The characters of one of Creator/AdultSwim's first AnimatedSeries (and its longest-running), but which one is really number one in the hood, G?


!!The Aqua Teens

[[folder:Master Shake]]
->''My name is Shake zula, the mike rul-a, the old school-a, you want a trip? I'll bring it to ya.''
[[caption-width-right:325: "''I will never get the credit that I deserve for the attention-grabbing things that I do.''"]]
A giant, talking milkshake. Yes, you read that right. He likes to think he's the boss, but is just a stupid jerk. Voiced by Dana Snyder.

* AbusiveParents: To his bastard son Zeke, who is also a milkshake. Then it's subverted when [[spoiler: Zeke isn't just not his son, but thousands of years older than him. Also, Shake is a virgin]].
* AntiHero: Master Shake is one of the most vile, lazy, obnoxious "heroes" to ever walk the face of the Earth... and he's supposedly team leader. You won't find him leading anything, that's for sure.
* AssholeVictim: When he meets his end, it's usually well-deserved. [[spoiler:Except for his HeroicSacrifice FinalDeath.]]
* BarbieDollAnatomy: Well, he's just a talking cup.
* BerserkButton: At his most dickish, Meatwad's very presence angers him.
* BlatantLies: Shake is very fond of telling these, even when it is of no profit for him to do so.
* TheBlindLeadingTheBlind: Shake will frequently attempt to impart knowledge to Meatwad, in spite of being equally (and sometimes even more) dumb.
* CantHoldHisLiquor: Got completely wasted from one bottle of beer in "Frat Aliens".
* CasanovaWannabe: Granted, [[JustifiedTrope he's a giant cup]], which a lot of chicks aren't into. Even beyond that, though, he couldn't talk to a woman to save his life.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Prone to coming up with crazy ideas out of the blue.
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: There are times when Shake's InsaneTrollLogic turns out to be true.
* ControlFreak: He is a leader in name only, however he still acts as if he's in control of everything.
* DeadpanSnarker: Fluent in the art of sarcasm.
* DidntThinkThisThrough: Another major flaw of his, he never thinks his plans through. These include: using and advertising the e-helmet and its peripherals when cell phones are smaller and require none, making a new birthday song and expecting people will accept it and pay royalties so he can pay Zak Wylde for singing it, setting off nuclear missiles to make a wasteland instead of use Frylock's time machine to visit the stone age, etc.
* DirtyCoward: Not one to be relied upon in times of crisis.
* EnemyToAllLivingThings: No form of life is safe around him, especially animals. He killed all of Meatwad's pets by putting them in the microwave, he even killed his own cat because he forgot he killed Meatwad's. He adopted a dog to attract women, kicked it for not doing what it was adopted for, then ate it [[ItMakesSenseInContext because his tattoo told him to]]. One of his favorite past times is to force feed ducks with nitroglycerin to make them explode. He once trespassed on a farm to force feed a cow pork and ranch dressing so that he could flash fry it with batter and cheese for Labor Day.
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** He may be a selfish, greedy bastard with no remorse for his often absentminded actions, but even ''he'' draws the line at certain things, such as ''poisoning small children with chemical filled balloons at their own birthday parties.''
** In "MC Pee Pants", he's actually somewhat mortified at Frylock taking advantage of the titular [[ItMakesSenseInContext batshit insane spider-wearing-a-diaper's trust to lure him into an explosive trap disguised as a job interview and kill him]]. Although perhaps it had something to do with Frylock saying MC would do fine despite his protests, and then ''immediately'' [[HypocriticalHumor rationalizing their murder with the exact same reasons as to why he'd never make it.]]
--->'''Shake''': Who am I talking to? 'Cause I don't ''know'' you.
** He also looked genuinely horrified when Meatwad implied he was molested in "Deleted Scenes".
** He's also really disgusted by the Slurp-A-Lunch place where he and Frylock work at in "Robositter", considering they ''don't even take the bone out of the meat when they press and liquefy it''- he actually asks who came up with it.
** For all of his attempts in "The Shaving" to persuade Willie Nelson to kill Carl, he's mortified when he sees the bodies that Willie had been keeping in the attic.
* {{Faux|AffablyEvil}}[=/=]AffablyEvil: He can switch between these two tropes DependingOnTheWriter.
* FloatingLimbs: Occasionally.
* ForTheEvulz: Master Shake physically and psychologically tormenting Meatwad for no reason other than his own amusement.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Sanguine. He's socially inept, but outgoing and wears his [[MoodSwinger unstable]] emotions on his sleeve.
* GeniusDitz: Despite his characteristic stupidity, Shake is surprisingly knowledgeable of cooking. He knows how to cook lasagna, steak and eggs, and duck a l'orange, on top of making references to making a balsamic reduction.
* GoodPowersBadPeople: Frylock often uses his EyeBeams to save the day. The one time Shake has them, he uses them ForTheEvulz.
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:This being [[LethallyStupid Shake]], it's also partially a SenselessSacrifice, but this time it is ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness well and truly]]'' with mostly good intentions. He willingly goes with Meatwad to a planet of clams to get Frylock a new jewel, and later throws himself into harm's way to save Meatwad while meeting his own demise at the hands of his shellfish allergy and a desire to die with glory.]]
* HiddenDepths: He can cook a mean Lasagna, which he [[BrilliantButLazy mainly uses to torment Carl]].
* ImplausibleDeniability: Shake is a pathological liar, but a [[BadLiar bad one]]. He's the kind of guy who'll vehemently reject an idea he previously clung to with his life.
* InNameOnly: Frylock's the real leader. Shake calls himself "Master" because it sounds cool.
* InsaneTrollLogic: His second most prominent trait after being a {{jerkass}}.
-->'''Frylock:''' [[{{Technobabble}} In order to transmit data from human nerve endings, I had to suspend the RAM in a collodial fluid so it wouldn't overheat when the hard drive spun at the speed of time.]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah. Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it sent the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of witches, where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, witch!
* ItsAllAboutMe: Completely selfish and lazy, one of the rare moments that he bothers to work or help if there's some selfish reason behind it, or whenever his self-preservation kicks in.
* {{Jerkass}}: ''Unrepentantly'' lazy, rude, selfish, greedy and, particularly in the earlier seasons, downright '''abusive''' towards Meatwad. "Video Ouija" demonstrates that Shake is even willing to ''commit suicide'' just to abuse Meatwad further.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Sometimes brings up good points;
** In "Super Sirloin", he correctly calls out Meatwad for stealing all their food "for the shorties" (even if he ''is'' just doing it for his Steak & Eggs and Duck à l'orange). Frylock agrees with Shake in this regards.
** In "Total Re-Carl", when Carl's body got mangled and Frylock transplanted his brain into a weapon-laden MiniMecha. Shake immediately points out that activating him is ''not'' a good idea.
-->'''Frylock''': You're right. [[DidntThinkThisThrough Damn, what the hell was I thinking?]]
* KarmaHoudini: Sometimes.
* KickTheDog: Does this a '''lot''', mainly towards Meatwad. [[spoiler:Supposedly, he did most of it in a series of misguided events intended to toughen him up.]]
* KilledOffForReal: In the series finale. [[spoiler:Subverted in the post-finale episode as he is alive and well after the credits.]]
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: He insists he is right on everything, especially when Frylock gives a simpler and more rational explanation. This is probably due to him being a Cloudcuckoolander and a complete jerkass at the same time.
* LackOfEmpathy: Especially towards Meatwad. In "Zucotti Manicotti", he has no problem with traumatizing Meatwad to the point of becoming suicidal.
* LargeHam: Shake gets overly dramatic when he starts accusing people, usually Frylock, of outlandish things.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Shake's immoral actions usually come back to bite him in the ass.
* LaughablyEvil: Shake is by no means someone you'd wanna meet if he exists in real life, but his douchebag behavior is hilarious to watch.
* MadeOfIron: Shake can surprisingly enough, endure many amounts of pain without even scoffing it. For example Shake was able to survive being sliced up to cubes in "Intervention" and having his entire middle part of his body ripped off in "Brain Fairy".
* ManChild: If Shake doesn't get his way, he will break things, even his own property.
* TheMcCoy: Of the PowerTrio that is the Aqua Teens, Shake is an exaggeration of this. That cup body of his is full of impulses and irrationality...and, of course, milkshake.
* NeverMyFault: At times, Master Shake can take this trope to extreme levels. He's written a self-help book that teaches readers to live this way to succeed in life. It obviously didn't sell, although Shake says it's Frylock's fault because he shut down the website, rather than his advice clearly isn't helpful.
* NoIndoorVoice: Constantly boasts, shouts, and whines throughout the series.
* NominalHero: If any character is a "hero in name only" it's Shake.
* NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist: Later on in the show, he tries to justify his horrible treatment of Meatwad as "Tough Love". However the show has made it very blatantly clear that he just does it to be cruel for the sake of it. It doesn't help either that Shake always makes excuses for his actions and never admits he's at fault.
* OutOfFocus: The final season. He either plays a supporting to role to the focused character of the episode[[note]]"Mouth Quest", "Brain Fairy", "Hairy Bus", "Knapsack!", and "The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It)"[[/note]] or a minor character[[note]]"Sweet C" and "Rabbit, Not Rabbot"[[/note]]. This is a noticeable contrast to the last two seasons, where he plays the main role in almost every episode.
* PetTheDog: The two times Shake did something nice for someone was when he found out Frylock was [[spoiler:supposedly]] dying of cancer, and then when [[spoiler:he really was dying, and later during the mission to save him sacrifices himself to protect Meatwad from the clams]].
* [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Pretty Fly For A Milkshake]]: Shake's a big fan of rap music. He wants to be like Music/JayZ, believes Egypt is boring and doesn't exist anymore because Music/{{DMX}} never wrote a song about it, tried (and failed) to get Music/MFDoom to do a collaboration album with him, and tried making a Christmas album while impersonating Flava Flav (complete with grill).
* RedemptionEqualsDeath: [[spoiler:He spends a surprising amount of time during the series finale being '''''kind''''', sacrificing himself to save Meatwad after the two are attacked on the planet they travelled to in order to find Frylock a new jewel and save his life. Beforehand, he tells Meatwad that most of his abuse was in the form of ToughLove in his eyes.]]
* TheReveal: The series finale reveals [[spoiler:he has a jewel exactly like Frylock's underneath him.]]
* SmallNameBigEgo: Shake's entire existence revolves around [[AttentionWhore getting people to think he's as awesome as he thinks he is]]. Of course, whether it's posing as a superhero or getting plastic surgery to become a model, it never works. He's a moron.
* TheSociopath: Explicitly described this way in "Freda".
* TheStraightMan: Shake of all people, was this to the [[AxCrazy Creditor]]
* StuffBlowingUp: He seems to have the power to make things ''explode'' whenever he tosses them out of frustration or anger. However, a few other characters have done this in the series, meaning this power isn't unique to him.
* SuicideIsPainless: Once killed himself just to mess with Meatwad. And another so he can see a woman naked.
* SupremeChef: While usually incapable of doing anything, Shake has been shown to be really good at cooking, making four-cheese lasagna, cheese-injected fried beef and cakes. Downplayed, since Shake will cook only for 'special occasions' like screwing up Meatwad's diet or torturing Carl. At other times he [[BrilliantButLazy wouldn't even mind eating cat food]].
* TalkativeLoon: A RunningGag is that when Shake is ignored or outargued, he'll just start saying whatever he can to get attention.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Thanks to NegativeContinuity, he always comes back from his deaths, sometimes even within episodes.
* TokenEvilTeammate: A bastard who lives to torture his roommates and for personal gain. The other members of the team often do evil things as well, but Shake is unique in that he doesn't need a reason.
* TooDumbToLive: He has sliced himself in half with a katana, eaten a sandwich that he knew would send him to a hell dimension where an axe-wielding cyclops awaited to slice his head open, and has gone as far as committing suicide just to ruin Meatwad's Ouija video game.
* TookALevelInKindness:
** In "Shake Like Me", Master Shake gets bitten by a radioactive black man, turns black and becomes much friendlier compared to his original self. Unfortunately, Shake being nice was found to be a bit too creepy, so Frylock [[StatusQuoIsGod returned him to his normal (jerkass) self.]]
** The final season as a whole. while Shake is by no means a NiceGuy this season, he's {{Jerkass}} tendencies have been notably toned down[[note]]The sole exception being in "Hospice.[[/note]]. This reaches its peak during the SeriesFauxnale, where Shake actually acts nicer towards everyone, reveals to Meatwad that all of the abuse he's been giving him was his (albeit twisted) version of ToughLove and even performs a HeroicSacrifice to save Meatwad and ''even'' Frylock's life.
* UngratefulBastard: Almost never thanks anyone.
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Despite his lack of positive qualities, he's a stupid jerk that makes people laugh.
* VillainProtagonist: Shake at his very worst can be considered this.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Frylock can fire laser beams from his eye and can shoot fry-like projectiles, Meatwad can shapeshift into virtually anything, and Shake... can excrete ice cream.
** Actually subverted, as he also has the questionable power that anything he drops or throws will explode. This seems quite random, but [[spoiler: considering he was created by Dr. Weird, it's somewhat understandable.]]
* YellowEyesofSneakiness: Has a light yellow sclera, and it pretty much fits his jerkass attitude.

->''Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop.''
[[caption-width-right:325: "''Well, we're kind of not detectives anymore. That wasn't making us a whole lot of money.''"]]

A floating, super-intelligent box of french fries with various powers. Voiced by Carey Means.

* AdaptationalBadass: Compared to his original "Baffler Meal" appearance where he was arguably more like Meatwad.
* AmbidextrousSprite: The scar under his eye swaps sides depending on which way he's facing.
* AntiHero: Even Frylock, who's normally the voice of reason, has his morally ambiguous moments (notably Fry Legs and The Cloning)
* BadassBaritone: Has a very deep voice.
* BadassBeard
* BadassBookworm: Frylock's eye lasers and smarts are the only things keeping Shake and Meatwad alive. Well, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain sometimes]].
* BerserkButton: Shake's antics will sometimes bring out his worst.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: He's the nicest Aqua Teen next to Meatwad. Press his buttons though, and that changes right quick.
* BunglingInventor: Among the failures were a robotic babysitter that terrorized Meatwad, an experimental toilet that destroyed Carl's body from the neck down when he used it, and a cloning machine that produced unstable copies of the original that would explode/spew blood/gain sentience. Like the examples above, those that aren't outright failures usually end up causing problems because he doesn't seem to get that his immature/irresponsible roommates can't be trusted with them.
* CantStandThemCantLiveWithoutThem: Subverted, whenever episode has Frylock abandon Aqua Teens for one reason or another, he ends up having a much better life and barely regrets the decision.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: In the {{Pilot}}, he was robotic and subservient to Shake. This quickly changed.
* ChubbyChaser: All of his love interests (except for a woman from "Carl") were women of size.
* CompleteImmortality: Thanks to a magic shampoo he used in the very last episode of the series, Frylock has this. Any injury he sustains is little more than a temporary inconvenience, which he exploits to make extreme gore videos with Carl. Unfortunately, after being imprisoned for murder of a Highlander star, he can't serve out his life sentences because he doesn't age.
* TheConscience: Though he's a debatable one at times.
* ControlFreak: He is usually the straight man and voice of reason, but some of his more pathetic moments approach a Control Freak (especially when he's trying to entertain anyone).
* DeadpanSnarker
* DidntThinkThisThrough: In "Total Re-Carl." After mangling Carl's body and several false starts, Frylock [[WeCanRebuildHim rebuilds Carl]] by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. You know just how bad of an idea this was when it's ''[[TooDumbToLive Shake]]'' who calls him out on it:
-->'''Frylock''': I give you the ultimate in military hardware, complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Shake''': And you're gonna plug him in?!\\
'''Frylock''': You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
* EyeBeams: Frylock wears contact lenses that shoot just about anything from electricity to fire-retardant foam.
* ForScience: Frylock falls into this trope on occasion the toilet that destroyed Carl's body springs to mind.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Melancholic. Frylock is a dour complainer who obsessively frets over problems. [[SurroundedByIdiots Not that you can blame him...]]
* GenderBender: [[spoiler: The movie reveals that he is actually a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body. Surprisingly enough, there are multiple instances of this being foreshadowed earlier in the series.]]
* InSeriesNickname: "Fryman", used by friends and enemies alike.
* JerkassBall: Picks this up every now and then.
* KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler: In the episode, "Fry Legs" Frylock gets away with sexually harassing a computer repair woman and killing her boyfriend, while Shake gets [[DesignatedMonkey killed at the end for no actual reason]]. ]]
* KilledOffForReal: In the series finale. [[spoiler:Though he's alive and well again in the post-finale episode.]]
* MidairBobbing
* NiceGuy: Compared to other characters, but even he has moments:
-->''[Frylock kills MC Pee Pants, then rationalizes it]''
-->'''Frylock''': Look, he was never gonna make it in the outside world. He was brutally insane. Besides, he was an eight-foot spider wearing a diaper!\\
'''Master Shake''': [[WhatTheHellHero Who am I talking to? 'Cause I don't even]] ''[[WhatTheHellHero know]]'' [[WhatTheHellHero you.]]
* NoRespectGuy: Nobody ever listens to Frylock's advice. They usually suffer for it.
* NotSoAboveItAll: Every now and then, Frylock acts as greedy and mean as Shake. One episode shows him cloning (i.e., counterfeiting) money, [[HypocriticalHumor even after he told Shake not to.]]
--> '''Frylock'''': ''(After taking out a resurrected George Washington that tried to lecture them on their misdeeds)'' Eh, we should have cloned Twenty [dollar bills]. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.
* OnlySaneMan: He's basically the only one of the trio who's capable of... anything, really. Meatwad and Shake are too stupid to take care of themselves in Frylock's absence.
* ParentalSubstitute: To Meatwad.
* PerpetualFrowner: Most of the time.
* PowerFloats
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Not as much as Shake or Carl though.
* TheSpock: He's the rational one of the Aqua Teens, and is the only one who can even ''consider'' sticking to a plan. Yes, he's a wet blanket, but when your roommates are as [[TooDumbToLive dumb]] as Meatwad and Shake, it's forgivable.
* TheStoic
* TheStraightMan: Carey Means, who plays Frylock, has the added privilege of playing the Straight Man to lines that usually don't even make sense spoken by anthropomorphic food items and stoned two-dimensional aliens.
* SurroundedByIdiots
* TokenGoodTeammate: He's the only person on the Force, and really on the show, who has a semi-functioning moral compass, though he's been known to have his moments of [[NotSoAboveItAll extreme depravity that shock even Shake.]]
* TokenReligiousTeammate: He seems to take his faith very seriously. Shake doesn't buy it, though.
--> '''Shake''': ''(referring to Meatwad)'' Look at him and tell me there's a God!
-->'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.
-->'''Shake''': Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Shake (though the "best buds" part is ''very'' debatable).
* VocalEvolution: He sounded far more deadpan than usual in the first few episodes.
* WhenHeSmiles: He has corrective braces.
* {{Yandere}}: When Frylock develops a crush on a girl - there will be blood.

->''Meatwad make the money, see? Meatwad get the honeys, G. Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star, ice on my finger, and my toes, and I'm a Taurus.''

[[caption-width-right:320: "''Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I'm crazy in the head.''"]]
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A wad of meat]]. Pretty slow-witted, but he has a good heart. Voiced by Dave Willis.

* AchievementsInIgnorance: In the finale it's revealed [[spoiler:he used to have a jewel like Frylock and Shake, but traded it away. Since he didn't know he needed it to live, he stayed alive.]]
* AmbiguousDisorder: It's heavily indicated that he has some kind of mental disability. In "Super Bowl" and "Ezekial," he outright calls himself "messed up in the head" and retarded in those respective episodes, and in "Rabbot Redux," when Shake complains to Frylock about Meatwad upsetting him, Frylock responds, "He doesn't know any better, and he's ''never'' gonna know any better. And you know that."
* AsteroidsMonster: As revealed in "Multiple Meats".
* BackFromTheDead
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Whilst generally kindhearted and frequently abused by his roommate Shake, when he ''does'' get his revenge on the "Master"...ho boy!
* BigEater: When trying to enter the pool, Frylock notes Meatwad ate 40 hot dogs. Meatwad denies this then proudly corrects him with 48.
* BreakoutCharacter: Of all three of the Aqua Teens, Meatwad is perhaps the most recognizable. He has died the least amount of times, survived [[spoiler: the real and fake finales of the series]] and has the most appearances outside of his series; he is featured on numerous DVD covers and the Christmas soundtrack without Shake and Frylock, appears in commercials and commercial bumps, had an honest-to-God ''[[ hot air balloon for a time]]'', and series creator Dave Willis joked about Meatwad appearing in a kid's show. In "Mouth Quest", he's even referred to as the "popular meatball character".
* BumblingSidekick: He's Frylock's lab assistant. He may not be bright, but he's more stable than Shake.
* ButtMonkey: He gets abused quite frequently by Shake.
* ClassicalAntiHero: He usually means well, but is often too dumb to be of any real use.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Meatwad's perception is...special, all right.
* DeadpanSnarker: In his more lucid moments, and even then, unintentionally.
* TheDitz: Let's put it this way. Shake, who [[TooDumbToLive accidentally kills himself]] on a regular basis, outsmarts and manipulates Meatwad just as often.
* DrunkWithPower: Twice.
* DumbIsGood: For him, at least, making it more like Dumbest Is Good.
* EarnYourHappyEnding:
** After over a decade of constant abuse from Master Shake, [[spoiler:the series finale reveals that after Shake and Frylock's deaths, Meatwad gets married, starts a family, and overall finally leads a happy, normal life.]]
** Ultimately [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope subverted]], since it [[BaitAndSwitch wasn't the real finale]]. The real finale [[StatusQuoIsGod doesn't change a whole lot]]]].
* ExtremeOmnivore: He seems to be capable of eating just about ''anything'', from a computer chip to Shake's ''vomit''. He's also eaten 48 hot dogs in one sitting.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Phlegmatic. Meatwad is incredibly placid, and since he's dumb as a post, he'll go along with almost anything he's told.
* HappilyMarried: [[spoiler:In the DistantFinale.]]
* JerkassBall: Whenever he acquires any form of superiority over someone else, he becomes almost as bad as Shake.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: Anytime he gets his revenge on Shake. If it's this trope or PayEvilUntoEvil depends on how oblivious Meatwad is to Shake's dickery at the time.
* KidHero: At least mentally, anyway.
* TheKirk: [[SubvertedTrope Unfortunately]], while he ''tries'' to be the mediator between Shake and Frylock, he's too laid back, [[CloudCuckooLander unfocused]] and [[TheDitz dull]] to make his own decisions, let alone affect theirs.
* LivingToys: They're not really toys, but he can still talk to them. The others can talk to them in "Shake Like Me". In "Dumber Dolls", Frylock buys him an actual living toy, which turns out to be TheEeyore.
* MadeOfBologna: Well, hamburger meat, but still.
* MadeOfIron: He's surprisingly difficult to kill, as he has shrugged off land mines exploding beneath him and cutting him in half merely splits him into two smaller meatwads.
* ManChild: He and Frylock basically have a father-son relationship, since Meatwad can't think for himself. Though, as shown in Knapsack, he's actually 6. [[spoiler:By the end of the series, he's grown out of this ''immensely''.]]
* ManipulativeBastard: To Master Shake, [[SincerityMode seriously]]. Shake often runs circles around him, but Meatwad is surprisingly good at using Shake's vanity and need for attention against him.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Just look at his "dolls". He even says that he can relate to a DarkerAndEdgier ''Series/SesameStreet'' telling him, "You're gonna die."
* NixonMask: In "[[HalloweenEpisode The Shaving]]".
* PictorialSpeechBubble: His letters and notes to other characters always consist of crudely sketched figures, objects, and scribbles (most having barely any relevance to what he intended to write), accompanied by a voice-over of him reading "it" aloud.
* RantInducingSlight: In "Gee Whiz".
* ShockAndAwe: In "Balloonenstein", after Shake puts him in the dryer for a week.
* SoleSurvivor: [[spoiler:With Chicken Bittle killed prior to the series and Frylock and Shake both permanently dying in the series finale, Meatwad is the only member of the Aqua Teens left alive. Except, in the true finale, this isn't true, as all 3 of the Aqua Teens were shown perfectly fine at the end.]]
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Not as much as Shake or Carl though.
* TooDumbToLive: Although he's not nearly as self-destructive as Shake, he still has his moments. In one episode in which Shake covers the floor with land mines to deal with their rat infestation, Meatwad ends up setting off more mines than the rats do. The most notorious example would have to be in "Time Machine", in the episode, Meatwad blindly talks to an exterminator not knowing a MISSILE is coming towards him! It's one of the few episodes where Meatwad actually dies.
* TookALevelInBadass: In "Last Dance For Napkin Lad", and in the series finale when [[spoiler:it's revealed that he eventually ends up as a mature person with a loving family]].
* VocalEvolution: His voice was rather high-pitched and kind of squeaky in the first season. Afterwards, while still a bit high, his voice became deeper and lost some of the squeaking.
* VoluntaryShapeshifter: He usually only limits himself to turning into a hotdog or an igloo, since those are the only forms he can usually remember.
* YouNoTakeCandle: He often speaks this way.

!!Other Characters

[[folder:Carl Brutananadilewski]]
->"It don't matter. None of this matters."

Their fat, bald, middle-aged neighbor. Voiced by co-creator Dave Willis.

* AllMenArePerverts: He owns a crap ton of pornography, goes to "Melon Shakers" (a strip club) very frequently, masturbates to the yoga channel, and just generally tries hard to get himself laid.
* AntiHero: An example of UnscrupulousHero.
* BerserkButton: The Aqua Teens in general typically piss him off very much, especially when they use his pool or his car.
* ButtMonkey: Carl has it just as bad as [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kenny McCormick]].
* CarpetOfVirility: The man is a ''very'' hairy individual.
* CasanovaWannabe: Despite his claims, most of the women he gets on his own are ugly hookers, and he's still a virgin.
* TheChewToy: His most noticeable trait is that he gets shafted all the time, just for living next door to the Aqua Teens.
* CompleteImmortality: He uses the magic shampoo Frylock has and becomes this. He also gets imprisoned and is consistently electrocuted in an attempt to execute him. He just laughs at the effort.
* CoolLoser: A balding, impotent, starving, chauvinistic loser... with a pretty sweet ride and killer taste in classic rock.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: When he does get killed, it's almost always in this manner.
* DeadpanSnarker: His sarcasm is ''legendary''.
* EveryoneHasStandards: He's unwilling to have sex with Tammy Tangerine, a sentient fruit.
* FatBastard: A short-tempered, vulgar, fat man.
* FatIdiot: More ignorant than stupid.
* FatSlob: He's a rather lazy and slovenly guy.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Choleric. We did say he's short tempered and vulgar.
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Carl was a ButtMonkey even as a child; his father's Christmas gift to him was carpet squares. To eat.
* IdiotSavant: Although contemptuously ignorant in most everything else, Carl's solo webisodes show that, being a dedicated blue-collar tailgater, he's ''very'' knowledgeable about football, even if his locks have a spotty accuracy rate and tend to favor his beloved "New York Football Giants".
* ImageSong: "I Don't Need No Instructions To Know How To Rock!"
* {{Jerkass}}: Though not as much as Shake, but that's probably not possible. In one episode he verbally berates his cousin Denise simply because he feels that is his right as her family member.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Carl's case is also understandable given how he bears the brunt of the Aqua Teens' antics.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Now and then, he has his moments of being nice.
* KarmicDeath: Many of Carl's deaths verge on this.
** In "Storage Zeebles" Carl finds a [[TheSmurfs magical world]] and then decides to harvest all of its resources while exploiting the native species's kindness. Despite the Zeebles' pleading him to stop harvesting their world, Carl ignores him and practically ransacks the whole dimension. In turn however, Carl is mauled to death by the "Night Wolf", starting from his [[GroinAttack crotch]].
** In "Hospice" Carl purposely maxes out his mom's credit card while she's dying of cancer. In turn, Carl's mom (whose cancer has entered remission) decides to ''burn him alive''.
* LoserProtagonist: Perpetually poor, unemployed, starving, unlucky in love, and generally unlucky in life.
* NoodleIncident: Mostly centered around his friend, Terry, who's been in jail for crimes too gruesome to mention.
* OnlySaneMan: Carl's an ignorant, sex-crazed, crude, lazy bum. On any other show, he'd be the wacky next-door neighbor. However, since he's the neighbour of the ''Aqua Teens'', he's the sane one by default.
* STDImmunity: Averted. He's very open about the fact that he has crabs.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Carl dies ridiculously often, usually because of something the Aqua Teens did.
* ThisLoserIsYou: A balding, impotent, chauvinistic loser.
* ThrowTheDogABone: When the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future causes his pool to become filled with elf blood in the first season finale, he sells his house to Music/{{Danzig}} for a million dollars and isn't seen for the rest of the episode, so presumably he got his million. Of course, since the show has NegativeContinuity he's back at his house again at the start of the next season.
* TookALevelInJerkass: Carl became really prone to committing crimes and even murder in later seasons.
* TookALevelInKindness: Maybe to combat the above, he also begins to openly associate himself with the Aqua Teens more often, rather than going to great lengths to distance himself from them.
* TokenHuman: To the Aqua Teens.
* UnfazedEveryman: It's rare for him to be legitimately shocked by the craziness he surrounds himself with. In fact, in some cases, he'll even join in with it.
-->'''Carl:''' ''(yelling at the [[ItMakesSenseInContext two giant Easter eggs destroying his house]])'' 'Ey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Depending on the episode.
* VerbalTic: Says the words "frick" and "frig" a lot.
* VocalEvolution: He sounded pretty raspy and not as gruff in the first several episodes as he would later on.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: While the Aqua Teens' stories are wrapped up in the series finale, it's never explicitly stated what happened to Carl, though it can be inferred that he finally moved out at some point.
* VitriolicBestBuds: When Carl isn't outright hating the Aqua Teens, their relationship typically falls under this category.

[[folder:The Mooninites (Ignignokt and Err)]]

->''"Some might say the Earth is our moon."''
->''"We're the moon."''
->''"But that would belittle the name of our moon. Which is: The Moon."''


Aliens from the moon that look like they'd be better off in an Atari game.

Voiced by Dave Willis (Ignignokt) and Matt Maiellaro (Err).

* [[AntiVillain Anti-Villains]]: They're more of a nuisance to the Aqua Teens than an actual threat...for the most part.
* ArchEnemy: To the Aqua teens, if only because they're the most recurring "threat".
* AwesomeButImpractical: Their lasers can vaporize anything, but they shoot a...
** PainfullySlowProjectile: Which Carl still manages to get hit by.
* BigBad: Sort of. Out of the antagonists of the show, they are the most recurring.
* BigGuyLittleGuy: They're both short compared to most of the characters, but Ignignokt is much larger than Err.
* ColdHam: Ignignokt has a monotone voice, but really ''loves'' to deliver arrogant speeches, like he's a top-notch evil mastermind, despite Mooninites' actions being nothing more than rowdyism. Made even funnier, that sometimes Ignignokt will just cut his speech, when he runs out of words to say.
* DemotedToExtra: Despite being the most notable antagonists of the series, they only get a few scenes in the movie. They were actually planned to have more screen time, but much of it had little to do with the plot and was cut.
* DirtyCoward: When confronted for their actions their first instinct is to high tail it and run.
* {{Expy}}: Ignignokt and Err have the voices and personalities of ''[[PoorlyDisguisedPilot Baffler Meal]]'' Master Shake and Frylock respectively.
* FlippingTheBird: Mooninites' signature gesture, and also the running gag for first three episodes centered around them.
-->'''Ignignokt''' I hope they can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
* FreudianExcuse: PlayedForLaughs in "Moonahujana" when Err tells a sob story about his past (parental issues included), and how everything he does is just a cry for attention.
* GeneralFailure: In "The Last one Forever and Ever" Ignignokt is this in spades. Him and Err assemble great part of villains and not-so villains from previous episodes to terrorize Aqua Teens. This ends up with most of the characters being killed by each other due to lack of any organisation or plan whatsoever and, yeah, most of the party members being complete morons.
** In "Spacecadeuce" Ignignokt and Err also, presumably, send a bunch of other mooninites to their death by ordering them to investigate a sentient meat-eating spaceship. Just because they had nothing better to do.
* GreenAndMean: Ignignokt.
* HotBlooded: Err will attack anything that bothers him, and a lot of things bother him. But he's really small, so it's no big deal. [[PintsizedPowerhouse Don't underestimate him, though.]]
* HumansAreMorons: This is the ''opinion'' held by Igignokt and Err, [[CulturalPosturing believing that they are superior to all life on Earth in every possible way]]. Unfortunately, they themselves are not all that smart and are always ultimately shown to be dumber than just about everyone they ever meet on Earth--human, food product, or otherwise.
* HypercompetentSidekick: Both of them aren't quite bright, but Err occasionally shows more self-awareness and smarts, despite his follower status.
* InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien
* {{Leitmotif}}: Though the full version never plays outside of the credits (and even then, each episode gets a different verse), the Mooninites do have a [[ theme song]], a few riffs from which always appear in episodes where they feature.
* MightyGlacier: Their blaster can vaporize stuff, but the bullets are painfully slow.
* OutOfFocus: They appeared much less frequently as the show went on.
* PintsizedPowerhouse: Err is barely bigger than Meatwad, but easily supports his partner's entire mass during Quad Laser attack (not so much during Quad Glacier though), and can knock out Carl like no problem.
* ThePowerOfRock: In one episode, they get their hands on the Foreigner Belt--a belt that gives the wearer superpowers based on the band's songs. For example, setting the belt to ''Cold As Ice'' gives freezing powers.
* RedOniBlueOni: The serene and haughty Ignignokt is blue, while the hyper and aggressive Err is red.
* RetrAux: All moon people are designed to look like 8-bit video game characters. The original plan was to portray them as refugees from a failed Atari game.
* RoguesGallery: They're the most recurring "villains" of the show. Their only real ambition is to rob stores.
* SarcasticDevotee: Err often agrees with Ignignokt's words and actions, still wouldn't mind to goof up his plans or snark at given opportunity.
-->'''Err''' *reads Ignignokt's note* The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies, our villages and our pets. And he has laid ways to our craps'.
-->'''Ignignokt''' 'Crops' is what I typed, Err.
-->'''Err''' But it says 'craps'.
-->'''Ignignokt''' I know, Err.
-->'''Err''' It should be 'craps', that is funnier.
-->'''Ignignokt''' I've processed that humor.
-->'''Err''' (to Meatwad) So, won't you please help us. [[{{Corpsing}} S-s-save our craps?]]
-->'''Ignignokt''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Err please, stop fueling my]] [[TranquilFury silent rage]]
-->[Later in the [[BrickJoke same episode]]]
-->'''Err''' And see you later! We gotta harvest our craps!
-->'''Ignignokt''' Err, please!
* SmallNameBigEgo: Ignignokt and Err are always rambling on about how the moon is superior to Earth, but when challenged on it, they can't even explain why.
* SmokingIsCool: The Mooninites think so.
-->'''Err:''' We smoke as we [[FlippingTheBird shoot the bird!]]
* SophisticatedAsHell: Ignignokt's manner of speech is slightly this. He also owns a stencil with "fart" written in italics.
* TheStoic: Ignignokt, doesn't stop him from being stupid though.
* TheStoner: They admit they have Moonajuana.
* StupidCrooks:
-->'''Ignignokt'''... as we commit first degree Grand Theft Coffee Table!
* TaremeEyes[=/=]TsurimeEyes: Not their eyes themselves, but their eyebrows. Ignignokt, the calm, cool-headed one has tareme eyebrows, while Err, the excitable, hot-headed one has tsurime eyebrows.
* VitriolicBestBuds: They are not as dysfunctional as Aqua Teens or Plutonians, but still.
-->'''Err''': Look man. I'm here for you, it's okay. Now, what I want you to do, is drink this. ''[hands a jar to Ignignokt]''\\
'''Ignignokt''': ''[takes the jars and drinks it]'' Thank you, Err. What was that thick shake?\\
'''Err''': Well I'll tell you what it is, it's mayonnaise, I found it in the trash can...\\
''[Err starts laughing while Ignignokt [[VomitIndiscretionShot vomits]]]''\\
'''Err''': ... And it had hair on it! And you drank it! Because ''I'm'' your doctor! Do what I say!
* VocalEvolution: Ignignokt sounded rather odd in his first appearance on the show, being emotionless (well, ''more'' emotionless than usual) and less suave compared to his subsequent appearances.


[[folder:The Plutonians (Emory and Oglethorpe)]]


Pointy aliens from Pluto.

* AchievementsInIgnorance: They manage to create someone with a vague resemblance to Shake just handing him a photo of Shake, tossing him in a pizza oven, and telling him to wing it.
* AliensStealCable: Literally. They use the [[LawyerFriendlyCameo Fargate]] to tap into the Aqua Teens' cable.
* [[AntiVillain Anti-Villains]]: Despite their efforts, they are simply too dumb to make use of them.
* [[TheDitz The Ditzes]]: Whilst the Mooninites aren't the brightest of beings themselves, it says something that the Plutonians (especially Oglethorpe) easily fall for their pranks in "Spacecataz" and are hardly able to top them.
* EasilyThwartedAlienInvasion: In their first appearance, they have no real plan. In the second, they intend to "de-terraform" earth, but again lack a proper plan. In the third, they are literally only [[AliensStealCable stealing the Aqua Teens' cable.]]
* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Stupid Evil Has Standards]]: They may be idiots, but they cannot comprehend how weird and dumb Master Shake is.
** Oglethorpe is also rather insistent about [[WritingAroundTrademarks changing in any way]] [[LawyerFriendlyCameo some familiar-looking stuff they use]] [[YouWannaGetSued to avoid copyright issues]].
* EyeScream: PlayedForLaughs when Oglethorpe tries to activate a retinal scan:
--> '''Oglethorpe:''' "Retinal scan, ON!" ''(the laser instead vaporizes his eyes, smoke coming out of their sockets)'' "AYE! DAMMIT! WRONG LASER, WRONG LASER! Why didn't you label them?"
* FeetOfClay: Oglethorpe is initially described as having invented the Insane-O-Flex in the movie, but this is later disproved.
* ForeignCussWord: Oglethorpe knows a German one.
* HarmlessVillain: They plan to conquer the world, but in Frylock's words, they're too incompetent to "take over a damn bowl of Jell-O."
* HyperCompetentSidekick: Emory is a lot smarter than Oglethorpe, and is much more in tune with reality than he is. Either due to a weak personality, or just not caring enough to say no, he still goes along with what Oglethorpe says.
* InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien: While their ship is sufficiently advanced, ''they'' (mainly Oglethorpe) are unbelievably stupid and clearly know nothing about how it works. It's even been shown that they don't even know how a simple reading lamp works. Hell, they mistake their own bodily waste for ''soap'' and clean their ship with it!
* OnlySaneMan: Emory is a lot more grounded in reality than Oglethorpe.
* PoirotSpeak: For some reason, Oglethorpe has a German accent.
* PutOnABus: Only made a few cameos after TheMovie, but they reappear in "Spacecaduce".
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: It has to be seen to be believed.
-->'''Oglethorpe:''' We have successfully traveled beyond both space and time through the Fargate...[[AliensStealCable to get free cable!]]\\
'''Emory:''' I think it's a star...gate?\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' It's the ''Fargate''. '''F'''. It's different from that movie which I have never seen, so how would I copy it?\\
'''Emory:''' Chill, man. It's all right, let's just turn it on.\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' I just want to make sure we are clear that it's the ''Fargate''. Goes ''far'', get it? And there is no way it came from that [[Film/{{Stargate}} movie]] or that [[Series/StargateSG1 syndicated series based on the movie.]]\\
'''Emory:''' sure was a good movie.\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' Yah, yes it was.
* ThemeNaming: Oglethorpe and Emory are colleges in UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}}, Georgia (home of [[Creator/AdultSwim Williams Street Productions]]).
* TooDumbToLive: Besides Master Shake and occasionally Meatwad, they are the ''only'' characters in the entire series that are dumber than the Mooninites.
-->'''Oglethorpe''': ''[After "trapping" Shake in some circular floating laser rings, he brings down a disco ball, believing it to be a god.]'' Orbnoticus, we seek wisdom; to what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use? ''[No reply]''\\
'''Emory''': ...Maybe he's sleeping.\\
'''Emory''': I'm just saying, maybe we should call the installer. I mean, it's the same guy that did the laser rings.\\
'''Oglethorpe''': ''[Looks over and sees Shake is no longer in the rings.]'' THE PRISONER! '''HE'S ESCAAAAAPED!!'''\\
'''Shake''': (Standing right next to the rings) Nah, I'm over here. Hey, that disco ball is pretty cool.\\
'''Oglethorpe''': This is Orbnoticus, and he is all-knowing.\\
'''Shake''': Then why ain't he saying Jack crap? ''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent In the background, we see the spaceship they're in suddenly begin hurdling down toward Earth.]]]''\\
'''Emory''': Yeah, man. How come?\\
'''Oglethorpe''': Because silence is his wisdom. Obviously he's busy navigating us through the stars and-- ''[Suddenly notices they're about to crash.]'' OH MY GOODNESS!! ''[Spaceship crashes, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Emory and Oglethorpe, carrying the disco ball rush out of a hole in their ship and run away.]]]'' Go, go, go!\\
'''Emory''': We're goin'!\\
'''Oglethorpe''': Do not look back, just go!

[[folder:The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future]]



[[ExactlyWhatItsaysOnTheTin Read his name again if you're having trouble with this one.]]

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* InvoluntaryShapeshifting
* MrExposition: A parody. The stories he tells make absolutely no sense and typically put everybody to sleep.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot
* OnceUponATime: Again, ''[[CatchPhrase THOOOUUSANDS OF YEARS AGO]]''...
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: He's a robot with a head that resembles a chicken. For that matter, he's not even intangible.
* OverlyLongName


Shake's apparent son... or is he?

* ExitPursuedByABear:
-->'''Shake''': You mean there are two talking milkshake people?
-->''Ezekial is carried away by an engraged Chess Dragon''
-->'''Frylock''': Well, there ''were''.
* GeniusDitz: Despite his child-like mind, he still manages to thoroughly defeat Chess Dragon at a game of chess.
* ManChild: He has the appearance and behavioral patterns of a child, but according to Frylock he's older than Shake by several thousand years.
* MeaningfulName: Meatwad names him Jesus Ezekial Jesus, so he'll sound like he's from Literature/TheBible.
* [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Really Four Thousand Years Old]]: So he says. At the very least, he ''is'' older than Shake, though how much older is unknown.
* TooDumbToLive: Gets taken way by Chess Dragon and cheerfully shouts "I'm going on an adventure!" Is presumably killed offscreen.

[[folder:Dr. Wong Burger and Associates]]
!!'''Dr. Wong Burger'''

A dick with a coat full of mouths.

* FreudianExcuse: In "Hands on a Hamburger".
-->'''Wong Burger''': "'My son isn't a Cheeseburger,' they cried! 'Your son IS A CHEESEBURGER!', I cried '''BACK'''!"
* LargeHam
* MadScientist
* MeaningfulName
* RunningGag: He always wants to return to his home planet, whether it's Dick Planet, Tooth Planet, or Burger Planet.
* YoureInsane: And by "Creature From Plaque Lagoon", he's fully aware of it.
--> '''Frylock''': You're a madman, Wong Burger!
--> '''Wong Burger''': Eyeah, I KNOW THAT!
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: In each of his appearances after "Dickesode", he's modified himself with a different body, changing from a "dick with balls of rage", to a tooth, and then a giant hamburger. He always keeps his face and glasses, though.

!!'''Wong Burger Employees'''

His [[AcceptableTargets stereotypically Asian]] rice employees.

* AnthromorphicFood: They're walking grains of rice, further enforcing the Asian stereotype, who wear long necklaces made out of dicks and carry sharp hooks.
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Only seen together.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Wongburger never uses them again in his plans.

[[folder:MC Pee Pants]]

Whatever form he's in, he has a BatmanGambit to take over the world, but he really wants to be free from {{Satan}}. He still has a diaper, yellow eyes, and a shower cap, though.

* BrokenPedestal: He loses Meatwad's loyalty as Sir Loin when it turns out he wasn't gathering food for "da shorteez", but for the ridiculous plan he had at the time to pay for his patio furniture.
* CosmicPlaything: In all of the ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast'' [[TheVerse Universe,]] he's literally the only character to be affected by {{Continuity}}.
* {{Expy}}: Of Literature/{{It}}'s true form.
* GiantSpider: This is his original form.
* InsaneTrollLogic: '''ALL''' of his plans.
-->'''MC Pee Pants''': We take these monsters, right? We start a haunted house! Yeah? Yeah, you feel me? And we invite everyone to the haunted house, and they come thinking it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact, the house is also ''for sale'' 'cause it's a condo, get it? Like in "Hilton Head." And people are gonna pay big-ass cash money to buy this, right? And then we take all that money and buy ''MORE'' psychedelic mushrooms, '''YOU FEEL ME?!'''
** That's supposed to be a plan to "defeat" the Aqua Teens. And "Defeat," in this case, is very ill-defined.
* InvoluntaryShapeshifting: Satan keep bringing him back as random things, apparently for [[ForTheEvulz his own amusement]]. A cow, a worm, an old man and a fly.
* MindControlMusic: This is his main schtick. He places subliminal messages in catchy rap songs to rope people into his insane schemes. For instance, in his first appearance, his plan was to brainwash listeners into eating so much candy that their increased blood sugar could power a drill to bore into Hell.
* MeaningfulName: His Sir Loin persona was a cow and Little Brittle is a brittle old man.
* NeverLearnedToRead: Despite being a lyricist, he is illiterate. This is used against him when he's a cow; convinced that a sign that clearly says "slaughterhouse" reads "bank", he walks right to his doom.
* MotorMouth: He talks like he's out of Speed Racer.
* TooDumbToLive: The first thing he decides to do after being turned into a vampire is to '''''walk out into sunlight.'''''


The Aqua Teens landlord. His presence makes there be {{Continuity}}.

* DaywalkingVampire: In contrast to his WeaksauceWeakness, he seems to have no problems with sunlight.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: Actually, four thousand and forty.
* VoluntaryShapeshifter
* WeaksauceWeakness: Garlic, of course, but in the form of champagne.

[[folder:The Bible Fruit]]

A group of three talking fruits, consisting of Bert Banana, Tammy Tangerine, and Mortimer Mango, who are all Born-Again Christians, as well as recovering drug addicts.

* TheAlcoholic: All of them are former drug addicts, but Bert has a violent relapse after he finds out Frylock has rum. After Mortimer pours it down the sink, he's actually desperate enough to drink it that he wants to find a monkey wrench and drink it out of the pipes. After that, he goes on a rampage throughout the Aqua Teens' house, demanding cocaine from his friends.
* AnthropomorphicFood: Much to the main trio's surprise, they're another trio of talking food. Frylock met them online, and assumed their pictures were just silly internet avatars.
* {{Expy}}: They're a rather obvious parody of the characters from WesternAnimation/VeggieTales.
* FaceHeelTurn: At first, they're friendly towards Frylock and Meatwad, albeit pushy about their religion. However, Bert has a violent relapse and turns on everyone, demanding cocaine. Mortimer and Tammy then join him after Frylock tells them that Shake is [[BlatantLies filled with crystal meth]].
* {{Fingore}}: Mortimer lost two of his fingers when he was building a birdhouse on drugs. Bert also apparently used to beat up Tammy so hard that he needed his hands to be completely amputated and replaced.
* TheFundamentalist: All three of them are extremely Christian and try to push their beliefs on Frylock. However, it's clear that they only turned to Jesus to try and get out of their drug addictions.


[[folder:Dr. Weird]]

->''"Gentlemen, BEHOOOOOLD!"''


A mad scientist who works out of an abandoned insane asylum in Jersey.

* AnythingThatMoves: Including a lawnmower. Which then bore his child.
* AxCrazy: He's not called Dr. ''Weird'' for nothing.
* [[spoiler:BarbieDollAnatomy]]: TheMovie explains one of the teaser jokes [[BrickJoke from an episode of season 1]] as this.
* BerserkButton: Don't mispronounce his name. He'll sic spiders on you. [[BeyondTheImpossible Through the phone lines.]]
* BlatantLies: When he tells Steve that the second batch of corn shall be different.
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah, I dunno man. I mean, after [[BlackComedyRape last time...]]
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' This time...SHALL BE DIFFERENT! [[EvilLaugh MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA]]
-->'''Steve:''' Well all right, cause I am hungry again.
-->''(corn attacks Steve exactly the same way as last time)''
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' [[LampshadeHanging It's not different at all, is it Steve?]] AHAHAHAHAHAHA
* CatchPhrase: "Gentlemen, ''BEHOLD!!!''"
* ChekhovsSkill: In the movie: [[spoiler:"I AM A MASTER OF DISGUISE!!!"]]
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Nothing he does tends to have any rhyme or reason to it.
* DirtyOldMan: See AnythingThatMoves.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Several times. He once spliced his roommate Randal's DNA with a fried pork chop for not paying his half of the utilities. Another time, he sent spiders through the phone line to attack a telemarketer who mispronounced his name. Then there was the time that he pulled his brain out of his head and started firing lasers at Steve because Steve didn't bring him lunch. There was also the time that he fired several exploding tacos from his mouth at the janitor for picking up his medallion.
* DoesNotLikeShoes: He tends to go barefoot for some reason.
* EvilLaugh: Often. It's a sure sign that something bad is about to happen to [[TheChewToy Steve]]. It also has shades of LaughingMad.
* ForScience: Subverted. Steve ''thinks'' this is why he had sex with a lawn mower. Turns out he did it because it was free, and the lawn mower was drunk.
* HighPressureBlood: He believes he has enough blood to launch himself from New Jersey to Arizona on decapitation.
-->Dr. Weird: '''[[CatchPhrase GENTLEMEN!!!]]''' Chop [[OffWithHisHead off my head]] with such velocity, and my blood will rocket through my neck, and propel my lifeless body, '''ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!!!'''
-->Steve: [[DullSurprise Wow]], what's in Pheonix?
--> Dr. Weird: [[YourMom Why, it's your mama Steve]], [[AnAxeToGrind GET THE AX!!!]]
* IAmYourFather: [[spoiler:Revealed to be the creator of the Hunger Force in TheMovie.]]
** [[spoiler: Turns out to be a zigzagging trope as Dr Weird then insists Fry is his father, then Walter Melon shows up and says he's all their fathers. By the time their mother, a seven layer burrito, shows up, nobody except Meatwad even cares and the movie goes straight to credits. And ''then'' it was revealed in 2010 by series creator Dave Willis that Dr. Weird ''did'' create the Aqua Teens, and that Walter Melon was simply one of Weird's creations used for his insane and convoluted plot to mess with the Aqua Teens.]]
* ItsAllAboutMe: Hinted at in his first appearance. He explicitly avoids naming himself when lamenting the escape of his latest invention:
--> '''Dr. Weird''': WHAT HAS '''SCIENCE''' DOOONE?
* {{Jerkass}}: When his antics aren't outright insane, they're usually intentionally harmful to Steve.
* JumpScare: PlayedForLaughs in one episode, where [[spoiler:he interrupts the shot of South Jersey Island by popping up in front of the island and shouting "BULLSH[[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]]!"]]
* LargeHam: ''Very'' large.
* MadScientist: Emphasis on ''mad''.
* MeaningfulName: Everything that he does is weird (sometimes even ''beyond'' that), though this could be explained by him living in what once was an insane asylum. His antics include teaching his ass to eat his hand, making love to (and impregnating) a lawn mower, sending spiders through the phone lines to telemarketers, tricking Steve into allowing corn to mate with him...twice, using a chain saw to cut off his flesh in order to lose weight, injecting himself with large amounts of barbecue sauce, cutting off his own head so that [[HighPressureBlood the blood spraying out of his neck]] will propel him all the way to Phoenix, asking Steve to agitate a snake coiled up inside his helmet, and much, MUCH more.
* NoIndoorVoice: He only has one volume: SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!
* {{Robosexual}}: Has a child with a lawn mower.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: He and Steve died on a semi-regular basis.



Dr. Weird's exasperated and much-abused assistant.

* BeleagueredAssistant
* TheChewToy
* OnlySaneMan
* ServileSnarker: When Dr. Weird isn't looking.
-->'''Steve:''' ''(immitating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with Barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
* TemptingFate: See above. His head gets bitten off by a giant Dr. Weird head for imitating him.
* TooDumbToLive: Falls for Dr. Weird's blatant lies about the second batch of corn being different than the last time.

[[folder:Hand Banana]]

A yellow dog that Frylock genetically engineers for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA.

* AIIsACrapshoot: His sinister nature can be chalked up to the side effects from the software that created him, which made it illegal in 80 countries and with a warning not to actually make your own dog.
* BlackComedyRape: Continuously rapes Carl throughout his debut episode.
* CatchPhrase: "Tonight..You!"
* DogsAreDumb: He acts like this towards the Aqua Teens, and only shows his true colors to Carl.
* {{Jerkass}}: Shows no remorse for his actions.
* KarmaHoudini: Ultimately gets away with his actions.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: He isn't seen again until "The Greatest Story Ever Told" making his fate uncertain.


A RobotGirl build by Frylock as a perfect mate for Shake

* AIIsACrapshoot: Freda rather quickly develops sentience and realises she can't stand Shake, so she dumps him and convinces Carl to kill him.
* {{Asexual}}: Is implied to be this. As the 'sextapes' show, she would rather leaf through a magazine on the sofa, than participate in some action with Shake or Carl and Meatwad.
* BeautyMark: On her upper lip.
* {{Expy}}: She looks like T-1000 without her 'human' face.
* DrivenToSuicide: Throws herself off the brigde, after getting fed up with Shake's stalking
* LadyInRed
* RidiculouslyHumanRobot: At the start of episode, we're tricked to believe that Shake actually found his soulmate...until Frylock reveals the truth.
* RoboticSpouse: Build to be this for Shake. She snaps out of it quickly.
* SexForServices: Offers Carl a handjob, if he kills Shake. It's unclear if she actually fulfills her promise.
* {{Sexbot}}: Subverted, she may be designed like one, but she's really not into it.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: Well, she was dressed up according to Shake's preferences.