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[[folder:In General]]
* ImprobableAge: In the first show, the cast are in their second year at Hogwarts, and yet they're all [[DawsonCasting played by college students]]. Only midway through Act Two is it mentioned that, yes, they actually are only 12-13 years old. Turned up a notch in ''Sequel'', when they're 11-12 year old first years and things get even raunchier. First-year students are called "freshmen", they curse like sailors, and they're all quite preoccupied with romantic and sexual feelings for each other. Averted somewhat in ''Senior Year'', when they are seventh years (or as they call them, “seniors”) and are suppose to be 17-18 years old.
** Being [=StarKid=], their ImprobableAge and DawsonCasting are heavily Lampshaded, parodied, and played for laughs.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Very few of the actors bother to sound British unless they're invoking EvilBrit. Then again, the trilogy goes back and forth about whether it's even ''set'' in Britain. Aversions are noted in individual character sheets.
[[/folder]]

!Hogwarts Students
[[folder:Harry]]
!!Harry Potter
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[[caption-width-right:300:I'm Harry freakin' Potter and I'm the man!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/DarrenCriss, Sango Tajima (past Harry), Clark Baxtresser (''Senior Year'' album)

->''"No way? You listen to me now: for eleven years, I was a Muggle douchebag living under some stairs. This year, I found out I'm a wizard, and I'm famous. I can fly and turn invisible, and I just traveled the fuck back in time! So fuck you, Draco, how's that for a happy thought? So there is absolutely no way... that there is no way. You hear me?"''

Much like his canon counterpart, Harry Potter is "the boy who lived", an orphan made famous by being the only wizard to ever survive Voldemort's killing curse. However in this universe he embraces his fame and sees himself as the coolest kid in school who can charm anyone with his guitar. He's a bit too full of himself, as it turns out, but as the show goes on, he begins to grow as a person and get ready to face his fate as he battles Voldemort.
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* AesopAmnesia: He's back to being an arrogant jerk at the beginning of each year.
* BigManOnCampus: Harry comes to Hogwarts and is immediately bombarded with praise, worship, and musical accompaniment which inflates his ego to the size of a zeppelin. By his second year at Hogwarts, he's really just another student, but his ego hasn't changed to accommodate his lowered popularity.
* CharacterDevelopment: Once Voldemort returns, it hits him just how in over his head he's been.
* DyingDeclarationOfLove: "I love you all. [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Except you, Draco]], [[PrecisionFStrike I can't fucking stand you]]. Goodbye."
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: There's a bit of HomoeroticSubtext in the way he's viewed by Ron, Draco, Dumbledore, Snape... the list goes on.
* ExpositoryHairstyleChange: His hair is much shorter in ''Senior Year'' than in the previous shows. The significance there is fairly meta, as in every musical he simply has Darren's real hair, and the show contains some RealitySubtext about Darren leaving his Creator/TeamStarkid days behind.
* FamedInStory: As in canon, he's a legend in the Wizarding World, as detailed in the song "Harry Freakin' Potter".
%%* FunnyAfro: Past!Harry.
* GenreBlind:
** He gets better, but at the beginning of the first musical, he's so blinded by his sky-high self-esteem he doesn't realize Chosen Ones have to fight Dark Lords.
--->'''Harry''': [[TemptingFate No way this year anyone's gonna die!]]
** This line delivered to [[AxCrazy Umbridge]], which gets a well-deserved SlasherSmile in response:
--->'''Harry:''' I'm not afraid of you! You're a teacher, you can't hurt me! Do your worst!
* HeroicBSOD: At the DarkestHour of ''Musical'' and ''Sequel'', and for most of ''Senior Year'', in which he travels to Godric's Hollow in an attempt to find himself.
* IJustWantToBeNormal: Subverted. He's Harry ''freakin''' Potter and he loves it.
* InSeriesNickname: Lots of folks call him "HP".
* InformedAttribute: The Scarf of Sexual Preference sorts him as metrosexual. The only time he exhibits this is immediately afterward, when he criticizes the shoes that come with his Hogwarts uniform.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: The whole joke of how he treats Ginny, including serenading her with a love song and watching her overjoyed only to tell her the song is for Cho Chang. Then tell her how much more attractive Cho is than any other girl he knows.
** He ''still'' treats her this way after they've been dating for years in AVPSY, only now it's much harder to call [[JerkAss "innocent"]].
* ItsAllAboutMe: On the subject of summoning a Patronus:
-->'''Ron:''' I'm thinking about Harry!\\
'''Harry:''' Oh, cool, I was thinking about me too.
%%* JerkAss: Especially in ''Senior Year''.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: On a good day pre-CharacterDevelopment.
* KirkSummation: Gives a fairly book-faithful one to Voldemort in ''Musical'', and another to Umbridge in ''Sequel'' telling her not to dwell on the past. Both speeches receive a ShutUpKirk in response.
* TheLeader: Harry leads his friends against Voldemort when the Order of the Phoenix and the Hogwarts staff fails.
* ObliviousToLove: Ginny's advances go right over his head as he lusts after Cho.
* OnlyOneWhoLikesSpam: He's the only one who likes the citrus soft drink, Squirt. [[ExploitedTrope Part of Voldemort and Quirrell's EvilPlan hinges on this.]] They turn the ladle used to serve the drink into a Portkey, and since Harry's the only one who will touch the stuff, he'll definitely be the one to grab it.
* OnlySaneMan: In Act 2 of ''Musical''.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Ron (and, hilariously enough, the audience) react with shock when he says he ''doesn't want'' a Red Vine.
* OutOfFocus: He's slightly less prominent in the third musical. Very, very mild example, as he's still the main protagonist, but the narrative is also carried by several other characters and even Harry's portions of the story have other characters do the heavy lifting as far as dialogue and singing, since Darren didn't have the time to learn a lead role's worth of lines and songs.
* ScrewTheRulesImFamous: Unsuccessfully attempts this in ''Sequel'':
-->'''Umbridge:''' Permission form to Hogsmeade?\\
'''Harry:''' Ah, no, I'm Harry Potter.
* ScrewYourself: Doesn't actually pull it off, but when he first sees his past self:
-->'''Harry:''' Oh my God, who's that? I think I'm in love.
* SelfDeprecation: In his more humble moments, he's prone to giving [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "The Reason You Suck"]] speeches to ''himself'', first in the song "Hey Dragon", where he admits that he's not that special without his friends, and in ''Sequel'' as part of his YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre speech to Hermione.
-->'''Harry:''' In the Muggle world, I'm just a... I'm something called a douchebag.\\
'''Hermione:''' What?\\
'''Harry:''' A douchebag, [[AccidentalMisnaming Herman]]. I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, I... [[ActorAllusion I make weird covers of Disney songs]], who does that? You see, Muggles hate that shit. To them, I'm just... I'm just a douchebag. I'm like, I don't know, I'm like... Music/JesseMccartney? [[TakeThat I'm like Jesse McCartney]]. I'm Jesse [=McCartney's=] douche!
* SirSwearsALot: Harry is particularly foulmouthed in ''Senior Year''.
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: Takes a cheap shot at canon!Harry's exaggerated fury in such places as the fifth book or third film.
-->'''Harry:''' I'M IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!
* ThatManIsDead: In ''Senior Year'', as he begins to lose his reputation and purpose, he claims he's not Harry Potter anymore. In a moment of anger, Ron agrees.
* TheWorldIsJustAwesome: When he's at his most earnest, he'll very sincerely gush about how special life in the Wizarding world is.
* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: Gives Hermione a speech to this effect in ''Sequel''.
-->'''Harry:''' At Hogwarts, it's cool to be who you are. It's cool to be unique, and that's all right. So hey, maybe you're not very pretty, like Cho Chang. Or maybe you're not as fun, like Ron.\\
'''Ron:''' Or cool, [[FriendlyEnemy like Snape]].\\
'''Harry:''' But you know what? You are smart. Like Hermione. And I for one would love to have a friend who could do my Ancient Runes essay.\\
'''Hermione:''' You mean it?\\
'''Harry:''' [[MoodWhiplash Yep, 'cause it's due tomorrow.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ron]]
!!Ron Weasley
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[[caption-width-right:230:[[IncomingHam Did somebody say Ron?]]]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/JoeyRichter, Creator/BrianRosenthal (past Ron)

->''"You're Harry Potter! You're the coolest goddamn kid in the entire world! Everything's awesome for you, so you'd better get used to it!"''

Harry's best friend, seemingly as lazy and big-headed as Harry, but beneath that headband there's a kind and caring hero who'll do anything to prove himself, defend his friends, and do what's right.
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* AdaptationalBadass: Harry may have been this in the books and Hermione in the movies, but here, it's Ron's turn to shine.
* AesopAmnesia: Like Harry, he's a jerk at the beginning of ''Musical'', despite the events of ''Sequel''. Unlike Harry, his (chronological) second round of character development is still with him at the beginning of ''Senior Year''.
* BatmanGambit: Pulls one against the Death Eaters that involves ''two'' fake pizza boxes.
* BigBrotherBully: To Ginny in the first half. He gets better in the second act.
** Though, in a small moment he actually [[BigBrotherInstinct defends Ginny when Malfoy picks on her]].
* BigEater: Ron has a different snack in every scene of the first musical. When he complains about not having a snack in one scene, [[BreakingTheFourthWall he is promptly handed one by the pianist]]. WordOfGod says that this version of Ron is so poor that he tries to eat as much free food as he can while at Hogwarts. (This was EnforcedMethodActing for the Website/YouTube recording of AVPM, where Joey Richter really didn't get to eat dinner before going onstage.)
* TheBigGuy: Ron is definitely the muscle of Harry's group considering he is the tallest and the only one with any type of physical strength. And like most strong men, Ron is dumb as bricks.
* TheBigGuy: Can also be considered TheLancer. His IAmSong, "Sidekick", is about how he's content in this role, specifically about how it makes him TheHeart.
* CannotSpitItOut: Ron spends all of the sequel attempting to tell Hermione about his feelings, but never does. Even in the original (chronologically after the sequel), he has a whole duet in Act 1 stressing about his feelings and only comes clean to Hermione when their lives are in danger come Act 2.
* CharacterDevelopment: Goes through it at the same pace as Harry, though his is fueled by his relationship with Hermione rather than the big picture.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: He spirals into self-loathing, believing himself to be a cheating scumbag, after receiving a peck on the cheek from Lavender.
* FighterMageThief: Alluded to with this version of the Trio, where Hermione is the only one who's actually good at magic, Harry is more of a GuileHero and charismatic bard, and Ron prefers brute force solutions. When the Sword of Godric Gryffindor is revealed, Ron ''[[CanonDefilement immediately throws away his wand]]'' and declares "I'm the sword guy now!"
* IconicItem: His headband, so iconic that Joey Richter also wore it in ''Theatre/MeAndMyDick'' and ''Theatre/{{Starship}}''. ''Sequel'' reveals that he got it from Harry, who used to wear it to hide his scar.
* IncomingHam: Introduces himself at the beginning of each show with a big entrance and a "Did somebody say Ron?" His entrances also tend to include a ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''-esque bass riff.
* {{Jerkass}}: As admitted by him.
-->'''Ron''': I've been acting like a real jerkass lately...
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Regardless of where the two buds are at in their development, you can be sure that Ron is sweeter and cuter than Harry.
* HypocriticalHeartwarming: Ron does nothing but berate Ginny, and has no problem calling her stupid. But when Malfoy starts to berate her and call her stupid, [[BigBrotherInstinct he doesn't hesitate to jump to her defense]]. Leading to this interaction:
-->'''Ron''': Oh my god, lay off, Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass, but she's ''my'' pain in the ass.
* MasterSwordsman: Or "Sword Guy", as he puts it, though he's not as much of a master as he thinks. Unlike in canon, he's the one drawn to Gryffindor's Sword and won't let go of it, to the point where in AVPSY Harry hands it back to him after defeating the Basilisk.
* MrExposition: He's the one who explains Harry's own origin story to him. In song form.
* MySisterIsOffLimits: Subverted; he first yells at Harry and Ginny for kissing, then laughs it off and says he's cool with it. Double subverted in ''Senior Year'', when Harry and Ginny break up and he's immensely relieved, saying he'd spent five years pretending to be okay with it. Triple subverted when he explains that the reason he didn't like the relationship was because [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Ginny was hanging around with them all the time]].
* OnceAnEpisode: His first line in each show is [[InadvertentEntranceCue "Did somebody say Ron?"]] (well, this isn't ''quite'' true of the first one, but the spirit is there).
* PowerUpFood:
** When he finds himself in times of trouble, he always turns to Red Vines and on at least one occasion they wind up saving the day.
** In the first show, he uses powdered donuts to replenish himself after destroying the [[spoiler:second to]] last Horcrux.
* ProductPlacement: Likes looking directly into the camera and shilling Red Vines, to say nothing of all the name-brand snacks he eats throughout the first show.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Red Vines in ''Sequel''. In the original, pretty much anything he can get his hands on. It's downplayed in ''Senior Year'', where he just has a bottle of water in one scene.
* UndyingLoyalty
-->'''Harry:''' Nobody wants me here! And I don't blame them. Who would care about a loser like me?\\
'''Ron:''' Losers like us, that's who.
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Snape, of all people. They're just as likely to exchange a friendly greeting as they are to treat each other the way they do in canon.
* WhatTheHellHero:
** PlayedForLaughs in ''Musical'':
--->'''Ron:''' No, no, no, no, no, this isn't about you. Why does every conversation we have, have to turn into Potter Talk?\\
'''Harry:''' It's not Potter Talk...\\
'''Ron:''' No! I'm miserable and all you can do is talk about yourself. You're like the most self-absorbed guy I know! If ''you''' were miserable, ''I'' would be there for you but you won't even listen to me, and I'm sick of it. So--so--so good luck with whatever you were talking about and I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after because me, I am never going to be happy again. So I'm just going to go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.
** Later PlayedForDrama in ''Senior Year'', first when he gives a huge speech to the entire student body, chiding them for turning against Harry after everything he's done for them. He later has to give another one to Harry after tracking him down.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hermione]]
!!Hermione Granger
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[[caption-width-right:300:The coolest girl on the face of the planet. The coolest bitch on Earth, goddamnit!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Bonnie Gruesen (''Musical'', ''Sequel''), Creator/MeredithStepien (''Senior Year''), Richard Campbell (past Hermione)

->''"Oh my! Two boys want my kisses. Now I know how [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss]] feels."''

BadassBookworm Hermione is probably the closest in canon terms to her original counterpart, the only difference now being that she has become the ButtMonkey of Hogwarts. She tries in vain to help Harry on his journey, but learns to step aside and allow him to learn and grow on his own.
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* AccidentalMisnaming: In her first year, nobody could get her name right. [[ButtMonkey "Thanks, Herman!"]]
* AllWomenArePrudes: The Scarf of Sexual Preference sorts her as "waiting 'til marriage". In ''Senior Year'', she apparently hasn't kissed Ron in five years.
* BeautifulAllAlong: At the Yule Ball. They actually manage to avert UnnecessaryMakeover; she looks substantially better. They still manage to poke fun at the trope, though:
-->'''Hermione''': I used to think looks weren't important, and now I think they're more important than anything!
* BrainyBrunette: Like her canon counterpart, she's a brunette and academically unrivaled.
* BriefAccentImitation: Does a [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Sebastian]] impression when wondering about Ginny's odd behavior.
* ButtMonkey: Her first year is spent getting misnamed, being ruthlessly mocked for her art, and insulted for her appearance. This improves measurably by her second year, when people know her name.
-->''[[SarcasmMode "Thanks, Hermione."]]''
* {{Fangirl}}: In ''Senior Year'', we discover she's a young adult novel enthusiast and fanfic writer.
* HeadTiltinglyKinky: Her writing.
-->'''Gilderoy:''' Well, let's have a look-see... hmm... mm-hmm... oh... oh... oh my... ew! Oh my God, Hermione, this is absolutely depraved! I love it!\\
'''Hermione:''' Really?\\
'''Gilderoy:''' Hell yes! This makes ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' look like a fucking book for kids!
* HotForTeacher: She pretends to be hot for Lockhart in an attempt to make Ron jealous.
* InformedAttractiveness: It's more likely to be informed ''un''attractiveness, but there are moments. For example, everyone gushes over her at the Yule Ball.
** In ''Sequel'', both Ron and Draco have a FreudianSlip about her boobs; Ron calling them "enormous" and Draco calling them "beautiful".
* InformedDeformity: She's apparently considered to be so ugly that she's often mistaken for some kind of monster.
* MisaimedFandom: InUniverse, she's one of those people who reads ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' for the LoveTriangle.
-->'''Hermione:''' Ron, did you finish reading ''The Hunger Games''? I gave you the first book weeks ago.\\
'''Ron:''' Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… [[BlatantLies Yes. Yes, it was… it was good. It was a good... it was a good... game.]]\\
'''Hermione:''' Oh yeah? What was it about?\\
'''Ron:''' [[OverlyLongGag Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]], it was about, um... a, ummmm, hungry! Hungry... hungry [[FreudianSlip withholding girl who won't kiss her boyfriend]]!\\
'''Hermione:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You DID read it!]]
* TheNthDoctor: In ''Senior Year'', she's first seen wearing a Death Eater mask, gets punched in the face, and [[AllThereInTheScript has a faulty Reparo spell cast on her broken nose]]. Only then does the mask come off to reveal she's now played by Meredith Stepien.
* ObliviousToLove: Seemingly to the feelings that both Draco and Ron hold for her, though in ''Sequel'' it's revealed that she had been informed of Draco's feelings the previous year, which explains her lack of reaction.
* OnlySaneMan: At the beginning of the first musical, Hermione is the only character concerned that Harry was mysteriously put in a life-or-death competition. It's only once the House Cup Tournament ends and Voldemort's plans become well-known that anyone else begins to care about saving the world.
* PhraseCatcher: "Thanks, Hermione!", usually said when her running her mouth has lost Gryffindor points but occasionally said sincerely. In ''Sequel'', it's "Thanks, Herman!" Also a condescending "You're the best!" from Harry every time she saves his ass.
* PrecisionFStrike: She hardly ever curses, making her reaction to Lockhart's babbling all the more impactful:
-->'''Hermione:''' What a fucking idiot...
* ProgressivelyPrettier: Chronologically, her hair is much neater in ''Musical'' than in ''Sequel'', and in ''Senior Year'' a botched Reparo spell gives her [[TheNthDoctor a much prettier face]].
* TheSmartGuy: Hermione is the OnlySaneMan and the only person to study at Hogwarts ''at all''.
* TakenForGranite: As in ''Chamber of Secrets'', she's out of commission for the climax of ''Senior Year'' because of this.
* ThreesomeSubtext: When cornered by a werewolf, she tells Harry and Ron [[DyingDeclarationOfLove "I'm in love with you both!"]] [[spoiler:In ''Senior Year'', both Ron and Draco propose to her and she's deliberately vague about which one she accepts.]]
* YouNeedABreathMint: TheBigDamnKiss with Ron is interrupted when he calls her breath "ungodly" and stuffs her face with breath spray and chewable mints.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Draco]]
!!Draco Malfoy
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[[caption-width-right:230:Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/LaurenLopez, Jim Povolo (past Draco)

->''"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and Mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor House, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"''

A petite wizard who rivals and bullies Harry and his friends. Initially a Slytherin pure-blood supremacist, Draco hates Harry for being the coolest kid in school instead of him and longs to transfer to Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars which he ''claims'' exists. He develops a massive crush on Hermione.
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* AdaptationalHeroism: Generally, he's still a pureblood supremacist and wannabe Death Eater, but his love for Hermione and genuine belief that Harry is the coolest guy in school always brings him over to Harry's team in the end.
* {{Bifauxnen}}: Played by a pretty woman, Draco looks ''good'', in an androgynous-femmy way.
* BigBadWannabe: As in canon, he talks a lot of tough talk, but can't back it up.
* ButtMonkey: Draco gets respect from precisely no-one and unlike in the book he doesn't have any influence or much cunning to get back at the trio with.
* CainAndAbel: [[spoiler:He once drowned a litter of Dobby's young, realizing only later that they were his half-brothers.]]
* CassandraTruth: Draco brags about Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars with a lion headmaster named Rumbleroar, but Harry, Ron, and Hermione don't believe him. As it turns out, it's all true. He was vindicated in their unseen third year, which was apparently spent at Pigfarts itself.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He goes on about the bizarrest of things.
-->'''Draco''': Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum, yum, yum...
* CompositeCharacter: Takes on the role of Viktor Krum in the ''Goblet of Fire'' part of the plot: a champion from a morally-suspicious house/school with a crush on Hermione. He's enough of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} to be a substitute Luna Lovegood as well.
* CrossCastRole: Wonderfully portrayed by a petite woman.
* EvilBrit: Shares this trait with several other antagonistic characters.
* {{Flanderization}}: The fact that he wears a diaper was a very brief sight gag in the first musical. In the second, it's one of the defining aspects of his character.
* HalfHumanHybrid: [[spoiler:As revealed by Lucius in AVPS, Draco's real father is none other than ''Dobby'', the house-elf.]]
* HarmlessVillain: Considering how much everyone hates and makes fun of Draco, it's worth noting that up until the point where he [[spoiler:conspires with Voldemort to smuggle the Death Eaters into Hogwarts]], he never actually ''does'' anything that evil. He just snarks at Harry's group, calls them names and is a general nuisance. True, one of those names was a racist slur but it was still just a name (and he gets his comeuppance for it immediately). It's no wonder he does a FaceHeelTurn when you consider how everyone has treated him up to that point.
* HeelFaceTurn: Once per show. And they actually pull that off without resorting to AesopAmnesia.
* InadvertentEntranceCue: Like Ron, his first line in the trilogy is [[IncomingHam "Did someone say Draco Malfoy?"]] And no, no one did.
* KickTheDog: [[spoiler:Future!Draco lies and tells Ron that he and Hermione don't end up together.]]
* TheLancer: In terms of the dynamic of Harry's team, Draco is constantly trying to be as cool as Harry and failing. He has a heart but he doesn't show it off often. He also serves as the SixthRanger as he joined the group later, flirts with evil, and gets in heated clashes with Harry and Ron.
* LargeHam: There are large hams, and then there are large hams who ''roll around on the floor...''
* LiteralMinded: When Draco hears that dancing is for pansies, he decides to find someone named Pansy so he can dance.
-->'''Goyle:''' Dancing is for pansies.\\
'''Draco:''' You there, what's your name?\\
'''Pansy:''' Pansy.\\
'''Draco:''' Perfect! You're going to the dance with me.
* LoveEpiphany: After fantasizing about Hermione for the whole play, he finally realizes how he feels when he sees her at the Yule Ball.
* LoveRedeems: Draco starts off an arrogant racist, but his massive crush for Hermione drives him to sacrifice his own ambitions and help Harry defeat Voldemort.
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler:"It's 'cause you're a fucking ''elf''!"]]
* ManChild: Not a grown man, but he ''is'' an 11-year-old who wears a diaper, and carries around a WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer doll at the age of 17 (19 if you count the time he was taking TheSlowPath).
* MightyWhitey: [[spoiler:Takes over a tribe of centaurs, who revere him due to his knowledge of the future.]]
* MusicalisInterruptus: Snape prevents him from singing the Pigfarts song, and in both ''Musical'' and ''Sequel'' the lights go down on him just as he starts attempting to sing.
* TheNapoleon: Draco is just about the shortest person in the show apart from Lavender (played by Sango Tajima), but his personality is in-your-face.
* PhraseCatcher: Inevitably, whenever someone gets mad at his antics they will say "Draco, you little shit!"
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Draco's first scene has him casually admitting that he's a racist (who hates gingers, mudbloods, and Gryffindor house).
* RagingStiffie: Covers one up at the Yule Ball when he sees Hermione.
* ReformedButNotTamed: Even though Draco has rejected Voldemort by his third year, he is just as much of a {{Narcissist}} as he was back in his first year.
* SecondLove: [[spoiler:Luna Lovegood.]] However, this apparently didn't work out, as he's back to pursuing Hermione by ''Senior Year''.
* TheSixthRanger: Joins Harry's team late in the game each time.
* SlouchOfVillainy: Constantly fails at this in the most hilarious way possible.
* TheSlowPath: [[spoiler:Spends his past self's first ''and'' second years living amongst the centaurs waiting for the timeline to catch up.]]
* SmallNameBigEgo: A short blond boy soprano who struts around bragging about the most nonsensical of things, while attempting to strike cool poses. Thing is, he's so over-the-top in his bizarreness that the kids he bullies don't even know how to respond.
* SuperLoser: Proof that being a wizard doesn't make you awesome.
* TeenyWeenie:
-->'''Lucius:''' Why else would you have such a little D?\\
'''Draco:''' It's ''so'' small.
* ThenLetMeBeEvil: He's nothing but nice to Harry throughout ''Senior Year'' despite Harry treating him like dirt, and is willing to surrender the duel for the title of Head Boy. Harry rebuffing him before he can make the offer pushes him over the edge and he turns back to the dark side.
* ThrowTheDogABone: In spite of ultimately being rejected by Hermione, Draco finds a SecondLove in [[spoiler:Luna Lovegood]], who also [[spoiler:wears diapers and knows about Pigfarts.]]
* TookALevelInBadass: In ''Sequel'', Draco presents himself as far more competent and mature than the rest of the cast while foiling the villain's plans.
* TookALevelInKindness: As he likes to point out, he's really nice now!
* UnnecessaryCombatRoll: Minus the ''combat''. Basically, Draco is always trying to strike a cool pose but instead ends up falling on the ground. He then acts like he did it intentionally and ends up looking even more hilariously ridiculous.
* WalkingArmory: In addition to his wand, [[spoiler:Future!Draco]] keeps a gun in his sock and a sword down the back of his pants.
* WellDoneSonGuy: He desperately wants approval and love from Lucius in ''Sequel''.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: He technically doesn't appear in the second act of ''Sequel'' at all. [[spoiler:Future!Draco does, and he takes over Draco's character arc, but that leaves first-year Draco's storyline hanging.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Ginny]]
!!Ginny Weasley
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_ginny.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:Wowee, Harry Potter!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'' (cameo), ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/JaimeLynBeatty

->''"Mom! Have you seen my boyfriend Harrypotter?"''

Ron's little sister with a huge crush on Harry. Ginny is initially left out of the group as the three goes on their adventures, mainly due to her annoying behavior and Ron's brotherly attitude towards her. She truly cares for Harry though and is heartbroken over his crush on Cho. Later when she proves to be kind and truly understanding of Harry's misfortunes, he starts to fall for her as well. Eventually, Ginny finds herself joining in the battle against Voldemort as she proves herself to be the right girl for Harry, as well as showing off a powerful set of pipes.
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* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: She's unbearably annoying, in Ron's opinion, at first.
* ButtMonkey: Ginny is frequently ignored and pushed around even by her family for the sake of BlackComedy.
* CompetenceZone:
** The way she falls outside of it in the first half of the series is spoofed in ''Sequel'', where 10-year-old Ginny is a thumb-sucker whose only line is an uncanny impression of a crying baby.
** ''Senior Year'' implies that she ''still'' falls outside of it, as she's excluded from the the Department of Mysteries mission, which otherwise contains the same lineup as in ''Order of the Phoenix''.
* DemonicPossession: Her condition for much of ''Senior Year''.
* DemotedToExtra: Has a minor, non-speaking appearance in ''Sequel''.
* FullNameBasis: Has a tendency to call Harry by his full name, with [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable emphasis on his first name]], so it sounds like she's calling him "Harrypotter".
* GenkiGirl: She's nuts for things she's enthusiastic about... which is mostly just Harry.
* HypocriticalHumor: She assures Ron that girls don't care much for grand, dramatic displays of affection... just before Harry bursts in and gives her just such a display and she {{squee}}s in response.
* IconicItem: While it's not commented on or as notable as Ron's headband, Ginny wears bright yellow shoes with her school uniform. Like the headband, it's featured on the poster.
* ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies: Harry uses this excuse to dump Ginny, causing them to have an argument while using the Film/SpiderManTrilogy as examples.
* LargeHam: She has an intensely expressive rubber face and reacts with max emotion to everything. Especially when possessed by Voldemort in ''Senior Year''. She's like a cross between [[Anime/CowboyBebop Radical Edward]] and [[Manga/DeathNote Misa Amane]].
* TheLoad: To Ron in the sequel. She's apparently attached to him so much that he's overjoyed when Molly takes her away so that Ron and his brothers can catch the train.
-->'''Ron:''' ''Yes! Freedom!''
* LoveInterest: Eventually, to Harry.
* MySisterIsOffLimits: Harry initially recoils from kissing Ginny, since she's Ron's sister. [[spoiler:It turns out, he's totally cool with it.]]
* PeoplePuppets: Diary!Voldemort, being insubstantial, uses her to punch people in the face.
* TheWatson: With Harry and his friends well established in their second year, freshman Ginny provides an opportunity for the audience to learn about things Harry and the gang know. She ends up getting things like Cho Chang and the Invisibility Cloak explained to her.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Cedric]]
!!Cedric Diggory
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_cedric.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:Find!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Tyler Brunsman

->''"Hufflepuffs are particularly good [=FINDers=]."''

A Hufflepuff boy who is unknowingly a rival against Harry for Cho's affections, chosen as the Hufflepuff champion during House Cup tournament. He gets into a fight with Harry over Cho during the Yule Ball and ends up murdered by Voldemort.
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* TheAce: Cedric Diggory, who looks and sounds exactly like the typical [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon Disney]] prince, never sounds anything less than ecstatic while romancing the most popular girl at Hogwarts. Everyone loves him, except the envious and arrogant Harry Potter.
* BetaCouple: The Cedric/Cho relationship has some prominence, tertiary to those of Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.
* ButtMonkey: He and the rest of the Hufflepuffs are often ridiculed.
* DeathOfTheHypotenuse: Subverted. Cedric does die, leaving Cho available for TheHero, Harry. But by then, Harry's pretty much over her, so the death contributes nothing to any romance.
* HappilyMarried: Turns out he found love in the afterlife, [[spoiler:to Lily Potter of all people.]]
* HufflepuffHouse: A big part of his schtick is boasting about Hufflepuff, a house no one else knows or cares about.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' What the ''hell'' is a Hufflepuff?
* TheLivingDead: Cedric is killed to resurrect Voldemort, and his corpse remains onstage through the entirety of the subsequent dance number ("To Dance Again"). This happens to Tyler Brunsman ''again'' shortly afterwards as Cornelius Fudge in "Missing You".
* NiceGuy: He's impeccably polite, even when informing Harry that he's about to punch him in the face.
* PerpetualSmiler: His smile is so ever-present that it is a bit creepy, although it continues to be somewhat charming. He even keeps his grin while getting punched in the face by Harry.
* RunningGag: Hufflepuffs are apparently very good at [[CatchPhrase FINDING]] things.
* SickeninglySweethearts: With Cho.
* VerbalTic: He claims that the mark of a true Hufflepuff is being able to find things, and works a reference to finding into nearly every sentence, placing an odd emphasis on the word. On one easily-missed-yet-[[MemeticMutation memetic]] occasion, the mention of Hufflepuff causes him to simply blurt out the word "Find!"
-->'''Harry:''' You suck so much, Cedric!\\
'''Cedric:''' We'll agree to disagree. I'm glad we could FIND some common ground.\\
'''Harry:''' Aaaggh! I can't believe you're still doing that!\\
'''Cedric:''' Well, if it isn't broke, don't FIND a way to fix it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Cho]]
!!Cho Chang
[[quoteright:139: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_cho.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:139:Well, Chocolate Frogs! Harry Potter did it, y'all!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Devin Lytle, [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]] (''Musical'' album)

->''"How am I supposed to stay abstinent when I have got a reputation to maintain?! Professor Flitwick is gonna fail me now..."''

The "super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot" Cho is Harry's initial crush who is going out with Cedric Diggory, and the Ravenclaw champion in the House Cup Tournament. Despite what her name suggests, she is actually a [[RaceLift white]] SouthernBelle.

* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: Calls her boyfriend "Cedric dig-GOR-y".
* AgeLift: Just like in the movies, she's in Harry's year instead of one year above.
* AlphaBitch: In her first year.
* BareMidriffsAreFeminine: Though Cho, a SouthernBelle, normally wears a standard Hogwarts girl uniform, she knots it up to bare her midriff when acting as a Quidditch referee, perhaps for a more athletic look.
* BetaCouple: With Cedric, despite being in the LoveTriangle.
* CompositeCharacter: Cho also fulfills the role of Fleur Delacour during the tournament, mainly by being a pretty girl champion from a blue-colored house/school of all girls, much like the film-version of Beauxbatons.
* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: She's an object of desire to ''everyone'' in Hogwarts, even the girls.
* FilleFatale: In her first year, she's very flirtatious and apparently promiscuous. She's ''eleven''.
* {{Flanderization}}: Cho is far more promiscuous and vain in the ''Sequel'' than in the original, though it could be attributed to her personality being younger and more immature.
* GirlPosse: Lavender and Pansy follow her around.
* GratuitousForeignLanguage: Drops the occasional rudimentary Chinese ([[InterchangeableAsianCultures and Japanese]]) phrase, implying her name is more indicative than it seems.
* HotForTeacher: In the sequel.
-->'''Cho:''' Too bad you were jokin', Professor, 'cause I could have been your greatest adventure.
* MsFanservice: In the sequel. She goes from wearing a school uniform to a ''school uniform''.
* NonindicativeName: Ginny assumes the only Asian girl in the cast is Cho Chang. Turns out that's Lavender Brown--Cho is a white girl with an [[TheDeepSouth extremely Southern accent]].
-->'''Ron:''' ''({{dope slap}})'' RACIST sister!
* OnceAnEpisode: Her image caption, which she says immediately after the climax of each story.
* RaceLift: She's white, [[RuleOfFunny because it's funny]].
* ReallyGetsAround: In her first year, she dated almost every boy in her grade and even flirted with the teachers.
* SelfDeprecation: Spends the deathday party continuously putting herself down in an effort to get Harry to compliment her. All he ever says in response is "You're fine."
* SickeninglySweethearts: With Cedric.
* SouthernBelle: She's Cho Chang, y'all.
* StatuesqueStunner: Devin Lytle towers over every other woman in the show.
* VerbalTic, y'all. It even spreads to other characters, who occasionally refer to her as "Cho Chang, y'all".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Neville]]
!!Neville Longbottom
[[quoteright:132:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_neville.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Richard Campbell, [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]] (''Musical'' album), Pierce Siebers (''Senior Year'' album)

->''"My, look at these strapping young men."''

A fellow student attending Hogwarts in the Gryffindor house with Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. [[EconomyCast Their]] ''[[EconomyCast only]]'' [[EconomyCast fellow Gryffindor]] in the first musical.

* AdaptationDyeJob: A brunette in the movies, he's blond here, though the books never mention his hair color and [[WordOfGod J.K. says he's blond]].
* ButtMonkey: The only character who gets more abuse than Hermione and Ginny is Neville, who is treated like a nerdy doormat who exists to be tortured by Goyle. The one time Goyle doesn't attack him, Neville is beaten up by Harry and the other students.
* CatchPhrase: [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh "Oh, d-d-d-dear!"]]
* CrazyPrepared: A lack of materials keeping you from carrying out someone's ZanyScheme? Good thing Neville somehow has exactly what you need.
* DemotedToExtra: When Dean and Seamus started appearing in the series, it caused Neville to lose some screentime.
* LudicrousPrecision: Estimates Peter Pettigrew's time of death as exactly 10 minutes and 36 seconds ago, even lampshading that he's "no coroner".
* MaliciousMisnaming: Often called "Schlongbottom".
* ProgressivelyPrettier: After the first musical, Richard Campbell lost a bit of weight and the character lost the NerdGlasses and the dorky scarf.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Crabbe and Goyle]]
!!Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle
[[quoteright:254:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_crabbe_goyle.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:254:We got beat by a girl. Who is a nerd!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year'' (Goyle only)
-->'''Played by:''' Julia Albain (Crabbe), Jim Povolo (Goyle), [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]] (Goyle, ''Musical'' album)

->''"WE HATE NERDS!"''
->''"And girls!"''

Draco Malfoy's Slytherin sidekicks who hate nerds and girls.

* BigGuyLittleGuy: Goyle is a giant of a man and Crabbe isn't much taller than Draco.
* TheBrute: Oh, Goyle rules!
* CrossCastRole: Crabbe.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Crabbe is killed off-stage at the beginning of ''Senior Year''.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Join the rebellion against Umbridge after being given detention.
-->'''Seamus:''' You guys hate Umbridge too? I thought you guys would've gotten along, seeing as she's a bitch and you guys are dicks.\\
'''Crabbe:''' That's what we were hoping for, but no such luck.
* {{Expy}}: Goyle, of Ogre from ''Film/RevengeOfTheNerds''.
* HiddenDepths: Goyle drinks chamomile tea before he goes to sleep. In ''AVPSY'', he shows genuine remorse when Crabbe dies, he agrees that Draco shouldn't fight Harry to preserve their friendship, and he [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking draws a picture of an old, majestic owl.]]
* HulkSpeak: Goyle refers to himself in the third-person as he smashes through weaker students.
* HypocriticalHumor: Crabbe is quick to point out that he and Goyle hate girls, even though he's played by a girl.
* NoIndoorVoice: Again, Goyle.
* ShoutOut: "[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER]]?! [[Franchise/MortalKombat GET OVER HERE]]!! [[ComicBook/FantasticFour IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME]]!"
* TheQuietOne: Crabbe.
* ThoseTwoGuys: As in the source material, they basically exist for the sole purpose of forming a TerribleTrio with Draco. Once Draco takes a more active role in the plot, they basically stop appearing altogether, [[DemotedToExtra barring cameos at the end]].
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Goyle vanishes at some point during the climactic battle in ''Senior Year''. Most likely, Jim Povolo had to duck out to become Rumbleroar, who [[DeletedScene didn't make the final cut]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lavender]]
!!Lavender Brown
[[quoteright:131:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_lavender.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Sango Tajima

->''"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"''

* EmotionallyTongueTied: When hitting on Ron, she speaks too quietly and rapidly to be comprehensible.
* GirlPosse: A member of Cho's posse.
* GirlishPigtails: Her hair is in pigtails in the second and third shows.
%%* InelegantBlubbering: Her entire schtick in ''Sequel''.
* LivingProp: She gets mistaken for Cho in ''Musical'', bursts into tears at the slightest provocation throughout ''Sequel'', and flirts with Ron at the deathday party in ''Senior Year'', but spends every other moment of the trilogy as a background character.
* RaceLift: She's Asian, just so she can say the above line.
* RunningGag: She's a walking one in ''Sequel'': anytime something even remotely scary happens, she starts bawling.
* SatelliteCharacter: To Cho, as established when she states she'll spend Nick's deathday party sitting in the corner waiting for her.
* ValleyGirl: Has a mild version of this accent, with occasional use of LikeIsLikeAComma.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pansy]]
!!Pansy Parkinson
[[quoteright:107:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_pansy.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Lily Marks

* AdaptationalHeroism: From the AlphaBitch of a Slytherin GirlPosse in canon to a member of Cho's more benevolent one in this story.
* GirlPosse: A member of Cho's posse.
* LivingProp: She's a constant presence throughout the trilogy, but being Draco's date to the Yule Ball is the closest she comes to actually doing anything.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dean and Seamus]]
!!Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan
[[quoteright:313:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_dean_seamus.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Britney Coleman (Dean), Creator/BrianRosenthal (Seamus)

->''"[[Series/DiffrentStrokes Whatchootalkinbout, Dumbledore?]]"''

->''"BLOODY 'ELL! IT'S 'ARRY PO'ER!"''

Two [[LargeHam expressive and show-stealing]] Gryffindor boys in Harry's year who are [[HeterosexualLifePartners always seen together]]. The Beaters on the Gryffindor pee-wee Quidditch team.

* AdaptationalNationality: Seamus apparently goes from Irish to English.
* CrossCastRole: Dean is played by a woman.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Never seen apart, not even [[ThreesomeSubtext on a date with Ginny]].
* JiveTurkey: Dean speaks in a markedly "street" American way.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Brian Rosenthal is one of the few actors to bother with an English accent... [[RuleOfFunny naturally]], he does so to play the [[{{Oireland}} very Irish]] Seamus Finnegan.
* AThreesomeIsHot: In ''Senior Year'', they go on a three-way date with Ginny and are eager to see where it goes.
* ThreesomeSubtext: ...well, either that or Dean is dating Ginny and Seamus is just [[ThirdWheel enthusiastically tagging along]]. It's never really made clear.
* UncleTomfoolery: Dean, though it's limited to his "street" style of speech.
* UnexplainedAccent: Seamus talks like a Cockney chimney sweep, for no reason.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Weasley Brothers]]
!!Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, and George Weasley
[[quoteright:299:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_weasley_brothers.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Jim Povolo (Bill), Devin Lytle (Charlie), Julia Albain (Percy, ''Sequel''), Brant Cox (Percy, ''Senior Year''), Arielle Goldman (Fred), Sango Tajima (George)

* AgeLift: All of them appear to still be at Hogwarts during Ron's first year, when canonically Bill and Charlie had graduated at that point.
* BasementDweller: In ''Senior Year'', they've all graduated from Hogwarts but still live at the Burrow, as Molly is a JewishMother who won't let them go.
* BedsheetGhost: How Fred and George can still do their TwinSwitch gag when Fred is a ghost.
* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: They wear their iconic Weasley jumpers with their initials on them. In ''Senior Year'', we see that their pajamas are similarly monogrammed.
* TheCameo: They make a very small appearance at the beginning of the second musical. They each get more fleshed-out in the third, but still only appear in one scene.
* CrossCastRole: All but Bill and, in ''Senior Year'', Percy.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Fred is killed offscreen in ''Musical''. ''Senior Year'' reveals he came back as a ghost.
%%* FunnyAfro: Percy.
* GirlfriendInCanada: Percy says his girlfriend couldn't be there because the wi-fi is down.
%%* SickeninglySweethearts: Bill with Fleur.
* TwinSwitch: With their limited screentime, a switch is the only prank that Fred and George have time to pull.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hannah]]
!!Hannah Abbott
[[quoteright:63:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_hannah.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Arielle Goldman

* GirlPosse: Is seen fretting over Cho alongside Lavender and Pansy, giving the posse one member from each house.
* LivingProp: If not for the scene where her petrified body is found and identified by name, she'd just be another nameless background character.
* TakenForGranite: She's the 341st student petrified by the basilisk, [[CampUnsafeIsntSafeAnymore putting Hogwarts over its quota of acceptable student casualties]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Luna]]
!!Luna Lovegood
[[quoteright:260:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_luna.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:260:Hey, Ginny. Oh, you're washing blood off your hands too?]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Arielle Goldman (''Sequel''), Creator/EvannaLynch (''Senior Year''), Britney Coleman (''Senior Year'' album)

->''"Wow, we're here! The Department of Mysteries. Isn't it wonderful? All the world's most mysterious magical anomalies in one booby-trapped labyrinth. I wanna see the Room of Death!"''

At the end of ''Sequel'', Draco has given up on ever finding love at Hogwarts. A voice from behind a ''Quibbler'' suggests that perhaps next year he'll be transferred to Pigfarts...

* AdaptationDyeJob: Like the films, her hair is platinum blonde rather than the book's dirty blonde.
* AxCrazy: Pretty much the only way you can parody Luna Lovegood, besides having her wear a diaper.
* BirdsOfAFeather: Like Draco, she wears a diaper and knows about Pigfarts.
* CameraFiend: Constantly snapping pictures in the Department of Mysteries.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: True to her canon counterpart, Luna's a space cadet.
* NightmareFetishist: Is fascinated by the Department of Mysteries and by the notion of being captured and killed by Death Eaters.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Averted; Arielle bothers, and Evanna really is Irish.
* OriginalCastPrecedent: Has Creator/EvannaLynch's smooth platinum-blonde hair instead of the frizzy dirty-blonde hair described in the books. And then in ''Senior Year'' she's actually ''played'' by Evanna Lynch.
* PromotedToLoveInterest: For Draco. A deleted verse of the song "This is the End", found on the ''Senior Year'' soundtrack album, also has her as this for Neville, a fan-favorite move that the films also made.
* SecondLove: To Draco, though in ''Senior Year'' they don't even acknowledge each other and he's back to pursuing Hermione, so it may have ended badly.
* ShootTheMoney: The first thing we see when the lights come up in ''Senior Year'' is that Luna is now played by her original actress from the film series. Subverted after the ActionPrologue is over; at Hogwarts, Luna doesn't get any more facetime than any of the other students.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Colin]]
!!Colin Creevey
[[quoteright:115:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_colin.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Brant Cox

->''"Mind a few pics for the school paper?"''

* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: [[spoiler:Okay, they're rejoicing because everyone except Colin ''lived'', but still.]]
* AgeLift: Six years younger than Harry instead of the canonical one year.
* CameraFiend: Just like his canon counterpart, he's a photographer.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Averted; Brant makes the attempt at being British.
* TakenForGranite: The first victim of the basilisk, similar to his canon role. [[spoiler:He's the only person who doesn't survive being cured.]]
* UnusualEuphemism: When he sees Harry, he exclaims, "Zowzers bowzers!" That's not a mishearing, that's actually in the script.
[[/folder]]

!Hogwarts Staff
[[folder:Dumbledore]]
!!Albus Dumbledore
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_dumbledore.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:Ten points to Dumbledore!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/DylanSaunders

->''"Are you kids ready to fight a draaaaaaaaaagon? Of course not, you're just children, what the hell am I thinking?"''

The Headmaster of Hogwarts, much more of a TricksterMentor than in the original series with a love for Zac Efron and ''Film/HighSchoolMusical''.

* CampGay: Zigzagged. His attempts to hit on Snape and Umbridge and love of ''Film/HighSchoolMusical'' are for laughs, but played very low-key. Basically, his sexual preference is obvious, but not in such a way that it's the defining trait of his character.
-->'''Harry:''' What did you get sorted as when you came to Hogwarts?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' Gay as the Fourth of July. Oh, you mean from the hat...
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Harry describes him as the "most beautiful wizard ever", and Ron nods in agreement.
* FakingTheDead: [[spoiler:It's never explained why or how, but he survived Snape's killing curse and, after a reenactment of the King's Cross scene, goes to live on Pigfarts.]]
* HesJustHiding: The original Dumbledore being the TropeNamer, it's alluded to InUniverse. [[spoiler:He actually ''is'' just hiding, first on Mars, then in plain sight as the Man with the Beard.]]
* HippieTeacher: He wears sandals and insists that nobody studies or does homework at Hogwarts.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Dumbledore sees nothing wrong with hiring a man (Quirrell) with the Dark Lord on the back of his head and absolutely trusts Snape, an obvious double-agent who frequently tries to assassinate him.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' I need to interview for the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. I've got it down to Gilderoy Lockhart, Mad-eye Moody and er, somebody called Squirrel. I don't want anybody dangerous though so I think I'm gonna go with the Squirrel.
* IncrediblyLongNote: "Welcoooooooooome...all of you to Hogwarts."
* InformedAttractiveness: He's the ''most beautiful'' wizard there ever was.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Maybe. He does have a soft spot for Harry, but he's still a jerk.
* LastNameBasis: Encourages the students to call him Dumbledore, though most of them call him Professor Dumbledore anyway.
* LargeHam: He first appears singing an IncrediblyLongNote and keeps going from there.
* {{Malaproper}}: Mispronounces most of the names and terms he uses.
* MeaningfulEcho: [[spoiler:As he departs, the Man with the Beard tells Harry something that Dumbledore told Tom Riddle long ago: "There's only two things in this world that I love, and one of them is you."]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: [[spoiler:The Man with the Beard pretends that the Film/SpiderManTrilogy is so old that no one can remember it. It's all part of [[StealthMentor driving home the lesson to Harry]] that nothing lasts forever.]]
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: He's destroyed five of Voldemort's Horcruxes before even telling Harry about them.
* PaperThinDisguise: His alter-ego, "the Man with the Beard". All he needs to do is put a bushy brown fake beard over his real beard and he's unrecognizable to ''everyone''. [[spoiler:The disguise is even ''less'' convincing in ''Senior Year'', but Harry and Ron never catch on to his identity.]]
-->'''The Man with the Beard:''' But what do I know, huh? I'm just your everyday, working class, blue-collar... gay guy with a beard.
* ParentalSubstitute: Harry's verse of "Missing You" is about how he saw Dumbledore as this.
* PosthumousCharacter: He appears in flashbacks in ''Senior Year''. [[spoiler:Subverted, as we the audience know that he didn't actually die in ''Musical''. He appears alive in ''Senior Year'' in his "Man with the Beard" disguise.]]
* RobeAndWizardHat: The robe is purple and velvety, and the hat is actually that of a Renaissance princess with ''most'' of the train cut off.
* TheScream: When he finds out Umbridge is a woman, and again when she says "I love you."
* SirSwearsALot: Dumbledore swears far more in the ''Sequel'' than he does in the original.
* StealthMentor: [[spoiler:As the Man with the Beard in ''Senior Year''.]]
* WizardBeard: His beard is shorter than in canon and, IRL, quite clearly fake.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Snape]]
!!Severus Snape
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_snape.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:200:Harry, dude, what's going on, man?]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Joe Moses

->''"[[LargeHam WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEEEEEEEERE?!?]]"''

The Potions master of Hogwarts whose loyalty is always up in the air. Doesn't do much apart from [[LargeHam hamming around]] and InfoDump-ing. He's still hilarious, though, and ''Sequel'' reveals some of the complexities of his character.

* AmbiguouslyBi: Is still deeply in love with Lily Evans but it's also heavily implied that he and Dumbledore are in a relationship in ''Musical'', but never made clear.
* BerserkButton: Being called a butt-trumpet. Also:
-->'''Sirius''': You just can't stand that she picked James over you!
* BreakoutCharacter: Briefly had his own spin-off series, ''WebVideo/PotionMastersCorner''.
* ButtMonkey: In ''Sequel'', Snape is often used as the butt of mean jokes, as he seems to get shot down at every opportunity, in addition to being repeatedly called a "butt trumpet".
-->'''Umbridge:''' Guess who gets to be Headmaster/Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher now?\\
'''Snape:''' Me?!\\
'''Ron:''' Snape?\\
'''Umbridge:''' No! Me! Your mama! UMBRIDGE!
* CartoonishSupervillainy: Attempting to feed Dumbledore a bomb sandwich, slathering ketchup on the back of Harry's neck before the dragon battle, strutting around with a hook for a hand... he lives for this trope.
* CatchPhrase: [[IncomingHam "What the devil is going on heeeeeere?"]] He's also fond of calling things "absuuuuurd".
* ChangedMyMindKid: [[spoiler:After allying with Umbridge and Lucius, he has a change of heart and rescues Harry from them.]]
* ChewingTheScenery: He's probably the reason there is no scenery in the musical; he'd already eaten it all.
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: This seems to be his only motivation in the original musical, betraying both Dumbledore and the Death Eaters strictly ForTheEvulz.
-->'''Snape:''' Oh, a traitor, am I, Potter? You're exactly right! I am a traitor! Because I'm about to betray someone, right now!
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He's made out to be one in ''Potion Master's Corner'', in which Joe Moses interviews the cast in character. Or at least, in-character as a freaking crazy, random person who's dressed like and talks like Snape.
** Has some elements of this in the plays, as well, though he tends to be a little more grounded in reality there. A ''little'' bit.
* CompositeCharacter: To a lesser extent than Quirrell, he takes on some of the tasks of Peter Pettigrew and Barty Crouch Jr. in the ''Goblet of Fire'' part of the story.
* DoggedNiceGuy: Sums it up pretty well:
-->'''Snape:''' I was there for her, you know? Like, when she needed someone, I was there, waiting, like a tool, saying "Oh, we're gonna snog now? No? Okay, now? What about now? Well, I'll wait! I'll wait forever, like a tool!"
* DrowningMySorrows: In ''Sequel'', when torn between his loyalty to Dumbledore and his hatred for Harry.
* EvilBrit: Being one of the few characters who [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent bother with the accent]].
* GoodIsNotNice:
-->'''Snape:''' Did I do that so people would like me? No, I hate people. Did I do it to be remembered? No. I did it because it was right.
* GroinAttack: [[spoiler:He dies by a snake bite to the wiener.]]
* {{Guyliner}}: Part of his all-black ensemble.
* HookHand: After cutting off his hand to resurrect Voldemort, Snape replaces it with an obvious hook hand that no one seems to notice. This is one of many hints to Snape's evil that people just happen to ignore.
* IncomingHam: [[WhatIsGoingOn "What the Devil is going on heeeere?"]]
* TheKidsAreAmerican: His one line in a flashback to his youth is spoken in Joe's natural voice.
* LargeHam: Of all the hams in this show, he is by far the hammiest, entering almost every scene by shouting "What the devil is going on here?" while holding out the "here." More than likely a shout-out to Creator/AlanRickman's deliciously hammy performance in the movies.
* MotiveDecay: A far cry from the complex character from the books, he seems to be a guy who just likes to betray people. Fortunately, he gets a CharacterRerailment in ''Sequel''.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Joe Moses (Snape) drops his [[EvilBrit over-the-top]] British accent during "Guys Like Potter" when he says "I don't need help from a filthy little Mudblood like her!" during the flashback about Lily and James in their school days. Although it might have been on purpose, i.e., he only became the bizarre and eccentric model we now see because he lost her.
* OpenSecret: His love for Lily Evans, originally his darkest secret and known only by Dumbledore, appears to be common knowledge, as both Sirius and Lucius bring it up.
* RousingSpeech: [[spoiler:Of all the spirits summoned by the Resurrection Stone, he's the one to break Harry out of his HeroicBSOD in ''Senior Year''.]]
-->'''Harry:''' [[spoiler:Snape... if I go back and face him, if I do that... it'll be... my end?]]\\
'''Snape:''' [[spoiler:Yes, Harry. Yes, it will. But you have to ask yourself, [[DareToBeBadass would you rather it end any other way?]]]]
* {{Troll}}: Enjoys taunting Lupin about the full moon.
* UndignifiedDeath: [[spoiler:He dies from getting bitten in the wiener by a coral snake.]]
* UnluckyChildhoodFriend: Same as in canon, his dear friend Lily picks James Potter over him.
* VitriolicBestBuds: With Ron, of all people. They're just as likely to be friendly to each other as they are to be mean.
* WouldntHurtAChild: He seems genuinely disturbed by the idea of killing a student in ''Sequel'', and he earlier prevents Umbridge from beating Hermione by replacing "Mama's Little Love Hand" with a feather.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Quirrell]]
!!Quirinus Quirrell
[[quoteright:189:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_quirrell.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:189:When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/BrianRosenthal

->''"Hey, we'll still hang out. Just because we won't be attached doesn't mean we'll be two completely different people. No pun intended."''

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts with a dark secret: Voldemort is living on the back of his head. Following orders he reinstates the House Cup tournament in a ploy to capture Harry and restore his master--and bonds with a certain dark wizard along the way.

* AffablyEvil: When behind closed doors with Voldemort, he comes across as a genuinely nice guy.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Quirrell doesn't seem to be too interested in picking up chicks. Not to mention that he admits he has been "single all his life" and has a fondness for flowers and books by Creator/JaneAusten. [[spoiler:He and Voldemort have adopted a daughter in the third musical, but the exact nature of their relationship is still ambiguous.]]
* AsYouKnow: Lampshaded, repeatedly.
-->'''Voldemort:''' [[RunningGag I know, Quirrell. I hear everything you hear.]]
* AscendedMeme: Almost certainly a coincidence, but see the image caption? [[WordOfGod Pottermore]] later revealed that one of the canon Quirrell's hobbies is pressing wild flowers.
* CoconutSuperpowers: Him hosting Voldemort on the back of his head is accomplished by squeezing Joe Walker into the costume ''with'' Brian Rosenthal.
* CompositeCharacter: Also fulfills the purpose of Barty Crouch Jr. and a little bit of Peter Pettigrew.
* InstitutionalApparel: In Azkaban, wears a striped shirt, no pants, and a ball and chain around his ankle.
* PokeThePoodle:
-->'''Quirrell''': But, the papers--\\
'''Voldemort''': Oh, just give 'em all B-minuses and be done with it.\\
'''Quirrell''': Now that's evil!
* SparedByTheAdaptation: Musical!Quirrell is a CompositeCharacter of Quirrell and Barty Crouch Jr. Canon!Quirrell died and Crouch Jr. [[FateWorseThanDeath had his soul sucked by a dementor]], but musical!Quirrell avoids both those fates and is just sent to Azkaban.
* WasItAllALie: Once Voldemort returns to power, Quirrell wonders whether Voldemort ever really cared about him or just manipulated him for his own personal gain.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Umbridge]]
!!Dolores Umbridge
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_umbridge.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:WHO DISRESPECTIN' UMBRIDGE?]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/JoeWalker

->''"Rule number one: no boys... [[BaitAndSwitch unless they're cute]]! Rule number two: no alcohol... unless there's plenty to go around! Stop it girls, I'm bad! And rule number three: no parties... unless Umbridge is invited! Hur hur hur! Girls, girls, girls... you keep me young, girls, you keep me young! Hur hur hur... [[AnnoyingLaugh dur dur dur dur dur...]] but seriously, girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, [[MoodWhiplash I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off]]."''

A Ministry of Magic official sent to oversee security at Hogwarts. Develops an intense crush on Dumbledore.

* AnnoyingLaugh: Every time she laughs. Get her going long enough and it devolves into a weird "DUR DUR DUR" sound.
* AxCrazy: Umbridge veers between giggling with a bunch of school girls to trying to crush one of said schoolgirl's head with her biceps. If that didn't tell you she was crazy, a hallucination of her dead mother advises her to kill an eleven-year-old with, appropriately enough, an axe.
-->'''Umbridge:''' You mean like with this axe that I been sharpenin' all day? I don't remember doin' that... but I must have!
* {{Bifauxnen}}: She's played by the same MrFanservice who played Voldemort in the first musical. And despite wearing a very silly costume, he makes drag look good enough to give Creator/TimCurry a run for his money. InUniverse, Dumbledore is under the impression that she's a sexy man.
* BigBadDuumvirate: With Lucius in ''Sequel'', though Lucius makes it clear that he sees her as a "supporting villain".
* BrawnHilda: Best exhibited when she gets into hand-to-hand combat with a centaur. It helps that Joe Walker is ripped.
* ClingyJealousGirl: Despite the fact that their first date went horribly, she believes that Dumbledore loves her and she becomes ''very'' attached to him.
* ClusterFBomb: Though Lupin is the trilogy's designated SirSwearsALot, Umbridge drops a ''lot'' of F-bombs.
* CombatSadomasochist: Relishes her vigorous workouts and her diet of protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks. At one particularly spooky moment, she deliberately breaks her own finger during a staredown with Harry, just to show she means business.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When Dumbledore [[spoiler: tells her he doesn't want to date her because he's gay, she asks why he can't just choose not to be gay.]]
* CrossCastRole: Unlike most Starkid examples, where the characters played by actors of the opposite sex simply ''exist'', the fact that she looks like a large muscular man is part of her characterization.
* TheDreaded: Anyone who has heard of Umbridge's reputation quivers with fear. And if that's not bad enough, said-reputation is being the warden of [[TheAlcatraz Azkaban]] and the only thing the [[EmotionEater Dementors]] fear.
* DrillSergeantNasty: She treats her students the way a drill sergeant treats his trainees.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Her FauxAffablyEvil private chat with the girls of Hogwarts, the [[MoodSwinger general tone]] of which can be found in her quote above.
* EvilCounterpart: Seen when she takes over Dumbledore's office; she replaces his Creator/ZacEfron poster and ''Film/HighSchoolMusical'' t-shirt with a Creator/TaylorLautner poster and "Team Jacob" t-shirt.
* EvilLaugh: Umbridge can't maintain her sinister laugh for very long without slipping into her AnnoyingLaugh.
* EvilOverlord: Apparently became something like this in Harry's fifth year, based on [[NoodleIncident dialogue]] in ''Senior Year''.
* GonkyFemme: Dolores Umbridge is a large, muscular woman (played by a man), who dresses in pink frilly dresses and has a girly giggle.
* HugeSchoolgirl: When she was younger. She still dresses like one.
* ICallItVera: Umbridge has a paddle with a bunch of nails sticking out of it. She calls it "Momma's Little Love Hand."
* IncomingHam: She's heralded by ''Film/JurassicPark''-esque footsteps. She also tends to announce her imminent arrival via text message, only to make a big entrance seconds later demanding, "Did you get my text?"
* KickTheDog: She muses that after Sirius is dead, he'll be with Harry's parents.
* MagicSkirt: Despite all the dancing and spinning, we never get a look at what Joe Walker is wearing underneath that dress.
* MommyIssues: There's a whole scene where she starts to hallucinate with her mother. After that scene, the ''very little'' sanity she had left went to the dogs.
* OneBadMother: She calls herself the "momma" of Hogwarts's "childrens", yet she's completely and absolutely '''insane'''.
* SirSwearsALot: Umbridge's intense personality is emphasized by her willingness to throw out insults like "chubby little fuck!" at the slightest of slights.
* SlasherSmile: And for that one brief moment, she's not remotely funny.
* StrawFeminist: All of her... oddities... are apparently born from the desire to make it in a man's world.
* SummonBackupDancers: Summons a bunch of dancing Dementors during her VillainSong. It's more rock-and-roll than it sounds.
* TeamMom: She at least sees herself as this to the chilluns of Hogwarts.
* TooSpicyForYogSothoth: Seamus relates a rumor that a Dementor kissed her, and ''it'' died.
* WomanScorned: Both in her backstory and when Dumbledore "dumps" her. But she's more or less in denial of that...
* {{Yandere}}: Willing to kill Snape when she thinks that he's interfering with her relationship with Dumbledore.
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Apparently all she actually needed to be nicer is a boyfriend. When Dumbledore starts to court her she kinda started to act normal and [[spoiler:after being raped by Firenze as his mate, Umbridge completely forgets about Dumbledore and falls for the centaur]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lupin]]
!!Remus Lupin
[[quoteright:266:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_lupin.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:266:I'm not dangerous and I'm not homeless... anymore.]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/BrianHolden

->''"What's the matter with you guys? Oh, shit, you guys are kids, I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards. I... I am sorry. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Shoot!]] I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."''

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and Gryffindor Quidditch coach, and a homeless drunk. Also a werewolf who insists he was James Potter's best friend.

* TheAlcoholic: Carries a flask with him everywhere he goes and is often surprised and disappointed to find he's already drank it all.
* CallAPegasusAHippogriff: Various characters misidentify his werewolf form as a zombie, a vampire, a gremlin, and a robot.
* ClusterFBomb: Swears up a storm, but attempts to watch his mouth now that he's a teacher.
* CompositeCharacter: Though Fred and George do appear in ''Sequel'', it's Lupin who gives Harry the Marauder's Map, immediately revealing who created it.
* CrazyHomelessPeople: The kids initially mistake Lupin for a hobo from his mangy, intimidating appearance. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Lupin loudly protests that he is not homeless (anymore)]].
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: His EstablishingCharacterMoment outlines both sides.
* DirtyOldMan: Towards Cho Chang (but then again, so is every other heterosexual male in the show).
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Killed offstage before he ever appears onstage. Fortunately, ''Sequel'' is actually a prequel.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: He wakes up just in time to stop a Death Eater from killing Harry; his Disarming Charm fails utterly and he resorts to stabbing the Death Eater, yelling [[IncomingHam "Take that, you bastard ass!"]] He then starts whining about his empty beer bottle and the mysterious stain on his pants.
* GoshDangItToHeck: [[ClusterFBomb Lupin]] has to repeatedly {{Bowdlerize}} his swearing around the children.
* HypocriticalHumor: The students are appalled by his cursing, despite nearly all of them being fairly foulmouthed themselves. Exaggerated in ''A Very Starkid Reunion'', in which Harry and Ron's every sentence is peppered with s-words and f-words, but their reactions to Lupin's cursing remains the same.
* InsistentTerminology: Lupin is James Potter's ''best'' friend, and anyone who says otherwise is mistaken. Even James Potter.
* JacobMarleyApparel: His spirit maintains his "underwear and covered in blood" look.
* OriginalCastPrecedent: Has a mustache much like David Thewlis did in the role.
* SirSwearsALot: Played with in a very weird way. He doesn't swear ''that'' much more than anyone else in the show, but every time he does, all the students in the vicinity [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars gasp and cover their ears]], which is almost the only reason it's noticeable. [[RuleOfFunny Even if he's just]] [[SelectiveEnforcement repeating something that someone else JUST said]].
* TemptingFate:
-->'''Lupin:''' Hey, don't you worry, Harry. I'm sure we're gonna be seeing plenty of each other next year. Isn't that right, [[spoiler:Draco]]?\\
[[spoiler:'''Future!Draco:''']] Oop, rather not say.
* TheTramp: When last he's seen alive, he and Sirius are homeless and free-wheeling around the world together.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: On the days after full-moon nights, Lupin spends long stretches of time covered in blood and in nothing but tightie-whities.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=McGonagall=]]]
!!Minerva [=McGonagall=]
[[quoteright:223:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_mcgonagall.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:223:Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've always known that you are cool?]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Tyler Brunsman

->''"Beware, children. Unless the Chamber is found and the monster inside destroyed, the Ministry may close the school... forever. Wizard-God help us all."''

Headmaster of Hogwarts in Harry's final year.

* TheComicallySerious: Her unamused reaction to the student body's prank to elect [[Franchise/TheMuppets Fozzie Bear]] as the Head Boy, among other moments.
* CrossCastRole: Being played by a man results in some major LarynxDissonance.
* IncomingHam: "Oh, in the name of stuffy old ninnies everywhere, what is going--POTTER!"
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: A self-proclaimed "very reasonable uptight bitch".
* UnexplainedRecovery: Harry claims in ''Musical'' that "all of the professors are dead", but [=McGonagall=] appears alive and well in ''Senior Year''. She's not mentioned at all in the first two musicals, so it's possible she actually didn't work at Hogwarts in this universe until after Voldemort's demise.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gilderoy]]
!!Gilderoy Lockhart
[[quoteright:284:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_gilderoy.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:284:You can find Harry in your neighborhood bookstore this fall, motherfucker!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' A.J. Holmes

->''"Who taught a yeti how to sing?''\\
''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring?]]''\\
''Battled a banshee and came out a champ?''\\
''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Trapped Jafar inside of a lamp?]]"''

A popular wizard author, responsible for such masterpieces as ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' and ''Literature/TheHungerGames''. [[spoiler:Actually, he stole them from Muggle authors and rewrote them for wizards. He plans to do the opposite with Harry Potter's life story.]]

* BestialityIsDepraved: It's heavily implied that Gilderoy is into mice.
* TheChessmaster: Manipulates events at Hogwarts to ruin Harry's reputation.
* ChickMagnet: The girls of Hogwarts (and Neville) are all over him.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He fantasizes about shrinking to the size of a mouse and becoming their ruler.
* TheDandy: Like his canon counterpart, he's impeccably well-groomed and foppish in his mannerisms.
* FakeUltimateHero: This version of him is mostly in the business of stealing the credit for writing young adult novels, but his song indicates that he shares his canon self's reputation for genuine heroics.
-->'''Gilderoy:''' I have been looking for someone to write my autobiography--[[VerbalBackspace I mean, my biography.]]
* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Entirely ignores Hermione's attempts to seduce him, as he's preoccupied telling her about his PragmaticAdaptation of the life of Harry Potter.
* PragmaticAdaptation: In-universe; he reorders the events of the story of Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts (including the four years we don't see), into a more dramatically-appropriate and [[Literature/HarryPotter rather familiar]] order.
* SirSwearsALot: Not to the extent of Lupin, but he drops the F-word more than any other character in the trilogy except perhaps Umbridge.
* StableTimeLoop: One that breaks right through the fourth wall, no less: it's implied that [[spoiler:he goes back in time and publishes the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' series as we know it.]]
* SueDonym: Claims that one of the votes cast to result in a tie between Harry and Draco was from his brother, "Literoy Gockhart".
* TakeThat: Goes off on a ''huge'' tirade about [[spoiler:all the Harry Potter merchandise he's going to put on the market]], a massive TakeThat against real-life [[TheMerch Merch]] and the people who buy it.
-->'''Gilderoy:''' [[spoiler:I'm going to make these books huge. Then the real fun begins. Do you have any idea how much money I'm going to make off merchandise alone? The Severus Snape beach towel! The Hermione Granger toothbrush! How about a real wand, you little Muggle bastards? Well, guess what, kiddies, they're just resin, and boy howdy do they break like fucking twigs! T-shirts! Bedsheets! Video games! Action figures! And in time... [[RealitySubtext a theme park]]! A theme park in sunny Orlando, Florida, 85 bucks a head! How about a real butterbeer? It's just cream soda, you ''fucking idiots!'' I'm going to squeeze the Harry Potter franchise for every... last... red... cent! And when I'm through, once I have all that money... [[BrickJoke I'm going to shrink myself to the size of a fucking mouse!]]]]
* VillainExitStageLeft: [[spoiler:When the Wizard Cops show up, he shrinks himself and makes his escape. It's implied he then escapes into the past with a Time-Turner.]]
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Even ''more'' villainous than the book version.
* XanatosSpeedChess: Jumps upon every opportunity to both get people to stop liking Harry ''and'' to make Harry's life interesting enough to write about.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hagrid]]
!!Rubeus Hagrid
[[quoteright:189:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_hagrid.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:189:Now here's a warnin'--I'm gonna bounce yeh!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/BrianHolden

->''"This may come as a surprise to yeh, but I'm not a very happy person! I didn't want Harry to end up like me. Because... when yeh get old and fat like Hagrid, yeh realize that it's not school yeh miss. It's bein' young. And skinny, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick physically able ta have sex.]] And that's what I wanted for Harry. The end of school is just the beginnin' of yer tiny lives."''

* AdaptationalBadass: Oh, [[AdaptationalWimp they do play up the pathetic aspects of the character]], but he's very, ''very'' efficient at [[BigDamnHeroes rushing in to save the day]].
* BigDamnHeroes: ''Constantly'' saving the day.
* FastballSpecial: Name-dropped. He does it with a ''car''.
* TheGhost: Mentioned often but conspicuously always offstage in the first two shows. The fact that he actually appears onstage in ''Senior Year'' was a huge surprise that brought the house down.
* HollywoodMidLifeCrisis: He's having a rather realistic one; he's depressed about the dead-end nature of his job and life as the students he befriends continuously graduate and drift away. [[spoiler:He overcomes it by becoming an informant for the Wizard Cops.]]
* IncomingHam: Every time he has a BigDamnHeroes moment, [[AdaptationalBadass which is often]].
* IntergenerationalFriendship: Harry's companionship is implied to be the only thing that keeps Hagrid going.
* LargeHam: Well, it's hard to be a FakeScot ''without'' going in this direction.
* ThePigPen: He's... not very hygienic.
* {{Scotireland}}: Has a very broad and generic Scottish accent rather than the character's signature West Country burr.
* ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight: He goes against Kingsley's orders and sneaks Ron out of the castle to find Harry.
* SuperStrength: Even more pronounced since, for obvious reasons, he's ''not'' twice as tall as a normal man in this version.
* YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre: Gives Harry such a speech, though it quickly devolves into a speech about Hagrid's own depression.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mad-Eye]]
!!Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
[[quoteright:144:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_madeye.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Chris Allen

->''"'Allo, 'allo!"''

The Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in Harry's unseen sixth year. Actually Barty Crouch Jr. in disguise.

* DroppedABridgeOnHim: A throwaway line in ''Musical'' reveals that he was killed off in the Battle of Hogwarts. The line was apparently throwaway enough in-universe that Barty managed to impersonate him for a whole year.
* EvilSoundsRaspy: Barty Crouch Jr. was evil from the beginning and has a raspy voice.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: One of the trilogy's rare non-evil aversions, though as he sounds exactly like Barty, it's possibly just Barty's EvilBrit showing through.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Madam Pomfrey]]
!!Poppy Pomfrey
[[quoteright:113:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_pomfrey.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Elona Finlay

->''"Do you think it's true what the children are saying? That this is the work of the monster of the Chamber of Secrets?"''

* AdaptationalAttractiveness: She's quite young and attractive, a far cry from the books' and films' ApronMatron look.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Averted, as she's one of the few who bothers doing a British accent.
* OlderThanTheyLook: She worked at Hogwarts when Voldemort was a student. This wasn't 50 years before the present timeline as it was in canon, but nevertheless, she's aged well.
[[/folder]]


!Death Eaters
[[folder:Voldemort]]
!!Lord Voldemort / Tom Riddle
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_voldemort.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:When the world sucks, just dance. And the world always sucks, so always dance.]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Sequel'' (cameo), ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/JoeWalker

->"''Well, I believe that everything has its place. [[FantasticRacism Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And so. Do. Your. Clothes!]] Namely, '''a dresser'''!''"

The villainous, evil, Dark Lord who was beaten by two-year-old Harry. Now bodiless and weak, Professor Quirrell attaches him to the back of his head as he plots to regain his body and defeat Harry once and for all. But to his surprise he finds himself bonding with Quirrell, his first real friend. Eventually his evil plot to regain his body works, but at the cost of his new found friendship, while Harry escapes to warn the world he's back. Now on a mission to destroy Harry and take over the wizarding world, Voldemort might just succeed... if only these sad feelings would just leave him alone!

* AccidentalMisnaming: Calls both generations of Malfoys "Malloy".
-->'''Tom:''' See you later, at the club meeting.\\
'''Lucius:''' Sure thing, Tom.\\
'''Tom:''' Malloy! How many times do I have to tell you to call me--\\
'''Lucius:''' My Dark King. Right, right.\\
'''Tom:''' Thank you. That wasn't so hard, was it? I mean, [[HypocriticalHumor I remember your name]].
* AdaptationalAttractiveness:
** They ''try'' to avoid this. But all the makeup used to make Joe Walker pale, gaunt, and noseless has the opposite effect, since it goes so well with the "fabulous cape and no shirt" look.
** Inverted in ''Senior Year'', when we find out that Tom Riddle has ''always'' been pale, gaunt, and noseless, rather than the handsome young man he was in canon before [[EvilMakesYouUgly evil made him ugly]]. The makeup ''without'' the Voldemort get-up is successfully unsettling.
* AffablyEvil: A lot less serious than his canon counterpart, Voldemort here has a fun-loving side along with his classic villain persona.
* AgeLift: ''Senior Year'' implies he's much younger here than in canon. He [[EveryoneWentToSchoolTogether went to school with Lucius and Bellatrix]], and the scene where 15-year-old Tom meets his family seems to take place [[ModernStasis no earlier than the late 80s]].
* AmbiguouslyGay: According to Joe Walker, his relationship with Quirrell, despite the fact that [[spoiler:it goes as far as them adopting a daughter together in ''Senior Year'']], is intended to be ambiguous rather than explicitly romantic. Notably, Scarfy finds his sexuality hard to pin down.
* BerserkButton: [[spoiler:He hates Snickers bars. Getting one from his grandparents for Christmas set him off, resulting in him killing them and his father.]]
* BigBad: Of the first and third musicals.
* BishieSparkle: Young Tom loved to shoot sparkles out of his fingers.
* TheCameo: Makes a brief appearance in ''Sequel'' when the Zefron poster is returned to its rightful place on Dumbledore's wall.
* DepravedBisexual: If it wasn't for what appears to be a pretty enthusiastic sex life with Bellatrix, he'd be a flat out TransparentCloset.
-->'''Bellatrix:''' No! you're thinking of that peon that we sent to Azkaban!\\
'''Voldemort:''' He's not a peon! [''aside''] He's [[HoYay more of a man]] than you'll ever be...
* {{Expy}}: As part of their [[WaxOnWaxOff idiosyncratic rehearsal process]] the Langs asked Creator/JoeWalker to draw a picture of what he thought Voldemort should look like, and Joe says he basically copied Magus from ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger''. This led to AVPM!Voldemort's HotterAndSexier shirtless character design.
* GoodCostumeSwitch: [[spoiler:To represent his turn from hatred to love, the normally black-clad Voldemort wears a white cloak in the last scene.]]
* HeManWomanHater: Well, the proto-Death Eaters were called "The He-Man Woman Haters", but clearly he only meant it as a ShoutOut to [[Film/TheLittleRascals the trope namer]], as there's no indication that he has anything against women (for one thing, Bellatrix was a member of the gang).
* IgnoredEpiphany: [[spoiler:The portion of Voldemort that still resides in his body]] refuses to feel remorse, even [[BreakingTheFourthWall demanding that the musicians stop playing emotional music]].
* InsistentTerminology: He insists that Tom Riddle's diary is a [[LessEmbarrassingTerm journal]], though even he has trouble remembering that.
* InvisibleToNormals: The piece of his soul in ''Senior Year'' can only be seen by those who have touched his journal--"Just the same rules as ''Manga/DeathNote''", as he puts it. Joe actually [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]] this rule (the script called for him to hide but there was nothing onstage for him to hide behind), and Darren later ad-libbed a CallBack to the line, making the rule consistent throughout the show.
-->'''Harry:''' [[BrickJoke Holy shit, is that a flying diary?]]
%%* LargeHam: EvilIsHammy, after all.
* LoveRedeems: [[spoiler:After he dies, one last piece of his soul remains, and this piece is willing to let everything go and just be with Quirrell.]]
%%* MilkingTheGiantCow: He's just a head, so Quirrell does it for him.
* MrFanservice: Voldemort after he gets his body back goes completely shirtless and shows off his muscular physique. Even before this point, there were plenty of comments saying "Voldemort is... hot?"
* NeatFreak: Even though Quirrell is the sissy in their OddCouple relationship, it's the Dark Lord who freaks out over dirty laundry on a chair.
-->''"Well, I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place… Mudbloods have their place… and so. Do. Your. Clothes! Namely, A DRESSER!"''
* PensieveFlashback: Takes Ginny into several via his diary... ahem, journal. He refers to them as [[LampshadeHanging "Magic flashbacks."]]
* {{Pun}}: "You know, Quirrell, over the past year I've really grown ''attached'' to you, no pun intended."
* RedHerring: His reason for enacting the ''Chamber of Secrets'' plot is to divert people from his real plot--[[spoiler:attaining the Resurrection Stone, which can be used to bring his body back if he [[EquivalentExchange sacrifices someone else]].]]
* SophisticatedAsHell: Ends his speech to the people of Hogwarts, lifted from the books almost exactly, with "Voldemort out, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]!"
* SoulJar: Dumbledore has destroyed most of them by the time of ''Musical'', the only ones remaining being Dumbledore's poster of Creator/ZacEfron and Harry himself. In ''Senior Year'', it's revealed that Tom Riddle's diary still exists. [[spoiler:And in the end, Voldemort lives because no one knew that Quirrell was a Horcrux too.]]
* TakeOverTheWorld: Unlike his canon counterpart, "ruling the world" is explicitly his objective.
* TemptingFate: Regarding his family:
-->'''Tom:''' I'll accept them whatever kind of wizards they are. Just so long as they are wizards.
* ThatManIsDead:
-->'''Tom:''' Tom Riddle is no more. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I... am...]] WhamLine Lord... [[LargeHam VOLDEMORT]]!
* UsedToBeASweetKid: Well, Tom Riddle is ''still'' a CreepyChild, but it's tempered by his love of dancing.
* VillainousBSOD: Voldemort spends most of the second act in one over his betrayal of Quirrell, though he's surprisingly casual about it.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: So long as he has a body, Voldemort goes shirtless to show off his pale, but surprisingly muscular body.
%%* WhiteHairBlackHeart: Tom Riddle.
* WrongNameOutburst: Apparently calls Bellatrix "Quirrell" numerous times.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Bellatrix]]
!!Bellatrix Lestrange
[[quoteright:185:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_bellatrix.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:185:Don't even think about moving unless any one of you wants a snake to the wiener!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Britney Coleman

->''"If I'm going to be evil with all of you, I need to be evil with '''all''' of you!"''

Voldemort's girlfriend and right-hand woman. She readily accepts Voldemort once he regains his body and attempts to revamp the relationship as they carry out various evil plans. Unfortunately Voldemort is [[HomoeroticSubtext slightly different]] after his time with Quirrell and Bellatrix's patience with him starts to slip.

* DarkMistress: The psychopathic witch Bellatrix actually in a relationship with the Dark Lord in this universe.
* DragonInChief: She seems to wear the pants in the relationship. Voldemort is too afraid of her to publicly admit that he considers Quirrell a friend.
* EveryoneWentToSchoolTogether: She and Lucius were Voldemort's original Death Eaters.
* HammerspaceHair: Keeps her wand in her hair.
* JerkAss: More of a jerkass here than the AxCrazy psycho she is in canon.
* RaceLift: Britney Coleman is black. Combine that with the Starkids' fondness for the CrossCastRole, and we've got the only continuity where Bellatrix Lestrange and Dean Thomas can be played by the same actor.
* RomanticFalseLead: Bellatrix may start out as Voldemort's mistress, but Voldemort's heart really rests wth Quirrell.
* UsedToBeASweetKid: Just take a look at what she said to Voldemort when they first met, back when she was a [[GirlishPigtails pigtail-sporting]] GenkiGirl:
-->'''Bellatrix:''' I'm Trixie! I like Hogwarts 'cause there's lots of nice friends to make and yummy food to eat!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lucius]]
!!Lucius Malfoy
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_lucius.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:How DAAAAARE you!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Tyler Brunsman

->''"I wanted to know if you were interested in a role in the evil scheme I've just choreographed."''

Draco's father who is quite the dancer. A Death Eater, he travels back in time to try to finish off Harry before he can take on Voldemort.

* AbusiveParents: When Draco acts like a good sport after losing a Quidditch match and says that he had fun, Lucius pulls out his wand on him (implying he was going to torture him or kill him), but then resorts to crumbling up Draco's drawing and disowning him.
* AdaptationalVillainy: In the books, the Malfoy family's redeeming quality was [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes their love for one another]]. This version of Lucius lacks that one quality.
%%* BigBadDuumvirate: With Umbridge in ''Sequel''.
* DeathByAdaptation: Though his death is never confirmed, it seems [[spoiler:that he is mauled by Werewolf!Lupin. Given the state Peter Pettigrew's corpse is in, it's unlikely Lucius survived.]]
* EveryoneWentToSchoolTogether: He and Bellatrix were Voldemort's original Death Eaters.
%%* EvilBrit: Like his son, but plays it perfectly straight.
* KickTheDog: Crumpling up a drawing Draco gave him.
* LargeHam: Dances around stage doing high kicks, and on at least one occasion has his minions dramatically carry him across the stage.
* LukeIAmYourFather: He is ''not'' Draco's father. [[spoiler:It's actually Dobby.]]
* MrFanservice: An English-accented dancer in very, very tight pants.
* OriginalCastPrecedent: He has the long, flowing hair that Creator/JasonIsaacs wore in the role; this hairstyle was not described in the books and was in fact Isaacs' idea to make the character look as un-Muggle-like as possible.
* TalkingIsAFreeAction: Takes the time to [[TrrrillingRrrs roll the R]] in "Crucio", which gives Hermione a chance to speak an entire sentence before he finishes the curse.
* UsedToBeASweetKid: Seen as a schoolboy in ''Senior Year''. Back then, he was a CheerfulChild who was only interested in friendly dance-offs.
* WellDoneSonGuy: [[spoiler:Draco shows off some moves he learned from the centaurs, making Lucius momentarily proud that he finally learned to dance.]]
* WholeCostumeReference: WordOfGod has confirmed that they were going for a [[Music/DavidBowie Jareth]] from ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' reference with his outfit. It should be noted that the tights, vest, and puffy shirt are a standard male classical ballet costume, which was a huge part of Lucius's character.
* WouldHurtAChild: Threatens to torture one of Harry's friends... then when he finds out that said friend is Draco, he threatens to kill him instead.
* YouAlreadyChangedThePast: His time-traveling antics cause Harry's first year to [[StableTimeLoop go the way it went all along]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Yaxley]]
!!Yaxley
[[quoteright:167:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_yaxley.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:167:What happened to the pizza?!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/CoreyDorris

->''"Death Eaters work hard, but when we break, we '''break'''!"''

* TheDitz: Pretty spacey for a Death Eater.
* TheDragon: To Lucius, if only because he's the only Death Eater accompanying him who isn't a [[FacelessGoons Faceless Goon]].
* DumbIsGood: A fairly stupid Death Eater who switches sides as soon as he's given the opportunity.
* EyepatchOfPower: Yaxley is Lucius's sidekick, and marked by his eyepatch, though far from being an intimidating figure for it he's the goofiest Death Eater in the trilogy. Oddly, the eyepatch is an accessory he shares with Corey Dorris' other character in the trilogy.
* HeelFaceTurn: Switches to Draco's side at the first opportunity. In a quiet throwaway line, Ron calls him their second-best adult friend.
* MookFaceTurn: Gladly abandons Lucius to work for Draco.
* PunchClockVillain: At the very beginning he's pretty clearly sick of being a Death Eater, and he's quick to pull a HeelFaceTurn.
* PunchedAcrossTheRoom: By Ron, into a stack of boxes.
* RaceLift: Yaxley is played by a black man when he was an old white guy in the books.
* TooDumbToLive: Falls for the same trap twice in a row.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Peter]]
!!Peter Pettigrew
[[quoteright:147:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_peter.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]]

->''"The Dark Lord, he can be very persuasive. He offered me a [[ArtificialLimbs robot hand]]... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."''

* AdaptationalVillainy: He's a CardCarryingVillain here, rather than a sniveling coward.
* BaldOfEvil: Has Nick's receding hairline.
* DecompositeCharacter: Has no connection to Scabbers.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Instead of a rat, he changes into [[spoiler:a poster of Creator/TaylorLautner on the cover of ''Magazine/RollingStone'']]. In fact, the way Nick poses and walks seems to indicate that he never actually changes back from that form. And no, this plot development does ''not'' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext make sense in context]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fenrir]]
!!Fenrir Greyback
[[quoteright:187:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fenrir.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia

->''"Here it is! At last, finally, the ultimate artifact of evil is within my grasp!"''

* BadassLongcoat: His long coat is trimmed with fur.
* BigBad: Implied to have been the villain for Harry's unseen sixth year.
* IAmAHumanitarian: Intends to eat Neville and Luna in a "weirdo sandwich".
* InadvertentEntranceCue: He calls Neville a moron, which cues the obligatory [[OnceAnEpisode "Did somebody say Ron?"]]
* LittleBitBeastly: His hands and feet are wolfish.
* TheRemnant: He and his compatriots are the last Death Eaters, still fighting the war five years after Voldemort's death.
* StarterVillain: The first adversary faced by the DA in ''Senior Year''.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Wears an open jacket with nothing underneath but a necklace.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Barty]]
!!Barty Crouch Jr.
[[quoteright:166:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_barty.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Chris Allen

->''"If it's over for me, then it's over for you too. Y'see, all you are is someone who fights us. Once we're all gone, the world won't need a hero anymore. If the Dark Lord can't live forever, then neither can you."''

* CombatPragmatist: Once he's been found out, he immediately pulls a gun. Sadly for him, he grasps the VillainBall shortly thereafter.
* DeadPersonImpersonation: Impersonated Mad-Eye Moody for a whole year, even though Moody died in the Battle of Hogwarts years prior.
* EvilBrit: Portrayed as the guttural, thuggish variety of villainous Englishman.
* HannibalLecture: As he's being carted away, he warns Harry that without any more Death Eaters to fight, Harry has no more reason to live.
* TheRemnant: He's the last Death Eater.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: He's a StarterVillain who gets apprehended in the prologue, but his HannibalLecture winds up being the theme of the entire play.
* StarterVillain: Appears after Fenrir is apprehended, but is also defeated before the prologue is over.
* VillainBall: Initially shows an impressive level of savvy by bringing a gun to a wandfight, but then for some reason decides to put the gun down and engage Harry in GoodOldFisticuffs.
* VoicesAreMental: Chris Allen uses the exact same voice for both Mad-Eye and Barty.
[[/folder]]

!Other Wizards
[[folder:Fudge]]
!!Cornelius Fudge
[[quoteright:92:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fudge.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical''
-->'''Played by:''' Tyler Brunsman

->''"I've heard these Voldemort rumors, and I for one simply don't believe it!"''

* BaitAndSwitch: Fudge exists as a character mostly to {{Troll}} fans of Tyler Brunsman by bringing him back in Act 2 only to immediately and unceremoniously kill him off again.
* CompositeCharacter: Has the original Fudge's refusal to believe that Voldemort is back, and like Rufus Scrimgeour, his death leads to Voldemort gaining control of the Ministry.
* DeathByAdaptation: Fudge was alive when last he was mentioned in the books, though his final fate remains unknown; here he's killed onscreen.
* FlatEarthAtheist: Fudge tells Voldemort to his face that he doesn't believe he's back, and insists his death by Avada Kedavra is a heart attack.
* ImplausibleDeniability: He doesn't believe that Voldemort is back, despite the fact that the Dark Lord [[VillainsOutShopping has been active on his Youtube channel]]. He remains in denial even when Voldemort is right in front of his face and killing him.
* TheLivingDead: In a hilarious CallBack to Cedric's death in Act 1, Tyler Brunsman comes back as Cornelius Fudge only to be killed again almost immediately, and then spend an even ''longer'' time onstage as a corpse while Harry and Quirrell sing the mournful CounterpointDuet "Missing You".
* TooDumbToLive: Refuses to believe any evidence of Voldemort's return, up to and including his own eyes when the Dark Lord is right there in his office. Naturally, this gets him killed.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Molly and Arthur]]
!!Molly and Arthur Weasley
[[quoteright:191:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_molly_arthur.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'' (Molly only), ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''\\
'''Played by:''' Lily Marks (Molly), [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]] (Arthur)

->''"Anyway, I just came here to save your lives. Go back to what you were doing."''

->''"What'th a Muggle?! Why, it'th a wizard who doethn't... I mean, it'th a wizard who can't... he doethn't know what a [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Moogle]] ith!"''

* AdaptationDyeJob: Remarkably, neither of them are redheads, despite their hair color being a core family trait in canon.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Arthur is bizarre.
* TheDitz: Arthur is entirely wrong about how to work a Muggle camera, can't explain what a Muggle is, and calls for help from the Ministry before remembering he ''is'' Ministry.
* JewishMother: Molly is portrayed this way, with the characteristic nasally Jewish-American accent and refusal to let her children leave the house after they grow up.
* MamaBear: The only reason Molly is in the first musical is because her killing of Bellatrix is too awesome to exclude.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Arthur is played in the style of Creator/EdWynn.
* SpeechImpediment: Arthur has a heavy, Wynn-esque lisp.
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: "DIE, BITCH!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sirius]]
!!Sirius Black
[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_sirus.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:230:[[CallForward You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot.]]]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia

->''"It's your father's old invisibility cloak. Haha! We used to use it to play jokes on Snape! And we would solve mysteries and shit."''

A fugitive from Azkaban, wanted for the murder of Peter Pettigrew. Also betrayed the Potters to Voldemort. Or did he?

* BarefootPoverty: A homeless fugitive, he has no shoes.
* ChewingTheScenery: "Lupin! You know the man you truly are! His heart is where you live! ''His heart! Right here!''" Definitely a ShoutOut to Creator/GaryOldman's performance in ''Prisoner of Azkaban''.
* CrazyHomelessPeople: With his scruffy appearance and hair-trigger temper, he comes across as quite the hobo. And later:
-->'''Harry:''' Hey listen, I was wondering, maybe this summer instead of going back to the Dursleys', I was wondering if maybe I could stay with you?\\
'''Sirius:''' Harry, I am homeless. Can I live with ''you''?
* CurbStompBattle: Easily trounces Harry, Ron, and Hermione in a three-on-one duel. [[JustifiedTrope They are, after all,]] first-years who only know spells like ''Lumos'' and ''Alohomora''. Sirius, meanwhile, is knowledgeable enough to [[CallBack know that the countercurse is]] ''[[CallBack Unjellify]]''.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Killed offstage before he ever appears onstage. Fortunately, ''Sequel'' is actually a prequel.
* HairTriggerTemper: Doubtless a side effect of his years in prison, he's quick to mood-swing into "angry and vengeful" mode.
* HeCleansUpNicely: [[JacobMarleyApparel Though his clothes are still ill-fitting and his feet still bare]], his spirit is much more well-groomed than he was in life. He also develops a very elegant, soothing voice.
* IntergenerationalFriendship: Harry calls him his "best adult friend" and they both wish to hug and kiss each other.
* LargeHam: Seems to have difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE!
* TheTramp: When last he's seen alive, he and Lupin are homeless and free-wheeling around the world together.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Rita]]
!!Rita Skeeter
[[quoteright:115:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_rita.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/JaimeLynBeatty

->''"Keep your nose clean, kid. Don't take any wooden Sickles, now."''

* IntrepidReporter: Slightly more honest a journalist than her canon counterpart. Slightly.
* MaliciousSlander: Not to the extent of her canon self, but it's still there. When Lupin eats the rare and elusive shit-flavored Bertie Bott's bean, she takes the opportunity to write the headline "Remus Lupin Eats Shit". More dramatically, she quotes Sirius as saying he wants to "drug and kill" Harry when what he actually said was that he wanted to "hug and kiss" him.
* MrsExposition: Gives Harry the backstory on Sirius Black.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lily and James]]
!!Lily and James Potter
[[quoteright:186:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_lily_james.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Arielle Goldman (Lily), Creator/BrianRosenthal (James)

* AdaptationDyeJob: Lily is a brunette, whereas she's a redhead in canon.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Lily loved James ''because'' he was an asshole. [[spoiler:In the afterlife, she's realized her mistake and is married to NiceGuy Cedric instead.]]
* AmicableExes: [[spoiler:They've separated since dying, but are still friendly enough that Harry's reaction to seeing them is to comment how beautiful it is that they're still together.]]
* HappilyMarried: [[spoiler:Lily, to Cedric Diggory in the afterlife.]]
* PosthumousCharacter: As in canon, they only appear in the Mirror of Erised, a Pensieve flashback, and when called by the Resurrection Stone.
* RefugeInAudacity: Lily and James first hooked up at the end of an otherwise very faithful adaptation of the "Snape's Worst Memory" scene, wherein James's posse ''viciously bullies'' Snape.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Candy Lady]]
!!The Candy Lady
[[quoteright:131:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_candylady.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Julia Albain (''Sequel''), Pat Brady (''Senior Year'')

->''"Candy from the trolley, dear?"''

The witch who pushes the candy trolley on the Hogwarts Express. Joins Draco's gang in ''Senior Year''.

* AscendedExtra: Appears in only a few seconds of ''Sequel'' but throughout ''Senior Year''. Also counts vis-à-vis her very minor role in the books.
* TheCameo: For Pat Brady, a Hollywood talent agent who counts Creator/TeamStarkid among her clients.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Everyone calls her Candy Lady.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Pat Brady's [[LargeHam mugging]] throughout the show.
* MuggedForDisguise: By a huge, deep-voiced Death Eater, no less.
* TheQuietOne: Has only one line in ''Senior Year''.
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Spoofed. She's treated as if she's this to Crabbe, despite them not being remotely similar.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: She disappears after the first scene of Act 2.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Kingsley]]
!!Kingsley Shacklebolt
[[quoteright:204:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_kingsley.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Those are magical felonies!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/CoreyDorris

->''"You know what, Potter-boy-bitch-boy-Potter?! [[DaChief You're a hotshot loose cannon!]] It's that kind of maverick attitude... [[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving that makes you perfect for the Wizard Cops!]]"''

Chief of the Wizard Cops, and Minister of Magic in Harry's final year.

* ArsonMurderAndLifesaving: Delivers two such speeches, first to Harry in the prologue, then the entire cast after the climax.
* BaldOfAuthority: Doesn't appear to be bald under the hat, but fits the trope's spirit to a tee.
* BorrowedCatchphrase: Borrows Cho's catchphrase for his IncomingHam line.
* CultureEqualsCostume: [[OriginalCastPrecedent Like his film incarnation]], he wears a traditional African cap.
* DaChief: He's the chief of the Wizard Cops.
* {{Expy}}: Of ComicBook/NickFury.
* EyepatchOfPower: As part of his Nick Fury schtick. Oddly, he shares this accessory with Yaxley, Corey Dorris' other character in the trilogy.
* LargeHam: He has all the BaldOfAuthority and DaChief mannerisms, so this is to be expected.
* VerbalTic: Occasionally engages in odd repetition of a term, such as referring to a Time-Turner as a "time-turner-time-turner-turner".
* WholeCostumeReference: To Nick Fury, with the BadassLongcoat and EyepatchOfPower.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Wizard Cops]]
!!The Wizard Cops
[[quoteright:219:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_wizardcops.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:219:Word.]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/EricKahnGale, Brant Cox

->'''"FREEZE, MOTHAFUCKA! WE'RE THE WIZARD COPS!"''

* AdaptationNameChange: No Aurors in this universe, just Wizard Cops.
* CoolShades: Both of them don shades.
* CreatorCameo: The more verbal of the two is played by Eric Kahn Gale, one of Creator/TeamStarkid's creative minds, in his first onstage appearance since before they were even Starkid.
* IncomingHam: Courtesy of Eric's cop. "FREEZE, MOTHAFUCKA! WE'RE THE WIZARD COPS!"
* TheQuietOne: Brant's cop doesn't say much.
* SpaceX: Wizard Cops, parodying the series' unique "Wizard X" version of the trope.
%%* TotallyRadical: Eric's cop.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fleur]]
!!Fleur Delacour
[[quoteright:122:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fleur.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:122:I sink it's romantique!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Allie-Faye Monka

->''"Ron, as someone who is so very happy in love, I have advice for you. Just, how you say, be yourself."''

* BasementDweller: Lives at the Burrow with the Weasleys.
* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: Wears monogrammed pajamas just like the rest of the Weasleys.
* EveryoneLooksSexierIfFrench: Played to the hilt.
* HappilyMarried: To Bill, obnoxiously so.
* SickeninglySweethearts: She and Bill are nauseatingly head-over-heels for each other.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Albus]]
!!Albus Potter
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-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Allie-Faye Monka

->''"Dad, I'm scared. Could you come with me?"''

Harry's son, who is getting ready to start his first year of Hogwarts 19 years after the events of ''Senior Year''.

* AdaptationNameChange: His middle name is now [[spoiler:Scarfy]] instead of Severus.
* CrossCastRole: Complete with Allie-Faye's bright red lips.
* DeadGuyJunior: Though a different dead guy supplies the middle name in this version.
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Has the same NerdGlasses and FunnyAfro as Past!Harry.
[[/folder]]

!Muggles
[[folder:Guard]]
!!Guard at King's Cross Station
[[quoteright:78:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_guard.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/BrianRosenthal

->''"Platform nine, platform ten. Nothing in between."''

* FlatEarthAtheist: Over the course of his career, seven hundred kids have asked him how to get to platform nine and three-quarters, and he still insists there's no such thing. He's so accustomed to it that he can be seen reciting to no one in particular that there's nothing between platforms nine and ten, and already knows what Harry is going to say when he asks about the platform.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mrs. Cole]]
!!Mrs. Cole
[[quoteright:159:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_mrscole.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/DeniseDonovan

->''"Tom Riddle? Suit yourself, but I warn you [[SuddenlyShouting THIS BOY'S A MONSTER!!!]]"''

* ArtisticLicenseReligion: Has her canon name of ''Mrs.'' Cole despite being depicted as a nun.
* LargeHam: Denise only has [[TheCameo two minutes of stage time in the whole trilogy]] so you'd better believe she [[ChewingTheScenery makes the most of it]].
* NaughtyNuns: Not flagrantly so, but she ''is'' played by the post-college Starkid's de facto MsFanservice.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Like most of the actors who only appeared in the third installment, Denise averts it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Riddle Family]]
!!Tom, Mary, and Thoms Riddle
[[quoteright:252:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_riddles.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Chris Allen (Tom), Arielle Goldman (Mary), Nico Ager (Thoms)

* AdaptationNameChange: On the prop for the Riddle family gravestone in ''Musical'', someone accidentally wrote Thomas Riddle's name as "Thoms Riddle". [[ThrowItIn They rolled with it]], first by having Cedric read the name aloud as "Thoms" and finally making Thoms the character's official name in ''Senior Year''.
* AnachronismStew: Tom's attire is straight out of the 1990s, he uses headphones from the same time period, and he references the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]], which all makes sense even if it would result in a shockingly young Voldemort... but Mary is seen talking on an [=iPhone=].
* BasementDweller: Tom is an adult living with his parents, which wasn't too odd when it was true of the canonical version, but the [[ModernStasis modern setting]] of the Riddle house in this version takes that opportunity to characterize him as a loser.
* ManChild: Tom, a man old enough to have a 15-year-old son, dresses and acts like a 15-year-old himself.
* OCStandIn: Nothing is known about the canonical Riddle family, save the implication that they're {{Upper Class Twit}}s. Team Starkid interprets them as a mix of hillbillies and just plain weirdos.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Tom Sr.'s impression of Merope looks uncomfortably like a mockery of mentally disabled people, and all three of them go silent upon discovering that Tom Jr. is a dancer (the implied homophobia was explicit in the original script).
* ToiletHumor: The overly-prolonged scene where Thoms poops his pants and young Voldemort is forced to clean it up.
[[/folder]]

!Magical Creatures
[[folder:Hungarian Horntail]]
!!The Hungarian Horntail
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-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical'', ''Senior Year'' (unconscious, possibly dead)
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/LaurenLopez (mouth, voice), Devin Lytle (eyes, voice), Tyler Brunsman (neck)

->''"Ra ra ra ra ra."''

* TheDreaded: Most terrifying thing you ever seen in your whole life!
* {{Muppet}}: A very large and expressive, if floppy, puppet performed by three people.
* MusicSoothesTheSavageBeast: Harry puts it to sleep with a lullaby.
* UncertainDoom: In ''Senior Year'', Hagrid has the Horntail in his hut and states that it hasn't woken up in the five years since ''Musical'', leaving it unclear if it's actually asleep or dead.
* VoiceOfTheLegion: Both of its facial puppeteers provide its voice.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Sorty]]
!!The Sorting Hat
[[quoteright:149:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_sorty.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:149:I'm [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Team]] [[TakeAThirdOption Dumbledore]]!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]]

->''"This is our home too, Harry."''

* AdaptationalSexuality: Gay. The original, being more object than character, had no sexuality to speak of.
* AnimateInanimateObject: Not merely a talking hat, he can apparently fly around under his own power.
* HandPuppet: The series having limited special effects, he's very visibly a hand puppet.
* HappilyMarried: To Scarfy.
* NamedByTheAdaptation: "Sorty".
* StraightGay: To Scarfy's CampGay.
* UndyingLoyalty: He's Team Dumbledore!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Firenze]]
!!Firenze
[[quoteright:143:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_firenze.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:143:Yes, [[GagPenis it sounds like a funny problem]], but it's actually not.]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' Jim Povolo

->''"Tonight, the centaurs will make celebracion, with dancing, music, and much coitus with this one!"''

* BigDamnHeroes: Rushes to the rescue against both Werewolf!Lupin and Umbridge.
* CantArgueWithElves: Everyone thinks he's awesome.
-->'''Harry:''' Thanks, Firenze. You're so cool!\\
'''Firenze:''' [''chuckles''] I sure am.
* CoconutSuperpowers: How does Creator/TeamStarkid create a centaur? They glue a teeny-tiny horse body to Jim Povolo's ass, of course. Especially funny since Firenze appears in the same scene as a ''very'' well-made werewolf, so they probably could have done better if it wasn't so dang [[RuleOfFunny funny]].
* FurryReminder: Ron strokes him, causing a horse-like shudder to run through his entire body.
* GagPenis: Like other centaurs, he apparently has a massive horse penis. Ron takes a look at it and is very impressed.
* GroinAttack: Umbridge learns that this doesn't really work on centaurs.
-->'''Firenze:''' Ah! My chest!
* MrFanservice: A massive, shirtless man with long blond hair and a soothing voice.
* OneGenderRace: He explains that there are no remaining centaur women, and his mission is to find a human woman strong enough to withstand sex with the centaurs so that the race can be repopulated.
* OurCentaursAreDifferent: A OneGenderRace of stoner dudes.
%%* PretentiousPronunciation: Pronounces several words pretentiously.
* SmokingHotSex: Seen with a cigarette after mating with [[spoiler:Professor Umbridge]].
* WalkingShirtlessScene: As you'd expect from a centaur, he's shirtless.
* WarriorPoet: A gentle and poetic figure who nevertheless engages in an awesome hand-to-hand combat scene against Umbridge.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Hedwig]]
!!Hedwig
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[[caption-width-right:172:Honk honk! Meow!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' Arielle Goldman

->''"Listen, kid, I don't have all the answers. I don't even know why I can talk, really. But as another talking animal once said, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990 'All fathers care for their sons.']] So hang in there. Okay?"''

* DemotedToExtra: A constant presence throughout the books, here she's only in a few scenes in the second show. It even appears that she's a Hogwarts owl instead of belonging to Harry.
* TalkingAnimal: And she's not sure why.
* {{Troll}}: While the first-years are cleaning the Owlery, she poops on the floor and says "You missed a spot."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Scabbers]]
!!Scabbers
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-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' n/a

* DeadAllAlong: How did an ordinary rat live over ten years? [[spoiler:He didn't. According to Ron, he's been dead for years.]]
* DecompositeCharacter: Has no connection to Peter Pettigrew, instead of being Pettigrew's Animagus identity.
* ParrotPetPosition: Spends almost the entirety of ''Sequel'' perched on Ron's shoulder.
* RedHerring: We're certainly given enough reason to ''suspect'' him of being Peter Pettigrew.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Crookshanks]]
!!Crookshanks
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-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' n/a

* TheCatCameBack: Actual cat example. He pops up in the strangest places.
* CoconutSuperpowers: Portrayed by some kind of stuffed animal with the tail of some other stuffed animal and wearing a tiger mask.
* DeathByAdaptation: Gets thrown to werewolf!Lupin and is never seen again. Hey, that's [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse more closure than he got in canon]].
* MixAndMatchCritters: Doesn't look much like a cat, probably reflecting the canon character's part-kneazle roots.
* RunningGag: Any time a character reaches into a bag in ''Sequel'', you can bet that, to their horror, they'll pull a yowling Crookshanks out of it.
* ThatPoorCat: They make good use of this trope and its associated sound effects.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Basilisk]]
!!Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk
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[[caption-width-right:226:I'm a ton bigger than you'd expect!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/BrianHolden (voice, lead puppeteer), Allie-Faye Monka, Creator/DeniseDonovan, Arielle Goldman (body puppeteers)

->''"Sssssnake. I'm a snake! Oh, where'd my arms go? Just kidding, I'm a snaaaaake."''

* BrownNote: Though unlike the canon version, it can ''only'' petrify with its gaze, not kill.
* {{Muppet}}: Of a much higher quality than the Hungarian Horntail.
* LargeHam: Has very silly dialogue with delivery to match.
* NoOntologicalInertia: Killing it cures all of its petrified victims. Earlier on, it's established that this is the way it works so it doesn't come out of left field.
* {{Sssssnaketalk}}: The Basilisk's speech pattern is hammily snake-like.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Aragog]]
!!Aragog
[[quoteright:233:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_aragog.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:233:Welcome to my crib!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/JeffBlim

->''"And now, I'm going to eat you!"''

An enormous spider who lives in the Forbidden Forest. The living embodiment of Vore and the BigLippedAlligatorMoment.

* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Among the Aragog costume's many other failings, it seems like Aragog has ''ten'' total limbs in this universe, although the "Get In My Mouth" dance vaguely implies Jeff's real arms are supposed to be exaggeratedly large "jaws" (pedipalps).
* AudienceParticipationSong: "The lyrics are very simple, follow along!"
* CoconutSuperpowers: The spider costume is unconvincing enough already, but then Jeff suffers ''multiple'' {{Wardrobe Malfunction}}s.
* FauxAffablyEvil: Cordially speaks and sings to the trio about his intent to eat them. The rather severe sexual overtones don't help.
* ItMakesSenseInContext: Listening to his VillainSong without knowing ahead of time that it's sung from the perspective of a giant spider who wants to eat you is, well... surreal.
* RefugeInAudacity: He appears, sings a song called "Get In My Mouth" that's basically a vore anthem, and then [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment disappears, never to be mentioned again]].
* SummonBackupDancers: His fellow spiders emerge as he launches into his song.
* TalkingAnimal:
-->'''Harry:''' Yes! I ''do'' have the magical ability to talk to spiders! [[HesBack I'm back!]]
-->'''Aragog:''' Nah, I'm just a spider with the magical ability to talk to humans.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Myrtle]]
!!Moaning Myrtle
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-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Chris Allen

->''"Awww, poor baby. Harry Potter's girlfriend sad, because she's still alive! Does baby want some wine with that cheese? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]"''

* ButtMonkey: She's the standard by which uncoolness is measured at Hogwarts.
* CrossCastRole: One of the most horrendously obvious examples in the trilogy, Myrtle is played by a guy.
* TheGhost: [[{{Pun}} Pardon the pun.]] Like Hagrid, she's a RunningGag in the first two musicals but doesn't appear until the third.
* HypocriticalHumor: Advises Ginny against killing herself... because the last thing Hogwarts needs is the ghost of a whiny bitch with an annoying screechy voice.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Nick]]
!!Nearly Headless Nick
[[quoteright:118:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_nick.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Joe Moses

->''"You look glum, Mr. Weasley. What ails you?"''

* OurGhostsAreDifferent: For one thing, he's solid enough to accidentally punch Harry in the face.
* TakenForGranite: Gets petrified.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gray Lady]]
!!The Gray Lady
[[quoteright:93:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_gray_lady.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Elona Finlay

* TheCameo: Appears for only a few seconds, making out with the Headless Horseman (somehow) at Nick's party.
* PromotedToLoveInterest: For Nick. Emphasis on "interest"; they don't get together.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fawkes]]
!!Fawkes
[[quoteright:68:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fawkes.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' n/a

* ChekhovsGunman: Seen as Hagrid's new "roommate" long before his tears are used in yet another of Hagrid's BigDamnHeroes moments.
* SwissArmyTears: Hagrid applies his tears to Harry's wounds by whipping Fawkes around like a saltshaker.
[[/folder]]

!{{Original Character}}s[=/=]{{Canon Foreigner}}s
[[folder:Rumbleroar]]
!!Rumbleroar
[[quoteright:149:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_rumbleroar.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:149:'''[[SayMyName RUMBLEROAR!!!]]''']]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Musical''
-->'''Played by:''' Jim Povolo

->''"Do you have your space suit, Dumbledore?"''

A talking lion and the headmaster of Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars.

* {{Expy}}: Of Dumbledore and [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Aslan]].
* HorseOfADifferentColor: Lets good students ride around on his back. We see Dumbledore doing so.
* PantheraAwesome: He's a badass talking lion headmaster.
* RealAfterAll: As it turns out, he and his school are ''not'' some delusion of Draco's, but wizard-kind's most closely-guarded secret. Dialogue in ''Senior Year'' implies that everyone learned this in the cast's unseen third year.
* SeriesMascot: Of the trilogy and of Creator/TeamStarkid as a whole.
* TalkingAnimal: A talking lion.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Scarfy]]
!!The Scarf of Sexual Preference
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[[caption-width-right:212:Metrosexual!]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel'', ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]]

->''"Oh... interesting... I could see you going a number of ways."''

After being sorted into their House, students are then turned over to the Sorting Hat's (eventual) husband, the Scarf of Sexual Preference, who shouts out that student's sexual orientation.

* AffectionateNickname: Calls Dumbledore "Dumbledear".
* AnimateInanimateObject: A talking scarf who can fly around on his own.
* CampGay: Scarfy, but it's played ironically with the joke being that he is unbelievably and unabashedly stereotypical in every way.
* DefiantToTheEnd: Fearlessly gives Voldemort a KirkSummation while trapped in the Dark Lord's clutches. [[spoiler:It gets him killed.]]
* EverythingsBetterWithRainbows: Is rainbow-colored, fitting given his CampGay characterization and the fact that [[EveryoneIsBi there are no known instances of him directly sorting a student as straight]].
* HandPuppet: Like Sorty, he's a very obvious hand puppet.
* HappilyMarried: To Sorty.
* HeroicSacrifice: Charges the basilisk alone to buy the students some time, and ends up in Voldemort's clutches.
* InSeriesNickname: "Scarfy".
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Voiced in the style of Creator/PaulLynde.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mama Umbridge]]
!!Mama Umbridge
[[quoteright:117:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_mama_umbridge.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Sequel''
-->'''Played by:''' [[Creator/LangBrothers Nick Lang]]

->''"Do you love them enough to scold them? Do you love them enough to whip their li'l bottoms? Do you love them enough... to kill them?"''

The abusive mother of Dolores Umbridge that appears in her hallucination.

* AbusiveParents: Dolores' stories of her would certainly suggest it.
* AdaptationalVillainy: In the Wizarding World about Umbridge, her mother was the victim of DomesticAbuse, being blamed by her husband for giving birth to a Squib, and despised by Dolores for being a muggle. Here, she was the abusive one and implied to be the cause of what Dolores became.
* CrossCastRole: Not as manly as her daughter, Nick's portrayal is quite shrill.
* FaceFramedInShadow: Possibly unintentional, but the effect adds to the horror of the scene.
* PosthumousCharacter: Appears as her daughter's psychotic {{hallucinations}}.
* SanitySlippage: Her appearance signifies this for Dolores.
-->'''Umbridge:''' Why didn't I think of that before?\\
'''Mama:''' Because it's crazy!\\
'''Umbridge:''' Yeah! Uh... uh-oh... I'm crazy now, aren't I, Mama?\\
'''Mama:''' I wouldn't be here if you wasn't!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Narrator]]
!!The Narrator
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[[caption-width-right:256:Just then, Harry literally surfs into the room [[TakeOurWordForIt on a heart-shaped guitar being held up by enchanted rose petals!]]]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Creator/BobJoles

->''"Blood begins to spurt from the diary as Voldemort convulses. Voldemort's chest explodes open! A blinding white light shines out! Pieces of Voldemort's body begin to break off, as he desperately wails! His face flakes away, revealing a grotesque screaming skull! Soon, all his skin ignites into flame! '''His burning skeleton crumbles into a mess of gore and green goo! JOE WALKER DIES!!!'''"''

Due to the time constraints and overall ambitious nature of ''Senior Year'', it was performed as a staged reading instead of a full performance; like most readings, it therefore employed a narrator to read the stage directions. However, the narration proved to be unnecessary for understanding the story and so was mostly used to provide more jokes.

* TheCameo: For Hollywood voice actor Bob Joles, who also appeared in ''Theatre/{{Starship}}''; Starkid has access to his talents because he's married to their agent.
* InteractiveNarrator: During this moment:
-->'''Narrator:''' Ginny walks up a crooked staircase to the bedroom, where she finds Ron sitting on the edge of the bed, lightly strumming a guitar and singing with his meager voice.\\
'''Ron:''' Hey!\\
'''Narrator:''' Sorry, Ron.
* TheLongList: Just before the climax, he rattles off a list of Hogwarts students accompanying Harry into the Chamber of Secrets. The list goes on forever, but still fails to account for every character present.
* TakeOurWordForIt: His purpose in a nutshell. In a typical script reading, a narrator is necessary to let the audience know what they should be seeing onstage. In practice, though, ''Senior Year'' was staged so well that such a narrator was unnecessary, so most of Bob's narration consists of describing impossibly good visual effects for comedic purposes.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Wang Mu]]
!!Wang Mu
[[quoteright:133:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_wangmu.jpg]]

-->'''Appears in:''' ''Senior Year''
-->'''Played by:''' Sango Tajima

->''"Come on daddies! We so late!"''

The adopted daughter of [[spoiler:Quirrell and Voldemort]], who attends Hogwarts alongside Albus Potter.

* AllThereInTheScript: Her name only appears in the script.
* AsianSpeekeeEngrish: An Asian adoptee, she speaks in Engrish.
* HappilyAdopted: By all appearances.
[[/folder]]