreEvil
* CherryBlossom: Whenever he/she appears, he/she's surrounded by cherry blossoms.
* CampGay: Zoicite? Gay? Don't be silly.
* DirtyCoward
* [[NoblewomansLaugh Noblefiend's Laugh]]
* SmugSnake
* TeleportersAndTransporters: Teleportation is one of her/his special abilities.
* VillainousCrossdresser

::'''Malachite'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Whip0fAlchemy=] (Main Series), [=Megami33=] (Remix Episode)

-->''They deserved it. They weren't wearing their mittens! And also, they called me a fag.''

* EvilLaugh
* LongHairedPrettyBoy
* MinionShipping: He is the boyfriend of Zoicite.
* OnlySaneMan: The most normal one out of the villains.
* WhiteHairBlackHeart

::'''Fiore'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Judgement915=]

--> ''TEN YEARS, DARIEN!''

The villain of the SMA movie.

* AxCrazy
* CampGay
* CatchPhrase: ''[[LoveMakesYouEvil TEN YEARS!]]''
* CloudCuckoolander: I'M BEING THE UTMOST GENTLEMAN!
* CrazyJealousGuy
* DepravedHomosexual
* IfICantHaveYou
* LonersAreFreaks: ''You don't know what it's like to be without friends!''
* LoveMakesYouEvil
* PsychopathicManchild
* RedEyesTakeWarning
* StalkerWithACrush
* {{Yandere}}

::'''En (Ann)'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=KrisRix=]

The sister of Al. Along with Al, she pretends to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia in order to gather energy for their tree.

* BizarreAlienBiology: Plant-based, energy-sucking life-form with [[spoiler: tentacles in her mouth]]? Yes.
* BrownEyes: In her human form.
* ClingyJealousGirl: Towards Al and Darien
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: Her eye colors match her hair in both her human and alien forms.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Anne. The conversation she has makes it even better.
-->'''Anne:''' Alan, you fool! You cannot do those things! I am your only lover! How can you possibly find those humans attractive! *Sees Darien reading* I would never find some male, attractive, tall, dark and handsome...with his books...and his purple pants...*gasp* What a babe! He's PERFECT!
* FakeRussian: Has a Russian accent in order to pretend to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia.
* FunnyForeigner
* GreenEyedMonster: She's jealous of Al's crush on Serena.
* GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe: She's attractive even in her alien form.
* HumanoidAlien
* PointyEars: Like her brother, En has elf-like ears.
* StalkerWithACrush: Towards Darien; she has a book that goes into detail about his daily routine, right down to his ''bowel movements''.
* {{Yandere}}: Towards Darien and Alan

::'''Al (Alan)'''
!!!'''Voiced By''': [=Judgement915=]

* AlienArtsAreAppreciated: Inverted. Alan is a fan of LadyGaga.
* BizarreAlienBiology: Like his sister. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Strange things happen when he tries to eat]].
* {{Expy}}: Resembles Fiore in the first SMA movie.
* FakeRussian: Has a Russian accent in order to pretend to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia.
* FreudianSlip: There's a nice one by Alan in episode 42.
--> '''Anne:''' It seems to have no more energy.
--> '''Alan:''' Well, with our cardians/guardians, that can be easily erectified.
--> '''Anne:''' I don't think that's the right word.
** Also this one:
--> '''Alan:''' As the humans say, I would not hold my dick about it.
--> '''Anne:''' No, you mean breath. Hold your breath.
--> '''Alan:''' Why would I hold my breath if I can hold my dick?
* FunnyForeigner
* HumanoidAlien
* IHaveToGoIronMyDog: "I have to go...[[ADateWithRosiePalms bate the master!]]"
* MusicalAssassin
* PointyEars: Has elf-like ears in his alien form.
* StalkerWithACrush: Has a big crush on Serena.
* {{Yandere}}: Towards En and Serena.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair

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