[[WMG:"Big City"]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=]

The big-city lawyer brought in as the prosecutor.
[[hardline]]

* SimpleCountryLawyer

[[WMG:Sam Murray]]
->Played by Kevin [=McDonald=]
An incompetent lawyer who spends all his money trying to keep his cat Buttonhole alive
[[hardline]]

[[WMG:Buttonhole]]

Sam Murray's 32-year-old cat
[[hardline]]

* FateWorseThanDeath[=/=]LivingOnBorrowedTime: Buttonhole is barely kept alive by expensive medical procedures and life support equipment.
* ICannotSelfTerminate
* [[spoiler:Talking Animal: He's an ordinary cat who somehow learned to talk.]]
* [[spoiler: NotAfraidToDie]]

[[WMG:Levon Blanchard]]
->Played by Dave Foley
The news producer
[[hardline]]

* TheCynic
* DeadpanSnarker
-->'''Levon:''' Heather, please don't flirt with me. Last time you did it [[NoodleIncident I lost two teeth.]]
* JadeColoredGlasses
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Named for frequent ''TheKidsInTheHall'' director John Blanchard.
* PerpetualFrowner
* SilentSnarker: Just a simple shake of the head....

[[WMG:Larry Bowman]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=]

The mayor and former hockey coach [[spoiler:the killer's first victim and secretly Ricky's father]].
[[hardline]]

* {{Jerkass}}
* [[spoiler:MakeItLookLikeAnAccident: Larry threatens to do this to Ricky to protect his secret.]]
* [[spoiler:PayEvilUntoEvil]]
* SleazyPolitician

[[WMG:Marilyn Bowman]]
->Played by [[AttractiveBentGender Dave Foley]]

The mayor's wife
[[hardline]]

* DrunkWithPower
* [[spoiler:RedHerring: Not the killer.]]
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: This is how Marilyn becomes mayor. She also uses a combination of this and the Judge to bring back the death penalty in Canada and fast-track the execution.
* TheVamp

[[WMG:Rampop Bowman]]
->Played by Landon Reynolds-Trudel

The Bowmans' "special" adopted son
[[hardline]]

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Sees people as cartoon butterflies and butterflies as people.

[[WMG:Dusty Diamond]]
->Played by Scott Thompson

The coroner
[[hardline]]

* CannotSpitItOut: Secretly in love with Larry.
* [[spoiler:MummiesAtTheDinnerTable[=/=]{{Necromantic}}: Digs up Larry and starts dating him.]]
* [[spoiler:TogetherInDeath: Dusty tries this at the end, but discovers their {{Incompatible Orientation}}s.]]

[[WMG:Corrinda Gablechuck]]
->Played by Mark [=McKinney=]

A field reporter, rival of Heather Weather.
[[hardline]]

[[WMG:Crim Hollingsworth]]
->Played by Scott Thompson

* [[spoiler:FakeNationality: Not Ojibwe.]]
* GoingNative: Frequently mentions that he's one-sixteenth Ojibwe.
* [[spoiler:RedHerring: Not the killer.]]

[[WMG:Death]]
->Played by Mark [=McKinney=]

Death.
[[hardline]]

* AnthropomorphicPersonification
* BizarreAlienBiology
* DeathTakesAHoliday: In the backstory.
* DrinkOrder: Owl's blood.
* WeirdnessCensor: Everyone other than Rampop has one of these.

[[WMG:Ricky Jarvis]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=]

Famous hockey player; after losing a tournament, he retired and became a morbidly obese recluse.
[[hardline]]

* BunnyEarsLawyer
* FallenHero
* FatSuit
* TheJudge

[[WMG:Marnie]]
->Played by Kevin [=McDonald=]

Pizza delivery woman [[spoiler:secretly Ricky's mother and the killer]].
[[hardline]]

* ForgetfulJones
* [[spoiler:SympatheticMurderer]]

[[WMG:The Police Officers]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=] and Mark [=McKinney=]
[[hardline]]

* CharacterOverlap: Were recurring characters in ''TheKidsInTheHall''.

[[WMG:Dr. Porterhouse]]
->Played by Dave Foley

The town abortionist
[[hardline]]

* BunnyEarsLawyer
* GoodOldWays
* NoodleImplements
* PlayingAgainstType: Maybe, if you recall Dave Foley's bad doctor from ''TheKidsInTheHall''....
* ShoutOut: Considering his profession, his name's probably a shout out to ''Literature/TheCiderHouseRules''.

[[WMG:Shaye]]
->Played by Kevin [=McDonald=]

The boom mike operator
[[hardline]]

* {{Bishounen}}

[[WMG:Heather Weather]]
->Played by Scott Thompson

The weather girl [[spoiler: and second victim]]

* MeaningfulName: Heather '''Weather''' is a '''weather''' girl, get it?
* [[spoiler: RedHerring: Not the murderer.]]