!!Orel Puppington
->Voiced by: Carolyn Lawrence

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* AdorablyPrecociousChild: Seriously, the kid wants to help anybody whenever possible. Too bad that most of the people he tries to help in Moralton are jerks.
* TheAllAmericanBoy: Deconstructed. At first he fits the bill of a typical child from a loving, Christian family, but once the people around him start to fall apart, his chipper attitude starts to fade.
* BlackComedyRape: Using a pastry bag with his own seed to impregnate women so he won't go to Hell for masturbating.
* BreakTheCutie: Quite possibly his father's goal towards Orel.
* CorruptTheCutie: The results jaded him from the perfect life he thought he had.
* CallingTheOldManOut: [[spoiler:"To Clay in "Nature". You become a bad person when you drink!", and after Clay drinks the rubbing alcohol that he was supposed to use to treat Orel's wound, Orel says, "I hate you." To which Clay replies, "Hate away, sister, hate away."]]
* CheerfulChild: Until Clay shot him.
* ChildrenAreInnocent: Played straight until the third season.
* CreepyChild: Falls into this at times, particularly his even younger self in ''Beforel Orel'' when [[spoiler:he tries to murder his brother after misinterpreting another lesson]].
* EarnYourHappyEnding: Despite the hardships in the final season, Orel manages to come out of it well-adjusted.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: In "Nature", until the second part.
* AGodAmI: Briefly.
* GoodParents: In the finale, one of the only characters in the series definitely shown to be this.
* HappilyMarried: To Christina in the finale.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: He has no idea of how bad a kid Joe is until he starts beating up two presumed gay boys. He has no idea how crazy Miss Censordoll is, and he had absolute no idea on how horrible his father is until the hunting trip.
* IgnoredEpiphany: He's spanked into forgetting his Gnostic Epiphany in "Grounded", when he rejects the church doctrine of a FluffyCloudHeaven, and the idea that you have to be in a church to worship the lord. It's also ironic since they are Protestants, and Martin Luther started protestantism with the idea that one doesn't have to be in a church to worship the lord.
%%* IncorruptiblePurePureness
* InHarmonyWithNature: In the episode "Nature", at least until the second part...
* InnocentlyInsensitive: Orel can commit downright cruelty to others out of good intentions. It's not that he's sadistic, but he doesn't ''realize'' that he's doing sadistic things.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: With Stephanie.
* JadeColoredGlasses: He dons a pair in the final season.
* {{Keet}}: Definitely, but especially as a 4-year-old.
* LikeFatherLikeSon: Before "Nature", Orel aspired to be like his father.
* NakedOnArrival: "Oh... I guess your clothes don't die ''with'' you!"
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: At the end of "Sundays", when Orel arrives at church ''depressed''.
* OnlySaneMan: He becomes more aware of Moralton's flaws as the show continues to run, but he does his best to keep himself chipper.
* ParentalSubstitute: Reverend Putty, and Stephanie, at the very end.
* ThePollyanna: The early episodes have him blissfully unaware of his actions or how draconian the adults of the town can be.
* PrecociousCrush: On Stephanie, which is over by the end of "The Blessed Union".

!!Clay Puppington
->Voiced by: Scott Adsit

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* AbusiveParents: After his mother's death, his father briefly becomes this. He stops when he considers smacking him not worth it, but it only made Clay even ''worse''.
** The cycle of abuse continues with his treatment of Orel. PlayedForLaughs initially, but [[MoralEventHorizon not so much after the "Nature" two-parter.]]
* AlcoholicParent: With the amount of liquor he imbues, it's a wonder his liver hasn't given out.
* AllTakeAndNoGive: His parenting.
* AttentionWhore: Years of being smothered by his fanatical mother warped Clay into serious case of this.
* {{Backstory}}: "Passing" and "Help" do a great deal in showing how Clay turned into what he is.
* BrokenAce: Practically the poster child. A handsome, successful, Christian family man who's secretly an abusive, self-destructive, alcoholic jackass who hates everyone, ''especially'' himself.
* CatchPhrase: Before every Spoof Aesop spouted by Clay, he would find Orel and say a sentence that ends with "In my '''study'''." Cue gulping.
* DeadEndJob: Clay constantly complains about his dead end job, which we are led to believe is some droning office monkey type job. [[spoiler:We find out in the second to last episode that Clay is actually the mayor of Moralton.]] Even Orel is surprised at the discovery.
* DepravedBisexual: Clay appears to only love attention, loving anyone who will show him any amount of it, regardless of who he will hurt in the process. It's this, combined with his abusive nature towards Orel that causes Daniel Stopframe to ultimately reject him.
* DrowningMySorrows: And drowning them good.
-->'''Clay''': Hate her. [''Drinks''] Still hate her. [''Drinks''] Toler-hate 'er. [''Drinks''] Tolerate her!
* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: In the case of Clay, a little ''too'' much.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Lets out a BigWhat when Dr. Potterswheel wondered if he molested Orel in his studies.
* FauxAffablyEvil: The guy almost constantly has a pleasant demeanor, which is just a mask because he's drunk all the time. In "Nature" his true colors are revealed when he sobers up. Even before this, how he can be so calm beating his own son, having to be TOLD Orel didn't do anything wrong since beating him is an impulse for him, his drunken demeanor makes him all the more horrible.
* FisherKing: He's the mayor of Moralton. Probably explains a lot about why Moralton is so messed up.
* FreudianExcuse: Clay's mother gave him far too much attention while Clay's dad didn't give him enough. His screwed up childhood is why he has no confidence in himself and virtually no parenting skills.
* HeelRealization: "Numb" reveals that he not only knows that he's a monstrous wretch, but he knows exactly why he is what he is. However, despite understanding that his self-destructive behavior also hurts the people he loves, he's unwilling to change his ways, making this an IgnoredEpiphany.
* HenpeckedHusband: Though he's not exactly sympathetic in the matter.
* ItsAllAboutMe: His world revolves around him.
* {{Jerkass}}:
-->'''Clay:''' ''(to Orel, referring to an apology)'' Okay, well, I take everything back. ''(starts to leave)'' [[spoiler:And I'm ''glad'' I shot you.]]
* LikeFatherLikeSon: To Orel until he shot him. Even moreso with his dad.
* LackOfEmpathy: To everyone except himself.
%%* MayorPain
* NeverMyFault: He actually hoists blame on Orel for ''getting drunkenly shot by his father''.
* OedipusComplex: His desire for attention and motherly doting resulted in a disturbing case of this when he grew up.
* SexlessMarriage: With Bloberta.
* SpoiledBrat: Thanks to being endlessly fawned over by his mother.
* StandardFiftiesFather: Deconstructed to a horrifying degree.
* StartOfDarkness: When his father begins ignoring him after his mother's death. Even then, he turns out a half-decent guy, but then Bloberta introduces him to alcohol. Given how quickly he takes to it, the alcohol probably let loose all those years of pent-up frustration.
* TookALevelInJerkass: He was a considerably worse father after "Nature", nearly disowning Orel.
* TroubledAbuser: He's a really lousy dad to Orel, but it's only because his own childhood has warped his idea of what love and parenthood is.
* UngratefulBastard: How Clay sees Orel, Bloberta... his entire family.
* UnwantedSpouse: With Bloberta.
* UsedToBeASweetKid: Well, definitely sweeter than he is now.
* VillainProtagonist: In season 3 when his alcoholism and lack of self-esteem pretty much alienate everyone he knows.
* VillainousBreakdown: Several, in "Nature Part 1", "Sacrifice" and "Honor".
* WhatExactlyIsHisJob: To the point where his kids don't even know. [[spoiler:He's the Mayor.]]
* WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent: Clay wishes that his son wasn't so... innocent and ''sensitive''.

!!Bloberta Puppington (neé Hymentact)
->Voiced by: Britta Phillips

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* AbusiveParents: Though unlike Clay, she tries to be a good mother. Clay just continually undermines her efforts.
* TheAlcoholic: Actually used to be this herself.
* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Bloberta's siblings, according to her mother, and all her friends who were getting married, which prompted her to trap Clay into a relationship.
* {{Backstory}}: Explained in the episode "Help" how Clay and Bloberta ended up in such a loveless hate-filled marriage.
* ChristmasCake: Was afraid of becoming this before she married Clay.
* FreudianExcuse: Bloberta's mother was a total {{Jerkass}} to her.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: She still married Clay out of desperation even after he proved himself a horrible drunk and a terrible womanizer.
* NeatFreak: She would even freak out when her cleaning supplies got dirty. [[spoiler: After the events of the episode "Nature", we see her kitchen is messy and disheveled.]]
* PetTheDog:
** In the last episode, when Clay says that the family is going to sing Christmas carols, Bloberta says that Orel should be involved in it too.
** She also takes Block in for no apparent reason other than the kindness of her heart after his mom abandons him. Moreover, Block seems to like Bloberta better.
* SexlessMarriage: With Clay.
* StepfordSmiler: And the cracks are very visible.
* UnderstandingBoyfriend: Bloberta always wanted one, tried to get one through multiple affairs, all of whom used her for an ulterior motive and had the series continued, she would have finally gotten one, when she began her affair with Officer Papermouth. Unfortunately the show as cut before this could happen.
* TheUnfavorite: The tone-deaf sibling in a church singer family.
* UnwantedSpouse: With Clay.
* YourCheatingHeart: Cheated on Clay with [[spoiler: Coach Stopframe, resulting in Shapey]].

!!Shapey Puppington
->Voiced by: Tigger Stamatopoulos

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* TheBusCameBack: After Bloberta ''finally'' realizes she got him mixed up with Block.
* ChocolateBaby: One reason why Clay didn't get along well with Bloberta was because Shapey didn't look anything like him. ''Beforel Orel'' confirms that [[spoiler:Coach Daniel Stopframe is his real father]].
* OlderThanTheyLook: He acts and looks like a spoiled 3 year old. He's actually ''7''.
* PutOnABus: Or a moving van, really.
* SpoiledBrat: "Mine" and incomprehensible screaming are all he does.
* TookALevelInKindness: He started to mellow out some in "Sacrifice". Had the third season kept its full length, there would've been an episode where Shapey and Block bonding is the reason why they're less bratty.
* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: He's shown playing with things like lighters when Clay and Bloberta aren't paying attention to him.
* TheVoiceless: Shapey's "dialogue" is virtually incomprehensible screaming. [[spoiler:Subverted in the third to last episode, where Shapey quietly tells his mother that when he's thirsty, he feels like when he's alone.]]

!!Arthur Puppington
->Voiced by: Dino Stamatopoulos (Younger); Joe Unger (Older)

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* AbusiveParents: Not that it excuses it, but Clay was a spoiled brat who was responsible for his wife's death, and even then Clay's birth resulted in Angela becoming religiously fanatic about him, her "miracle baby". Following Angela's death, he immediately started then stopped hitting Clay because he felt Clay wasn't worth the effort. A flashback in ''Beforel Orel'' indicates that he did shun his son and he realized in the end that it permanently screwed Clay up.
* BadassGrandpa: [[spoiler:Especially when he stops Orel from murdering his half-brother]].
* HollywoodAtheist: After the way his wife acted, he wants nothing to do with Christianity.
* JerkassRealization: In ''Beforel Orel'', when he realized the way he treated his own son has affected Clay horribly.
* LikeFatherLikeSon: Or rather, Like Grandfather Like Grandson. If the show continued, he would have had a good relationship with Orel.
** ''Beforel Orel'' finally explored what their relationship would have been like, only it focuses on a younger Orel just before Shapey was born.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: In ''Beforel Orel'' when Clay rejects him in front of the police station after saving Shapey, there's a heart wrenching scene as he has a flashback to the moment he decided Clay wasn't worth it (and Clay would act out to such a degree that Arthur couldn't help to because Clay associated abuse with affection). He sees Clay as the bitter, spiteful man that his negligence helped shape.
* OnlySaneMan: Perhaps in all of Moralton... before he moved out.
* ParentalSubstitute: To Orel in ''Beforel Orel''.

!!Ms. Frances Clara Censordoll
->Voiced by: Jay Johnston; Scott Adsit (Season 3)

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* ASinisterClue: She's shown as left-handed in "Offensiveness" and "Alone".
%%* BigBad
%%* BiggerBad
%%* ChristmasCake
* EvilMatriarch: Miss Censordoll aspires to be one for the entire town. She actually runs for mayor as "Town Mayor-triarch".
* FreudianExcuse: She had her ovaries and other sexual organs removed as a child. This has caused her to be the a rather unstable matriarch-to-be with a fetish for eggs.
* HolierThanThou: Bordering on AGodAmI.
-->'''Reverend Putty (on the radio):''' We ''need'' others in our lives as a constant reminder that we're not the center of the universe. Because there's only ''one'' person who's reserved that particular section of the cosmos. And [[{{God}} you know who that is, ladies]]...\\
'''Ms. Censordoll:''' Yes... ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint ME!!!]]''
* KarmaHoudini: Thanks to the show being cut short, she's never really punished for her manipulative and hypocritical ways.
* KnightTemplar: Out of all the adults in Moralton, she is by far the strictest when it comes to uploading God's law.
* LarynxDissonance: Miss Censordoll is voiced by a man.
* OldMaid: Except she's just turned 40.
* NotSoAboveItAll: Miss Censordoll, after Orel gets her favorite food (eggs) banned from the town, as far as Censordoll going to the Moralton black market to get her eggs like the rest of the townspeople.
* ScaryLibrarian: She even burned down the fiction section of the library.
* StrawHypocrite: Even more so than the citizens of Moralton. Oral campaigned to get eggs boycotted, she went along with it because she felt it would help her image, even though she loved eggs to the point of obsession (and also because she figured she could secretly keep the mayor from ever banning them). When Oral succeeded, she was forced to buy them illegally. WordOfGod stated that if the series continued on, she would've been a practitioner of voodoo.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Eggs
* YoungerThanTheyLook: Hard to imagine that she just turned 40, it's implied that her lack of reproductive organs is why she aged so badly.

!!Coach Daniel(le) Stopframe
->Voiced by: Jay Johnston; Scott Adsit (Season 3)

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%%* DepravedBisexual: Extra emphasis on the depraved part.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He's by no means a good person, but even he eventually sees Clay for what he is. Also he was visibly repulsed by the Satanists and their hedonistic ways to the point where he actually mouths "What the f**k?"
* GenderBlenderName: His name is Daniel. But it's pronounced like the feminine Danielle. Doesn't help that in "Numb" a note from him has him spell it the feminine way.
* KarmaHoudini: Not only does Clay never finds out he fathered Shapey with Bloberta but he was never caught for starting the fire that almost destroyed Moralton in "In God's Image".
* ParentalSubstitute: In the series finale, he spends time with Orel as a father figure, and they genuinely have fun. Clay instantly misconstrues this as him and Orel having an affair.
* PetTheDog: In the finale, he gives Orel some much needed advice.
* SingleTargetSexuality: For Clay. [[spoiler:Until the third season finale.]]

!!Reverend Rod Putty
->Voiced by: William Salyers

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: An almost daily visitor to [[UnusualEuphemism Professor Hans Jerkoff]].
* DeadpanSnarker: His sermons are peppered with all kinds of jabs at the holy book.
* DefeatEqualsFriendship: At the start of the series, Putty clearly barely tolerates Orel's devotion toward him, occasionally graduating to outright hatred but interspersed with attempts at genuine advice. At his DespairEventHorizon, Putty finally gets a date with a woman, [[spoiler: only for the woman to reveal she's actually his daughter. Putty is convinced that everything in his life is a sham, even mockingly letting Orel stand at the pulpit to talk about God's love. Orel then discusses that God's love comes in faith, friendship, and family, but not often in all three. Putty's moved into his HeelFaceTurn]], and genuinely tries to help Orel thereafter.
* DodgyToupee: His rug isn't fooling anyone.
* HeteronormativeCrusader: Makes sermons about his disgust for homosexuals, hinting toward his disdain for Coach Stopframe's behavior. [[spoiler: He ultimately does evolve from this out of love for Stephanie]]
* HeelFaceTurn: The only adult in the entire series to unambiguously do this.
* HeelFaithTurn: As Putty mellows out, he also develops a renewed faith as well.
* LukeYouAreMyFather: He is Stephanie's father.
* AManIsNotAVirgin: Averted, his ''trash can'' saw more action than he himself ever did. [[spoiler: Until "Presents for God"]].
* NotSoAboveItAll: In "Closeface", he bonds with his daughter after finding out that they both have a snarky sense of humor.
* OnlySaneMan: Compared to the townfolks.
* PetTheDog: Upon realizing that his entire congregation is miserable, including Orel, takes it upon himself to cheer them all. He also [[spoiler:tells his daughter that he disapproves of her crush on another girl, solely because the other girl was using her.]]
* SnarkKnight: Amongst his fellow Fundamentalist. He knows full and well all f'd up the town is.
* StrawHypocrite: Like most adults, and [[spoiler:one of the few to grow out of it.]]
* TookALevelInKindness: After the events of "Be Fruitful and Multiply".

!! Doughy Latchkey
->Voiced by: Scott Adsit

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* ButtMonkey: He's subject to a lot of physical pratfalls, especially at Hurtball.
* TheDitz: The kid's not all there upstairs.
* IJustWantToBeLoved: His parents treat him more like an AnnoyingYoungerSibling, resulting in him being badly affection starved.
* KidsAreCruel: Towards Orel, as a 4-year-old, but only because he played along with two other bullies.
* LovingAShadow: He probably only had a crush on Miss Sculptham because she called him "son," something his parents don't.
* MeaningfulName: His surname refers to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latchkey_kid latchkey kids]].
* ParentalNeglect: His parents constantly want him out of the house so they can just cuddle and make out together.
* PrecociousCrush: On Miss Sculptham.
* VisualPun: The lost episode "Abstinence" has him constantly ruining people's chances for sex. So what does his dad give him as a job? To stop roosters from fornicating at the farm.

!! Stephanie Foamwire-Putty
->Voiced by: Britta Phillips

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* ButchLesbian: Lots of piercings, always wearing black, and runs a sex shop.
* CharacterTics: She makes new piercings on herself whenever she gets too emotional.
* CoolBigSis: To Orel as she gives him much saner advice.
* DarkIsNotEvil: Hell, she's a downright pleasant individual.
* DepravedHomosexual: Subverted. While she has all the surface traits (she gets Orel his first job at her porn store, and has several fetishes heavily implied), she deeply cares for everyone in her life, even people she knows are just using her.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: With Orel.
* OnlySaneMan: Stephanie's the only recurring adult character who takes her relationship with Orel seriously and responsibly.
* ParentalSubstitute: Stephanie's so maternal to Orel, in fact, she gives herself another piercing to tamp down her rising parental instincts for him, as she knows he's got a crush on her.

!! Joe Secondopinionson
->Voiced by: Jay Johnston

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* AttentionWhore: His bullying antics are just to make sure all eyes are on him.
* BlowingARaspberry: Almost bordering on a CharacterTic.
* TheBully: A classic archetype for Oral to deal with. Of course, that also gets deconstructed in Season 3.
* FreudianExcuse: Joe is unquestionably a total brat. [[spoiler:Having no parents that can adequately care for him in any way can make this happen.]]
* {{Jerkass}}: Is usually picking on Oral and Shapey.
* JerkassWoobie: Considering his home situation, you can hardly blame him.
* KidsAreCruel: He's a budding sociopath before he and his mother bond.
* SonOfAWhore: Specifically, [[spoiler:Nurse Bendy.]] However, he doesn't mind it at all.

!! Miss Agnes Sculptham
->Voiced by: Britta Phillips

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* ApatheticTeacher: You can barely call what she does teaching in the first place.
* BeehiveHairdo: Her hairstyle.
* BiTheWay: Had one of Dino's written scripts been made into an episode.
* DeadpanSnarker: She's really bored and uncaring while on the clock, so her students get a lot of snarky lessons.
* DyeHard: In a twisted attempt to [[spoiler:get raped by Creepler.]]
* GoldDigger: Towards Doughy.
* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: Possibly plays this trope straight if you didn't consider her to be "good."
* NoDialogueEpisode: To add to its shock value, she does not speak a word during "Alone." [[note]]She does still utter standard vocal effects.[[/note]]
%%* RapeAsBackstory

!! Nurse Nursula Bendy
->Voiced by: Britta Phillips

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* BrainlessBeauty: [[DeconstructedTrope Deconstructed]] when she shows that she really wants to have children and raise a normal family, but the stereotype of being a nymphomaniac keeps her from fulfilling it.
* TheDitz: She's not a very bright individual.
%%* DumbBlonde
* DyeHard: Her real hair is black. Like her son, Joe.
* HelloNurse: And actually ''is'' one. At least in title.
* HiddenDepths: When she's stopped being used as the town bicycle, she reveals a nice personality under it.
* HiredForTheirLooks: And hoo boy did it do a number on her mental status.
* HospitalHottie: Why she has the job in the first place.
* MissingMom: To Joe. However, the two eventually do meet.
* TheMistress: To Principal Fakey.
* SchoolNurse: Though she doesn't really do much nursing.
* StepfordSmiler: When she's off the clock. Otherwise, she usually has a tired, frowning look on her face.

!! Dr. Quentin Xavier Potterswheel
->Voiced by: Scott Adsit

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* DrFeelgood: Which might have resulted in his wife's death--he kept giving her painkillers rather than actually treating her wounds.
* DrJerk: Very snarky and not really good at his job, all things considered.
* EveryoneHasStandards: When Clay tries provoking him into a fight, most notably insulting his dead wife and his malpractice. Potterswheel and the others just blow him off rather than stoop to his level and get in a fight.
* LackOfEmpathy: Not very caring for a doctor.
* NeverMyFault: Death is God's fault, not his.
* NightmareFetishist: He's turned on by Bloberta mutilating her lower region. It's ''strongly'' implied that his wife indulging him in this is what led to her death.

!! Christina Posabule
->Voiced by: Carolyn Lawrence

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* CheerfulChild: Just as cheerful as Orel since they're both similar.
* DistaffCounterpart: To Orel as they both come from hardcore Protestant familes and have an optimistic attitude.
* HappilyMarried: To Orel in the far off finale.
* MeaningfulName: Clay says that her name means "tiny little female Christ."
* OfficialCouple: With Orel, especially in "Closeface" when they dance together.
* SatelliteLoveInterest: It's hard to describe her other than being Orel's mutual crush.

!! Principal Norm Fakey
->Voiced by: Jay Johnston

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* HarmfulToMinors: [[spoiler:Walking around the school angrily with his pants down.]]
* ImplausibleDeniability: Does this to himself after taking Orel's advice, saying that he's been as faithful as ever ''as he's having sex with Nurse Bendy.''
* IWasQuiteALooker: Formerly Coach Fakey, and appeared to be in good shape.
* UglyGuyHotWife as well as Ugly Guy, Hot Girlfriend to Nurse Bendy.
* YourCheatingHeart: Almost constantly.

!! Officer Roger Papermouth
->Voiced by: Jay Johnston
* HeelRealization: After he shoots up his daughter's teddy bear.
* PoliceAreUseless: Quite often, which is part of the reason Florence left him.
* UnderstandingBoyfriend: Would have been this to [[spoiler:Bloberta]]

!! Florence Papermouth
->Voiced by: Britta Phillips
* AbhorrentAdmirer: To Reverend Putty. [[spoiler:Until "Sundays" completely dashes away her expectations of him.]]
* AscendedExtra: She's merely a background character often seen at Church and occasionally in Moralton throughout the whole show. It isn't until "Sundays" we actually learn about her (which features most of her appearances).
* ADayInTheLimelight: "Sundays."
* BigEater: It's why she's so fat!
* FatAndSkinny: Fat to Dottie's Skinny.
* FormerlyFat: Would have become this, had the show not been cancelled.
* OddCouple: With Dottie
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Her hair is pink. She's one of the few characters in the show to pull off this trope.

!! Dottie
->Voiced by: Britta Phillips
* ADayInTheLimelight: "Sundays"
* FatAndSkinny: Skinny to Florence's Fat.
* OddCouple: With Florence.
%%* ParentalNeglect
* WeightWoe: She is bulimic.