The DeadpanSnarker cast of ''FanFic/AeonEntelechyEvangelion'' and their tropes (original to this story, check out the [[Characters/NeonGenesisEvangelion NGE character page]] for more information).
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[[WMG:Shinji Ikari]]
* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: He has two younger annoying twin sisters, Hikary and Haruhy.
* ApologisesALot: To Rei, even when compared to canon.
* CowardlyLion: Even more so than canon, considering the inherently, mind-scramblingly terrifying nature of [=ENEs=].
* DreamSequence: Shinji has a weird one at the start of chapter 4.
* EyeScream: When Asherah ripped out one of Unit 01's eyes, Shinji's synch rate was high enough to experience some of the pain (although not enough for any physical injury).
* HasTwoMommies: Shinji was raised by two women (a FSB agent and an Ashcroft sorceress) selected by his father.
* IDontKnowMortalKombat: A non-video game variant, where Shinji's skills are strictly attuned to being in the Eva, so he can do nothing but be a punching bag for Toja while in school. His gun training does transfer to the Light Gun Arcade game, but those are designed for scouting potential military recruits anyway.
** In the video game variant, there is a TakeThat to GuitarHero and RockBand.
* LameExcuse: Shinji admits to himself that finding something to do, anything, in order to delay his visit to Ayanami's place is this.
* [[spoiler:NearDeathExperience]]
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: On Eshmun.
* [[spoiler:[[OnlyMostlyDead Only Clinically Dead]]: After his first encounter with Mot.]]
* OnlySaneMan: Shinji sees himself as this, what with his constant complaining and lampshading about the ridiculous circumstances in his life. [[SanitySlippage It's not entirely accurate]].
* PostVictoryCollapse: After making sure that Rei was okay, he promptly falls asleep from exhaustion.
* ReadTheFinePrint: Shinji makes sure to read it when joining the training programme, to the irritation of Fuyutsuki.
* SlasherSmile: Shinji, uh, ''flips out'' a little bit against Eshmun, the Fourth Harbinger. Just a little bit.
* TheSnarkKnight
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Gendo was hiding it well, but Shinji having Yui's chin made their "recruitment" talk unexpectedly harder for him.
* TrainingMontage: Shinji's progress from barely moving and doing lots of property damage to normal walking in the EVA.
* UnstoppableRage: He snapped when he was beaten up by Eshmun.

[[WMG: Rei Ayanami]]

* ArmorPiercingSlap: Well, more of a punch than a slap.
* CreepyChild: [[BetterThanCanon Creepier than canon]] by ''far''.
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: Part and parcel of her being a ''sidoci''.
* EyeScream: The one which, in canon was merely injured, was entirely lost in the Unit 00 activation incident.
* GrayEyes: Both a Type 1 and a Type 2; she both plays into the seer archetype, as well as the cold-distant-and-strong-willed one.
* MindOverManners
* NakedFirstImpression: When Shinji meets her for the "first" time, when she is naked in the medical tank and missing one eye. The real (maybe) first time is when she incinerates some hostile operatives Alma-style right before his eyes, which causes Shinji to feel very uneasy everytime he is near her.
** And, naturally, the first time he actually ''talks'' to her is the same NakedFirstImpression as canon.
* NoSocialSkills: Slightly subverted, as AEE!Gendo didn't dare to neglect Rei like he did in NGE. However, her White nature means that his efforts were mitigated, and she's still cold and distant.
* PeopleJars: Rei in the medical tank. Wait a moment. A precognitive in a tank filled with orange fluid? Sounds [[{{Dune}} familiar]].
* ProphetEyes
* PsychicPowers
* RaceLift: Rei is a ''sidoci'', a white xenomix. This is not so much having her race changed, as having one assigned for once.
* SpockSpeak
* SurprisinglySuddenDeath: Rei doing her best Alma impression in her obligatory BookEnds appearance.
* WomanInWhite

[[WMG: Asuka Langley Souryu]]

* AcePilot: Unfortunately for her, her being only 16 means a lot of restrictions that she feels are detrimental to her piloting.
* AcquiredPoisonImmunity: See below.
* BodyCountCompetition
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: As a part of her training, she has gone through AcquiredPoisonImmunity-styled controlled desensitizing to anything sanity losing.
* ConstantlyCurious: The 4-year-old Asuka was ''adorably'' curious.
* ElectronicEyes
* EyeScream: She lost her eyes by looking at what appears to be a nuclear detonation.
* FlashbackNightmare: Her nightmare about how she lost her original eyes.
* LamarckWasRight: She inherited a good deal of her mother's genius, who was also genefixed.
* ShowerOfAngst

[[WMG: Misato Katsuragi]]
* AcePilot: According to Ritsuko, she was one of the best pilots of her generation.
* ChristmasCake: Emphasized in Chapter 8 when Toja and Kensuke call her Mrs. Ikari.
* CloudCuckooLander: Shinji sees Misato as this when they're off duty. Ritsuko ties together an explanation for this and her being a LethalChef (see the latter's entry below).
* DrivesLikeCrazy: As usual, now with her car's interior upgraded with stuff that is better suited for aircraft. (It's a flying car, but still...)
* ElectronicEyes: As standard among mecha pilots.
* LethalChef: She has the same sensory issues (and resulting culinary fallout) that she had in ANE. This time around, though, it's due to brain damage caused by exposure to the environment of Leng as opposed to ANE's more directly brutal reason. [[spoiler:At least, that's what Ritsuko tells Shinji. It's only part of the truth, and the rest, from her inner dialogue, is best left unspoken.]]
* TuckAndCover: She did this to Shinji when the nuke was used against Asherah.

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