[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Bear with us, there's a lot of folks to catch up on...]]

'''Some trope names may contain spoilers'''


!!Jigsaw Forte
A former professional violinist, now professional executioner. Also, apparently [[OurVampiresAreDifferent the only non-human vampire]] in the galaxy. [[LaserGuidedAmnesia She's not sure how she got turned into one]], but what little she DOES know about what happened, she's not telling.

[[SenselessViolins ... and we STILL have no idea what's in that violin case.]]

* ApocalypseMaiden - According to prophecy, [[spoiler: Jigsaw is the "Dead Inside where none should be"]], meant to herald the return of [[EldritchAbomination The Otherworlders]].
* CuteBruiser - She beat the crap out of a bunch of [[MechaMooks Robot Chickens]] enough to get on the show, and ''carried the head of one around'' just to prove it to anyone that asked.
* DarkIsNotEvil - Despite it being explained by other characters that Vampires are insidious and sneaky and able to make ghouls, Jigsaw... hasn't really DONE anything evil.
* DangerousForbiddenTechnique - Jigsaw being able to "Zombie Out" is cool and all... except for the fact that if she were to ever do it while the cameras were on, she'd be outed immediately (and likely killed soonafter).
* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampires - Jigsaw, for the most part, behaves exactly the same as she did before she found out, give or take a bit more care in not accidentally blowing her cover.
* KissOfTheVampire... ideally, anyway.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia -- This is apparently the reason why she not only doesn't remember how she became a vampire (which, given how traumatic these events usually are, is fairly reasonable...), but also the reason why she doesn't remember ''feeding on other people in her sleep'', which is how she manages to avoid realizing what happened to her for several months.
* LittleMissBadass - Jigsaw is more than willing to be sneaky, although this is usually out of necessity (to hide her secret) more than malice.
* NotWorthKilling - According to Veled, anyway, who even nicknames her "Punchline".
* OurVampiresAreDifferent
* PaletteSwap - The main difference between her normal appearance and her "Zombie" form.
* PowerIncontinence - She's only just started having these new powers, after all...
* SenselessViolins
* TrueBlueFemininity - Jigsaw usually dresses in light blue, and it's carried over to the Team Andromeda uniforms.
* VampireBitesSuck... if she's not careful.

!!Daisy Archanis
A 50-something MadScientist CEO who's apparently [[TheRainman grown up with Autism]] and is about as fragile as the plot allows while still making it believable she could be press-ganged into this reality show. Started the show with an amputated left leg [[ArtificialLimb that's been replaced with a bionic prostethic]].

* AnArmAndALeg... Okay, just the leg, really. Probably a Type 3 amputation.
* ArtificialLimb
* BackStory - Apparently she's the MagicalGirl who caused an interplanetary feud between herself and some of the other [[TheChosenMany Galaxy Girl Scouts]], which she'd managed to escape the consequences of... until now.
** [[TortureAlwaysWorks Assuming her confession is worth anything.]]
* CorruptCorporateExecutive - Subverted. (and how!)
** This doesn't stop Jason from thinking she's one, however... which means she still has her critics.
*** Yes, but if she were corrupt, her critics wouldn't last very long, now would they?
* DisabilitySuperpower - Implied in the BSideComics that Autism is actually a symptom of having some cool soul-based powers... assuming you can find a good teacher.
* ExpositionFairy - Daisy's far more familiar with many of the intricacies of the Soul Spectrum than Jigsaw is, and as a result ends up having to explain them often.
* HandicappedBadass - Did we mention she has a robotic leg?
* HeroWithBadPublicity
* MadScientist
* MagicalGirl (Well, according to her alleged BackStory she is, anyway)
* MamaBear - Responds to Jason shooting her daughter by teleporting above him and dropping herself and her wheelchair on him. Then states she was "in mother mode."
* MutilationInterrogation
* NotThatKindOfDoctor - She's a Roboticist (though she probably has a good sense of anatomy anyway, given that she built her bionic leg)
* PeekABangs
* [[SelfMadeMan Self-Made Woman]]
* ShippedInShackles (and a wheelchair!)
* TheRainman
* TortureAlwaysWorks - or at the very least it provides many entertaining moments which can be exploited for psychological warfare later.
** Veled mentions later that she was tortured to provide an audio confession that would corroborate with the information Veled was already able to psychically extract from her (i.e. to turn that confession into something reproducible.) One assumes Daisy still put up a good fight, but she wasn't tortured for information in and of itself.

!!Jason "Ace of" Spades
A planetary war hero who's got nothing better to do than come on the reality show to try to kill Daisy.

* BrokenAce - Daisy inadvertently triggered a flashback to... [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2011/01/how-to-leave-out-a-punchline/ well, this.]]
* ChivalrousPervert
* GoodHairEvilHair - We're counting the soulpatch.
* HeroAntagonist
* ImprobableAimingSkills -- He earned his executioner status by winning the "Sniper Trials". Three other contestants, three shots.
* JerkAss
* MurderIsTheBestSolution - When dealing with Daisy, anyway...
* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent - Can transform into a Paladin Shepard, some sort of dog-like creature covered with armor and illegal in many systems. He thinks it's a "birth defect".
* ParentalIssues
* SecurityBlanket - His fur-trimmed bomber jacket.
* TallDarkAndSnarky
* TheAce -- Oh, come on, a celebrity soldier? At HIS age?
** He is a damn good shot, but still...
* TheGunslinger
* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou - Especially if your name happens to be Daisy Archanis.
* WouldntHitAGirl ... well, except Daisy doesn't count, apparently.

!!Alice Quinn
A blue-skinned djinn from Celigo with rather strong opinions about the planet...

* GoodBadGirl -- Well, we've not seen her turning down Jason's advances, that's for sure...
* OurGeniesAreDifferent
* RedEyesTakeWarning
* RedRightHand - Well, red eyes, really.
* GlamourFailure - Alice's "dead eyes" are the only part of her body she can't seem to change the color of.

!!HRH Adharia Kuvoe
A very pink, very well-endowed "savage" princess.

* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses
* FallenPrincess - Or at least so far away from home that her title is little more than an interesting artifact.
* FantasyCounterpartCulture - Our best guess is around the Islamic Renaissance or so.
* GagBoobs - One word: [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/?p=39 RIIIIIP!!!]]
** Also, more than a few fans think that this is what Slick meant when he recommended the name "Team Gemini"...
* LipstickLesbian
* ModestRoyalty - Adharia's often seen in either modesty-preserving attire that wouldn't look out of place in your average Arab country, or else the same uniformed jumpsuit as all the other teams (though hers does have a little forehead band the others' outfits lack). What fancy attire we've seen so far is her "harem wear" inside her quarters, which is nice, but not necessarily flashy.
** 'Course, it's easily justified because it's heavily implied that she's a FallenPrincess on the run, if not in exile, so...
* MostCommonSuperPower - Okay, most of the females on the show (that are supposed to have boobs, anyway) are relatively generous, but Adharia's [[InformedAbility are presumed to be even more exceptionally so.]]
** The topless scene doesn't help.
* PrincessesPreferPink
* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething
* SummonMagic - She keeps [[spoiler: an Efreet named Sedja]] in her necklace. It's quite devastating.
* {{Warrior Prince}}ss

!!Slick Giovanni
The deposed son of a Mafia don who specialized in leather smuggling (mostly for fetish gear), Slick's eager to use the show as a way out because he's lost all other legal recourse.

* TheChick
* DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster -- Well, until you're thrown in jail without your mafia protection, anyway...
* JamesBondage
* MrFanservice - Tied up, shirtless, AND willing to prance around in a harem outfit? Yum.
* ShippedInShackles (pun intended)

!!Silk of the Solar Winds, AKA White Noise

A former Star Org officer before being throughly disowned and thrown in jail thanks to hacking into a ship's life support ([[PunchClockVillain he claims he was under orders]]), Silk has been in jail for the past 47 years until he finally got sick of it and decided to join the show. Has at least one daughter on the outside, and is likely going through the show in order to reach her.

* BadassGrandpa - At 79 he's probably the oldest non-Celeste or Dead Inside character.
* CutLexLuthorACheck - While stuck in prison, White wrote an encryption algorithm in order to make his network activity untrackable. The police quickly cut a deal with him to reveal his methods in exchange for several perks, and has been getting filthy rich off of this and subsequent work since. How much he's been able to enjoy it while remaining in solitary confinement is questionable, but hey, it works.
* DeadpanSnarker
* IAmNotWeasel - All together now: [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2008/05/screts-are-only-fun-when-other-people-know-you-have-them/ "I AM NOT A HORSE!"]]
* PlayfulHacker
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure (Though not a very powerful one, being that he's only in charge of a bunch of prisoners and players)
* ShippedInShackles
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity - According to his profile, he's a hallucinating schizophrenic. This hasn't exactly stopped him from being a completely badass character (and one of the most lucid of the cast).

!!Qin Xu

White Noise's lieutenant. While Chinese and a Vampire, is not a ChineseVampire.

* BaldOfAwesome - Mostly.
* BunnyEarsLawyer - Prior to being outed on Celigo, Qin was merely mistaken for "a brillant doctor with a weird hairstyle".
* SaveScumming - [[spoiler:Seems to have gained a [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2011/07/battle-of-the-braids/ similar]] [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2011/10/in-for-a-treat/ ability]] after ingesting a lot of nanotech]]
* VampiresAreRich - Come on, He's a ''doctor''.
* VegetarianVampire - Maybe. The one panel we've seen of his early life either suggests that he fed off of fresh corpses (which he had access to as a doctor) or that he made a snack out of his coworkers when they pissed him off.
** He's certainly one now, since his cast profile includes several warnings to feed him "filtered" blood as opposed to "live" blood from other characters (since it's believed that live blood allows him to use his vampire powers), justifying the need to feed as a means of getting ahead; other blood will work, but it's the rough difference between drinking water vs. Red Bull.

!!Kurt "Geisha" Striaeta
Slick fears him, probably for good reason. Wears a white, plain mask. Used to be an inept sculptor before he figured out that not only was it easier to just [[TrueArtIsAngsty kidnap, rape, and petrify his victims in order to make his sculptures]], [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible it also got him better reviews from the critics too]].

* VillainousCrossdresser - He earned his nickname for a reason.
* MadArtist
* ShippedInShackles
* SmarterThanYouLook - Half the time, Geisha manages to say something intelligent and take everyone aback. [[HandsomeLech But the other half...]]

!!Arikos of Nile (Formerly Arikos Tiamuli)

A Celeste ambassador turned cult leader, Arikos's legal status has been in limbo between Nurovidia and Celigo until they agreed to let him on the show (along with Qin Xu and Alice Quinn).

* BackStory - Arikos used to run a cult on Nurovidia that involved tricking lots of Talmi into thinking that he could turn them "back into humans". Instead, he ended up exploiting the female members into bearing his children, and offing any men / older Talmi that were no longer useful to him. When this finally backfired, Celigo stepped in to throw the entire mess into legal chaos, and Last Res0rt was seen as the solution.
* CompellingVoice - And how!
** [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2008/01/wingspan-of-an-albatross-brain-of-a-barn-swallow/ White Noise is immune]]
* {{Cult}} - It's in the BackStory, and sorta {{Squick}}y too.
* DiplomaticImpunity - The only reason this schmuck lived long enough to get on the show.
* GoodScarsEvilScars - In this case, bad. Very bad.
* RedRightHand - Arikos's right eye is slashed through, and he's got a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphema hyphema injury]] to boot.

!!Xanatos Wylde
A former Star Org soldier (though not from the same time period as White Noise), who volunteered for the show and subsequently ended up treated like a common criminal, [[RefusedByTheCall unlike all the other Volunteers who won Executioner Status.]]

* DangerousDeserter - The reason [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2008/01/something-tells-me-he-liked-solitary/ White Noise decides not to pick Xanatos for his lieutenant.]]
* TheMole - [[spoiler:He's still working for the Star Org]]
* OffWithHisHead - [[spoiler:Well, [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2012/02/she-speaks-truth/ almost]]]]
* RefusedByTheCall - Rather than end up an Executioner like all the other Volunteers, he's stuck with the rest of the not-good-enough criminals... to the point of being stuck in Institutional Apparel and a cell just like the rest!
* TheResenter - Not only is he almost never drawn as anything but scowling, he's miffed that he's been ignored in favor of the (prittier / more talented) volunteers and characters.
** This seems to be Xanatos's default mood even before he loses; actually falling from grace seems to amp it UpToEleven.
* GreenEyedMonster - Understandably so at Jason (who won his division to become an Executioner), but also at White Noise, probably because they were both Star Org soldiers (but unlike White, he wasn't a 'heretic' or a criminal), although White Noise being the only criminal Executioner of the group also counts.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere - [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2010/11/keep-the-camera-rolling/ Xanatos decides he's had enough]] on Gabriel's ship.

!!CG-86, AKA Siege

* BrainInAJar - [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2010/08/hammer-meet-nail/ Siege believes she's one of these.]]

!! "Zodiac" Copper Miles

* ShippedInShackles

!!London Flood

* KilledMidSentence
* KilledOffForReal: As of the 9/23/12 strip.
* SmallNameBigEgo: An in-universe example, as [[spoiler: right before his death]] he yelled at White Noise for picking Geisha as his auxiliary lieutenant over himself, claiming that he (London) deserves to be lieutenant more than Geisha.

!!Spiral Black
So far has fewer lines than any other character with a page.
* AnimalWrongsGroup - Was arrested for introducing ''sharks'' to his homeworld's "unsustainable artificial ecosystem".

!!"Crosshairs" Charity Drizel

!Staff & Residents of ''Webcomic/LastRes0rt'' Station

!!Vincent Vaeo

The head lizard at Last Res0rt Station. Cypress's father, Nathaniel and Damien's uncle. Is still plenty sore over losing Cypress's mother, and doesn't trust Dead Inside.

* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed - Go on, tell us that's NOT Vince [=McMahon=] in a fursuit.
** It's more that the Vaeo family in general is an homage to the [=McMahon=] family, even if the relations between the members are significantly different (and instead of estranged wife Linda, a third "heir" has been added)
* ParentalSubstitute - The inferred reason why his nephews Nate and Damien live with him. To his credit, he seems to refer to all three as his children.
* StrongFamilyResemblance - Vincent often gets confused for Nate by the readers. That the two have similar color palettes is only compounded by their relative infrequency (pardon the pun) in the storyline so far.
** PROTIP: Vince has short hair pulled back into a point, with a very tiny (but still tied back) ponytail for the rest of his hair. He also has darker eyebrows.

!! Cypress Vaeo
Vince's daughter, and Nathaniel and Damien's cousin. The public "face" of Last Res0rt as its primary announcer and host.

* MissingMom - It's strongly implied that Cypress's Mom ([[ParentalAbandonment and probably Nate and Damien's parents too]]) is dead thanks to an attack from an Efreet, though the actual events surrounding this haven't been elaborated on.
* StrongFamilyResemblance - It's strong enough to trigger [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2008/11/showering-is-honestly-very-important/ a flashback from Veled]] of her Mother; subverted slightly in that aside from a similar face, the thing that triggers it is her ''dialogue''.

!! Nathaniel Vaeo
Cypress's cousin, Vince's nephew, and Damien's half-brother. Works mostly in costuming and armor.

* ParentalAbandonment - Lucky for them, Uncle Vince makes a great ParentalSubstitute.
* StrongFamilyResemblance - Nate often gets confused for Vince by the readers. That the two have similar color palettes is only compounded by their relative infrequency (pardon the pun) in the storyline so far.

!! Damien Vaeo
Cypress's cousin, Vince's nephew, and Nathaniel's half-brother. Is a "Touched" (has Celeste heritage, but isn't a full Celeste), and as such has limited abilities.

* ParentalAbandonment - Lucky for them, Uncle Vince makes a great ParentalSubstitute.

!!Veled (AKA Scout Ziligo)
In charge of Celigo's military, Veled is apparently the top of the food chain as far as Webcomic/LastRes0rt is concerned, and she's not afraid to make that clear. Gets bored very easily, [[ChaoticEvil and very dangerous when she's bored.]]

* BeleagueredBureaucrat - [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/10/now-she-has-to-serve-it-herself/ One explanation]] for her short temper and violent outbursts.
** Luckily for Jigsaw, Veled delegates some of her "babysitting" to Melody and Binary.
* ButForMeItWasTuesday - How Veled wraps up her first meeting with Jigsaw, shooing the girl out the door so she can keep her appointment with White Noise.
** To be fair, she IS concerned enough about Jigsaw to schedule the time in the first place, [[BeleagueredBureaucrat but she's a very busy woman.]]
* [[TheChainsOfCommanding Chains of Commanding]] - Veled's so high strung that she loses her cool when Jigsaw doesn't act entirely as she expects her to, and, well...
--> '''Veled:''' I've kept my planet from descending into civil war for the better part of two decades, somehow held the rest of Celigo and the Endless at bay, and ''[[NeverLiveItDown all you can think about is one stupid leg?!]]''
** [[spoiler: to be fair, slowly feeding somebody's leg into a garbage disintergrator with the safety sensors disabled ISNT...exactly the sort of thing ANYONE lives down..]]
* CompellingVoice - Like she needs it.
** Her first use of it backfired because Jigsaw honestly didn't understand the question.
*** [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/10/just-in-time/ Her second use, however...]]
* DarkMessiah - Debated. How much Veled believes herself to be the Messiah is also questionable.
--> '''Belle:''' And no messiah ... no ''true'' messiah, at least...
* FallenHero - Heavily implied, especially as she used to be (and still technically is) a Galaxy Girl Scout.
* FinalBossPreview - Given to Jigsaw at the end of Volume One, as a way to interrogate her.
* LargeAndInCharge - in more ways than one!
* NecessarilyEvil
* NonMammalMammaries... well, sort of. She's only part reptile, so it's more like "Mammalian mammaries with reptilian skin on top".
** WordOfGod states she's supposed to be part Human, part Anyr, and part Vidian.

!!Binary Shackle (AKA the current Scout Arael)
One of the current Galaxy Girl Scouts (post Year of Fear) who was apparently hiding her Touched heritage, and is now responsible (on planet Arael's behalf) for helping to deal with Jigsaw. (Luckily for Jigsaw, she's not the kind to try and kill Dead Inside on sight.)

* GracefulLoser - Yes, you don't argue with the [[HostageSituation Anyr holding a gun to your head]], and the only consequences of "losing" had already occurred, but she's still taken it in stride well enough that she's working with Jigsaw.
* [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceHolder I'm A Doctor, Not A...]]
-->'''Scout Arael''': [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/06/goes-great-with-eggs/ I'm a medic, not a messiah.]]
* [[TheLastDJ The Last Good Galaxy Girl Scout]] - Out of the scout quartet that the players have taken on already, Arael apparently had to be lied to in order to get her to cooperate with the rest of the group's plan to go after Daisy. She's largely ineffective in her initial fight because of this.

!!Melody Niaida
An official from Celigo's [[PropagandaMachine Minstry of Joy]] (and Cypress's superior), Melody serves as a more comfortable intermediary between Veled's will and everyone else.

!!Spirit of the Murphy's Law
Last Res0rt Station's Security Chief, and Captain of the Star Org.

* BadassNormal - Keep in mind she's holding her own against multiple Dead Inside on the station, and even [[spoiler: attempted to assassinate a Celeste]]. Yes, she's doing it with her own personal army, but that still requires some oomph.
* VoiceChangeling - Used while [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2011/12/and-to-all-a-good-bite/ Cypress was still recovering from her injuries]].
* XanatosSpeedChess - She's pretty quick to adapt. For instance, managing to escape one room after [[spoiler: Cypress booby-trapped it to lock her in if she tried to impersonate her again]]...


The Efreet that [[spoiler: lives in Adharia's necklace]].

* EnergyBeing - Most Efreet are, [[AllThereInTheManual according to the RPG]].
* GenieInABottle - And how!
* OurGeniesAreDifferent
* LoopholeAbuse - Cypress "solves" the problem of Gangrel and Sedja being involved in ''Webcomic/LastRes0rt'' by making them "auxiliary" players dependent on their "master" player's survival at the end of the show.

Jigsaw's Cybee, and [[spoiler: After Jigsaw and Daisy get captured, Executioner of Team Andromeda]].

* ParrotPetPosition
* {{Familiar}}
* FairyCompanion - Cybee is a portmanteau of "Cyber Fairy", after all...
* MentorMascot
* LoopholeAbuse - Cypress "solves" the problem of Gangrel and Sedja being involved in ''Webcomic/LastRes0rt'' by making them "auxiliary" players dependent on their "master" player's survival at the end of the show. [[spoiler: The resulting loophole is when Gangrel "survives" while Jigsaw and Daisy don't, making her the only remaining member of Andromeda and de facto Executioner. Gangrel admits she won't be able to leave the show without Jigsaw, but in the meantime, as long as she's still here... ]]

!Staff & Residents of the ''White Diamond Crisis'' Center

!!Gabriel The Maskless
The head/only doctor aboard the ''White Diamond Crisis'', specializing in [[{{Deprogram}} Exit Counseling]].

* NotThatKindOfDoctor - He's a psychiatrist.

A collective name for Gabriel's robot assistants. That they happen to all be armless ponybots is a coincidence.

* {{Fembot}}

A rare purebred Celeste.

* ExpositionOfImmortality (Or at least longevity on a scale nobody else would appreciate)
* LivingRelic
* NakedOnArrival
* NakedFirstImpression
* [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Really Four Thousand Years Old]]

The only one of the kids aboard the White Diamond Crisis who's been named so far.

* AerosolFlamethrower - His apparent weapon of choice.
* BrokenBird
* FreudianExcuse - Razil's time in "The Floor".
* SayMyName
* TooDumbToLive - He tried to threaten Sedja with an AerosolFlamethrower, and was lucky he only ended up with [[VomitIndiscretionShot an upset stomach]] for his trouble.
* TroubledButCute
* VomitIndiscretionShot

!Family Members

!!Cypher Forte

* OverprotectiveDad

!!Meridian Forte

* HollywoodCyborg -- technically, her metal legs are actually "pants" wired into her spinal cord as high-tech braces.

!!Slider Forte

!!Sudoku Forte

* GamerChick -- often to a Flanderized degree in {{Fanon}}, given how little we've seen her so far.

!!Magnolia Archanis
Daisy's daughter.
* GenerationXerox - Her human form is a dead ringer for her mother. In her first appearance she was actually posing as the former Scout Arael.
* PlayfulHacker
* VoluntaryShapeshifting - Can apparently change between a human and a Talmi form. [[spoiler: Implied to be one of her mother's experiments.]]

!!Jacek Archanis
Daisy's son.
* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling - Seems to be the responsible one to Maggie's fooling around.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting - Like his sister.

!!Julian Archanis
Daisy's father
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed
* SilverFox
!Other Characters

!! Irwin ([[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed yes, really.]])
Apparently one of the few known Deep Vampires, and also [[spoiler: Jigsaw's sire.]]