!The Argento

!!Jose "Pepe" Argento
!!!Actor: Guillermo Francella
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Pepe Argento (AKA: Al Bundy) is the father of the Argento family. His life is a complete hell, in all possible manners you can conceive... and then some others.
!!!Tropes associated with Pepe Argento
* TheAce: Prior to his marriage.
** BrokenAce
* AlphaCouple: With Moni.
* ButtMonkey
* CantLiveWithThemCantLiveWithoutThem: With his family, and perhaps with Maria Elena too, if the series finale is anything to go by.
* TheChewToy
* ChickMagnet: Turns into one in an episode, much to Moni's dismay.
* DeusAngstMachina: He lost his chances to be a football player, he has a wife that is always asking for sex, two mistakes of nature as sons, a dog that just stays there, a pathetic job, ugly and always complaining customers, a neighbour that hates him and always try to humilliate him, perpetual poverty... and that's just the StatusQuo, each new episode provides yet another way of being turned down.
* GoKartingWithBowser: He played football with Death himself!
* ICouldaBeenAContender: He could have been a player of "Club Atlético Racing Club", but it could not be.
* JadedWashout: Argentine version of the former trope namer.
* SmiteMeOMightySmiter: Pepe always complains to the "Beard" (God) about his pathetic life and the way all the universe turns against him.
* TranquilFury: when he wants to kill his wife. Some time he even wanted to do it and was constantly interrupted by other anti-climate things when he took the knife and marched towards her.

!!Monica "Moni" Argento
!!!Actress: Florencia Peña
Moni Argento (AKA: Margaret "Peggy" Bundy) is Pepe's wife. All she wants in life is to have sex with him and watch Susana Giménez on the TV.
!!!Tropes associated with Moni Argento
* AlphaBitch: It's revealed in the episode of her high school reunion that she was one back in the day.
** LovableAlphaBitch
* AlphaCouple: With Pepe.
* DumbBlonde
* EasilyForgiven
* HumbleGoal: Just have passionate sex with Pepe for more than 5 minutes. Is that so much to ask for?
* ImprobableHairstyle
* KarmaHoudini
* LovableSexManiac
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: With María Elena. María Elena is always angry, violent, resented and plotting vengeance against Pepe, while Moni simply wants to see men semi naked and have sex with his husband.

!!Paola Argento
!!!Actress: Luisana Lopilato
!!!Tropes associated with Paola Argento
* [[AManIsNotAVirgin A Woman Is Not A Virgin]]: Oh, so much...
* BareYourMidriff
* BookDumb
* BrainlessBeauty
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* DaddysGirl
* DawsonCasting: The actress was on her twenties when she played 17/18 years old Paola.
* DumbBlonde
* TheDitz
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: She does have a good heart, and cares about her family and defends them, for instance defending Coqui at school.
* LovableAlphaBitch: A few moments hinted this. The most notable one is when she tied up a girl in front of the school wearing just her underwear, for everyone to see (then again, she ''did'' deserve it after doing something similar to Coqui previously).
* MayDecemberRomance: She briefly dates the state governor, but leaves him upon finding out [[YourCheatingHeart he's married]].
* MsFanservice
* PutOnABus: Due to the actress being unavailable at the time of filming, Paola was sent to a modeling school for some episodes of the second season.
* ReallyGetsAround
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Coqui.

!!Alfio "Coqui" Argento
!!!Actor: Darío Lopilato
!!!Tropes associated with Coqui Argento
* AManIsNotAVirgin: ''Finally'' loses his virginity at his cousin's wedding... the only problem was, she was the bride!
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: For Maria Elena.
* DawsonCasting
* TheDitz
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: His good looks have been emphasized by many male characters thoughtout the series.
* FavorsForTheSexy: [[RunningGag All the time]].
* HumbleGoal: Just to have sex for the first time. Is that so much to ask for? [[BigNo YES!]]
* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces
* LovableSexManiac
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Few people even know his real name is Alfio, in honor to a football coach Pepe admires.
* PrecociousCrush: Coqui loves María Elena with all his heart, and wants to have sex with her... and her rejection for him is only second to Pepe.
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Paola.

!!Fatiga
!!!Tropes associated with Fatiga
* EmpathyPet


!The Fuseneco
!!María Elena Fuseneco
!!Actress: Erica Rivas

!!!Tropes associated with María Elena Fuseneco
* TheAlcoholic
* BerserkButton: Pepe. Pepe. PEPE ARGENTO!!
* ClosetPervert
* CuteAndPsycho: Of a non-AxCrazy variety. She cute, hot, and honestly believes she has a daughter that only she can see!
* DeadpanSnarker: With Pepe, for any reason. With Moni, when they discuss. With Dardo, when he desires other women, or to remind him of his old guilts. Well... with everyone.
* EvilLaugh
* HappilyMarried
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: with Dardo.
* SitcomArchNemesis
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: With Moni. Moni just wants sex, love, sex, romance, sex; but who will plot Pepe's ultimate downfall if not María Elena?

!!Dardo Fuseneco
!!!Actor: Marcelo de Bellis
!!!Tropes associated with Dardo Fuseneco
* ChickMagnet
* HappilyMarried
* ImAManICantHelpIt
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: with María Elena
* MrFanservice