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[[folder: Straw Hat Pirates]]
!!Monkey Dee Luffy
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A 45-year-old rubber man who talks like Creator/SeanConnery, who happens to be the "hero" of the story.
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* AbusiveParents: He claims that his parents hated him because they gave him the name "Monkey". However, he also claims that they were a test tube and his mother was a rubber band, and he's [[UnreliableNarrator very bad]] [[MultipleChoicePast at recollecting his past]], so anything he says should be taken with a grain of salt.
* AccidentalMarriage: Wounded up getting [[{{Pun}} roped]] into one by Nami, not that that was what he wanted.
* AdaptationalVillainy: This version of Luffy is a serial killer who couldn't care less about his team mates.
* AgeLift: Luffy is canonically 17 years old when starting his journey, 19 after the TimeSkip; here, he's 45.
* ArtificialHuman: May be this, if his claims that his father was a test tube and his mother was a rubber band are true.
* BerserkButton: Messing with his hat, as per usual. Also, messing with Mr. Fuzzy Flippers. Also, {{ninja}}s.
* BigOlEyebrows: Whenever he needs to be angry, but there's nothing available in the source material.
* BloodKnight: "That's it, I can't take it anymore. Everyone but me has maimed someone today. ''You!'' Let's do this thing!"
* BraveScot: Luffy, who has the voice of Creator/SeanConnery.
** ViolentGlaswegian: Often falls into this, though.
* BreathWeapon: Has been known to spit up knives and exploding cats on occasion.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Like his [[Manga/OnePiece main counterpart]], he’s a pretty crazy dude.
* CutenessProximity: Completely ignores Captain Morgan in favor of watching a video of a baby seal on {{iPhony}}.
* DrivenToSuicide: Nami pushes him to this twice in episode four.
* EveryoneHasStandards: When Zoro mentions that he'd suck a fart out of Miss Kaya's ass, Luffy stays silent for a moment before calmly responding that he wouldn't.
** Realizing just what kind of film ''Man In A Box'' is ''breaks'' him.
* ExactWords: When Usopp says that they need to warn everyone about a pirate attack, Luffy takes it to mean ''everyone'', including the pirates themselves.
* GagPenis: "I have a rubber penis."
* HappyDance: Does a sarcastic one in episode five.
* HeroicComedicSociopath: "Those passengers aren't gonna kill themselves, you know."
* HiredGuns: Revealed in Soul Whatever - "Third Earth" that Jeremiah hired him to kill Lelouch in episode seven of None Piece, (episode fifteen of Ment), as revenge for being killed by Lelouch.
** HitmanWithAHeart: Luffy mentions that he'd like to [[ContinuityNod party with Lelouch]], though.
* MediumAwareness: He can hear the narrator, and finds out Zoro's full name this way.
* MultipleChoicePast: As Zoro can attest, he's very bad at recollecting his past.
-->'''Zoro''': Yeah dude, don't bother. I got dinosaurs and Rihanna last time.
* NeverLearnedToRead: Struggles to read the disclaimer in episode three.
* NoIndoorVoice: He pretty much yells all the time.
* NoYou: His response to Zoro calling him "Monkey Dumbfoot Luffy".
-->No, ''your'' foot is dumb.
* OlderThanTheyLook: He's 45-years-old yet looks like he's 16. When questioned on this, he responds with "''you'' try getting wrinkles being made of rubber".
* RubberMan: Everything in his body is made of rubber. Yes, even [[PowerPerversionPotential that.]]
* UnreliableNarrator: Don't ask him about his past. You'll end up with a combination of [[Film/{{Arthur 1981}} several]] [[Film/FieldOfDreams movie]] [[Film/LethalWeapon2 plots]], dinosaurs, and Music/{{Rihanna}}. Luffy even admits he's bad at recollecting his past.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Towards the end of Episode "5". According to Zoro, he ran around naked talking about politics.
!!Zolo Zoro
The sword user of the group, and rival to Luffy in terms of sheer insanity.
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* AbusiveParents: Much like Luffy, he claims that his parents hated him because they named him Zolo Zoro.
* AdaptationNameChange: From Roronoa Zoro to Zolo Zoro.
* AttentionWhore: When everyone starts yelling, he'll join in even if he doesn't have anything to yell about. In practice, this results in him yelling about the fact that he's yelling. And then there's this:
-->"Wow, Usopp's girlfriend is loaded out the butthole. DUDE, I SAID BUTTHOLE!"
* CargoShip: He wants to make sweet sugary love to Aunt Jemimah.
* DaydreamSurprise: He briefly thinks he's defeated Buggy's first mate in a SingleStrokeBattle. Turns out it was a blood loss induced hallucination, and his momentary distraction got him stabbed a second time.
* DeflectorShield: He has one around his head that appeared when Luffy threw an apple at him.
-->[[NoSell Nope.]]
* TheDitz: He's more consistently unhinged than Luffy.
* FoodPorn: He talks dirty to the pancakes he eats in episode five.
* HarmfulToMinors: "Hey you kids wanna be on fire?"
* ImmuneToBullets: He's been shot twice and wasn't injured either time. They still hurt, though.
* InsaneTrollLogic: When Usopp states that they should protect the villagers, Zoro says he already took care of it, because you can't get touched when you're on fire.
* IronButtMonkey: Takes the most damage of the group.
* LastNameBasis: Everyone calls him Zoro, despite this being his last name.
* MadeOfIron: Takes a sniper bullet in the back, and it doesn't even break the skin.
* ManOnFire: After he spills beer all over himself, Nami lights him on fire. He then proceeds to ignite an entire town.
* SanityBall: Hangs onto it for the entirety of episode 9, questioning the entire idea of Second Christmas.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pancakes.
!!Nami
A kleptomaniac who serves as Luffy's navigator.
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* AccidentalMarriage: She manages to [[IncrediblyLamePun rope]] Luffy into one. They go on a honeymoon immediately afterwards.
* CovertPervert: During a subversion of an OnlySaneMan moment…
-->'''Nami:''' ''Why am I on this crew again?''
-->'''Luffy:''' ''Look, I have a rubber penis…''
-->'''Nami:''' ''Aaaaaah.''
* CrossDressingVoices: If you listen closely, you'll notice that Nami is voice by a very high-pitched male.
* DeadpanSnarker: Has a brief moment in episode six.
-->'''Luffy:''' ''Don't be a wise guy, Zoro!''
-->'''Nami:''' ''I don't think he's in danger of that.''
* NotSoAboveItAll: Despite Nami's moments of sanity and being the straight man of the crew, every now and again we're reminded that, unlike her canon portrayal, she's [[DenserAndWackier nuttier than squirrel shit]]. She may even be right behind Luffy in terms of insanity.
-->'''Nami:''' ''Pfft that's nothing! One time, I swalled a whole bottle of blush to cover up on my organs!''
* OnlySaneMan: Crazy as she is, she does have a couple moments (though as pointed out above, one of them is subverted).
* OutOfCharacter: In the original Manga/OnePiece, Nami originally hated pirates (it took a while for her to warm up to Luffy and join his crew) and often served as the OnlySaneMan to the other characters' wacky antics. Here, she joins Luffy's crew instantly without any animosity (she even ''marries'' Luffy for no explained reason) and turns out to be just as much a CloudCuckoolander as the others.
* SanityBall: Picks it up whenever one of the crew needs to be sane for a moment. Whether this will stick now that Usopp has joined the crew remains to be seen.
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: One of the first things she asks Luffy is if he can see down her shirt. When he answers no, she leans forward a bit and asks "How 'bout now?"
* ShipTease: She's on the crew because she wants to see what Luffy's rubber penis is like.
* TheVoiceless: She appears in the first episode, but doesn't say a word until she appears in episode three.
* {{Yandere}}: If this bit of dialogue at the beginning of episode four is any indication.
-->'''Nami:''' ''Oh, pay him no mind...*''whispering creepily''*...unless you want to die.''
!!Kirk Usopp
A long nosed loser fawning over Miss Kaya.
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* AmbiguouslyBrown: According to Kaya, he looks like a racist version of [[Literature/{{Pinocchio}} Geppetto's bastard child]].
* BadassBoast: Which he shits himself during.
* BringMyBrownPants: He poops himself in episode seven, thinking he was "ripping ass".
* ButtMonkey: No one respects Usopp.
* GagNose: See above.
* NotSoAboveItAll: In his introduction in episode five, he has a bad reputation in town for tickling people's butts while they're asleep (which he admits to as he runs away).
* OnlySaneMan: Next to Nami, he's the most sensible person in the series.
* WhatTheHellHero: When Luffy gives away their position to Django and Kuro, Usopp calls him out on it.
!!Sanji
A cook who shits on customers and works for [[spoiler: Kris Kringle.]]
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* AmbiguouslyJewish: He has a vaguely Yiddish accent.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Complain a little? Prepare to have your twin brother come out of his ass. Or get your ship blown up with lasers.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Made his debut in WebVideo/CodeMENT by blowing up a warship with a laser after a man complained about steak.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Shits on the customers because badmouthing their cuisine is like shitting on them.
* ToiletHumor: Serves up fart salad to the customers. "They'll be gettin' it fresh!"
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[[folder: Other Pirates]]
!!"Iron Mace" Alvida
The very first enemy that Luffy faces.
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* BerserkButton: Though she lacks her ProudBeauty traits from the original show, Alvida still doesn't take kindly to Luffy bluntly calling her a "fat bitch".
* EvilSoundsDeep: She speaks in a hilariously deep, masculine voice.
* [[FatBastard Fat Bitch]]: Luffy calls her as such.
!!Buggy
A clown pirate terrorizing a small town.
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* TheComicallySerious: He's played surprisingly straight, in contrast to his [[Manga/OnePiece canonical]] [[LaughablyEvil portrayal]].
* DetachmentCombat
* ICouldaBeenAContender: He wanted to be a doctor but instead he's a clown pirate.
* MonsterClown: "I be a clown pirate."
** Also, he's from space.
* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: How he meets his end.
!!Kuro
Miss Kaya's butler, and partner in crime with Django.
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* AdaptationalNameChange: He is officially known as his real name here, even when he posed as a butler, not his "Klahadore" alias.
* BerserkButton: Being told that being a butler for three years was not important. Also, apparently the goat-butler.
--> '''Kuro:''' (to Django) "Well it may not be a big deal to you, but outside your contact, the only people I've been able to hang out with are some weird annoying girl and a goddamned lamb-man! Let me repeat that: a ''GODDAMNED LAMB-MAN''! He's a ***ing ''man'' and a ''lamb''. I have ''nothing'' in common with a person like that! What could I possibly talk to him about? "Oh yeah, how much do you sell your wool for in the market, I got jack shit because ''my dad didn't *** a sheep!''"
--> '''Django:''' "Ya don't have to be an asshole."
* TheButlerDidIt: He’s a butler and a killer. Yeah.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: "Why was I a butler for three years? Why couldn't it have been, like, one and a half?"
* FridgeLogic: In-universe. When talking with Django, he asks why he was a butler for three years.
* ObviouslyEvil: Luffy calls him out on this the second he sees him.
* SingleStrokeBattle: Luffy takes him out in one hit.
* WolverineClaws: Which he uses to [[spoiler: steal the [[{{Squick}} goat butler's ball sack]]]].
!!Django
One of the leaders of a group of pirates that go around spaying cats.
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%%* CloudCuckoolander
* {{Expy}}: Of Christopher Walken.
* OnlySaneMan: Surprisingly, despite his own ludicrous behavior, even he gets fed up with the Straw Hat Pirates' antics.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Done with unusual pauses in his words, as part of his being an expy of Christopher Walken. Kuro thinks it's a result of a tumor.
* ZanyScheme: Has a plan to steal Miss Kaya's property that involves rounding up fifty goats and unleashing them onto her property in order to ruin her lawn. How this allows them to steal her property is never explained. Makes even less sense when it is revealed that [[spoiler: property in this context refers to the goat butler's ball sack.]]
!!Don Kringle
The brother of Chris Kringle, who celebrates Second Christmas by robbing people.
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* BadSanta: Robs people on Second Christmas.
* CainAndAbel: The Cain to Chris' Abel.
* PaperTiger: He looks big and tough, but Luffy ''utterly destroys'' him.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: On Second Christmas, he robs people as revenge for getting kicked out of the North Pole.
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[[folder: Marines]]
!!Helmeppo
The spoiled, cowardly son of Captain Morgan.
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* AbusiveParents: His dad essentially treats him somewhat worse than he did in the original show. He flat out tells Helmeppo that he deserved to get hit for wearing a purple suit, and later on, Morgan hits him again for no explained reason.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Never mentions anything about his orientation. He even has a lisp and ''fabulous'' purple suit.
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** The reason Zoro punched him? He was wearing a purple suit out in public.
** Conversely, after getting punched in the face by Luffy, Helmeppo orders for Luffy and Zoro to be executed.
* SmugSnake
* SpoiledBrat
* SpontaneousChoreography: After eating a rice ball meant for Zoro, he starts "dancing"[[note]]Which is really just him stomping on one of the girl's rice balls... which itself is exactly what he was doing in the original show.[[/note]] to "Born This Way" by Music/LadyGaga.
* TackyTuxedo: Zoro decks him for wearing a purple suit in public. And after Luffy punches him, Morgan asks if he was wearing the purple suit. The second he begins saying "yes", Morgan tells him he deserved it.
!!Captain "Axe-Hand" Morgan
A corrupt marine captain who has an axe for a hand.
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* DeadpanSnarker: He's more akin to this than a BadBoss like he was in the original show.
* GenreSavvy: "Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's someone running around who talks like Sean Connery! Shit is about to go down!"
* SurroundedByIdiots: "I'm up to my tits in morons."
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[[folder: Other Characters]]
!!Coby
A former member of the Alvida crew and temporary member of Luffy's crew.
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* AccidentalMisnaming: He's constantly referred to as "Cody".
* ButtMonkey: He takes quite a bit of abuse throughout the first three episodes.
* TheLoad: He doesn't do much other than untie Zoro. Luffy is quick to point this out in episode two.
-->'''Luffy:''' ''Cody, you're useless.''
* OnlySaneMan: Very much so. For one, he's the only one who shows genuine concern when the boat he and Luffy are on in the beginning of episode two spontaneously combusts for no reason.
* PutOnABus: He's last seen left at the mercy of the marines when Luffy and Zoro leave the island, having been forgotten.
!!Shanks
->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/LittleKuriboh
[[UnreliableNarrator An alcoholic millionaire playboy who was on the brink of an arranged marriage to a wealthy single woman when he met Luffy.]] Together with Luffy, he fought illegal narcotics and crime lords in the mean [[RougeAnglesOfSatin starts]] of LA. (Dammit Autocorrect!) Oh, and he gave Luffy his hat. Then again, given that [[UnreliableNarrator Luffy is the only source of information on the matter,]] it should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
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%%* TheAlcoholic
* CoolShades: Wears a pair of aviators.
* HowDoIShotWeb: While explaining the epiphany he's just had to Luffy, he discovers that he has the ability to spawn egg and waffle sandwiches out of his hand.
* PalsWithJesus: Is seen drinking with him at the end of episode 9. He also farts in his beer.
* ToxicFriendInfluence: Invites a very young Luffy to get drunk with him.
!!Miss Kaya
A rich girl and Usopp's not-girlfriend.
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* DarkAndTroubledPast: Her parents were killed by pillows.
-->*''To a pillow''* I hope your entire family gets molested.
* OnlySaneWoman: Especially in Episode 14.5.
!!Merry
Kaya's servant and Kuro's co-butler, half-man and half-goat.
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* GroinAttack: [[spoiler:Kuro hacks off his balls with his WolverineClaws]].
* HalfHumanHybrid: He is half-man, half-goat.
* NiceGuy: Generally nice to everyone, even Kuro.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Hay.
!!Chef Zeff/[[spoiler:Chris Kringle]]
The head chef of Baratie. Contracted a mental disorder from [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Sanji sleeping on his leg.]]
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* AnArmAndALeg: Sawed off his right leg to avoid Sanji's retardation from spreading to his brain. Turns out he sawed off the wrong one.
* CainAndAbel: [[spoiler:The Abel to Don's Cain.]]
* CloudCuckoolander: Most of what he says is completely nonsensical. It's probably Sanji's fault. [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum Apparently Sanji's retardation spread up his leg.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler:Chris Kringle: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!]]
* YourHeadAsplode: After [[spoiler: years of not ho, ho hoing, the overload causes his head to explode.]]
!!Jesus
One of the Warlords of the Sea.
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* {{BFS}}: He carries one on his back and it’s bigger than him!
* TheComicallySerious: He's as insane as the rest of the cast, but delivers every line completely straight.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: He shows up completely out of nowhere, wrecks Zoro, and then leaves.
* ToiletHumor: On the receiving end of it multiple times, courtesy of Sanji and Shanks.
* WeMeetAgain: "Only this time...[[SubvertedTrope for the first time]]."
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