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!!The Crony Squad

!!! Lil' George
[[quoteright:344:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bitty-bush_4023.jpg]][[caption-width-right:344:"I can't wait till I grow up and become a decider, so I can decide where my pants go."]]

%%* AntiHero: slides between Type V and VillainProtagonist
%%* AmbiguouslyBi
%%* BlackBeadEyes
%%* BookDumb
%%* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind
* ChubbyChaser: "I love chubby nerds."
%%* CloudCuckoolander
* CampStraight: His parents heavily discourage it though.
* CorruptTheCutie: As Jeb put it: "This is institutionalized corruption!"
%%* TheDitz
%%* {{Delinquent}}
%%* ForcedIntoEvil: By his parents.
%%* ForbiddenFriendship: With Lil' Tony
* GladIThoughtOfIt: Constantly
-->'''Lil' George''':I'm getting a funny feeling those ghosts aren't the real deal.
-->'''Lil' Condi''': Are you getting that feeling because me and Lil' Rummy just said it?
* IncompatibleOrientation: Lil' Tony Blair has a crush on him.
%%* KarmaHoudini
%%* KnowNothingKnowItAll
* MistakenForGay: In "Gay Friend" when he becomes a cheerleader and starts hanging out with Lil' Tony Blair.
* TheNicknamer: In one episode he even has a mental breakdown from trying to give too many people nicknames.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on former US President, George W Bush.
%%* OverlordJr
* ObliviouslyEvil: A lot of the times he really does think he's doing what's right. This can mostly be attributed to his parents.
%%* PrettyBoy: Self described.
* PickyEater: Hates foreign food.
%%* SingingVoiceDissonance
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Tacos and Hotdogs.
* TwoTimerDate: In "Three Dates" (hence the title).
* TruthInTelevision: The real George W Bush really was a cheerleader and a nicknamer.
%%* ToxicFriendInfluence
%%* WarForFunAndProfit
%%* WellDoneSonGuy
%%* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes
* YellowSashOfPower: In "Hall Monitor", naturally.

!!! Lil' Rummy
[[quoteright:348:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bush_lilrummy_500_5227.jpg]][[caption-width-right:348:"I don't know. But I know I don't know, so it's a known unknown. Not one of those unknown unknowns we don't know we don't know, you know?]]

* AxeCrazy: He's usually calm and collected, but push him and he'll get this way.
%%* ADayInTheLimelight: "Crony Breakup"
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BlindObedience: Towards Lil' George. Rummy is the most obedient out of the three cronies.
** Towards his father as well.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: How he reveals the things his father does to him.
%%* BreakTheCutie
* BrainsAndBrawn: The brains to Cheney's brawn.
%%* BookWorm
* CreepyChild: Especially when he brain washed Lil' [=McCain=].
%%* CuteAndPsycho
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: Is directly in the midst of this transformation. Wether this was his fathers intention is never revealed.
%%* ChewToy
* DateRapeAverted: [[spoiler: In "Three Dates" [[{{RapeAsDrama}} Rummy and Cheney are nearly raped in the bathroom]] by the two girls who went to the dance with them.]]
%%* DrunkOnMilk
%%* {{Delinquent}}
%%* TheDragon: To Lil' George.
%%* DesignatedVictim
* DitzyGenius: He has his moments, mostly stemming from sheer naivety. For example he doesn't grasp the concept of "being gay." He associates all the stereotypes with it, except for the part about being attracted to someone of the same gender.
%%* EnfanteTerrible
%%* EvilFeelsGood
%%* EvilLaugh
%%* EyeGlasses
%%* EruditeStoner: In "Big Pharma."
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In the pilot he is strangely cheery about his situation with his dad. This attitude was quickly swapped out for depression, by the third act of the episode no less.
%%* FreudianExcuse
* GenerationXerox: It's implied that Rummy will turn out like his father, no matter how badly he doesn't want to, because he's already broken.
%%* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood:
%%* HiddenDepths
%%* IAmNotMyFather
* IfItsYouItsOkay: With Lil' Vladimir Putin
-->'''Lil' Condi''': Gee, I hope he's alright.
-->'''Lil' Rummy''': Oh I think he'll be fine. He's got that cool bear, and that mysterious accent, and that beautiful well oiled chest.
-->'''Lil' Condi''':I was talking about Lil' George!
%%* InferioritySuperiorityComplex
* InSeriesNickname: Rummy/ Rum-Tum.
* IJustWantToBeNormal: A good example would be when his friends are looking forward to torturing a bear on a camping trip, Rummy would rather keep a nature journal.
%%* LittleProfessorDialog
* MiseryBuildsCharacter: Rummy's dad certainly thinks so.
-->"My dad makes me pick out the cigar he's gonna burn me with. Says it builds character."
* MadeMyselfSad: Constantly. The kids will usually be talking about something mundane, Rummy will chime in with a comment, which will remind him of some tragedy thats happened/ is happening to him.
%%* MissingMom
%%* MaternallyChallenged: Guess why.
%%* NightmareFuelColoringBook
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is based on Donald Rumsfeld.
* OrphanedPunchline: "So then I said, How about I point to the places he ''didn't'' touch me?"
* OncePerEpisode: Mentioning being abused. In season 2 it was only about once every third episode.
* PyroManiac:
-->'''Lil' George''': Now how do we bring back hot dog day?
-->'''Lil' Rummy''': We should just BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN!! *crushes a cookie*
%%* PerpetualFrowner
%%* RedOniBlueOni: Blue Oni to Cheney's Red.
%%* SourOutsideSadInside:
%%* StrongFamilyResemblance: To his father.
* SecurityCling: With Lil' Cheney after nearly being [[spoiler: [[{{DateRapeAverted}} raped]]]]
* TheScapegoat: Unwillingly. As a rule of thumb Lil' George will always place the blame on Lil' Rummy if someone needs blaming. As advised by George Sr.
%%* TriggerHappy
* TroubledAbuser: A lot of his crazy stems from the abuse he suffers at home.
%%* TroubledChild
%%* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior
* TookALevelInDumbass: The ''very last thing'' he does in the whole series is drink the head swelling antidote. Which is very surprising considering he is one of the most intelligent characters on the show.
* ThoseTwoGuys: With Lil' Cheney
%%* TranslatorBuddy: To Cheney
%%* WarForFunAndProfit
%%* WouldHitAGirl
%%* YesMan

!!! Lil' Condi
[[quoteright:328:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bush_lilcondi_500_6942.jpg]][[caption-width-right:328:"I'm trying to make myself chubby so Lil' George will think I'm beautiful."]]

* ACupAngst: Condi really wants to have big breasts, even though she hasn't even started puberty yet. She even regularly wears a bra, which Lil' Cheney points out is entirely useless.
* AgeInappropriateDress: In some of the bands music videos, particularly in "Evolution" and "Hall Monitor".
%%* AbhorrentAdmirer: To Lil' George
%%* ADayInTheLimelight: "Three Dates"
%%* BettyAndVeronica: Betty to Lil' Laura's Veronica.
%%* BlackAndNerdy
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BlindObedience: Towards Lil' George, mostly due to her crush on him.
%%* ButtMonkey
* BodyPaint: During her hippie freak out.
* CoyGirlishFlirtPose: Done often to try and win over Lil' George, to no avail.
%%* ClingyJealousGirl
%%* CrashIntoHello: With Lil' Giuliani
* DraggedIntoDrag: In "Camp" the gang disguise themselves as overweight girls. Condi, obviously, doesn't see the point of going in drag, seeing as she is a girl, but Lil' George doesn't believe her and makes her wear the outfit anyways.
%%* {{Delinquent}}
%%* DisappearedDad
%%* EvilFeelsGood
%%* HopelessSuitor
%%* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Of Lil' Bill.
* InSeriesNickname: Condi/ Condaskeeza.
%%* MustHaveNicotine: In "Big Pharma"
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: She is based on Condoleezza Rice.
* TheOtherDarrin: Is played by Ann Villella for the first season, and then by Kari Wahlgren.
%%* OneOfTheBoys
* PuppyLove: Condi has a crush on Lil' George
* TheSmurfettePrinciple: The only female crony.
* StrongFamilyResemblance: To her mother.
%%* ToothyIssue
* TruthInTelevision: Condoleezza Rice really does play the piano.
* WomenAreWiser: Often brings up a much more sensible course of action, but always ends up going along with the gang.
%%* YesMan

!!! Lil' Cheney
[[quoteright:304:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bush_lilcheney_500_926.jpg]][[caption-width-right:304:"Ra ra ra Cheney snack ra ra ra."]]

%%* ALadyOnEachArm: In "Global Warming."
%%* AxeCrazy
%%* ADayInTheLimelight: "Evolution" and "Pooty Poot"
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BlindObedience: Towards Lil' George. He is the most free thinking out of the three crony's, but thats not really saying much.
* BrainsAndBrawn: The brawn to Rummy's brains.
%%* CreepyChild
* DateRapeAverted See the entry in Lil' Rummy's section.
%%* {{Delinquent}}
%%* EnfanteTerrible
%%* EvilFeelsGood
* GoofyPrintUnderwear: Lil' Cheney's underwear always says something on the butt, such as "Juicy" or "Diva".
%%* HiddenDepths
%%* KidAnova
%%* LastNameBasis
%%* LikesOlderWomen
* MoralityPet: Melanie. A watermelon assigned as his fake daughter for a class project.
%%* MissingMom
%%* MouthyKid
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Cheney takes every opportunity he can to get naked.
%%* NoSocialSkills
* NoSympathy: All the crony's are fairly self serving, but Lil' Cheney is the absolute least compassionate.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Based on Dick Cheney.
%%* RedOniBlueOni: Red to Rummy's blue.
* SecurityCling: With Lil' Rummy after nearly being [[spoiler: [[{{DateRapeAverted}} raped]]]]
%%* SirSwearsALot
* StupidSexyFlanders: Checks out Lil' Rummy's "buns of steel" at the St. Patrick's Day Parade.
* TheUnintelligible
** IntelligibleUnintelligible: One of his friends will sometimes translate what he said, usually Rummy.
* IncestuousCasting: In "First Kiss" [[spoiler: Barbara seduces Cheney. The two are played by mother and son.]]
%%* ToHellAndBack
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Live birds and rodents.
%%* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior
%%* ThirdLawOfGenderbending: In "Camp."
%%* ThoseTwoGuys: With Lil' Rummy.
* TookALevelInKindness: [[spoiler: Believe it or not, Cheney really softens up at the end of season 2, showing true moments of caring for his friends and others.]]
* YesMan: Not as much as Condi and Rummy.

!!Bush Family

!!!George Bush Sr.
[[quoteright:314:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bush_georgersr_500_5915.jpg]][[caption-width-right:314:"They shouldn't call it clam chowder if theres no clams in it!"]]

* ArmouredClosetGay: Fell in love with George Washington as a young man and created Barbara from the remains of him and Betsy Ross to cover it up.
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachother: Has his moments with Barbara and George.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BigFancyHouse: Well, it is the White House.
* BumblingDad: Is generally incompetent.
* BerserkButton: If it doesn't have clams in it, don't call it clam chowder. George Sr. will nuke your restaurant.
* FollowInMyFootsteps: To Lil' George
%%* FamilyValuesVillain
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Based on former US President, George H. W. Bush.
* ParentalFavoritism: Bush Sr. Prefers Lil' George over his other two sons.
* RagingStiffie: In "Big Pharma", due to a testosterone injection ment to help him grow a beard. Unfortunately this causes him to be unable to give the state of the union address.
%%* Standard50sFather
%%* SleazyPolitician
%%* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem
%%* SexlessMarriage: With Barbara.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Crackers, mainly Saltines.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: For the most part.

!!!Barbara Bush
[[quoteright:236:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bush_barbara_500_577.jpg]][[caption-width-right:236:"It's okay to hate someone, as long as they're different then you."]]

* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachother: With George Sr.
* AlliterativeName: Barbara Bush.
* ActionMom: Is a former wrestler and teaches George how to fight. She also went up agains Vladamir Putin's bear and won.
* TheBeard: George Bush Sr. fell in love with George Washington, dug him up and re-animated him. But in order to not be gay, he "sewed on some lady parts". Thus creating Barbara Bush.
%%* DotingParent
%%* DirtyOldWoman
* FanDisservice: Is often shown naked or topless.
* {{Housewife}}: Stays at home baking cookies.
* IncestuousCasting: [[spoiler: Donick Cary who plays Cheney, is Mara Cary's son, who plays Barbara.]]
* MrsRobinson: In "First Kiss" when she [[spoiler: seduces Lil' Cheney]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Barbara Bush.
* ReallyGetsAround: Cheats on her husband a lot.
%%* RacistGrandma
* SlidingScaleOfUndeadRegeneration: Type IV
%%* StepfordSmiler
* SexlessMarriage: With George Sr., much to her frustration.
* UnusualEuphemism: "Driving on the wrong side of the road" to mean [[ItMakesSenseInContext gay.]]
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Far more then her husband.
* WouldHurtAChild: Hit Jeb in the head with a frying pan.

!!!Jeb Bush
[[quoteright:312:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lil-bush_liljeb_500_8760.jpg]][[caption-width-right:312:"Eating is hard."]]

* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: To George.
%%* ADayInTheLimelight: "Hot Dog"
* BigOlUnibrow: Has a large unibrow.
* BigEater: He has to be reminded to stop eating once all the food is gone.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* CallingTheOldManOut: In "Hot Dogs" after he becomes smart after being hit with a frying pan.
* CheerfulChild: Is always happy, even when falling down a cliff or ripping his own stitches open.
%%* DumbBlonde: A male example.
* DumbJock: Jeb is also the quarterback of the football team.
* DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength: Shown often. For example, he accidentally ripped the door off of a car while getting out once.
* FearlessFool: Is never afraid of anything, which often causes him pain.
* HulkSpeak: "Jeb want hug too!"
* KindheartedSimpleton: Is easily the nicest of the Bush family.
* MamasBabyPapasMaybe: In "Hot Dogs" Barbara thinks Jeb's father might actually be Michael Dukakis.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Jeb Bush.
* TooDumbToLive: Usually puts himself in danger, such as in "Camp" where he imitates a ram and rams his head into a tree.
* TheUnfavorite:
-->'''George Sr.''':Why does everyone I love leave me?
-->'''Jeb''':Jeb still here!
-->'''George Sr.''':Oh god...

!!!Neil Bush



* AloofBigBrother: Doesn't live at home, and George rarely see's him.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* HarmfulToMinors: He gives his eight year old brother LSD, without even telling him what it is.
%%* NewAgeRetroHippie
* TheStoner: Smokes pot and gives George LSD.

!!The Lil' Dems

!!!Lil' Hillary


* AcademicAlphaBitch: A catty bully who prioritizes good grades.
* ArtEvolution: Hillary's character design drastically changes from season 1 to 2.
* ADayInTheLimelight: "St. Patrick's Day", where she organizes the parade.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* GoodIsNotNice: Often bullies Lil' George
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Hillary Clinton.
* RealWomenDontWearDresses: Always wears a pants suit.
%%* StrawFeminist
* SignificantDoubleCasting: Lil' Condi and Lil' Hillary were purposely given the same voice actress because they are meant to be the exact opposite of each other.
%%* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Tomboy to Lil' Nancy's girly girl.

!!!Lil' Bill


* ADayInTheLimelight: "Wedding", where he throws a party and tries inviting Condi over and over again.
%%* BigManOnCampus
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BeingGoodSucks: Is one of the Lil' Dems, but tries often to get them to break the law or act immorally.
* BlackComedyRape: Can get rather date rapey.
* DirtyKid: Is obsessed with sex.
* GoodIsNotNice: Is pervey towards the other students and peer pressures/tricks his friends into drinking and taking drugs.
* KidAnova: Is dating Hillary and often cheats on her.
%%* LovableSexManiac
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Based on Bill Clinton.
* SlippingAMickey: Attempts to slip one to Lil' Condi in a glass of coke, but Lil' Cheney drinks it instead.
* ToxicFriendInfluence: To the Lil' Dems.

!!!Lil' Barack

* ADayInTheLimelight: "Gay Friend", where Condi, Cheney and Rummy try replacing George with him.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
%%* BlackAndNerdy
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Barack Obama
* TokenMinority: The only reoccurring black character.

!!!Lil' Al Gore

* ADayInTheLimelight: "Global Warming", where he takes the Cronies time traveling.
%%* BoringButPractical
%%* BlackBeadEyes
%%* BigEater
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Al Gore.

!!!Lil' Nancy Pelosi

%%* AscendedExtra
* ADayInTheLimelight: "Pooty Poot", where she was partners with Cheney on a school project.
* BetaBitch: To Hillary.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BrainyBrunette: Is the smartest and most level headed of the Lil' Dems.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Nancy Pelosi
%%* StrawFeminist
* TeamMom: To the Lil' Dem's.
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Girly girl to Hillary's tomboy.

!!!Lil' John Kerry

* ADayInTheLimelight: "Evolution", where he leads the cause for evolution.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on John Kerry.
* SarcasmBlind: Sarcastic remarks go right over his head.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: "I just love ketchup so much."

!!!Tiny Kucinich

* AdorablyPrecociousChild: Has a very optimistic outlook.
* AscendedExtra: Started getting more and more screen time after the first half of season 2.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Cheney says he is able to get a date with a grown woman because he has a huge penis.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* BloodSplatteredInnocents: When Cheney eats a live bird, and than offers Kucinich the still beating heart, splattering the horrified boy in blood in the process.
* ButtMonkey: Usually got the worst of the abuse out of the Lil' Dems.
%%* CheerfulChild
%%* TheDitz
%%* GoodIsDumb
* GoshDangItToHeck: Unlike the other characters, he never swears and usually speaks like this.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Of Lil' Cheney.
* LittleBoySeeksBigGirl: Had a date with a grown woman for the dance.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Dennis Kucinich
* PintSizedKid: Is tiny compared to the rest of the cast.
* TurnTheOtherCheek: Always forgives everyone no matter how badly he's suffered. Mainly, towards Lil' Cheney.
* WideEyedIdealist: Always see's the bright side of every situation.

!!!Lil' Mikey Moore
* BigEater: Is often hungry. The cronies use this against him.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: The Crony Squad tortures him by eating chips in front of him.
* {{Gonk}}: Is intentionally drawn ugly.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Micheal Moore.
* SchoolNewspaperNewsHound: Is this trope only with documentaries about school events rather than a newspaper.
* SmallNameBigEgo: The quote on his film ad; "I loved it! Lil' Mikey Moore has done it again!" - Lil' Mikey Moore.



!!Other Characters

!!!Lil' [=McCain=]

* {{Brainwashed}}: At the end of "Hall Monitor" [[spoiler: Lil' Rummy brainwashes him into a mindless drone to Lil' George.]]
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* CatchPhrase: "And thats the straight talk!"
** And after [[spoiler: being mind wiped "I agree with Lil' George and all of his policies."]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on John [=McCain=]
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Chocolate Milk.
* WeakWilled: Easily brainwashed by Rummy.


!!!Lil' Laura

* ADayInTheLimelight: "Three Dates", where George tries to impress her at the dance.
* BigEater: Is pretty much always eating when she's seen.
* BettyAndVeronica: Veronica to Lil' Condi's Betty.
%%* InnocentBlueEyes
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Laura Bush.
* SatelliteLoveInterest: She never speaks apart from grunts and sighs, and George has a crush on her.
* TheSpeechless: Never talks.

!!!Lil' Tony Blair

%%* BlackBeadEyes
* CampGay: Is very flamboyant
* ForbiddenFriendship: With Lil' George, by both their mothers.
* GayConservative: Is gay and conservative despite being in the Labour Party.
* IncompatibleOrientation: Has a crush on Lil' George.
* InSeriesNickname: Tony Baloney.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Tony Blair

!!!Mrs. Rice
Condi's mother.

* AdultsAreUseless: Never parents her daughter, Condi.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Looks exactly like her daughter.
%%* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: The other parents really don't like her.
* WomenAreWiser: Usually the only reasonable one in George Sr.'s office.
!!!Darth Cheney
Cheney's father.

* DarkIsNotEvil: One of the best parents on the show (although it's not hard to outdo Mrs. Bush or Mr. Rumsfeld.)
* {{Expy}}: Of Darth Vader. His house even looks like the "Death Star".
%%* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem
* VaderBreath: Has essentially the same voice as Lil' Cheney but with this effect added.

!!!Mr. Rumsfeld
Rummy's father.

* AbusiveParents: This guy actually marks off the days he's gonna beat Rummy on his calendar.
%%* AdultsAreUseless: In office.
* AxCrazy: Takes sadistic pleasure in abusing his son.
* AlcoholicParent: There are beer cans and liquor bottles strewn about their house.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff: Rummy often talks about being beaten with a belt.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
* ManlyMenCanHunt: His living room walls are covered in animal heads and rifles.
* ParentalIncest: It's suggested in "The Wedding" that he may have molested Rummy.
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Looks exactly like his son.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: Acts like the laws don't apply to him and is secretary of defence.
* UnusualEuphemism:
-->'''Lil' Rummy''': My dad kisses me all the time. It's what he calls punching.
* WouldHurtAChild: Mainly, Rummy.

!!!Lil' Fred Thompson

* BigEater: Eats a ton of food at lunch time.
* DramaClub: He loves acting and tries to make George audition for the school play.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Fred Thompson.
%%* SeriousBusiness: Acting.

!!!Lil' Giuliani

%%* BlackBeadEyes
* CatchPhrase: "I didn't let the terrorists win today."
* InSeriesNickname: Julie.
* KissingCousins: In "Three Dates", he takes his cousin to the dance and kisses her.
%%* ManipulativeBastard
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Rudy Giuliani.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Prefers to wear dresses.

!!!Lil' Romney

%%* BlackBeadEyes
* TheDitherer: His main joke is that he always flip flops and can never make up his mind.
* TheFundamentalist: Of the Mormon variety.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Mitt Romney.

!!!Lil' Ann Coulter and Lil' Katherine Harris

%%* AlphaBitch: Ann
* ButLiquorIsQuicker: They try to get Rummy and Cheney drunk so they can [[spoiler: have sex with them]]
%%* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten: Ann.
* BetaBitch: Katherine
%%* TheDividual
* FullNameBasis: Always called by their full names.
* {{Gonk}}: They have intentionally ugly character designs.
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Both of them spend the dance drinking in the bathroom.
* NearRapeExperience: [[spoiler: They attempt to rape Cheney and Rummy in "Three Dates."]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Based on Ann Coulter and Katherine Harris
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Are portrayed as even more morally bankrupt than the cronies, and are revealed the be rapists.
%%* ReallyGetsAround
* ThoseTwoGuys: Are always seen together.
* UnusualEuphemism: "You're about to do a Billy Joel."
* ValleyGirl: They have the accents.

!!!Lil' Karl Rove

* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: Is an outcast among the other students because of his performance at the talent show where he was ridiculed by the student judges.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* DreadfulMusician: Lil' Karl has a secret love for rapping. Unfortunately he sucks at it.
* {{Hikikomori}}: Stays locked in his room all the time, eating hot pockets.
* InksuitActor: He's a bad white rapper played by Kevin Federline.
* ManipulativeBastard: He may actually have mind control abilities. He teaches the cronies how to be master manipulators themselves.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Karl Rove.
* TheSvengali: Is rumoured around school to be this, but never actually demonstrates it.
-->'''Rummy''': They say if you go to him, he owns your brain forever. Or at least until he steps down to spend more time with his family."
* WhiteGangBangers: Tries to act and dress like one.

!!!Lil' Vladimir Putin

* TheBully: Bully's all the other students at Beltway Elementary.
%%* BlackBeadEyes
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Lil' Rummy is completely taken by him and his gorgeous chest.
* HotGuysAreBastards: Is a dick and is considered very attractive.
* InSeriesNickname: Lil' George attempts to give him the nickname "Pooty Poot." It doesn't go over well.
* LineageComesFromTheFather: Well, considering his mother [[spoiler: is a bear...]]
* LargeHam: Is very overdramatic.
* MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong: Him and his father are made of this trope. Lil' Putin is extremely muscular, tough, and has a bear that follows him everywhere he goes. His dad is the same way, and is constantly drinking Vodka.
** "Every moment I talk is a moment I could be [[{{VodkaDrunkenski}} drinking vodka!"]]
* MamaBear: [[spoiler: Literally and figuratively. Not only is his mom very protective of him, but it turns out his bear, is his mother!]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Vladamir Putin.
* SirSwearsALot: A lot of his dialogue is bleeped out.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Never wears a shirt.

!!!Lil' Kim Jong Il
* AsianAndNerdy: Is very intelligent and is obsessed with filmmaking.
* TheBully: Bully's Lil' George, which is why he decides to nuke him.
* CrossdressingVoices: Is voiced by Diana Hsu
* {{Fanboy}} : To Kevin Costner. He even kidnapped him so he would star in his movie.
* GeekReferencePool: He frequently references movies, particularly Kevin Costner films.
* KilledOffForReal: Is nuked by the Cronies.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Is based on Kim Jong Il