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[[folder:Deadpool]]
* What are you doing here? I listed all my tropes on the main page! Yep, I'm so awesome I get my own '''page''', not just a folder!
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[[folder:Allies]]
Aside from moi, my series is a home for lesser known, but still pretty awesome people. Not as awesome as me, of course, but honestly, who is?
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!!'''Althea / Blind 'Al' Alfred'''
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A former secret agent who hangs out with me a lot and tries to give me advice on being a good guy. She may or may not be as crazy as me...

* TheAtoner: Seems like she pushed me in the right direction because she wanted to atone for bad things she did in her past.
* CoolOldLady: She matches wits with yours truly and...sometimes...wins.
* DarkandTroubledPast: She may or may not have done some nasty stuff when she was with the British Smart guys.
* HandicappedBadass: "Blind" isn't just a nickname.
* LaxativePrank: Oh, I remember the time she pulled that on me...
* MysteriousPast: Something-something British Intelligence, something-something WWII, something-something [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica a bright young American lad]]...
* ParentalSubstitute: She's like the mother I never had....Except I put ''her'' in time out when she's naughty.
* RaceLift: The movie has a Black Blind Al.
* SoleSurvivor: I got paid to kill her in Zaire, but I decided to kill everyone ''but'' her.
* StockholmSyndrome: She didn't even want to leave when I finally let her go. Not that I asked her.

!!'''My Voice Boxes'''
These two are the voices that reside in my brain ravaged by El Cancer. One them is in yellow box and is AxCrazy and cuckoo as me, the other is in a white box more logical and snarky.

* AxCrazy: The yellow box is.
* BadassBaritone: My white box is usually portrayed with a deep voice.
* FusionDance: My yellow box came to life after I got merged with some D-list loser named Madcap.
* RedOniBlueOni: My yellow box would kill the person paying me, but my white box would spare them... then cut their head off.

!!'''Eleanor Camacho'''
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My darling daughter. That's right, I'm a daddy! What of it?! I like to keep her away from my more dangerous adventures...which is all of them.
* AffectionateNickname: She's my little Ellie-Belly.
* BadassAdorable: Just look at that face! She also has the X-Gene so she might get mutant powers one day.
* CheerfulChild: I will do anything to keep a smile on her face.
* DaddysGirl: She is my biggest fan and I wouldn't want it any other way.
* DisappearedDad: I was this to her for a while, but once I learned she was my little girl I've tried to be the best Dadpool I can be.
* HappilyAdopted: After her mama died a friend of mine in S.H.I.E.L.D. adopted her, and I bought a house next door so I can visit them all the time.
* WackyParentSeriousChild: She might not be more serious than other kids her age, but she definitely has the wackiest dad around.

!!'''Jack Hammer / Weasel'''

A super genius friend of mine who I go to for all kinds of sweet gadgets. [[BlatantLies The guy loves me]]! Keeps trying to kill me for whatever reason though. Maybe he's bipolar.

%%* ButtMonkey
* ExtremeDoormat: Sometimes even ''I'' wonder why he keeps coming back.
* GadgeteerGenius: He makes all my wonderful toys.
* GeekPhysiques: The guy needs to get out of his lab and get some excercise.
%%* OpaqueNerdGlasses
* ProgressivelyPrettier: Joe Madureira gave Weasel buck teeth in ''The Circle Chase'', which Weas' lost either while or shortly before Ed [=McGuinness=] started drawing us for the Joe Kelly comics.
* PunnyName: He's definitely a weasel.
* TheStarscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.

!!'''Bob, Agent Of ComicBook/{{HYDRA}}'''
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My best pal in the whole world who isn't Spider-Man and a former member of that asshole supervillain group HYDRA. A lot of people say that he's got something called StockholmSyndrome but I don't put much stock in that.

* ActionSurvivor: Despite having no superpowers, no regular powers, and no abilities at all, he somehow survives all the dangerous missions I drag him on.
* ButtMonkey: Life loves to torment the poor guy (but then again, so do I).
* CowardlyLion: He's better at running away than anyone I've ever seen.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: He once killed a symbiote possessed dinosaur singlehandedly. Of course, this was while trying to run for his life.
* TheFaceless: Well, sort of. We saw his face '''once''' and never more.
* {{Fanboy}}: Of me, but then again, who isn't.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Oh come on we're not ''that'' close.
* LawyerFriendlyCameo: In the movie, [[spoiler:I chat with him during a fight scene. However, he works for Francis instead of HYDRA, since HYDRA was off tormenting the Disney-owned Marvel Cinematic Universe.]]
%%* LovableCoward
* PunchClockVillain: When he's on HYDRA's side. [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Of course, such a rule doesn't apply to me]].
* StockholmSyndrome: Suppoesedly he's attached to me ''because'' of what I put him through but, personally, I don't believe it.

!!Shiklah
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An ancient royal succubus and my lovely wife. She was in an arranged marriage to that old bag of bones Dracula but fell in love with me instead. She's totally hot and a real sweetie.

* CloudcuckooLander: She did marry me of all people.
* CrusadingWidow: Becomes this in ''Mrs. Deadpool and the Howling Commandos''.
* CuteMonsterGirl: A totally hot succubus.
* HornyDevils: A succubus that kept me awake through our entire wedding night.
* MsFanservice: She is a beauty succubus and often wear skimpy or semi-transparent outfits. But remember that she is my wife, so stay away!
* ScrewDestiny: She did this just by falling in love with me.
* {{Shapeshifting}}: She can turn into something much bigger and scary looking.
* VampiricDraining: Being a succubus, she can absorb the life forces of those around her, whether through a kiss or through sexual intercourse. Once she make me fall unconscious for a moment with a kiss. Thankfull, I have an HealingFactor.
* YourCheatingHeart: I caught her in the bed with Wolf-Man. WITH WOLFMAN! But I reacted in a very [[BoomHeadshot mature way]] and, with my wife, we had a [[BlatantLies civil discussion]].
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!!Copycat
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A mutant merc with shapeshifting powers and my cool ex-girlfriend. She's a real looker if I say so myself.

* ActionGirl: Mutant merc.
* AmazingTechnicolorPopulation: blue-skinned, and not any less sexy.
* DroppedABridgeOnHer: [[spoiler:I swear, if I get my hand on that Sabertooth asshole...]]
* NotQuiteDead: [[spoiler: I thought she was dead for a long time. When we finally met back up... well it wasn't nice.]]
* ShapeshiftingSeducer: She can change her form and it's pretty helpful, if you know what I mean.
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!!Domino
A genetically-engineered freelancer and [[ComicBook/XMen part-time X-Man]] who works with me a lot. She's pretty cool but tends to kick my ass a lot. [[Characters/XForce See other info on the X-Force page]]

!!Sandi Brandenberg
My secretary and good friend. She's a sweet one even though she's the ex-girlfriend of that jerkwad {{ComicBook/Taskmaster}}.

* ActionGirl: She usually doesn't fight but when she does she can handle herself.
* BerserkButton: I '''really''' don't like it when people hurt her.
* DomesticAbuse: She suffered this from an ex-boyfriend. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Me and Taskmaster took care of that real quick]].
%%* OnlySaneMan
%%* PlatonicLifePartners

!!Outlaw
A cowgirl-styled merc and a close friend of mine. She's a mutant with super strength and durability and is insanely good with guns. I work with her on a lot of jobs.

* ActionGirl: Between her guns, strength and durabilty, she's ''almost'' as awesome as me. Really.
* {{Cowgirl}}: Has this as her whole motif complete with thick Texan accent.
* DeadpanSnarker: She almost makes as many jokes as me!
* MsFanservice: That outfit of her's ain't exactly subtle.
%%* ReallyGetsAround
* {{Stripperific}}: Her costume as previously mentioned is barely there.
* SuperStrength: She has some degree of superhuman strength, bu the exact limits of which aren't known. Hey, she can punch through brick walls with ease.

!!Dr. Bong
A MadScientist supervillain, former archenemy of [[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck some cartoon duck thing]], and my psychiatrist. He's a nice enough guy and really helped through a rough patch, though him being a supercrook means that I sometimes have to fight him when I'm helping out the good guys. He wears a cool bell for a helmet that he can hit to make super powerful sound attacks.

* AffablyEvil: For being this evil and crazy scientist guy, he's also pretty nice.
* AnArmAndALeg: His arms are robotic so he doesn't have to worry too much if they get chopped off.
* FreudianExcuse: He got bullied a lot as a kid ''and'' lost his both his arms.
* MadScientist: He possesses knowledge of genetic engineering advanced. Using this knowledge he has transformed normal animals into sentient, semi-humanoid beings, (somewhat like the High Evolutionary's New Men), created clones, and even transformed a sentient other dimensional duck into a human being.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: [[AvertedTrope You'd think so but nope]]! He's got a solid PHD in psychology. Unfortunately, his first patient during his internship was me!
* TokenEvilTeammate: Of my friends and allies, he's only that is a villain.
* TraumaCongaLine: His childhood wasn't pleasant.


!!Deuce The Devil-Dog
A dog that used to be owned by [[{{ComicBook/Daredevil}} Daredevil's]] pal Foggy Nelson. Weasel won him from Foggy in a poker match and now he's Blind Al's guide dog. [[BlatantLies She loves him]].

* TeamPet: I gave him to Blind Al.

!!The Great Lakes Avengers
A no-name superhero team centered in Wisconsin that I help out sometimes. I was actually a team member for a time though that meant I had to contend with [[SitcomArchNemesis my true archnemesis]], ComicBook/SquirrelGirl. See [[ComicBook/GreatLakesAvengers their own page]] for more.

!!Sluggo
An old pal of mine from Weapon X. He's a merc now and we've worked together on a few jobs.

* AngryBlackMan: Well not ''that'' angry but still he's angry and he's black.
* CharacterDeath: [[spoiler: Idiot went and got himself shot by Weasel.]]
* BackForTheDead: Seriously, you have returned just to die?
%%* {{Jerkass}}:
* PutOnABus: He was arrested by cops and disappeared for a while. [[TheBusCameBack He reappeared near the end of volume 3]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Deadpool Corps]]

'''Tropes applying to the whole group:'''
* AlternateSelf: a whole team of alternate me!
* TheChosenOne: yeah, the Contemplator chose us to save the Universe. Finally, someone recognizes our value...

!!Lady Deadpool
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A girl version of me who's just as crazy as yours truly. She's pretty hot. [[ScrewYourself Not that you heard that from me]].

%%* ActionGirl
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: She called me out for having the Champion temporarily join our team, but she still admitted putting him in a costume like ours was rather funny.
* DumbBlonde: Averted; sure, she is crazy, but then again, we all are in this team.
* TheLancer: Usually acts as one to me in the team. She usually is the one who discuss leader matter with me.
* MsFanservice: At least when she keeps her mask on [[spoiler:or not, seeing how her scars are cured eventually...]]
* ScrewYourself: I kinda tried that with her we first met. [[EveryoneHasStandards It was weird, even for us]], and I really don't want to talk about it...
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: After [[spoiler:her scars were cured]], she was more than happy to put a skimpy outfit on as part of one of our plans.
%%* TomboyishPonytail
* WomenAreWiser: ''Somewhat''. Technically she is just as nut as any of us, but she usually is the closest thing to a OnlySaneMan in our team.

!!Kidpool
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A mouthy kid version of me, who was a student in an alternate universe [[ComicBook/XMen Xavier's School for Gifted]]. He's kind of a brat.

%%* BackForTheDead:
* BrattyHalfPint: He's ''me'' as a kid.
* TheBully: Somewhat. He was constantly causing trouble in his universe's version of Xavier's School, and liked to pick up on Scott Summer.
%%* KidHero
* LaserBlade: his favorite weapon.
* MouthyKid: The minature merc with a mouth! See what I did there?
* TagalongKid: Played with; he is a kid version of me we brought along, but he doesn't cause us that much trouble... at least not more than anyone else in the team.

!!Headpool
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A zombie me from [[ComicBook/MarvelZombies some weird-ass alternate universe]]. He's just a head now thanks to getting tossed into a riverboat propeller.

* AscendedExtra: Originally was just an extra in ''ComicBook/MarvelZombies'', until he return in the mine mini-series ''Merc With A Mouth'' and was recruited to join our team.
%%* BackForTheDead
* DeadpanSnarker: The little head can give ''me'' a run for my money.
* HandicappedBadass: Well, he kinda is, what with no longer having a body and being forced to move around thanks to a small helicopter helmet. He ''still'' has proven he could be useful to us.
* {{Microwave the Dog}}: Courtesy of our beloved [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Dreadpool]]. [[spoiler:He got better.]]
* OffWithHisHead: Well, duh. How do you think he ended up as a head to begin with?
* OracularHead: He's just a head; a head that talks. He's me after all.
%%* OurZombiesAreDifferent
* RevenantZombie: Sure, he is only a head now, but technically he is still a zombie me. And he still has that wonderful personality and sense of humor we all share.

!!Dogpool
A version of me that's a dog. [[WhoWritesThisCrap I couldn't make this shit up if I tried]].
%%* BackForTheDead:
* TheFreakshow: Before I went to recruit him, he was working in a circus using his HealingFactor to impress people.
* TeamPet: Deadpool dog!
* TheUnintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect?

!!Golden Age Deadpool
An old-school alternate universe version of me.
* ShoutOut: Visually, to DC's [[http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Wesley_Dodds_(New_Earth) Sandman]].
* WeHardlyKnewYe: In ''[[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse Deadpool Kills Deadpool]]''. Although, that's actually his ''second'' appearance. He first appeared in [[http://marvel.wikia.com/Captain_America:_Who_Wont_Wield_the_Shield_Vol_1_1 a humor one-shot comic about Captain America]].

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[[folder: Rogues Gallery]]

!!Dr. Killebrew
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The MadScientist asshole who's responsible for making me what I am today. He keeps saying that he's a good guy now but I know that's bull.

%%* ColdBloodedTorture: his M.O
* EvilGenius: The brains behind Weapon X.
%%* EvilOldFolks
* ForScience: His primary motivation is exploiting desperate folks for experimentation, like canadian guys with cancer.
* HeelFaceTurn: He says he left all the madness behind. [[{{ReformedButRejected}} Only I can see it that for the lie it is]].
* HeroicSacrifice: Died so I could get an opening against Ajax. [[{{AlasPoorVillain}} Damn.]]
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* StarterVillain: My first foe.
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!!Ajax
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A crazy cyborg who used to be a guard for Dr. Killebrew. He's obsessed with killing me because I shot him when I escaped Weapon X. Guy holds a serious grudge.

* BestServedCold: He had been tracking me down for ''ten years'', killing every single member of the prison. Talk about unresolved issues.
* CharacterDeath: By me, of course.
* TheBully: This man was an ass.
* TheDragon: A guard for Killebrew.
* DragonInChief: He's also the main problem of Killebrew.
* FeelNoPain: Even though I gutted him alive, he was barely fazed.
* SuperStrength: Dude could pack a punch.

!!T-Ray
My archenemy. He's a crazy idiot who thinks he's the real Wade Wilson and that I stole his identity. Maybe he's right. Or maybe not. [[ShrugOfGod I don't really care]].

* ArchEnemy: Was one for me... for a while.
* BigBad: Probably the closet one for my series at least.
* CriminalMindGames: Except we're ''both'' criminals.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Says he is the real Wade Wilson and that I'm a mercenary called Jack. Yes, it doesn't make much sense to me either.
* EvilAlbino: Seriously, did he ever go to a beach?
* GambitRoulette: His plans made about as much sense as I do.
%%* HollywoodVoodoo
%%* KnightofCerebus
* MagicKnight: Had a sword and magic.
* MysteriousPast: I'm the real Wade Wilson (see? I'm standing up) so he's can't be. Right?

!!Taskmaster
A merc with the power to copy skills by looking at them. We've tried to kill each other a few times, partially because I'm one of the few people who can take him evenly in a fight. Also he's Sandi's ex-boyfriend. See his [[ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}} own page]] for more.

!!Black Swan
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[[caption-width-right:272: "This is a game of gentlemen, Mr.Wilson, not buffoons."]]
A snob of a hitman who wants to kill me for stealing credit for some kills he made. He's kind of a dick.

* ArchEnemy: [[spoiler:He did kill me...]]
* ArcVillain: For the "Healing Factor" arc of six-editions, and later in Agency X.
%%* AristocratsAreEvil
* BadBoss: Killed one of his mooks for bothering him in the middle of a phone call. [[spoiler:And unceremoniously killed off Nijo once he realized [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness he outlived his usefulness]].]]
* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler: His first appearance ends with me dead, Nijo disposed, and him none worse for the wear. Granted, I kicked his ass a while later, but the point still stands.]]
%%* BackFromTheDead
%%* BeardOfEvil
* BlackEyesOfEvil: Oddly enough, he seems to have those permanently in his latest appearances, even though he doesn't have any supernatural powers that we know of.
* BreakingSpeech: "You're a bad guy, Wade. Embrace it."
* TheChessmaster: [[spoiler:To the point his plan works in his first appearance. That's right, he flat-out ''[[TheBadGuyWins wins]]''. Against ''me''.]]
* CombatPragmatist: Is he ever. For instance: Instead of facing me headfront, he just hired me and injected me with a deadly mental virus while I was busy thinking it was another hit. [[spoiler:It worked.]] Second meeting? Pulled out a gun on me while I was on the toilet.
%%* CulturedBadass
%%* DiabolicalMastermind: Gives off this vibe, particularly in our first encounters.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Guess what he does upon meeting for the first time? [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Beat me up to a bloody pulp]] while [[FauxAffablyEvil calmly]] discussing why the job I ruined was supposed to be his [[WickedCultured ninth shymphony]].
* FauxAffablyEvil: He was pretty polite for a murderous asshole.
* {{Foil}}: He is essentially my polar opposite: Both of us are ruthless, implacable men who live by killing people. However, I am a very hilarious, [[IdiotHero uneducated]], and sloppy mercenary, while Swan is a dead serious, [[WickedCultured cultured]], and efficient mercenary. Swan even mentions the precise reason he hates me so much is because of how "uncivilized" I am.
* InTheBlood: His family has been killing people since medieval times.
* KilledOffForReal: Dismembered and taxidermized. Doesn't get any more dead than that. Never mind, he's back in the Black List arc. What does it take to keep people dead these days?
* KnightOfCerebus: In his first appearence. But hey, no one takes the humour of my stories!...Well, maybe a little bit.
* ManipulativeBastard: See his treatment of Nijo. It was twisted by even my standards.
%%* ManOfWealthAndTaste
%%* MasterSwordsman
* MindVirus: His M.O. [[spoiler:Also how he finished me off.]]
* NobleDemon: [[spoiler: Surprisingly, he kept his promise to save me after I saved his life.]]
* ObviouslyEvil: Not so bad in his first appearances, but now he basically looks like Satan in human form, complete with horn-shaped hair and black eyes. [[SarcasmMode A subtle man]].
* OneLastJob: He was going to retire, then I messed up his last job. [[{{RoaringRampageOfRevenge}} He didn't take it that well]].
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Just "Black Swan".
* RedBaron: Everyone calls him Black Swan.
* {{Revenge}}: He hates me because I ruined his "ninth symphony", killed him and stuffed him on a wall.
%%* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: He has to show off his fancy vocabulary ever time I see him.
%%* SharpDressedMan
* UnexplainedRecovery: Nobody explained how he came back from being dismembered. Seriously, HOW!?
* VillainousBreakdown: He is usually calm and cool-headed. [[FateWorseThanDeath Not so much after I started playing country music non-stop in his mansion audiospeakers]]. Then he was... [[UnstoppableRage greatly annoyed]].
* WickedCultured: This guy really likes classical music.
* WildCard: He seems to have no allegiance whatsoever, [[spoiler:even trying to recruit myself to his cause.]]

!!Black Box
A mutant technopathic criminal who's basically a living computer. We've run into each other quite a few times. He creeps me the hell out.
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[[caption-width-right:300: "[[SmugSnake You will die as you lived: Stupidly.]]"]]

* BigBad: As of "Blacklist".
* TheChessmaster: It's amazing how many strategies he has stored on his mind.
* DreamTeam: Assembles one (of the villainous variation) to take on me.
%%* HollywoodHacking
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: [[spoiler: How he is disposed of: Swan wipes his memory so he won't ever remember me losing my healing factor, and does the same to Black Tom Cassidy. [[OutGambitted Checkmate]].]]
* ManInTheMachine: Always locked in some sort of computer room and connected to a billion wires. Weirdo.
%%* NonActionBigBad
* OutGambitted: [[spoiler: By [[IdiotHero ME]], of all people. It's probably because [[SpannerInTheWorks I'm just so unpredictable]].]]
* ShroudedInMyth: As the man himself said, "Few know of my existence".
%%* SinisterSurveillance
* SmugSnake: Underestimated me at every turn, and overestimated his intelligence.
* VillainousBreakdown: He flips his shit as I grow closer to defeating him and his thugs.
%%* VoiceWithAnInternetConnection
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!!Agent Allison Kemp
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[[caption-width-right:300: "[[TheChessmaster My knowledge in your tactics is extensive, Deadpool. Exhaustive.]]"]]
A former FBI agent who got crippled in a fight with me. She's kind of crazy now and wants to take vengeance on me.

%%* AntiVillain: Firmly type III.
* BadBoss: T-Rey and Slayback are very expendable in her worldview. [[AssholeVictim One doesn't blame her for it.]]
* BigBad: Took over after Black Box's defeat.
* TheChessmaster: One needs to admire how ''absolutely everything'' I did was according to her plan.
%%* TheComicallySerious
* CreateYourOwnVillain: It seems I accidentally crippled her on a mission of mine. Whoops.
* EvilCripple: Tetraplegic. Unusually, her tetraplegic status is heavily PlayedForDrama.
%%* EvilGenius
* FreudianExcuse: A thriving, honest, and hardworking agent who was permanently crippled in a gunfight by little ol' me.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: At the end, she regrets her actions and forgets the vengeance path once and for all.]]
* MachineMonotone: She talks in a Stephen Hawking-esque voice coming from her chair.
* NonActionBigBad: She's not exactly in shape for violence since I crippled her.
* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler:Eventually cries at the end.]]
%%* TheStoic
%%* StoicSpectacles
%%* TheStrategist
%%* TragicVillain

!!The Resurrected Presidents
American presidents resurrected by a Necromancer. CameBackWrong doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: PRESIDENTS! Within their own ranks too, as Washington is one tough son of a gun.
* AffablyEvil: Reagan was a fairly nice fellow for someone wanting to unleash atomic holocaust on America.
* BadassBoast: "There is nothing to fear--'''BUT ME'''!" says Franklin Roosevelt.
* BadBoss: Ol' George doesn't treat his men as equals.
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' mention John Wilkes Booth near Abe.
* CameBackWrong: Though some of them are implied to have been evil in life as well, they're all evil now.
* CoolSword: Washington had a straight-up pimpin' sword. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Which was used by me.]]
* DyingAsYourself: Washington reverted back to his former self when I beheaded him.
* EvilCripple: FDR still can't stand up and now he's evil.
* EvilSorcerer: Washington gains some nasty magic stuff near the end.
* FatBastard: William Howard Taft, naturally. He's still got that big old gut.
%%* GlowingEyesOfDoom
%%* HandicappedBadass: FDR again.
%%* HangingJudge: George Washington.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: FDR throws his chair away when the fight gets real.
* IncomingHam: "Who '''DARES''' to disturb '''HARRY TRUMAN'''?"
* KnightOfCerebus: The moment Washington takes matters in his own hands, ''shit gets real''.
%%* LargeHam: All of them.
* LetsGetDangerous: FDR is much tougher than he seems...
* OmnicidalManiac: They want to destroy America and rebuild it anew.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: And freaking zombies, to boot.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: These presidents are ''tough''.
* PresidentEvil: Technically they're not president anymore, but they are, ah that american political stuff stuff is confusing.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Abraham Lincoln dished out some verbal smackdown:
-->'''Honest Abe''': You're a vapid, unfunny, pale shade of a hero! You're unintelligent, uncreative and unremarkable in every way! You don't seem to do anything well except heal yourself and [[WolverinePublicity appear EVERYWHERE!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I don't understand your APPEAL!]] I HATE you, these PEOPLE hate you! Tell me, what is that you are good at? What do you do?"
-->'''Yours truly''': [[ShutUpHannibal I DON'T GIVE UP!]]
* RedShirt: The D-list Presidents, i.e the ones I'm not familiar with.
%%* SpockSpeak: Franklin Roosevelt.
* WorthyOpponent: Washington started to admire me near the end. I'm almost proud.

!!Vetis
[[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce Vetis, he's a man of wealth and taste, he's been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and faith!]] In case the Stones allusion didn't hit: A crossroads demon I've messed with, and is now seeking to seal some unfinished deals.

* BigBadWannabe: While he is by no means harmless, Mephisto himself notes that in the larger spectrum of things, he's just a low-level demon with delusions of grandeur.
* DealWithTheDevil: His M.O, being a demon from hell and all.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: The man went from [[http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deadpool7-vetis.png this]] to [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/7b/Vetis_(Earth-616)_from_Deadpool_Vol_3_9_001.jpg this]], due to Mephisto's torture. Don't [[SymbolSwearing @#&*$]] with Mephisto, people.
%%* FauxAffablyEvil
* GreaterScopeVillain: Guess where the Necromancer-that-brought-the-presidents-back got his powers from.
%%* {{Jerkass}}
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: In the 70's. He seems to have fallen on some bad times since then.
* MeaningfulName: Vetis is apparently the demon of corruption, if demonology is to be believed.
* OutGambitted: By me in the 70's. [[spoiler:And again in the present, after I killed Michael before him.]]
%%* RulesLawyer: Though it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard blows up on his face]] at least once.
* SharpDressedMan: Again, in the 70's.
%%* SmugSnake
* TheStarscream: He seeks to overthrow Mephisto.
* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:He does ''not'' take kindly to me ruining his plan in the present.]]

!!Hitmonkey
[[UpliftedAnimal A hitman who's also a monkey]]. I'm serious! He only takes hits on other mercs and criminals so I've had some nasty run-ins with him. Worse he's got healing powers like me so he keeps coming no matter how many times he gets put down.

%%* GunsAkimbo
* HitmanWithAHeart: He gets all mopey if bystanders get hurt during fights.
* ImplacableMan: He wouldn't die no matter how many times I kill him, nor will he leave me alone!
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: ...Okay so he's not ''that'' big of a dick.
* UpliftedAnimal: He's a monkey smart enough for merc work.

!!Evil Deadpool
An evil Frankenstein-style clone of me made from my body parts that got cut off over the years. He's been sent after me a few times by that crazy bitch Ella Whitby (see below).

* EvilCounterpart: He's an evil(er) me made from my cast-off body parts.
* ImplacableMan: He's just as tough as me. Fortunately he's just as stupid as me too! [[InsultBackfire Wait]].
* {{Jerkass}}: He's a way bigger dick than me.
* NotQuiteDead: Beats me how this stupid bastard keeps coming back.

!!Dr. Ella Whitby
A crazy psychiatrist who became obsessed with me while I was staying in a mental hospital. She's a complete wacko who made Evil Deadpool to try and kidnap me. [[HollywoodHomely She's totally fat even though people keep saying she's not]].

%%* AbhorrentAdmirer
* HollywoodHomely: No man. [[BlatantLies She really is fat]]. [[RunningGag I'm serious]]. [[invoked]]
%%* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate
* PsychoPsychologist: She's crazier than the nutjobs she's supposed to be helping.
* StalkingIsLove: She ''really'' takes this to heart.

!!Macho Gomez
One of the baddest, stinkiest bounty hunters in the galaxy. He came to Earth to pick up a bounty and now wants me dead because I stole his kill by accident.

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Don't let that fat fool you.
%%* FatBastard
* VillainTeamUp: He led one against me. Though it was less Villain Team-Up and more "People I've Pissed Off" Team-Up.

!!Dreadpool
This is the version of me from [[ComicBook/DeadpoolKillstheMarvelUniverse the Deadpool Killogy]]. For more information on this creep, follow the page link.
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