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This is the character sheet for ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'', the "UltimateUniverse" extension of the Webcomic/{{Walkyverse}}. ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' has its own character sheet, with ''Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky'' has one under construction. Please do not confuse the two, as there are serious {{Alternate Character Interpretation}}s stemming from the difference in continuities.

Because of the large EnsembleCast and SwitchingPOV, characters are listed in alphabetical order.


!!Main Characters

!!Amber O'Malley
->"One second, killing spiders."

A geeky girl who enjoys playing video games, Amber hides a few...issues. Dina is her roommate.
* {{Badass}}: The action sequence starting [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/cornered/ here]] shows Amazi-Girl pulling off some impressive physical feats.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: She is a pretty nice girl, but she also acts as a vigilante, and a visit from her father revealed she has anger issues. [[spoiler:It [[BackStory is also revealed]] that she had gotten involved in a robbery some years earlier (by none other than Sal, q.v., attempting to hold up a store) and found herself too frightened to defend Ethan (who was taken hostage). After the police arrested Sal some harsh and derisive words from her father led her to snap, grab a knife and stab Sal's hand before being restrained ([[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/hostage/ sequence starts here]]). In the regular timeline, this memory comes up as she snaps again when her father holds Danny hostage, leading to her beating Daddy up very thoroughly.]]
* BreakTheCutie: The poor girl had her childhood spoiled by some very traumatic events, which she hasn't completely recovered from.
* BrokenBird: With her issues with Ethan [[spoiler:and her father]], she is very broken. It's at the point where [[spoiler:Amazi-Girl]] is her one coping mechanism and [[spoiler:her favored persona]].
* CharacterDevelopment: Stood by Ethan while he came out, and evidently matured a great deal from the process.
* ClarkKenting: Complete with Danny as Lois Lane - and she lives in the Clark wing. It helps that she's kind of a shut-in; the few who know about her and the campus vigilante can't picture Amber zip-lining off rooftops onto trucks.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Had a very unhappy childhood due to suffering physical and emotional abuse from her father.
* DeathGlare: Gives an epic one to [[spoiler:Ethan]] upon finding him at Galasso's [[spoiler:hooked up with Joyce.]]
* EvilMeScaresMe: [[spoiler:After beating her father to a pulp and escaping, the event visibly disturbed her greatly, to the point she doesn't know anymore where lies the frontier between her Amazi-Girl persona and herself, and sending her once again in a HeroicBSOD.]]
** [[spoiler:Worst part? The tags make it clear who's doing it.]]
* GamerChick: A BlandNameProduct version of ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', specifically. Also a Computer Science major. And has a NintendoDS.
* GutturalGrowler: Once she starts hanging out with Danny in both identities, she adds a raspy voice represented by blue speech bubbles to her disguise. She also claims to have always sounded like that.
--> '''Danny:''' "You mussed up your hair a whole bunch, too."
--> '''Amazi-Girl:''' "You are not good at remembering things!"
* HeroicBSOD: Suffers several: [[spoiler:First when Ethan was taken hostage, she ended up paralyzed in fear. Years later, when she stands up to her father, she punches him in the face, but quickly realizes as she flees that she enjoyed it way too much (see InTheBlood). Finally, when Blaine took Danny hostage to lure her out of campus, it caused her to enter a vicious rage and led her to exert ExtremeMeleeRevenge. In the aftermath of the event, she completely shut down.]]
* {{Hypocrite}}: Sal terrified Amber with a knife - Amber actually stabbed Sal in return, and after she'd already been arrested by the police. Yet Amber sees Sal as the dangerous one. She gets this thrown back in her face when she confronts Sal & crew in a parking lot.
* IncompatibleOrientation: With Ethan.
* InspectorJavert: She's so obsessed with defeating the Sal of her nightmares, she can't see that the real Sal is a very different person these days, and is horrified when Sal turns the tables and takes the moral high ground against her.
* InTheBlood: [[spoiler:Amber's father is a violent jerkass who beat her mother repeatedly. When she finally stands up to him, she ends up punching him in the face. What could have been seen as a moment of awesome quickly devolved into a much more disturbing thing when Amber remembered her emotions at the time: when she punched her father, she was smiling. When she realized that she enjoyed hurting someone, even if the person she hurt ''really'' deserved it, she got a HeroicBSOD, because that would make her not so different from her father]].
* LargeHam: When Ethan and Mike (but mostly Mike) dragged her away from her laptop.
-->'''Amber:''' '''NO! NOOO! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!''' [[Series/TheTwilightZone It's not fair!]] There was '''time''' now! There was '''all the time I needed!''' It's not '''faaaaiiiirrr!'''
* LastHetRomance: Was Ethan's.
* LovesMyAlterEgo: Now in a TwoPersonLoveTriangle with Danny.
* MistakenIdentity: Danny immediately becomes attracted to Amber when he first meets her. However, Amazi-Girl is depicted in such a way that she could have a lot of hair, and her ''modus operandi'' is very similar to that of Franchise/{{Batman}}. You know who else has a lot of hair and resembles Batman? ''Sal'', who was Danny's FirstLove in ''Roomies!''.
* PintsizedPowerhouse: She's 5'5'' in her superhero boots.
* PreAssKickingOneLiner: "'''Never again'''".
* TheReveal[=/=]TheUnreveal: When Amazi-Girl was introduced into the strip, she was largely treated as a mystery...despite Amber, her "civilian" identity in ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'', appearing not long after. Fortunately Willis still had cards up his sleeve, and Amber's ''motivation'' for donning her mask and cape are ''very'' different than they are in the mainline continuity.
-->'''Danny:''' ''Oh my god.'' Are you... ''Amber'' under there?\\
''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\\
'''Amber:''' ...I don't know.
* RageBreakingPoint: [[spoiler:After being unable to help your only friend, your father only further twists the knife by telling you how useless and cowardly you are (despite the fact that the robber was armed with a ''freakin''' knife). This is the point where poor, broken Amber completely ''snaps''.]]
* RedEyesTakeWarning: Her eyes take this color during her RageBreakingPoint.
* RoaringRampageOfRescue: So, your father [[spoiler:kidnaps your boyfriend in order to use it as leverage over you]]? Bad, ''bad'', '''BAD''' idea Blaine.
* SecretIdentity: She's Amazi-Girl.
* ShrinkingViolet: Was one during her childhood, but managed to grow out of it.
* SplitPersonality: The Tags consider Amber and Amazi-Girl two separate people. Amber herself originally thinks of Amazi-Girl as just a mask she puts on, [[spoiler:but as time passes she starts acting as though both of them are personas.]]
* StealthHiBye: Not even the AltText is sure how she did it [[spoiler: while halfway between outfits.]]
* ThirdPersonPerson: [[spoiler:When masked as Amazi-Girl, she refers to Amber as a person outside herself. It's standard practice for this sort of thing - she averts ButHeSoundsHandsome, and has some trouble keeping her lies straight - but it may or may not also be a sign of her unraveling identity. After Danny is taken hostage, she begins to refer to ''both'' personas in the third person more often, regardless of which one she's currently supposed to be.]]
* UnstoppableRage: [[spoiler:Blaine kidnaps Danny. Amazi-Girl joins them and demands he release Danny. Blaine refuses. ''Serious'' ass kicking ensues]].
** [[spoiler:She suffers a PostVictoryCollapse afterwards, as it's not Amazi-Girl doing the ass kicking and this doesn't sit well with her.]]
* YaoiFangirl: She might have spent an entire night reading Captain America / Iron Man SlashFic.


[[folder: Becky]]
!!Becky [=MacIntyre=]
->"Just don't let anyone change you, okay?"

Joyce's best friend from childhood. Attending Anderson University, a Christian college. She's pretty social for someone from Joyce's Christian group.

* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: Seen in [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/hindsight/ this strip.]]
* AscendedExtra: Originally a a secondary character, she joined the main cast after her [[spoiler: ComingOutStory]]
* BirdsOfAFeather: Becky and Walky get along really well within seconds of meeting each other, bonding over their shared love of making Joyce make faces.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Joyce is seen in several strips trying to unsuccessfully get a hold of Becky, foreshadowing [[spoiler: Becky's LoveEpiphany.]]
** For a short amount of time her character description mentioned that "she loves Joyce more than anything."
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Joyce.
** At least they were, but after dropping a few hints Becky made her move and revealed that she had feelings for Joyce.
* HaveIMentionedIAmGay: [[spoiler:All the time, and to everybody, since her coming out.]]
* ImportantHaircut: First shown [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/morebecky/ here]].
* IncompatibleOrientation: Tearfully begs Joyce to feel the same for her that she feel for Joyce, but Joyce doesn't feel the same way.
** UnrequitedLove: After a bit of angst, she tells Joyce she understands that she was rejected and goes back to her flippant nature, but there have been a few strips that show Becky isn't as okay with the rejection as she let on. Certainly not helped by not only living with Joyce but sharing a bed with her.
* LoveEpiphany: After she [[spoiler: kisses Joyce she tells her that she had always been in love with her but it wasn't until they went to separate colleges that she figured it out.]]
* MissingMom: According to [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/respond/#comment Willis]], she is currently worm food.
* OddFriendship: Considering her similarities to Walky (and how well they get along), her friendship with Joyce and their extreme fondness of each other is pretty out there.
* OnlySaneMan: To Joyce. To other characters, she's pretty loopy.


!!Jennifer Yunru "Billie" Billingsworth
->"I'm starting to think I've been oversold on college."

The top girl at her high school, she came to college expecting more of the same. She knew Walky and Sal from childhood, and shares a room with the latter.
* TheAlcoholic
-->'''Billie:''' Sal. Yeah, it's one in the afternoon and I'm ''drinking''. Fuckin' ''surprise''.\\
'''Sal:''' It's not a surprise. Alcoholism is yer ''definin' characteristic''.
* AlphaBitch: Her position in HighSchool, given by name [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/alpha-bitch/ here.]]
* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: An ongoing theme of her adventures.
* BiTheWay: Hits on Sal while drunk and has a lot of mixed feelings after [[spoiler: Ruth kisses her.]] While she eventually decides it's mutual, [[spoiler: Ruth storms out when she realizes Billie never quit drinking. She and her high school friend Alice were also together at some point.]]
** [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/95344543812/i-posted-this-back-on-bi-visibility-day-knowing Confirmed]] by WordOfGod.
* BigBeautifulWoman: Despite putting on pounds since high school, Billie is still considered attractive.
* BrattyTeenageDaughter: Claims her dad showers her with money because he doesn't know how to show affection.
* BreakTheHaughty: Almost every strip she's been in involves this.
** ButtMonkey: Thanks to the above.
* TheCheerleader: In high school. [[WebcomicTime A month or so of college]] has convinced her that those days have passed; before that, she was so caught up in her former identity that she had trouble letting it go.
* ClosetGeek: For all her hatred of [[CatchPhrase NERDS]] Billie uses a lot of phrases like [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/size/ "life-force"]] in casual conversation...
** Girl certainly knows her [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/jesus-2/ Reagan]]-era [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/woodward-2/ journalism]].
* ClosetKey: [[spoiler: Billie had at least one pre-college fling with another woman, but Ruth apparently "found out she was into girls" through her.]]
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Being pegged ''by the staff of Indiana University'' as an alcoholic.
* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: Arguably more so than the guys.
-->'''Billie:''' You're still staring at them.\\
'''Joyce:''' ''(small voice)'' ''i could crawl up into them and be safe and warm forever''
* FallenPrincess: Was very popular in high school, but in college finds herself at the bottom of the food chain. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/disgraced/ It's taken her a while to realize it's happening.]]
* HeroicBSOD: After a few too many mistakes and hits to her self-worth, Billie takes to Walky's bed and refuses to speak. Ruth pries her out of it... just in time for Billie to run into, and be publicly rejected by, Alice.
* HowTheMightyHaveFallen: Went from AlphaBitch to ButtMonkey simply by graduating. Has slowly begun to realize this and the results are not pretty.
* IJustWantToHaveFriends: Popular friends, that is.
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: She's convinced that she's better than all these geeks...because deep down she's fighting crippling self-image problems.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Talks a good game about not wanting to be friends with the rest of the cast but still spends all her time with them, helps set-up Walky with Dorothy, looks out for Joyce and even showed concern for Ruth, her tormentor [[spoiler:and confused love interest]]. She also tries to pay off Raidah after Sarah hits her (without much success).
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: About relationships. She thought she had it all together in High School, in college not so much.
* LikeAnOldMarriedCouple: Dorothy described Billie and Walky this way early on in the strip. [[RedEyesTakeWarning Billie was unamused]].
** LikeBrotherAndSister: Their actual relationship, vouched for by them both.
** VitriolicBestBuds: This too.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Walky bestowed it on her during their childhood, in retaliation for her calling him "Walky," and evidently it's just stuck.
* ParentalNeglect: She sees her parents so little that she's more attached to Sal and Walky's mom and dad.
* PoisonousFriend: Alice thinks so due to her self-destructive behavior, likening her to a "drama hurricane", and warns Walky and Joyce to abandon her lest they suffer what she's been through.
* RaceLift: In [[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky mainline continuity]], Billie was just white, but apparently Willis got asked enough if she was Asian during its run that he decided to make her half-Asian here.
-->''Everyone always assumed she was Asian back in ''Roomies!'', what with the black hair and fair complexion, even though she was conceived as thoroughly English. So I figgered this go-round, hey, she’s half-Asian, why not? ... Her dad, of course, is still white through-and-through, because, dude, last name’s friggin’ Billingsworth, man.''
* RavenHairIvorySkin: Is pale with black hair, and is considered attractive.
* RelationshipUpgrade: [[spoiler: With Ruth.]]
* SelectiveObliviousness: The only way she's managed to avoid a HeroicBSOD thus far, which finally starts getting broken after [[spoiler: Ruth breaks up with her]] and Alice gives her a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.
* WeightWoe: Has put on a few pounds, probably due to all the drinking and stress.
** She lets slip that she can't lift her right leg as high as she used to. Whether this is a permanent injury from her drunken car accident or just her not stretching regularly, she doesn't say.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Early on, she tried to act as though she were still an AlphaBitch in high school, not realizing that college works ''very'' differently.


!!Danny Wilcox
->"Sweet, I'm either desirable or merely incredibly unthreatening!"

Danny is a timid kind of guy who followed his girlfriend off to college...only to be very quickly dumped by her. He rooms with Joe.
* AboveTheInfluence: To Joe's disgust.
* BiTheWay: Is revealed to be bisexual as of [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/thoughts/ this strip.]]
** It was teased by the author [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/95344543812/i-posted-this-back-on-bi-visibility-day-knowing on his tumblr]] a year earlier.
* ButtMonkey: Got dumped by his girlfriend after following her to college, and [[spoiler:got kidnapped.]]
* DistressedDude: Danny has bad luck with this trope. He was introduced to Amazi-Girl when she rescued him from some jocks. Later, he didn't realize he was [[spoiler: being used by Blaine in order to lure Amber out of the campus, and downright became a hostage once Blaine showed his true colors and restrained him physically.]]
-->'''Joe:''' Dude, what are you even getting yourself ''into'' out there?
* HasAType: After being dumped by Dorothy, he immediately goes for Amber. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/composited/ Lampshades were hung.]]
* NiceGuy: Deep down he has a kind personality and truly wants to help others. Sadly, most of his attempts at helping are ineffective or backfire horribly. He confides to Sal that he feels useless, and wants to help her because her math problems are simple for him to solve. As he puts it:
-->'''Danny:''' I've spent the last few days feeling useless, and so I'd really be grateful just for a chance to solve a problem for somebody.
* ThePowerOfLove: Subverted.
* RescueRomance: His relationship with Amazi-Girl started as a result of this.
* SatelliteLoveInterest: Discussed. Dorothy dumps him because she's afraid he's going to turn himself into her SatelliteCharacter.
* SitcomArchNemesis: Has a one sided version of this with Walky.
* TwoPersonLoveTriangle: With Amber / Amazi-Girl.
%%* WillNotTellALie


!!Dina Saruyama
->"Do others see me as...strange?"

Amber's roommate, Dina is an expert on all things dinosaurs. Her knowledge about human behavior, on the other hand...
* {{Adorkable}}: All the time. But [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/theraptor some times more than others]].
* AmbiguousDisorder: Many fans have speculated that Dina could be on the Autism spectrum. Willis own ShrugOfGod on this hasn't exactly helped.
* AscendedExtra: She's seen in the background of a number of panels before she's formally introduced. Readers of ''It's Walky'' picked her out immediately, of course, but to newcomers she would seem to have evolved out of the woodwork.
* BeneathNotice: Often finds herself trapped between the door and the wall of the room she shares with Amber.
* BerserkButton: For as angry as she can get, anyway. Just don't question the existence or nature of dinosaurs around her. And deny the Theory of Evolution.
* CrazyPrepared: She carries a rubber ring in her backpack.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: She is incredibly fonds of dinosaurs, up to the point of wearing a dinosaur hat, and is very knowledgeable about them. Also, ''RAWR''.
* IconicItem: Her NiceHat. {{Defictionalized}}.
* MeaningfulName: '''''Dina Sar'''''uyama. [[WordOfGod Oddly enough,]] [[NoPronunciationGuide it is pronounced DEE-na.]]
* NoSocialSkills
-->'''Dina:''' I've never been able to understand people. But dinosaurs are extinct. They're fixed in time, letting me learn about them without them changing constantly before my eyes.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Dina is the same age as the rest of the cast, but about half their size. {{Lampshaded}} when Raidah and her friends think she's a child, and later after she makes friends with Riley.
-->'''Amber:''' Dina, I think she's like ''twelve.''\\
'''Dina:''' I have been deceived!\\
'''Riley:''' Wait, ''you're'' not twelve?\\
'''Dina:''' I see no answer to that which would not tarnish my dignity.
* SecretSecretKeeper: [[spoiler:Knew Amber was Amazi-Girl, somehow.]]
* ShrinkingViolet: She's cripplingly shy. But because this is due to her AmbiguousDisorder-fueled [[NoSocialSkills lack of social skills]], she opens up a bit once she actually starts interacting.
* StealthHiBye: From the perspective of the other characters, anyway. "Blink your eyes and she'll be there."
* TagalongKid: Takes this role in a lot of social groups. By which we mean that the social groups accidentally pick her up and carry her along.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cereal.
* TheQuietOne: Unless you get her talking about dinosaurs. Her parents are also [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/adopt/ laconic.]]
-->'''Sarah:''' If your thanksgivings are this quiet, I'm available for adoption.
%%* UnfazedEveryman
* WeirdnessMagnet: Tends to get dragged along (sometimes literally) by the other characters' plans.


!!Dorothy Keener
->"Incorporating a regulated amount of fun is an important component of mental health!"

Dorothy is a career woman aiming towards Yale and then politics. Too bad real life keeps getting in the way. She rooms with Sierra.
* AmbitionIsEvil: Subverted. Dorothy plans to be President of the United States, and neither the other characters nor the comic itself doesn't judge her for that. (Beyond, y'know, throwing Walky her way to slow her down...)
* DoWrongRight: She warns Walky not to kick his shoe down the corridor, only to be so unimpressed with his attempt she shows him how it's done herself.
* HollywoodAtheist: Downplayed if not flat out averted. She was raised a-religious, and eventually decided that she didn't see a need to believe in a higher power.
* IntrepidReporter: Works for the college newspaper. Covers the Amazi-Girl beat.
* IJustWantToHaveFriends, NotSoAboveItAll: To a much lesser extent than some of the other characters here, but she keeps finding herself distracted from her pre-law studies by, well, having a social life.
* OnlySaneMan: Dorothy is easily the best adjusted of the main cast, if a little uptight about it. Consequently, she's a foil and friend to Joyce.
* TheSouthpaw: Dorothy is left-handed (the similarity to several Presidents is a coincidence).
* UptightLovesWild: Her romance with Walky is a subdued version.
* WeaknessTurnsHerOn: Despite at times being embarrassed by him, Dorothy [[ParentingTheHusband definitely enjoys Walky's juvenile and submissive personality]]. The feeling goes both ways...


!!Ethan Siegel
->"Okay, but we're only going to ask you four more times."

Ethan is a friendly gay (yes really) young man with identity issues. He used to date Amber (again, yes really), and also knew Mike (once more, yes really) in high school.
* ClosetKey: [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/thoughts/ For Danny,]] who's pole-axed by it, having considered himself straight until that point.
* ComingOutStory: Part of this comic's BackStory, since it was an active plotline in ''Shortpacked!'' Evidently it happened at prom. [[TheirFirstTime In a hotel room that he had booked for himself and Amber]].
* DemotedToExtra: Considering in Shortpacked he was the main protagonist for a long time, his character has taken a step back in Dumbing of Age, and is more of a recurring character without much going on besides his connection to Amber and Joyce.
* {{Gayngst}}: Oh boy... Things were not easy when he came out of the closet, and his parents didn't really react well when they learned, especially his mother who went as far as saying some very cruel things to her own son. His sexuality also strained his relationship with Amber, who became the catalyst for his mother's anger when she was defending him at the time.
* IncompatibleOrientation: To Amber, and then Joyce (who he went out with anyway because they are both uncomfortable with their own sexuality and have a strong emotional connection).
* JewishAndNerdy: He mentions having a hard time fitting in ''before'' coming out due to this.
* LanternJawOfJustice: Danny has been very complimentary about his chin.
* NiceGuy: See the above quote for an example of his general patience with people he knows. When Amber tells him [[spoiler: that the girl who held a knife to his throat is at their school, he points out she's almost certainly a different person by now and is more worried about Amber doing something rash. Good call...]]
* NiceJewishBoy: Part of the reason Joyce dates him.
* SheIsAllGrownUp: Amber mentions that he turned "suddenly hot" at 16.
* StraightGay: One of the reasons he tries to reject his homosexuality is the idea that being gay swallowing up his identity as his sole defining trait, rather than any of his nerdy hobbies.
* TallDarkAndHandsome: He's one of the taller characters, and looks like (in Danny's words) "the love-child of Jake Gyllenhaal and Nightwing".


!!Joe Rosenthal
->"Hey, do you subscribe to my 'do' list's RSS feed?"

Joe is the ultimate ladies' man, with that being first on his mind... and not much else. He's Danny's roommate.
* BrutalHonesty:
-->'''Joe:''' You know I've never been the sort of friend who'd say, "Aw naw, dawg, you're totally strong enough," right?
-->'''Danny:''' I live in a lot of fantasies.
* CarpetOfVirility: Gaston-level chest hair.
* TheCasanova: A trait he shares with his Walkyverse counterpart's earlier days. This time, though, there's a bit of compulsiveness to it -- his date with Joyce went badly in part because he couldn't keep his eyes on her.
* CrazyPrepared: He always carries an extra sock to hang on a doorknob.
* EthicalSlut:
** A lot less pushy than his mainverse counterpart was at that age. Case in point, [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/harness/ he actually does understand when no means no.]]
** He actually has [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/casualbang/ a list]] of times when it's not appropriate to hit on a girl.
* FreudianExcuse: He never justifies his own actions with this, but his parents had a messy divorce and his father is ''also'' TheCasanova. (Or, as WordOfGod puts it, Joe's Dad is basically Roomies-era Joe.)
* GeniusDitz: Knows a ''lot'' about the opposite sex. Not as knowledgeable about much else.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: "...Now make out. Make ''out'', dammit."
-->'''Walky:''' Has that ''ever'' worked?
-->'''Joe:''' Once, on a TV show.
* HiddenDepths:
** As shown in interactions with Joyce, Walky and Danny, Joe is very capable of being the OnlySaneMan and calling people on their stupidity... He just usually isn't willing to be. At least in Joyce's case it seems to have stuck.
** Upon discovering Walky thinks that [[AllWomenLoveShoes only women can own more than one pair of shoes]], he promptly shuts him down. (Granted, Joe was a little too hungover at the time to simply ignore Walky.)
-->'''Joe:''' If your manhood is so fragile that you gotta depend on following dumb little rules you made up, I'd keep it to your damn self.
* InformedJudaism: He is Jewish but doesn't seem to be practicing. When Danny points out that he never goes to temple, Joe claims it's all downhill once you hit thirteen. "You can't get your grandparents' life savings more than once."
* ItsAllAboutMe: He can be rather selfish at times.
* PersonAsVerb: He likes turning peoples' names into verbs, most obviously Danny's.
* ReallyGetsAround: "What kind of threesome did I have last night?"
* ShirtlessScene: Danny wishes Joe was less comfortable walking around their room in his underwear.
* TheSouthpaw: He's left handed according to WordOfGod.


!!Joyce Brown
->"I think we should give everybody a chance before we write them off. Even the bad people. I admit sometimes I'm not very good at it, but I feel I at least need to try."

The closest to a protagonist in this comic, Joyce is a naive home-schooled young woman about to get the culture shock(s) of her life. She ends up rooming with Sarah.
* {{Adorkable}}: She tries very hard to make friends and can be incredibly cute (and awkward) because of her naivety and upbringing.
* AllLovingHeroine: What prevents her Christian fundamentalist ideology from making her unlikable. She may believe that all her friends are going to hell and that homosexuality can be fixed, but she loves and cares about them enough to accept her friends as they are and believe the best of everyone.
* AmbiguouslyBi: Is a bit obsessed with Sal (especially her haiiiiiir), and is clingy with Dorothy, and Billie to a lesser extent.
** It seems that as of [[spoiler: Becky's ComingOutStory]], the above are all platonic girl-crushes. Romantically and sexually, she's straight.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: She finds the thought of [[PlatonicLifePartners life long best friends]], like Walky and Billie, falling in love with each other incredibly romantic. Three months later in real world time, or a few hours in comic time, [[spoiler: Becky confesses to her.]]
* TheBeard: Was Ethan's, although she was aware of it and the two agreed to a rather ill-advised "relationship". However, after [[spoiler: Becky's ComingOutStory, Joyce broke up with Ethan in [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/goodbyemyfriend/ "Goodbye, my friend."]]]]
* BerserkButton: The fact that AllMenArePerverts.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: When drugged and being threatened with sexual violence... She TurnsRed.
* BreakTheCutie: A very slow version,[[note]] well, since very little time has gone by in the comic, perhaps not that slow[[/note]] to the point of Trope Aversion. The world keeps sending Joyce difficult problems she is very ill-equipped to deal with, and she surprises her friends by not letting it break her. That said, only Ethan is fully aware of how much Joyce's life not going the way she thought it would is hurting her.
* ClingyJealousGirl: Joyce started [[HoYay having overtones of this]] when Dorothy began dating Walky, something that has not gone [[ShipTease unnoticed by the fans.]] Or [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/halfway/ by Walky]].
* ClosetKey: [[spoiler: For Becky]]
* CloudCuckoolander: Despite being the best-socialized member of her home-school group. Or, uh, perhaps ''because'' she's the best-socialized member of her home-school group. She at least isn't one of the "NoSocialSkills" characters.
* DissonantSerenity: She frequently mentions the more disturbing parts of her fundamentalist worldview in the same cheery, sunny tone as everything else.
-->'''Walky:''' I'm startin' to think your superpower is being able to say the scariest, most messed-up crap while somehow thinkin' it sounds fantastic.
* DressesTheSame: [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/sierra/ Here.]]
-->'''Dorothy:''' I'm going to go change.\\
'''Joyce''' No no no this is ''awesome.''
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Her best friend Becky's last words to her she heads out with Joyce's parents: "[[StaticCharacter Just don't let anyone change you, okay?]]"
* TheFundamentalist: Averted, and more so with time. Subscribes to quite strict interpretations of Literature/TheBible, but obviously tries to err on the side of inclusion and friendship.
-->"That's what the Son of God says. ''He'' is my higher authority, my ''moral foundation.''"
* GiveMeASign: Feeling insecure about her "relationship" with Ethan compared to those she sees around her, Joyce asks God for some kind of sign. Becky, her lifelong best friend, promptly turns up...[[spoiler: and confesses that she's in love with her.]]
* GoshDangItToHeck: She doesn't swear. Ever.
** From a later [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/harness/ strip]], Joyce tries to tell Joe off:
-->'''Joyce:''' It'd better be, or I will fudge you up so dang hard everyone'll call you 'poopieface' 'cuz your head'll be stuffed up your own a-hole!
-->'''Joyce:''' ...you all know what I meant.
* IJustWantToHaveFriends, IJustWantToBeLoved: Throwing herself into the college social scene with abandon.
* IncompatibleOrientation: With her former boyfriend Ethan. Although now they both know it and were together anyway because they are both uncomfortable with their own sexuality. [[spoiler: Joyce has since ended it after a whirlwind of character development, culminating in her realizing that the relationship was wrong.]]
** {{Irony}} strikes when [[spoiler: Becky]] confesses to Joyce and even kisses her.
* InformedAbility: It's not clear what her being the "best-socialized" in her homeschool group actually means, but it's why Joyce was able to go a regular (well, ''secular'') university. When we finally see her friend Becky (who was sent to a Christian college) for a decent length of time, she seems much better socialized.
* InnocentBigot: Like the best examples of the trope, when others call her on her UnfortunateImplications, she ''listens'' and [[CharacterDevelopment tries to adjust herself]].
** That quote above? It's when she defies her parents, who are trying to get her to abolish her friendship with the atheist Dorothy. Joyce exhibits both the frustrating ''and'' the inspirational qualities of devout Christianity, and for that reason audiences don't always know what to make of her. (The key to understanding her is that she's plainly more "innocent" than "bigot", and is aware of it.)
* InnocentBlueEyes: Joyce has colored eyes in a world where almost everyone else has black dots instead. (The other exceptions are her own father, from whom she clearly inherited them, Jocelyne, and Ruth.)
* InUniverseNickname: "Pre-marital hanky-panky" for, you know, fornication. Shared with her mainline-universe counterpart. (Plural? "[[WordOfGod Pre-marital hankies-panky]]"!)
* MoralityPet: To Sarah and Sal.
* OddFriendship: Has quite a lot of them, reminiscent of her role as TheHeart in ''It's Walky!'' It also makes her the closest thing ''[=DoA=]'' has to a main character.
* ThePollyanna: See the character quote. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/rollcall/ Sal lampshades it]].
* SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny:
** [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/06-strange-beerfellows/know-2/ No, seriously]]. Combines with the DateRapeAverted to create a ParalyzingFearOfSexuality--not to mention a NightmareSequence.
** And to repeat: she's ''still'' more stable than her mainline-canon version. In her first chronological appearance [[http://www.bringbackroomies.com/comic/college-ho-page-4/ in Roomies!]], she freaks out at the sight of the [[http://www.bloomingpedia.org/wiki/Showalter_Fountain Showalter Fountain]]. Here in [=DoA=] she [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/stupid/ walks by it without even an eyelid twitch]]. (She later explains to Becky that she's suppressing her reaction, in this specific case.)
** Willis lampshaded the MindScrew with a poll about Joyce's dream in which the only possible response was a FlatWhat Not that any other choices were really necessary.
* SheCleansUpNicely: Willis gives her the widest variety in clothing styles, as she tries out new things. They're still all ''really'' conservative, but even Joe reacted to her [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/dress/ yellow dress]].
* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Is explicitly attending college to get her MRSDegree. All indications are that she has since backed off from this, though how much the good and bad experiences she's had so far have influenced this is unclear.
* ToBeLawfulorGood: Struggles with having to choose between her friends and her religion, and she makes it clear she'll choose "good" every time.


!!Mike Warner
->"Because I paid your mom a nickel."

Defining the "Sadistic Good" alignment, Mike revels in butting in to help his fellow students with their problems in the most cruel, painful, personally devastating ways possible. He's sharing a room with Walky.
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: Delivers a ''brutal'' one to [[spoiler:Amber]].
-->'''Mike:''' [[spoiler:If you really are doomed to follow your parents' pattern, and you're never the one picking the jerks... which of them does that make you]]?
* CheatedAngle: The AltText doesn't think he's in a position to mock Ethan's hair, as his isn't even three-dimensional.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: The reason Ethan chose not to room with him.
* {{Jerkass}}: Everyone else's character bio goes into some detail on their outlook, history and relationships. Mike's just says he's an asshole and Walky's room-mate.
-->'''Walky:''' Look, shut up, I'm ''freakin' out'' here. Just be helpful for once.
-->'''Mike:''' Pass.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: While he still goes out of his way to say things in the most negative way possible, he is far more involved in the emotional affairs of other characters, and his compassion plainer to see.
* LighterAndSofter: In comparison to his Walkyverse counterpart, this version of him goes ''much'' easier on people and doesn't try for RefugeInAudacity.
* ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules: Given the choice between money and the chance to punch people, he picks the latter.
* SinkOrSwimMentor[=/=]StealthMentor: This appears to be Mike's modus operandi in this universe -- rather than just him being a straight up {{Jerkass}}, his behaviour seems to be more a subtle way to get people to realize their failings and act on improving them.
* ToughLove: His personal code.


!!Ruth Lessick
->"Time for 'random' drug searches."

Ruth is one of the dorm's [=RAs=]. Despite this, she breaks quite a few school rules herself.
* AbusiveParents: [[spoiler: Her parents are dead, but her grandfather abuses her over the phone and she calls college an "escape".]]
* TheAlcoholic: [[spoiler:In an especially vicious cycle, considering her past.]]
* BiTheWay: [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/95344543812/i-posted-this-back-on-bi-visibility-day-knowing According to]] WordOfGod.
* CanadaEh: She's a little bitter about having to move.
-->'''Billie:''' Aren't you people supposed to be nice?
-->'''Ruth:''' May I please punch your sternum?
* DarkAndTroubledPast: [[spoiler:Her parents died in a car accident, because of a drunk driver. The fact that she became an alcoholic doesn't sit well for her at all because of that]].
* DrowningMySorrows: Ruth got into drinking as an escape regarding [[spoiler:her parent's death by drunk driver.]]
* LovingBully: [[spoiler: Deconstructed. She lashed out at Billie because she couldn't deal with being attracted to a former drunk driver and fellow alcoholic.]]
* MasterOfTheMixedMessage: "Do I send any other kind?"
* MeaningfulName:
-->'''Dina:''' Ruth Lessick? Is that why you nicknamed her "Ruthless?"\\
'''Mandy:''' Sshh I want to [[CallBack keep my femurs]]!
* MoodSwinger
-->'''Walky:''' Your unpredictable mood changes are frightening an' disorienting.
-->'''Ruth:''' Awww, thanks for noticing.
* HiddenDepths: [[spoiler: Harassing Billie turns out to be an outlet for her own self-loathing and a host of other deep psychological issues.]]
* ParentalAbandonment: [[spoiler: Her parents were killed by a drunk driver.]]
* PetTheDog: Shortly after threatening to tear out people's femurs and flipping Billie into a couch, she helped Dorothy figure out what to do about Danny. She also offered to dump him ''for'' her. "Oh God, please let me do it."
* NotSoDifferent: To Billie, an alcoholic girl with absent parents and a willingness to use force to get her way.
* OddFriendship: With Billie.
* RefugeInAudacity: How she gets away with her over-the-top threats and occasionally abusive behaviour.
* RelationshipUpgrade: [[spoiler: With Billie, or so it appears.]]
** [[spoiler: They both know they're [[ToxicFriendInfluence toxic presences,]] that they're struggling alcoholics and they'll probably kill themselves or each other at some point. [[LoveHurts They don't care.]]]]
* SignificantGreenEyedRedhead: Is revealed to be one from [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/trash-ca/ this strip]] onwards.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: In Roomies, she was created for the sole purpose of tragically dying in a car accident. In Dumbing of Age, she has a significantly expanded role, as well as having survived the car accident which has now been established as an event which occurred in the past.
* SuddenlySexuality[=/=]ExperimentedInCollege: Ruth herself isn't sure which it is. She admits to being confused about her sexuality, but wants to prioritize getting a handle on her other issues first.
* TheSouthpaw: Is left-handed according to WordOfGod.
* {{Tsundere}}: [[spoiler: Towards Billie, to the point of being outright abusive.]]
** Deconstructed: [[spoiler: Ruth behaves this way because she has anti-social tendencies and a bad home life. Billie confronts Ruth demanding to know what their relationship is, after weeks of Ruth alternating between (awkward) displays of affection and bullying. When Ruth suddenly kisses her during all of this, she tells her to fuck off and runs away. Billie is very confused and hurt by whatever attraction she does feel. It's still played for comedy, but the situation is acknowledged by Willis as unhealthy and just wrong.]]
* WrestlerInAllOfUs: In "[[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/urrgl/ Urrgl]]", she ''[[SuplexFinisher suplexes]]'' Blaine. It's just a shame it wasn't more permanent.


!!Sally "Sal" Walkerton
->"Did ah say 'uptight'? Ah think ah meant 'nuts'."

Walky's twin sister, a rebel with a distinct southern accent. She spent some time in a private school, but it seems to have only made her worse. "Shares" a room with Billie.
* AmbiguouslyBrown: Half African-American father, Caucasian mother.
-->'''Joyce:''' I...I've been trying to determine if it's rude to ask what, um, ''flavor'' of human you two are.\\
'''Walky:''' Well, my ''sister'' is black, but ''I'm'' generically beige.
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: After Walky admits he hasn't been a good brother in the past. There are limits, though.
-->'''Sal:''' "We ain't never been a huggin' family, huh?"
* BerserkButton: Shows complete disinterest in a fight with Amazi-Girl until she hurts Malaya, at which point Marcie has to prevent Sal from tearing her apart.
* CombatPragmatist: Played with: When Amazi-Girl challenges her to a fight, [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/comeatme/ she just has her friends dog pile her]]. Though after she's restrained, Sal opts to leave rather than actually beat her up.
* ConspicuousGloves: Sal always wears her distinctive gloves, even when ''sleeping in the nude.''
** [[spoiler: She wears them to hide the knife wound on one of her hands, given to her by Amber.]]
* CoolBike: Owns a pretty cool motorcycle.
* CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority: She's very anti-authoritarian and, in her own words, doesn't like "organized anything."
-->'''Sal:''' But the whole reason ah do things my own way is 'cuz I don't wanna learn no friggin' rules.\\
'''Danny:''' Aw, learning the rules can be fun!\\
'''Sal:''' That's a funny joke.
* DaddysGirl: Perhaps by default. Her father makes a point of hugging and complimenting her on Parent's weekend while her mother is too obsessed with the idea of her brother actually having a girlfriend to even acknowledge Sal's presence.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Held up two convenience stores as a teenager, and was sent away to a Catholic boarding school in Tennessee. Walky claims he has barely spoken to her in five years.
* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: Well, at least Joyce and Billie do.
-->'''Mike:''' For ''her'', right? You'd be a lesbian for her. I mean, ''c'mon.''\\
'''Joyce:''' Oh, if only. I-it'd be nice, in theory, if I didn't have to deal with any parts below the neck.
* ExpressiveHair: Her natural curls reassert themselves when she is shocked by a bad grade.
** ExpositoryHairstyleChange: she keeps the curls for Parent's Weekend, only to have her Dad tell her he likes the way it looks when it's straightened. (Sal takes this as an implied criticism, though he's probably trying to be supportive.) So she "murders the curls" again and claims to prefer it that way, though that is undercut by her expression when she examines the results in a mirror afterwards.
* HiddenDepths: Sal is fluent in [[SignedLanguage American Sign Language]] thanks to her lifelong friendship with Marcie.
* InternalizedCategorism: Is convinced their parents favored Walky because he looks more white and straightens her hair to look less black. Seems to have some self-image issues besides this. (This explains why she's not close to Joyce, who is clearly in awe of her - or rather, the image she cultivates.)
* ImpaledPalm: [[spoiler: After the convenience store holdup, Amber drove a knife through her hand. This is presumably why she always wears gloves.]]
* MixedAncestry: Half African-American father, Caucasian mother.
* MsFanservice: Sal looks good in pretty much anything she wears, sleeps mostly nude, and is willing to screw on a whim. She has easily won all polls for "Hottest DoA Character" and most characters first reaction to her is slack-jawed awe.
* PolarOppositeTwins: With Walky.
* RapunzelHair: And Joyce likes it a little ''too'' much. Played with later when Walky reveals that Sal expends a lot of time, money and effort to "murder the curls" out if it and Sal implies (in a wordless BeatPanel) that she wishes she got the same attention when it is natural.
* SiblingRivalry: With Walky, for their parents' attention.
* StealthHiBye: Prefers windows to doors, a trait she shares with her mainline-canon counterpart.
* TeacherStudentRomance: Screws her TA (Jason) hoping to improve her Math grade, and when that doesn't work screws him again to show him how angry she is. And then a few more times after that...
* StrongFamilyResemblance: With Walky, though it's much less apparent when her hair is natural.
* TheSouthpaw: Is left handed according to WordOfGod.
* TheUnfavorite: And extremely irked that her brother still refuses to acknowledge it.
** She refuses to drop her math class because she doesn't want another lecture from her parents about how she's a failure.
** Willis has more-or-less stated on his tumblr that Sal's attempts to rob stores without any kind of mask and using only a knife was due to ''wanting'' to be caught and found out by her parents, so they'd finally pay attention to her.
** Sal is even brings this up when acknowledging Walky & Billie's LikeBrotherAndSister relationship.
-->'''Billie''': "Hell, sometimes I accidentally call ''your'' parents 'mom and dad'."
-->'''Sal''': "Glad they got at least ''one'' daughter they like."


!!Sarah Clinton
->"Yeah, I'm gonna keep ten paces behind you."

A bitter [[DarkAndTroubledPast (for very complicated reasons)]] sophomore, who ends up rooming with Joyce.
* {{Badass}}: [[DateRapeAverted Stops]] [[{{Jerkass}} Ryan]] from date-raping Joyce, with a ''baseball bat.''
-->'''Joyce:''' S-sarah, you came to save me! [...] God sent you after me!\\
'''Sarah:''' Yeah, the '''[[CurbStompBattle Old Testament]]''' God.
* BeingGoodSucks: See IDidWhatIHadToDo.
* BigSisterInstinct: With Joyce.
* BrokenBird: See DarkAndTroubledPast for more details. Is gradually recovering, thanks to Joyce's influence and friendship.
* CynicismCatalyst[=/=]DarkAndTroubledPast: Got her very popular freshman-year roommate [[SecondhandStorytelling Dana]] pulled out of school after she went on a [[MissingMom death-of-mother]]-fueled drug binge, endangering both her health and Sarah's ability to maintain her scholarships.
** IDidWhatIHadToDo: And it should be pointed out that, by and large, the fandom is on her side here. But since Dana was a StepfordSmiler and none of her friends caught on, ''they'' all consider Sarah to have crossed the MoralEventHorizon.
* HiddenHeartOfGold: At the end of [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/sisters-2/ Book 1]], Sarah confesses to actually caring about Joyce under her prickly demeanor.
* InsultBackfire: [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/justice/ Here.]]
-->'''Danny:''' Geez, Sarah, you're even pissier than I am.\\
'''Sarah:''' Thank you.
* IResembleThatRemark
-->'''Joyce:''' She speaks entirely in sarcasm.\\
'''Sarah:''' Oh, ''right'', that's ''all'' I do.
* JadeColoredGlasses
-->'''Sarah:''' So you already know I'm a '''[[BoldInflation bitchy killjoy misanthrope]].'''
* JerkAss -> DefrostingIceQueen -> JerkWithAHeartOfGold
** Comes across as cold and aloof at first, but after some CharacterDevelopment (as well as revelations about what happened her freshman year), she shows her HiddenHeartOfGold by showing that she really does care about Joyce. Since then, she's ''gradually'' become more willing to come out of her shell.
* JerkassFacade: Implied. She seems to have a habit of pushing people out, and she doesn't like admitting that she cares about certain people. For instance, [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/sisters-2/ she only admits that she cares about Joyce when Joyce is still under the influence of the date rape drug since she wouldn't remember what Sarah told her in the morning.]] (For the record, Joyce is aware that she's this after their first week or so together, and makes an effort to include her.)
* NotAMorningPerson: She'd like to bottle Joyce's "morning-person-ness"... and [[HurlItIntoTheSun fire it into the Sun.]]
* NotSoAboveItAll: She's [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/vouch/ had]] [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/company/ the occasional]] NotSoDifferent moment from ''Walky''.


!!David "Walky" Walkerton
->"He who's tired of fast food is tired of life!"

A very juvenile young man, who may or may not be smarter than he looks. Sal is his twin sister. He rooms with Mike.
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Is a very firm believer that only girls own more than one pair of shoes, and that any man who does so is less of a man because of it. Even Joe thinks this is ridiculous.
* AmbiguouslyBrown: Like his sister, he has a half African-American father and a Caucasian mother.
-->'''Joyce:''' I...I've been trying to determine if it's rude to ask what, um, ''flavor'' of human you two are.\\
'''Walky:''' Well, my ''sister'' is black, but ''I'm'' generically beige.
* BeautifulAllAlong: Joyce is impressed by what she sees during his ShirtlessScene.
* BrilliantButLazy: has never had to work hard to get top grades at school. Case in point: while Sal has to work to get her Math grade up and is quietly pleased with a 76, Walky casually gets an 85.
* CloudCuckoolander: Avoiding all grownup responsibilities appears to be his goal.
* DeadpanSnarker: Shows up sometimes, like when Dorothy freaks out about missing classes.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You know who missed classes? James Buchanan. He skipped his classes and the union dissolved.
-->'''Walky:''' Some would say it was really over the ownership of human beings, but I think you're on to somethin' there.
* DemotedToExtra: Emphasis on the "demoted", since his mainline counterpart was the star of a good ten years of continuity, whereas he gets third billing--if that--here at college.
* ExpressiveHair: Just like Sal, when he gets a bad grade his hair [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/congrats/ instantly poofs up]].
* GeekyTurnOn: Dorothy's love of the ''Dexter & Monkey Master'' cartoon acts as this on him.
* HeManWomanHater: Early on ("I HATE PRETTY THINGS!") Current-Walky wishes he could go back in time and punch himself.
* HollywoodAtheist: Unlike Dorothy, Walky is much more outspoken and much less tactful around Joyce about his lack of faith, and blatantly tries to mock and insult her for it. This is more to show his own immature childishness than anything.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Mainly because his way of dealing with harsh things is to be as immature as possible, but he does care about his friends. His relationships with Joyce, Billie and Sal are pretty good proof of that.
* LaserGuidedKarma:
** After all his jokes about Joyce's favourite show, he's horrified to discover ''he was in it.''
** Happens again when his BrilliantButLazy approach to grades [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/congrats/ finally catches up to him]] and he gets an abysmal ''26'' while Sal actually manages an 83. His reaction is to promptly EatTheEvidence.
* LikeBrotherAndSister: With Billie. He's actually closer to her than he is to his twin sister Sal.
* LoveMakesYouDumb: {{invoked}} [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/dexter/ here]]. Early on in the series it was a running gag for Walky to have some variant of that face whenever Dorothy was in the same room.
* ManChild: He likes cartoons, junk food, ''Power Rangers'' and pyjama-jeans.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Um, Leslie, a boy just threw a toy at my head.\\
'''Leslie:''' It's probably because he likes you.\\
'''Walky:''' ''[{{crush blush}}]''
* MixedAncestry: Like his sister, he has a half African-American father and a Caucasian mother. However, despite them both having the exact same skin tone, he jokes that she's black and he's "generically beige", perhaps because of her accent and his naturally straighter hair.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Despite being a lazy, childish, dork who sleeps in and watches cartoons all day instead of studying, he gets ''great'' grades.
* OddFriendship: With Joyce. It's also of the oddest ones she's developed because on the surface they have nothing in common, and deep down they... still have nothing in common. The basis of their friendship, at this point, is simply that they have the same lunch gap between the same two classes. This is particularly amusing because in mainline continuity, they're THE OfficialCouple. At least now they have ''Dexter And Monkey Master'' fandom to bond over.
* OldShame: Walky's stint as a child actor on ''Himmel the Humming Hymnal'', both because it's embarrassing (besides being the sort of show he vehemently dislikes, Joyce ''may'' have been crushing on some of them...) and because of his belated realization that it confirms the ParentalFavoritism he'd just been vehemently denying to Sal. [invoked]
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Except to his family, of course, since they're all Walkertons. Sal makes a point of addressing him only as "bro" or, when the circumstances require, "David".
* ParentingTheHusband: Although unmarried, Walky [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/moms/ invoked this trope when he temporarily broke up with Dorothy]]. But despite his resentment early on, Walky [[ManChild doesn't really want to "grow up"]] and likes how dominant Dorothy is in the relationship...
* PolarOppositeTwins: With Sal, so much that it's not clear everyone (other than childhood friends Marcie and Billie, who presumably know) has even realized that they are twins.
* SnarkBall: Even Walky can be snarky when someone (usually Joyce) gives him the opportunity.
* WrongGenreSavvy: He assumes Amazi-Girl secretly works at the school newspaper [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/reporter/ like Clark Kent.]]

!!Secondary Characters


!!Alice Chen

Billie's best friend and ex-girlfriend in high school, who decided to break ties with her over her self-destructive behavior.

* TheCheerleader: Although she doesn't appear to be clinging to that old high school identity as hard as Billie.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Gives one to Billie regarding her past behavior in high school. [[spoiler:An especially unfortunately timed one, as Billie cheered up and ''relapsed'' into her old identity upon meeting her, which prompted Alice to do this.]]


[[folder: Carla]]
!!Carla Rutten

A single-room sophomore and part of Sal's new "posse". Carla wants people to know she exists; wanting them to ''like'' her is another matter.

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Initially declares the activities of the whiteboard ding-dong bandit to be a hate crime, but once it's clear that it struck everyone and just not her, she thinks its hilarious.
* {{Asexuality}}: Ace homoromantic trans woman (as opposed to a trans-chassis RobotGirl).
* DecompositeCharacter: In a sense. Ultra Car is an in-universe cartoon character, who Carla has patterned herself on.
* FingerlessGloves: She skates a lot, and the gloves stay on.
* FlippingTheBird: She does this a lot.
* SignificantAnagram: Ultra Car...ten? Net?
* {{Transgender}}: Carla is a DMAB[[note]]Designated Male At Birth - born male, isn't one now[[/note]] trans woman, according to WordOfGod.


The sex-starved editor of the school newspaper.
* DaEditor: She's professional enough to be exasperated with Billie, but tends to prioritize "titillation" (her own).
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Definitely believes in this and is constantly looking for it.
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Apparently it's been a while; she references this with varying degrees of subtlety all the time.


[[folder: Jacob]]
!!Jacob Williams

Ethan's roommate, Joe's new main man and Sarah's pre-law classmate (and lust object).

* ChickMagnet: Roz has been 'sniffing' around him for a while and Sarah goes almost non-verbal when they first meet.
* DeadpanSnarker
-->'''Walky:''' I came as soon as I heard ''Dexter & Monkey Master.''
-->'''Jacob:''' I bet you did.
* MrFanservice: [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/temptation/ Introduced]] working out while shirtless (which kicked off the "Sexiest Man" poll). This, uh, makes things difficult for Ethan.


!!Jason Chesterfield

The TA of one of the freshmen classes.

* BritishStuffiness: Complete with bowtie, sweater and overly-prim vocabulary.
* CultureClash: Is clearly having some trouble aligning himself with the needs of his students, and this seems to be the cause.
* FishOutOfWater: Comes off as out of his element at anything that's not TA-ing.
* SmartPeopleSpeakTheQueensEnglish: When Sal asks him what his accent is, he claims ''he'' doesn't have an accent, and he's the only one speaking ''real'' English.
* TeacherStudentRomance: Sal seduces him in an effort to get her grades up. This is only so surprising, as their attraction to each other was one of the only stable elements of mainline canon.


!!Leslie Bean

The lesbian teacher of the freshmen gender studies class.
* CoolTeacher: She is friendly and understanding with her students, even the ones who disagree with everything she believes (Joyce) or are shameless mansluts (Joe).
** She's also demonstrated that she will not tolerate people attacking each other or injecting unnecessary drama into her class, and asks, or rather, orders Roz to leave when she starts harassing Joyce.
* FirstNameBasis: One of the first things she tells her class is to call her Leslie.



!! Malaya Eugenio

A roller-derby skater who hangs out with Sal and Marcie.

* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Sal and Marcie aren't sure why they let Malaya hang around them. That doesn't mean Sal won't stick up for her against vigilantes, however...
* HiddenDepths: She follows through on Sal's suggestion that she just learn sign language, much to Sal's surprise.
* {{Jerkass}}: Like her Walkyverse counterpart, she happens to be kind of a jerk.


!!Marcie Diaz

Sal's closest friend since childhood, Marcie is a mute woman, a skater and one of the few people Sal consistently listens to. If Sal's not in class or her room, she's probably hanging out with Marcie somewhere.
* BiTheWay: First confirmed by WordOfGod.
* CoolShades: Only ever seen wearing red shades / goggles. (She has apparently always done so.)
* MoralityPet: Marcie tends to reign in Sal's more destructive behavior and at times acts as her conscience.
* UsefulNotes/SignedLanguage: Speaks mainly through sign language, which Sal is capable of understanding.
* SilentSnarker: It's hard not to be snarky when Joyce is around, but she still manages to beat Sal.
* TheSpeechless: She can't talk (though she could when she was younger). Sal's explanation to Malaya is "stuff happens."


!!Mary Bradford

Roz's super-uptight room-mate, whose main personality traits are her "judging you" face and being even more of a fundamentalist than Joyce.

* {{Blackmail}}: [[spoiler: Mary has found out about Billie and Ruth's relationship, and she's not above holding it over Billie, either.]] If it had been anyone else, she probably wouldn't need to be concerned, but...
* FingerTenting: Yeah, she's evil.
* TheFundamentalist: Joyce is intensely religious, but at least tries to be friendly and understanding of others. Mary doesn't.
* HolierThanThou: "Everyone's done ''something'' wrong."
* {{Jerkass}}: [[http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/95707233037/does-mary-have-any-redeeming-qualities-what-so-ever When asked]] if she had any redeeming features whatsoever, Willis replied "she draws okay." ([[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/pretty/ And has reasonable rates, apparently.]])


!!Congresswoman Robin [=DeSanto=]

Roz's older sister, and the young congresswoman of the local district. Just as crazy as her main universe incarnation.
* BiTheWay: This Robin is a closet case.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Somehow manages to become a congresswoman, despite being [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Robin]].
* GayConservative: Roz immediately notices her attraction to Leslie.
* NoPartyGiven: Played with and nearly averted. It is strongly implied that she ran as a conservative Republican (mostly to curry favor with the redneck vote in her district) but is not actually all that conservative herself, and may in fact have few to no principles at all.
* NotAsYouKnowThem: Her immature personality is mostly the same to her Shortpacked one, but she's preoccupied with forwarding her political career and impressing lobbyists and voter blocs. The result is that this Robin comes off as kind of a gladhanding sleaze.
* PurelyAestheticGlasses: Her eyesight's fine; she only wears glasses to make a good impression.
* TransparentCloset: Her attraction to Leslie is pretty noticeable.


!!Roz [=DeSanto=]
Robin's extremely liberal younger sister, with very strong ideas on sexual freedom.
* DistaffCounterpart: To Joe. (The joke is that they're the same age in this continuity, so they find and sleep with each other in the first week.)
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Handing out prophylactics. Just after having casual sex with Joe (which she made a movie of).
* EthicalSlut: In her own mind.
* TheMatchmaker: Trying to set up Robin and Leslie.
* NotSoDifferent: with her older sister, Congresswoman Robin [=DeSanto=].
* SiblingRivalry: With Robin.
* StrawFeminist: In Leslie's class, when Joyce voices her anger at the church for how they treat gay youths [[spoiler: after everything that's been going on with Becky since she came out as a lesbian]], Roz sees this as an opportunity to attack Joyce over her previous support of the church. She also snipes at Dorothy for previously "enabling" Joyce.
-->'''Roz''': The "church" that forced kids out of their homes and into the streets? That was you. Until today, ''that was you''.
** Roz is also nonplussed that Leslie is adamantly not okay with Roz shaming Joyce in the class. Roz asks if Joyce gets a pass for shouting over and ignoring gay people her whole life, to which Leslie counters "Said the straight girl to the gay girl who's been asking her to shut up for the past five minutes." When called on her hypocrisy, Roz leaves the class.



An old friend of Sarah's--or more specifically, of Sarah's roommate Dana. Hates Sarah for getting Dana removed from school, though they eventually call a cease-fire.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Calls out Char for mocking Dina for her (perceived) mental retardation.
* {{Jerkass}}: She may draw the line at "retarded", but she still calls Dinah "mentally-challenged" to her face and talks down to her like a small child. That's not going into the way she's treated Sarah...
-->'''Dinah:''' Her tone of voice and her posture denotes ''condescension'', correct?
* MyMasterRightOrWrong: Shows UndyingLoyalty to Dana.
* NoPronunciationGuide: Averted. Joyce enunciates "''Rah''-ee-dah" for Billie's benefit.


!!Sierra Snow

One of Joyce's religious friends, and Dorothy's roommate. A bit spacey.
* AlliterativeName: The only one in the cast (so far).
* BareYourMidriff: Most of her shirts.
* CloudCuckoolander: Of the "space cadet" variety, contrasting with her roommate Dorothy.
* DoesNotLikeShoes: Although [[BehindTheBlack no-one noticed]] until she mentioned how a church carpet felt on her feet. When questioned, Sierra figures she hasn't worn shoes since sixth grade.
-->"I just don't like shoes. My feet get claustrophobic."
* TheFundamentalist: Completely averted so far (Church of God, if anyone's curious), to the point that she seems to be fine with Dorothy and Walky's pre-marital hanky-panky. Seems to be excited about having a group to go to church with, but clearly disagrees with [[StopHavingFunGuys Mary]] and to some extent Joyce's takes on religion.
* HappilyAdopted: She's adopted and doesn't seem to have a problem with her parents.
* HugeSchoolgirl: [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/carpet/ Is one of the taller girls in the cast]] (without heels!), though no one calls any attention to it. Everyone else seems to be about average height
* PeekABangs: Her defining visual trait. The right side of her face is always covered by her hair. There doesn't seem to be any of the usual symbolism behind it. ([[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/alarm/ This gets a little odd with the art style, sometimes.]])
* RecurringExtra: Essentially her role in the cast, as she has little to no involvement in the plot and no apparent personality flaws to further involve her...
* UnfazedEveryman: ...which also gives her shades of this, aside from her spaciness.

!!Family members and relatives

[[folder:Blaine O'Malley]]
!! Blaine O'Malley

Amber's father, and one of the most despicable characters of the comic. His name seems to allude to legendary Irish pirate queen[[note]]among other, more honorable things[[/note]] Gráinne "Grace" O'Malley: this may be just a coincidence but wouldn't be atypical for David Willis.

* AbusiveParents: Amber was deeply traumatized by him during her childhood.
* ArchnemesisDad: He is more than willing to take the extra step necessary to make his daughter's life miserable. The extra step in question being [[spoiler:kidnapping Danny in order to lure her out of the campus to teach her a lesson]].
* {{Jerkass}}: He cheated on his wife, beat said wife, tried to impose his authority on his daughter by being downright abusive, [[spoiler:kidnapped his daughter's boyfriend in order to use him as leverage over her]], and is definitly not above beating his daughter personally.
* ManipulativeBastard: [[spoiler:Got close to Danny, faking concern for his daughter, in order to lure Amber into a trap]].
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Delivered one to his daughter, many years ago... While completly diminishing the threat represented by someone wielding a weapon:
-->'''Blaine''': So, that was it? Just some stupid punk with a knife. ''A knife''. She took your little friend and you hid in a corner and did nothing. Why am I not surprised.


Amber's stepbrother, who lives with her father.
* CasanovaWannabe: He tries to hit on Dina. He ends up tied up and handed over to Ruth.
* PerpetualSmiler: Just like his Walkyverse counterpart.