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!!Robin of Loxley (Myth/RobinHood)
->Played by: Creator/CaryElwes
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Creator/EmmanuelCurtil

Our protagonist, a crusader fighting in the Holy Land who comes home to England only to find his family is dead and his house and land have been taken away. He turns outlaw against the usurper Prince John and the corrupt Sheriff of Rottingham to reclaim his stolen property.
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* DeadpanSnarker: Robin rarely misses a chance to make a dry quip at the idiocy unfolding around him.
* HandsomeLech: He flirts with Maid Marian the first chance he gets.
* TheHero: The crusader of Sherwood fighting to free the people from the tyranny of Prince John.
* HonorBeforeReason: Particularly in the fight against Little John, when Ahchoo makes the logical point that the "river" John is guarding the bridge over is a little stream he can easily step over. Hits him again in the climax. [[spoiler:Despite being warned of Prince John's trap by Marian, he still goes to the archery tournament to prove his skills before the kingdom.]]
* ImprobableAimingSkills: Robin manages to pin a soldier to a tree with six perfectly placed arrows that he fired in a row down his bow all at once. Of course, the film being an AffectionateParody of Robin Hood legends, this is PlayedForLaughs.
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: We never actually see Robin doing the "steal from the rich and give it to the poor" that made Robin Hood famous in the first place.
* RousingSpeech: He constantly attempts these, only to get interrupted or find out that nobody is listening.
* StraightMan: Most of the movie is Cary Elwes acting like a [[GenreRefugee legitimate swashbuckling hero]], despite the fact that his world and everyone else in it is a ludicrous parody. (And, of course, he's [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday straight]]. Just, merry.)

!!Prince John
->Played by: Creator/RichardLewis
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Creator/JacquesFrantz

King Richard's brother, who took the opportunity to usurp the throne while the king was away fighting in the Crusades.
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* BadNewsInAGoodWay: TropeNamer. He ''hates'' getting bad news, so he orders the Sheriff to give it to him "in a good way." The Sheriff's subsequent to tell him about Robin's rebellion while laughing just makes John even angrier.
* BigBad: He's the primary antagonist of the movie.
* DirtyCoward: He's a whiny spoiled brat who's afraid of combat.
* NonActionBigBad: He relies heavily on the sheriff on Rottingham and the guards to protect him. At the end of the film when those are taken care of, he's subdued without a fight.

!! The Sheriff of Rottingham
->Played by: Creator/RogerRees
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Creator/PatrickPoivey

The [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin sheriff of Rottingham]] who acts as Prince John's right hand man.
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* AlasPoorVillain: Despite everything he's done, the cast are horrified when he accidentally impales himself on Robin's sword.
* AnkleDrag: In his final scene a gleeful [[AbhorrentAdmirer Latrine]] grabs him by the ankles and [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe drags him away.]]
* {{Angrish}}: ''Very'' prone to this. Unlike most examples, he flips words (or syllables) instead of just making them up.
* BloodlessCarnage: Takes a whole sword through his body and nothing on the blade.
* DraftDodging: His [[{{Nepotism}} father]] got him into the National Guard so he would not have to fight in the Crusades.
* TheDragon: To Prince John as his right-hand enforcer.
* EmbarrassingFirstName: Mervyn.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: He's just "the Sheriff" for most of the film. Justified due to his EmbarrassingFirstName that he clearly hates.
* FateWorseThanDeath: He's forced to agree to be with Latrine for the rest of his life in order to be saved from his injury. He quickly changes his mind once he has a moment to think it over without the pain of his injury.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: He gets mortally injured when Robin accidentally stabs him through the stomach. He gets saved by Latrine, but only because he (begrudgingly) agreed to be hers for the rest of his life.
* JustYouAndMeAndMyGUARDS: TropeNamer when Robin challenges him at the banquet and he summons the guards and runs away.
* LaserGuidedKarma: He's the AbhorrentAdmirer of Maid Marian and threatens Robin in order to force her into marrying him. [[spoiler: Later, after being struck a mortal blow, he agrees to his own AbhorrentAdmirer Latrine's ultimatum of marriage in return for saving his life.]]
* LaughablyEvil: The villain's main heavy, but he's just so impossible to consider a threat.
* {{Malaproper}}: Has a problem saying his words properly when upset.
-->"Sir! Struckey has loxed again!"
* OhCrap: When he realizes he has to marry [[AbhorrentAdmirer Latrine.]]
* SmugSnake: He remains eternally confident that Robin and his men will die at his hands.
* {{Spoonerism}}: Prone to making these when he gets angry.
-->"He has deered to kill a king's dare!"[[note]]dared to kill a king's deer[[/note]]
* TrillingRs: Occasionally.
* TeenyWeenie: Implied. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "It's not the size that counts...It's how you use it!"]]
* UglySpouseSentence: After being revived by [[AbhorrentAdmirer Latrine]], she hauls him off to marry him, much to his chagrin. This is meant to be comeuppance for his villainy.

!!Maid Marian
->Played by: Creator/AmyYasbeck
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Marie Vincent, Benedicte Lecroat (singing voice)

Robin Hood's love interest.
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* GodivaHair: When she [[SexySurfacingShot gets out of the bathtub]] in her first scene, her hair covers her cleavage.
* GotOverRapeInstantly: The Sheriff of Nottingham drags her off to a tower and throws her on a bed with every intent of sexually assaulting her (damn that chastity belt, though!) After being saved by Robin, she's eager to continue -- on the same bed! -- when he puts the moves on her, though Broomhilde catches them before they get too far.
* MsFanservice: She’s naked in her bathtub scene and when her madriff is shown and is barefooted in the climax.
* NeutralFemale: To an almost painful degree during the film's climax.
* SmarterThanYouLook: Smart enough to sneak out the back and warn Robin of danger. [[spoiler:Not that he actually took her advice.]]
* VirginTension: Downplayed if not outright subverted by her chastity belt. She's just as annoyed by it as everyone else.

!!Ahchoo
->Played by: Creator/DaveChappelle
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Lionel Henry

An [[ItMakesSenseInContext exchange student]] to England from the Holy Land. He became fast friends with Robin.
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* AnachronismStew: He wears pump-up sneakers and his cocked hat has a snapback like a baseball cap.
* DeadpanSnarker: Robin's accomplice in pointing out the stupidity of everyone else.
* TheLancer: Robin's right-hand aid and first ally in his war against Prince John.
* MalcolmXerox: In his speech, complete with Malcolm's iconic glasses.
* MetaGuy: He made many wisecracking comments along the story which {{lampshaded}} many tropes being played in the movie.
* OnlySaneMan: Comes across as this, especially when trying to persuade Robin to avoid fighting Little John and hop across the truly pathetic stream.
* PunnyName: Given his father is "Asneeze" (Azeem in ''Prince of Thieves''), that's where Ahchoo gets his name.
* TenorBoy: Thanks to Dave Chappelle.
* TokenBlackFriend: One of only two black characters in the film; his role is to be Robin's [[TheLancer lancer]].
* UncleTomfoolery: Parodied.
* UnfortunateNames: Whenever his name is mentioned, someone will inevitably respond with "bless you."

!!Blinkin
->Played by: Creator/MarkBlankfield
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Creator/MichelPapineschi

Robin's blind manservant.
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* BlindMistake: Arguably the entire point of his character is to make these.
* ButtMonkey: He tends to suffer from falls and makes other mistakes such as attacking wood.
* DisabilitySuperpower: [[spoiler: He's able to catch the arrow fired at Robin, claiming he could hear it coming a mile away.]]
* HandicappedBadass: He's a ridiculously fast and persistent swordsman, is rather durable as well, and seems to have {{disability superpower}}s. If he could actually see, Blinkin would likely have liberated England by himself.
* PunnyName: From "Duncan" in ''Prince of Thieves'', made into an eyesight pun.

!!Little John
->Played by: Creator/EricAllanKramer
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu

A big guy who joined Robin in his quest after he was defeated by him.
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* TheBigGuy: His main trait is how huge and strong he is.
* CaptainObvious: "Don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big."
* DefeatMeansFriendship: He joins Robin's group after being defeated and saved by Robin.
* GentleGiant: Despite his size, he's a pretty nice guy.
* HookedUpAfterwards: [[spoiler:Implied with Broomhilde.]]
* SuperDrowningSkills: Parodied - he flies into a panic after landing in three-inch-deep water, and never catches on that he's not in any real danger.

!!Will [[Literature/GoneWithTheWind Scarlet O'Hara]]
->Played by: Creator/MatthewPorretta
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Creator/ThierryWermuth

Little John's friend who also joined Robin along with him.
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* AdaptationalNationality: He's from Georgia, America. [[RuleOfFunny A country and state that won't exist for centuries]].
* BladeSpam: Demonstrates his usefulness to the group by shredding an arrow fired at him into sawdust. And then blowing the smoke off.
* GenderBlenderName: His middle name, punning off his original and Scarlet O'Hara.
* TenorBoy: Thanks to Matthew Porretta.
* UnrelatedInTheAdaptation: In the original legends, Will Scarlet is usually said to be Robin's nephew. Here, there's no indication of any such relation.

!!Rabbi Tuckman
->Played by: Creator/MelBrooks
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Jean Lescot

A travelling rabbi. He meets Robin during a robbery and offers the Merry Men some of his wine.
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* CreatorCameo: Played by Mel Brooks.
* GoodShepherd: He shares wine and counsel and blessing; the blessings are mostly an excuse for the wine.
* GroinAttack: He's authorized to perform circumcisions. Luckily for the Merry Men, he only does it voluntarily.
* NiceGuy: "Married in a hurry? Wonderful! Invite me to the bris!"
* ShoutOut: [[Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI "It's good to be the king."]]

!!Latrine
->Played by: Creator/TraceyUllman
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Colette Venhard

An old witch who lives in a tower in the castle. She serves as a counsel to Prince John, by way of telling his fortune. She also has the hots for the sheriff of Rottingham.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: To the Sheriff. She keeps a cardboard cutout of him in her boudoir and likes to cuddle up to it. The Sheriff on his end is disgusted by her, ''and so is the cardboard cutout!''
* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: After she saves Rottingham's life she grabs him by his ankles and drags him away so they can [[HotGuyUglyWife begin their new life together.]]
* ChurchGoingVillain: Early in the film she's in her bedroom on her knees praying for God to send her a man she can marry. [[MaybeMagicMaybeMundane At once the eligible Sheriff of Rottingham falls through the ceiling and lands on her bed,]] much to her delight.
* CordonBleughChef: She gives Prince John a dish with crocodile eyeballs and ''newt testicles'' in it and expects him to eat it. He spits out the first bite while her back is turned.
* DirtyOldWoman: The kinds of things she'd like to do to the sheriff are not exactly left to the imagination.
* EarnYourHappyEnding: She's an ugly woman who desires to marry the handsome Sheriff of Rottingham. In the end she makes it happen, [[FateWorseThanDeath much to the Sheriff's horror.]]
* EntitledToHaveYou: She lusts after the Sheriff of Rottingham but he wants nothing to do with her. When he's struck a mortal blow she reveals that she has the ability to save his life BUT will only do so if he agrees to marry her.
* {{Expy}}: She's based on Mortianna, the witch from Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves, of which this film parodies.
* HonestAdvisor: Prince John counsels with her and she gives him straightforward advice.
* UnfortunateNames: Overlaps with ToiletHumour, as "latrine" is synonymous with "toilet".
** It was even more unfortunate until her family changed their name in the 9[[superscript:th]] century.
---> '''Latrine''': It used to be ''Shithouse''.
* WickedWitch: Subverted. Everyone ''thinks'' she's a witch, but she's just a cook.

!!Broomhilde
->Played by: Creator/MeganCavanagh
->'''Dubbed in French By:''' Monique Thierry

Maid Marian's lady-in-waiting.

* BigNo: She says this when Robin almost unlocks Marian's chastity belt. Her objection leads to Marian and Robin getting married in the next scene.
* BrawnHilda: Invoked with her name, even. She's the massive, brawny maid of Marian.
* HookedUpAfterwards: [[spoiler: Implied with Little John.]]
* MatronChaperone: Her main shtick is keeping Marian from losing her virginity before marriage.
--> "Ah ah ah! No ding-ding without the wedding ring!"
* TeamMom: She's very protective about Maid Marian. Although it's because she wants Marian to be married before she kisses a man or has sex with him.

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