As it's hard to say who's a "main character," just put these in alphabetical order by last name.
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[[folder:Chapter One characters.]]
!!Madame Blue
She's... well, we have no idea who or ''what'' she is, other than a nasty piece of work. She runs a gossip blog about everyone in Pageson, found [[http://gossiponmylips.tumblr.com/ here]].

%%* AlphaBitch: Acts like one.
* BadassBoast: "I will seek out each tiny detail of your life and expose you for who you really are. If I haven't gotten to you yet, then just wait. Because I'm already planning your demise."
%%* CardCarryingVillain: Describes herself as "the bitch from your nightmares."
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* GossipyHens
%%* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: But we certainly ''hear'' a lot from her.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
%%* KickTheDog: She eats this trope for breakfast.
%%* MaliciousSlander

%%!!Gloria Faye
%%History teacher who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/{{Wicked}} Glinda]]. Currently dating Emily, and is Gail's biological mother. Her faceclaim is Music/SelenaGomez and her blog is [[http://goodgirlgloria.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: In high school. After Frederick ditched her, she got over it.
%%* CoolTeacher
%%* DitzyGenius
%%* DotingParent: To Gail.
%%* GenkiGirl: Adult version.
%%* InUniverseNickname: Glory
%%* IWasYoungAndNeededTheMoney
%%* [[LipstickLesbian Lipstick Bisexual]]
%%* MoralityPet: For Emily.
%%* NiceGirl
%%* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Or, good ''woman''.
%%* TeenPregnancy: Why Gail was put up for adoption.

%%!!Emily Green
%%Math teacher who is a reincarnation of [[Literature/{{Wicked}} Elphaba]]. Currently dating Gloria. Her faceclaim Music/DemiLovato and her blog is [[http://missemilygreen.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AllWomenAreLustful
%%* ApatheticTeacher
%%* BerserkButton: Do not even ''imply'' she's not faithful to Gloria. And she has literally no time for lazy students.
%%* ButchLesbian
%%* CardCarryingVillain: She's outright admitted she's not a nice person.
%%* CoolTeacher: If she actually likes you.
%%* CuteBruiser
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* IKnowKarate
%%* InUniverseNickname: Emi
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
%%* LadyDrunk
%%* SadistTeacher: If she decides she doesn't like you.
%%* SugarAndIcePersonality

%%!!Matthew Hedrick
%%Junior who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/AliceInWonderland the Mad Hatter]]. Currently in love with Megan. His faceclaim is [[WebVideo/{{Charlieissocoollike}} Charlie McDonnell]] and his blog is [[http://madabouthatsmatt.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
%%* {{Keet}}
%%* LoveConfession: While making out with Megan on his bed.
%%* LoveMartyr: Getting there.
%%* MrImagination
%%* NiceGuy
%%* WideEyedIdealist

%%!!Sherman Hope
%%Sophomore who is the reincarnation of Literature/SherlockHolmes. His faceclaim is Creator/MatthewLewis and his blog is [[http://shermanhope221b.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* BrilliantButLazy
%%* InsufferableGenius
%%* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
%%* SherlockScan: He wouldn't be Holmes without one, now would he?
%%* TallDarkAndSnarky

%%!!Terrence Lawrence
%%Freshman who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer Tom Sawyer]]. His faceclaim is Music/LouisTomlinson and his blog is [[http://socalledsawyer.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AmbiguouslyGay: Just about everyone has commented on it.
%%* AttentionWhore
%%* BerserkButton: Gail, Gail, ''Gail''.
%%** Being called "Terry."
%%** I'd hold that short joke if I were you.
%%* BrutalHonesty
%%* BromanticFoil
%%* ChildhoodFriendRomance: Implied between him and Henry.
%%* CrazyJealousGuy: Comes off this way in his relationship with Henry.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* EvilOrphan
%%* FluffyTheTerrible: Rover's cute name even had Sherman fooled into thinking he might be a dog.
%%* HeadPet: Rover.
%%* IronicName: "Terrence" means "a good-natured and thoughtful friend." Uh-''huh''.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
%%* KarmaHoudini
%%* LackOfEmpathy
%%* LoveHungry
%%* MouthyKid
%%* ManipulativeBastard
%%* PetMonstrosity: Rover the tarantula.
%%* TransparentCloset
%%* TheFriendNobodyLikes
%%* OnlyFriend: Henry is the only person who can stand him.
%%* {{Yandere}}: On multiple occasions he has attempted to sabotage Henry's happiness so they can spend more time together.

!!Megan le Fay
Junior who is the reincarnation of [[Myth/ArthurianLegend Morgana]]. Currently in... some sort of relationship with Matt. Her faceclaim is Taylor Momsen and her blog is [[http://littlemadamereckless.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AmbiguouslyBi
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* {{Foil}}: To Gail. Gail is a sweet brunette who doesn't hesitate to throw herself into a relationship with the rather... questionable Henry, while Megan is a snarky blonde he doesn't want a relationship with the completely nice Matt.
%%* GoodBadGirl
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
%%* TheMuse: For Matt
%%* ReallyGetsAround
%%* SillyRabbitRomanceIsForKids
%%* {{Tsundere}}

%%!!Margaret March
%%Senior who is the reincarnation of, well, [[Literature/LittleWomen Meg March]]. Her faceclaim is Creator/EmmaWatson and her blog is [[http://eldestofthemarch.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* HotForTeacher: Appears to have a thing for Frederick.
%%* NiceGirl
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* ProperLady
%%* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Spiders.
%%
!!Henry Rivers
Freshman who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn Huckleberry Finn]]. Currently dating Gail. His faceclaim is Jake Abel and his blog is [[http://huckleberry-rivers.tumblr.com/ here.]]
%%
%%* AbusiveParent: His dad.
%%* BookDumb
%%* ChildhoodFriends: Terrence
%%* ConflictingLoyalty: Between his relationship with Gail and his friendship with Terrence.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* DumbIsGood: Noticably kinder than Terrence, and has been described as being "dumb as a rock."
%%* FosterKid
%%* NoSympathy: This attitude is mainly towards Ella.
%%* IronicName: "Henry" means "home." Awkward...
%%* ItRunsInTheFamily: Henry claims bad luck is "in his blood."
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
%%* JustFriends: He's denied Terrence having any feelings towards him several times.
%%* ObliviousToLove: It took Gail kissing him for him to notice.
%%* SelfDeprecation
%%* SirSwearsALot
%%* StepfordSnarker
%%* SugarAndIcePersonality
%%* TroubledButCute
%%* TookALevelInKindness
%%* UsedToBeASweetKid: He was not always a neurotic douchebag.
%%* WhenHeSmiles

!!Gail Rubens
Sophomore who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Dorothy Gale]]. Currently dating Henry. Her faceclaim is Creator/LucyHale, and her blog is [[http://dorothyexceptnot.tumblr.com/ here.]]
%%
%%* AllGirlsWantBadBoys
%%* BerserkButton: Saying her birth parents gave her up because they didn't love her.
%%** Terrence.
%%* BitchInSheepsClothing: A less bitchy example than most, but... ''damn''.
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* CuteBruiser
%%* DatingWhatDaddyHates
%%* DeadpanSnarker: Usually at Henry or Terrence.
%%* DistaffCounterpart: Sherman has drawn parallels between her and John.
* FarmersDaughter: Played with. She lives on a farm and takes care of the animals and can be quite naive, but doesn't have the overprotetcive parents or the lack of knowledge about sex.
%%* HappilyAdopted
%%* InUniverseNickname: Little Miss Red Shoes
%%* GirlyBruiser
* LikeFatherLikeSon: Has a lot in common with ''both'' of her birth parents.
** Gloria: [[GenerationXerox Look alike]], girly, [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys questionable taste in men]], sweet.
** Frederick: {{Deadpan Snarker}}s, look something alike (not to the same extent), prone to being a tad sadistic.
%%* NiceGirl: ''Usually.''
%%* OnlySaneMan: But sometimes she shows that she's NotSoAboveItAll.
%%* PluckyGirl
%%* ShipperOnDeck: For Mattgan and Johnman.
%%* {{Tsundere}}
%%* WaifFu: Kicked Henry's ass once.

!!Frederick Tigelaar
Substitute French teacher who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/{{Wicked}} Fiyero]]. Gail's birth father. His FC is Creator/CillianMurphy and his blog is [[http://eyeofthetigelaar.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* TheAlcoholic
%%* AllMenArePerverts
%%* ApatheticTeacher
%%* AttentionWhore
%%* BrilliantButLazy
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* DistaffCounterpart: To Emily, somewhat. Both drink a lot, have feelings for Gloria, are perverts, have a MoralityPet, and, as Emily puts it "we're both terrible people and we both appreciate a nice rack."
%%* {{Foil}}: He's a lot like Emily minus the likability.
%%* IGaveMyWord: He promised to shape up for Gail's sake.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
%%* MoralityPet: He does seem set on being a part of Gail's life.
%%* PapaWolf: Getting there.
%%** He's ''already'' decided Henry is an "undeserving shit," so there you have it.

%%!!John Williams
%%Sophomore who is the reincarnation of [[Literature/SherlockHolmes John Watson]]. His faceclaim is Creator/TomFelton and his blog is [[http://elementarymydearwilliams.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Gail Ships Johnman... John is uncomfortable.
%%* MilitaryBrat: His father was shot and killed in Afghanistan.
%%* MoralityPet: Seems to be one to Sherman, of course.
%%* NiceGuy
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* TheWatson: But of course.
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[[folder:Chapter Two characters.]]

!!Gossip Girl
Apparently, she wandered in from her TV series to torment Pageson. Her blog is [[http://pageson-gossip-blog.tumblr.com/ here.]]

%%* AlphaBitch
%%* BigBrotherIsWatching: Some of the characters have wondered.
%%* {{Blackmail}}
%%* DeadpanSnarker: On occasion.
%%** SnarkToSnarkCombat: With Gail.
%%* TheFaceless
* InSeriesNickname: "Gossip Girl," which she dubbed herself. Also, "Canadian bitch," dubbed by Gail.
%%* {{Jerkass}}: She actually manages to be ''worse'' than Madame Blue.
* NoNameGiven: The characters simply call her Gossip Girl or GG.
%%* SecretKeeper: Unless, of course, you do something she doesn't like.
%%* TheSociopath
%%* VerbalTic: She uses a lot of French words, much to Gail's annoyance.
%%
%%!!The Storyteller
%%After GG stopped posting, this blackmailer rose up. Like GG, she blackmails the characters with their deepest secrets. Unlike GG, there's some doubt as to whether she's even ''human''. And now that her backstory has been revealed in the full plot, it's made quite clear that she isn't. Her blog is [[http://thestorytellerofpageson.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AffablyEvil
%%* AlphaBitch: She even describes herself as such.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* DesperatelyLookingForAPurposeInLife
%%* TheFaceless
%%* IJustWantToHaveFriends
%%* JerkassGod: Though according to the backstory, she wasn't always.
%%* KickTheDog / PetTheDog: Switches rapidly between which one she's doing.
%%* NoNameGiven
%%* TheOmniscient
%%* StepfordSnarker
%%* WhoWantsToLiveForever: She lives for all eternity. Her friends? Not so much.
%%* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds
%%* YaoiFangirl

%%!!Irene Adams
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Irene Adler]]. Her blog is [[http://the-ireneadams-atyourservice.tumblr.com/ here.]]
%%
%%* UnclePennybags: Surprisingly. She has plenty of money to share, and share it, she does.
%%* BecomingTheMask: Slowly, as she begins to notice the parallels between herself and her literary counterpart.
%%* BerserkButton: Hurting Molly, or making any jokes about being sick.
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* HookerWithAHeartOfGold
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
%%* MoralityPet: Molly and Gail.
%%* ReallyGetsAround
%%
%%
%%!!Whitney Apfel
%%Reincarnation of Literature/SnowWhite. Her blog is [[http://thelovelywhitney.tumblr.com/ here.]]
%%
%%* ExtremeDoormat
%%* NiceGirl
%%* RavenHairIvorySkin
%%* WideEyedIdealist
%%
%%!!Thea Baker
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer Becky Thatcher]]. Her blog is [[http://hopelessly-thea.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* ChildhoodFriendRomance: With Terrence, of the "unlucky" variety.
%%* NiceGirl
%%* OnlySaneWoman: Basically Henry and Terrence's babysitter.
%%* WideEyedIdealist
%%
%%!!Annabella Baze
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast Beauty]]. Her blog is [[http://anniebaze.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* {{Bookworm}}
%%* MeaningfulName: Contains the name "Bella," which means "pretty."
%%* {{Missing Mom}}
%%* NiceGirl
%%* ShrinkingViolet: To some extent.
%%
%%
%%!!Theodore Copper
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz the Tin Man]]. His blog is [[http://theodorecopper.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* NiceGuy: His most prominent trait.
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* UndyingLoyalty
%%
%%!!Eric Enjolras
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/LesMiserables Enjolras]]. His blog is [[http://ericjolras.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BigBrotherInstinct: Over the ABC Allies
%%* CelibateHero: Maybe not quite the hero, but the trope fits him rather well.
%%* UndyingLoyalty
%%* WideEyedIdealist: To an extent.
%%
%%!!Jackson Harper
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer Joe Harper]]. His blog is [[http://jacksonharpernowait.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* {{Delinquents}}
%%* DumbBlonde: A tad.
%%* NiceGuy: Nicer than Terrence or Henry, anyway.
%%* ReallyGetsAround
%%* SecretKeeper: Knew of Thea's crush on Terrence, but kept his mouth shut.
%%
%%!!Sherman Hope
%%Reincarnation of Literature/SherlockHolmes. His blog is [[http://detective-sherman-hope.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* DeadpanSnarker: "Be careful of herpes. I have the feeling that it is going to spread like wildfire tonight."
%%* InsufferableGenius
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: His interactions with John and Gail especially highlight this.
%%* MoralityPet: John, of course. Ella seems to be one, too.
%%* SecretKeeper: Has agreed to be one for Gail, should he stumble across her secret.
%%* SherlockScan: Well, duh.
%%* OddFriendship: With Ella.
%%
%%!!Simon Lawrence
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer Sid Sawyer]]. His blog is [[http://simon-sid-lawrence.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
%%* TagAlongKid
%%
%%!!Terrence Lawrence
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer Tom Sawyer]]. His blog is [[http://socalledsawyer.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AmbiguouslyGay
%%* AttentionWhore
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* {{Delinquents}}
%%* {{Jerkass}}: Oh, yes.
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Thea and Henry bring it out. A ''little''.
%%* PetMonstrosity: Rover
%%* RaisedByGrandparents: Well, technically his aunt.
%%
%%!!Megan le Fay
%%Reincarnation of [[Myth/ArthurianLegend Morgana]]. Her blog is [[http://meganlefay.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AmbiguouslyEvil
%%* CainAndAbel: The Cain to Aaron's Abel.
%%* DoNotCallMePaul: Calling her "Megan Penn" is a bad idea.
%%* ReallyGetsAround
%%* TheUnfavorite: And she ''knows'' it.
%%
%%!!Eudora Micely
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/AliceInWonderland the Dormouse.]] Her blog is [[http://eudoramicely.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
%%* TheDitz
%%* NiceGirl
%%* ShrinkingViolet
%%* {{Sleepyhead}}: Has narcolepsy.
%%
!!Evageline Thenardier
Reincarnation of [[Literature/LesMiserables Eponine]]. Her blog is [[http://evangeline-thenardier.tumblr.com/ here.]]
%%
%%* AllLoveIsUnrequited
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* ChildhoodFriendRomance: With Maurice.
%%* ClingyJealousGirl
%%* {{Foil}}: To Colleen.
%%* NiceGirl
%%* OddFriendship: With Gail.
%%* RichesToRags
%%* SpoiledBrat: As a kid. She grew out of it.
* UnkemptBeauty: It's mentioned she only has three outfits and is rather messy, but that doesn't change the fact that her faceclaim is Samantha Barks.
%%
%%!!Henry Rivers
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn Huckleberry Finn]]. His blog is [[http://huckleberry-rivers.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* AbusiveParents: His dad. Also an {{Alcoholic Parent}}.
%%* BigBrotherInstinct: Towards Terrence.
%%* CrushBlush: Almost constantly whenever he talks to Gail.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
%%* DrowningMySorrows: [[spoiler:Following Colleen's death.]]
%%* DumbBlonde
%%* FosterKid
%%* ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou: Implied between him and Gail, especially so with their "pigtail" analogy.
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Not as much as we was in Chapter One, but the heart of gold is still there. Colleen and Terrence bring it out.
%%** And newly: [[CantLiveWithThemCantLiveWithoutThem Gail]].
%%* ManipulativeBastard
%%* MoralityPet: Colleen, and now Gail.
%%* SirSwearsALot
%%* SourOutsideSadInside
%%
!!Gail Rubens
Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Dorothy Gale]]. Her blog is [[http://dorothyexceptnot.tumblr.com/ here]].

%%* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: How else could you explain her ''not'' knocking Henry's teeth out when he planted a ForcefulKiss on her?
%%* BrainyBrunette
%%* CantHoldHisLiquor: Averted--she appears to be the only person in Pageson that ''can''.
* {{Catchphrase}}: She uses the phrase "mouth date" a lot, but no one but Tim seems to actually know what that means.
%%* DaddysGirl
%%* DatingWhatDaddyHates: To be fair, though, Daddy hates ''everyone''.
%%* DeadpanSnarker: Much moreso than her Chapter One incarnation.
%%* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
%%* FarmersDaughter
%%* GirlyBruiser
%%* HotBlooded: By far her biggest vice is her awful temper.
%%* NiceGirl: Though with ''much'' less patience than she had in Chapter One. In fact, she's probably closer to being a female MrViceGuy.
%%* OnlySaneWoman
* TheReliableOne: For pretty much all of Pageson, even people she doesn't know or like. This is why Mr. Valjean asks Gail to break the news of [[spoiler:Colleen's death]] to the rest of the teenagers. [[spoiler:Gail comes through.]]
%%* SitcomArchNemesis: Henry and Gossip Girl, though she has legitimate grievances against them both. Terrence is probably a straighter example.
%%* TomboyWithAGirlyStreak: Inverted--she's a Girly Girl With a Tomboy Streak. Enjoys Disney, cute dresses, Music/TaylorSwift, stuffed animals... and fighting with sexist neighbor boys, something she's ''quite'' good at.
* TookALevelInJerkass: Chapter One Gail was practically a MessianicArchetype. Chapter Two Gail is... [[DeadpanSnarker n]][[HotBlooded o]][[AllPeriodsArePMS t]].
%%* {{Tsundere}}: Most of the time she's a Type B--''dere dere'' until you piss her off. Around Henry, she's a Type A--''tsun tsun'' until she accepts her attraction to him. [[SlapSlapKiss And even then...]]

%%!!Hank Rubens
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Uncle Henry]]. His blog is [[papabearrubens.tumblr.com here]].
%%
%%* BerserkButton: Make Gail cry. Go ahead, just try it.
%%* DotingParent
%%* GunNut
%%* HotBlooded
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Generally bad-tempered and nasty, but he truly loves Gail.
%%* [[spoiler:NeverFoundTheBody]]
%%* PapaWolf
%%* TheQuietOne
%%* {{Redneck}}: Though he doesn't have the "stupid" part of the stereotype.
%%
%%!!Ophelia Strange
%%Reincarnation of [[{{Theatre/Hamlet}} Ophelia]]. Her blog is [[http://ophelia-strange.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* BrokenBird
%%* ExtremeDoormat
%%* LoveHurts
%%* NiceGirl
%%* TheOphelia: ''Duh''.
%%* StepfordSmiler
%%
%%!!Ella Tremaine
%%Reincarnation of Literature/{{Cinderella}}. Her blog is [[http://ellatremaine.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold
%%* NiceGirl
%%* SheCleansUpNicely
%%* WideEyedIdealist
%%* DarkandTroubledPast: Although she won't admit it.
%%* HatesBeingTouched
%%* BadassAdorable: Ella seems weak, but she knows how to defend herself, proven at the lake with John.
%%* DisappearedDad
%%* BeautyEqualsGoodness
%%* OddFriendship: With Sherman.
%%
%%%% !!Colleen Valjean
%%%% Reincarnation of [[Literature/LesMiserables Cosette]]. Her blog is [[http://aheartfullofmotherf-ckers.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%%%% * AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Subverted with her crush on Henry--he's actually nice to ''her''.
%%%% * HairOfGoldHeartOfGold
%%%% * HappilyAdopted
%%%% * NiceGirl
%%%% * OddFriendship: With Henry
%%%% * StepfordSmiler: Not as much as Ophelia, but it's there.
%%
%% !!Vanessa Waters
%% Reincarnation of [[Literature/TheLittleMermaid the Sea Witch]]. Her blog is [[http://sweet--melodies.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%% * AffablyEvil
%% * AlphaBitch
%% * {{Jerkass}}
%% * ManipulativeBitch
%% * SmallNameBigEgo
%%
%%!!John Williams
%%Reincarnation of [[Literature/SherlockHolmes John Watson]]. His blog is [[http://jawnwilliams.tumblr.com/ here]].
%%
%% * BigBrotherInstinct: To Colleen, despite them not being technically related.
%% * EthicalSlut
%% * HairOfGoldHeartOfGold
%% * MilitaryBrat
%% * ForgetsToEat
%% * NiceGuy
%%* ReallyGetsAround: Even his mun calls him "manwhore".
%%* StepfordSmiler: Hinted at during Theo's party.
%%-->''Fuck expectations and always being responsible. Fuck having to take care of everyone all the time. Fuck making mistakes. Fuck being in control. Fuck being hurt and tired and guilty. Fuck being human. He needs an escape, and an escape is what he will get tonight.''
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