[[WMG: Kirima Harasami]]

''"Find m-me whoever s-switched the signs. A-ask them - politely - why they th-thought it w-was an amusing idea. Inform them - f-firmly - that it was n-not."''

A member of Shinji's class, once Kiri was just a normal, bullied, shy little girl. And then Rei moved into her class, aged 8. And then Hatchi "adopted" her as her "sidekick". And kidnapped her for her birthday party. Her closest friend thinks she's an EvilGenius. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807420/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies_The_Trials_of_Kirima_Harasami Things go downhill from there]].

... and yet because of that, she has a little more self-confidence. And could [[WaifFu kick your ass]]... if she didn't hate violence.

In the Yomiko future timeline, she has taken Aoba's former job. [[ButtMonkey This is about in line for her luck.]]

* ButtMonkey - She's nice, soft, and really wants people to be nicer to each other... oh, and for Hatchi to leave her alone. That's not going to happen.
* {{Moe}} - She's a moeblob. Just... one who's been adopted as a side-kick by Hatchi Ayanami.
* {{Sidekick}} - She's Hatchi's [[BondGirl Ayanami Girl]], despite her protests, and the fact that she doesn't want to be one, or have to keep up the training routine.
* SpeechImpediment - Stammers normally. Loses the stammer when angry, focused, or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talking about cooking]].
* WaifFu - When she gets focused, and stops acting like Kiri, she can take on four bullies older than her, and win. However, she did end up rather badly beaten.

[[WMG: Sasoriko Yochi]]

''Glares, and then flicks her hair''

Likewise a member of Shinji's class, Sasoriko is intense, and a bit creepy, but nevertheless is probably Kiri's closest friend, despite her somewhat... warped view of the world. Due to a few misunderstandings, she believes, and has for years, that Kiri is a secret [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] MagnificentBastard, and she's one of the few people who can see through the mask. Occasional incidents where Kiri has tasered people, or set Rei on them, have not helped this impression.

* ACupAngst - She's actually bitterly cynical, and so the fact that she's short and flat, and people sometimes say that she's cute, is rather annoying to her.
* ConspiracyTheorist - She ''knows'' the truth is out there, and she's perceptive and bright enough to pick up that some things don't quite fit together. And in her defense, she lives in Fanfic/NobodyDies; there really are large secret conspiracies. She's just missing some important parts.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette - Pale, short, and very ''intense''.
* LethalChef - She's just ''terrible''. Her family is rich, she never learned how to cook, and that's why she does things like not realize that you need to put water in with the rice when boiling it. She has explicitly complained about the social assumption that FeminineWomenCanCook.