! Kenstar

* TheHero
* LargeHam
* PointlessBandaid: On his nose.
* StockFootage: Most of the time he's portrayed using the exact same frame of animation, and always with the same expression on his face.

! Yusuke

* AttackAttackAttack: His usual strategy is to attack head-on. It never works.
* ButtMonkey: The only person he ever beats is Galacticamaru.
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: He switches sides ''twice'' in three episodes.
* HotBlooded
* TheLancer
* RedHeadedHero
* ShonenHair
* TheRival
* TheWorfEffect: At one point, he loses to ''stairs''.

! Kotomaru

* {{Bishounen}}
* HeyItsThatVoice: Okay, so it's not ''really'' DavidHayter as [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]], but he has the exact same voice.
* HongKongDub: Easily the biggest offender. His lip flaps don't even ''try'' to sync with his voice.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: Capable of destroying a WHOOOLE kitchen.
* TheSmartGuy
* TheStoic
* StoicSpectacles
* TriggerHappy: Come episode 3, when he can't stop shooting things.

! Green Guy

* BlushSticker
* [[spoiler:HeroicSacrifice]]: [[spoiler:But then he gets brought back through [[{{Bowdlerization}} sloppy editting]].]]
* {{Keet}}
* LargeHam
* NoNameGiven
* [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair You Gotta Have Green Hair]]

! Kotobaru-san-sama

* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation
* TheBigGuy
* HeroicBuild

! Girl-chan

* TheChick
* FlatCharacter: Even compared to the rest of the cast. All we know is that she loves Yusuke, doesn't like Swirly Glasses, and has [[GagBoobs huge boobs]].
* GagBoobs
* {{Gainaxing}}
* MsFanservice: Parodied.

! Swirly Glasses

* [[spoiler:EvilAllAlong]]
* {{Expy}}: Seems to be one of [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Mandark]].
* [[spoiler:TheMole]]
* {{Nerd}}
* OpaqueNerdGlasses