!!The Watcher
The mysterious woman who may or may not be controlling the whole thing.

* BadassBoast: At the end of [[https://www.improbableisland.com/daughter_of_chance/ Daughter of Chance]], as she swears revenge on whoever gave the order to nuke the Island: [[spoiler:"And ''you'' thought I was scary," she says through grinning teeth that seem too sharp, "when all I did was ''Watch''."]]
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* GameFace: When sending you back to the mainland from the boat, she opens her mouth impossibly wide and breathes stun gas at you. It's unnerving.
* IfItsYouItsOkay: [[spoiler:After you destroy the Improbability Drive, she kisses you, which surprises your character -- for ''several'' reasons, really, of which just one is that you thought she didn't like your gender. She admits that she herself doesn't know whether she likes both or it's just because it's you.]]
* LimitedWardrobe: She wears a black skirt below her knees, a red turtleneck sweater, and round, copper-framed glasses, blonde hair tied back in a bun, and black steel-toed boots with an unknown reddish-brown substance on them. Even in the sweltering bowels of the [=FailBoat=]. This is [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]].