!!Spazzmaster
The optimistic, Disney-loving main character of Insert Title Here

!!Charlie
Spazz's roommate & the [[TheLancer more]] [[DeadpanSnarker cynical]] character

!!Conspiracy Guy
An [[PsychopathicManchild ''odd'']] being with a high squeaky voice & convoluted explanations for everything in the Reviewaverse

!!Not-Sam-Elliot
A walking love letter to ''Film/TheBigLebowski'' who spends most his time high as a kite.

!!Lord Epic
The mysterious villain of season three with an agenda of his own.

!!Saevio
Spazz's [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry angry counterpart]], introduced in the Universal Studios retrospective, and [[BerserkButton invoked by Universal's "godawful"]] [[TheMusical stage musical adaptation of]] ''Film/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon''.

!!Mr. Jenkins
A creepy pedophilic older gent who debuted in a CRITIC TV sketch.

!!Jim
A stereotypical [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent Southern/Midwestern]] [[{{Eagleland}} American tourist]] who appears in his Top 25 videos. His name is not specified until video #5, Soarin'.