[[WMG:"Big City"]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=]
The big-city lawyer brought in as the prosecutor.
[[hardline]]
* SimpleCountryLawyer
[[WMG:Sam Murray]]
->Played by Kevin [=McDonald=]
An incompetent lawyer who spends all his money trying to keep his cat Buttonhole alive
[[hardline]]
[[WMG:Buttonhole]]
Sam Murray's 32-year-old cat
[[hardline]]
* FateWorseThanDeath[=/=]LivingOnBorrowedTime: Buttonhole is barely kept alive by expensive medical procedures and life support equipment.
* ICannotSelfTerminate
* [[spoiler:Talking Animal: He's an ordinary cat who somehow learned to talk.]]
* [[spoiler: NotAfraidToDie]]
[[WMG:Levon Blanchard]]
->Played by Dave Foley
The news producer
[[hardline]]
* TheCynic
* DeadpanSnarker
-->'''Levon:''' Heather, please don't flirt with me. Last time you did it [[NoodleIncident I lost two teeth.]]
* JadeColoredGlasses
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Named for frequent ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall'' director John Blanchard.
* PerpetualFrowner
* SilentSnarker: Just a simple shake of the head....
[[WMG:Larry Bowman]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=]
The mayor and former hockey coach [[spoiler:the killer's first victim and secretly Ricky's father]].
[[hardline]]
* {{Jerkass}}
* [[spoiler:MakeItLookLikeAnAccident: Larry threatens to do this to Ricky to protect his secret.]]
* [[spoiler:PayEvilUntoEvil]]
* SleazyPolitician
[[WMG:Marilyn Bowman]]
->Played by [[AttractiveBentGender Dave Foley]]
The mayor's wife
[[hardline]]
* DrunkWithPower
* [[spoiler:RedHerring: Not the killer.]]
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: This is how Marilyn becomes mayor. She also uses a combination of this and the Judge to bring back the death penalty in Canada and fast-track the execution.
* TheVamp
[[WMG:Rampop Bowman]]
->Played by Landon Reynolds-Trudel
The Bowmans' "special" adopted son
[[hardline]]
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Sees people as cartoon butterflies and butterflies as people.
[[WMG:Dusty Diamond]]
->Played by Scott Thompson
The coroner
[[hardline]]
* CannotSpitItOut: Secretly in love with Larry.
* [[spoiler:MummiesAtTheDinnerTable[=/=]{{Necromantic}}: Digs up Larry and starts dating him.]]
* [[spoiler:TogetherInDeath: Dusty tries this at the end, but discovers their {{Incompatible Orientation}}s.]]
[[WMG:Corrinda Gablechuck]]
->Played by Mark [=McKinney=]
A field reporter, rival of Heather Weather.
[[hardline]]
[[WMG:Crim Hollingsworth]]
->Played by Scott Thompson
* [[spoiler:FakeNationality: Not Ojibwe.]]
* GoingNative: Frequently mentions that he's one-sixteenth Ojibwe.
* [[spoiler:RedHerring: Not the killer.]]
[[WMG:Death]]
->Played by Mark [=McKinney=]
Death.
[[hardline]]
* AnthropomorphicPersonification
* BizarreAlienBiology
* DeathTakesAHoliday: In the backstory.
* DrinkOrder: Owl's blood.
* WeirdnessCensor: Everyone other than Rampop has one of these.
[[WMG:Ricky Jarvis]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=]
Famous hockey player; after losing a tournament, he retired and became a morbidly obese recluse.
[[hardline]]
* BunnyEarsLawyer
* FallenHero
* FatSuit
* TheJudge
[[WMG:Marnie]]
->Played by Kevin [=McDonald=]
Pizza delivery woman [[spoiler:secretly Ricky's mother and the killer]].
[[hardline]]
* ForgetfulJones
* [[spoiler:SympatheticMurderer]]
[[WMG:The Police Officers]]
->Played by Bruce [=McCulloch=] and Mark [=McKinney=]
[[hardline]]
* CharacterOverlap: Were recurring characters in ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall''.
[[WMG:Dr. Porterhouse]]
->Played by Dave Foley
The town abortionist
[[hardline]]
* BunnyEarsLawyer
* GoodOldWays
* NoodleImplements
* PlayingAgainstType: Maybe, if you recall Dave Foley's bad doctor from ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall''....
* ShoutOut: Considering his profession, his name's probably a shout out to ''Literature/TheCiderHouseRules''.
[[WMG:Shaye]]
->Played by Kevin [=McDonald=]
The boom mike operator
[[hardline]]
* {{Bishounen}}
[[WMG:Heather Weather]]
->Played by Scott Thompson
The weather girl [[spoiler: and second victim]]
* MeaningfulName: Heather '''Weather''' is a '''weather''' girl, get it?
* [[spoiler: RedHerring: Not the murderer.]]