This is the character sheet for the Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Fanfic reboot, ''Fanfic/SOSPrettyCure''. Please help with the blurbs!

!!Haruhi Suzumiya (Cure Dio)
!!!Voiced by: Creator/EmmaWatson (Japanese), Creator/WendeeLee (English)

* ActorAllusion: Wears a red hoodie and light-rinse blue jeans in episode 11 (confirmed to be the episode where she and Kyon find themselves in Closed Space). Think about it...
* AntiHero: Type III bordering on Type V at times as of episode 6.
* BuffySpeak: Guilty as charged as of episode 9. "Why did you try to seal your crime scene with this data... manipulating thing you do?"
* ClothesMakeTheLegend: Never seen without that yellow hair ribbon.
* [[SirSwearsalot Donna Swears-A-Lot]]: She really likes to say "shit" a bit too much. Also, she curses up a storm when doing her best Creator/RLeeErmey impersonation in episode 12.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Starts out as this during the baseball game in episode 12.
* EnergyWeapon: Notably, she's the only Cure to be able to fire them outright; she also has a finishing move based on them.
* FanGirl: Of Music/RonnieJamesDio.
* FlippingTheBird: Does this to Taniguchi in episode 2.
* IronButtMonkey: While nowhere near Kyon's ButtMonkey levels, she does get injured more often than the other Cures (Kyon included).
* MeaningfulName: Her Cure name is Cure Dio; this can be interpreted as either a symbol of her {{fangirl}}ism of Ronnie James Dio, or the fact that some consider her to be {{God}}.
* ModestyShorts: Worn with her school uniform and a few other outfits, including, oddly enough, ''under'' her PlayboyBunny outfit. Lampshaded a few times in-series.
-->'''Haruhi''': Sorry to disappoint.
* ObfuscatingDisability: Most everyone, herself included, believes her to be a high-functioning autistic; however, [[ItWasHisSled the truth is quite unbelievable]] (not that Haruhi ever learns who--or what--she really is).
%%* PlayboyBunny: She has her moments.
* PrecisionFStrike: Has a few throughout the story, but her most notable thus far is in episode 5: "Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and fucked her!"
** Inverted by her DrillSergeantNasty impersonation; when she stops using the F word and other strong profanity in her dialogue, you know the SOS Brigade's about to be eliminated from a baseball tournament in the very first round if they don't shape up real soon.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: Says this word-for-word in episode 8.
* SevenDirtyWords: Almost; while she does call Taniguchi a motherfucker in episode 9, the latter [[SoundEffectBleep drowns her out]]. In a straighter example, she has a tendency to say the most functional word in the English language, "shit", from time to time.
%%* {{Shorttank}}
* ShoutOut: In episode 8, she paraphrases a line spoken by the most famous MagicalGirl of the '90s: "Hey, you were looking up Mikuru's skirt! You pervert!" Even funnier, the offending mascot says the exact same thing each time.
* SoundEffectBleep: Her DrillSergeantNasty vernacular has this scattered throughout.
* TemptingFate: Does this a few times, most notably when she blurts out that with her ModestyShorts she'd have a harder time getting chewed out than would Mikuru during the PlayboyBunny scene in episode 5. [[ForegoneConclusion Guess who got in trouble?]]
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Played straight a couple of times in an early scene in episode 4; played with right before she issues the bullies around her a CurbStompBattle from [[ChekhovsSkill skills she had acquired from her club-hopping in episode 1]] in the same scene:
-->'''Haruhi''': Correction: prepare to be amazed, ''sons of bitches''. That said... ''[cue the FunnyBruceLeeNoises as Haruhi gives the bully posse hell]''
** She also says "All right, bitches!" right after scoring a double against the Kamigahara Pirates.
* [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl Tomboy to Yuki and Mikuru's Girly Girls]]: Also the tomboy to Tsuruya's girly girl.
* WhatTheHellHero: Gets a couple of lectures from EVO for her antics in episode 5.

!!Kiyohiko "Kyon" Tanigawa (Cure Chiave)
!!!Voiced by: Creator/TomokazuSugita (Japanese), Creator/CrispinFreeman (English)

%%* AntiHero: Type I.
%%* ButtMonkey
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* DraggedIntoDrag: In episode 11, courtesy of a GilliganCut, as [[Franchise/{{Batman}} The Joker]] (specifically, in his nurse disguise from Film/TheDarkKnight).
* EarlyBirdCameo: In episode 1. His name isn't revealed until episode 2, but judging from the source material it's clearly him.
%%* JamesBondage: During the Asakura incident.
%%* [[SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan Manly Man to Itsuki's Sensitive Guy]]
%%* ThrowTheDogABone: Even his ''luck'' has its OOC moments.
* WordOfDante: Or at least an amalgamation thereof, his name being an cross between two assumptions of his names (''Kiyohiko'', from one source, and ''Nagaru Tanigawa'', from another source-- which, incidentally, is ''not'' by any means WordOfGod).

!!Yuki Nagato (Cure Extraterrestre)
!!!Voiced by: Creator/MinoriChihara (Japanese), Creator/MichelleRuff (English)

* {{Bifauxnen}}: Not exactly; it's implied that Cure Extraterrestre does get mistaken for a boy by the others due to that flat chest of hers being highlighted, but the narrator knows better. [[SamusIsAGirl Then she removes her mask...]]
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Kyon notices a vague connection between Yuki's voice and Cure Extraterrestre's voice at the start of episode 7 when Yuki tells him to read ''TheMartianChronicles'' that night (and it definitely isn't the extreme monotone voice she'd usually use in her civilian form).
* NotSoStoic: A slightly obvious example in episode 6 when Haruhi declares it the SOS Brigade's mission to mingle with aliens, time travelers, and [=ESPers=].
%%* ReiAyanamiExpy
* SamusIsAGirl: Subverted; while the narrator refers to Cure Extraterrestre using feminine pronouns, the characters only learn her true gender when Ryoko Asakura accidentally lets slip that under that helmet is the face of a girl.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Sometimes delivers TotallyRadical dialogue in the midst of all her technical and otherwise sophisticated wordings, always while retaining her deadpan. For example, from episode 3:
-->'''Yuki''': Go ahead. But please, whatever you do in here, let me read. Number one, this is the Literature Clubroom, what did you expect? And number two, I like to read.
%%* TheStoic
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: The girly girl to Haruhi's tomboy and the tomboy to Mikuru's girly girl.
* TronLines: As Cure Extraterrestre.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: She does this to both Haruhi and Kyon (Haruhi was less surprised to learn Cure Extraterrestre's true gender than Kyon was), but Ryoko knew all along.
* [[LeotardOfPower Unitard Of Power]]: With TronLines, even!

!!Mikuru Asahina (Cure Tempo)
!!!Voiced by: Creator/YukoGoto (Japanese), Creator/StephanieSheh (English)

* {{Meido}}
* MiniDressOfPower: Notably, she's the only Cure to wear one in this series.
* PimpedOutDress: As Cure Tempo. It's also part of her formalwear.
* PlayboyBunny
* ProperTightsWithASkirt: Wears this most of the time; strangely she only wears this with her uniform in the winter, and her Cure costume doesn't feature tights at all.
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: She's the Girly Girl to Haruhi, Yuki, and Tsuruya's tomboy.

!!Itsuki Koizumi (Cure Psichico)
!!!Voiced by: Creator/DaisukeOno (Japanese), Creator/JohnnyYongBosch (English)

* EnergyWeapon: And they come out of his eyes!
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Sensitive Guy to Kyon's Manly Man.
* ShoutOut: Cure Psichico may as well be a Franchise/{{Power Ranger|s}}.
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