!Regular Characters:

!!Malory (a.k.a. "Mal")
* AntiHero
* AxeCrazy
* BerserkButton: Stupid people in general.
* DeadpanSnarker
* DevilInPlainSight: No jury will ever convict her.
* FieryRedhead
* GenkiGirl: When not AxeCrazy.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* KickTheSonOfABitch: By now, it's not even a habit, it's a ''gait''.
* OlderThanTheyLook
* RapunzelHair: Starts out short, but grows into this as the comic progresses.
* [[spoiler:RealityWarper: Completely by accident courtesy of the Devil Guy.]]
* RedHeadedHero
* TheSnarkKnight

!!Katherine (a.k.a. "Kat")
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* HappilyMarried: To Michael.
* OlderThanTheyLook
* ShipperOnDeck: Despite being [[http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20060322.html regularly]] [[http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20060605.html torpedoed]].

!!Lilian
* LittleMissBadass
* LittleMissSnarker

!!Kara
* OnlySaneMan
* RecurringCharacter: She's the only one of Mal's friends who's made more than two or three appearances.

!!The Devil Guy
* RecurringCharacter

![[BSideComics B Side Comic]] Characters:

!!Chemokid
* DeadpanSnarker
* IllBoy
* KnightInSourArmour
* TheSnarkKnight

!!Emokid
* BlindingBangs
* CharacterDevelopment: After he decided to stop being emo.
* TheDitz: He gave up writing poetry after being told he sucked at it. ''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint And then he wrote a poem about it]]''.
* EmoTeen

!!Rider
* DeadpanSnarker
* HandicappedBadass
* RavenHairIvorySkin
* WheelchairWoobie

!!Cane
* DeadpanSnarker
* HandicappedBadass: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]; unlike her sister, she isn't actually handicapped.
* TheLancer: To Rider.

!!P'ninjamaid
* BareYourMidriff
* DeadpanSnarker
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Ninja + pirate + mermaid = [[FailOSuckyName P'ninjamaid]].

!!The Lurker
* BlackCloak
* [[spoiler:ChekhovsGunman]]
* [[spoiler:KilledOffForReal]]
* [[spoiler:TheMole]]
* TheQuietOne
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