!Fafa
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One of the blog's co-hosts. A talking groundhog who is usually the smarter of the two.
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* ButtMonkey: Whenever Gorilla decides to strong-arm him.
* FunnyAnimal
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: More than Mario, surprisingly.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Mario.
* RedOniBlueOni: Fafa is the Blue Oni, despite being brown.
* StiffUpperLip: Never loses his cheery, earnest demeanor, even in the face of the end of the world.
* StraightMan: Even when he's being a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, he tends to be less excitable and off-the-wall than Mario.
* TalkingAnimal

!Mario
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The other co-host. Imagine Elmo with a different accent, deeper voice, somewhat more educated, wears a yellow shirt, shaved and with a wispy beard and tuft of hair and you have Mario. His species is unknown.
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* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: He is tomato red.
* BerserkButton: Does not like ABBA or vertical videos (although the former is explained as a hate of palindromes)
* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: His "M" T-shirt
* CelebCrush: Is "saving himself" for Music/KatyPerry
* CloudcuckoolandersMinder: Has to be Fafa's more times than you would think.
%%* DeadpanSnarker:
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Fafa.
* NoSocialSkills: Needed to be told that it was inappropriate to take off your pants and shout at the screen in a movie theater.
* OnlySaneMan: When the situation becomes REALLY insane. Especially in [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse The Pee-wee Herman Blog]].
* RedOniBlueOni: Naturally, the more excitable and red Mario is Red Oni to Fafa's Blue Oni.
* TakeThat: Is often prone to openly telling people and things that they suck
* TooDumbToLive: Sometimes. Instead of just escaping the Saw parody, he puts on the [[ShmuckBait Lollipop Hat]].
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Speaks in what sounds like an Eastern European accent

!Gorilla
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A gorilla who speaks in 'mehs'.
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* ButtMonkey: In the Photoshop Tutorial.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Generally a well-meaning guy, but Gorilla has been shown strong-arming people (usually Fafa)
* RecurringCharacter: The most prominent character after Mario and Fafa.
* TheUnintelligible: Only says "Meh". Even when singing.

!Johnny T
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Fafa's cousin from Brooklyn...who happens to be a toad.
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* BrooklynRage: Hails from the Bay Ridge neighborhood, specifically.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Boom, done!"
** "Whaddaya freakin' kidding me?!"
** "In conclusion..." when he's wrapping up a discussion.
* HandWave: His answer when Mario asks how a toad can be related to a groundhog?
-->'''Johnny:''' My dad was Italian.
* HiddenDepths: Knows some astronomy about the Sun and Moon.
* SmarterThanYouLook: A swaggering Guido stereotype. And smart enough to get into ''Berkeley College''.

!Thor
A [[CharacterExaggeration heavily exaggerated version]] of Thor, complete with booming voice and arrogant personality
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* BerserkButton: Thou shalt NOT insult Creator/NataliePortman!
* HiddenDepths: Is a decent singer, particularly with his rendition of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On".
* {{Jerkass}}
* NoIndoorVoice
* RecurringCharacter

!Zombie
A zombie (akin in design to those from ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies'') who makes appearances
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* ButtMonkey: In "Zombie University" where he's the practice dummy used by Mario and Fafa to demonstrate zombie slaying techniques.
* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies
* HiddenDepths: Like Thor, he is a decent singer when it comes to "What a Wonderful World".
* {{Omniglot}}: At the very least, he knows how to say "Brains" in virtually every language on Earth-even sign language.
* TheUnintelligible: When acting as a zombie, otherwise he is capable of speech.

!Jack Woods
A nature specialist who is quite knowledgeable about rabbits...and may be insane.
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* AxCrazy: Mario believes it, and there is something off about the guy.
* TheNicknamer: Refers to everyone as "Johnny"

!Blake Worthington and Bungo
A pair of news anchors. Blake is a chimpanzee and Bungo is an Orangutan.
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* AerithAndBob
* EruditeOrangutan: Averted. While not stupid (especially compared to Mario), Bungo is much more of a casual everyape in comparison to his more formal co-anchor.
* IntelligentPrimate: They are two news reporters who happen to be apes.
* TakeThat: Their first appearance they exemplify everything bad about American News, they seemed to have dropped this in their second appearance.

!Jerkface
A troll that hates Glove and Boots, used to represent trolls and other rude or otherwise malicious people out there on the internet.
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* {{Catchphrase}}: "I think X Stinks"
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: His introduction in "The History of Trolls".
-->'''Jerkface:''' Caps ''lock''. "KATE UPTON IS A MANDUDE!" Bold! Italic! SEND!
* EvilLaugh: Very prone to this, along with phlegmy snorting.
* {{Troll}}: Horns and all.

!Uncle Joe
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One of the real life uncles of a crew member, who tells wacky stories of his youth. Portrayed by a squirrel puppet.
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* CoolUncle: The fanbase certainly thinks so.
* GroinAttack: Nearly neutered his friend when he was 9 with a bow and arrow. [[SkewedPriorities His friends mother was more angry about the hole he put in his pants.]]
* {{Irony}}: One of his stories is titled "Joe vs Squirrels" and is about him dealing with a bunch of them. See the image above for why this is irony.

!Hanzi
A fast-talking con man.
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* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* ConMan
* MotorMouth
* NewJobAsThePlotDemands: Has been seen as a salesman, a [=YouTuber=], and a game show host.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Seems to have a vaguely French or Italian accent.