!!'''Dina Caliente'''

It is often said that Dina has a mind of her own, but she is quick to disagree. She likes chocolate and dreams of making it big.

* LightFeminineAndDarkFeminine: The light feminine to Nina's dark.
* {{Foil}}: To Nina.
* GoldDigger: Though she's a nice one.
* IJustWantToBeNormal: She's not fond of her alien heritage, and given [[FantasticRacism most of the world's reaction to it]], who could blame her?
* LoveableRogue: She's manipulative and prone to stretching the truth and skirting the law, but she makes up for it by being compassionate and free of malice.
* PolarOppositeTwins: With Nina.
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Nina's blue.

!!'''Nina Caliente'''
Deeply connected to her Mediterranean roots, Nina likes exercise and bread pudding.

* BerserkButton: Although [[BewareTheNiceOnes generally pretty introverted, Nina gets violent in a snap when her loved ones are threatened]].
* LightFeminineAndDarkFeminine: The dark feminine to Dina's light.
* {{Foil}}: To Dina.
* PolarOppositeTwins: With Dina.
* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Dina's red.
* SpicyLatina

!!'''Michael Bachelor'''

* BrokenAce: Back in his teenage years, he used magic to give a makeover. Needless to say, it came back to bite him.
* {{Foil}}: To Mortimer and Mr. Big.
* JockDadNerdSon: His dad pressured him into doing sports, but his real talent was for magic, which his dad was staunchly against. He ended up secretly using magic to make himself good at sports.
* NiceGuy
* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: ''Infallibly'' good, according to his witch alignment.

!!'''Servo'''

* ApologizesALot
* EyeColorChange: His eye was originally green, then blue after he got amnesia, then red when he became a vampire.
* {{Foil}}: To Don.
* GentleGiant: He's much stronger than a normal human, but so gentle that Nina had to ask if he had the same strength as other robots.
* MysteriousPast
* NiceGuy
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: "Only" a [[NonHumanUndead Vampire Robot]], but still.
* {{Robosexual}}: He and Nina have a healthy and satisfying sex life. When asked how he even has sex in the first place, Nina's response is: "Spectacularly."
* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan

!!'''Donald "Don" Lothario'''
So many ladies, so little time. When Don isn't thinking about dating, he's sleeping.

* BoyMeetsGhoul: Don is tricked into a date with the undead skeleton maid Bonehilda. He's shocked at first, but doesn't let it deter him from putting the moves on her. In the end she rejects him for being creepy.
* CasanovaWannabe
* ClosetGeek
* {{Foil}}: To Servo.
* HiddenDepths: Although set up in canon as a typical {{The Casanova}}, is shown to be very bright with a secret nerdy side.

!!'''Bella Goth'''
Elegant and athletic are two qualities that describe Bella. She enjoys a variety of activities from golf to miniature golf.

* LimitedWardrobe: She always wears some variation of her iconic red dress.

!!'''Cassandra Goth'''
Cassandra is the quiet, mysterious type. Nobody ever knows quite what she's thinking.

* TheCassandra
* CreepyChild
* GirlishPigtails: Cassandra's signature hairstyle gets [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] at one point. She claims that the pigtails help her channel her psychic energies.

!!'''Mortimer Goth'''
Cheerful and outgoing, Mortimer brings his old country upbringing into the modern age. He has an unusual fondness for insects.

* {{Foil}}: To Michael.

!!'''Jon Smith Tricou'''

* ReallyGetsAround

!!'''Jennicor Tricou'''

%%* FloweryElizabethanEnglish
%%* SilverFox

!!'''Kiernan & Kvornan Tricou'''
* TheDividual: They have yet to be seen apart.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: though the heterosexual part gets thrown into question later.

!!'''Olive Specter'''
Olive will stop at nothing to get what she wants. She spends her time collecting mushrooms, sharpening sticks, and excavating her yard.

* AmbiguouslyEvil: There are many hints to Olive's [[SerialKiller reputation]], but it's never outright confirmed and Dina and Nina are completely unaware, viewing her as a maternal mentor figure.
%%* HotWitch
%%* SilverVixen
* UnusualEyebrows: The original character doesn't have any so here they are painted onto her skin.

!!'''DJ "Junior" Specter (a.k.a Nervous Subject)'''

!!'''Ichabod Specter'''
* CoolOldGuy
* [[spoiler:[[DontFearTheReaper Don't Fear the Reaper]]]]
* [[WhenYouComingHomeDad When You Coming Home, Dad?]]

!!'''Kaylynn Langerak I'''
Kaylynn - unlike her father, brother, and aunt - tries to keep a spotless house. She enjoys painting when she gets a break from cleaning up after everyone.

* InsufferableGenius

!!'''Kaylynn Langerak II'''

* DeadGuyJunior
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Looks identical to her aunt except for her eye color and a mole. Her father Parker is a gender-flipped version of the same face template, and would look the same if changed into a girl.

!!'''Kane'''

!!'''Parker Langerak'''
Parker is a sloppy, laid-back schmoozer who is only interested in getting attention from girls when he sweet-talks them.

!!'''Rainelle Neengia'''

!!'''Ocean Big/Gwrtheym [=McGork=] Jr.'''

* DisposableFiance: He's vain, condescending, insensitive, and inappropriate, but he averts expectations by being neither jealous or unfaithful, and he's disposed of fairly early as a plot catalyst rather than staying on as an obstacle.
* {{Foil}}: To Michael.

!!'''Circe Salamis'''
Circe knows 238 different ways to make someone scream, and none of them are nice. She enjoys taxidermy and collecting coat hangers.
* {{Foil}}: To Cassandra. They both wear glasses and pigtails and are the young nieces of Dina's love interest. Cassandra is somber and gothic, while Circe is a cheerful and dressed in pink. Circe's whole family is basically an evil funhouse mirror version of the Goths.
* GlurgeAddict

!!'''Titania Summerdream'''

* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Titania's matchmaking never turns out exactly how the customer would like, but this is more to teach him/her a lesson than to mess with him/her.
* TheChessmaster: Orchestrated many major events behind the scenes, focusing on Servo as her "king" (as symbolized by a giant chess piece in one scene) and mainly manipulating the people around him rather than Servo himself.

!!'''Elden Hick'''
Elden is a hard worker and a mean pinball player. Not many people know he has a fondness for classical music.

!!'''Brigit'''

* BrokenBird
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain