!!Sgt. NickFury
* '''{{Badass}}'''
* DrillSergeantNasty
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* SergeantRock

!!Cpl. Dum-Dum Dugan
* DrillSergeantNasty
* RedHeadedHero

!!Pvt. Dino Manelli
* ChickMagnet
* OmniGlot

!!Pvt. Rebel Ralston
* SouthernFriedPrivate
* TheGambler

!!Pvt. Percival "Pinky" Pinkerton
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass
* WordOfGay