* What are you doing here? I listed all my tropes on the main page! Yep, I'm so awesome I get my own '''page''', not just a folder!


Aside from moi, my series is a home for lesser known, but still pretty awesome people. Not as awesome as me, of course, but honestly, who is?

[[folder: Blind Al]]


-> '''AKA:''' Althea
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #1

A former secret agent who hangs out with me a lot and tries to give me advice on being a good guy. She may or may not be as crazy as me...

* TheAtoner: Seems like she pushed me in the right direction because she wanted to atone for bad things she did in her past.
* CoolOldLady: She matches wits with yours truly and... sometimes... wins. I love the old hag.
* DarkandTroubledPast: She may or may not have done some nasty stuff when she was with the British Smart guys.
* HandicappedBadass: "Blind" isn't just a nickname.
* LaxativePrank: Oh, I remember the time she pulled that on me...Good times.
* MysteriousPast: Something-something British Intelligence, something-something WWII, something-something [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica a bright young American lad]]...
* ParentalSubstitute: She's like the mother I never had.... except I put ''her'' in time out when she's naughty.
* RaceLift: The movie has a Black Blind Al.
* SoleSurvivor: I got paid to kill her in Zaire, but I decided to kill everyone ''but'' her.
* StockholmSyndrome: She didn't even want to leave when I finally let her go. Not that I asked her.

[[folder: Bob, Agent of HYDRA]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Cable & Deadpool'' #38

My best pal in the whole world who isn't Spider-Man and a former member of that asshole supervillain group ComicBook/{{HYDRA}}. A lot of people say that he's got something called StockholmSyndrome but I don't put much stock in that.

* ActionSurvivor: Despite having no superpowers, no regular powers, and no abilities at all, he somehow survives all the dangerous missions I drag him on.
* ButtMonkey: Life loves to torment the poor guy (but then again, so do I).
* CowardlyLion: He's better at running away than anyone I've ever seen.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: He once killed a symbiote possessed dinosaur singlehandedly. Of course, this was while trying to run for his life.
* TheFaceless: Well, sort of. We saw his face '''once''' and never more.
* {{Fanboy}}: Of me, but then again, who isn't.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Oh come on we're not ''that'' close.
* LawyerFriendlyCameo: In the movie, [[spoiler:I chat with him during a fight scene. However, he works for Francis instead of HYDRA, since HYDRA was off tormenting the Disney-owned Marvel Cinematic Universe.]]
%%* LovableCoward
* PunchClockVillain: When he's on HYDRA's side. [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Of course, such a rule doesn't apply to me]].
* StockholmSyndrome: Supposedly he's attached to me ''because'' of what I put him through but, personally, I don't believe it.

[[folder: Copycat]]


-> '''AKA:''' Vanessa Geraldine Carlysle
-> '''Debut:''' ''New Mutants'' Vol. 1, #98

A mutant merc with shapeshifting powers and my cool ex-girlfriend. She's a real looker if I say so myself.

* ActionGirl: Mutant merc.
* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: blue-skinned, and not any less sexy.
* DroppedABridgeOnHer: [[spoiler:I swear, if I get my hand on that ComicBook/{{Sabretooth}} asshole...]]
* {{Expy}}: Mutant woman with blue skin and shapeshifting power... maybe she is ComicBook/{{Mystique}}'s secret sister?
* NotQuiteDead: [[spoiler: I thought she was dead for a long time. When we finally met back up... well it wasn't nice.]]
* ShapeshiftingSeducer: She can change her form and it's pretty helpful, if you know what I mean.
* {{Yandere}}: I got a message on my machine from Terry, wanting to get together for an exhibit. Nessa heard it and decides to track her down. She disguised herself as me and beat up poor Terry.

[[folder: Deuce the Devil-Dog]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Daredevil'' Vol. 1, #361

A dog that used to be owned by [[{{ComicBook/Daredevil}} Daredevil's]] pal Foggy Nelson. Weasel won him from Foggy in a poker match and now he's Blind Al's guide dog. [[BlatantLies She loves him]].

* TeamPet: I gave him to Blind Al.


[[folder: Doctor Bong]]


-> '''AKA:''' Lester Verde
-> '''Debut:''' ''Howard the Duck'' Vol. 1, #15

A MadScientist supervillain, former archenemy of [[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck some cartoon duck thing]], and my psychiatrist. He's a nice enough guy and really helped through a rough patch, though him being a super crook means that I sometimes have to fight him when I'm helping out the good guys. He wears a cool bell for a helmet that he can hit to make super powerful sound attacks.

* AffablyEvil: For being this evil and crazy scientist guy, he's also pretty nice.
* AnArmAndALeg: His arms are robotic so he doesn't have to worry too much if they get chopped off.
* ArchEnemy: Of Howard the Duck or, at least, he was this.
* FreudianExcuse: He got bullied a lot as a kid ''and'' lost his both his arms.
* MadScientist: He possesses knowledge of genetic engineering advanced. Using this knowledge he has transformed normal animals into sentient, semi-humanoid beings, (somewhat like the High Evolutionary's New Men), created clones, and even transformed a sentient other dimensional duck into a human being.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: [[AvertedTrope You'd think so but nope]]! He's got a solid PhD in psychology. Unfortunately, his first patient during his internship was me!
* TokenEvilTeammate: Of my friends and allies, he's only that is a villain.
* TraumaCongaLine: His childhood wasn't pleasant.

[[folder: Domino]]

-> '''AKA:''' Neena Thurman
-> '''Debut:''' ''X-Force'' Vol. 1, #8

A genetically-engineered freelancer and [[ComicBook/XMen part-time X-Man]] who works with me a lot. She's pretty cool but tends to kick my ass a lot. [[ComicBook/DominoMarvelComics See her page.]]


[[folder: Eleanor Camacho]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #31

My darling daughter. That's right, I'm a daddy! What of it?! I like to keep her away from my more dangerous adventures...which is all of them.

* AffectionateNickname: She's my little Ellie-Belly.
* BadassAdorable: Just look at that face! She also has the X-Gene so she might get mutant powers one day.
* [[BigBrotherBully Big Sister Bully]]: How Warda sees her.
* CallingParentsByTheirName: She used to call me "daddy" and I loved it. But her asshole therapist told her not to consider me a father. She's been calling me "dad" again in the recent ''{{Secret Empire}}'' stories, but according to Deadpool 2099, I become just "Wade" again sometime at some point in the future...
* CheerfulChild: Normally she is...but recently, I haven't done good keeping it that way.
* ChocolateBaby: Anyone got a problem here? Good!
* DaddysGirl: She used to be my biggest fan & loved to hang out with me...but again, times are strained.
* DisappearedDad: I was this to her for a while, but once I learned she was my little girl I've tried to be the best Dadpool I can be. But who knows if i'll be successful.
* EvilParentsWantGoodKids: I'm not quite evil anymore, but i'd be lying if I said I wasn't still a bastard. However, I try to teach Ellie better. She gets into a lot of fights with bullies at her new school, but I would rather she tell a teacher. So far, no luck. On the up side, even as an ass-kicking octogenarian in 2099, she admits to never killing anyone, and I couldn't be happier for that.
* [[ForYourOwnGood For Her Own Good]]: Taking her away from the Prestons. She clearly didn't want to come with me...But it really is for her own good. Now that America is falling apart, I need to be the one she's with so I can keep her safe.
* FutureBadass: Mentioned above, a story sent in the future show she became a awesome ass-kicker and not at all shitty like me. So proud!
* HappilyAdopted: After her mama died a friend of mine in S.H.I.E.L.D. adopted her, and I bought a house next door so I can visit them all the time, and make sure everything's cool.
* HealingFactor: Her mutant ability gives her one, but it takes a lot of trauma to get it to work.
* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: Sadly she has no problem fighting, like I do. She's been expelled from school for beating up kids. It's cool. I'll find her another school.
* ResurrectiveImmortality: [[spoiler:How her HealingFactor works. Rather than regrowing limbs and lost skin over time like me, her mutant ability triggers whenever she would die, just like a butterfly she comes back out of the shell of her former body fully healed, and de-aged down to the age when her X-gene triggered. Caught Warda by surprise.]]
* TheRunaway: [[spoiler: At the end of ''{{ComicBook/Secret Empire}}'', she runs away from home while I was unconscious and trapped in rubble for three days.]]
* [[TheUglyGuysHotDaughter The Ugly Guy's Cute Daughter]]: Needless to say, i'm not the best looking guy around. But Ellie is beautiful. In fact, when Carm first showed her to me, I didn't think such a beautiful kid could be mine.
* WackyParentSeriousChild: She might not be more serious than other kids her age, but she definitely has the wackiest dad around.

[[folder: Emily Preston]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #1

A S.H.I.E.L.D agent that got assigned to me during a outbreak of zombies of famous historical figures (What? It happens). She got killed during the event but good old necromancy saved her spirit and she got put into my mind then S.H.I.E.L.D went all Million Dollar Man and put her into an android body (How cool is that!). She's been an ally of mine ever since and looks after Eleanor in my stead since...you know, I'm not exactly the best parent around.

* BearHug: She has a habit of giving me these, and underestimating her robot strength.
* BlatantLies: I kinda did this to her when she was looking for Coulson, [[spoiler: who I assassinated]]. I just couldn't tell her the truth. She found out anyway and it went over like a fart in a broke-down subway car.
* DyingDeclarationOfHate: [[spoiler: When I am destroying her LMD body, she lets me know that I will burn in Hell for everything I did]]. I could only agree with her.
* FusionDance: She bunked in my mind for a bit after she lost her body. [[spoiler:She does this again with Warda's brain at the end of the 2099 arc to keep her in line.]]
* MamaBear: Loves Ellie like her own child (of which she does have a son) and won't let anything happen to her. A fact she not afraid to threaten me with should some of my lifestyle endanger her.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: She gave me one of these recently [[spoiler: when she found out I killed Coulson.]] She knocked out a few of my teeth, fractured my ribs & sternum and the bone went into my lungs.
* ParentalSubstitute: Toward Ellie being her mother of sorts. Oh sure I contribute too but being a mercenary doesn't exactly make for good parenting.
* ReasonYouSuckSpeech: She gave me one while delivering my [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beatdown]]. She tells me that I am a weak-minded puppet and can't really be trusted.
* ScaryBlackWoman: Oh yes, especially since she's in a robot body. We get to see just how scary when she beat the crap out of me recently and revealed she thought up a way to permanently get rid of me, which she planned to do.
* SpiritAdvisor: In the not too distant future, she still lingering around and pestering me as a spirit. [[spoiler: She eventually becomes Wanda's.]]
* WeCanRebuildHim: Lost her body during our first adventure together and S.H.I.E.L.D gave her a robot one in return. How's that's for health benefits!
* WeUsedToBeFriends: Yeah, uh...[[spoiler: she didn't take kindly to me assassinating Coulson. In fact, she beat me senseless and was going to kill me. So, I destroyed her LMD body and her last words were that I would burn in Hell....]] So, we're through for now...

[[folder: The Great Lakes Avengers]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''The West Coast Avengers'' Vol. 2, #46

A no-name superhero team centered in Wisconsin that I help out sometimes. I was actually a team member for a time though that meant I had to contend with [[SitcomArchNemesis my true archnemesis]], ComicBook/SquirrelGirl. See [[ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers their own page]] for more.


[[folder: My Voice Boxes]]

These two are the voices that reside in my brain ravaged by El Cancer. One them is in yellow box and is AxCrazy and cuckoo as me, the other is in a white box more logical and snarky. I don't have em anymore after the Marvel-verse went through it's umpteeth reboot. But hey we had some good times

* AxCrazy: The yellow box is.
* BadassBaritone: My white box is usually portrayed with a deep voice.
* FusionDance: My yellow box came to life after I got merged with some D-list loser named Madcap.
* RedOniBlueOni: My yellow box would kill the person paying me, but my white box would spare them... then cut their head off.

[[folder: Outlaw]]


-> '''AKA:''' Inez Temple
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #65

A cowgirl-styled merc and a close friend of mine. She's a mutant with super strength and durability and is insanely good with guns. I work with her on a lot of jobs.

* ActionGirl: Between her guns, strength and durability, she's ''almost'' as awesome as me. Really.
* {{Cowgirl}}: Has this as her whole motif complete with thick Texan accent.
* DeadpanSnarker: She almost makes as many jokes as me!
* MsFanservice: That outfit of her's ain't exactly subtle.
%%* ReallyGetsAround
* {{Stripperific}}: Her costume as previously mentioned is barely there.
* SuperStrength: She has some degree of superhuman strength, bu the exact limits of which aren't known. Hey, she can punch through brick walls with ease.

[[folder: Sandi Brandenberg]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Taskmaster'' Vol. 1, #1

My secretary and good friend. She's a sweet one even though she's the ex-girlfriend of that jerkwad {{ComicBook/Taskmaster}}.

* ActionGirl: She usually doesn't fight but when she does she can handle herself.
* BerserkButton: I '''really''' don't like it when people hurt her.
* DomesticAbuse: She suffered this from an ex-boyfriend. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Me and Taskmaster took care of that real quick]].
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* PlatonicLifePartners

[[folder: Shiklah]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic'' #3

An ancient royal succubus and my estranged wife. She was in an arranged marriage to that old bag of bones Dracula but fell in love with me instead. However, things went sour in a big way....

* CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes this in ''Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos''.
* {{Cuckold}}: Uh....yeah. She had numerous other lovers besides me.
* CuteMonsterGirl: A totally hot succubus.
* EvilAllAlong: WordOfGod says she was this. Just because she's a demon, tried to kill me when we first met, cheated on her fiance with me, and was called evil by a Bull & Blade, they think she's always been evil. Pft. [[BlatantLies My Honeybutt is the sweetest thing ever!]] She just wants me to be the killer she married. That's a normal thing to want.
* GirlInABox: In a coffin, but same thing. She was sleeping there for ages till I woke her up. [[spoiler: Revealed in 2099, after being unable to make her change her ways, I put her back in there and shrunk it into a tiny coffin that rests on my heart.]]
* HornyDevils: A succubus that kept me awake through our entire wedding night.
* InterruptedIntimacy: This happens a good bit. Spidey walked in on us doing the do once. Shiklah invited him to watch, but he wasn't interested. On the other hand, I wasn't happy to walk in on her in bed with a wolf man.
* JealousParent: Shiklah is less than happy that I sometimes spend too much time with Ellie, instead of her, and starting our own family. She also doesn't like that I go to protect Ellie, instead of helping fight for her kingdom. But my little girl needs me! She didn't sign up to have me for a father, so I want to protect her from anything my life or enemies would throw at her.
* MarriageOfConvenience: We dig each other a lot, but only got married as a way of cock-blocking Dracula. That's why most people get married, right?
* MsFanservice: She is a beauty succubus and often wears skimpy or semi-transparent outfits.
* ReallyGetsAround: Yes, I know. I'm not the first. [[YourCheatingHeart And I certainly wasn't the last..]]
* ScrewDestiny: She did this by marrying me.
* {{Shapeshifting}}: She can turn into something much bigger and scary looking.
* ShipSinking: May go hand in hand with LoveHurts, since it's those Marvel bastards. WordOfGod says they always planned to break us up from the time we met. I knew God hated me. Anyway, as our marriage wore on, Shiklah got angry because I spent too much time away from home playing hero and visiting my daughter. So, she started cheating on me with numerous other monsters. While pissed, I can't completely blame her, given my neglect. But the last straw for her is when Farcus, a centuries-old senile monster, is killed by some subway bystanders. She used the power of the Sceptre of Manticore to mobilize armies from her kingdom and other places with the intention to annex Manhattan. Say goodbye to my marriage!
* SupernaturalIsPurple: All her magic has purple like principal color (combined with her look...and her monster form).
* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfully, I have an HealingFactor.
* YourCheatingHeart: I caught her in the bed with a WOLFMAN! But I reacted in a very [[BoomHeadshot mature way]] and, with my wife, we had a [[BlatantLies civil discussion]].
** Then she decides to [[spoiler: ''marry Dracula of all people.'' With Mr. Marriage Deleter Mephisto being the priest to marry them. [[CrossesTheLineTwice With Spiderman by me being confused about the whole thing. Talk about a kick to the balls when I married her to protect her from the bastard who killed her brothers!]]]]
*** [[spoiler: Though it doesn't look like old Draks getting exclusive righs to tap that either, seeing as her sweet parting letter told me to wait for a booty call when the need hits her.]]

[[folder: Sluggo]]


-> '''AKA:''' Bernard Hoyster
-> '''Debut:''' ''X-Force'' Vol. 1, #22

An old pal of mine from Weapon X. He's a merc now and we've worked together on a few jobs.

* AngryBlackMan: Well not ''that'' angry but still he's angry and he's black.
* CharacterDeath: [[spoiler: Idiot went and got himself shot by Weasel.]]
* BackForTheDead: Seriously, you have returned just to die?
%%* {{Jerkass}}:
* PutOnABus: He was arrested by cops and disappeared for a while. [[TheBusCameBack He reappeared near the end of volume 3]].

[[folder: Weasel]]


-> '''AKA:''' Jack Hammer
-> '''Debut:''' ''Cable'' Vol. 1, #3

A super genius friend of mine who I go to for all kinds of sweet gadgets. [[BlatantLies The guy loves me]]! Keeps trying to kill me for whatever reason though. Maybe he's bipolar.

* BigBad: [[spoiler: In the [[Comicbook/SpiderManDeadpool comic with my buddy Spidey]]. He rename himself "Patient Zero", sets out to get revenge on both me and Peter Parker (I dont like this guy, but Spiderman work for him) and use our DNA for create Itsy Bitsy, a psychotic monster girl. And he is not the real big bad, but just work for Mephisto.]]
%%* ButtMonkey
* ExtremeDoormat: Sometimes even ''I'' wonder why he keeps coming back.
* GadgeteerGenius: He makes all my wonderful toys.
* GeekPhysiques: The guy needs to get out of his lab and get some exercise.
%%* OpaqueNerdGlasses
* ProgressivelyPrettier: Joe Madureira gave Weasel buck teeth in ''The Circle Chase'', which Weas' lost either while or shortly before Ed [=McGuinness=] started drawing us for the Joe Kelly comics.
* PunnyName: He's definitely a weasel.
* TheStarscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.

[[folder: Warda Wilson]]


-> '''AKA:'''Deadpool 2099
-> '''Debut:''' Deadpool Vol. 4, #6

Second daughter by me and Shiklah and half-mutant, half-demon half-sister to Ellie. Let's just say she's got family issues to deal with.

* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: How Ellie sees her.
* ArchnemesisDad: She sees me as this, for giving her not-so-great looks and because she thinks I favored Ellie and Preston over her and Shiklah as my family. But as I always said, I never asked for any of them. They all just happened to me and there's love for all of them.
* CallingParentsByTheirName: We don't have the best relationship. Long story, but in short, she doesn't call me "dad." In fact, she questions what Shiklah ever saw in me.
* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry: With Eliie though it's far from "glorious".
* HalfHumanHybrid: Half human mutant and half succubus.
* HealingFactor: It runs in the family, though Warda thought she was the only daughter of mine to have this.
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor
* LegacyCharacter: Downplayed as she believes being me is a curse.
* ParentalFavoritism: She has a big chip on her shoulder about me, supposedly, showing this for Ellie. I love both my girls, but didn't know Warda existed due to Shiklah keeping it a secret from me. And she hasn't exactly been friendly since she made herself known. With Preston's help, I hope She can get herself together, something I struggled with and I hope we can get closer.
* ParentalSexualitySquick: Like I already said, she wondered what Shiklah saw in me. I mentioned being the Merc with a Mouth, who knew just how to use it and she called me a gross old-man. I guess the truth was tmi for her.

[[folder: Carmelita Camacho]]


-> '''AKA:''' Carm
-> '''Debut:''' Deadpool Vol. 3, #13

My baby mama. A very sweet woman I met in a 70s issue. She unfortunately died because she got involved with me. Her death is one of my biggest regrets....[[BlatantLies i'm ok]]

* JerkassFacade: When she tracks me down so I can see Ellie, I was a jerk to her so she'd leave and they wouldn't be put in danger because of me. She put Ellie in my arms, and I was smitten. I quickly gave Ellie back and told Carm that a child so beautiful couldn't be mine. Then I decided to scare her off. I yanked off my mask & yelled for her to leave with Ellie and stay away from me. She ran off in tears.
* DeadpanSnarker: When I looked at Ellie's birth-certificate, I saw my name was spelled as "Deadbeat." I am sure Carm just spelled it wrong by accident.
* PreClimaxClimax: She was worried that she'd be killed by the villain, known as The White Man. So she thought it best to spend last moments doing it on the floor in the pimp's game-room. It's so romantic!
* [[RightThroughHisPants Right Through My Pants]]: When we did the deed, I didn't exactly bother to get undressed, but Carm sure did. It's cool, she's the better-looking one anyway, so makes more sense for her to be naked. We had fun!
* SexMontage: What happens when we're hooking up. Sadly,Luke Cage picked a [[InterruptedIntimacy bad time]] to rescue us.
* [[SomeoneToRememberHimBy Someone to Remember Her By]]: My daughter Ellie, who's back in my life. I am very glad for her, but heart-broken that I didn't get a chance to know Carm better & that she had to be killed because of me....
* SpicyLatina: She's a frisky one. She was very pissed that I didn't respond any of her letters about child-support and is quick to tell me to shut my face when I say I didn't get any mail. She lectures me that I haven't done my part as a parent and angrily pushes Ellie into my arms to introduce us. She does calm down and smile, as she shows me how to hold baby Ellie.

!!Deadpool Corps

[[folder: As Whole]]

* AlternateSelf: a whole team of alternate me!
* TheChosenOne: yeah, the Contemplator chose us to save the Universe. Finally, someone recognizes our value...

[[folder: Dogpool]]


-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Prelude to Deadpool Corps'' #3

A version of me that's a dog. [[WhoWritesThisCrap I couldn't make this shit up if I tried]].

* BackForTheDead: [[spoiler: Return just for to be killed by Dreadpool, an evil version of me who hunted down and killed alternate Deadpools.]]
* TheFreakshow: Before I went to recruit him, he was working in a circus using his HealingFactor to impress people.
* TeamPet: Deadpool dog!
* TheUnintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect?

[[folder: Golden Age Deadpool]]

-> '''AKA:''' Frederick "Wheezy" Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Captain America: Who Won't Wield the Shield?'' #1

An old-school alternate universe version of me.

* ShoutOut: Visually, to DC's [[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Wesley_Dodds_(New_Earth) Sandman]].
* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Won%27t_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].

[[folder: Headpool]]


-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Marvel Zombies 3'' #1

A zombie me from [[ComicBook/MarvelZombies some weird-ass alternate universe]]. He's just a head now thanks to getting tossed into a riverboat propeller.

* AscendedExtra: Originally was just an extra in ''ComicBook/MarvelZombies'', until he return in the mine mini-series ''Merc With A Mouth'' and was recruited to join our team.
* BackForTheDead: [[spoiler: Return just for to be killed by Dreadpool, an evil version of me who hunted down and killed alternate Deadpools.]]
* DeadpanSnarker: The little head can give ''me'' a run for my money.
* HandicappedBadass: Well, he kinda is, what with no longer having a body and being forced to move around thanks to a small helicopter helmet. He ''still'' has proven he could be useful to us.
* {{Microwave the Dog}}: Courtesy of our beloved [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Dreadpool]]. [[spoiler:He got better.]]
* OffWithHisHead: Courtesy of A.R.M.O.R. How do you think he ended up as a head to begin with?
* OracularHead: He's just a head; a head that talks. He's me after all.
%%* OurZombiesAreDifferent
* RevenantZombie: Sure, he is only a head now, but technically he is still a zombie me. And he still has that wonderful personality and sense of humor we all share.

[[folder: Kidpool]]


-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Prelude to Deadpool Corps'' #2

A mouthy kid version of me, who was a student in an alternate universe [[ComicBook/XMen Xavier's School for Gifted]]. He's kind of a brat.

* BackForTheDead: [[spoiler: Return just for to be killed...well, you figured out]].
* BrattyHalfPint: He's ''me'' as a kid.
* TheBully: Somewhat. He was constantly causing trouble in his universe's version of Xavier's School, and liked to pick up on Scott Summer.
%%* KidHero
* LaserBlade: his favorite weapon.
* MouthyKid: The miniature merc with a mouth! See what I did there?
* TagalongKid: Played with; he is a kid version of me we brought along, but he doesn't cause us that much trouble... at least not more than anyone else in the team.

[[folder: Lady Deadpool]]


-> '''AKA:''' Wanda Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth'' #7

A girl version of me who's just as crazy as yours truly. She's pretty hot. [[ScrewYourself Not that you heard that from me]].

%%* ActionGirl
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: She called me out for having the Champion temporarily join our team, but she still admitted putting him in a costume like ours was rather funny.
* DumbBlonde: Averted; sure, she is crazy, but then again, we all are in this team.
* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss leader matter with me.
* MsFanservice: At least when she keeps her mask on [[spoiler:or not, seeing how her scars are cured eventually...]]
* ScrewYourself: I kinda tried that with her we first met. [[EveryoneHasStandards It was weird, even for us]], and I really don't want to talk about it...
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: After [[spoiler:her scars were cured]], she was more than happy to put a skimpy outfit on as part of one of our plans.
%%* TomboyishPonytail
* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.

!!Rogues Gallery

[[folder: Agent Allison Kemp]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #48

--> ''"My knowledge in your tactics is extensive, Deadpool. Exhaustive."''

A former FBI agent who got crippled in a fight with me. She's kind of crazy now and wants to take vengeance on me.

%%* AntiVillain: Firmly type III.
* BadBoss: T-Rey and Slayback are very expendable in her worldview. [[AssholeVictim One doesn't blame her for it.]]
* BigBad: Took over after Black Box's defeat.
* TheChessmaster: One needs to admire how ''absolutely everything'' I did was according to her plan.
%%* TheComicallySerious
* CreateYourOwnVillain: It seems I accidentally crippled her on a mission of mine. Whoops.
* EvilCripple: Tetraplegic. Unusually, her tetraplegic status is heavily PlayedForDrama.
%%* EvilGenius
* FreudianExcuse: A thriving, honest, and hardworking agent who was permanently crippled in a gunfight by little ol' me.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: At the end, she regrets her actions and forgets the vengeance path once and for all.]]
* MachineMonotone: She talks in a Stephen Hawking-esque voice coming from her chair.
* NonActionBigBad: She's not exactly in shape for violence since I crippled her.
* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler:Eventually cries at the end.]]
%%* TheStoic
%%* StoicSpectacles
%%* TheStrategist
%%* TragicVillain

[[folder: The Attending/Ajax/Abyss Man]]


-> '''AKA:''' Francis Fanny
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #14

A crazy cyborg who used to be a guard for Dr. Killebrew. He's obsessed with killing me because I shot him when I escaped Weapon X. Guy holds a serious grudge.

* BatmanGambit: He knew that Killbrew wouldn't get rid of me unless I killed someone in the hospice, so [[spoiler: he lobotomized my friend Worm, leaving him in such pain that I had to [[NeckSnap snap his neck]] to put [[MercyKill him out of his misery]].]] Therefore, Francis got the "okay" to ice me, via "[[BuffySpeak unnamed, sci-fi lookin',]] [[AndShowItToYou heart-ripping thing]]". [[spoiler: Of course [[StatusQuoIsGod '''I''']] [[BackFromTheDead came]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge back]]: Music/{{Daft Punk ''harder, better, faster, stronger}}. Did I mention [[BiggusDickus ''harder'']]?]]
* BestServedCold: He had been tracking me down for ''ten years'', killing every single member of the prison. Talk about unresolved issues.
* CharacterDeath: By me, of course.
* TheBully: This man was an ass.
* TheDragon: A guard for Killebrew.
* DragonInChief: He's also the main problem of Killebrew.
* FeelNoPain: Even though I gutted him alive, he was barely fazed.
* SuperStrength: Dude could pack a punch.

[[folder: Black Swan]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #65

--> ''"This is a game of gentlemen, Mr. Wilson, not buffoons."''

A snob of a hitman who wants to kill me for stealing credit for some kills he made. He's kind of a dick.

* ArchEnemy: [[spoiler:He did kill me...]]
* ArcVillain: For the "Healing Factor" arc of six-editions, and later in Agency X.
%%* AristocratsAreEvil
* BadBoss: Killed one of his mooks for bothering him in the middle of a phone call. [[spoiler:And unceremoniously killed off Nijo once he realized [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness he outlived his usefulness]].]]
* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler: His first appearance ends with me dead, Nijo disposed, and him none worse for the wear. Granted, I kicked his ass a while later, but the point still stands.]]
%%* BackFromTheDead
%%* BeardOfEvil
* BlackEyesOfEvil: Oddly enough, he seems to have those permanently in his latest appearances, even though he doesn't have any supernatural powers that we know of.
* BreakingSpeech: "You're a bad guy, Wade. Embrace it."
* TheChessmaster: [[spoiler:To the point his plan works in his first appearance. That's right, he flat-out ''[[TheBadGuyWins wins]]''. Against ''me''.]]
* CombatPragmatist: Is he ever. For instance: Instead of facing me headfront, he just hired me and injected me with a deadly mental virus while I was busy thinking it was another hit. [[spoiler:It worked.]] Second meeting? Pulled out a gun on me while I was on the toilet.
%%* CulturedBadass
%%* DiabolicalMastermind: Gives off this vibe, particularly in our first encounters.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Guess what he does upon meeting for the first time? [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Beat me up to a bloody pulp]] while [[FauxAffablyEvil calmly]] discussing why the job I ruined was supposed to be his [[WickedCultured ninth symphony]].
* FauxAffablyEvil: He was pretty polite for a murderous asshole.
* {{Foil}}: He is essentially my polar opposite: Both of us are ruthless, implacable men who live by killing people. However, I am a very hilarious, [[IdiotHero uneducated]], and sloppy mercenary, while Swan is a dead serious, [[WickedCultured cultured]], and efficient mercenary. Swan even mentions the precise reason he hates me so much is because of how "uncivilized" I am.
* InTheBlood: His family has been killing people since medieval times.
* KilledOffForReal: Dismembered and taxidermized. Doesn't get any more dead than that. Never mind, he's back in the Black List arc. What does it take to keep people dead these days?
* KnightOfCerebus: In his first appearance. But hey, no one takes the humor of my stories!...Well, maybe a little bit.
* ManipulativeBastard: See his treatment of Nijo. It was twisted by even my standards.
%%* ManOfWealthAndTaste
%%* MasterSwordsman
* MindVirus: His M.O. [[spoiler:Also how he finished me off.]]
* NobleDemon: [[spoiler: Surprisingly, he kept his promise to save me after I saved his life.]]
* ObviouslyEvil: Not so bad in his first appearances, but now he basically looks like Satan in human form, complete with horn-shaped hair and black eyes. [[SarcasmMode A subtle man]].
* OneLastJob: He was going to retire, then I messed up his last job. [[{{RoaringRampageOfRevenge}} He didn't take it that well]].
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Just "Black Swan".
* RedBaron: Everyone calls him Black Swan.
* {{Revenge}}: He hates me because I ruined his "ninth symphony", killed him and stuffed him on a wall.
%%* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: He has to show off his fancy vocabulary ever time I see him.
%%* SharpDressedMan
* UnexplainedRecovery: Nobody explained how he came back from being dismembered. Seriously, HOW!?
* VillainousBreakdown: He is usually calm and cool-headed. [[FateWorseThanDeath Not so much after I started playing country music non-stop in his mansion audiospeakers]]. Then he was... [[UnstoppableRage greatly annoyed]].
* WickedCultured: This guy really likes classical music.
* WildCard: He seems to have no allegiance whatsoever, [[spoiler:even trying to recruit myself to his cause.]]

[[folder: Commcast/Black Box]]


-> '''AKA:''' Garabed Bashur
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: The Circle Chase'' #2

--> ''"You will die as you lived: Stupidly."''

A mutant technopathic criminal who's basically a living computer. We've run into each other quite a few times. He creeps me the hell out.

* BigBad: As of "Blacklist".
* TheChessmaster: It's amazing how many strategies he has stored on his mind.
* DreamTeam: Assembles one (of the villainous variation) to take on me.
%%* HollywoodHacking
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: [[spoiler: How he is disposed of: Swan wipes his memory so he won't ever remember me losing my healing factor, and does the same to Black Tom Cassidy. [[OutGambitted Checkmate]].]]
* ManInTheMachine: Always locked in some sort of computer room and connected to a billion wires. Weirdo.
%%* NonActionBigBad
* OutGambitted: [[spoiler: By [[IdiotHero ME]], of all people. It's probably because [[SpannerInTheWorks I'm just so unpredictable]].]]
* ShroudedInMyth: As the man himself said, "Few know of my existence".
%%* SinisterSurveillance
* SmugSnake: Underestimated me at every turn, and overestimated his intelligence.
* VillainousBreakdown: He flips his shit as I grow closer to defeating him and his thugs.
%%* VoiceWithAnInternetConnection

[[folder: Dreadpool]]

-> '''AKA:''' Wade Winston Wilson
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'' #1

This is the version of me from [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillstheMarvelUniverse the Deadpool Killogy]]. For more information on this creep, follow the page link.


[[folder: Doctor Ella Whitby]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #40

A crazy psychiatrist who became obsessed with me while I was staying in a mental hospital. She's a complete wacko who made Evil Deadpool to try and kidnap me. [[HollywoodHomely She's totally fat even though people keep saying she's not]].

%%* AbhorrentAdmirer
* HollywoodHomely: No man. [[BlatantLies She really is fat]]. [[RunningGag I'm serious]]. [[invoked]]
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* PsychoPsychologist: She's crazier than the nutjobs she's supposed to be helping.
* StalkingIsLove: She ''really'' takes this to heart.

[[folder: Doctor Emrys Killebrew]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool: Sins of the Past'' #1

The MadScientist asshole who's responsible for making me what I am today. He keeps saying that he's a good guy now but I know that's bull.

%%* ColdBloodedTorture: his M.O
* EvilGenius: The brains behind Weapon X.
%%* EvilOldFolks
* ForScience: His primary motivation is exploiting desperate folks for experimentation, like Canadian guys with cancer.
* HeelFaceTurn: He says he left all the madness behind. [[{{ReformedButRejected}} Only I can see it that for the lie it is]].
* HeroicSacrifice: Died so I could get an opening against Ajax. [[{{AlasPoorVillain}} Damn.]]
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* StarterVillain: My first foe.

[[folder: Evil Deadpool]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #44

An evil Frankenstein-style clone of me made from my body parts that got cut off over the years. He's been sent after me a few times by that crazy bitch Ella Whitby (see above).

* EvilCounterpart: He's an evil(er) me made from my cast-off body parts. Thankfully he's nowhere near the level of Dreadpool.
* ImplacableMan: He's just as tough as me. Fortunately he's just as stupid as me too! [[InsultBackfire Wait]].
* {{Jerkass}}: He's a way bigger dick than me.
* NotQuiteDead: Beats me how this stupid bastard keeps coming back.

[[folder: Hit-Monkey]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Hit-Monkey'' Vol. 1, #1

[[UpliftedAnimal A hitman who's also a monkey]]. I'm serious! He only takes hits on other mercs and criminals so I've had some nasty run-ins with him. Worse he's got healing powers like me so he keeps coming no matter how many times he gets put down.

%%* GunsAkimbo
* HitmanWithAHeart: He gets all mopey if bystanders get hurt during fights.
* ImplacableMan: He wouldn't die no matter how many times I kill him, nor will he leave me alone!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: ...Okay so he's not ''that'' big of a dick.
* UpliftedAnimal: He's a monkey smart enough for merc work.

[[folder: Macho Gomez]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 2, #32

One of the baddest, stinkiest bounty hunters in the galaxy. He came to Earth to pick up a bounty and now wants me dead because I stole his kill by accident.

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Don't let that fat fool you.
%%* FatBastard
* VillainTeamUp: He led one against me. Though it was less Villain Team-Up and more "People I've Pissed Off" Team-Up.

[[folder: Madcap]]


-> '''Debut:''' ''Captain America'' Vol. 1, #307

Yeah so remember that wacky voice during my internal dialogue years? Well turns out being merged with me didn't help his already crazy mind. I thought he make a great addition for my Mercs for Money group but then he tried to make everyone crazy before killing me. So yeah another satisfied customer in the in my crazy life.

* ArchEnemy: Considering he is my EnemyWithout who is hell-bent on ruining my life and has nearly done so a few times, yeah, he qualifies. This little creep gets a rise out of me like few others do because he actively hurts the people I love. You know how Spidey wines about [[ILetGwenStacyDie not saving his girl]] every now and then? This guy wants to deal that to me ''a few times over''.
* AxCrazy: He was already bad enough when we got merged together, but being separated made him a hundred times worse.
* BackFromTheDead: Thought he atomized himself with a laser weapon since that's the only thing that can that can really kill me. Turns out, nope! [[spoiler: In fact, he became parasite and attached to ''Bob'' of all people. He got off him thankfully but the little bastard still got away.]]
* EnemyWithout: Used to be the wacky voice in my head. But then he got out and turned out living my mind made him crazier. Nice, eh?
* FromNobodyToNightmare: Just some D-Lister villain back in the day, then we got merged back accident then he split off from me and now wants to ruin my life for...reasons.
* HealingFactor: Has the same healing mojo as me.
* NotSoDifferent: He REALLY wants to prove this to me since were both cuckoo and have healing factors.
* ShadowArchetype: Basically take me, what little morals I do have, chuck that out the window, and be all looney tunes 24-7.

[[folder: The Resurrected Presidents]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #1

American presidents resurrected by a Necromancer. CameBackWrong doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: PRESIDENTS! Within their own ranks too, as Washington is one tough son of a gun.
* AffablyEvil: Reagan was a fairly nice fellow for someone wanting to unleash atomic holocaust on America.
* BadassBoast: "There is nothing to fear--'''BUT ME'''!" says Franklin Roosevelt.
* BadBoss: Ol' George doesn't treat his men as equals.
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' mention John Wilkes Booth near Abe.
* CameBackWrong: Though some of them are implied to have been evil in life as well, they're all evil now.
* CoolSword: Washington had a straight-up pimpin' sword. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Which was used by me.]]
* DyingAsYourself: Washington reverted back to his former self when I beheaded him.
* EvilCripple: FDR still can't stand up and now he's evil.
* EvilSorcerer: Washington gains some nasty magic stuff near the end.
* FatBastard: William Howard Taft, naturally. He's still got that big old gut.
%%* GlowingEyesOfDoom
%%* HandicappedBadass: FDR again.
%%* HangingJudge: George Washington.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: FDR throws his chair away when the fight gets real.
* IncomingHam: "Who '''DARES''' to disturb '''HARRY TRUMAN'''?"
* KnightOfCerebus: The moment Washington takes matters in his own hands, ''shit gets real''.
* LargeHam: All of them.
* LetsGetDangerous: FDR is much tougher than he seems...
* OmnicidalManiac: They want to destroy America and rebuild it anew.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: And freaking zombies, to boot.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: These presidents are ''tough''.
* PresidentEvil: Technically they're not president anymore, but they are, ah that american political stuff stuff is confusing.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Abraham Lincoln dished out some verbal smackdown:
-->'''Honest Abe''': You're a vapid, unfunny, pale shade of a hero! You're unintelligent, uncreative and unremarkable in every way! You don't seem to do anything well except heal yourself and [[WolverinePublicity appear EVERYWHERE!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I don't understand your APPEAL!]] I HATE you, these PEOPLE hate you! Tell me, what is that you are good at? What do you do?"
-->'''Yours truly''': [[ShutUpHannibal I DON'T GIVE UP!]]
* RedShirt: The D-list Presidents, i.e the ones I'm not familiar with.
%%* SpockSpeak: Franklin Roosevelt.
* WorthyOpponent: Washington started to admire me near the end. I'm almost proud.

[[folder: T-Ray]]

-> '''AKA:''' Jack[=/=]Wade Winston Wilson?
-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 1, #1

My archenemy. He's a crazy idiot who thinks he's the real Wade Wilson and that I stole his identity. Maybe he's right. Or maybe not. [[ShrugOfGod I don't really care]].

* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
* BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.
* CriminalMindGames: Except we're ''both'' criminals.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Says he is the real Wade Wilson and that I'm a mercenary called Jack. Yes, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
* EvilAlbino: Seriously, did he ever go to a beach?
* GambitRoulette: His plans made about as much sense as I do.
%%* HollywoodVoodoo
%%* KnightofCerebus
* MagicKnight: Had a sword and magic.
* MysteriousPast: I'm the real Wade Wilson (see? I'm standing up) so he's can't be. Right?

[[folder: Taskmaster]]

-> '''AKA:''' Tony Masters
-> '''Debut:''' ''The Avengers'' Vol. 1, #195

A merc with the power to copy skills by looking at them. We've tried to kill each other a few times, partially because I'm one of the few people who can take him evenly in a fight. Also he's Sandi's ex-boyfriend. See his [[ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}} own page]] for more.


[[folder: Vetis]]

-> '''Debut:''' ''Deadpool'' Vol. 3, #7

[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.

* BigBadWannabe: While he is by no means harmless, Mephisto himself notes that in the larger spectrum of things, he's just a low-level demon with delusions of grandeur.
* DealWithTheDevil: His M.O, being a demon from hell and all.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: The man went from [[http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deadpool7-vetis.png this]] to [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/7b/Vetis_(Earth-616)_from_Deadpool_Vol_3_9_001.jpg this]], due to Mephisto's torture. Don't [[SymbolSwearing @#&*$]] with Mephisto, people.
%%* FauxAffablyEvil
* GreaterScopeVillain: Guess where the Necromancer-that-brought-the-presidents-back got his powers from.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: In the 70's. He seems to have fallen on some bad times since then.
* MeaningfulName: Vetis is apparently the demon of corruption, if demonology is to be believed.
* OutGambitted: By me in the 70's. [[spoiler:And again in the present, after I killed Michael before him.]]
%%* RulesLawyer: Though it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard blows up on his face]] at least once.
* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.
%%* SmugSnake
* TheStarscream: He seeks to overthrow Mephisto.
* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:He does ''not'' take kindly to me ruining his plan in the present.]]